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the worst physical pain u had
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Poland an6tyop 
what was the worst physical pain u have felt
2019-07-15 16:45
#1
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Poland an6tyop 
i had tooth nerve pain last year
2019-07-15 16:47
#174
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Brazil sinisterkid2 
eye bleeding when watching mibr x astralis on major
2019-07-17 02:39
#184
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Nigeria Fraggot 
Just one eye?
2019-07-17 16:43
#181
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Singapore Kerk 
I sat on the 2 boys down below
2019-07-17 16:41
Getting shot in the head.
2019-07-17 16:42
#245
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Bulgaria R34 
I hate when this happens
2019-07-18 10:30
#2
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United States PsychoLogical 
-accidentally snapped part of my ankle while leaning on it playing kickball in second grade. -accidentally nearly cut off part of my finger with scissors in like 1st grade, took weeks for it to heal and with no signs of it.
2019-07-15 16:48
#10
Boo | 
France mbl4 
I opened my leg two weeks ago (lost a lot of blood and stuff, you could see the bone actually), but I didn't felt anything for at least two days. Maybe it was the adrenaline ? Maybe there was no nerves here ?
2019-07-15 16:49
#21
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Poland an6tyop 
im not a doctor or shit, but i think that was caused by emotions at that moment or sth
2019-07-15 16:53
#22
Boo | 
France mbl4 
I don't know, I was totally fine and studying in the hospital lmao (I had my exams the next day). I felt the pain when the doctor made the stitches tho
2019-07-15 16:54
#23
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Poland an6tyop 
im scared of breaking a bone but at the same time im courious how does itfeel like
2019-07-15 16:56
#25
Boo | 
France mbl4 
Well, the pain doesn't differ that much from a pinch. It's just extremely boring to repair, you can't really use the part of your body you broke, it hurts if you touch it, you're slow at every movement you do, etc.
2019-07-15 16:57
#35
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United States PsychoLogical 
if you cracked it even a little, it hurts like shit.
2019-07-15 17:04
#3
Boo | 
France mbl4 
Can't remember a pain really bad. Maybe when a wasp stinged me in the eye
2019-07-15 16:48
Wtf that sounds so painful
2019-07-16 20:00
That would do it
2019-07-17 02:18
Reading hltv threads by polish users
2019-07-15 16:48
i thought u are nice men(((((((((((((((((((
2019-07-15 16:49
he never was a nice guy
2019-07-16 20:04
he was never nice, hes a fucking sad little german or swiss guy that sits around acting like he got brain damage from a car crash.
2019-07-17 02:31
brushing my teeth mens))) 😎😎😎
2019-07-15 16:49
UK spotted
2019-07-15 16:49
Flag doesn't check out
2019-07-15 19:48
#8
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United States KKonian 
nothing worth noting. I am terrified of breaking a bone and what that would feel like
2019-07-15 16:49
#14
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Poland an6tyop 
same men, but i heard that its not as painful as it seems
2019-07-15 16:50
its really not that bad
2019-07-15 18:14
depends, I broke my clavicle about 4 years ago, to this day it was the worst pay I felt, sleeping was so hard I legit couldnt move my upper body around since it would trigger a massive pain, but I didnt even feel the pain until my adrenaline went down.. so u dont feel the consequences the very moment :D
2019-07-15 20:00
#17
Boo | 
France mbl4 
It actually doesn't hurt that much, at least the few bones I broke, I almost didn't feel any hard pain in the moment, but it took a few hours to actually feel something. I guess when you grow up you feel the pain less and less
2019-07-15 16:51
its not that scary and painful as long as the bone fracture is not really fucked up
2019-07-15 18:11
it does hurt, but i've had at least 3 worse experiences
2019-07-17 17:18
I was rly afraid of breaking a bone as well, but I broke my ankle a couple months ago, and honestly it's not as bad as people make it seem. Chances are you'll go into a small amount of shock, which will numb the pain, and if you live in a place with decent medical care, they'll hop you up on painkillers too
2019-07-24 19:00
when ur dad give me bj men))
2019-07-15 16:49
#11
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Sweden DanzigOrWar 
Never felt any really bad pain but my worst one is breaking my collarbone.
