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Most Awkward Encounter With Woman?
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Turkey mustim 
What is the most awkward or socially inept thing you’ve done with a female? I’ll start, to give a more general tone for what I’m asking about and so people feel more comfortable. I implore you to be respectful to others, but feel free to roast me. It’s 2014-2015 (don’t remember exactly). I was in year 10 at school. A girl in our class asks me to the cinema. We went and saw How to Train Your Dragon 2. Despite the fact I thought this was 2 friends going out, I ended up paying for the tickets and popcorn. In the cinema, she was touching my chin, comparing me to the protagonist who was also growing facial hair. She was leaning on me throughout the film. I was a bit confused. Anyway, the film finished and we went out to eat. I got to the dinner table, when I realised she was expecting me to pay for this as well. Alright, whatever. We were talking about our friends, who were going on a date. After that, I stupidly asked her if she was interested in someone. She fell silent. I didn’t think much of it, until it just occurred to me 4-5 years later; that was meant to be a date! Anyway, I’m interested to hear other people’s stories. The off topic threads are becoming mundane.
2019-07-11 08:03
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Kazakhstan bjornzz 
no
2019-07-11 08:05
O_O cringe
2019-07-11 08:06
#4
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Turkey mustim 
Cringe indeed.
2019-07-11 08:08
#15
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African Union Bruce U 
on a positive note. she did ask u out! gj man
2019-07-11 08:29
#21
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Turkey mustim 
That was part of the reason I could never figure it out at the time. I was interested in another girl, and because I have traditional views for dating, it never occurred to me she was asking me on a date.
2019-07-11 08:52
#73
Stewie2K | 
United States y4kob 
atleast its a confidence booster, youll catch another one mens)))) i believe
2019-07-12 01:38
#80
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Turkey mustim 
Thanks mate!
2019-07-12 03:39
#3
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United States BubbleFlames 
i aren't think i have friends
2019-07-11 08:06
+1 mens ((((
2019-07-11 09:52
I are think you have us
2019-07-12 01:41
#5
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United States PsychoLogical 
jesus man ._.”
2019-07-11 08:10
#9
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Turkey mustim 
Yep. I’m not sure whether to laugh or cry. Funny thing is, I’ve heard stories similar to that on 4-chan (I’ve never been on the site, but the green text stories show up on YT). I used to get so angry for them being oblivious, and that’s when I realised I am the exact same.
2019-07-11 08:17
One time some I was on a cruise with some really great people I met we were leaving an area to go back inside the ship when at 10 o'clock at night some random blond stacy walks up to me thinking i was probably 17 when I was 14 and 6'5, she sluttily asked me to have sex with her and autism kicked in and I said "go to hell." Dont worry about it though having a girlfriend in high school is pointless as is having sex outside of marriage.
2019-07-11 08:12
#7
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United States BubbleFlames 
Lmao wtf I'm dying man xaxaxa
2019-07-11 08:15
She was such a whore you might have not cared that i was 14 lol
2019-07-11 08:18
#8
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Turkey mustim 
Hahaha now that’s actually funny. She must have been really confuse.
2019-07-11 08:14
#19
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United States PsychoLogical 
height problems oof.
2019-07-11 08:46
#30
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Ukraine ksay 
laughed my ass off
2019-07-11 09:49
#96
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Germany RobiDable 
Nice try, sounds like a dream came true and all men know that nobody would denie such a dream, even with autism.
2019-07-12 04:19
#11
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Czech Republic Puget1 
Cashier wanted to take my order, so stressing! I nutted in my pants and ran away
2019-07-11 08:20
#12
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Turkey mustim 
Ah yes, such a common occurrence!
2019-07-11 08:22
#26
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Kazakhstan bjornzz 
same
2019-07-11 09:01
lmao same
2019-07-12 03:44
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World DEY0 
Not true, uve never been out with a girl
2019-07-11 08:24
#14
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Turkey mustim 
Yes, a valuable contribution to this thread. Well done!
2019-07-11 08:28
I told her i liked her but couldnt talk to her for days coz i broke my phone. What a fucking bad luck i have. And the days after that in school were most akward
2019-07-11 08:34
#17
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Turkey mustim 
Damn! Sorry to hear it bro, better luck next time.
