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woman standards
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Other mikeyzyzz 
money, have neutral or positive canthal tilt, have good FWHR, have high, prominent cheek bones, have a good, low hairline, good frame with 8-12% bodyfat, good nose to lips ratio, compact midface no big philtrum thick lips atrophied buccinators, hypertrophied masseters, good philtrum to chin ratio, preferably blue eyes, preferably brown hair, big chin (square), no dark circles, no acne, clear skin big status (many friends, famous, good reputation) 5'9+ in height 17cm penis at LEAST no moles, scars etc good fashion sense money intelligence deep voice big wrists you need at least 80% of these (20/26) to be successful in dating life. how many do you have from this list?
2019-07-13 00:15
incel spotted
2019-07-13 00:16
#4
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United States gtmaniacmda 
IE user
2019-07-13 00:18
You evenknow what incel means omegalul
2019-07-13 08:45
nice englando 3rd worlder
2019-07-13 12:26
Says yugoslavians lol. Third world of euroupe
2019-07-14 03:29
EU education doesn't know that Yugoslavia isn't a country LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
2019-07-14 09:23
He probably thinks that its someone criticizing woman nature
2019-07-13 14:39
#128
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Russia og_loc 
17 cm penis at least
2019-07-14 13:45
#93
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Japan @0x0 
dilate
2019-07-13 14:40
+1
2019-07-13 15:10
ok
2019-07-13 00:17
#3
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Reunion 517219141524 
trying so hard lmao 4/8
2019-07-13 00:18
tldr?
2019-07-13 00:18
#30
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United States Acehavok 
Basically “I’m a little retarded and didn’t know what to post about.”
2019-07-13 01:18
#54
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Faroe Islands Josuke 
wow can u spare some coochie pls
2019-07-13 09:22
#95
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Russia cuba_libre10 
who hurt you?
2019-07-13 14:43
i've got only the eyes and the penis, is that enough?
2019-07-13 00:18
#8
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Europe wtfmen)) 
no u dont have the most important ..money
2019-07-13 00:22
then my wife is really dumb to be with me after 13 yrs? feelscleverman
2019-07-13 00:23
#11
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Europe wtfmen)) 
Trap
2019-07-13 00:24
wtfmen))
2019-07-13 14:44
#113
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Europe wtfmen)) 
my name: Lukas Bohm Rosenbauer
2019-07-13 16:40
All you need for dating is. Don't be a retard. Have a big dick and all girls wants to fuck you. To get a relationship with a 8/10-10/10 that list makes Sense
2019-07-13 09:29
#60
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Europe wtfmen)) 
ok kid
2019-07-13 09:30
It's true, my friend has a 28/26 dick. He more or less has been tested by every girl in my town
2019-07-13 09:31
#120
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Other nt_newfag 
big dick doesnt even help if you are looking for one night stands
2019-07-13 17:53
? When drunk? Then nothing matters
2019-07-14 13:44
Pretty much all of them are wrong or too vague to even be considered as a point
2019-07-13 00:18
nah
2019-07-13 00:23
#12
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Netherlands staticNL 
maybe for superficial girls, who are mostly bitchy
2019-07-13 00:25
What a surprise, the conservative shitting on immigrants is an incel
2019-07-13 00:25
#14
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Other mikeyzyzz 
i have a gf since 3 years and got approached by girls numerous times this year asking for my number etc. keep calling me incel its just music in my ears
2019-07-13 00:26
I bet bro, every chad i've met in real life complains about girls standards being too high.
2019-07-13 00:28
#20
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Other mikeyzyzz 
i'm not complaining LOL nice reading comprehension
2019-07-13 00:30
i have a gf since 3 years and got approached by girls numerous times this year asking for my number etc. hahahahahahhahahahahahhahahhahahahhahahahahahahhhahahahahhahahahhahahahahahhahahhahahahhahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahhahahhahahahhahahahahahahhhahahahahhahahahhahahahahahhahahhahahahhahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahhahahhahahahhahahahahahahhhahahahahhahahahhahahahahahhahahhahahahhahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahhahahhahahahhahahahahahahhhahahahahhahahahhahahahahahhahahhahahahhahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahhahahhahahahhahahahahahahhhahahahahhahahahhahahahahahhahahhahahahhahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahhahahhahahahhahahahahahahhhahahahahhahahahhahahahahahhahahhahahahhahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahhahahhahahahhahahahahahahhhahahahahhahahahhahahahahahhahahhahahahhahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahhahahhahahahhahahahahahahhhahahahahhahahahhahahahahahhahahhahahahhahhahahahahahahah
2019-07-13 00:29
stopped reading after "I have a gf"
2019-07-13 15:11
#112
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Asia Asfmankey 
Nt you are an incel
2019-07-13 15:12
#55
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Faroe Islands Josuke 
hand me sum coochie pls
2019-07-13 09:23
#15
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Other mikeyzyzz 
forgot the most important lol: you need deep set eyes without eyelid exposure.
2019-07-13 00:27
#96
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Russia cuba_libre10 
big true
2019-07-13 14:44
#16
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Morocco Most! 
