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[18+] Create disband reason
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Europe GuyYouEverMet 
*Terminator music starts* Hello mens))) : sunglasses_men: Let's play a little creative gamerino. One guy posts a name of the team and others try to create a disband reason of the team in replies. Small example: Men 1: Astralis Men2: Device finally decided to travel to Sydney, gets sick, team don't want to play without him, disband. It can be short or long, you decide. Let's go mens!))) For admins: my last thread when I tried to create disband reasons was deleted for who knows why, so I hope you don't delete this one, please, it's just creative thread. 18+ tag is there and it's in off-topic. Have mercy. Thanks.
2019-06-25 14:11
#1
kennyS | 
India shankman 
Navi
2019-06-25 14:13
#3
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Europe pencilvester 
FU
2019-06-25 14:13
#4
kennyS | 
India shankman 
Too slow men)))
2019-06-25 14:13
#5
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Europe pencilvester 
mens((((
2019-06-25 14:14
#6
kennyS | 
India shankman 
On the flip side, great minds think alike
2019-06-25 14:14
#7
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Europe pencilvester 
+1 men We very smart
2019-06-25 14:15
#9
kennyS | 
India shankman 
...Idiots seldom differ
2019-06-25 14:16
Flipside
2019-06-25 14:19
FlipSid3
2019-06-25 14:20
disband
2019-06-25 14:21
Gone but not forgotten
2019-06-25 14:22
who?
2019-06-25 14:23
Yes
2019-06-25 14:28
#12
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Brunei GucciLele 
That whats you get for trying to nab my bionicles
2019-06-25 14:18
#42
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Europe pencilvester 
axaxaxa men im looking at MY bionicles right now my favorites are the black and red ones because they were the first ones i got
2019-06-25 14:40
#44
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Brunei GucciLele 
MEN STOP IT
2019-06-25 14:42
S1mple done losing majors, leaves the team. No simple = no navi. disband
2019-06-25 14:16
#2
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Europe pencilvester 
Navi
2019-06-25 14:13
#11
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Germany bykadzu 
boombl4 sits onto s1mple, dies instantly??? IT'S A JOKE
2019-06-25 14:17
#13
arT | 
Brazil PQD28 
Tactical Nuke Explosion LULW
2019-06-25 14:19
My reply from previous deleted thread: Due to stress Boombla accidentally eats s1mple, org knows that without top 1 player team cannot perform and disbands the team
2019-06-25 14:25
#10
autimatic | 
Finland Hume 
ENCE
2019-06-25 14:16
allu kills whole team. disband
2019-06-25 14:20
Realistic
2019-06-25 14:29
#38
autimatic | 
Finland Hume 
nice men))
2019-06-25 14:35
#61
aslak | 
Finland SunMutsi 
allus testicle cancer spreads to every ENCE player and they are not able to attend events afterwards -> ENCE disbands
2019-06-26 11:05
#18
arT | 
Brazil PQD28 
FURIA
2019-06-25 14:21
Everyone gets benched, no one buys because shitty buyout. Disband
2019-06-25 14:23
also realistic
2019-06-25 14:32
LIQUID
2019-06-25 14:21
They lose next 7 events and fail to get Grand Slam. Aka biggest choke in history of CS Disband
2019-06-25 14:24
Men, you need to give everyone else a chance too :D
2019-06-25 14:26
True, my b. I find it really funny to think if all the problems these teams are facing were to spiral out of control.
2019-06-25 14:29
Happens men))) 😎
2019-06-25 14:29
The manner how this happens in important. It will be the Berlin Major grand final vs ENCE. 15-14 for ENCE on the deciding 5th map Inferno. Liquid on the T side . Liquid is very close to securing overtime and they have a virtually unlosable 2 v 1 afterplant situation. NAF with the AWP and Stewie with AK. On CT side allu is clutching only with USP and no kit. The slothy like NAF falls asleep during allu's clutch which enambles allu to get a knife kill on Stewie. Allu defuses the bomb and doesn't even notice the sleeping NAF. ENCE win the major. Stewie2k loses his shit and punches NAF in the face and while doing so breaks his own arm. Nitr0 throws Stewie to the angry crowd consisting of French CS fans and Fnatic lineup who continue to maul Stewie2k to his death. Liquid will try to replace Stewie, the overly toxic match solver, but no one will be up for the task. Liquid eventually disband after run of disappointing performances.