2019-07-15 16:50
broke my collarbone 3 times that shit sucks
2019-07-15 19:15
How do you even do that
2019-07-17 21:25
#213
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Sweden DanzigOrWar 
i was trying to unlock a metal door and my friend came at me running and slammed into me and yes thats how
2019-07-17 21:26
wtfmens
2019-07-17 21:32
#12
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Brazil julesCx 
a friend of mine had his feet runned over by a car tire and he said it hurt like hell
2019-07-15 16:50
#20
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Poland an6tyop 
omg thats bad
2019-07-15 16:52
#13
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Finland TurtleB 
minecraft dog died man :(
2019-07-15 16:50
#18
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Poland an6tyop 
rip men
2019-07-15 16:51
#38
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Germany RobiDable 
f
2019-07-15 17:05
F
2019-07-15 22:25
#173
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United States G0LDEAR 
F
2019-07-17 02:39
#270
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United Kingdom xparagon 
F
2019-07-24 19:06
#15
Xyp9x | 
Czech Republic Puget1 
hit my balls on a bike when i was a kid
2019-07-15 16:50
#19
Boo | 
France mbl4 
lmao, I feel sorry but I imagine the scene and it makes me laugh
2019-07-15 16:52
#28
Xyp9x | 
Czech Republic Puget1 
yeah, the bike was too big for me and i didnt notice that the chain fell off, so i jumped on it to start quicker and yeah, i jumped on the metal frame and not on the seat lol i still havent learned my lesson tho, i still do that xD but i mostly ride these bikes with the frame for women, because those are shared bikes, so i don't have to worry about my nuts xD
2019-07-15 16:59
#29
Boo | 
France mbl4 
haha I hope you will still have children bro
2019-07-15 16:59
#31
Xyp9x | 
Czech Republic Puget1 
thanks xD if i wont have kids in like 8 years or so then ill get worried xDD
2019-07-15 17:01
#32
Boo | 
France mbl4 
hehe you must find a gf first ^^
2019-07-15 17:02
#34
Xyp9x | 
Czech Republic Puget1 
gay friend?
2019-07-15 17:04
#36
Boo | 
France mbl4 
Ok I won't judge fag
2019-07-15 17:04
#40
Xyp9x | 
Czech Republic Puget1 
woooow reported
2019-07-15 17:05
#45
Boo | 
France mbl4 
Calm down bro I was kidding I can suck yo balls if ya want
2019-07-15 17:05
#46
Xyp9x | 
Czech Republic Puget1 
come over ;) i live alone 😋💦💦
2019-07-15 17:06
#120
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Switzerland MIBR_IS_BAD 
Nt dog eater
2019-07-15 19:57
#219
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Czech Republic @me 
he's not dog eater wtf I am though
2019-07-17 21:36
#262
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Switzerland MIBR_IS_BAD 
cmon prokda it's your alt
2019-07-24 12:30
#263
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Czech Republic @me 
im not prokda's alt wtf
2019-07-24 18:51
#265
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Switzerland MIBR_IS_BAD 
stfu
2019-07-24 18:57
#266
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Czech Republic @me 
no u
2019-07-24 18:57
#43
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Germany RobiDable 
Let's be honest, that happend to every young boy driving around with this bike lmao
2019-07-15 17:05
#47
Xyp9x | 
Czech Republic Puget1 
does it? lol idk
2019-07-15 17:07
#50
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Germany RobiDable 
Yeah i think so :D Happend to many of my friends and including myself.
2019-07-15 17:08
#57
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Poland an6tyop 
happened to me as well
2019-07-15 17:11
#92
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Hungary janikiraly 
yes, going max speed with my bike while standing, the pedal broke and my little pee pee hit the frame massively. i was in agony for like half an hour rip
2019-07-15 18:18
#16
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Australia Irtiza 
Got my left arm fractured,took 4 months to be good
2019-07-15 16:51
#56
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Germany RobiDable 
4 months damn? I once got my right arm like half-broken and it got plaster, i could use my arm after like 1-1 1/2 month again rip.
2019-07-15 17:11
#67
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Australia Irtiza 
Yeah i was 11 at that time so my bones were quick to recover, doc said if only i had this situation at 16 or after it would have taken a year or so to recover
2019-07-15 17:49
#69
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Australia Irtiza 
I was in a long jump athletic session when it happened the floor was rockyaf so i bent my hand and it looked like zigzag afterwards
2019-07-15 17:51
#81
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Germany RobiDable 
damn, mine happend like when i was 8 years old. I fell with right arm forward on a rocky ground and the rest of my body also smashed against the arm, rip xD
2019-07-15 18:08
Broke my arm, leg and some ribs. Don't remember the pain tho
2019-07-15 16:56
#41
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United States PsychoLogical 
tf how?
2019-07-15 17:05
Leg = a car hit me Arm = It was bent backwards (almost 90 degrees) Ribs = was leaning on a door when my friend decided to ram the door like in a fbi raid I had some other injuries too but most of them are minor, like cracking some bones in my fingers etc. And that's why u always use your skill points to improve ur hp instead of other stats.
2019-07-15 17:14
My friend has a coworker that broke his ribs because he sneezed too hard a couple months ago.
2019-07-15 18:06
lol wtf
2019-07-15 23:46
vegan confirmed
2019-07-18 02:39
#26
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Canada g0necs 
dislocating my knee
2019-07-15 16:57
Had meningitis , doctors performed lumbar puncture ...
2019-07-15 16:58
We have a winner. Damn son
2019-07-17 02:22
I had a mild heat stroke tuesday last week. It was like someone was trying to pry my eyes out of their sockets with a screw driver, and I couldn't stop throwing up.
