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i r8 your joke
GuardiaN | 
Kazakhstan MyNinja 
try to make me laugh mens lets go
2019-07-12 20:04
#1
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Reunion 517219141524 
I used to be addicted to soap, now I'm clean
2019-07-12 20:05
2/8 mens sorry
2019-07-12 20:06
#10
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Reunion 517219141524 
r8 joke Mibr
2019-07-12 20:07
+1
2019-07-12 20:17
#2
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Bulgaria R34 
Im a joke(((
2019-07-12 20:05
0/8
2019-07-12 20:06
#55
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Bulgaria R34 
Nice, im not even a good joke...what a...bummer
2019-07-12 20:20
check out tumblr, they love that self-deprecating shit.
2019-07-12 21:02
#179
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Bulgaria R34 
Tumblr is one huge dung, no ty
2019-07-12 21:31
exactly, you'll fit right in.
2019-07-12 21:33
#183
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Bulgaria R34 
No ty mens)))), i dont classify myself as a dung, youre free to go if you do so tho i dont judge anyone)))), only gay people, immigrants, gypsies and a few more))))
2019-07-12 21:35
Your first comment is classic tumblr material, that's why I said it. Your last comment is classic HLTV material so maybe this is the place for you after all.
2019-07-12 21:37
Nt federer enjoy choking in finals
2019-07-12 23:42
thx for reminding me of the GOAT 😎😎
2019-07-12 23:56
hey joke, im dad
2019-07-13 02:07
your dad is not your dad
2019-07-12 20:06
i know 3/8
2019-07-12 20:07
so you know your dad is your mom ?
2019-07-12 20:08
i have 2 dads mens
2019-07-12 20:25
borat and ashamat ?
2019-07-12 20:30
damn you right
2019-07-12 20:31
favorite movie for me
2019-07-12 20:32
fav movie for 8 billion people
2019-07-12 20:33
not for jew and kazak
2019-07-12 20:34
no, we love that movie here
2019-07-12 20:34
My life.
2019-07-12 20:06
5/8 ok ok
2019-07-12 20:07
#5
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Brazil gabrinoel 
my penis
2019-07-12 20:06
is
2019-07-12 20:08
#30
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Germany FreshE 
a country
2019-07-12 20:11
Netherlands
2019-07-12 20:36
#206
s1mple | 
Europe Sam2k 
in
2019-07-12 23:03
you
2019-07-13 02:16
#259
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Netherlands PasscaLl 
r mom
2019-07-13 15:57
#8
kr4sylya | 
United Kingdom Wazerz 
Whats the difference between isaac newton and the baby i just killed? isaac newton died a virgin
2019-07-12 20:07
7/8 mens i laughed
2019-07-12 20:08
#154
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Europe N3sHie1k 
pedo japan loli
2019-07-12 21:17
>japan >korea xD
2019-07-12 21:29
#101
arT | 
Brazil PQD28 
LMAO
2019-07-12 20:53
#185
nitr0 | 
Ukraine 400bpm 
LMAO
2019-07-12 21:38
#186
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Morocco royflord 
HAHAHAHHAHA
2019-07-12 21:40
xd
2019-07-12 21:45
#196
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France Uexo 
n1 bro british humor n°1
2019-07-12 22:21
Have you ever looked at a comment and be like, "Wow, i wished i commented that" ?
2019-07-12 20:07
3/8
2019-07-12 20:09
no i always have the best ones
2019-07-12 20:27
no i always have the best ones
2019-07-12 20:27
no i always have the best ones
2019-07-12 21:19
#207
s1mple | 
Europe Sam2k 
no i always have the best ones
2019-07-12 23:03
#213
Get_Rice | 
Denmark KFB4 
no i always have the best ones
2019-07-12 23:44
MIBR good team
2019-07-12 20:07
he said jokes not facts
2019-07-12 20:08
0/8
2019-07-12 21:08
HAHAAHAHAHAHAHA
2019-07-12 21:46
#197
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France Uexo 
best joke so far
2019-07-12 22:21
damn beat me to it
2019-07-12 20:08
I said joke, not lie
2019-07-12 20:10
he said jokes not facts...
