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[18+] The worst thing you have fapped to
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Czech Republic Trolic18 
Guys tell me the worst thing you ever fapped to. Mine is some weird clown porn where dog was involved wtf
2019-06-25 05:00
#1
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China teguP 
Random unboxing video on YouTube
2019-06-25 05:01
#55
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Germany RobiDable 
Flag checks out. This happens when your country bans pornsites.
2019-06-25 07:50
#58
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China teguP 
Except YouTube is banned as well. 60 IQ?
2019-06-25 08:10
#59
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Germany RobiDable 
Tried to make a joke, why so mad? Ain't you fakeflagging anyway?
2019-06-25 08:16
#61
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China teguP 
I'm not mad nor fakeflagging. Not even funny...
2019-06-25 08:19
#62
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Germany RobiDable 
I can smell the madness in the air.
2019-06-25 08:20
#63
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China teguP 
You are probably smelling your fat ass in your mom's basement
2019-06-25 08:22
#64
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Germany RobiDable 
I knew it, chinese can't take jokes about their country, atleast on HLTV xD edit: But i can't blame you for that, must be frustrating when the own goverment decides which sites you can and cannot acess.
2019-06-25 08:25
#66
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China teguP 
I'm not Chinese I'm glad I moved out from EU. #wirschaffendas
2019-06-25 08:27
#67
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Germany RobiDable 
So i guess you are from czech still you got a chinese flag. Make's you a fakeflagger bro. "I'm not mad nor fakeflagging."
2019-06-25 08:28
#74
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China teguP 
So I have dual citizenship, one of them is Czech and I'm currently living in China. So I can't use Chinese flag... Wow that makes you 30 IQ now
2019-06-25 08:46
#75
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Germany RobiDable 
How am i supposed to know that you only life in china mr.lowIQ? Instead of writing stupid shit like "I'm not Chinese I'm glad I moved out from EU. #wirschaffendas" You could have straight answered that you are from czech moved into china. But nvm, mad kids gotta stay mad. edit: i didn't pay attention to: "moved out from EU. #wirschaffendas" still you could give normal answers.
2019-06-25 09:03
#77
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China teguP 
Doesn't take much to figure out that if someone has a Chinese flag and is not Chinese nor a fakeflagger is living there. Mr. Low IQ. You are probably calling me kid, because you are one yourself.
2019-06-25 09:03
#79
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Germany RobiDable 
It's hltv. You never know if someone is fakeflagging or not even tho he clearly says he is not. But my first point stays, you are a mad "chinese" or more like chinese immigrant.
2019-06-25 09:06
#81
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Belgium HLTVnewfag 
Wtf you dont know the one and only prodka?
2019-06-25 09:17
#82
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Germany RobiDable 
FUCK czech flag should have give me a sign, ITS FUCKING PRODKA
2019-06-25 09:21
#85
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China teguP 
I'm not prodka wtf
2019-06-25 09:28
#83
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China teguP 
Yeah I can see that you have trust issues. Understandable if your dad became Syrian overnight. Maybe you were a Scheiß N word in the first place. Can't be sure with today's Germans 😒 If you compare German internet to the ones of other European countries you will see that it's pretty restricted as well. You even ban some videos because there's violence in it and shit 😂😂😂👌
2019-06-25 09:26
#109
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Germany RobiDable 
Nt, but unlike china we dont censor every shit. Ofc you won't see any beheading clips on TV, but you can basically acess every site in germany. Only GEMA was stupid back in the days but got "fixed" anyway ( Affected music on youtube because of copyright and shit). Right now i can watch/surf porn,liveleak,4chan and even hltv. I also can laugh about jokes like the syrian one, because i am not cucked.
2019-06-25 15:13
#162
arT | 
Brazil PQD28 
relax men he's mad cause lil dicc
2019-06-26 20:13
he's right stfu
2019-06-25 11:54
#110
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Germany RobiDable 
What do you mean "he's right"?
2019-06-25 15:14
#105
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Germany Availablena 
+1
2019-06-25 12:02
#106
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United States busybodyna 
+1
2019-06-25 12:02
#111
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Germany RobiDable 
It was early in the morning btw, i kinda missread his sentence and didn't really paid attention to it. Afterwards i also realized it.