2019-07-11 08:44
Mine was telling my best friend I loved her. Just guessing shes a lesbo.
2019-07-11 08:45
#20
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Turkey mustim 
Ooooh, that’s hard. Sorry to hear it!
2019-07-11 08:48
That's not the bad part. Shes says shes trying to forgive me still for saying it. What the hell do I do? Tell her I hate her everyday? I never heard of such a thing before.
2019-07-11 13:32
#48
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Turkey mustim 
Forgive you? What was their to forgive? That’s foolish of her. Don’t apologise for nothing.
2019-07-11 15:04
#74
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Estonia ropz_bestest 
wtf?? apologize for telling her how you feel??
2019-07-12 01:38
every single one
2019-07-11 08:53
btw, your story is what i call a yike, feelsbadman
2019-07-11 08:55
#29
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Turkey mustim 
It sure does mens, it sure does. Ah well, if you don’t laugh, you cry!
2019-07-11 09:48
I was trying to move the table so my kazakhstani female classmate can go through in between the tables or something but I accidentally smashed her fingers. Another incident: A girl once confessed to me but I told her we can't be in boyfriend and girlfriend and we never spoke since. Funny thing is I actually liked the girl who was always sending messages for her to me lol xd.
2019-07-11 08:59
#31
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Turkey mustim 
HAHAHAHA you crushed her fingers!?! Oh man, at least you had tried. Surely she can’t blame you for trying to help her out? Lol the second one. Good job, you knew what you wanted and wouldn’t settle. I’m proud of you.
2019-07-11 09:50
Dude she resented me for that, so every time we see each other in class again it was so awkward xd she was beautiful too! I wanted to confess to her(the second girl) but because we're not suppose to have gfs and bfs and she lives two hours by flight(it was in a training camp) it wasn't worth it. She even ticks so many boxes for me too haha. Couldn't do it man :(
2019-07-11 09:55
Love of my life knew i was all in into her and she aproached me , but little dumbass ooga booga monkey 17 year old me thought she was mocking me to like...bait me irl , which made me react very blunt , agressively turning her down , she knew i was in love with her for a couple of years by then , it really was just autistic me , she tried a couple of times but at the time it just seemed to good to be true....that was in the last year of highschool , then i started working and saw her around my workplace once and she was skinny like anorexic and i really wanted to know what was going on but i was so ashamed i couldn't go up to her , worked a couple of months there then quit and re-did the last year of highschool cuz i had dropped out before. Then i saw her kissing another dude in late 2015 and then saw her holding hands around the school i went to to re-do the last year. I never got over it , i never really liked another girl besides her , im no winner nor good looking or anything but there's been a couple of hot girls who took a shot at me and i just couldn't go for it , i don't think i'll ever love another girl , im 22 now and still virgin damn , i'll never get over it i'll never get over her.
2019-07-11 08:58
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Turkey mustim 
That’s tragic. You thought she was trying to set you up to knock you down. You got defensive as a result, and just screwed yourself over. Worst of all, you saw her move on. You can and will get over her though. It takes much longer for men (both science and experience proves it) to get over a woman. I can virtually promise you’ll move on. Anyway, thanks for sharing!
2019-07-11 09:54
Why are you so paranoid?
2019-07-11 13:51
I guess back then i just thought it was too good to be true , im not used to getting things coming my way , now i have a different mindset though. Life without her just feels so empty and pointless sometimes i wish i could just end it.
2019-07-11 19:37
You're 22 now, you'll feel shitty, sure, but it's only temporary. I went through something similar and I'm 27 now. It's now just memory... But I like to think of it as a pleasant one, since at least I got to experience the awesome feeling of truly being in love, waking up day after day thinking of nothing else but her, all the songs on the radio seemingly making sense, all the good stuff. It was shitty then, and it was for a long time, but you'll come to terms with it, all in good time.
2019-07-11 23:11
Ironically , op was just baiting , probably taking screenshots of these comments to laugh at us with his virgin discord friends , but regardless of that you have no idea how much your comment helps me , i knew some people might've been through similar situations but i never met one .... and i've met a loooot of people. Hope you're right because life seems so shitty now , thanks brother.
2019-07-11 23:19
Lol, how can you tell he was baiting? And you're welcome man, it felt too similar not to share my thoughts with you.
