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Tinder
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Austria 7236 
tell me your best openers/pickup lines
2019-07-20 23:47
#1
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Germany istheGOAT 
Hi
2019-07-20 23:47
#5
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Austria 7236 
if you write just "Hi", "How are you?" etc. the chance a girl really replies is super low, you have to be more creative
2019-07-20 23:50
#7
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Germany istheGOAT 
Hey
2019-07-20 23:49
you just replied tho
2019-07-21 00:14
+69
2019-07-21 00:14
Lmao
2019-07-21 00:16
Axaxaxax
2019-07-21 00:39
#81
Petra | 
Netherlands taorus 
hahaha roasted
2019-07-21 00:49
#54
HUNDEN | 
Lithuania gime114 
I'm sure she'd definitely reply to "U ugly", but I don't think it would have the desired effect.
2019-07-21 00:15
Depends of a person. For example last date said in her profile that she likes dog and dark jokes. So i asked her what you want first dark joke or picture of a dog got instant replay
2019-07-21 00:38
best option of tinder is deinstallation
2019-07-20 23:48
#16
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Austria 7236 
It's a shit app, but still if you are in a need of banging a bird it might work
2019-07-20 23:56
#58
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Other Awimawe 
Smart guy.
2019-07-21 00:17
#3
Sweden günT 
are you from ireland? cuz my penis is dublin 😎
2019-07-20 23:48
#17
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Austria 7236 
lmao
2019-07-20 23:56
#21
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Algeria Zawwy 
lol
2019-07-20 23:57
#4
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Germany GiiGa88 
Hey you attention seeking thot
2019-07-20 23:48
#14
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Austria 7236 
That's pretty accurate, don't know if they will actually reply though
2019-07-20 23:53
“Delete tinder immediately and repent your sins of promiscuity, for the Lord God in heaven will forgive, and is forever merciful.”
2019-07-20 23:49
#11
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Austria 7236 
wtf
2019-07-20 23:51
#8
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Netherlands Son_of_chrisj 
UR FUCKING UGLY thats a good one, worked for me
2019-07-20 23:49
#15
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Austria 7236 
Intresting approach
2019-07-20 23:54
what's up bitch
2019-07-20 23:50
#13
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Austria 7236 
If you matched with Stewie2k maybe it's actually a good opener
2019-07-20 23:53
#83
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Argentina GREATfr 
Lmao
2019-07-21 00:59
show bobs and vegana
2019-07-20 23:51
#12
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Austria 7236 
I don't think women actually know this meme:(
2019-07-20 23:52
that open pickup line thing dont exist, or either you are good looking and she want you or rip, if she want to sex you, you could say just hi how are you? want to go out? and thats it.
2019-07-20 23:57
#22
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Spain Holiwis 
or having money
2019-07-20 23:57
#24
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Austria 7236 
Bro, I don't know its strange sometimes I match with girls below my level and they don't reply and sometimes its easier with girls above my level, don't know u have to be creative because its not only you who wants to bang them you know))
2019-07-20 23:59
most girls dont message back no mather what you say. they are just there for ego, to see how many matchs they can get.
2019-07-21 00:01
#42
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Austria 7236 
Ye, some of them. But there are girls who want to bang, too. Actually I have a friend who recently got married for his tinder match so I guess this is an option too
2019-07-21 00:04
pro tip. 1 pic smiling from your face. 1 pic all body smiling. 1 pic on your car (if you have it to show you can pickup home). 1 pic no shirt on beach or pool (a place its normal to be no shirt). 1 pic on gym with shirt to not look jerk but to show healthy style life. Always smiling to not look jerk. ez tinder girls.
2019-07-21 00:15
#60
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Austria 7236 
I have a pic with sunglasses smiling (imo very nice photo), one without sunglasses smiling, one from the gym and one skiing so they know I am an active human being you know 😎😎😎😎
2019-07-21 00:19
"my tinder is strange, i put on it 100km radius and he got me a angel."
2019-07-21 00:27
#71
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Austria 7236 
Thats good hahaha
2019-07-21 00:36
Dont listen to virgins bro words matter if you are funny,confident and not a fucking goblin you can have any girl
2019-07-21 00:45
#19
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Portugal pttpedro 
hey soulmate = 100% effective
2019-07-20 23:57
#26
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Austria 7236 
That is actually good bro, I will try it
2019-07-20 23:59
#34
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Portugal pttpedro 
tell me the reaction after brazzer, never tried this strat before
2019-07-21 00:01
#37
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Austria 7236 
Okay, no problem hahah
2019-07-21 00:02
#46
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Portugal pttpedro 
and plus, tinder is shit, need to get out of there asap, lotta low iq grills over there. that dont understand the concept of sarcasm, or even well constructed racist jokes, how pathetic.
