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Czech Republic KICK_STYKO_AND_GUARDIAN_FFS 
Mom: Hospital Nurse Dad: Railway electrician
2019-06-07 18:17
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#1
ropz | 
Czech Republic rusteD
mum: self employed dad: self employed
2019-06-07 18:19
#8
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Brunei RipLele
So your mom is a hooker and your dad is her pimp?
2019-06-15 21:57
#11
ropz | 
Czech Republic rusteD
Father chimney designer Mother health consultant Nt
2019-06-15 21:58
#12
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Brunei RipLele
Nt prokda
2019-06-15 21:59
#13
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Denmark Twick_
Din humor er 👌
2019-06-15 22:00
#16
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Brunei RipLele
What? This is is an international site, please comment in English. Comments in another language will be deleted.
2019-06-15 22:02
#20
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Denmark Twick_
Your humor is 👌
2019-06-15 22:07
#22
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Brunei RipLele
I know
2019-06-15 22:09
idiot brunei mens)))
2019-06-15 23:11
#43
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Brunei RipLele
U really gonna do me like that huh?
2019-06-15 23:14
poklen
2019-06-15 23:15
#46
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Brunei RipLele
But im not an idiot mens))) im very smart
2019-06-15 23:15
you is poklensss menss))) dont deny mensss)))) see you behind the mall mensss))))
2019-06-15 23:18
#51
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Brunei RipLele
Wtf is poklenns men)))
2019-06-15 23:21
#134
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Europe Drofwer
you are a bad person
2019-06-16 19:11
#2
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Finland Autisthicc
mom: coder person dad: coder person
2019-06-07 18:19
U coder?
2019-06-16 16:16
#165
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Germany RobiDable
Coding for the pros probably.
2019-06-18 23:31
*hacker person
2019-06-19 04:55
Nick Gurr
2019-06-08 09:45
my mother was a dentist and my father was a carpenter
2019-06-08 09:52
#10
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Brunei RipLele
F
2019-06-15 21:57
are u rich rn
2019-06-15 23:18
#54
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Spain Granjero
I wouldn't say rich, but definitely living a decent life.
2019-06-15 23:30
being dentist in germany / being dentist in Slovakia Dentist in Slovakia is rich, So dentist in GER is according to Slovak rich af lmao
2019-06-15 23:31
#56
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Spain Granjero
Well, I just don't like to call myself rich because I hate to flex with money. Especially since I didn't work for it. It's definitley a huge benefit tho, since I already have my own house and I don't need to receive student loans, since I can pay everything off with my heritage.
2019-06-15 23:33
#63
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Germany HuCa
How old are you?
2019-06-15 23:44
#64
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Spain Granjero
23
2019-06-15 23:45
nice flex men ))))) 😎😎😎😎
2019-06-16 16:11
#119
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Spain Granjero
Like I said I don't wanna flex men(((
2019-06-16 16:13
#198
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Europe m9_
but then u proceeded to flex right after men that made no sense men
2019-06-19 05:00
#205
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Spain Granjero
Because this Moe_Szyslak guy wanted to know whether I'm rich or not. Like I said I don't think that I'm rich, just having a good life
2019-06-19 07:18
#5
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Iran poopmod
Dad: Doctor Mom: Farmacaut
2019-06-08 09:55
Nice dude u can be proud
2019-06-15 22:11
Why? It's his parents who did good, not him. Why should he be proud?
2019-06-15 22:15
Proud to have parents who have a great job my friend, u can be proud for this tbh
2019-06-15 22:16
you can try to be proud of your family sometimes
2019-06-15 22:43
People should bd proud of what THEY do, not about what others do.
2019-06-16 14:18
so, no one should be proud of you?
2019-06-16 15:02
Yes. Myself.
2019-06-16 15:03
I am proud of you my friend. You are a good man.
