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**I GUESS YOUR AGE BY ASKING 2 QUESTIONS**
gla1ve | 
Lithuania erkx 
1. Your favorite song? 2. Tell me a joke you find funny.
2019-07-12 21:15
#1
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Europe pencilvester 
1. despacito 2. mibr
2019-07-12 21:16
#2
gla1ve | 
Lithuania erkx 
19
2019-07-12 21:16
#3
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Europe pencilvester 
no men im older
2019-07-12 21:17
#5
gla1ve | 
Lithuania erkx 
What's your age?
2019-07-12 21:17
#11
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Europe pencilvester 
i 23 mens
2019-07-12 21:19
Remove kebab Israel 😎😎😎😎
2019-07-12 21:17
#6
gla1ve | 
Lithuania erkx 
15
2019-07-12 21:18
Nah men
2019-07-12 21:18
#83
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Israel QtaP 
11?
2019-07-12 22:01
17
2019-07-12 22:02
srbija too stronk
2019-07-17 06:04
1. don't really have one but Oldie - Odd future 2. we don't joke around in Finland
2019-07-12 21:18
#13
gla1ve | 
Lithuania erkx 
20
2019-07-12 21:19
finland is winland mens
2019-07-13 18:01
#9
lesswill | 
Russia peia 
stahlgewitter - reconquista why do jews have big noses? because air is free
2019-07-12 21:18
#16
gla1ve | 
Lithuania erkx 
15
2019-07-12 21:20
#20
lesswill | 
Russia peia 
nt
2019-07-12 21:20
#42
gla1ve | 
Lithuania erkx 
How old are you?
2019-07-12 21:24
#84
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Israel QtaP 
xdd n1
2019-07-12 22:01
#10
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Brazil eoteamo 
no one has a favorite song cause it always change from time to time xantares lan
2019-07-12 21:18
#18
gla1ve | 
Lithuania erkx 
17
2019-07-12 21:20
I have a favourite song and many others do, you just have to make up your mind. New fresh songs come in but your most liked one, that never gets boring will always be the one.
2019-07-17 05:11
1. Supremacy 2. BIG's roster changes
2019-07-12 21:19
#21
gla1ve | 
Lithuania erkx 
24
2019-07-12 21:20
#14
Aleksib | 
New Zealand gaxen 
2019-07-12 21:19
#23
gla1ve | 
Lithuania erkx 
16
2019-07-12 21:21
#25
Aleksib | 
New Zealand gaxen 
nope
2019-07-12 21:21
#43
gla1ve | 
Lithuania erkx 
Tell me your age then.
2019-07-12 21:25
#44
Aleksib | 
New Zealand gaxen 
24
2019-07-12 21:25
#107
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Estonia u3ffe 
are you asian?
2019-07-13 18:14
#109
Aleksib | 
New Zealand gaxen 
no?
2019-07-13 19:44
#114
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Estonia u3ffe 
okay then?
2019-07-14 11:50
#115
Aleksib | 
New Zealand gaxen 
White guy?
2019-07-14 11:53
#15
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United States 10YearBansRUs 
1. Your favorite song? Do you like my sword - tobuscus 2. Tell me a joke you find funny. Stewie being good
2019-07-12 21:20
#26
gla1ve | 
Lithuania erkx 
19
2019-07-12 21:21
#17
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Portugal B1az3d 
I really dont know. The jokes I find funny I cant tell them here xDD
2019-07-12 21:20
#27
gla1ve | 
Lithuania erkx 
15
2019-07-12 21:22
#30
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Portugal B1az3d 
You know what? You actually got it right!
2019-07-12 21:22
#46
gla1ve | 
Lithuania erkx 
ez 😎😎😎
2019-07-12 21:25
1. not the one youtube.com/watch?v=ZELOnwBERrA 2. earth is round
2019-07-12 21:20
#28
gla1ve | 
Lithuania erkx 
12
2019-07-12 21:22
4 yrs off
2019-07-12 21:26
#50
gla1ve | 
Lithuania erkx 
faack
2019-07-12 21:27
#79
gas | 
Austria Phil_1337 
8
2019-07-12 21:56
#87
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United States 10YearBansRUs 
+1
2019-07-12 22:07
+8 **
2019-07-12 23:17
#158
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Sweden meistr0 
so 9.