2019-06-25 15:16
No it's true they really can't. Chinese people take any criticism of China as a personal attack. Usually most people are perfectly fine with pointing out problems with their country or laughing at jokes/stereotypes about them. China has a unique government and economy and this really produces a lot of oddities for people outside of China.
2019-06-25 08:29
#100
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United Kingdom Reduceg 
+1
2019-06-25 11:56
#214
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Norway k3ron 
+1
2019-07-13 16:03
rodi let it go man. you went past the line of whats decent and now you are trying to defend it. please man. hltv is full of this shit. dont be one of those dudes. thx man gl nobody is judging. just drop it n learn. goodday
2019-06-26 20:42
#120
OCEAN | 
Reunion 1iquser 
Puget, i love you(no homo) , but youre getting baited
2019-06-25 16:04
#125
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China teguP 
I don't think so (yes homo)
2019-06-25 18:34
good
2019-06-26 20:09
My mom
2019-06-25 05:08
+1 Nice Men
2019-06-25 05:09
#26
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New Zealand A_NICE_GUY1 
-1
2019-06-25 06:30
BrutalX. It like fake rape. Usually the girls are terrible actresses but in this one scene with kimmy granger, it was almost real. She a great actress tbh. It was weird.
2019-06-25 05:11
Flag checks out
2019-06-25 05:35
Yes I a cuck
2019-06-25 17:40
+1
2019-06-25 20:24
n1
2019-07-13 15:47
#93
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Europe amaxed83 
pretty tame shit tbh, thats not weird
2019-06-25 11:47
Thank you I will revisit it once again.
2019-06-25 17:40
What happens in Incognito stays in Incognito
2019-06-25 05:14
#8
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Argentina ivanpb 
you know bro
2019-06-25 05:21
flag checks out
2019-06-25 06:13
+1
2019-06-25 06:28
#42
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India otgps 
you know this brother
2019-06-25 07:24
#54
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Germany RobiDable 
+1
2019-06-25 07:49
#91
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Pakistan pashaGOD 
what happens in dark web stays in dark web 😱
2019-06-25 11:44
what happens in the basement stays in the basement
2019-06-25 21:21
#7
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Europe DlSABLED 
Finally my time to shine. I was pretty young, maybe like 8, 9, 10, something like that. Too young to be able to ejaculate but old enough to get a "funny feeling" in my penis and want to play around with it to no result sometimes. One night I wandered out of my room and my parents were watching something in the living room. It was in black and white and there seemed to be a bunch of naked people walking around and then the naked people were in a big pile. At this point my parents realized I was there and yelled at me to go back to my room and what was on TV wasn't for kids. I thought it was some kind of porn, it wasn't the first time I've caught them watching something like Cinemax or something I wasn't supposed to see. That image popped up a lot in my early fruitless wiener rubbing sessions. Naked people in a big pile, yeah. Many years later I saw the footage and recognized it as parts of it had been burned into my younger mind. Unfortunately it was part of a holocaust documentary and the naked people had been killed and put into a big naked pile to be dumped into a mass grave.
2019-06-25 05:19
#9
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Brazil CapJamal 
Name checks out
2019-06-25 05:22
#10
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Europe DlSABLED 
Wtf men((
2019-06-25 05:24
#12
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Finland perkeIe 
What the fuck
2019-06-25 05:51
#14
autist | 
Romania Xyst 
Yes officer this one.
2019-06-25 06:00
Wow, you win /close
2019-06-25 06:01
#16
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United States LikeThemThicc 
PogChamp
2019-06-25 06:04
FBI open up
2019-06-25 06:06
Omg dood ♿♿♿♿♿♿♿♿♿♿♿♿♿♿♿♿♿♿♿♿♿♿♿♿♿♿♿♿♿♿♿♿♿♿
2019-06-25 06:32
thats a nice story :D
2019-06-25 06:39
#32
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United States Slyckz 
nice copy paste
2019-06-25 06:43
#52
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Europe DlSABLED 
Ty
2019-06-25 07:47
that's a meme i've seen it in twitter like 3months ago nt tho
2019-06-25 07:11
#51
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Europe DlSABLED 
Its from reddit
2019-06-25 07:47
+1
2019-07-13 15:58
#56
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Germany RobiDable 
BUSTED.
2019-06-25 07:50
#60
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Germany RobiDable 
It's proven now, you are a fucking redditor GET OUT!
