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Do you have father?
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United States YankeeM 
Or he went to by cigarettes and never came back like mine did?
2019-07-20 13:42
I feels bad for you Mens((((((
2019-07-20 13:43
#2
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United States YankeeM 
thanks buddy
2019-07-20 13:43
I am hopes you is doing okay :)
2019-07-20 15:43
#3
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Other Arbeiter 
I have one he is also smart, caring and raised me properly so I didnt get brainwashed by gymnasium and university
2019-07-20 13:44
with all the knowledge He has from watching RTL
2019-07-20 13:45
#10
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Other Arbeiter 
he doesn't watch TV except ARD and sometimes ZDF.
2019-07-20 13:46
#60
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Europe tweekzter 
wtf ARD and ZDF are just as brainwashed as university...
2019-07-20 16:08
#62
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Other Arbeiter 
I know
2019-07-20 16:10
#95
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Germany RobiDable 
+1
2019-07-21 11:04
#22
halo | 
United States QastLe 
Sounds like a great guy 🙂
2019-07-20 13:56
#23
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Other Arbeiter 
he is a good man sadly my mother isn't the brightest.
2019-07-20 13:57
i laughed at this one xD
2019-07-20 19:44
I like your name
2019-07-20 18:52
#76
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Other Arbeiter 
ty mr Graubunden in Switzerland
2019-07-20 18:59
My dad fingers me
2019-07-20 13:44
#11
b0RUP | 
Denmark Gryde 
nice!
2019-07-20 13:47
Where
2019-07-20 13:52
Ungli pakar ke tune chal na sikhaya tha na Dehliz uchi hai ye paar karade
2019-07-20 14:53
Bro :((÷
2019-07-20 15:14
Your father must be proud of you 😏😏
2019-07-20 15:14
is this the indian word for weewee?
2019-07-20 18:45
yes mens 😎😎😎
2019-07-20 13:44
I do, and he is a good father But my mother is... meh 😎
2019-07-20 13:44
i think your mother is m more than meh 😏
2019-07-20 14:51
reported
2019-07-20 14:54
don't care, banged your mom 😇😅
2019-07-20 14:55
noooooo 😢
2019-07-20 14:56
Yes men😏😏😏
2019-07-20 14:54
#70
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Cyprus Swishh_ 
rofl
2019-07-20 18:47
your mother is gay ?
2019-07-20 19:39
#8
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North America GatorThePimp 
I am the father
2019-07-20 13:45
No
2019-07-20 13:46
#12
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Hong Kong j0sean 
2019-07-20 13:47
#14
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United States YankeeM 
XDDDD
2019-07-20 13:48
#85
autist | 
Spain Holiwis 
my hero
2019-07-20 21:28
yes i have many fathers mens 😎 😎 😎 😎 😎 😎 😎
2019-07-20 13:48
#102
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Norway quokkadick 
ur are so cools men)))🦍👍😎👍
2019-07-21 11:14
#15
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Turkey mustim 
I have two mums.
2019-07-20 13:49
#27
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Finland Fliida 
Is that even legal in Turkey?
2019-07-20 14:20
#29
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United States YankeeM 
they have like 8 moms and 1 papa
2019-07-20 14:20
#35
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Turkey mustim 
Polygamy is illegal in Turkey.
2019-07-20 14:49
#33
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Turkey mustim 
1. Don’t live in Turkey, my background is Turkish. I live in Australia. 2. Homosexuality was recognised and legalised there ages ago. Not sure about gay people adopting kids though.
2019-07-20 14:48
#34
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Finland Fliida 
I just figured glorious leader Erdogan would've killed it off.
2019-07-20 14:49
#36
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Turkey mustim 
I wish something would kill him off.
2019-07-20 14:50
#39
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Finland Fliida 
Hah
2019-07-20 14:51
#72
DaZeD | 
Turkey qubeKs 
+1
2019-07-20 18:51
2019-07-20 15:30
im sorry for you
2019-07-20 15:18
#54
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Turkey mustim 
Don’t be sad for me; I get two sets of breasts to drink from 😀
2019-07-20 15:41
that's not how it works
2019-07-20 16:05
#63
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Turkey mustim 
Everyone I would like to take this opportunity to remind you all why I explain my jokes as I write them. Some people just don’t get it.
2019-07-20 16:38
jokes are meant to be funny
2019-07-20 18:40
same story as you lol
2019-07-20 13:50
ez
2019-07-20 13:51
#19
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Czech Republic @me 
I have a daddy
2019-07-20 13:52
#20
halo | 
United States QastLe 
My biological father told me I was worth less than gas money and I ruined my relationship with my stepfather by being a stupid kid. Looking to the positive side of things though, my grandfather has always been here for me. Have a good day 😊
2019-07-20 13:55
#28
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United States YankeeM 
Very similar situation actually
2019-07-20 14:20
#48
COCAINE | 
Mongolia bozgor 
no wonder NA is a shithole
2019-07-20 15:15
nt 56%
2019-07-21 13:49
#138
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Lithuania OnyxLT 
Lul so that's why you are gay
2019-07-21 11:39
#143
halo | 
United States QastLe 
How so? 😕
2019-07-21 14:11
#21
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Netherlands puddingkip 
I have many daddies
2019-07-20 13:55
Im your sugar Daddy 😘
2019-07-20 16:10
No
2019-07-20 14:10
#25
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Ukraine ksay 
are u black?
2019-07-20 14:11
+1
2019-07-20 14:21
Died when i was 11 😣
2019-07-20 14:17
#55
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Turkey mustim 
Sorry mens.