2019-07-15 17:00
#186
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Nigeria Fraggot 
That sounds terrible but I gotta say.. flag checks out
2019-07-17 16:52
any sort of impact to the balls
2019-07-15 17:03
#37
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Germany RobiDable 
stomach pain, i once eat something wich my body couldn't handle (dunno why, was just a normal meal) and then after one hour the horror started. At first it was okay and slow but and improved more and more so that i had to call an ambulance after 3 hours. I couldn't do anything, i had to lay on my bed in a very weird postion and also tense my belly the whole time, still every breathe i took did enormous pain. At the hospital they didn't find anything unusual but i stayed the night over and even had the pain the day after till the evening. They had to give me some painkillers and a infusion with water to clear me out. You might think now: "stomach pain? everybody got it and it's not that bad" but damn, this shit was outta world and hurt so much over time and for almost 2 days. Also like i said i couldn't move anymore, everything did hurt even taking breathe. I hope nobody gonna experience that like i did.
2019-07-15 17:06
#54
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Netherlands byznavy 
inflammation it was l. Had it in my esophagus. Feels weird and painfull.
2019-07-15 17:11
#85
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Germany RobiDable 
Very weird and very painfull :D I also forgot to mention that it tried to puke everything out of my stomach for like good 3 hours rip. Lost my throat-virginity trying to make myself puke with my fingers.
2019-07-15 18:11
yoda is that you?
2019-07-15 18:16
Spade falling down nearly cutting off one of my toes
2019-07-15 17:05
Cluster headache
2019-07-15 17:05
I've heard that some people that are prone to cluster headache hit their head against the wall because it's less pain and a bit distractive.
2019-07-15 18:04
Can confirm. I have done that sometimes. Pain in other parts of the body help too. Punching a wall hard, pinching yourself hard, etc.
2019-07-15 18:07
#44
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Sweden Bakkmann 
A sumburn, actually. Dont mess with the sun, i learned the hard way. A few days ago i hit my finger with an axe and for some reason i barley felt anything. Thank you adrenaline
2019-07-15 17:05
Oh yea dude. When I was about 8 years old we flew to Mallorca in the summer. My skin is very prone to sunburn. After a few days it has gotten so bad for me and the person that was with me there that we just laid in bed whenever we could. If you moved just a little bit instant pain. I fucking hate sunburns dude. Sunburns are the real funkillers. Thinking about enjoying a day in summer in a swimming pool, by a beach or in a fun park? Fuck that, sunburn. oof
2019-07-15 18:03
#88
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Germany RobiDable 
Suncream is really underrated, sadly.
2019-07-15 18:13
Suncream is disgusting.
2019-07-15 18:37
#125
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Germany RobiDable 
why ?
2019-07-15 21:39
I don't like any kind of creams on my body. It feels shit.
2019-07-16 10:25
#139
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Germany RobiDable 
Wanna try my cream? Feels amazing, atleast the ladies are mad about it. xaxaxaxaaxxa
2019-07-16 18:00
lmao why would you call your hands your ladies weird sauerkraut
2019-07-16 20:26
Enjoy your sunburns then. I learned about that shit the hard way when I travelled to north-west of France. I was thinking like "what would happen to me up north when it's not even hot". Turns out I live 6 degrees north of that part of France, not quite the same latitude. :D So yeah, before that trip I couldn't even imagine why people would ever want to use sunscreen. Now I do my research about places I go to and buy sunscreen if I deem it a necessity.
2019-07-15 22:28
The trick is to just not go outside when the sun is hitting hard. :^) I only had a really mild sunburn this summer so far. And I only went outside for longer than I had to once (the time I got the mild sunburn lul).
2019-07-16 10:28
Chilling at a bnb until late afternoon or even evening is the way to spend your holiday abroad.
2019-07-16 15:24
#102
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Sweden Bakkmann 
Im not prone to sun but i fell asleep while sunbathing and got really fucked, at first i thought i got off okay but a few days later the pain and itchiness was insane
2019-07-15 18:56
For me the pain was noooooooothing compared to the itching, I thought people were crazy when I had read before all kinds of stories what people did because of the itching. The itching can sometimes make people go insane. Luckily for me it only lasted for a couple of hrs when it got really bad but it was pretty intense and had to lie down on a cold wet towel was like the only very slight remedy that worked somewhat, although very small one. Now I don't laugh anymore at those people's stories (aka. the "Hell's itch")...
2019-07-15 19:12
#108
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Sweden Bakkmann 
Yeah, it fucked me Up too. I litterally had to put creams on it every 5 minutes
2019-07-15 19:24
Biceps tear while deadlifting 180kg was painful as fuck. Never used mixed grip since then. Also dislocated my knee while squatting once, it didnt hurt as much as you think, but the pain the following weeks and not being able to exercise was the real pain.
2019-07-15 17:09
Never do deadlifts unless you're going pro. Not with the risk vs reward.
2019-07-17 17:06
nt joe rogan
2019-07-17 17:19
Its true though. Ask any former weightlifter past 50 how much pain medication and treatment he gets. Most of them are wrecks
2019-07-17 20:32
define weightlifter
2019-07-17 21:23
Person who competes in the sport? Hello?