Stfu u incel, you're ugly and you're personality is shit, get over it. Work on improving yourself you dog.
2019-07-13 00:28
#21
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Other mikeyzyzz 
i have a gf since 3 years and got approached by girls numerous times this year asking for my number etc. keep calling me incel its just music in my ears
2019-07-13 00:30
#24
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Morocco Most! 
Lmfao you sound so insecure, I'm actually sad for you
2019-07-13 00:32
#25
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Other mikeyzyzz 
>t. virgin ahmed
2019-07-13 00:33
idk man ,this post that you make is kinda a virgin material so i really doubt that
2019-07-13 15:08
muh personality
2019-07-13 14:55
#18
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Croatia mds818 
poor little wanker... you also need a pair of new glasses since you're obviously blind
2019-07-13 00:29
#22
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United States RULE34TRACER 
5’9 + needs an asterisk. Even if you have all the other things on the list, you won’t get laid if you’re 5’2.
2019-07-13 00:31
These days it's 6ft minimum
2019-07-13 14:55
I have 7/25 I don't know why you listed money twice so I only counted once.
2019-07-13 00:31
#26
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Other mikeyzyzz 
which ones bro? i can help you out with the other ones maybe
2019-07-13 00:33
money, (I have a good amount considering I'm a minor) I have a good low hairline I have blue eyes I have brown hair I am 5 foot 10 I have no moles or scars I have decent intelligence, I think I'm pretty stupid but people tell me otherwise
2019-07-13 06:22
If other ppl think you are intelligent It doesn't mean that It has to be truth, same goes for the opposite but If somebody rly looks dumb he probably is.What you think about your own intelligence can also be pretty irrelevant.
2019-07-13 09:24
Well, I'll be dead soon so honestly doesn't matter :/
2019-07-14 23:39
#58
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Bulgaria Amerikana 
remove fan of karrigan and you are intelligent
2019-07-13 09:28
He's one of the most genuine people in the scene, try meeting him and you'll know.
2019-07-14 23:27
#27
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Germany zeolikk 
I only have like 17 of these I think 0/8 btw why money twice? because it's more important than the other things or simply a mistake?
2019-07-13 00:37
#38
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Other mikeyzyzz 
mistake
2019-07-13 08:35
#65
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Bulgaria Amerikana 
don't be a mistake
2019-07-13 09:38
how do I calculate my body fat? I've got most of them
2019-07-13 01:15
#64
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Bulgaria Amerikana 
dont calculate, its 100%
2019-07-13 09:37
I dont think so. I am pretty slim.
2019-07-13 14:22
If you're not from NA you're good to go
2019-07-13 14:46
Have everything except intelegent
2019-07-13 01:17
#31
Germany nX78 
only thing you need is confidence
2019-07-13 01:22
#32
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Europe Kilian_9047 
-No moles I have like 20 in my face alone LuL
2019-07-13 01:22
#68
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Switzerland AstalBatista 
ur fine, that guy is an incel
2019-07-13 09:58
Criticizing women > incel Negative iq
2019-07-13 14:57
+1 what you said is true but i am sure one of these threads pops up every month or so lol
2019-07-13 01:26
You should show your han...girlfriend how much of an absolute pos you are on hltv. I'm sure she will loves it. An absolute retard in full display: gyazo.com/58a5f08fba7c0f4d6520d81c33cb2c..
2019-07-13 01:29
#36
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Canada ProvexPyker 
LMAO
2019-07-13 06:30
#37
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Other mikeyzyzz 
reported. no need to be insultive when you disagree with me
2019-07-13 08:34
#39
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Portugal MissHuff 
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
2019-07-13 08:38
I'd almost think that he himself struggles with it which makes him create these kinds of threads.
2019-07-13 09:41
hahahah
2019-07-13 14:27
Different women have different "standards". And these "standards" are so different so I wouldn't even call it "standards".
2019-07-13 08:39
#42
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Other mikeyzyzz 
this is what the society considers as beautiful. the majority people find these measurements attractive thats why rich models share all of these.
2019-07-13 08:42
Our society is so fucked up so I couldn't care less about its measurements.
2019-07-13 08:44
#45
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Other mikeyzyzz 
you need to adapt to society or u life alone all your life
2019-07-13 08:45
wtfmen so become rich and powerful and change society
2019-07-13 08:51
Of course you have to adapt to society in some things, but it doesn't mean that you have to follow its measurements.
2019-07-13 08:52
ı think you are talking about dosia
2019-07-13 08:41
#43
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United States Libtard 
Found the incel boys
2019-07-13 08:42
Name checks out lol he never even said he was mad.
2019-07-13 08:46
#50
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Other mikeyzyzz 
+1 lefties are so low iq
2019-07-13 08:55
name checks out
2019-07-13 14:57
#51
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Turkey AlwaysL1fe 
nowadays its so easy to get a girl you dont need anything, only good body + alpha attitude (im have blue eyes, dark hair + dark skin but im a fcking midget 162cm). But if you want to marry one you need money, money, money.
2019-07-13 09:10
I'm sorry, but no.
