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Poop time?
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Sweden iMahoneDes 
Is spending too much time pooping in the toilet considered gay? What an average time does it take for u to poop?
2019-06-25 13:14
#1
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Sweden iMahoneDes 
Im on the toilet rn :)
2019-06-25 13:14
#2
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United States blessedMMA 
men dont poop we fucking shit
2019-06-25 13:15
#3
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Poland Totali_ 
like 10 minutes, 1 minute to take poop, 6 minutes on my phone and rest is cleaning my ass
2019-06-25 13:15
#15
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Sweden iMahoneDes 
cleaning ass with toilet brush?
2019-06-25 13:22
#20
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Poland Totali_ 
no, i clean it with my tooth brush
2019-06-25 13:26
#22
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Sweden iMahoneDes 
2019-06-25 13:27
#23
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Poland Totali_ 
yeah thats my face when i do it, tooth paste makes my ass really cold
2019-06-25 13:27
#4
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Germany cucKingxaxa)) 
say no homo out loud every time after poop and it not gay men)))
2019-06-25 13:15
#7
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Brunei GucciLele 
+1 This is the only way to poop without being a homosexual
2019-06-25 13:16
#9
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Germany cucKingxaxa)) 
+1 ever since I was born I always said no homo after poop. my first words were 'no homo' and ofc I said them after my first poop.
2019-06-25 13:18
#10
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Brunei GucciLele 
200IQ right here.
2019-06-25 13:19
#18
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Sweden iMahoneDes 
are u sure ur not gey mens?))))
2019-06-25 13:24
#21
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Germany cucKingxaxa)) 
yes I aren'tn't sure)))))
2019-06-25 13:26
#5
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Europe siuchol 
when i'm in work shiting like 20 30 mins in home fast
2019-06-25 13:15
#19
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Denmark Farmand 
+1. its amazing getting paid to shit
2019-06-25 13:25
again you are unbanned? no its not since for example me, I spend avg. 10 mins in toilet only cuz I watch vids
2019-06-25 13:16
With phone ez 30 min Without phone max 10 min
2019-06-25 13:18
+1 same
2019-06-25 13:21
when u too long sit on toilet ur anus gonna go too wide
2019-06-25 13:20
If you think about it, pooping is pretty gay. I don't know about you, but as a straight white male, I personally don't like the thought of anything being inside of my asshole at any time, much less a sizeable phallic object that just plops right down into the toilet bowl, slightly submerged in water and staring into my now-gaped rectum. Sure, yeah, it feels pretty good when it's sliding out of there, but that's what scares me. Sometimes I get these goosebumps when the ass-traffic plays rush hour through my colonic bypass, and I think to myself, "damn, if only it were a little smaller it would be perfect"... Of course, there's nothing gay about minimizing pain while maximizing benefit; you take life as it comes, right? But this was more than that. Well, I was getting a little uncomfortable with the prospect overall, so I decided to start eating nothing but deep fried foods for breakfast, lunch, dinner, and even for a midnight snack. I thought that if I turned the bypass into more of a waterway, then I wouldn't feel a thing, and boom, no more faggotry. The problem is, I started getting irritated around my anal opening because of all the liquid (not-gay) diarrhea, and I thought some cream would help. But when I began applying it, I found that it felt pretty fucking good when I was rubbing my finger around my newly-tightened brown ring. I had to think of something else fast, or it wouldn't be too long before I was wearing leather and spikes and watching RuPaul. My last ditch effort was to drop the fried foods altogether and go on an exclusive diet of American cheese slices. If I could gunk up my pistons enough, then perhaps I would only feel pain when passing a curiosity-invoking BM. Lo and behold, it worked. I didn't shit for two weeks, and never felt more straight. However, one day while I was watching Scared Straight, I was made aware of a tightening deep within me. Tightening is always good thing, or so I told myself. I knew the pain was coming, but it was better than ill-begotten pleasure. I threw my pants around my ankles and sat down on the toilet, where I strainined for nearly 12 hours, to no avail. But finally, I could feel the fecal mass (seemingly the size of a softball, if my sphincter nerves were to make accurate calculations) slowly approaching my Sacred Rectal Chamber, which was clean as a whistle from the half-month of hard-earned abstinence. When said mass began knocking at my back door, something completely unexpected happened: it felt...good? How can this be! Yes, the agony was also present as expected, but I could feel stimulation coming from my brain's receptors, which could no longer be trusted or respected by me, a straight male. I tried to suck the sin-inducing perpetrator back up into my colon, but it was too late. Every working part of my lower digestive started screaming in both agony and ecstasy as the brownstone slowly pushed itself through like an Overwatch payload. My eyes rolled into the back of my head, and my musculoskeletal network backfired, sending me into a series of convulsions. My penis, now rock-hard, went straight as a board and commenced to firing 10ml shots of pale yellow nectar in every direction, covering my wall, sink, and shower door with a glaze of intense shame and self-betrayal. Finally, the wicked thing fell into its new aquatic porcelain home with a sound wave that rivaled the Chicxulub impact, which knocked me into a state of deep unconsciousness. The last thing I remembered was thinking, "it's too late for me". I awoke and cried on the floor for the next 24 hours. Anyway, after the whole thing, I just decided to go to Spencer's and buy a dildo. Pooping is just too fucking gay for me.
