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Mexico PlayerMostacho 
No offensive stuff cause HLTV is a family friendly website
2019-06-27 02:26
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#1
COCAINE | 
Brazil oneS2 
0/8
2019-06-27 02:27
5/10
2019-06-27 02:35
#3
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United States Nohj 
nice
2019-06-27 02:28
GreEN wHats YouR ProBleM GreEn Me SaY AloNe RamP He raged so hard TACO copied him
2019-06-27 02:31
0/10
2019-06-27 02:35
#17
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Europe men) 
made my night thank men)
2019-06-27 02:38
2:46 that monkey hahahah
2019-06-27 02:40
1:03 is the best
2019-06-27 03:25
lul
2019-06-27 03:38
10/10 username
2019-06-27 03:45
#74
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Denmark firkant 
I'm dying ahahaaHahaahAHHA
2019-06-27 03:51
ok
2019-06-27 02:28
4/10
2019-06-27 02:36
yes
2019-06-27 02:30
9/10
2019-06-27 02:37
#6
ropz | 
Czech Republic y0fl0w 
hi
2019-06-27 02:31
7/10
2019-06-27 02:38
#36
ropz | 
Czech Republic y0fl0w 
wtf
2019-06-27 02:52
4/10
2019-06-27 02:56
#45
ropz | 
Czech Republic y0fl0w 
wtf
2019-06-27 03:02
3/10
2019-06-27 03:17
2/10
2019-06-27 03:36
6/10 What? U thought I was gonna follow the sequence? 1500IQ play
2019-06-27 03:37
7/10 I FOLLOWED IT 1600IQ play
2019-06-27 03:44
Damn boi 10/10
2019-06-27 04:06
How
2019-06-27 02:32
9/10 So underrated
2019-06-27 02:38
#9
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Romania wavyyy 
2019-06-27 02:33
8/10
2019-06-27 02:36
KappaPride confirmed Kappa
2019-06-27 02:38
Jet Li at his best
2019-06-27 02:58
Monkey is a common name that may refer to groups or species of mammals, in part, the simians of infraorder Simiiformes. The term is applied descriptively to groups of primates, such as families of new world monkeys and old world monkeys. Many monkey species are tree-dwelling (arboreal), although there are species that live primarily on the ground, such as baboons.
2019-06-27 02:38
dude, thanks
2019-06-27 10:14
#20
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Japan KAMlKAZE 
callate lo sico verga pendejo puto
2019-06-27 02:38
#21
TACO | 
Brazil user2740 
tu madre
2019-06-27 02:39
8/10
2019-06-27 02:40
Potential for this squad? Snappi Mertz Cromen Cadian Dennis
2019-06-27 02:40
3/10 No Sixer no win
2019-06-27 02:42
Reported.
2019-06-27 03:10
#25
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Finland v3tu 
I just ripped an a5 size piece of skin from my thighs because of sunburn
2019-06-27 02:41
no 1/10
2019-06-27 02:41
chapulin > el chavo del ocho
2019-06-27 02:43
Nah 3/10
2019-06-27 02:45
do you know how popular bolaños is in brazil?
2019-06-27 02:45
yea
2019-06-27 02:50
I’m playing D&D and have to shit.
2019-06-27 02:47
4/10
2019-06-27 02:56
Finally my time to shine. I was pretty young, maybe like 8, 9, 10, something like that. Too young to be able to ejaculate but old enough to get a "funny feeling" in my penis and want to play around with it to no result sometimes. One night I wandered out of my room and my parents were watching something in the living room. It was in black and white and there seemed to be a bunch of naked people walking around and then the naked people were in a big pile. At this point my parents realized I was there and yelled at me to go back to my room and what was on TV wasn't for kids. I thought it was some kind of porn, it wasn't the first time I've caught them watching something like Cinemax or something I wasn't supposed to see. That image popped up a lot in my early fruitless wiener rubbing sessions. Naked people in a big pile, yeah. Many years later I saw the footage and recognized it as parts of it had been burned into my younger mind. Unfortunately it was part of a holocaust documentary and the naked people had been killed and put into a big naked pile to be dumped into a mass grave.
