Forum thread: What is the worst thing you did

Not finding HLTV earlier

2019-06-12 20:23

10 replies

2019-06-12 20:25

That is also my biggest mistake. i wish u never came to hltv

2019-06-15 15:10

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nt MLBRLSUNDERRATED

2019-06-16 09:18

7 replies

Don't worry he's gone now :)

2019-06-20 06:33

6 replies

Very nice mens))) 😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎

2019-06-20 10:55

5 replies

wtf mens admins 10 year banned me but im back

2019-06-29 06:22

4 replies

Good job MLBRLSUNDERRATED(((

2019-06-29 06:24

3 replies

you dont understand, im not mlbrisunderrated im 0x0

2019-06-29 06:31

2 replies

Expected from 0x0isunderrated

2019-06-29 06:38

1 reply

i hacked him men ))))

2019-06-29 06:38

Killed simple when he was AFK on DM.

2019-06-12 20:24

2 replies

Dont kill AFKs wtf mens))))

2019-06-12 20:25

1 reply

I knw :( I regret every day.

2019-06-12 20:26

watched boku no pico

2019-06-12 20:26

18 replies

If you're true Alfa go watch Serbian movie

2019-06-12 20:26

17 replies

siberian mouse, u mean?

2019-06-12 20:36

5 replies

No m.imdb.com/title/tt0000000001273235/

2019-06-12 20:29

4 replies

oh, i see, i though you are talking about Masha Babko "The Siberian Mouse" is it a good movie? i like horror movies tho or is it some trash like "The Green Elephant" or "Wedding Trough" ?

2019-06-12 20:34

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It is unique its more like gore than horror but I enjoyed it in some way, but the first half of film is pretty boring, but it pays off in the end.

2019-06-12 20:35

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meh, i find this type of movies boring check two i mentioned above, probably u would like the first one

2019-06-12 20:36

1 reply

You should what it while you're at your bros house and drinking or something. I will put it to my watch list thanks for advice.

2019-06-12 20:37

watched it when 12

2019-06-12 20:30

10 replies

So tell me what it is about you have 1 minute or 0/8

2019-06-12 20:30

9 replies

about a guy who agreed to make porn who then ended up ffing his kid and wife then went full rage

2019-06-12 20:32

8 replies

0/8

2019-06-12 20:32

7 replies

why 0/8 u dumb bitch? he actually raged killed everyone and then shot himself and his wife in the end fucking prokda

2019-06-12 20:33

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#15

2019-06-12 20:35

He shot his son aswell :) 0/8

2019-06-12 20:36

4 replies

u think i remember those details? it was 8 yrs ago not that i will rewatch that shit anytime soon 2 times were enough

2019-06-12 20:37

3 replies

0/8

2019-06-12 20:37

2 replies

funniest thing was that i was watching it with a friend online we were talking on skype and watched it at the same time he had to stop halfway through and i finished the movie alone ;D then recommended it to my mum she watched it and was like wtf r u watching rofl.. then like 2 yrs later watched it with my ex and she also had to stop watching it and cried... i mean i didnt want her to watch it, just told about the movie and she was too curious ;D

2019-06-12 20:39

1 reply

Okay that seems legit. You saw it was pretty OK film I would say.

2019-06-12 20:44

your mom

2019-06-12 20:27

1 reply

Wtf mens))))

2019-06-12 20:32

"Going to university" for literally 4 years straight supported by my dad while having visited the university for maybe 20 times in total. Obviously, I never made it. Never even thought about making it. But I was way too embarrassed to tell my dad. In the end it cost me 4 years of my life doing not much.

2019-06-12 20:30

25 replies

uni? Uni means night dreams in finnish

2019-06-12 20:30

5 replies

LOL I will edit my post!

2019-06-12 20:30

4 replies

No bro don't be this kind of guy

2019-06-12 20:30

2 replies

sry

2019-06-12 20:40

1 reply

faking german apologising.

2019-06-20 11:02

omegalul

2019-06-12 20:31

What were you "studying"?

2019-06-12 20:31

5 replies

Life

2019-06-12 20:33

Studied Logistics & IT. The thing is that I got ALOT into programming at this time. I learned ALOT about it. Without the courses I would surely have never got into it. It is also my profession today. So I didnt completely waste the time u know. But I felt VERY bad about kinda robbing my dads money (even if hes got enough).