2019-06-25 08:17
#80
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Europe DlSABLED 
Wtf men((
2019-06-25 09:08
#44
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Faroe Islands Josuke 
yikes
2019-06-25 07:28
#47
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Russia GramDEL 
Ohhh shit
2019-06-25 07:45
#53
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Germany RobiDable 
You're creative man, should write a book tho.
2019-06-25 07:48
damn thats harsh, hope that didn't disturb you too much
2019-06-25 08:32
I dont even care if this was fake or not, I fucking loved it <3
2019-06-25 10:44
#88
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Europe DlSABLED 
Ty <3
2019-06-25 11:41
#99
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Bulgaria zikinu 
Old copy paste.
2019-06-25 11:55
#107
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Europe DlSABLED 
Yes
2019-06-25 12:13
You clearly have won a competion.
2019-06-25 20:36
#147
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Denmark EyesWallow 
brutal
2019-06-25 20:40
#152
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Finland DaddyAllu 
its a common copypasta
2019-06-25 20:48
#158
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Europe DlSABLED 
Yes
2019-06-26 05:32
#164
arT | 
Brazil PQD28 
OMEGALUUUUUUUUUUUL
2019-06-26 20:15
Well, that's a lot to name, better not awake that. Let that be at rest, I've had it, enough now.
2019-06-25 05:58
girl with a horse
2019-06-25 06:16
Same
2019-06-25 20:37
#20
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Brazil hugoooo 
I think it was a japanese girl with a dog, including lots of frech kisses and oral action by her, it was pretty crazy. I was like "how on earth women accept to do shit like this? How much money she asked for?"
2019-06-25 06:18
#21
loli | 
United States credit 
she bangs she bangs
2019-06-25 06:21
Shes probably just into it :d
2019-06-25 06:41
#86
loli | 
United States credit 
yeah baby
2019-06-25 09:52
Gay shit (I am straight)
2019-06-25 06:26
Somehow I doubt that :P
2019-06-25 06:42
I like girls, i've never been attracted to a guy before.
2019-06-25 06:57
#71
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Sweden günT 
feel you dawg
2019-06-25 08:35
Camgirl smearing dogshit on herself
2019-06-25 06:28
#50
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Germany RobiDable 
Name checks out.
2019-06-25 07:46
lol
2019-06-25 20:25
Wtfff hahaha
2019-07-13 15:49
I like to fap watching myself on camera after a workout
2019-06-25 06:28
True alphamale +1
2019-06-25 08:35
#94
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Europe amaxed83 
+1 for fapping after workout
2019-06-25 11:48
I have this huge crush on my aunty, she's damn fine. So when I was young I open two chrome split them side by side. One side is normal porn another is a picture of her on facebook. GG WP
2019-06-25 06:38
#33
tiziaN | 
Germany FREIER 
A polish milf will always soak the tissue!
2019-06-25 06:51
+1
2019-06-25 12:00
#104
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United States ImFat 
wtf is wrong with Poland
2019-06-25 12:02
I was doing that split with some of my crushes as well
2019-06-25 20:38
#34
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United States Acehavok 
One of these: - Female lingerie American football. - One of those shitty anime romance story games on steam with a nude image mod. - A dude, to test if I was gay.
2019-06-25 06:56
#39
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Germany istheGOAT 
all 3
2019-06-25 07:11
#49
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Germany RobiDable 
Second and third are just ??????????????????????????????????????
2019-06-25 07:46
#126
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United States Acehavok 
You homophobic mens?
2019-06-25 20:13
#127
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Germany RobiDable 
Not at all, but i never tought about to jerk off to gay porn, testing if i was gay. If you are gay you probably notice it sooner.
2019-06-25 20:15
#130
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United States Acehavok 
Oh, not porn, just like a hot dude.
2019-06-25 20:22
#131
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Germany RobiDable 
Still. If you always found and still find women attractive, why should you consider being gay? edit: Also number 2 is kinda stupid :D Instead of playing one of those silly games and buying an additional nude patch, just go on hentaiheaven if you want to watch hentai.
2019-06-25 20:24
#151
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United States Acehavok 
I didn’t buy the nude patch, they release it for free on their website. One of my friends plays them all the time because he’s weird, so I decided to try one. I always have found women attractive and I am straight but idk there’s some guys whose faces I just find really attractive. Like there’s dudes you and I can be like “yeah he’s a good looking dude,” without it being gay. But there’s some dudes whose faces are attractive to me, not just in general, it’s usually the eyes and less masculine facial features, and usually longer hair. My guess is because I’ve seen/liked a girl that looks similar somehow and/or my brain is getting tricked due to how they look. But the moment I think of what I’d be doing with that other dude, I cringe and get turned off. I have no desire to fuck a dude in the ass or get fucked in the ass.