2019-07-17 05:40
wokeuplikethis* because of this vid twitter.com/yung_refugee/status/11401291.. Ebonics
2019-07-12 21:21
#29
gla1ve | 
Lithuania erkx 
19
2019-07-12 21:22
16
2019-07-12 21:28
1 - Bloodstream - Ed Sheeran 2 - KennyS and Shroud fanboys
2019-07-12 21:21
#32
gla1ve | 
Lithuania erkx 
17
2019-07-12 21:23
Oh, you were actually pretty close. I'm 16 (birthday is next month)
2019-07-12 21:51
bruh, 16 and likes ed sheeran? ur life is over
2019-07-13 18:14
bruh and who are u? he's literally just a singer lmao
2019-07-15 16:31
yes, that's gay
2019-07-16 15:50
#173
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United Kingdom alcaz4r_ 
+1111111111
2019-07-17 09:32
1. don't have one 2. no 😎
2019-07-12 21:22
#34
gla1ve | 
Lithuania erkx 
9
2019-07-12 21:23
wtf
2019-07-12 21:23
#33
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United States ARKTYC 
Stargazing Edit: no joke cause hltv might vac me
2019-07-12 21:24
#37
NAF | 
United States skzl_ 
cya in 10
2019-07-12 21:23
#38
gla1ve | 
Lithuania erkx 
16
2019-07-12 21:23
#36
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United States dimension63 
1. I don’t listen to music. 2. I hate jokes.
2019-07-12 21:23
#40
gla1ve | 
Lithuania erkx 
23
2019-07-12 21:24
#89
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United States 10YearBansRUs 
Must be fun at parties
2019-07-12 22:08
#168
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Finland Teukkasd 
+1 lmao
2019-07-17 06:26
#39
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Brazil 1stworlder 
1. Fire - PN 2. BR CS
2019-07-12 21:24
#41
gla1ve | 
Lithuania erkx 
17
2019-07-12 21:24
#59
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Brazil 1stworlder 
Wrong
2019-07-12 21:29
#69
gla1ve | 
Lithuania erkx 
brazilian people too unpredictable sorry
2019-07-12 21:32
#77
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Brazil 1stworlder 
I'm not from Brazil mens(((
2019-07-12 21:55
#45
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Serbia d1ckson 
Fav song: Pink Guy - Dumplings Joke: Mibr
2019-07-12 21:25
#48
gla1ve | 
Lithuania erkx 
16
2019-07-12 21:26
#51
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Serbia d1ckson 
+1 men But I wrote a message like 3 mins ago on another thread saying I'm 16 soooo
2019-07-12 21:27
#55
gla1ve | 
Lithuania erkx 
so technically im correct 😎😎
2019-07-12 21:28
#63
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Serbia d1ckson 
Xd yez
2019-07-12 21:29
1. some Rammstein song, cant decide 2. Any Neger/polenjoke
2019-07-12 21:26
#52
gla1ve | 
Lithuania erkx 
17
2019-07-12 21:27
Wrong
2019-07-12 21:30
2019-07-12 21:27
#57
gla1ve | 
Lithuania erkx 
16
2019-07-12 21:28
nt 15
2019-07-12 21:29
#81
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United States Azuhh 
HAHAHAH TEAM LIQUID FUNNY JOKE 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😎😎😎😎😎👌🤢
2019-07-12 21:57
#56
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Portugal NabasKi 
Amorphis - Bad Blood What concert costs only 45 cents? 50 Cent ft. Nickelback
2019-07-12 21:28
#62
gla1ve | 
Lithuania erkx 
18 funny joke btw ! made me giggle 😎😎
2019-07-12 21:29
#65
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Portugal NabasKi 
that's right
2019-07-12 21:30
#68
gla1ve | 
Lithuania erkx 
nice 😎😎
2019-07-12 21:31
#70
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Portugal NabasKi 
2019-07-12 21:32
#58
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United Kingdom Craigus0707 
1. I Will Follow You Into the Dark - Death Cab for Cutie 2. How did the burglar enter the house? He came 'intruder' window
2019-07-12 21:28
#66
gla1ve | 
Lithuania erkx 
22
2019-07-12 21:30
#95
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United Kingdom Craigus0707 
17 mens
2019-07-12 22:28
#61
khaos | 
Netherlands mikat 
interstellar main theme - hans zimmer faceit ac
2019-07-12 21:29
#67
gla1ve | 
Lithuania erkx 
19
2019-07-12 21:31
#71
khaos | 
Netherlands mikat 
2 months off men, good guess)
2019-07-12 21:43
song: youtu.be/MSrTnWDTdwI joke: my pp hard
2019-07-12 21:44
#73
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Canada thelegend27 
the who - baba o riley almost anything
2019-07-12 21:45
#74
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Russia BoumerRU 
1) Dire Straits - Money For Nothing 2) North Macedonia
2019-07-12 21:47
1. Aphex Twin - Polynomial C 2. A cop stopped me for speeding. He said, 'Why were you going so fast?' I said, 'See this thing my foot is on? It's called an accelerator. When you push down on it, it sends more gas to the engine. The whole car just takes right off. And see this thing? This steers it."