2019-06-25 14:51
Beautiful, thanks for the lols
2019-06-25 14:52
#23
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Bulgaria Omaiguudnes 
Vitality
2019-06-25 14:24
After getting another close match when only Zywoo had positive rating amongst his teammates, he gets too tired to carry and leaves team. They cannot perform anymore without him, placing last in every single tournament they attend and after few months - disband
2019-06-25 14:29
#33
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Bulgaria Omaiguudnes 
Most predictable thing ever boo
2019-06-25 14:30
Well let's see if someone else can create something better
2019-06-25 14:33
Too realistic for my taste.
2019-06-25 14:31
Ok, new one: Alex doing too many weird mistakes in matches and whole team starts to bully him, saying "Lol, UK CS" and calling him "yellowteeth". He can't handle this anymore and decided to take his revenge on bootcamp. While everyone was sleeping, he took baguettes for each teammate and make them choke on them and take it up the @ss. For such violent actions he goes to jail and whole team get to mental institution due to such shock, they cannot recover after being raped with baguettes and org disband team
2019-06-25 14:48
This one is really good, men
2019-06-25 15:50
I'm glad you liked, men))) 😎👍
2019-06-25 15:51
ZywOo ate everyone. Vitality #1 That wasn't supposed to happen
2019-06-25 14:42
It'll probably happen soon anyways but, Faze
2019-06-25 14:30
niko mad neo old olof cry guardian fat rain sad. disband
2019-06-25 14:33
#40
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Finland Fliida 
GuardiaN ate his AWP and NiKo took over the igl role again, due to stomach pains GuardiaN is hospitalized indefinitely and the team crumbles under NiKo's questionable leadership, turns out getting bodyy and felps as replacements for GuardiaN and NEO were bad moves.
2019-06-25 14:36
#39
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Israel TimeDani 
Cloud9
2019-06-25 14:35
it's always sunny in philadelphia > no 9 clouds in US > disband
2019-06-25 14:38
Just for rofls on the 1st of April the org decided to create clown squad for fairs and birthdays and others, but they actually liked the idea and disbanded the CSGO team to make room for their new party hosts "Clown9"
2019-06-25 14:42
+1 honk
2019-06-25 14:47
#55
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Israel TimeDani 
+1
2019-06-25 15:34
Mibr
2019-06-25 14:47
#51
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Germany bykadzu 
needs no reason
2019-06-25 14:56
Fair enough
2019-06-25 14:57
Coldzera decided that to become #1 again he needs to be good in every aspect of the game, not only clutches and revenge fragging, but AWP, utility usage, IGL, mid-round calls, everything. Fallen doesn't like that Cold tries to take IGL role from him and being a godfather of Brazilian CS invites cold to his mansion. "You were like a brother to me... but now you must go..." Cold is mad, angry is overflowing him, he jumps on Fallen and strangle him... Then it appears that MIBR actually was Fallen's org sinc he is the godfather of BR CS and 2faced Tolledo. No one knew this, but know they now, but it's too late, he is dead and due to financial problems teams disbands.
2019-06-25 15:06
This should be a fucking movie lol
2019-06-25 15:17
#56
Twistzz | 
Italy yugeyy 
G2
2019-06-25 15:37
Even after some time Ocelote (G2 owner) can't overcome the fact that his secret boyfriend shox is now married, betraying their homo relationships. Ocelots tries to beat sadness by trying to seduce KennyS who also is still depressed and don't want have any relationships at the moment. Ocelot is super sad and mad, he waits for perfect opportunity when G2 loses another tournament not exiting even the group stage and disbands the team.
2019-06-25 16:05
#60
Twistzz | 
Italy yugeyy 
lmao
2019-06-26 10:54
Ok guys, bumperino since I want some more rofls 😎
2019-06-29 18:48
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