2019-07-18 07:47
keyword being competes. a 21 year old guy who incorporates 80kg deadlifts into his amateur bodybuilding routine won't wear out his body in the same way as someone who has competed in the sport of strongman for 15 years
2019-07-18 10:29
absolute bs. Deadlifts provide a great benefit to anyone doing them, they help build a base total body strength. Deadlift is THE best exercise for building strength. I agree that if you compete Deadlifts will over time wear out your body and will leave you with consequences, but a simple dude doing 3 sets of 6-8 (or something of that sorts) once or twice a week wont hurt himself, unless he has shit form. But if we talk about form we can say that about any exercise, bad form will over time hurt your body.
2019-07-19 00:48
wtf are u taking steroids? how can one tear bicep on such low weight
2019-07-18 02:42
It is almost x3 my bodyweight my friend :)
2019-07-18 22:08
U didnt answer my question steroidboy
2019-07-18 22:23
I was on trt 2 years ago, but it was only for one cycle, 3 months. Never done anything again.
2019-07-19 00:39
and did u perhaps tear your bicep during or shortly after that? One problem is that your muscles get stronger and bigger much faster than your tendons and bones, and shit like that can happen.
2019-07-19 02:02
root canal pain for like 3 days
2019-07-15 17:08
The worst....... I couldnt sleep and painkillers didnt help
2019-07-15 17:52
yeah dude...literal only way i fell asleep was being tired. welp, at least i learned that i have to brush my teeth properly
2019-07-15 18:53
#51
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Netherlands byznavy 
Internal bleedings for 3 hours when I broke my kidney in a ski accident
2019-07-15 17:09
#58
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Poland an6tyop 
oof...
2019-07-15 17:12
#52
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Sweden sounDyGOD 
was cutting trees with an axe and i cut in me feet with an axe.
2019-07-15 17:09
#191
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Nigeria Fraggot 
Happens to all vikings
2019-07-17 17:19
ballz
2019-07-15 17:10
after a really intense squats workout all abdonimal muscles cramped. not only that i panicked but the pressure on my organs was insane.
2019-07-15 17:11
you need to get some electrolyte drink next time u do that
2019-07-18 02:43
i was low on salt the last couple days and it was really hot and sweaty. never had any cramps ever again. learned my lesson.
2019-07-18 08:23
I dislocated both shoulders. Initially it does not hurt, but over time it grows like a snowball
2019-07-15 17:14
#61
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Norway Stealthbomber 
8 hours after eating a carolina reaper is the worst pain i have had, felt like i got stabbed in the stomach and the pain was seriously unbearable. had to lay in the shower for 30min in ice cold water and that barely helped
2019-07-15 17:14
The moment I almost drawn after falling on rocks during kite surf : lungs damaged, spine cracked, right hip broken, legs broken, etc.. Before that, nothing serious ever, the worst was a cramp in my leg in the middle of an olympic pool. Scary at the moment "hey I'm a drawning and can't swim to the edge", a bit painful the next week.
2019-07-15 17:17
#143
Jesus | 
United States BLNDSPT 
Wtf how did you not die from the first one??
2019-07-16 18:44
Friends kite surfing with me drag me to the beach, then hospital etc.
2019-07-16 19:50
#194
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Nigeria Fraggot 
Can you even walk after that?
2019-07-17 17:22
I was 50/50 to never walk again. But after 6 month of hospital + 1 year of reeducation (including 6 month of wheel chair) I'm perfectly fine (except few metal pieces in my back and hip). During this time I rediscovered HLTV after 10 years away from cs:go, I quit my job, got married so today I'm perfectly happy. It was the destiny I guess. The only downside today is some sort of phobia so smash myself again, so no more off trail snowboarding, kitesurfing or surf in dangerous spots. And a residual pain in my right leg here and there (kind of a little sciatica) but nothing too bad.
2019-07-17 19:09
got my right ring finger tip jammed between the door while closing it. Cried like a bitch for a solid 15mins as I was only 10. Took me like 3 months to grow back the nail.
2019-07-15 17:15
#64
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Russia good1s0n 
Shaved off a ~10x2cm piece of skin off my wrist with a jack plane as a kid. I think I passed out a couple times - it stung like fucking hell. Also a looot of intestinal spasms
2019-07-15 17:18
Why did you do that :z Thinking about it is even painful
2019-07-15 17:51
#116
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Russia good1s0n 
Tried to make a wooden sword, held the plank down while pushing the plane, and it bounced on a branch just over my forearm and wrist. Might have overexaggerated the size of the cut tho
2019-07-15 19:53
#65
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Germany 1fRaNkkK 
TMJ
2019-07-15 17:18
When I was double penetrated by two black mens
2019-07-15 17:21
When i had a virus in my blood or ultra bad tooth pain one time in the army
2019-07-15 17:51
stepping on a lego
2019-07-15 17:52
oof
2019-07-17 21:28
I can't remember the worst but when I was in first or second grade I jumped on a large nail in a ruined house next to an acre. Almost impaled my left foot. Once I had to cycle to an appointment and when driving back it was about -5°C and raining and I didn't have gloves. When I came home I couldn't feel anything with my fingers anymore and I had the worst pain under my finger nails in the last 10 years or so. I shit you not I had no idea that the nail bed could hurt that much. I was just sitting on my couch for 15 or 20 minutes hoping it would end.