2019-07-21 00:06
#47
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Austria 7236 
I know but you can practice your flirt game plus u ain't there for something serious
2019-07-21 00:12
#65
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Portugal pttpedro 
true, true are u a "practice makes perfect" kind of dude? :D
2019-07-21 00:22
#72
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Austria 7236 
more like practice so you wont get rusty
2019-07-21 00:37
#49
cyx | 
Germany Shadyy89 
"dont understand the concept of sarcasm, or even well constructed racist jokes, how pathetic." there are hltv admins on tinder too? :o
2019-07-21 00:13
lmaooo xD
2019-07-21 00:16
#61
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Portugal pttpedro 
idk if Jonathan E. is into tinder brother hahaha, i aint there to flirt with him, but if he would show up ill swipe right mate
2019-07-21 00:20
#20
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Israel Botigan 
EZ4ENCE and every chick is wet
2019-07-20 23:57
#29
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Austria 7236 
+1000
2019-07-20 23:59
I usually just tell them Im on my way over and need their address
2019-07-20 23:58
#30
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Austria 7236 
Good approach, u don't give them a chance of refusing
2019-07-21 00:01
+1 That way you dont waste time.
2019-07-21 00:02
How much does a Polar bear weigh?
2019-07-20 23:59
#32
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Austria 7236 
How much it actually weights?
2019-07-21 00:01
Enough to break the ice, how's it going
2019-07-21 00:04
#44
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Austria 7236 
Smooth, nice
2019-07-21 00:05
are you retarded? this works for me 8/10 times
2019-07-20 23:59
#33
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Austria 7236 
But how...?
2019-07-21 00:01
they either say, yes i am, or wtf is wrong with you
2019-07-21 00:02
#40
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Austria 7236 
I don't know if agreeing that she is retarded is attractive though
2019-07-21 00:03
for me it is sarcasm is a turn on
2019-07-21 00:14
#28
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Europe letqpena 
"Wanna have sex" is easily the most effective. Christ's sake, it's Tinder.
2019-07-20 23:59
#35
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Austria 7236 
Sometimes yes
2019-07-21 00:02
I aint a broke bitch im from brooklyn nigga
2019-07-21 00:02
Tinder is for betas
2019-07-21 00:04
#45
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Austria 7236 
Some of us have to be betas you know too many alphas out there))
2019-07-21 00:05
#48
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Germany RobiDable 
Pickup und der Keks ist gegessen.
2019-07-21 00:13
#64
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Austria 7236 
Ja, Ja! Wunderbar! Schneller! Das ist fantastisch!
2019-07-21 00:22
#84
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Germany RobiDable 
Women say that to me a lot.
2019-07-21 01:16
#62
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Austria 7236 
hahaha
2019-07-21 00:21
azk he is the north american player but the titan he is the french stars
2019-07-21 00:19
#63
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Austria 7236 
wtf is that
2019-07-21 00:21
my pickup line
2019-07-21 00:57
I put my dick inside a loaf of bread and ate it. Not because it gets girls, because it filters out normies.
2019-07-21 00:24
#68
arT | 
Brazil FURIA_TOP4 
"I'm 6'5"
2019-07-21 00:27
if she writes in her bio some shit like"artist";, "Modern ", "creativity" , "art" or smth like that just write some cool "creative" pick line for me this one works quite a lot of times just translate it into your language " let's spend the night together and criticize the modern world while enjoying the sin of it" sounds cheesy but it works on this kind of girls a.k.a fake artist never write smth like hey , how are you , it is just lame and boring
2019-07-21 00:29
#74
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Austria 7236 
Yeah, same here imo writing hi etc is too lame
2019-07-21 00:38
i mean she has probably 10 matches and if everyone writes hi or how are u sooo u are like the other guys unless you are a fkn model it will not work so look what is in her bio and make a funny playful joke or comment on that and u should use tinder only to set a date or get her number and nothing else dont write with her for days just write her u are pretty cool wanna go to a bar/club/ do smth and thats it
2019-07-21 00:42
You gotta use "Kachow" as an opening line.
2019-07-21 00:31
#76
shox | 
Norway fen0m 
type sex as soon as you match with someone
2019-07-21 00:39
Hey, are you depressed?
2019-07-21 00:43
You cant just have some one liner shit, you need to be quick with witty/funny responses to what she says
2019-07-21 00:48
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