2019-06-27 02:48
#34
erkaSt | 
France CKs1 
Fuck
2019-06-27 02:50
0/10
2019-06-27 02:57
why?
2019-06-27 02:59
You need help from my boi Jesus Christ
2019-06-27 03:17
#43
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Reunion eggshells 
wtf
2019-06-27 03:01
stop copy mens
2019-06-27 10:15
#33
erkaSt | 
France CKs1 
Yeah i’ve borring life to. Should we become friends ?
2019-06-27 02:48
hi fren
2019-06-27 03:17
#42
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Philippines laiff 
chicharito
2019-06-27 03:00
8/10
2019-06-27 03:18
#44
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Peru AgentLF 
Aggretsuko
2019-06-27 03:01
6/10
2019-06-27 03:22
#83
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Peru AgentLF 
ty Mr Mostacho
2019-06-27 08:54
i agree with ya
2019-06-27 03:07
5/10 Depends on context
2019-06-27 03:21
#47
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United States Acehavok 
2019-06-27 03:10
10/10 This is a masterpiece. This is a piece of art that perfectly encapsulates what internet is about.
2019-06-27 03:20
How's Mexico?
2019-06-27 03:27
3/10 Bad
2019-06-27 03:29
The country sucks?
2019-06-27 03:30
In some aspects, yes
2019-06-27 03:36
Edward will win a major before S1mple
2019-06-27 03:32
Not worth rating
2019-06-27 03:36
navi wins cologne
2019-06-27 03:38
6/10 Maybe, but Liquid, Mouz, ENCE and Vitality exist
2019-06-27 04:07
You would favour Vitality and Mouz over Astralis? Ence is reasonable but..
2019-06-27 04:33
RATE MY RATE 10/5
2019-06-27 03:38
Lucas1 was a good choice
2019-06-27 03:44
5/10
2019-06-27 04:07
#71
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United States ShawnM 
How are you doing, Mr. PlayerMostacho?
2019-06-27 03:45
9/10 I’m good, ShawnM, thanks for asking
2019-06-27 08:55
#73
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Brazil igster 
knee gears
2019-06-27 03:49
9/10
2019-06-27 08:55
#78
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United States Acehavok 
2019-06-27 04:18
study,read or play cs
2019-06-27 04:38
8/10
2019-06-27 08:54
#81
OCEAN | 
United States KKonian 
My username
2019-06-27 04:40
7/10
2019-06-27 08:54
Here's the thing. You said a "queef is a fart." Is it in the same family? Yes. No one's arguing that. As someone who is an Alabama redneck who studies farts, I am telling you, specifically, in Alabama, no one calls queefs farts. If you want to be "specific" like you said, then you shouldn't either. They're not the same thing. If you're saying "fart family" you're referring to the gastronomic grouping of flatulence, which includes things from shit bubbles to tear-assers to Alabama mweep-mwoppers. So your reasoning for calling a queef a fart is because random people "call the ass ones farts?" Let's get diarrhea and bloodfarts in there, then, too. Also, calling someone a Newfoundlander or a gassy person? It's not one or the other, that's not how gastronomy works. They're both. A queef is a queef and a member of the fart family. But that's not what you said. You said a queef is a fart, which is not true unless you're okay with calling all members of the fart family farts, which means you'd call piss, the runs, and other waste removal processes farts, too. Which you said you don't. It's okay to just admit you're gassy, you know?Here's the thing. You said "Shrek is love." Are they in the same family? Yes. No one's arguing that. As someone who is a neuroscientist who studies emotions, I am telling you, specifically, in science, no one calls Shrek love. If you want to be "specific" like you said, then you shouldn't either. They're not the same thing. If you're talking about "love" you're referring to a wide range of emotions, which includes things from adoration to compassion to sentimentality. So your reasoning for calling Shrek love is because hundreds of random people have had intimate relations with him? Let's get my ex-wife in there, then, too. It's okay to just admit you're wrong, you know?Here's the thing. You said a "a PC game is a sport." Is it in the