2019-07-15 17:58
#200
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Nigeria Fraggot 
My grandma too got her foot impaled with a nail on her wedding day but she said it didnt hurt that bad
2019-07-17 17:33
I probably imagine it worse than it was because I was 6 or 7 years old lol
2019-07-17 19:11
#74
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France 0racle 
pain au chocolat
2019-07-15 17:58
theeth are so painful, had like a theeth pain for 2 weeks straight
2019-07-15 18:05
used to play u15 top level of hockey and got a slapshot to my inner feet
2019-07-15 18:08
Watching Faze blow a 15-11 lead against Cloud9 at the 2018 Boston Major... Felt like I was getting punched every round, but in a good way.
2019-07-15 18:08
I don't go outside enough to injure myself, although sometimes I get back pain from slouching over my computer all day
2019-07-15 18:08
My worse was breaking my finger while playing baseball. I was catching, and the guy fouled it off on my finger
2019-07-15 18:10
#87
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Slovakia twat 
when I got my wisdom tooth removed
2019-07-15 18:12
#89
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United States Equinox2018 
only logical response is getting bagged pain lasts a good 10 minutes
2019-07-15 18:14
I got pegged by my ex when i was high
2019-07-15 18:19
flag checks out but name doesnt
2019-07-18 02:45
when i got punched in the balls at school,i was literally feeling the pain going up to my stomach
2019-07-15 18:26
#96
flusha | 
United States k3ar 
Had a tonic-clonic seizure while sleeping which led to me falling out of my bed and hitting my head on the nightstand with the fall. Got diagnosed with Epilepsy and had a concussion. During all of that, It felt like I was choking while having a migraine, but it wouldn't go away. I hope no one has to go through that experience.
2019-07-15 18:45
#175
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Canada aSweetPatato 
+1 migraine the worst common pain i ever face. its not that bad but it happens so often, tho i hear getting shot is common in US so maybe that is a worse common pain for u
2019-07-17 02:50
#201
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Nigeria Fraggot 
Migraine only happens to girls often
2019-07-17 17:39
#259
flusha | 
United States k3ar 
Didn't respond because of a ban, but I'm here now. What was the purpose of this kind of response? I didn't offend you, did I?
2019-07-19 19:47
#260
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Canada aSweetPatato 
Why would I be offended? I hope you had a good July so far American friend :)
2019-07-19 20:40
had a reflux attack or whatever this is called, basically couldnt breathe nor do anything cause the pain inside my whole body, stomach, chest, everywhere was so big. It lasted like 2 hours until i forced a poop and pain went away in literally 5 seconds. Biggest relief in my life XD
2019-07-15 18:51
#142
Jesus | 
United States BLNDSPT 
lol good story
2019-07-16 18:42
you mean i made it up or just a good story lol
2019-07-16 18:45
#159
Jesus | 
United States BLNDSPT 
No I actually laughed
2019-07-17 01:40
#183
Boo | 
France mbl4 
rofl
2019-07-17 16:42
#98
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Canada mattyfinch 
In terms of sustained pain that is hard to manage, tooth pain is probably the worst pain most people will experience in their lives. Its been proven that long exposures to tooth pain can cause shorter life spans. Worst "physical" pain would have been breaking my tailbone, on both sides, leaving it floating freely.
2019-07-15 18:52
#99
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Norway duffz00r 
when I got shot with a 22cal lol
2019-07-15 18:53
Getting shot in the chest twice.
2019-07-15 18:54
Why
2019-07-16 19:02
What the fuck do you mean why
2019-07-16 19:22
Why did you get shot twice? Obviously it wasn't an accident.
2019-07-16 23:05
I was walking across a parking lot and saw a couple arguing. She was really going off, it was sort of funny, so I joined maybe 10 people that were standing around watching. I was standing right behind the dude and as I decided to leave the dude hit her right in the face. This bitch pulls out a little pistol and starts shooting at him and I was behind the dude. 7 Shots were fired, 2 bullets hit my chest. The police showed up about a minute later and an ambulance was called. I was the only one who got hurt, another guy caught a ricochet in the arm but he was OK.
2019-07-17 11:12
Damn dude gnarly story. What'd it feel like? And how the fuck did she miss the guy point blank range and shoot you when you're behind him? Did they go through the guy into you? This was in Germany? Didn't realize people had guns like that there.