2019-06-16 15:30
nt living under a rock
2019-06-16 15:33
#199
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Europe m9_
ur fucking stupid LOL
2019-06-19 05:01
wtf are you doing posting on this shit it's literally from more then a week ago
2019-06-19 05:03
Wtf is a farmacaut
2019-06-19 04:32
sell drugs legally
2019-06-19 04:55
So a pharmacist
2019-06-19 05:07
ye
2019-06-19 05:44
#211
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Iran poopmod
im dislectic men:((
2019-06-19 15:49
Mom: truck driver Dad: mechanic
2019-06-15 21:56
ur dad mended ur mom
2019-06-19 04:56
#7
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United States _Nohj
Mom: Dead Dad: CBP officer
2019-06-15 21:57
Gl bro <3
2019-06-15 22:12
#38
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United States _Nohj
Ty bro <3
2019-06-15 23:03
What is cbp? Is it border control thing or what?
2019-06-16 16:27
#132
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United States _Nohj
yea sort of
2019-06-16 18:17
F
2019-06-19 04:56
#9
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Norway BBonden
They're both farmers
2019-06-15 21:57
expected from BBonden
2019-06-15 22:10
Would you believe me if I told I didn't come up with my nick?
2019-06-15 23:13
no
2019-06-16 19:12
waitress
2019-06-15 22:00
your dad is a waitress?
2019-06-15 22:02
#101
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United Kingdom HeroDzima
Hahah
2019-06-16 15:06
oof
2019-06-19 04:56
they're both dead
2019-06-15 22:02
F
2019-06-16 15:07
F
2019-06-16 16:15
#166
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Germany RobiDable
Last time i checked this wasn't a job.
2019-06-18 23:33
professional dead person
2019-06-19 04:53
#197
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Panama FUN4ENCE
How would you know
2019-06-19 05:00
expected from venezuela
2019-06-19 04:57
potato farmers
2019-06-15 22:03
Mom: kindergarden teacher Dad: programmer
2019-06-15 22:04
#167
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Germany RobiDable
Kindergarden is such a weird word for germans, since we say "Kindergarten" and it make sens. Kinder = Children Garten = Garden Why mix 2 words?
2019-06-18 23:35
Because you are growing a child's brain?
2019-06-18 23:56
#174
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Germany RobiDable
Nah, i think its called Kindergarten because kids like to play in the garden.
2019-06-18 23:57
German brain. Face palm.
2019-06-18 23:59
#176
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Germany RobiDable
Nvm. Mr bigbrain USA.
2019-06-19 00:04
Whats the difference between kindergarden if garton means Garden
2019-06-19 04:53
#207
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Germany RobiDable
I just wondered why they don't just took the whole word Kindergarten instead of mixing it with the english word garden. For german speakers it's really weird to hear that xd.
2019-06-19 08:18
Dad: Putin ez axaxaxaxaxaxa
2019-06-15 22:08
Then you have Britain citizenship
2019-06-15 22:13
worldwide citizenship ez axaxaxaxaxa
2019-06-15 22:32
Dad: dj (makes 40000$ month) Mom : i dont know her
2019-06-15 22:16
imgur.com/g8Q0wHY
2019-06-15 22:18
32k plus happy end bonus?
2019-06-15 23:07
did she leave before you were born?
2019-06-18 23:45
who is ur dad then? Chimo Bayo?
2019-06-19 04:59
Papa: something like Head of Security for the issuance of loans; father of 5 children. In the past he used to be a police detective. Mama: nurse; mother of 5 children.
2019-06-15 22:22
wow both your parents have the same number of children, what a coincidence!
2019-06-16 15:09
not self-evident in todays society lol
2019-06-16 15:52
As a dating expert you must be a professional in this subject
2019-06-16 16:28
Correct
2019-06-16 16:31
It is really good to have someone of your expertise at our disposal.
