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The world is ending
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Germany rektalalchemist 
Scientists have to choose 1000 people for the escape mission to Mars. The ship is almost full and they are discussing who they should give the last spots to.. They have covered pretty much every field to make sure that humanity will survive. But they are scared to have missed something.. something that might bite em in the ass.. Thorin steps into the scene.. „I don’t wanna brag but it is pretty easy. You need an esport historian. I mean who will tell you how many kills youthful Stuart lulk had in the na qualifier game against clown 9 in 2018?? WHO ELSE WILL GIVE YOU THaT KNOWLEDGE???“ Thorin has spit coming out of his Mouth, so furiously did he state his excellent point. The scientists agree. Thorin flies to the stars.
2019-06-25 09:39
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India Bhookhiatma 
Wow
2019-06-25 09:40
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Portugal NabasKi 
Thorin will make our next generation so smart we will dominate the universe
2019-06-25 09:41
no chance vs weaponized autism.
2019-06-25 09:42
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Portugal NabasKi 
you're goddamn right
2019-06-25 09:42
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China teguP 
I wanna stick my finger into thorin's butt so hard 😋
2019-06-25 09:41
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Portugal NabasKi 
remember to say "no homo" afterwards
2019-06-25 09:43
But what if.... Ugh
2019-06-25 12:09
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Portugal NabasKi 
let's pretend there's no what if's
2019-06-25 15:00
then you're obviously right!
2019-06-25 16:46
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Portugal NabasKi 
hell yeah :)
2019-06-25 16:57
"our mars rover is fucked, how do we get our supplies to the station??" thorin comes to help: "did you know that adren (NA) has been called a 4750$ decoy at one point? you are welcome" *confused looks
2019-06-25 09:45
+1 axaxaxaxa
2019-06-25 09:53
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Germany xsyzzz123 
no it isnt lol idiot
2019-06-25 09:45
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Turkey rivaluk 
mens getting baited calls him idiot uff mens)))
2019-06-25 09:46
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Germany xsyzzz123 
i no get b8
2019-06-25 09:48
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cyx | 
Germany Shadyy89 
I like it. I'll vote Thorin for President of Mars.
2019-06-25 09:56
xd
2019-06-25 16:47
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