2019-07-17 16:34
I feel to the ground but didn't realize why at first and then after few seconds some dude run to me and screamed "holy shit you got shot" and then I looked at my chest and I was never so scared at my life before. Adrenaline rush was crazy and I didn't really felt pain at first but then it got very cold and I was freezing to death. Ambulance came in few minutes and I was taken to the hospital. And then when they were removing 1 bullet ( other bullet went through ) I felt real pain, it was hell but I managed to survive. I was really lucky because bullets didn't damage anything inside. Not gonna say when it happened for obvious reasons. Anyway I'm fully recovered now and this women is sitting in jail for 15 to 20 years I believe. This women panicked and didn't even hit the guy who slapped her. That guy ran to the side when she pulled out a gun and I was behind him and I wasn't paying attention because I took my phone out and was ready to go. That happened in Germany.
2019-07-17 16:52
#202
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Nigeria Fraggot 
Damn dude hoes mad
2019-07-17 17:41
Getting shot in liver during a boxing fight
2019-07-15 19:16
#203
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Nigeria Fraggot 
Only in Brazil - guns during boxing
2019-07-17 17:42
In boxing we called "liver shot" this type of blow because is painful like a shot. Sorry it's just boxing linguage. Any type of weapon is ilegal during a boxing match xD
2019-07-17 19:09
#222
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Nigeria Fraggot 
Oh ok gotcha
2019-07-17 23:00
getting rejected
2019-07-15 19:19
#107
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Belgium Donderinho 
Having a cut in my eyeball An infected cyst (abces) the size of a ping pong ball right between my butt cheeks Dislocating my shoulder in a motorbike accident
2019-07-15 19:22
#109
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Indonesia Chonji 
had my foreskin stuck in my pant's zipper when i was a kid and now i have a broken foreskin so when i pee the stream steers to the left
2019-07-15 19:28
WUT????? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
2019-07-15 19:45
#124
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Indonesia Chonji 
my pp hurts
2019-07-15 20:06
But it didnt hurt right? Because there are no nerves there
2019-07-15 19:51
#123
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Indonesia Chonji 
as a kid it was horrifying and i felt pain but i don't know if it's just in my head
2019-07-15 20:02
#112
TeSeS | 
Finland gassed 
i have never felt any bad pain, except watching ence lose of course
2019-07-15 19:49
I had a surgery which would allow me to breathe alrighty, but that kind of surgery, in that time period implied no anesthesia, I screamed and sent all doctors in sight to hell.
2019-07-15 19:49
#204
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Nigeria Fraggot 
Why couldn't you breathe bro
2019-07-17 17:43
HLTV hated me this much, I couldn't breathe as I always thought I was enourmously loved.
2019-07-18 02:30
idk but had a 30 sec long cramp in my leg some nights ago
2019-07-15 19:50
#117
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Greenland Irie_99 
When a smoke a blunt and a smoke enter on my eyes
2019-07-15 19:54
#118
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Other nt_newfag 
got my fingers stuck in the door hinges
2019-07-15 19:55
#119
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France LanaRhoades 
It was like 6-7 years ago : Doing Bike in front of my house there was like a little slope with a pavement at the end (the slope was like long of 10 meters so little). And my front wheel got out of my bike , while i was jumping out the little pavement and i closed my eyes for 0,5 sec , i didn't realized that and my face hit the ground first. My lip was open , i broke a little bit of a teeth it was painful asf. When i write it , it doesn't seem that painful but yeah it was painful asf when i think to that i'm like *the sensation when you think to something that happened to you and you don't want this to happen ever*
2019-07-15 19:56
haha yea that sensation is legendary XD
2019-07-16 19:00
#121
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Poland Kobel_ 
Both as a kid so I can't remember which one was worse, but either breaking my forearm (not the exact moment tho, it was bad when adrenaline came down), or a very bad case of otitis I had (even now I hear worse on right ear)
2019-07-15 19:58
#126
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Poland an6tyop 
some dude stole my thread
2019-07-15 22:21
#127
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United States Acehavok 
Peeling off my whole ingrown toenail and then trying to rinse it with warm water. Either that or breaking both bones in my arm.
2019-07-15 22:23
Had my pelvis broken in a car accident when I was 11. Sleeping was so painful.
2019-07-15 22:27
#131
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Sweden Zlatanist 
Work accident, now I'm just a torso
2019-07-15 22:32
VP Taz departure and tooth pain beside that
2019-07-15 22:33
#136
shox | 
Norway fen0m 
jumped into a pool that i thought was deep (it wasn't) and I landed with on my feet
2019-07-16 10:29
when i broke and dislocated my forearms both bones and doctor was squeezing them to relocate
2019-07-16 18:06
#141
Jesus | 
United States BLNDSPT 
I had gotten my second surgery in like 2 weeks, and they had put a catheter in me. The way they put it in was wrong or something, so when they tried to take it out it hurt SO BAD. It took 45+ minutes to get it out, I even had to be put on morphine for them to do it without me passing out
2019-07-16 18:40
yeah, pulling stuff like that out is horrible. i have a fun story where my anesthesist came into the room and yelled: "The Doc is coming, press the Pump!" and went out again. I was like "Fuck..." since i removed the PCA (Patient Controlled Analgesia) to go for a smoke just before. So Doc came in with 3 Nurses that hold me back and told me "might hurt a bit" and ripped the fucking surgical drain out of my knee like a madmen. I usually never had problems with my Circulation but that just made me see black for like 4 or 5 seconds.
