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Russia FuckersInSchoolTellingMe 
I was only 9 years old. I loved Shrek so much, I had all the merchandise and movies. I pray to Shrek every night, thanking him for the life I’ve been given. “Shrek is love” I say, “Shrek is life." My dad hears me and calls me a faggot. I knew he was just jealous of my devotion to Shrek. I called him a cunt. He hits me and sends me to sleep. I'm crying now and my face hurts. I lay in bed, really cold. I feel something warm... It's Shrek! I was so happy. He whispers in my ear "This is my swamp." He grabs me with his ogre hands, and puts me on my hands and knees. I'm ready. I spread my ass cheeks for Shrek. He penetrates my butthole. It hurts so much, but I do it for Shrek. I can feel my butt tearing and eyes watering. I want to please Shrek. He roars a mighty roar as he fills my butt with his love. My dad walks in. Shrek looks him straight in the eye and says, "It's all ogre now." Shrek leaves through my window. Shrek is love. Shrek is life.
2019-07-18 21:40
#1
OCEAN | 
Reunion 1iquser 
look at this dude imgur.com/gallery/ygj8onK
2019-07-18 21:42
ocean's son?
2019-07-18 21:43
#3
OCEAN | 
Reunion 1iquser 
no u
2019-07-18 21:43
reported
2019-07-18 21:43
1945 memes LUL
2019-07-18 21:44
#9
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Sweden DanzigOrWar 
1945 bestest meme
2019-07-18 21:44
the bestest meme of 1945 is your defection to ussr 😎😎😎
2019-07-18 21:47
#6
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Sweden DanzigOrWar 
Man i feel like im back in 2012
2019-07-18 21:44
#7
tarik | 
Netherlands Most! 
You gotta look at this dude imgur.com/OJLbSwh
2019-07-18 21:44
nt tarik you were not an mvp imo
2019-07-18 21:53
#22
tarik | 
Netherlands Most! 
Facts don't care about your feelings
2019-07-18 22:10
Shrek is best anime
2019-07-18 21:44
yes mens))😎👍
2019-07-18 21:47
imagine learning about this copypasta in the middle of 2019 and thinking that its still funny so you decide to shitpost it on hltv LUL
2019-07-18 21:45
gay zoophil spotted btw i am going to get one more ban for 10 years, now on my beta account
2019-07-18 21:46
oof, I am so offended by this comment😡😡😡😡
2019-07-18 21:48
#12
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Brazil sinisterkid3 
i read the entire thread, bruh wtf was that? you saw it somewhere or it just crossed ur mind?
2019-07-18 21:46
That's my true life story, take it seriously men
2019-07-18 21:49
#16
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Poland FitPolak 
Sounds like Janusz Korwin Mikke story
2019-07-18 21:49
No, that's mine
2019-07-18 21:49
Im so hard right now
2019-07-18 21:49
When you search memes in the Internet Explorer 😂
2019-07-18 22:06
yes mens but, that's not a meme. It's my true story from my childhood
2019-07-18 23:04
0/8 recovery
2019-07-18 23:05
I just need a support from HLTV users 😢😢
2019-07-18 23:08
You’re clearly quite content with 9gag so you don’t need us
2019-07-18 23:22
imagine learning about this copypasta in the middle of 2019 and thinking that its still funny so you decide to shitpost it on hltv LUL
2019-07-19 07:37
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