2019-07-12 20:26
is ur refrigerator running
2019-07-12 20:08
24/7
2019-07-12 20:11
GUESS YOU BETTER GO CATCH IT
2019-07-12 20:13
#106
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Romania RunnerB0Y 
Hahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahhaahahahahahauahahahahahahahahahaahahhahahaahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahaahhahahahaahahahahahahahahahahhahaahahhahahahahahhaha
2019-07-12 20:57
Why do Russians have to steal two cars in Germany? Because they have to go through Poland on their way back))
2019-07-12 20:08
3/8
2019-07-12 20:11
#223
JW | 
CIS sexpower 
5/8
2019-07-13 00:07
#265
JD | 
Poland Banzanic 
morgen in polen auto gestolen
2019-07-13 16:12
#19
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Hungary OwlOfMoist 
Do you know how to fit 100 jews in a car? 1 on the driver seat, 99 in the ashtray.
2019-07-12 20:08
lol 5/8
2019-07-12 20:13
#117
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Europe Vallon3 
Lmaooo
2019-07-12 21:02
Your existence.
2019-07-12 20:09
Lol it's you again
2019-07-12 20:13
ok 5/8
2019-07-12 20:14
#24
shox | 
United States finedenim 
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because North Korean long range missiles can't reach that far
2019-07-12 20:10
#34
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Hungary OwlOfMoist 
OMFG I'm crying
2019-07-12 20:12
hahahaha ok 6/8
2019-07-12 20:15
Hahahahha
2019-07-12 21:20
#274
HUNDEN | 
World Viaris 
LMAO
2019-07-13 18:51
#25
ritch | 
United Kingdom Meffus 
Tried to catch fog today......MIST! LOLOLOLOLOLOL Innit? Cause of the play on words and that.
2019-07-12 20:10
didn’t understand sorry, my englando
2019-07-12 20:17
#49
ritch | 
United Kingdom Meffus 
just rate me 10/10 mate it's epic...take my word for it.
2019-07-12 20:17
i wish it’s good joke men 10/10
2019-07-12 20:23
#63
ritch | 
United Kingdom Meffus 
<3 peace be with you
2019-07-12 20:25
Fog and mist almost same shit. Mist also being “i missed the fog” (didnt catch the fog/mist)
2019-07-12 20:23
lol 4/8 anw thanks for explanation
2019-07-12 20:30
More like 1/8
2019-07-12 21:13
Why did CZ-75 get the girl pregnant? > Because it took too long to pull out xaxaxaxaxaxa
2019-07-12 20:17
XaxaxA
2019-07-12 20:14
ok mens 6/8 for you
2019-07-12 20:17
#255
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Europe Cirro 
good1 xd
2019-07-13 12:10
Trump
2019-07-12 20:11
#33
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Singapore Defqon_1 
coldzera benching himself after realizing his team is so bad
2019-07-12 20:12
coldzera is bad too so 2/8
2019-07-12 20:18
What did the dying patient say to his doctor, tommorow you shall find me a grave man.
2019-07-12 20:12
4/8
2019-07-12 20:19
But your mom 8/8
2019-07-13 06:15
#36
nEGRo | 
Lithuania inchis 
Liberals
2019-07-12 20:13
What team do vapers support? -Team Liquid
2019-07-12 20:13
didn’t understand men
2019-07-12 20:20
you need liquid to vape.
2019-07-12 20:55
ok, 4/8
2019-07-12 21:02
#108
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Romania RunnerB0Y 
N1
2019-07-12 20:59
mai cuntry
2019-07-12 20:14
your country people is like me in cs for t side men, we both too good, i will rate my joke - 6/8
2019-07-12 20:21
ty
2019-07-12 20:41
sorry, just don't be offended men, I shouldn't have said that((((
2019-07-12 20:44
ok
2019-07-13 11:56
#44
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Latvia Agbetchok 
what do you call a fish without eyes... Fsh HAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
2019-07-12 20:15
#45
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Hungary OwlOfMoist 
Stfu
2019-07-12 20:15
#56
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Singapore Defqon_1 
Stfu
2019-07-12 20:20
3/8
2019-07-12 20:22
7/8
2019-07-12 21:01
What did George Bush say before he died? Dont forget to brush your teeth Axaxaxa
2019-07-12 20:19
didn’t get the joke men(((
2019-07-12 20:24
#72
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Finland Autisthicc 
maybe because uk have stereotype of bad teeth so he didnt want his people to get the notoriously bad teeth of uk and then basically just become uk 2 he wanted his country to stay independent and different to the british this way
2019-07-12 20:30
#74
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Finland Autisthicc 
which is just not really a joke i mean its making fun of the hygiene of english people but thats pretty lame imo 3/8
2019-07-12 20:32
Youre wrong sir. Just a stupid joke and i did not mean anything you mentioned. Bush sounded like brush, Yeah cringe ♿♿
2019-07-12 20:38
#83
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Finland Autisthicc 
ok 0/8 then
2019-07-12 20:38
Before 0/8, what was it?