2019-07-20 15:41
damn, that traffic jam aint no joke
2019-07-20 14:23
I have dad, but he is such a beta, antisocial, maybe even some kind of autism that i feel like I have never had him
2019-07-20 14:23
#38
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Russia Ilyichee 
No
2019-07-20 14:51
#45
Brazil arz_ 
he is just playing cs in somewhere cause u was annoying that time
2019-07-20 15:00
#49
s1 | 
Armenia gr1nch 
he works for mafia mens?)))
2019-07-20 15:17
im not american so of course :)
2019-07-20 15:18
#52
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Europe loonek4 
2 moms
2019-07-20 15:29
#57
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Germany DrinkWaterNOW 
yes men my father is a DJ
2019-07-20 15:44
Haven't seen mine in eight years, and that's fine by me.
2019-07-20 15:46
sorry i lost myself on stripclub baby !!! i come back soon
2019-07-20 18:42
#86
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United States YankeeM 
going back
2019-07-20 22:24
sure wait me
2019-07-20 22:30
#66
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United Kingdom J@m3s 
My dad has another family and went to Canada :( I even have half brothers and sister i have never met.
2019-07-20 18:44
#67
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Russia LeGoBoys 
I have feather. Much better than my father
2019-07-20 18:45
i have 2 fathers
2019-07-20 18:47
#71
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Germany mansmodi 
why has no one pulled a "whos your daddy?" yet?
2019-07-20 18:49
yea it's a bit weird
2019-07-20 19:40
#73
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Iran Puriy0 
Typical NA
2019-07-20 18:51
i wish my father left better to have no father than having a bad father
2019-07-20 18:52
#77
jeyN | 
United Kingdom Dave2303 
My dad's dead
2019-07-20 19:36
son, i came back....
2019-07-20 19:40
#88
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United States YankeeM 
Daddy?
2019-07-20 22:35
sorry son, u know, trafic and long lines,..... i'm here now don't worry
2019-07-21 08:53
#81
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India otgps 
Sir I am not African American.
2019-07-20 19:43
#83
NBK- | 
Denmark L|G2|BTQ 
Find positives in it
2019-07-20 19:46
#84
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United States YankeeM 
Me too
2019-07-20 19:46
did he come back
2019-07-21 08:54
I have 174 dads😎👌
2019-07-21 08:55
#92
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United States YankeeM 
Cool
2019-07-21 10:57
Yes mens))
2019-07-21 11:38
I am ur father men))))
2019-07-21 10:59
#97
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United States fatburger 
nt #79 is his dad you imposter
2019-07-21 11:12
No men))) he is imposter))))😎😎
2019-07-21 11:12
#99
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United States fatburger 
Nt imposter 🤠
2019-07-21 11:13
No mens)))😠😠😎😎
2019-07-21 11:13
#101
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United States fatburger 
I’m tel you mother!!!!
2019-07-21 11:14
Ok(((((
2019-07-21 11:14
#104
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United States fatburger 
hi
2019-07-21 11:15
Hello
2019-07-21 11:15
#106
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United States fatburger 
my nam jeff
2019-07-21 11:16
Nt fatburger
2019-07-21 11:16
#108
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United States fatburger 
Nt sunglassesarecool
2019-07-21 11:17
Fak((
2019-07-21 11:17
#110
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United States fatburger 
hi
2019-07-21 11:18
Bye men((((
2019-07-21 11:18
#114
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United States fatburger 
WTF MENS(((
2019-07-21 11:18
Sorry mens))) I have to fak ur mom 😎😎😎😎
2019-07-21 11:19
#116
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United States fatburger 
Nt I have two dads
2019-07-21 11:19
Two dads and two moms 😎😎😎
2019-07-21 11:20
#119
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United States fatburger 
no
2019-07-21 11:20
Ok(((
2019-07-21 11:20
#121
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United States fatburger 
hi
2019-07-21 11:22
Look out for Dimitrii mens)))
2019-07-21 11:22
#124
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United States fatburger 
Why am I the looked out for dimitrii?
2019-07-21 11:24
He can ban us (((
2019-07-21 11:24
#126
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United States fatburger 
What? I am rule abiding hltv user yes
2019-07-21 11:26
He can ban us for our conversation (((
2019-07-21 11:26
#128
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United States fatburger 
NOONONOOO
2019-07-21 11:28
But he can(((!!!
2019-07-21 11:28
#131
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United States fatburger 
HE WOULDNT
2019-07-21 11:29
We will see 😎😎
2019-07-21 11:30
#133
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United States fatburger 
IM TELLING MY DADS IF HE BANS ME
2019-07-21 11:31
Ur dad is Johnathan Elige?
2019-07-21 11:32
#136
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United States fatburger 
NONONNO
2019-07-21 11:36
#94
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Finland HM72 
My father died two years ago.
2019-07-21 11:01
#135
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Netherlands NELK 
What
2019-07-21 11:35
#139
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Finland HM72 
That happens. He had cancer. I miss him but we had amazing talks, fun, and a lot of time together before that. I guess it is more than many do. So appreciate what you have, get to know your father. And mother. Get happy memories.
2019-07-21 13:41
#112
ropz | 
Poland Anglk 
I do, not having dad must feel bad :(
2019-07-21 11:18
My father went for cigarettes - and died from Lung Cancer when I was 19 (not joking)
2019-07-21 11:20
If you are not joking then why did you write it in a funny way
2019-07-21 11:23
You´re right, I shouldn´t have. It´s just the irony of what smoking may also lead to. It popped up in my mind and I wrote it. Also, it´s on topic, because he asked "Do you have a father"
2019-07-23 23:45
Rip
2019-07-21 13:43
Which one?
2019-07-21 11:28
a what?
2019-07-21 13:51
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