2019-07-11 23:23
2019-07-11 23:23
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Germany nX78 
Once a girl offered to kill some time at the train station. After a few minutes i wanted a redbull, so i said we have to go shopping. She said: "Is it we already", I said: "Well, I go shopping, and you said you go with me, which means, we go shopping?! After that we barely talked XD
2019-07-11 09:45
#28
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Turkey mustim 
Hahahahaha perfect counter manoeuvre!
2019-07-11 09:47
I think she overreacted, don't you think? If that's a reason to not talk to each other anymore then I'd say you averted a crisis.
2019-07-11 13:53
I had A sex, and I came before I put it in that was awkward as f#Sk
2019-07-11 09:51
#52
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Turkey mustim 
Premature ejaculation is more common than you think. There are treatments. But hey, getting a woman to the bedroom is more progress than most HLTV users are used to hahaha.
2019-07-11 15:09
Reading your post.
2019-07-11 09:56
This girl a met a movie theater brought me to her apartment and all she did was make tea and food and we didn't have sex #rekt
2019-07-11 09:56
#77
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Estonia ropz_bestest 
unexpected
2019-07-12 01:41
#38
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Ukraine ksay 
i remember at the last year of the school i decided to open up to a girl about my feeling towards her. i was talking to her mostly online so far even though we were classmates. so i asked her out, bought some flowers and came to her place. as soon as she walked out (she was dressed in her home clothes for some reason) i gave her flowers and choked MASSIVELY. i barely said 5 words in the next 5minutes while she awkwardly looked in me. then out pity she asked me what do i want and i answered "relationship". well, she wasn't impressed. we walked around for few minutes and talked about some random staff awkwardly. there was 0 intimacy. she said that she will think about my proposal and will tell me later. then we said goodbyes to each other while both being in pain. one week later she told me that she doesn't wanna have any relationship rn because of "studies" well that's my story
2019-07-11 10:09
#49
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Turkey mustim 
Ah well, good practise at least. You showed the nerve to confess, so that’s a win in my book.
2019-07-11 15:05
every single one of my encounters
2019-07-11 10:08
same men
2019-07-11 13:54
#58
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Singapore Defqon_1 
+1 lmao
2019-07-11 15:25
Never had any trouble, I'm 6'3 ripped all girls I've been with instantly fell in love and wanted to blow me, I think I'm a thot magnet at this point
2019-07-11 13:46
Dude, wrong on two counts. One is painful experiences to you, not to the girls you have hurt. Second, Experiences, not your fantasies.
2019-07-12 04:32
at the end of middle school, there was a tradition or something that students dance polonez (traditional polish dance) and this one girl was trying to hit one me on multiple occasions to be her dance partner and maybe more and i kept denying her, wouldnt even talk to her, only because i was anxious/scared of girls, everytime i think about these situations i cringe :/
2019-07-11 14:01
#50
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Turkey mustim 
Haha you shouldn’t be anxious! If a women is going for you, that’s a a good thing, Confidence is key. Even if you are ugly (I’m not saying you are, just an example), be confident. Women typically despise men who are self-loathing.
2019-07-11 15:07
yes i know i shouldnt, but its easier said than done
2019-07-11 15:20
#98
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Germany RobiDable 
Spaghetti polonez, very nice dance.
2019-07-12 04:22
A year ago I was at a party and this girl asked me to dance, it didn't go well.
2019-07-11 14:03
#51
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Turkey mustim 
I hate dancing. But what happened, if you don’t mind me asking?
2019-07-11 15:08
She was really pretty, I thought I had to take the chance altho I was terrible at dancing, i ended up looking like a clown and it was the cringiest thing I've ever done. I haven't talked to her since then because I'm still so embarrassed even to this day.
2019-07-11 22:19
turn it into something funny and laugh about it
2019-07-11 23:17
Trying to, but I don't think I'll ever dance again lol
2019-07-12 01:09
nah you can escape from dancing. im 18 and I dont know how to dance also and its easy to skip it on parties
2019-07-12 17:57
#47
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Serbia d1ckson 
Every interaction I had with women that are unrelated to me was awkward
2019-07-11 14:06
my birth
2019-07-11 15:11
#54
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United States asaprocky 
punched a chick square in the nose last night. wasn't the first time either, and we both laughed it off #nocontext
2019-07-11 15:15
Few years ago this woman's HUSBAND entered the room whilst I was in the mist of the act. She was naked and completely spread. I sincerely could do nothing but cry, as I was really young at that time. So there I was naked and crying, half inside this woman's, with her husband looking at us. It was my birth by the way.