2019-06-12 20:40

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I get that but I'm glad that you still got SOMETHING out of it, you know. Could've been worse. On a side note, how is the market no oversaturated yet when everybody's a programmer nowadays. Can one of you guys tell me?

2019-06-12 21:11

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Well.. After I stopped studying I tried to get some jobs as a web developer. I did some websites and stuff and uploaded it to my GitHub which I sent to some companies. The very first company responding actually hired me. It was very easy tbh.

2019-06-12 23:18

I don't understand it either, but I see a lot of outdated or even non-existing software in Finland, so I guess there's just so much demand.

2019-06-16 09:41

had my own income from part time jobs i never really cared about, best years in my life.

2019-06-12 20:38

lmao, same but im about to finish with 2.1 nc.

2019-06-12 20:42

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respect

2019-06-12 20:43

9 replies

im doing bwl ttho. its easier and nobody forces you to attend any classes. completely free.

2019-06-12 20:44

8 replies

we also didnt have to attend classes, only "workshops". i even took the first semesters exams and passed all but math. after that however i went back only to the first day of semester 2.

2019-06-12 20:45

7 replies

you did apprenticeship after that?

2019-06-12 20:46

6 replies

Nah I did that before starting studying even though I never worked in that field again.

2019-06-12 20:46

5 replies

well, lucky for you to find a job without a real degree considering germanys high educational standards.

2019-06-12 20:49

4 replies

For software developers there is something called GitHub. I sent my GitHub profile to a company looking for workers and I got my first working contract right after applying. It was really easy. They didnt care about education at all. LOL

2019-06-12 20:50

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thats nice to hear.

2019-06-12 20:52

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yeah and now some years later no company cares about education they just wanna see my working history. life is actually nice :D

2019-06-12 20:53

1 reply

indeed. once you find a decent job and collect experiences any degree becomes irrelevant.

2019-06-12 20:54

damn similar to my situation right now, tho i progressed much further. but i dont really care and cant find any motivation whatsoever. the part about the money hits home however

2019-06-12 20:57

Left fnatic for faZe

2019-06-12 20:35

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Fnatic would be top3 with olof

2019-06-27 13:34

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Haha

2019-06-27 16:28

in 2013 i was looking for a new main game, because i just had finished school and had a lot of free time. i started playing LOL which is the most frustrating game out there. wish i had found out about cs go and enjoyed more years with cs. also taking ecstasy almost every weekend.

2019-06-12 20:48

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XTC every weekend is too much. Every now and then however... is a different story ;)

2019-06-12 20:51

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i did this only a summer. about 2 months as i remember. depends on the dosage too., but i was literally dead inside over the day.

2019-06-12 20:53

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yeah you prob had serotonin syndrome doing it that much. You feeling normal now?

2019-06-27 17:07

Finger on my anus and smell it

2019-06-12 20:52

3 replies

I do this every day

2019-06-12 21:12

1 reply

+1 who doesn't

2019-06-20 10:59

That's normal

2019-06-20 11:01

Not being nice towards my parents even though they wanted the best for me ://

2019-06-12 20:53

1 reply

I feel ya but now we're nice to each other

2019-06-12 21:14

Riding a moped without a helmet

2019-06-12 20:55

1 reply

Thats dangerous don't do that

2019-06-12 21:14

Tried to lick my dick

2019-06-12 20:57

1 reply

Who didn't lol i succeed

2019-06-12 21:14

i killed a lot of ants

2019-06-12 20:58

1 reply

Thats not that bad, but its killing life

2019-06-12 21:13

2 kids I bullied when I was 11-13. One of my condo and another from the school. One became gay (I really think he wasnt, but he became) and the other severely increased his already existent stutters...

2019-06-12 21:00

2 replies

Oh that's bad

2019-06-12 21:13

1 reply

yeah, I felt really bad about this as I grew up

2019-06-13 03:40

clicking this post

2019-06-12 21:02

1 reply

2019-06-12 21:12

Yes

2019-06-12 21:03

3 replies

Yes

2019-06-12 21:15

2 replies

Yes

2019-06-15 14:27

1 reply

This is an old post

2019-06-15 14:30

Nothing i was a good boy 😎

2019-06-12 21:16

1 reply

name checks out my good lad!

2019-06-15 14:34

killed a man.