2019-07-16 18:56
contusion of ribs & first thumb joint its not the initial pain but the dull long one afterwards. torn ligaments dont hurt as bad.
2019-07-16 18:48
#151
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Brazil dox__ 
I got bitten in the arm by a brazilian wandering spider. She bit me twice in the same place according to the doctors. She is a bad bitch. The pain is something I can't describe. Detail: it is the most venomous spider of the world, alongside the funnel-web spider of australia.
2019-07-16 19:55
#152
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Canada skiLfuI 
When Ninja did the floss in New Years Eve
2019-07-16 19:55
#153
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United States fraus 
i jumped off a 20 ft roof because i was too lazy to climb down.
2019-07-16 19:57
#156
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Croatia gmchanger97 
Ulnar nerve contusion and 60% nerve damage after that
2019-07-16 20:04
One day I went through a Haitian black with his huge cock, I was not walking 2 days, overcomes that pain, no homo
2019-07-17 01:45
I accidently put my leg on boiled water and i still have scars after 14 years
2019-07-17 02:05
When I had to dump the only girl I ever loved
2019-07-17 02:10
#163
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Portugal Digassmen 
Playing soccer with a broken knee and stretching it
2019-07-17 02:17
Lost 18 kg pretty fast because i had one match coming under my usual weigh category. This resulted in stones forming in my gallblader, got rushed to the emergency and they had to remove it. You can tell your body is failing and that if nothing is done it's gg wp game over By comparison having your fingers or even arm busted, had it happen to me, feels like a fucking joke. The pain is so intense than without help you can't even call for help. Glad i had my family around at the time... ps: i'm sure there are worse pain, i didn't even pass out, but it's excruating and it doesn't let go or drop done in intensity AT ALL. I would have paid to faint or for it to end.
2019-07-17 02:18
#166
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Myanmar ZywooScream 
Heart attack
2019-07-17 02:19
A metal bar across the stomach. I used to think coughing up blood was made up but nope. Everything was so numb and my vision got filled with static like my mind was losing a signal or something.
2019-07-17 02:23
#170
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Brazil PlasticB0Y 
sore throat, a constant annoying pain never broke a bone or anything like that, i'm very carefull with my body. even practiced muay thai for 1 and a half year and never lost a fight, or got punched in the face.
2019-07-17 02:35
#171
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United States tatsumi 
broke my leg
2019-07-17 02:35
bruised nerves in the elbow. I was forced to went to surgery.
2019-07-17 02:36
Broke my leg all the way through both bones as a kid. Lower half kinda dangled and I could feel the piece separate when I lifted my leg up. Then my mom wasn't careful with the wheelchair when pushing me through a hospital door and my foot got caught and twisted my leg around. That sucked.
2019-07-17 16:38
-broke my upper arm -car ran over my foot
2019-07-17 16:40
#180
Aleksib | 
Finland Emvi 
Fell from a climbing thing as a kid (10yo) and broke my arm. Humerus bone. That was the 2nd worst pain. Worst pain was the same day after got home from hospital I fell on the stairs with the freshly broken arm.
2019-07-17 16:41
#185
LEGIJA | 
Serbia MoOoN 
got glass in the eye and cant watch good on this side since then
2019-07-17 16:46
Pre/Post abdominal surgery. They couldn't tell my organs apart when they opened me, because of all infection, so what would usually be a 30min procedure, now became a 4 hour procedure. Including waiting for the Chief Physician to come and perform and oversee the surgery instead. Hospital stopped giving me pain meds 1-2 day(s) after surgery, despite the fact that I was still in heavy pain, and unable to sleep. Couldn't walk upright or sleep more than ½-2 hours at a time for 2 weeks. So I broke the law. I'm not kidding, if you have abdominal pain in general or after surgery. Consider cannabis. Three puffs of a joint, and I was walking upright for the first time in 2 weeks - Also great for joint pains, and doesn't get you hooked like opioids
2019-07-17 17:17
Heard from many people that weed helps them after intense surgery and heavy pain. There is a reason why meds nowadays dont do as much as they should. Fucking chemicals are all bullshit.
2019-07-19 00:51
anyone who's not had testicular torsion is not allowed to express their opinion
2019-07-17 17:21
i accidentally sit eggplant in my anus hurt like hell(didn´t enjoy it)
2019-07-17 17:22
Heartbreak :(
2019-07-17 17:22
srs answer i had a cancerous tumour, hurt like shit.