2019-06-25 20:48
#41
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Germany istheGOAT 
BrutalX multiple times (fake rape) Gay Porn ( I came ) A video of a 14 Year old girl on Youtube ( I am 15 ) A video with a horse & woman
2019-06-25 07:13
#73
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United States m1da$ 
ok mens fbi in germany open up!
2019-06-25 08:36
#117
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Germany istheGOAT 
I am 15
2019-06-25 15:58
#95
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Europe amaxed83 
interpol inc
2019-06-25 11:50
#118
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Germany istheGOAT 
#117
2019-06-25 15:58
I'll be honest I've watched some nasty shit but wtf @ fake rape
2019-06-25 20:27
#153
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Germany istheGOAT 
its hot af bro
2019-06-25 21:15
at least he didnt fap to real rape
2019-06-26 20:25
they probably would if it was available on the internet
2019-06-26 21:39
#192
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Germany istheGOAT 
maybe 🤔🤔🤔
2019-07-13 15:53
Those are pretty okay
2019-06-25 20:39
#43
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India otgps 
It was hentai porn of quiet from Metal Gear Solid 5
2019-06-25 07:25
#45
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Faroe Islands Josuke 
horse on girl porn
2019-06-25 07:29
Incest probably
2019-06-25 07:44
Thats weird
2019-07-13 16:01
#48
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Germany RobiDable 
Clown porn with dogs involved? WTF?
2019-06-25 07:45
Yes dude i dont even know how did I found it it was so back in time
2019-06-25 20:40
#65
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Finland Ahvar 
A picture of my best friends sister like 3 years ago
2019-06-25 08:24
Ricardo
2019-06-25 08:32
+1
2019-06-25 09:04
#112
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Germany RobiDable 
More like "proudest fap"
2019-06-25 15:17
True who didnt fap to Ricardo isnt a man
2019-06-25 20:40
#76
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World VeryNiceFap 
I fapped to Trolic18 threads
2019-06-25 09:02
#89
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Europe DlSABLED 
Name checks out
2019-06-25 11:42
<3
2019-06-25 20:40
#84
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Turkey Slapdash 
Tentacle porn
2019-06-25 09:27
japanese cartonns
2019-06-25 11:43
#92
1000000 | 
Poland Skrra 
Mortal Kombat Fatalities
2019-06-25 11:45
wtf
2019-06-25 20:21
Can I have video link ? For research purpose men))
2019-06-25 11:51
I would like to give you that but I dont have it mens(((
2019-06-25 20:41
ur mom
2019-06-25 11:54
#101
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Europe amaxed83 
not rly fapped to anything too weird, but i came just as the vid switched to a close up of a guys face (im 100% straight, but ever since then i think it made me 1% gay)
2019-06-25 11:57
#113
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Germany RobiDable 
Happend to the best.
2019-06-25 15:18
#155
tiziaN | 
Germany FREIER 
ahhh no ahhh noooo ahhhhhhh
2019-06-25 21:47
2 lesbians sucking each other boobs
2019-06-25 12:01
#108
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North America AlanSmith 
that's alright
2019-06-25 12:15
#114
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Germany RobiDable 
+1
2019-06-25 15:18
#135
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Georgia forsenHappy 
That's no weird in anyway.
2019-06-25 20:28
#137
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Sweden osty17 
nothing wrong with that tho
2019-06-25 20:29
#165
arT | 
Brazil PQD28 
pretty nice tbh
2019-06-26 20:18
Niece :c
2019-06-25 15:21
loli
2019-06-25 15:27
me2
2019-06-25 16:01
#136
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Germany RobiDable 
2019-06-25 20:29
#138
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Germany RobiDable 
2019-06-25 20:29
it just a drawing :))))))))
2019-06-25 22:54
#157
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Germany RobiDable 
A cell is just a room.
2019-06-25 23:32
Is it even illegal to watch loli hentai? Edit: did just realise that this thread is old af
2019-07-13 15:56
#217
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Germany RobiDable 
I think it is illegal, atleast in usa (not sure). But since loli hentai is basically just childporn i guess i am right.