2019-07-12 20:38
#86
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Finland Autisthicc 
3
2019-07-12 20:39
Name checks out
2019-07-12 20:39
#88
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Finland Autisthicc 
-1/8 then here u go
2019-07-12 20:40
wtf lmao men, now it’s better joke 7/8
2019-07-12 20:41
Thank you dear!
2019-07-12 20:48
ty for explanation men
2019-07-12 20:32
A blind guy walking in front of a fish store says: Good day ladies!
2019-07-12 20:29
ahahahhahahahhahaha ty men 7/8
2019-07-12 20:30
ez4ence
2019-07-12 20:30
ez4ence/8
2019-07-12 20:38
There's 4 Mexicans in a car, who's driving?
2019-07-12 20:44
no one?
2019-07-12 20:46
Border patrol
2019-07-12 20:48
hahahahahaha 6/8
2019-07-12 20:52
#199
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France Uexo 
Yooo in France we do the same but with arabs
2019-07-12 22:23
#262
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Germany Bier 
$@m€ h€r€
2019-07-13 16:08
Joke? LULquid era
2019-07-12 20:45
#267
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Europe Kilian_9047 
Flair checks out
2019-07-13 16:13
#94
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United States blessedMMA 
How come there aren't any Mexicans on Star Trek? They don't work in the future, either.
2019-07-12 20:46
is this american joke?
2019-07-12 20:48
#99
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United States blessedMMA 
yes
2019-07-12 20:49
actually this replay was way more funny than the joke itself
2019-07-13 02:24
#102
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United States Dracarys007 
Cloud9
2019-07-12 20:54
ska is one of my fav players (I don't know why I said that)
2019-07-12 20:57
why do Jews circumcise themselves?
2019-07-12 20:56
#105
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Estonia badbait0r 
why? My name? lukas bohm rosenbauer
2019-07-12 20:56
#160
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Europe N3sHie1k 
autist
2019-07-12 21:21
why?
2019-07-12 20:59
because Jewish women wont touch anything not 30% off
2019-07-12 21:32
#225
JW | 
CIS sexpower 
xDDDD
2019-07-13 00:09
#245
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Germany RobiDable 
lmaooooooooooooo
2019-07-13 06:26
#109
gla1ve | 
Lithuania erkx 
What do you call someone who sells themselves for a bowl of spaghetti? A pastatute
2019-07-12 20:59
sorry mate 3/8
2019-07-12 21:00
#118
gla1ve | 
Lithuania erkx 
why? do u not understand english?
2019-07-12 21:02
i do, maybe i didn’t understand ur great joke
2019-07-12 21:11
#144
gla1ve | 
Lithuania erkx 
expected from Kazach
2019-07-12 21:11
#161
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Europe N3sHie1k 
lul
2019-07-12 21:21
WHAT IS A TURK ON AN OLD BIKE
2019-07-12 21:00
what
2019-07-12 21:01
A DUMB ONE HE DIDN'T STEAL A NEW ONE
2019-07-12 21:02
5/8
2019-07-12 21:04
Acceptable thanks
2019-07-12 22:03
caps lock really brought this nuanced joke to a new level. Good job.
2019-07-12 21:07
mens((((
2019-07-12 22:19
was only joke mens))) 😎 😎 😎
2019-07-12 23:38
Was good joke yes mens)))))?
2019-07-13 02:05
A turk on an old bike.
2019-07-12 21:03
#120
twice | 
Korea Tzuyu 
cloud 9
2019-07-12 21:03
cloud9/8
2019-07-12 21:06
#122
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Slovakia sanjuro 
dev2ce top1
2019-07-12 21:03
dev1ce top2
2019-07-12 21:05
Nowadays you can't say black paint. You must say Leroy please paint the fence
2019-07-12 21:04
didn’t laugh 3/8
2019-07-12 21:07
wtfmen now im sad((((
2019-07-12 21:57
lmao good one
2019-07-12 21:22
#190
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Morocco royflord 
hahahaha
2019-07-12 21:44
ur mom gey ))
2019-07-12 21:04
ty men
2019-07-12 21:07
dark humor is like clean water not everyone gets it
2019-07-12 21:05
good joke, bad situation 6/8
2019-07-12 21:08
I actually like that one.