2019-06-12 21:22

I fucked me Friend's mum I'm his brother's Dad now Yay'

2019-06-13 03:44

4 replies

You inspried from realitykings?

2019-06-27 16:41

3 replies

Nah ..not every thing should be related to porn This is a real story

2019-06-27 16:43

2 replies

So your friends dad got the antler top of his head

2019-06-27 16:48

1 reply

Yes, whatever that means

2019-06-27 21:49

asked girl out

2019-06-13 03:44

bullied a fat child so long until he killed himself back in elementary

2019-06-15 14:29

3 replies

expected from you macho man

2019-06-15 14:55

bro...

2019-06-20 11:05

High five!

2019-06-27 22:27

I cheated for 3 years in cs go every single day

2019-06-15 14:32

2 replies

You monster

2019-06-15 15:09

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I was bored so i decided to do it, im ashamed of myself now

2019-06-15 15:25

I neglected grammar school some years ago so I had to leave and now I am on a specialised grammar school where alcohol became a big thing for me and I will finish school at the age of 20...

2019-06-15 14:42

2 replies

Thats fucked up

2019-06-27 13:03

1 reply

indeed

2019-06-27 18:43

losing this summer, playing cs

2019-06-15 14:46

1 reply

Me too. Hahah

2019-06-27 13:12

I don't know if I would call it a mistake necessarily, but I blame myself for losing my teenage years to my depression and not being able to do anything about it.

2019-06-15 14:51

Existence

2019-06-16 10:11

stealing money from my parents for drugs

2019-06-20 10:57

3 replies

noob real mens dont eat drugs

2019-06-20 11:04

2 replies

i wasnt a man at that time. was a kid

2019-06-20 11:05

Real men drink, smoke and Inject drugs!

2019-06-27 22:28

Posted nsfw content on hltv

2019-06-20 11:03

1 reply

Oof

2019-06-27 13:02

Well, i just accidentally hit a cat while driving yesterday, feel so fcking sad, not my fault but still :(

2019-06-20 11:20

1 reply

Yes, that sucks :(

2019-06-27 13:02

Discovering furry porn uwu

2019-06-20 11:22

1 reply

*notices ur bulge* X3 UWU Mind if I take a looksie wooksie?

2019-06-27 13:06

Being born with a basket asr mother and moving to four schools in four years

2019-06-27 13:12

When visiting hardware stores there are often crates full of cheap mouse traps. I always set up some of these and put them back very carefully making sure the next one trying to pick one or a few up gets snapped in the finger.

2019-06-27 13:20

when i was in high school i had a really good friend he was such a good guy ..He was tough not afraid to fight with other students (mostly bullies) while i was a weak ,shy student ..One day when we were on our way back to home from school he got jumped by 3 douchebags..They were from our school, two of them held his hands and the third guy started punching him in his face and i just stood there like a fucking pussy and watched him getting beaten by them...He never said anything to me bcz he knew i wasn't strong .. he wasn't even mad at me for not taking stand for him .. I lost contact to him when school ended .. i feel guilty everytime i think of that incident how i couldn't stood up for the only guy in school who treated me like i was his brother.. I should've atleast tried and punch one of them .. i wish i could travel back to that day and do things differently ://

2019-06-27 13:44

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its not about being strong, no matter how weak you are, you gotta fight for ur brother. thats how things work. Ofc not judging you but next time yo do what u gotta do

2019-06-27 16:46

When she asked me to be with her but i rejected..(and i really wanted it aswell)sad life of a cringeman

2019-06-27 17:04

2 replies

How?

2019-06-27 22:29

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idk man I dont think when im talking with girls.. I instantly say things.. I guess i didnt want to take the responsibilty it was comfortable for me to stay as friends but yeah i kinda fucked it up, like seriously it was so awkward that i had to reject becasue i felt super embarassed.. im stupid af xd

2019-06-27 23:27

I once carved a hole to pumpkin and sticked my johnson to that hole, then i asked my sister to find out whats in there. My sister grabbed my johnson and said "there is so much in there" ( twice in a row in different cuts).. after that i made love to her behind our livingroom sofa whilst our mom were cleaning the very same room with vacuum cleaner that was not even on. She thought that i was stretching behid the sofa naked, i blamed hormones for my weird choises.

2019-06-27 23:45

Just farted and said it was the dog

2019-06-28 00:03