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Fears of the (Online)-Right
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Germany BIG_1_Smooya_Liquid_0_Smooyas 
Fears: - Becoming Gay when seeing two Men kiss - Converting to Islam when seeing a Foreigner - Becoming addicted to Heroin when seeing a Pharm. Weed Dispensery - Starving when one day in the School of their Kids is a "Vegetarian Day" feel free to add to the list for a possible psychological treatment
2019-07-16 12:18
#3
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Kyrgyzstan Reichsbank 
Seeing bold light-blue text saying HLTV.org next to a nickname
2019-07-16 12:21
Not funny I didn't laugh. Your joke is so bad I would have preferred the joke went over my head and you gave up re-telling me the joke. To be honest this is a horrid attempt at trying to get a laugh out of me. Not a chuckle, not a hehe, not even a subtle burst of air out of my esophagus. Science says before you laugh your brain preps your face muscles but I didn't even feel the slightest twitch. 0/8 this joke is so bad I cannot believe anyone legally allowed you to be creative at all. The amount of brain power you must have put into that joke has the potential to power every house on Earth. Get a personality and learn how to make jokes, read a book. I'm not saying this to be funny I genuinely mean it on how this is just bottom barrel embarrassment at comedy. You've single handedly killed humor and every comedic act on the planet. I'm so disappointed that society has failed as a whole in being able to teach you how to be funny. Honestly if I put in all my power and time to try and make your joke funny it would require Einstein himself to build a device to strap me into so I can be connected to the energy of a billion stars to do it, and even then all that joke would get from people is a subtle scuff. You're lucky I still have the slightest of empathy for you after telling that joke otherwise I would have committed every war crime in the book just to prevent you from attempting any humor ever again. We should put that joke in text books so future generations can be wary of becoming such an absolute comedic failure. Im disappointed, hurt, and outright offended that my precious time has been wasted in my brain understanding that joke. In the time that took I was planning on helping kids who have been orphaned, but because of that you've waisted my time explaining the obscene integrity of your terrible attempt at comedy. Now those kids are suffering without meals and there's nobody to blame but you. I hope you're happy with what you have done and I truly hope you can move on and learn from this piss poor attempt
2019-07-16 12:35
#12
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Kyrgyzstan Reichsbank 
Yes
2019-07-16 12:38
- Getting deleted for Shitposting in a serious Thread like this
2019-07-16 12:28
- Becoming addicted to Heroin when seeing a Pharm. Weed Dispensery whats there to fear?
2019-07-16 12:30
its their argument, if you enjoy your heroin you do you m8)
2019-07-16 12:32
who the fuck doesnt enjoy heroin tho
2019-07-16 12:32
#20
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United Kingdom aight_bet 
lmao being addicted to heroin instead of smoking pot.
2019-07-16 12:42
#10
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Norway quokkadick 
I once took a shit in the classroom
2019-07-16 12:35
Getting autism from a vaccine
2019-07-16 12:37
+1
2019-07-16 14:39
Thats just a karen thing
2019-07-16 14:44
Let's be honest, most hltv right wingers are teenagers who simply decided to become right wing after watching a couple of Ben Shapiro's videos.
2019-07-16 12:41
#21
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Poland Kresowy 
Does being in opposition to left wing put me in right wing?
2019-07-16 12:44
not necessarily
2019-07-16 14:41
no not at all. People forget that Politics are on a Spectrum and not two fixed Points. Also everything online seems to be americanized. All those "Libtard" Crap for example. Americans dont even know what Liberalism is, they automatically asume its leftist, which liberalism and libertarianism are not.
2019-07-16 14:42
#32
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Poland Kresowy 
uff... but its so easy to generalise... the domain of stupid (this sentence is also a generalistaion :P)
2019-07-16 14:45
No
2019-07-16 15:45
#23
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France mbl4 
Who tf is Ben Shapiro ?
