I used to be addicted to soap, now I'm clean
Whats the difference between isaac newton and the baby i just killed? isaac newton died a virgin
Have you ever looked at a comment and be like, "Wow, i wished i commented that" ?
is ur refrigerator running
Why do Russians have to steal two cars in Germany? Because they have to go through Poland on their way back))
Do you know how to fit 100 jews in a car?
1 on the driver seat, 99 in the ashtray.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because North Korean long range missiles can't reach that far
Tried to catch fog today......MIST! LOLOLOLOLOLOL Innit? Cause of the play on words and that.
Why did CZ-75 get the girl pregnant?
> Because it took too long to pull out xaxaxaxaxaxa
coldzera benching himself after realizing his team is so bad
What did the dying patient say to his doctor, tommorow you shall find me a grave man.
What team do vapers support?
what do you call a fish without eyes... Fsh
What did George Bush say before he died?
Dont forget to brush your teeth
A blind guy walking in front of a fish store says: Good day ladies!
There's 4 Mexicans in a car, who's driving?
How come there aren't any Mexicans on Star Trek?
They don't work in the future, either.
why do Jews circumcise themselves?
What do you call someone who sells themselves for a bowl of spaghetti? A pastatute
WHAT IS A TURK ON AN OLD BIKE
Nowadays you can't say black paint. You must say Leroy please paint the fence
dark humor is like clean water
not everyone gets it
whats difference between porn actress and FaZe Clan ? porn actress dont choke so much
happy is greatest igl in csgo history
girls are bad at parking coz guys constantly lie to them what 18 cm is
Man hits woman with a car. Whos fault it is? Of course man's because why he was driving in the kitchen? :DDDDDDDDDDDD XDDDDDD
we were going to the cafeteria with jaakko and guess who we saw : D if it isn't fucking sergej.... xD i was like what the fuck is that sergej he had 2 glasses of milk and 1 glass of sour milk xDD best day ever ; D
- favourite russian tree?
- triathlon for arabs?
they run to the swimming pool and bike back home
two blind people play counterstrike
they never met each other
Ok this won is racist bullshit, please take it 4 what it is.... a joke.
Once upon a time their was a refugee being new to europe. He feels sick, stoamch aches, vertigo etc. So he goes to see a doctor. The doctor advices him to shit into a shoe box and smell upon it every morning.
After a week the refugee sees the doctor again, telling him: "I dont know how. But this advice really helped me. All my complaints are gone. Much thanks."
The doctor answers: "Yeah seems like you were homesick."
I hate when people joking about 9/11. My brother died that day. At least he died doing what he loved.... Flying the plane.
HLTV users aren't virgins.
How do you explain a nygaard?
the best joke ever on hltv , Toilet Cleaner , H@H@H@
two latvian men lying down looking at sky
one man points to a cloud and says “look, bread”
other man points and says “look, potato”
but both men see impossible dream.
What's the difference between Germany and a bag of tea in World Cup 2018?
press on the carotid artery if you feel sorry for mibr
fritz walks around the corner whats missing?
what cheese do you use to hide a horse
bratishka,ebat tit tut reshil vsem samoosenku opustit
What is the longest word in the English language?
"Smiles". Because there is a mile between its first and last letters
I would've told you a joke about paper, but it's tearable
mibr is the best team in the world and it will forever be.
How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb?
Don't be stupid, feminists can't change anything.
Liquid will win the Major))))))
is the ocean salty because the land doesn't wave back?
-Do you smoke ?
-After every Fortnite win
-Your lungs are in perfect health
Hello FURIA? 4Head Favella airline here 4Head We're waiting for you at the airport 4Head Don't be late 4Head M16R took window seats 4Head You can have polak (toilet) seats 4Head
Xantares : l am feeling orospu thank you. -eu minor interview.
Hoster : thank you xantares for interview butt. ln fact me too feeling orospu :( help me xantares
l cant feel 1st orospu in world ;(
what comes out when you combine a black man with an octopus?
I don't know either, but would collect cotton freaking awesome
Whats the biggest mistake in the history of mankind?
- when the man, decided to put a window in the kitchen, so the woman realized, there's a world outside :(.
What flies over the fly head while a crash in the wall?
why are there only two pallbearers at a black guys funeral?
because a garbage can only has two handles
how do you call 2 niggers fucking :D?