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Food puns
rain | 
Czech Republic CyberBOT 
This is a pun patrol, show me your best Food Puns
2019-06-13 10:59
#1
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Sweden iMahoneDes 
baba ganoush
2019-06-13 10:59
#3
rain | 
Czech Republic CyberBOT 
I'm not sure you know what a pun is
2019-06-13 11:02
#5
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Sweden iMahoneDes 
Kazakhstancheat.kz Never Vac And You Know!
2019-06-13 11:03
ew an anomaly fan
2019-06-13 11:04
#8
rain | 
Czech Republic CyberBOT 
You butter back off, pal
2019-06-13 11:05
...AND YOU KNOW!
2019-06-13 11:05
#25
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Germany zeolikk 
12 yo
2019-06-13 11:24
#27
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Sweden iMahoneDes 
so?
2019-06-13 11:25
#31
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Germany zeolikk 
Get off this site 😠
2019-06-13 11:26
#35
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Sweden iMahoneDes 
no u
2019-06-13 11:29
That is a 0/8 comeback
2019-06-13 13:14
#54
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Sweden iMahoneDes 
#25 that's a 0/8 comment
2019-06-13 13:14
He wasn't wrong
2019-06-13 13:16
#58
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Sweden iMahoneDes 
He wasnt?
2019-06-13 13:18
No He clearly wasn't
2019-06-13 13:18
#56
rain | 
Czech Republic CyberBOT 
Lads, why are you doing this in a food pun thread?
2019-06-13 13:16
#57
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Sweden iMahoneDes 
Ask LiberalEradicator3000 instead, bruh
2019-06-13 13:17
#61
rain | 
Czech Republic CyberBOT 
You started this comment thread, I'm asking you
2019-06-13 13:19
#64
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Sweden iMahoneDes 
they reply to my comment, I reply back?
2019-06-13 13:19
#66
rain | 
Czech Republic CyberBOT 
and the 'Kazakhstancheat.kz Never Vac And You Know!' what about what exactly?
2019-06-13 13:21
#67
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Sweden iMahoneDes 
about food
2019-06-13 13:21
#68
rain | 
Czech Republic CyberBOT 
Could you please troll in a different thread?
2019-06-13 13:22
#69
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Sweden iMahoneDes 
ok
2019-06-13 13:23
>saying bruh > Not being 12 Choose one
2019-06-13 13:19
#65
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Sweden iMahoneDes 
nt zeolink alt
2019-06-13 13:20
I would never dip so low as to make my flag not the greatest country. Nice try though 12 yr old
2019-06-13 13:38
#2
suNny | 
Germany beerbear 
cyka blyat
2019-06-13 11:01
#4
rain | 
Czech Republic CyberBOT 
May I interest you in a bowl of CANNED YOU NOT?
2019-06-13 11:02
two americans and a german go into a self-serve-bakery the german says "so what are you guys getting? im thinking About a Donut and a piece of cake" the two americans say in Accord "does "a" mean 15?
2019-06-13 11:04
#10
rain | 
Czech Republic CyberBOT 
Not quite a pun, but you're the closest we came so far :D
2019-06-13 11:06
that's not a pun my dear friend xD
2019-06-13 11:07
i know its a joke
2019-06-13 11:08
okay. carry on my son
2019-06-13 11:09
I have a weiner in my pants. Wanna taste it?
2019-06-13 11:08
#14
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Turkey Slapdash 
What does halloumi cheese say when it looks to mirror? "Hallo mi"
2019-06-13 11:09
#19
rain | 
Czech Republic CyberBOT 
You made miso happy :D
2019-06-13 11:14
Not so fast with the great contributions guys! I'm not a muslim and also not overweight. And stop loafing around! Lettuce work together and post good puns mens))) CyberBOT do you get it? huh?! huh?!?!? xD (3 puns ma guy)
2019-06-13 11:14
#18
rain | 
Czech Republic CyberBOT 
Not about food, but well done. Curry on :D
2019-06-13 11:13
Fasting and loafs are about food... hello? Plus i added lettuce bratan. These are 3 puns all about food
2019-06-13 11:15
#21
rain | 
Czech Republic CyberBOT 
You edited it while I was replying :D I admit i missed the fasting one :D I HAVE BEAN SURPRISED!
2019-06-13 11:19
Wow you’re good haha. Nice ones!
2019-06-13 11:20
#24
rain | 
Czech Republic CyberBOT 
I strive to create a true pun-demonium.