2019-07-12 21:52
#78
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United States jitteRs 
1. Your favorite song? Don't have one, 2. Tell me a joke you find funny. Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because it ate nine!
2019-07-12 21:56
#80
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United States Acehavok 
1. Ain’t no Mountain High Enough 2. NiP in 2016, 2017, 2018, and 2019 LMAO
2019-07-12 21:57
never enough - rex orange county cloud9
2019-07-12 22:01
1. Led Zeppelin - Stairway to Heaven 2. Boy complains to his father: You told me to put a potato in my swimming trunks! You said it would impress the girls at the pool! But you forgot to mention one thing! Father: Really, what? Boy: That the potato should go in the front.
2019-07-12 22:03
1-Rammstein- Mein Herz Brennt 2-HLTV
2019-07-12 22:08
#90
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Ukraine Tosinijo 
1. Rivers of Nihil - When Owls Know My Name; 2. - Knock knock; - Who is there? - Alla; - Alla who? - Allahu akbar
2019-07-12 22:08
#91
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Germany istheGOAT 
1. I dont have one 2. I dont have one
2019-07-12 22:11
#92
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Netherlands ZoMilan 
1. EZ4ENCE 2. EZ4ENCE
2019-07-12 22:11
#93
kNgV- | 
Israel Daviking 
1: show must go on-Queen 2: Muslin
2019-07-12 22:12
#94
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Germany BIG_is_alpha 
XXXTENTACION - Jocelyn Flores If you always have a joke in your mind, it's not funny
2019-07-12 22:15
#96
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Poland Marych 
1. gedz chcx chx 2. polish scene
2019-07-12 23:09
1. Claude Debussy - String Quartet g-moll, Op.10 [1893] 2. Are monsters good at math? Not unless you Count Dracula.
2019-07-12 23:35
Alpha Omega by Machine Gun Kelly Kaunas is better city than Vilnius
2019-07-12 23:36
#100
gla1ve | 
Lithuania erkx 
15
2019-07-13 17:56
Sade - Smooth Operator What do Facebook and fridge have in common? You go there every 10 minutes, even if you know there's nothing there.
2019-07-13 18:00
1. kartky - koszmar minionego lata 2. VP
2019-07-13 18:03
#112
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Poland Marych 
VP XDDDDDDDDDDDDD i love u
2019-07-13 23:17
Juna kulkee Good game league 2019
2019-07-13 18:08
Tomber la chemise How to pick up a jewish girl? With a dust pan
2019-07-13 18:11
many good songs, currently listening to "ICE - Gucci Mane, Lil Baby, Gunna" faze
2019-07-13 18:16
Keeps changing but right now it's Eventide- rain check of we are talking about hltv, oh I was don't know this details
2019-07-13 19:46
1.Yosemite 2.Jonathan E
2019-07-13 19:51
20
2019-07-15 16:35
21
2019-07-17 04:49
Ritual by Tiesto Im like a Rubiks cube, the more you play with me, the harder i get