2019-06-16 16:33
#32
Snax | 
Poland studek
Dad: was a police officer (dead) Mum: works in kindergarten as a babysitter
2019-06-15 22:22
Stay strong brother <3
2019-06-15 23:40
#82
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Poland KristaVeR
F
2019-06-16 00:32
#86
Snax | 
Poland studek
<3
2019-06-16 12:42
#34
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Germany GiiGa88
Mother cook Half time truck driver, half time car mechanic (its his hobby and he makes some money with it, he reatores oldtimers and ww2 vehicles)
2019-06-15 22:38
mom ; DJ (32k) dad ; BMX driver
2019-06-15 22:40
+1
2019-06-16 19:18
bmx "driver" rider better
2019-06-19 05:00
Retired Retired
2019-06-15 22:41
#42
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Sweden Chrubbe
mom: nurse Dad: car dealer
2019-06-15 23:13
#45
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Finland Ahvar
Mom: Owns a shop Dad: Drives truck
2019-06-15 23:15
#47
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Sweden Emmanu3liY
Mum:Librarian Dad: Protestant Priest
2019-06-15 23:16
dad is auditor mom is auditor
2019-06-15 23:17
Mom is a nurse and dad is a road engineer.
2019-06-15 23:21
Mom: Forklift Driver and Supervisor Dad: Convicted Child Rapist
2019-06-15 23:23
#70
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Turkey sonbafrali
cool parents +1
2019-06-15 23:46
:( l
2019-06-15 23:48
#57
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Denmark firkant
mom: the danish cia in surveillance department dad: ceo in danish AV company
2019-06-15 23:35
Mom: Retired Chef Father: Navy Colonel (Dead)
2019-06-15 23:38
Hope u are okey stay strong bro <3
2019-06-15 23:39
I am ok now. He died in 2006
2019-06-15 23:40
thx, bro
2019-06-15 23:46
<3
2019-06-16 00:30
#73
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Denmark sonnebonne
<3
2019-06-16 00:04
#59
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Sweden wtf_men
mom: principal/headmistress dad: sea captain
2019-06-15 23:38
#65
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Turkey sonbafrali
dad: farmer mom: housewife
2019-06-15 23:45
Dad: politician Mom: teacher
2019-06-15 23:46
expected politician from turkey
2019-06-16 19:15
Only kebabs and politics xd
2019-06-16 19:45
#168
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Germany RobiDable
Erdogan's son, is that you?
2019-06-18 23:37
both smuggling afghan refugees thru the border
2019-06-15 23:46
FBI
2019-06-16 19:16
mom: whore dad: male whore
2019-06-15 23:46
#171
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Germany RobiDable
2019-06-18 23:39
Dad: Owns construction company Mom: ER Doctor
2019-06-15 23:56
Mom: Teacher Dad: Teacher
2019-06-16 00:05
dad: hair stylist dad: home stylist
2019-06-16 00:07
wow your dads play football?
2019-06-18 22:15
Transgender prostitutes
2019-06-16 00:10
#77
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Belgium HLTVnewfag
Mom: architect Dad: architect Me: studying architecture (4th gen PogU)
2019-06-16 00:10
And your son will be architect too
2019-06-16 00:31
#169
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Germany RobiDable
So all you do is playing minecraft all day long with your parents? xdaxaxaxaxaxaxaaxxa
2019-06-18 23:38
Isnt that what we all want men))
2019-06-19 13:25
mom: dad dad: mom
2019-06-16 00:31
Mdrrrrrrrrrrrr
2019-06-16 00:31
n1
2019-06-16 00:37
wtf that omg
2019-06-16 14:39
#183
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Palestine Baitor69
LMAO expected from thelegend27
2019-06-19 04:48
Dad: CFO Mother: works for animal welfare
2019-06-16 00:36
i have 2 dads
2019-06-16 00:37
dad: alcoholic mom: anti depressant user
2019-06-16 12:47
mum: psychiatrist dad: redaction of a newspaper
2019-06-16 14:26
mum: university professor dad: graphic designer
2019-06-16 14:51
Both vikings
2019-06-16 15:04
mom: Doctor dad: engineer me : Dj 40k/month
2019-06-16 15:06
expected from india
2019-06-16 19:17
thanku
2019-06-16 19:42
Mom: No job takes care of my little brothers Dad: Owns a coffee selling company in Iceland and Finland
2019-06-16 15:06
Mother: Lawyer Father: Sales Manager I just got my Biochemistry degree and my boyfriend will get J.D degree in 2 years.