2019-06-13 11:24
I didn't espresso this coming
2019-06-13 11:10
#26
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Germany zeolikk 
I did nazi this coming
2019-06-13 11:24
#30
rain | 
Czech Republic CyberBOT 
That's butter, well done
2019-06-13 11:26
#23
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Denmark Farmand 
What the duck men
2019-06-13 11:24
#29
rain | 
Czech Republic CyberBOT 
Well, you took long enough to ketchup
2019-06-13 11:26
#34
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Denmark Farmand 
i couldnt mustard my strength in thyme
2019-06-13 11:28
#37
rain | 
Czech Republic CyberBOT 
Wow, you didn't leave mushroom to respond, did ya?
2019-06-13 11:33
#28
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Germany zeolikk 
Was ist grün und klopft an die Tür? Ein Klopfsalat axaxaxaxax mens))
2019-06-13 11:25
#32
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Denmark Farmand 
ich liebe deine mutter
2019-06-13 11:27
#33
SPUNJ | 
Netherlands Wazaguy 
I find food puns rather tasteless, but at the same time i'm a little bit jelly that I can't think of any right now
2019-06-13 11:28
#36
rain | 
Czech Republic CyberBOT 
We cannoli dream
2019-06-13 11:32
#38
SPUNJ | 
Netherlands Wazaguy 
Hopefully, but donut worry about it too much, I'm sure i'll be able to create something spicy later.
2019-06-13 11:46
#39
rain | 
Czech Republic CyberBOT 
Lettuce wait then, lentil the man returns with some fresh puns
2019-06-13 11:50
#40
SPUNJ | 
Netherlands Wazaguy 
Rehashing used puns? Orange you better than that? From what I've read from your other replies you're practically leeking puns.
2019-06-13 11:57
#42
rain | 
Czech Republic CyberBOT 
What if that was an impasta?
2019-06-13 11:59
#43
SPUNJ | 
Netherlands Wazaguy 
Doesn't really matter, you're toast~!
2019-06-13 12:10
#44
rain | 
Czech Republic CyberBOT 
Donut presume I'm running on empty after one successful a salt. I rule the food puns with an iron feast. Long after you have pasta way, my sauce of puns will be full.
2019-06-13 12:14
#45
SPUNJ | 
Netherlands Wazaguy 
I wouldn't think you'd be beaten so easily, dough you did steal my pun. You may have been bread to be better at puns, but make no misteak, I will rise to the occasion to show you how rare my puns are. When I'm done with you, you're definitely going to fillet.
2019-06-13 12:21
#46
rain | 
Czech Republic CyberBOT 
I feel that I've found a worthy opponent in you. Some of those are quite egg-squisite. We are mint to battle for eternitea! I understand that I must look a bit forceful right now, but it's kind of a big dill for me. Udon even know how long it was since my last pun-battle. I may be a crepe, I may be a weirdough, but i know a fellow pun-meister when i see one. Pizza-out
2019-06-13 12:59
#78
SPUNJ | 
Netherlands Wazaguy 
You think omelette you get away with your comment? I'll admit, you did have a few soup-er nice puns hidden in there, but I have a few tricks left up my sleeve, even if some might be a bit corn-y. Try not to artichoke while reading this, as I don't mean it in a negative way, i'm just blowing off some steam. Maybe next time you could create a few rate grill threads, since in this one it ended with you getting roasted ♥
2019-06-13 14:09
Buns*
2019-06-13 13:18
#63
rain | 
Czech Republic CyberBOT 
Eh sure
2019-06-13 13:19
shut the fuck up cunt ass bitch
2019-06-13 11:58
You butter fuck of pal.
2019-06-13 14:02
reading through these replies is killing my braincells reported
2019-06-13 13:05
#48
rain | 
Czech Republic CyberBOT 
Even the string from #33?
2019-06-13 13:06
at least that 1 wasn't as cringey as others
2019-06-13 13:09
#50
rain | 
Czech Republic CyberBOT 
Eh, puns are like food. Not everyone gets it.
2019-06-13 13:10
I get it but why food puns I would've enjoyed normal puns
2019-06-13 13:11
#52
rain | 
Czech Republic CyberBOT 
I was hungry :D I'll make a thread for those tomorrow.
2019-06-13 13:12
bitch, peas
2019-06-13 14:05
It's hard to espresso my self with puns. eh? eh?
2019-06-13 13:25
#71
rain | 
Czech Republic CyberBOT 
Decent, if a bit pedestrian
2019-06-13 13:30
Yeah, that pun maybe a little bit too overcooked. ok, me neither.
2019-06-13 13:58
a good steak pun is a rare medium well done
2019-06-13 14:01
It's hard to be a vegetarian. Good thing I'm not one of those idiots that made that miss steak.
2019-06-13 14:03
smörgåstårta
2019-06-13 14:11
No, Auf wiener sehn
2019-06-13 14:14
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