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Czech Republic KICK_GETRIGHT_AND_FOREST_FFS 
Mom: Hospital Nurse Dad: Railway electrician
2019-06-07 18:17
#1
ropz | 
Czech Republic rusteD 
mum: self employed dad: self employed
2019-06-07 18:19
#8
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Brunei GucciLele 
So your mom is a hooker and your dad is her pimp?
2019-06-15 21:57
#11
ropz | 
Czech Republic rusteD 
Father chimney designer Mother health consultant Nt
2019-06-15 21:58
#12
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Brunei GucciLele 
Nt prokda
2019-06-15 21:59
#13
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Denmark Twick_ 
Din humor er 👌
2019-06-15 22:00
#16
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Brunei GucciLele 
What? This is is an international site, please comment in English. Comments in another language will be deleted.
2019-06-15 22:02
#20
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Denmark Twick_ 
Your humor is 👌
2019-06-15 22:07
#22
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Brunei GucciLele 
I know
2019-06-15 22:09
idiot brunei mens)))
2019-06-15 23:11
#43
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Brunei GucciLele 
U really gonna do me like that huh?
2019-06-15 23:14
poklen
2019-06-15 23:15
#46
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Brunei GucciLele 
But im not an idiot mens))) im very smart
2019-06-15 23:15
you is poklensss menss))) dont deny mensss)))) see you behind the mall mensss))))
2019-06-15 23:18
#51
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Brunei GucciLele 
Wtf is poklenns men)))
2019-06-15 23:21
poklenns men
2019-06-19 04:57
#134
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Europe Drofwer 
you are a bad person
2019-06-16 19:11
#2
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Finland Autisthicc 
mom: coder person dad: coder person
2019-06-07 18:19
#122
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Italy ReanuKeeves 
U coder?
2019-06-16 16:16
#165
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Germany RobiDable 
Coding for the pros probably.
2019-06-18 23:31
#187
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Finland xore1 
*hacker person
2019-06-19 04:55
Nick Gurr
2019-06-08 09:45
my mother was a dentist and my father was a carpenter
2019-06-08 09:52
#10
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Brunei GucciLele 
F
2019-06-15 21:57
#49
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Germany Moe_Szyslak 
are u rich rn
2019-06-15 23:18
I wouldn't say rich, but definitely living a decent life.
2019-06-15 23:30
#55
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Germany Moe_Szyslak 
being dentist in germany / being dentist in Slovakia Dentist in Slovakia is rich, So dentist in GER is according to Slovak rich af lmao
2019-06-15 23:31
Well, I just don't like to call myself rich because I hate to flex with money. Especially since I didn't work for it. It's definitley a huge benefit tho, since I already have my own house and I don't need to receive student loans, since I can pay everything off with my heritage.
2019-06-15 23:33
#63
Turkey HuCa 
How old are you?
2019-06-15 23:44
23
2019-06-15 23:45
nice flex men ))))) 😎😎😎😎
2019-06-16 16:11
Like I said I don't wanna flex men(((
2019-06-16 16:13
#198
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Europe m9_ 
but then u proceeded to flex right after men that made no sense men
2019-06-19 05:00
Because this Moe_Szyslak guy wanted to know whether I'm rich or not. Like I said I don't think that I'm rich, just having a good life
2019-06-19 07:18
#5
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Norway quokkadick 
Dad: Doctor Mom: Farmacaut
2019-06-08 09:55
Nice dude u can be proud
2019-06-15 22:11
Why? It's his parents who did good, not him. Why should he be proud?
2019-06-15 22:15
Proud to have parents who have a great job my friend, u can be proud for this tbh
2019-06-15 22:16
you can try to be proud of your family sometimes
2019-06-15 22:43
People should bd proud of what THEY do, not about what others do.
2019-06-16 14:18
so, no one should be proud of you?
2019-06-16 15:02
Yes. Myself.
2019-06-16 15:03
I am proud of you my friend. You are a good man.