same family? Yes. No one's arguing that. As someone who is a a mod of /r/pcmasterrace who studies PC games, I am telling you, specifically, in PC gaming, no one calls video games sports. If you want to be "specific" like you said, then you shouldn't either. They're not the same thing. If you're saying "Video games" you're referring to the taxonomic grouping of MOBAS, which includes things from DOTA to LoL to SMITE. So your reasoning for calling a PC game a sport is because random people "call the MOBAS Sports?" Let's get counter-strike and starcraft in there, then, too. Also, calling someone a human or an ape? It's not one or the other, that's not how taxonomy works. They're both. A MOBA is a MOBA and a member of the Video game family. But that's not what you said. You said a PC game is a Sport, which is not true unless you're okay with calling all members of the video game family sports, which means you'd call Visual novels, RPG's, and other games sports, too. Which you said you don't. It's okay to just admit you're wrong, you know?Here's the thing. You said a "chipmunk is a ground squirrel." Is it in the same family? Yes. No one's arguing that. As someone who is a scientist who studies squirrels, I am telling you, specifically, in science, no one calls chipmunks ground squirrels. If you want to be "specific" like you said, then you shouldn't either. They're not the same thing. If you're saying "squirrel family" you're referring to the taxonomic grouping of Sciuridae, which includes things from prairie dogs to flying squirrels to marmots. So your reasoning for calling a chipmunk a ground squirrel is because random people "call the small ones ground squirrels?" Let's get mountain beavers and dormice in there, then, too. Also, calling someone a human or an ape? It's not one or the other, that's not how taxonomy works. They're both. A chipmunk is a chipmunk and a member of the squirrel family. But that's not what you said. You said a chipmunk is a squirrel, which is not true unless you're okay with calling all members of the squirrel family chipmunks, which means you'd call prairie dogs, marmots, and other rodents squirrels, too. Which you said you don't. It's okay to just admit you're wrong, you know?Here's the thing. You said a "trilby is a fedora." Is it in the same family? Yes. No one's arguing that. As someone who is an atheist who studies euphoria, I am telling you, specifically, in atheism, no one calls trilbys fedoras. If you want to be "specific" like you said, then you should too. They're not the same thing. If you're saying "fedora family" you're referring to the euphoric grouping of le reddit army, which includes things from neckbearded gentlesirs to highly intelligent intellectual like myself. So your reasoning for calling a trilby a fedora is because random people "say that only neckbeards wear fedoras?" Let's get Mountain Dew and Doritos in there, then, too.
2019-06-27 08:55
2/10
2019-06-27 09:00
How you doing on scale from 1to10?)))
2019-06-27 08:57
6/10
2019-06-27 09:00
Not good not terrible, best wishes bro))))
2019-06-27 09:02
15.000 Roentgen or 3,6?
2019-06-27 09:07
are you delusional? 15000 is impossible
2019-06-27 11:51
Idk but I've seen the graphite
2019-06-27 14:39
NO U DID NOT
2019-06-27 14:45
Never seen the show^^ But I heard it's good :D
2019-06-27 15:38
#92
EliGE | 
Kazakhstan miraszd 
r8 my favorite player
2019-06-27 09:05
#97
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Reunion Esquinox 
5/8
2019-06-27 10:18
I think it's funny when in HLTV someone says something stupid and then everybody keeps copy pasting it on the thread.
2019-06-27 09:22
#98
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Reunion Esquinox 
GTA SA
2019-06-27 10:19
my dick
2019-06-27 10:19
My favourite animal is the sloth
2019-06-27 15:39
07:10Global vs ViCi
Global
5.90
ViCi
1.11
10:00CLEANTmix vs Izako Boars
CLEANTmix
1.80
Izako Boars
1.68
14:00Zorka vs GODLIKE
Zorka
1.50
GODLIKE
2.19
Bet
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