2019-07-17 17:23
Don't recall much of it but I know getting a spinal tap was fucking painful when I was a kid. Never broken anything so don't really know, have a high pain tolerance too
2019-07-17 17:23
#199
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Czech Republic KOKOT123456 
2019-07-17 17:27
I feel for ya men :(
2019-07-17 21:32
#226
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Germany QuaktheDuck 
that was hard
2019-07-17 23:07
#205
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Israel fvlion123 
When i sucked dick my neck hurt very much :(
2019-07-17 18:06
My dad beat me up pretty bad once
2019-07-17 20:58
#224
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Germany QuaktheDuck 
you have got my sympathy bro
2019-07-17 23:05
NaVi's 0-2 loss vs Astralis in major final. Damn, now as I reminded this pain comes back again FAK men(((
2019-07-17 21:31
#217
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Germany 1112Leon 
Open HLTV for the first time
2019-07-17 21:32
That really hurts yeah
2019-07-18 07:17
Once had my knee cap going wrongly into place, while having my leg in the air. That shit hurt like hell
2019-07-17 21:37
#221
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Ukraine I_like_CPP 
Cracked my leg after fence fell on it. I cant remember that moment cause I was a kid when it happened, but my parents said they heard me screaming from some distance.
2019-07-17 21:42
#223
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Germany QuaktheDuck 
dislocated shoulder joint
2019-07-17 23:04
i often get cramps on my legs, painful as fuck
2019-07-17 23:06
#232
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Norway CheNaLii 
Breaking 2 bones in my rib cage is probably the worst. Breaking my wrist is at 2nd place though
2019-07-18 02:48
Either when I tore my ACL when playing American Football (I lived in America for 3 years) or when I spilled a thing of boiling water on my feet Ive broken fingers too but they dont really hurt
2019-07-18 03:01
#235
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United States basiliskk 
Snapped my collarbone while playing American Football, worse pain ever mens ;(
2019-07-18 07:38
that sounds ouch
2019-07-18 21:09
#236
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Germany GiiGa88 
Hernia maybe
2019-07-18 07:40
crashed in motocross and broke my clavicle and arm clavicle never healed properly cause doctors were fucking dumb and didnt wanna do surgery :(
2019-07-18 07:43
Reajusting my nasal septum after i been jumped by 7 guys.
2019-07-18 07:45
Physical as in injury , i was climing some tree i think and i fell and my sacrum was right over a hard af rock and i had so much pain that i kinda felt like i couldn't fully move my legs but i know i could , it was just an evil placebo , im really traumatized with that shit , i feel like my sacrum is weaker and could break ez af and i could be left in wheelchair but i know it isn't like that cuz im pretty darn well built but shit dude i dont wish this on nobody uwu
2019-07-18 07:46
#241
cyx | 
South Africa bonkaz 
Ruptured crutiate ligaments.
2019-07-18 07:50
i jumped off a 15 foot balcony but i didnt feel anything til like 2 hours later when i tried to walk it
2019-07-18 07:56
#246
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Bulgaria R34 
I broke my right arm pinky finger bone (the bone connecting the pinky with the hand) i was told to stay with gypsum for a month but i removed it after a week cuz i couldnt sleep, it healed but its kinda dislocated
2019-07-18 10:36
Hitting my feet pinky finger in the corner of a door
2019-07-18 22:11
#250
shox | 
India prat_pps 
So this happened when I was about 4. My dad and mom took me, my brother and my cousin out for a night out to action zone where my brother held the donkey Kong record ( pretty neat). On the way back my dad stopped for petrol( he drove a Ford Taurus at the time). My brother and cousin were looking out the passenger window and were laughing with the petrol guy and I wanted to join in to. I put my head outside and my dad closed the window not realizing my head was out there. The petrol dude try so hard pulling the window down and my dad panicked and hit the roll up button again. Finally I passed out and the window was rolled down the petrol guy was left with bruises on his hands and me on my neck. I think this was the most close I got to dying .
2019-07-18 22:17
falling in front of the subway train cutting my hand with a knife
2019-07-19 00:46
#257
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Poland SalamiXg0d 
At the age of 11 I was riding a bike with speed around 40km/h and then suddenly braked with my front brake... I flew out of bike, do front flip mid air and fell off ground and dislocated my hand
2019-07-19 02:08
I got kicked by a horse on my forearm right next to my elbow.
2019-07-19 02:17
#261
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United Kingdom TC10 
2019-07-19 20:46
+1
2019-07-24 18:57
I once tried jumping over a fence and ripped a hole in my knee (I'd already done it about five times, I just fucked up that one time), it didn't hurt at the start but I threw up when I got to the hospital. And they had to stick an injection in there for anaesthetic. I also had to have four injections of anaesthetic into my big toe for ingrown toenail surgery. That's probably the worst one.
2019-07-24 18:57
#269
Aleksib | 
Finland clamu 
when a kickscooter hit my leg, almost died
2019-07-24 19:03
#271
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Finland hltv_b8r 
probably when i broke my foot playing football, got huge adrenaline from it and walked half an hour back home with my bike thinking it was just some pain that would go away soon but it kept on going and had to go to the er cuz i was about to faint cuz of the pain after i got home.
2019-07-24 19:13
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