2019-07-11 15:23
avoiding non-family women = avoiding cringe and humiliation easy life
2019-07-11 15:25
Not really awkward but more of a asshole move... There was this girl and my best friend fell in love for her, but she was way out of his league and he knew that but i kept giving him hope that he can make it etc... Few days later the girl asked me out and we are now a couple and my friend hates me now.
2019-07-11 23:23
He shouldn't hate you to be honest unless he is like 18.
2019-07-12 01:15
#81
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Turkey mustim 
That’s certainly awkward.
2019-07-12 03:40
ED multiple times with multiple partners. It is not awkward for me cuz I know when I drink I just want to drink more or sleep not duck.
2019-07-12 01:16
Never awkward im always chilled n happy
2019-07-12 01:17
this really hot girl wanted me to fuck her but i couldn't get hard because i was so nervous :/
2019-07-12 01:20
Then u became gay?
2019-07-12 01:34
#76
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Sweden meistr0 
2019-07-12 01:40
that was rather unexpected
2019-07-12 03:44
#82
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Turkey mustim 
Common performance problem. At least you know to medicate now. Treat it as a learning experience.
2019-07-12 03:41
#90
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Russia 10_15_22_9_11 
Had exactly the same...
2019-07-12 03:51
#75
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Germany zeolikk 
Never had an awkward encounter cuz I'm not a beta like you 😎😎😎
2019-07-12 01:39
#83
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Turkey mustim 
Oh please, do go on and teach me your alpha ways!
2019-07-12 03:42
😎😎😎 hahahahaha men funny :DDDD lol 😎😎😎😎😎😎
2019-07-12 03:43
#104
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Germany zeolikk 
I know 😎😎
2019-07-12 11:51
That's exactly what a betacuck would say😎😎😎😎😎😎
2019-07-12 04:39
#103
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Germany zeolikk 
nt alpha 😎😎
2019-07-12 11:51
#79
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Estonia ropz_bestest 
when i was in about 8th grade some girls told me that i girl i liked liked me, but being a beta cuck i didnt do anything, probably one moment i look back at and wonder what wouldve happened, i also found out that she liked me on a field trip on the bus i said pfft no i dont like her and i probably hurt her feelings, very sad
2019-07-12 01:47
#88
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Turkey mustim 
I’m assuming you didn’t like her, but wanted the romance anyway which is why you label yourself as a beta for not doing anything. You were young, so mistakes like that shouldn’t be too concerning for you. I know you won’t do it again, I have faith that you’ve matured and learned.
2019-07-12 03:46
#87
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Canada TorontoSucks 
A really hot nurse (a student nurse around my age) had to examine my balls with ultra sound and i had a boner
2019-07-12 03:45
lmao
2019-07-12 04:05
was she like: "o-o-onii-chan *blushes*"?
2019-07-12 04:09
#94
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Canada TorontoSucks 
Maybe in her brain. She sure was smiling a lot after
2019-07-12 04:10
#106
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Estonia ropz_bestest 
Were you upside down by any chance?
2019-07-14 21:57
#107
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Canada TorontoSucks 
i was laying flat on examination bed dick to the sky
2019-07-14 22:49
#89
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Russia 10_15_22_9_11 
The only one that I had, it was very embarrassing but at least it went all the way through.
2019-07-12 03:49
flashed my semi hard cock from window back in 2013 to some milf walking her dog
2019-07-12 03:55
#99
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Germany RobiDable 
wtfffffffffffffff
2019-07-12 04:25
my hormones were off the scales back then. Its OK she always greeted me well after.
2019-07-12 04:29
#95
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Germany RobiDable 
Why would a girl just randomly ask you out to watch a movie just as friends? But then again why would you watch How to Train Your Dragon 2 on a date lmao.
2019-07-12 04:17
no, i don't interact with female.
2019-07-12 04:19
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