2019-06-16 15:30
nt living under a rock
2019-06-16 15:33
#199
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Europe m9_ 
ur fucking stupid LOL
2019-06-19 05:01
wtf are you doing posting on this shit it's literally from more then a week ago
2019-06-19 05:03
Wtf is a farmacaut
2019-06-19 04:32
#189
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Finland xore1 
sell drugs legally
2019-06-19 04:55
So a pharmacist
2019-06-19 05:07
#203
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Finland xore1 
ye
2019-06-19 05:44
#211
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Norway quokkadick 
im dislectic men:((
2019-06-19 15:49
Mom: truck driver Dad: mechanic
2019-06-15 21:56
#190
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Finland xore1 
ur dad mended ur mom
2019-06-19 04:56
#7
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United States Nohj_ 
Mom: Dead Dad: CBP officer
2019-06-15 21:57
Gl bro <3
2019-06-15 22:12
#38
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United States Nohj_ 
Ty bro <3
2019-06-15 23:03
What is cbp? Is it border control thing or what?
2019-06-16 16:27
#132
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United States Nohj_ 
yea sort of
2019-06-16 18:17
#191
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Finland xore1 
F
2019-06-19 04:56
#9
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Norway BBonden 
They're both farmers
2019-06-15 21:57
expected from BBonden
2019-06-15 22:10
#41
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Norway BBonden 
Would you believe me if I told I didn't come up with my nick?
2019-06-15 23:13
no
2019-06-16 19:12
waitress
2019-06-15 22:00
#17
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Europe PlatinumToe 
your dad is a waitress?
2019-06-15 22:02
#101
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United Kingdom HeroDzima 
Hahah
2019-06-16 15:06
#192
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Finland xore1 
oof
2019-06-19 04:56
they're both dead
2019-06-15 22:02
F
2019-06-16 15:07
#121
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Malta REKT4ngle 
F
2019-06-16 16:15
#166
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Germany RobiDable 
Last time i checked this wasn't a job.
2019-06-18 23:33
#186
shrek | 
New Zealand is_love 
professional dead person
2019-06-19 04:53
How would you know
2019-06-19 05:00
#193
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Finland xore1 
expected from venezuela
2019-06-19 04:57
#18
720 | 
Germany felixlulz 
potato farmers
2019-06-15 22:03
Mom: kindergarden teacher Dad: programmer
2019-06-15 22:04
#167
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Germany RobiDable 
Kindergarden is such a weird word for germans, since we say "Kindergarten" and it make sens. Kinder = Children Garten = Garden Why mix 2 words?
2019-06-18 23:35
Because you are growing a child's brain?
2019-06-18 23:56
#174
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Germany RobiDable 
Nah, i think its called Kindergarten because kids like to play in the garden.
2019-06-18 23:57
German brain. Face palm.
2019-06-18 23:59
#176
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Germany RobiDable 
Nvm. Mr bigbrain USA.
2019-06-19 00:04
Whats the difference between kindergarden if garton means Garden
2019-06-19 04:53
#207
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Germany RobiDable 
I just wondered why they don't just took the whole word Kindergarten instead of mixing it with the english word garden. For german speakers it's really weird to hear that xd.
2019-06-19 08:18
Dad: Putin ez axaxaxaxaxaxa
2019-06-15 22:08
Then you have Britain citizenship
2019-06-15 22:13
worldwide citizenship ez axaxaxaxaxa
2019-06-15 22:32
Dad: dj (makes 40000$ month) Mom : i dont know her
2019-06-15 22:16
imgur.com/g8Q0wHY
2019-06-15 22:18
#39
Petra | 
Netherlands taorus 
32k plus happy end bonus?
2019-06-15 23:07
did she leave before you were born?
2019-06-18 23:45
#195
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Finland xore1 
who is ur dad then? Chimo Bayo?
2019-06-19 04:59
#31
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Ukraine volanchick 
Papa: something like Head of Security for the issuance of loans; father of 5 children. In the past he used to be a police detective. Mama: nurse; mother of 5 children.
2019-06-15 22:22
wow both your parents have the same number of children, what a coincidence!
2019-06-16 15:09
not self-evident in todays society lol
2019-06-16 15:52
As a dating expert you must be a professional in this subject
2019-06-16 16:28
Correct
2019-06-16 16:31
It is really good to have someone of your expertise at our disposal.