2019-06-16 15:22
mom: doctor dad: doctor
2019-06-16 15:49
#143
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Indonesia Exodd
I bet you’re studying to be a doctor too
2019-06-16 19:19
I am still in highschool, but yeah, I probably will :D
2019-06-16 20:37
Mom: professor in university (molecular biology) Dad: C-suite of a fortune 500 company.
2019-06-16 15:50
man, ask your mom a job for me please im finishing my masters degree this year
2019-06-16 16:19
dad: prosecutor mom: housewife
2019-06-16 15:54
mom:toilet cleaner dad:shower cleaner
2019-06-16 16:09
0/8 no poland flag
2019-06-16 19:17
my father is a professional dota player and my mom is a dj
2019-06-16 16:12
dad: entrepreneur mom: housewife
2019-06-16 16:15
My dad is a banker and my mom is a financial manager.
2019-06-16 16:17
#125
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Russia MonkaSss
Mom : nurse Dad: policeman, driver
2019-06-16 16:19
my dad is an accountant and my mom is a housewife
2019-06-16 16:20
Dad. ROV pilot in the North Sea Mom. Care worker for mentally disabled
2019-06-16 19:17
#144
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Indonesia Exodd
Dad: Politician Mom: Counseling psychologist
2019-06-16 19:21
Mom: school teacher Dad: engineer at Vodafone
2019-06-16 19:23
Dad: CSGO PRO Mom: CSGO PRO
2019-06-16 19:25
allu dad aleksib mom?
2019-06-16 19:32
No im dansk
2019-06-18 15:49
hunden dad MSL mom
2019-06-18 16:45
No im swedish
2019-06-18 22:09
fallen taco
2019-06-18 23:29
Went off the rails real quick
2019-06-19 04:52
No im Trump
2019-06-19 05:23
both shit cleaners me also yes we are from poland
2019-06-16 19:44
DAD : DJ 32K/month Mom: model 32K/month
2019-06-16 19:44
dad: doctor mom: masseur
2019-06-16 19:45
Mom: Biology Teacher Dad: Author/Interpreter
2019-06-16 21:43
Mom: Forced to early retirement at the age of 49 because of cancer (She survived, but the chemo destroyed a lot of stuff, she gets dizzy when she stands up, cant walk long, she got "thousand needles" feeling in her foot 24 hours a day, she cant carry stuff because of weakness to her muscles because of the chemo & her nervous system is also basically gone because of the chemo) Dad: Real Estate agent. Sells houses/apartments in Sweden, Spain, Iceland & Portugal.
2019-06-18 15:55
Feel bad of you your mom. Wish a lot of health and strength! Good luck bro!
2019-06-19 04:42
Thanks bro <3
2019-06-19 12:05
Dad: lawyer Mom: health nurse
2019-06-18 15:57
Dad: President of USA Mom: DJ 32k/month
2019-06-18 22:10
#170
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United Kingdom 3Head
dad - runs 5 car dealerships mam - doesnt work just looks after the house :)
2019-06-18 23:38
dad: manager at a national company mom: self employed psychologist and works on a hospital but idfk what does she do there and only goes for like 2 hours Meanwhile both of their kids are software developers so yknow, we all fucking make like $100 a year, which in argentina is a lot cuz our economy is so fucked.
2019-06-19 04:28
Phlebotomist is mom, aerospace engineer is dad
2019-06-19 04:33
#180
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Japan FPS_Erra
Dad: Co-owner of a care center, General Manager at a textiles firm Mom: Retired, was a bank clerk
2019-06-19 04:35
Dad: surgeon Mom: ex-dermatologist
2019-06-19 04:39
Dad: Powder Coater Mum: Early Child hood teacher
2019-06-19 04:55
Dad: Airforce captian (retired pilot, now ground assistant) Mom: high school teacher
2019-06-19 05:57
Retired. Dad used to be a binman/trash collector. Mother used to work in Tesco.
2019-06-19 07:37
#210
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Europe amaxed83
mom: degenerate deadbeat dad: degenerate deadbeat i get shitty rng in this life :(
2019-06-19 13:28
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