2019-07-13 09:12
#63
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Bulgaria Amerikana 
nice
2019-07-13 09:34
#53
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Europe Jimbo__Kern 
Money just enough.
2019-07-13 09:14
#56
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Faroe Islands Josuke 
calling men shit = feminist icon, fighting misogny criticizing negative aspects of females = incel!!!
2019-07-13 09:25
#62
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India otgps 
Sorry buddy but 5'9" does nothing. I'm 177cm but girls always even playfully call me short in the most platonic situations. You need to be 6' or its all over with these hoes
2019-07-13 09:32
6 foot is a requirement when you're ugly ~178cm is average even in western countries, you think girls would pick a 6' lanky ugly phag over a handsome 5'10?
2019-07-13 10:01
#71
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Other mikeyzyzz 
+1
2019-07-13 10:24
#76
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India otgps 
ah okay. now i get it
2019-07-13 11:58
5'9 is pretty short all the women i know prefer at least 5'11-6' muscular
2019-07-13 12:11
#83
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Other mikeyzyzz 
its all about the face if you are above 5'8. any girl would prefer a GL guy with 5'8 height than a ugly lanklet with 6'3
2019-07-13 12:25
not in america lol
2019-07-13 14:44
#114
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Other mikeyzyzz 
yes it is.
2019-07-13 17:35
no it isn't. a good looking 5'8 guy has lower chances of getting laid than a 6'3 guy who looks normal/below average. trust me on this one, chicks in the states or north america in general are crazy about height.
2019-07-13 17:38
#117
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Other mikeyzyzz 
not true. ive seen plenty of videos that proof it otherwise. be attractive >>>>>> be tall in every country
2019-07-13 17:46
completely false, you should know that videos on youtube do not reflect the actual reality.
2019-07-13 17:48
it is short-ish, but tall enough for most women and tall enough to not look like a midget next to people of average height also, most women will say something like 'he gotta be at least 6 foot', but in reality they have no clue how tall that even is
2019-07-13 14:24
virgin
2019-07-13 09:55
Why flag not american?(I only say this cause so many get brainwashed from watching hollywood trash and way to much porn.) You sit in your basement all your life, sniffing glue and come up with all this by yourself? Worst read ever, sounds like a dude with confidence issues, and think this is what all females are after, you are lost by boy.
2019-07-13 10:12
#72
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Other mikeyzyzz 
this is the reality idiot. in hollywood they make it look like looks and money isnt everything
2019-07-13 10:25
ehm most hollywood romcoms are about rich attractive dudes trying to get laid. watch any hugh grant movie. lol. this conspiracy to hide how superficial women are only exists in your imagination. and men are just as superficial because lets be honest if you are rich and attractive youre probably not going to marry an uggo for her personality
2019-07-13 12:01
only milfs
2019-07-13 10:27
when I google canthal tilt I only find incel forums lmao
2019-07-13 10:27
#81
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Other mikeyzyzz 
its literally language used by plastic surgeons
2019-07-13 12:22
daily virgin thread
2019-07-13 10:28
you might as well have made the thread title: IM LONELY AND DESPERATE WAAAH
2019-07-13 12:00
#82
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Other mikeyzyzz 
all of you losers have such a bad reading comprehension. i dont have problems with girls and will most likely never have any. in fact i actually got a gf since 3 years and get plenty of recognition by others too.
2019-07-13 12:24
incel.
2019-07-13 14:31
Has girlfriend > incel Explain your logic
2019-07-13 15:00
yup thats why youre on hltv posting this thread, because youre happy with your life
2019-07-13 19:49
Only money matters, and for some of them nothing matters. Don't give them too much attention, and they'll all be at your feet
2019-07-13 12:04
rip for me
2019-07-13 14:25
+1
2019-07-22 18:23
incel.
2019-07-13 14:27
hahaha u again, u must be the most insecure person on this website judging by ur threads.
2019-07-13 14:32
no moles, scars etc And what about Geralt ? :(
2019-07-13 14:41
Geralt is an exception since he's gigachad. Tall, muscular, handsome face and a literal monster slayer.
2019-07-13 15:01
#99
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Russia cuba_libre10 
basically describing manuel ferrara, jon zherka, hasanpiker
2019-07-13 14:45
#101
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Estonia mr_abdul 
yes, I'm sure these are the reasons females don't want you
2019-07-13 14:48
this thread would be funny only if you would've listed men standards also.
2019-07-13 15:02
u browsing r/mgtow i guess? HAHAHA
2019-07-13 17:36
#118
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Other mikeyzyzz 
no reddit lmao
2019-07-13 17:47
#122
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Europe amaxed83 
all you need is big dick, big height, and big money like me and you can get any girl
2019-07-13 19:52
stopped reading at mikeyzyzz
2019-07-13 19:55
#127
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Other mikeyzyzz 
ok
2019-07-14 13:44
you sound like a virgin....this bs list is more a "girl standards" list... real women are different ..
2019-07-14 13:49
#130
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Other mikeyzyzz 
nop you are the virgin my friend. i have success with girls and i know how it goes
2019-07-14 14:07
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