Ive beaten my gf (not in chess tho)
i once talked to a girl
not lying btw
I got rejected by the same girl 71 times
every video game i've played was beaten on the hardest difficulty
including all dark souls games
I was able to suck my own dick when i was 13, but unfortunately i grew to such a monster, that it's physically impossible anymore.
My multiple straight A's.
Being gay without support lgbt community
managed to complete dead or alive 5 on highest difficulty without raging
I know when to type your and you're
i play in high level basketball team and get paid nicely
Have had a marijuana free summer :)
Have had sex illegally 8)
I cheated on my gf with her bf
I have rescued multiple animals. One of which was heavily over weight and had near crippling arthritis in her back. Even at 11 years old she was had so much energy, and helped her lose half her body weight to the point she was able to walk and run again. She looked like a whole new dog. RIP Deegee.
I now have 3 other rescue animals. 1 an abused puppy, another has intestinal issues and requires a special diet, and the other was locked in a room for 5 years and we had to get her used to interaction with people and animals again. I'm so proud to have helped helpless animals.
Drunk wrote the state exam. I did the best in class
My group and I managed to kill the Lich King on 10m normal mode, consisting of a random pick up group, within 3 tries of my first encounter with him. Nearly shed tears of an alpha male.
When I was in middle school people used to call me a calculator because I could do math with 3 digit numbers instantly. I use this to inflate my ego every day :)
I've learned how to play More Than Words on acoustic guitar.
Hung out with artistic fellows. Mainly dancers mens
once beat the hardest level on geometry dash😎
In our school, students are divided into four houses : Green, Blue, Red and Yellow.
Every year we have this inter house counter strike competition.
Last year we (Blue House) had the worst team and were sure shot proclaimed as losers along with yellow house - Both green and red(Best two) wished to have semis against us but we got semis against Yellow and we won it to go into finals (vs Red)
Everyone was already congratulating Red house even before the finals had started.
In the finals, *I* rekted them very bad - we won 16-4 and my score was 52-7 :D
(Counter Strike 1.6 - I didn't plant even once just few defusals and I reached 50 in a single map)
jump rope 500x times a row
top 100 global on a kz map