2019-06-16 16:33
#32
Twistzz | 
Poland studek 
Dad: was a police officer (dead) Mum: works in kindergarten as a babysitter
2019-06-15 22:22
Stay strong brother <3
2019-06-15 23:40
#82
NEO | 
Poland KristaVeR 
F
2019-06-16 00:32
#86
Twistzz | 
Poland studek 
<3
2019-06-16 12:42
#34
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Germany GiiGa88 
Mother cook Half time truck driver, half time car mechanic (its his hobby and he makes some money with it, he reatores oldtimers and ww2 vehicles)
2019-06-15 22:38
mom ; DJ (32k) dad ; BMX driver
2019-06-15 22:40
+1
2019-06-16 19:18
#196
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Finland xore1 
bmx "driver" rider better
2019-06-19 05:00
Retired Retired
2019-06-15 22:41
#42
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Sweden MrTinyWilly 
mom: nurse Dad: car dealer
2019-06-15 23:13
#45
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Finland Ahvar 
Mom: Owns a shop Dad: Drives truck
2019-06-15 23:15
#47
JW | 
Sweden Emmanu3liY 
Mum:Librarian Dad: Protestant Priest
2019-06-15 23:16
dad is auditor mom is auditor
2019-06-15 23:17
Mom is a nurse and dad is a road engineer.
2019-06-15 23:21
Mom: Forklift Driver and Supervisor Dad: Convicted Child Rapist
2019-06-15 23:23
#70
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Turkey sonbafrali 
cool parents +1
2019-06-15 23:46
:( l
2019-06-15 23:48
#57
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Denmark firkant 
mom: the danish cia in surveillance department dad: ceo in danish AV company
2019-06-15 23:35
#58
s1mple | 
Brazil Skilo 
Mom: Retired Chef Father: Navy Colonel (Dead)
2019-06-15 23:38
Hope u are okey stay strong bro <3
2019-06-15 23:39
#61
s1mple | 
Brazil Skilo 
I am ok now. He died in 2006
2019-06-15 23:40
#68
s1mple | 
Brazil Skilo 
thx, bro
2019-06-15 23:46
<3
2019-06-16 00:30
#73
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Denmark sonnebonne 
<3
2019-06-16 00:04
#59
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Other wtf_men 
mom: principal/headmistress dad: sea captain
2019-06-15 23:38
#65
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Turkey sonbafrali 
dad: farmer mom: housewife
2019-06-15 23:45
#66
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Turkey tastemycobra 
Dad: politician Mom: teacher
2019-06-15 23:46
expected politician from turkey
2019-06-16 19:15
#151
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Turkey tastemycobra 
Only kebabs and politics xd
2019-06-16 19:45
#168
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Germany RobiDable 
Erdogan's son, is that you?
2019-06-18 23:37
both smuggling afghan refugees thru the border
2019-06-15 23:46
FBI
2019-06-16 19:16
mom: whore dad: male whore
2019-06-15 23:46
#171
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Germany RobiDable 
2019-06-18 23:39
Dad: Owns construction company Mom: ER Doctor
2019-06-15 23:56
#74
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United Kingdom yungblades 
Mom: Teacher Dad: Teacher
2019-06-16 00:05
dad: hair stylist dad: home stylist
2019-06-16 00:07
#163
YNk | 
Russia V0RTEXXX 
wow your dads play football?
2019-06-18 22:15
Transgender prostitutes
2019-06-16 00:10
#77
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Belgium HLTVnewfag 
Mom: architect Dad: architect Me: studying architecture (4th gen PogU)
2019-06-16 00:10
And your son will be architect too
2019-06-16 00:31
#169
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Germany RobiDable 
So all you do is playing minecraft all day long with your parents? xdaxaxaxaxaxaxaaxxa
2019-06-18 23:38
#209
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Belgium HLTVnewfag 
Isnt that what we all want men))
2019-06-19 13:25
mom: dad dad: mom
2019-06-16 00:31
Mdrrrrrrrrrrrr
2019-06-16 00:31
n1
2019-06-16 00:37
wtf that omg
2019-06-16 14:39
#183
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Palestine Baitor69 
LMAO expected from thelegend27
2019-06-19 04:48
Dad: CFO Mother: works for animal welfare
2019-06-16 00:36
i have 2 dads
2019-06-16 00:37
#87
rain | 
Czech Republic Kuba! 
dad: alcoholic mom: anti depressant user
2019-06-16 12:47
#90
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Belgium therealV1c 
mum: psychiatrist dad: redaction of a newspaper
2019-06-16 14:26
mum: university professor dad: graphic designer
2019-06-16 14:51
Both vikings
2019-06-16 15:04
mom: Doctor dad: engineer me : Dj 40k/month
2019-06-16 15:06
expected from india
2019-06-16 19:17
thanku
2019-06-16 19:42
Mom: No job takes care of my little brothers Dad: Owns a coffee selling company in Iceland and Finland
2019-06-16 15:06
Mother: Lawyer Father: Sales Manager I just got my Biochemistry degree and my boyfriend will get J.D degree in 2 years.