2019-07-12 21:09
#128
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Slovakia Kubman 
whats difference between porn actress and FaZe Clan ? porn actress dont choke so much
2019-07-12 21:05
3/8
2019-07-12 21:15
happy is greatest igl in csgo history
2019-07-12 21:06
who
2019-07-12 21:15
my mom still virgin)
2019-07-12 21:09
u adopted men(((
2019-07-13 17:04
girls are bad at parking coz guys constantly lie to them what 18 cm is
2019-07-12 21:09
I volunteer as a tribute to correct that traumatizing mistake
2019-07-12 21:16
you going to whip out yours as a ruler when I reverse park my car?
2019-07-12 21:17
what the fuck are you talking about?! I'm a bit shocked honestly. I was gonna gift you a 20cm ruler with cm on one side and inches on the other so you can even park in murica
2019-07-12 21:20
4/8
2019-07-12 21:19
Man hits woman with a car. Whos fault it is? Of course man's because why he was driving in the kitchen? :DDDDDDDDDDDD XDDDDDD
2019-07-12 21:10
4/8
2019-07-12 21:22
astralis real #1
2019-07-12 21:11
#209
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Norway Outin 
This hurts me in every angle
2019-07-12 23:11
#143
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Sweden device8 
virtus pro is back
2019-07-12 21:11
we were going to the cafeteria with jaakko and guess who we saw : D if it isn't fucking sergej.... xD i was like what the fuck is that sergej he had 2 glasses of milk and 1 glass of sour milk xDD best day ever ; D
2019-07-12 21:12
- favourite russian tree? cykamore - triathlon for arabs? they run to the swimming pool and bike back home
2019-07-12 21:20
cykajokes are not funny here
2019-07-12 21:21
#148
s1mple | 
Germany NatsuS 
two blind people play counterstrike they never met each other OMEGALUL
2019-07-12 21:15
Ok this won is racist bullshit, please take it 4 what it is.... a joke. Once upon a time their was a refugee being new to europe. He feels sick, stoamch aches, vertigo etc. So he goes to see a doctor. The doctor advices him to shit into a shoe box and smell upon it every morning. After a week the refugee sees the doctor again, telling him: "I dont know how. But this advice really helped me. All my complaints are gone. Much thanks." The doctor answers: "Yeah seems like you were homesick."
2019-07-12 21:17
broo wtf thats rude 3/8
2019-07-12 21:24
#156
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Russia Sur10n 
I hate when people joking about 9/11. My brother died that day. At least he died doing what he loved.... Flying the plane.
2019-07-12 21:26
flying the plane*
2019-07-12 21:24
#169
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Russia Sur10n 
ty, fixed it
2019-07-12 21:25
flying from the plane*
2019-07-12 21:25
flying to the plane*
2019-07-12 21:26
#165
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New Zealand gaxen 
HLTV users aren't virgins.
2019-07-12 21:22
german sense of humor?
2019-07-12 21:26
why so triggered
2019-07-12 21:29
How do you explain a nygaard?
2019-07-12 21:27
how?
2019-07-12 21:31
You cant , its too long.
2019-07-12 21:33
#174
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Denmark Gryde 
fortnite ninja
2019-07-12 21:28
the best joke ever on hltv , Toilet Cleaner , H@H@H@
2019-07-12 21:31
#187
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Canada thelegend27 
two latvian men lying down looking at sky one man points to a cloud and says “look, bread” other man points and says “look, potato” but both men see impossible dream.
2019-07-12 21:41
Loled
2019-07-12 22:30
What's the difference between Germany and a bag of tea in World Cup 2018?
2019-07-12 21:42
Bag of tea stays longer in the cup
2019-07-12 21:43
#246
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Germany RobiDable 
xD
2019-07-13 06:29
#198
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Europe g4nl0cK 
MyNinja
2019-07-12 22:22
#200
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Europe Pflatzi 
Big will win Major
2019-07-12 22:25
press on the carotid artery if you feel sorry for mibr
2019-07-12 22:32
fritz walks around the corner whats missing? the joke ha...ha....ha....ha
2019-07-12 22:42
#220
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Sweden meistr0 
2019-07-13 00:00
#204
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Albania laczyslaw 
zywoo top 1 ? hmm ?