2019-07-13 18:35
Mabye, But u can find it on normal web, but u cant find Cp. Otherwise sites would remove it mabye? Idk wont find out anyway xD
2019-07-13 18:36
to your mom
2019-06-25 17:14
This HLTV thread
2019-06-25 17:41
#128
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Poland cGev 
Just when Math Olimpiad was about to finish. I felt arousal from the fact that my friends wrote everything and left and I was still stuck on some problems
2019-06-25 20:16
#139
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Georgia forsenHappy 
I can't really think of anything weird right now.
2019-06-25 20:29
#140
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Australia Irtiza 
Fapped to that dosia nade clip
2019-06-25 20:33
#166
arT | 
Brazil PQD28 
most like proudest fap m8
2019-06-26 20:18
a lot of hentai
2019-06-25 20:36
#159
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France TrojanCS 
Girlfriend's mom :/
2019-06-26 05:44
#167
arT | 
Brazil PQD28 
oof
2019-06-26 20:19
#174
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France TrojanCS 
I mean she was a nice cougar
2019-06-26 21:05
#160
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United States Nellie^ 
i did it while staring at your user name
2019-06-26 05:53
#163
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Russia ez4baitkatka 
Furry gay porn, 10/10 would fap again
2019-06-26 20:14
Thats not weird tho
2019-07-13 15:46
#182
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Russia ez4baitkatka 
U sure??
2019-07-13 15:47
Maybe it is but Im doing it once in a while as well
2019-07-13 15:48
#184
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Russia ez4baitkatka 
Nt 0/8
2019-07-13 15:49
Mens ((( search my pornhub account
2019-07-13 15:50
#191
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Russia ez4baitkatka 
Very bad bait, step-bro..
2019-07-13 15:52
If I would be bating I would stop at 0/8 because you already know search James Cliff 2 ragefrogs
2019-07-13 15:53
#168
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Brazil DhT1 
Felipe Neto
2019-06-26 20:21
transformers
2019-06-26 20:24
#219
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Russia tabbypelican 
haha
2019-07-14 23:14
nothing funny about that men( I'm so ashamed about that fap
2019-07-14 23:15
there was some video of a girl getting her pussy stapled shut with a staple gun and her breasts stapled all over too. The video cut off randomly, apparently it was so painful she almost passed out and said her safe word. Supposedly 'bdsm' but crosses the line into torture imo.
2019-06-26 20:28
Sounds nice
2019-07-13 15:53
i cant even get a boner to weird things
2019-06-26 20:42
#175
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France CKs1 
With an horse
2019-06-26 21:06
Hentai(((((
2019-06-26 21:08
GTA V
2019-06-26 21:15
Not that bad
2019-07-13 15:46
my sisters half eaten sandwitch
2019-07-13 15:51
Hentai for sure.
2019-07-13 15:51
If it was made of some game its ok
2019-07-13 15:55
#189
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Germany istheGOAT 
Pokemon Character
2019-07-13 15:52
#190
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Germany istheGOAT 
Fake Rape
2019-07-13 15:52
Fake rape its OK until its fake
2019-07-13 15:54
#198
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Germany istheGOAT 
I mean how do i know if it isnt?🤔🤔🤔
2019-07-13 15:55
Yes they're telling it is not rape in the end
2019-07-13 15:55
#202
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Germany istheGOAT 
And if not?
2019-07-13 15:56
Then it could be a real rape
2019-07-13 15:57
#206
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Germany istheGOAT 
wtf😳😳👀
2019-07-13 15:57
So go tell police or you're a criminal
2019-07-13 15:57
#208
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Germany istheGOAT 
no😎😎
2019-07-13 15:58
Wow not you're treaten same like a bank robber how do you fell ? You should make AMA thread
2019-07-13 15:59
gangbang
2019-07-13 15:55
Wtf get out its not even weird
2019-07-13 15:55
gay gangbang
2019-07-13 15:56
Thats even more normal...
2019-07-13 15:56
most of them are really humiliating. i hate that i like it when they treat them like trash
2019-07-13 15:59
Do it as well wtf
2019-07-13 16:07
Breaking the Quiet (Hentai)
2019-07-13 16:03
Some Japanese fake (hopefully) rape video Horse blowjob My friends sister when she was way too young
2019-07-13 16:06
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