2019-06-16 15:22
mom: doctor dad: doctor
2019-06-16 15:49
I bet you’re studying to be a doctor too
2019-06-16 19:19
I am still in highschool, but yeah, I probably will :D
2019-06-16 20:37
Mom: professor in university (molecular biology) Dad: C-suite of a fortune 500 company.
2019-06-16 15:50
#124
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Brazil siedlarczykK 
man, ask your mom a job for me please im finishing my masters degree this year
2019-06-16 16:19
#113
nitr0 | 
Portugal FOX_SUX 
dad: prosecutor mom: housewife
2019-06-16 15:54
mom:toilet cleaner dad:shower cleaner
2019-06-16 16:09
0/8 no poland flag
2019-06-16 19:17
my father is a professional dota player and my mom is a dj
2019-06-16 16:12
#120
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Austria 1treaz 
dad: entrepreneur mom: housewife
2019-06-16 16:15
My dad is a banker and my mom is a financial manager.
2019-06-16 16:17
#125
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Russia ttteaser 
Mom : nurse Dad: policeman, driver
2019-06-16 16:19
#126
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Brazil siedlarczykK 
my dad is an accountant and my mom is a housewife
2019-06-16 16:20
Dad. ROV pilot in the North Sea Mom. Care worker for mentally disabled
2019-06-16 19:17
Dad: Politician Mom: Counseling psychologist
2019-06-16 19:21
Mom: school teacher Dad: engineer at Vodafone
2019-06-16 19:23
Dad: CSGO PRO Mom: CSGO PRO
2019-06-16 19:25
allu dad aleksib mom?
2019-06-16 19:32
No im dansk
2019-06-18 15:49
hunden dad MSL mom
2019-06-18 16:45
No im swedish
2019-06-18 22:09
fallen taco
2019-06-18 23:29
Went off the rails real quick
2019-06-19 04:52
No im Trump
2019-06-19 05:23
both shit cleaners me also yes we are from poland
2019-06-16 19:44
DAD : DJ 32K/month Mom: model 32K/month
2019-06-16 19:44
dad: doctor mom: masseur
2019-06-16 19:45
Mom: Biology Teacher Dad: Author/Interpreter
2019-06-16 21:43
#158
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Sweden meistr0 
Mom: Forced to early retirement at the age of 49 because of cancer (She survived, but the chemo destroyed a lot of stuff, she gets dizzy when she stands up, cant walk long, she got "thousand needles" feeling in her foot 24 hours a day, she cant carry stuff because of weakness to her muscles because of the chemo & her nervous system is also basically gone because of the chemo) Dad: Real Estate agent. Sells houses/apartments in Sweden, Spain, Iceland & Portugal.
2019-06-18 15:55
Feel bad of you your mom. Wish a lot of health and strength! Good luck bro!
2019-06-19 04:42
#208
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Sweden meistr0 
Thanks bro <3
2019-06-19 12:05
#159
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Finland DaddyAllu 
Dad: lawyer Mom: health nurse
2019-06-18 15:57
Dad: President of USA Mom: DJ 32k/month
2019-06-18 22:10
#170
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United Kingdom Upt0n 
dad - runs 5 car dealerships mam - doesnt work just looks after the house :)
2019-06-18 23:38
#177
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Argentina [Darkaren] 
dad: manager at a national company mom: self employed psychologist and works on a hospital but idfk what does she do there and only goes for like 2 hours Meanwhile both of their kids are software developers so yknow, we all fucking make like $100 a year, which in argentina is a lot cuz our economy is so fucked.
2019-06-19 04:28
Phlebotomist is mom, aerospace engineer is dad
2019-06-19 04:33
#180
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Japan FPS_Erra 
Dad: Co-owner of a care center, General Manager at a textiles firm Mom: Retired, was a bank clerk
2019-06-19 04:35
Dad: surgeon Mom: ex-dermatologist
2019-06-19 04:39
Dad: Powder Coater Mum: Early Child hood teacher
2019-06-19 04:55
#204
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Vietnam comergod1 
Dad: Airforce captian (retired pilot, now ground assistant) Mom: high school teacher
2019-06-19 05:57
Retired. Dad used to be a binman/trash collector. Mother used to work in Tesco.
2019-06-19 07:37
#210
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Europe amaxed83 
mom: degenerate deadbeat dad: degenerate deadbeat i get shitty rng in this life :(
2019-06-19 13:28
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