2019-07-13 23:20
1. I dont have a favourite song 2. My life 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌
2019-07-14 11:54
Ez4ence song Vitality
2019-07-14 11:54
1. Vivaldi - Spring 2. I dont like jokes
2019-07-14 11:55
296
2019-07-15 16:36
close
2019-07-15 17:11
Winter is objectively better, but nt
2019-07-16 01:32
1 dont have one 2 bra71lian cs
2019-07-15 16:31
I want it that way - Backstreet Boys FaZe Clan
2019-07-15 16:33
#123
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United States gingaaCS 
EZ 4 ENCE NA roster changes
2019-07-15 16:35
idk /closed
2019-07-15 16:37
#127
s1mple | 
Europe Sam2k 
1. Favorite Song: youtube.com/watch?v=j9wKAxk0REY 2. Jokes you find funny: Retards comparing ZyWho with goat s1mple.
2019-07-15 16:41
#128
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African Union mikecool 
1. Kpop 2. Your mom
2019-07-15 16:43
1
2019-07-15 16:44
#141
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African Union mikecool 
Close. -1 :D
2019-07-16 01:30
Opeth - Burden President
2019-07-15 16:44
#131
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United States B0b3rT 
1. Remember the name 2. Misfits content on yt
2019-07-15 16:49
Joji - Yeah right Do you know what's the difference between a scout and a Jew? The scout comes back from the camp
2019-07-15 16:49
KINO - Pechal' Putin is a great leader
2019-07-15 16:49
Stayn alive Asian CS
2019-07-15 16:52
#135
zehN | 
African Union F1XPEN 
1. youtube.com/watch?v=OGeKV4OHKjo 2. vitality would be a great even if they didnt have zywoo
2019-07-15 16:55
#136
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Denmark fuze^ 
1. Fallen kingdom Minecraft parody 2. Mibr
2019-07-15 16:58
#137
Boo | 
France mbl4 
1. Dream is collapsing 2. MiBR
2019-07-15 16:59
#138
Aleksib | 
Finland clamu 
1. Logic 5am 2. trump
2019-07-15 17:01
ez4ence Chicken crossed the road
2019-07-15 17:02
1. Moscow Nights - Vladimir Troshin 2. youtube.com/watch?v=tERyVpULa1k
2019-07-16 01:33
#144
Xyp9x | 
Europe NiQa 
Pulse version of Comfortably Numb Two chemists walk into a bar. The first one says, “I’ll have some H2O.” The second says, “I’ll have some water too. But why’d you order it like that? We aren’t at work.” The first chemist excuses himself and weeps in the bathroom. His assassination plot had failed.
2019-07-16 01:37
#145
mantuu | 
Poland Cz1ki 
1. Arctic Monkeys - I Wanna Be Yours or The Neighbourhood - Sweater Weather 2. Why aren’t football stadiums built in outer space? Because there is no atmosphere
2019-07-16 01:48
Ride the Lightning - Metallica Dude a joke isn’t funny when you’ve been told to tell it.
2019-07-16 02:26
1. idk, I like "Avicii - I could be the one" 2. Kjaerbye leaving Astralis for North without telling them to get a more succesful future.
2019-07-16 02:30
1. some jazz thing 2. i don't like jokes
2019-07-16 02:32
don’t stop believing I went to the doctor, he told me to pick a star sign, any star sign, I said Capricorn, he said nah mate you’ve got cancer
2019-07-16 02:37
1. hide and seek the original song before jason used it for watcha say which by the way sucks 2. the office
2019-07-17 04:53
Brandy by Looking Glass Brazilian CS in 2019
2019-07-17 05:02
Roblox is bad by MinecraftKing27 Roblox
2019-07-17 05:08
13
2019-07-17 06:20
No
2019-07-17 09:19
There is a Light That Never Goes Out - The Smiths Why can't Sarah see down the stethoscope? Because she's blind
2019-07-17 05:11
System of a down - Chop Suey Thread about WWII
2019-07-17 05:43
1- Dmitri Shostakovich: Jazz Suite, Waltz No. 2 2- Turkey being a "secular" nation.
2019-07-17 05:47
#161
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Europe TheKasztan 
1. Billie Eilish all songs 2. my life
2019-07-17 05:54
14
2019-07-17 06:20
#183
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Europe TheKasztan 
lmao lied in questions but ur right
2019-07-17 15:08
#163
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Hungary subzera 
d4nny - goodbye bruh moment
2019-07-17 06:05
1. En livstid i krig or The Nights - Avicii 2. HLTV Forums
2019-07-17 06:19
1. eminem 2. kosovo je srbija
2019-07-17 06:24
1. Elvis Presley - don't be cruel 2. what do you call a tumbler full of whiskey? a drunken gymnast!
2019-07-17 09:29
1. youtube.com/watch?v=Lez48XNEViM 2. can't even think of a joke rn rofl
2019-07-17 09:30
1) Starset - My Demons 2) dont really have one that I find funny.
2019-07-17 09:32
1) Mozart - 19th Syphonie 2) ur mom is so fat - when she walk in fornt of Tv, u will miss the hole "Lord of the rings" trilogy
2019-07-17 09:36
1Fast Car - Tracy Chapman 2What's Forrest Gump password? -1forrest1
2019-07-17 09:38
1. youtube.com/watch?v=uSxlZQUqVPY 2. What type of beer do jews drink? Lager Beer.
2019-07-17 09:40
#178
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Poland BjakBambik 
1. Oczosinko - pasha Sexi song 2. I am not funny man, but i like ones like ”how many bananas belongs to brazilian monkey? 17" HAHAHAHA always funny
2019-07-17 09:43
Nena - 99 Luftballons or Denzel Curry - WISH Device top2 2018 and Epileptic Andrei took a bubble bath although he did not plan to
2019-07-17 09:44
I like new Ed Sheerans song South of The border recently And i dont like jokes at all , most of them are cringy af
2019-07-17 09:42
FORSAAAAAN How is Somebody homeless, JUST GET A HOUSE.
2019-07-17 09:48
1. Nervous - Shawn Mendes 2. Area 51 jokes
2019-07-17 09:51
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