2019-07-12 22:43
#205
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United Kingdom Klashnekoff 
what cheese do you use to hide a horse
2019-07-12 22:43
#228
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Canada thelegend27 
gloucester
2019-07-13 00:22
#249
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United Kingdom Klashnekoff 
mascarpone
2019-07-13 11:32
#258
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Canada thelegend27 
dayummmmmmm
2019-07-13 15:55
#270
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United Kingdom Klashnekoff 
xD
2019-07-13 16:55
you 😂👌
2019-07-12 23:05
#210
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Russia Ouuuuch 
bratishka,ebat tit tut reshil vsem samoosenku opustit
2019-07-12 23:18
a ty moyu samoocenku opustil ahhahah
2019-07-13 00:12
#227
JW | 
CIS sexpower 
bolshinstvo roflof rili hueta
2019-07-13 00:13
#215
Lekr0 | 
Poland Brisu 
What is the longest word in the English language? "Smiles". Because there is a mile between its first and last letters hehehehe funny
2019-07-12 23:57
-500000000000000000000/10
2019-07-12 23:58
Liquid Era
2019-07-12 23:58
#219
Lekr0 | 
Poland Brisu 
haha that's more scary than funny
2019-07-12 23:59
true
2019-07-13 00:04
#218
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United States traviticus 
I would've told you a joke about paper, but it's tearable
2019-07-12 23:59
#233
Aleksib | 
Finland ENCEL 
leave
2019-07-13 02:11
#234
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United States traviticus 
:( cmon mens(
2019-07-13 02:12
#241
Aleksib | 
Finland ENCEL 
sorry men's you're good))) 😎😎👍👍
2019-07-13 03:35
#222
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Ukraine Hierophant 
2019-07-13 00:06
#224
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Brazil EZ4FURIA 
mibr is the best team in the world and it will forever be.
2019-07-13 00:08
How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? Don't be stupid, feminists can't change anything.
2019-07-13 00:23
#247
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Germany RobiDable 
10/10 lmaoooo
2019-07-13 06:30
Liquid will win the Major))))))
2019-07-13 02:08
2019-07-13 02:12
Current Cloud9 Roster.
2019-07-13 02:24
is the ocean salty because the land doesn't wave back?
2019-07-13 02:25
#240
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France Astyx 
-Do you smoke ? -After every Fortnite win -Your lungs are in perfect health
2019-07-13 02:31
#268
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Germany Bier 
Delete
2019-07-13 16:18
#273
EliGE | 
United States mehrfth 
Delete
2019-07-13 17:08
#242
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United States Acehavok 
Orange boy President
2019-07-13 03:36
Hello FURIA? 4Head Favella airline here 4Head We're waiting for you at the airport 4Head Don't be late 4Head M16R took window seats 4Head You can have polak (toilet) seats 4Head
2019-07-13 06:22
#248
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Japan Johnny_Br@Vo 
MIBR
2019-07-13 06:49
#250
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Georgia Broozman 
MIBR
2019-07-13 11:33
#251
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Turkey Buryy0 
Xantares : l am feeling orospu thank you. -eu minor interview. Hoster : thank you xantares for interview butt. ln fact me too feeling orospu :( help me xantares l cant feel 1st orospu in world ;(
2019-07-13 11:38
what comes out when you combine a black man with an octopus? I don't know either, but would collect cotton freaking awesome
2019-07-13 11:41
Whats the biggest mistake in the history of mankind? - when the man, decided to put a window in the kitchen, so the woman realized, there's a world outside :(.
2019-07-13 11:42
#256
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Poland bakusiell 
u
2019-07-13 12:12
What flies over the fly head while a crash in the wall? ass !
2019-07-13 12:33
-10/8
2019-07-13 16:00
why are there only two pallbearers at a black guys funeral? because a garbage can only has two handles
2019-07-13 16:01
#269
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Germany Bier 
Name is racistly fitting
2019-07-13 16:19
how do you call 2 niggers fucking :D? -FUCKING NIGGERSS
2019-07-13 16:10
D:
2019-07-13 16:13
MIBR
2019-07-13 16:11
#272
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Bulgaria Gulasczek 
Cloud301
2019-07-13 17:05
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