2019-07-16 12:50
A clown who enjoys arguing with unprepared and uneducated college students.
2019-07-16 15:17
#48
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France mbl4 
I'm glad not knowing him then
2019-07-16 17:06
It doesn't make you guys look smarter when you strawman literally anything anyone on the right says and take their arguments out of context. Makes the left look dumb and childish
2019-07-16 12:39
and ppl on the right totally dont do that
2019-07-16 14:42
Don't you want to be better than these people?
2019-07-16 14:43
i dont even talk about "the right" or "the left" except when people on "the right" start talking about "the left" as if "the right" is any better. in reality both these camps are artificial and made up by our capitalist overlords to keep people busy. us vs them. the US govt. for example pays thousands of people to write bait posts on social media to keep people endlessly arguing over the same topics.
2019-07-16 14:44
ok
2019-07-16 14:45
+1 Its basicly - atleast online - americanized Big Party bullshit. Which is funny to read as an European. For example all right wingers in the US want their Fundamental Rights to bear arms, but use "Liberal" as a Insult. When Liberalism basicly is the foundation of Fundamental Rights of the People in a State.
2019-07-16 14:49
hahahaha so accurate people like this should go see a doctor
2019-07-16 12:40
And leftists see every person who dont agree with them as nazis
2019-07-16 12:48
not everyone just the guys who talk about hitler all the time and say arabs and africans are genetically inferior etc
2019-07-16 14:41
Or anyone who refuses to use pronouns or is against immigration cmon you know its true. Cant say right wing people act extreme and ignore the left who do the exact same thing
2019-07-16 16:44
no i mean there are literally people on this forum who say those things and believe there is a jewish conspiracy to thin our pure aryan blood with arabs and negros. i talk to them. they arent ashamed to admit it. they really believe those things. theyre fucking crazy. just look here at comment #40. theres another 1 of those guys. when the brown shirts march through our streets, he will be there i really wish i was making it up
2019-07-17 10:30
Oh yea... I like to believe theyre baiting..
2019-07-17 10:31
are the ones who say this shit on tv and in our national parliaments also baiting?
2019-07-17 10:39
Tgis should be on the list -Doesn't agree with you - "oh yeah you think I'm nazi fuckin libtard"
2019-07-16 15:47
#34
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Europe cArn5 
Flag checks
2019-07-16 14:45
1. Have full scale foreign invasion in white and only white countries 2. Have full scale propaganda of multiculturalism and racemixing, which can only end in complete replacement and exclusively white ethnic genocide overtime 3. Large scale gay propaganda to children, trans therapies to boys, massive pedophile rings operating for decades 4. Large scale promiscuity of men and women, childfree lifestyle propagated by the media eroding the concept of family 5. Vaccination plans of multiple shot vaccine bombs, not spread out correctly, which have chance to and do sometimes cripple children 6. Have thought crimes and Orwellian censorship of information, making it illegal to openly and actively resist many of these trends And then for no reason at all people voted Hitl.. Trump into power
2019-07-16 15:38
1. No 2. No 3. No 4. Wtf 5. Wtf 6. Only in USA
2019-07-16 15:48
ignorance is bliss
2019-07-17 10:45
#44
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South America PartisanGrill 
Someone make a thread about Hail Satan. They closed it :c youtube.com/watch?v=27RtJp-rhHk
2019-07-16 16:25
i dont want society to be fucked/ruined by the left, society must obey nature and science not the lefts feelings (chromosomes are not a social construct) leftists just lie and use their lies to justify hatred and crimes against white people. veganism is abuse if you want to be malnourished fine but no you cannot force everyone else to. BTW white male privilege is not a thing. What was the point in me working hard to get A's and B's in all subjects (both at gcse and a level) if i am gonna lose out on job opportunities because some poc with not even one pass in gcse will get preferential treatment because affirmative action and forcing companies to diverse.
2019-07-16 17:22
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