2019-06-25 13:21
n1
2019-06-25 13:27
#33
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Germany bykadzu 
If you think about it, pooping is pretty gay. I don't know about you, but as a straight white male, I personally don't like the thought of anything being inside of my asshole at any time, much less a sizeable phallic object that just plops right down into the toilet bowl, slightly submerged in water and staring into my now-gaped rectum. Sure, yeah, it feels pretty good when it's sliding out of there, but that's what scares me. Sometimes I get these goosebumps when the ass-traffic plays rush hour through my colonic bypass, and I think to myself, "damn, if only it were a little smaller it would be perfect"... Of course, there's nothing gay about minimizing pain while maximizing benefit; you take life as it comes, right? But this was more than that. Well, I was getting a little uncomfortable with the prospect overall, so I decided to start eating nothing but deep fried foods for breakfast, lunch, dinner, and even for a midnight snack. I thought that if I turned the bypass into more of a waterway, then I wouldn't feel a thing, and boom, no more faggotry. The problem is, I started getting irritated around my anal opening because of all the liquid (not-gay) diarrhea, and I thought some cream would help. But when I began applying it, I found that it felt pretty fucking good when I was rubbing my finger around my newly-tightened brown ring. I had to think of something else fast, or it wouldn't be too long before I was wearing leather and spikes and watching RuPaul. My last ditch effort was to drop the fried foods altogether and go on an exclusive diet of American cheese slices. If I could gunk up my pistons enough, then perhaps I would only feel pain when passing a curiosity-invoking BM. Lo and behold, it worked. I didn't shit for two weeks, and never felt more straight. However, one day while I was watching Scared Straight, I was made aware of a tightening deep within me. Tightening is always good thing, or so I told myself. I knew the pain was coming, but it was better than ill-begotten pleasure. I threw my pants around my ankles and sat down on the toilet, where I strainined for nearly 12 hours, to no avail. But finally, I could feel the fecal mass (seemingly the size of a softball, if my sphincter nerves were to make accurate calculations) slowly approaching my Sacred Rectal Chamber, which was clean as a whistle from the half-month of hard-earned abstinence. When said mass began knocking at my back door, something completely unexpected happened: it felt...good? How can this be! Yes, the agony was also present as expected, but I could feel stimulation coming from my brain's receptors, which could no longer be trusted or respected by me, a straight male. I tried to suck the sin-inducing perpetrator back up into my colon, but it was too late. Every working part of my lower digestive started screaming in both agony and ecstasy as the brownstone slowly pushed itself through like an Overwatch payload. My eyes rolled into the back of my head, and my musculoskeletal network backfired, sending me into a series of convulsions. My penis, now rock-hard, went straight as a board and commenced to firing 10ml shots of pale yellow nectar in every direction, covering my wall, sink, and shower door with a glaze of intense shame and self-betrayal. Finally, the wicked thing fell into its new aquatic porcelain home with a sound wave that rivaled the Chicxulub impact, which knocked me into a state of deep unconsciousness. The last thing I remembered was thinking, "it's too late for me". I awoke and cried on the floor for the next 24 hours. Anyway, after the whole thing, I just decided to go to Spencer's and buy a dildo. Pooping is just too fucking gay for me.
2019-06-25 13:48
#40
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India L1nu5 
+1, men )) nice answer
2019-06-25 16:57
I am not gay and I sit on toilet so long that i dont feel my legs afterwards. Sometimes it is 20 minutes soemtimes 30, depends on how long it takes me to find proper gay porn
2019-06-25 13:21
Flag checks out
2019-06-25 13:22
Been to brussels few months ago nice city u have
2019-06-25 13:23
ok
2019-06-25 13:30
#28
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India Noobdian1 
Hes a polish fakeflagger
2019-06-25 13:31
i am actually not
2019-06-25 13:37
#35
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India Noobdian1 
Not you
2019-06-25 16:43
Thanks
2019-06-25 16:49
#25
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Korea XigNw0w 
5 minutes
2019-06-25 13:29
#27
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Canada NELK 
Average time maybe 12 minutes with phone. And I just pooped and it was a hell wiping in 30 degrees
2019-06-25 13:31
3-6 min, cuz i have nothing interesting on my phone so i'm shitting as fast as possible
2019-06-25 13:32
whenever i poop i pee also and masturbate while sniffing the aroma of my shit mixed with pee )) sometimes i taste how my but tastes after pooping too )) 😎
2019-06-25 13:34
constipation is the bane of my existence,
2019-06-25 13:51
30 minuts x 4 times a day mens)))
2019-06-25 13:52
depends on if i have my mobile phone with me. can be fast, but also can take 20 mins and then my legs are ded.
2019-06-25 16:53
#38
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United Kingdom KieranFR 
5 mins easy i'm very stretched out mens
2019-06-25 16:54
#39
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Mexico LEWORb 
Tops 15 minutes, I'd take like 8 if I didn't bring my phone with me.
2019-06-25 16:55
10 to 15 mins
2019-06-25 16:59
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