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Russian immigrants come here
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Norway k3ron 
Hello mens)))) I wanna know how you escaped from Russia. I wanna move to Norway (yes I fakeflag so what?) after 11th grade so comments from russian immigrants are highly appreciated <3 Transleet: zdarova muzhiki, ho4y yznat', kak vy sbezhali s Rashki? Xo4y yexat' v Norvegiyu posle 11 klassa, tak 4to kommenty ot rysskogovoryawix norgov privetstvuyutsa <3
2019-07-22 21:05
don't go, Putin needs you here
2019-07-22 21:19
Heartland will strike back, wait for a few years
2019-07-22 21:19
if you really wanna have a decent life and you wanna work for your money and be respected , just go to canada better than those racist ass countries atleast in there if you work your ass you will be respected and treated like everyone else
2019-07-22 21:21
#38
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Norway k3ron 
It's tough to get canadian visa afaik
2019-07-22 21:26
Russia bestest))) I would move to Russia if I could. Beautiful country Siberia bestest or Murmansk
2019-07-22 21:22
#31
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Norway k3ron 
Would you believe me if I say that I'm from Siberia?
2019-07-22 21:24
WHy you want away from Siberia??? BESTEST PLACE, NICE GULAG
2019-07-22 21:25
#37
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Norway k3ron 
Bruh We don't have gulags for at least 50 years already
2019-07-22 21:26
Siberia bestest History))) Norway sux no history
2019-07-22 21:27
Why Norway?
2019-07-22 21:24
#33
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Norway k3ron 
Best country for me
2019-07-22 21:25
why is that better than other cold countries like canada, sweden, finland, iceland, denmark or the UK? they're all terrific places, too
2019-07-22 22:16
#109
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Norway k3ron 
Canada - #38 Sweden - muslims Finland - #85 Iceland has pretty fucked up language Denmark - #41 UK is a joke
2019-07-22 22:26
bruh icelandic is beautiful wtf men also norway is basically on the same path as sweden when it comes to muslims...
2019-07-22 22:44
#144
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Norway k3ron 
Nah, their muslim politics are pretty different
2019-07-22 22:47
famliy emigrated to denmark from moldova after my mom got her education and everything. The quality of life is so much better here.
2019-07-22 21:24
#41
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Norway k3ron 
Denmark is also nice
2019-07-22 21:28
Dude, Moldova is part of eu and u don’t need to fuck with visa and other shit
2019-07-22 22:52
No it's not, but either way, his mother was probably born decades before '93 so she would have to fuck with all that shit regardless.
2019-07-22 23:26
No, Moldova is not part of the EU and I've had a lot of visa problems.
2019-07-23 06:53
you'll get deported anyway lul
2019-07-22 21:25
#34
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Norway k3ron 
Why do you think so?
2019-07-22 21:25
if you're a nice guy you're more than welcome
2019-07-22 21:43
+1
2019-07-22 21:58
#72
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Norway k3ron 
I'm fine then <3
2019-07-22 22:04
indeed :)
2019-07-22 22:51
K.
2019-07-22 23:20
#170
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Norway k3ron 
You should've adressed it to #32
2019-07-22 23:18
FUCK, I mean they both have Norway flag without Navi Flair, I thought It's the same person OMEGALUL(First i wanted to say Finland instead of Norway IDK why LUL).
2019-07-22 23:19
#173
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Norway k3ron 
Go get some sleep LUL
2019-07-22 23:22
Why? :(
2019-07-22 23:23
#175
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Norway k3ron 
You should reload your mind :)
2019-07-22 23:25
Why do you think I am asleep?Maybe I just didn't read or/and I am retarded as well? LUL
2019-07-22 23:27
#180
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Norway k3ron 
Just guessed 4Head
2019-07-22 23:30
Well, I've never said u are wrong 4Head, I have a pretty weird sleeping scheldues but I guess It's ok considering I woked up around 12AM soo I should be fine I guess, should've readed the nicknames careful regardless, I might be retarded anyway 3Head LUL.
2019-07-22 23:33
#189
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Norway k3ron 
CoolStoryBob
2019-07-22 23:36
#212
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Norway k3ron 
I'll answer here because I can't see Reply button anymore. I'm 16 ;)
2019-07-22 23:55
From some reason I thought u are a bit older or are the same age as I am.Soo, how are u planning to get a visa for Norway?What are the requirments?I have an aunty that is living in Canada and I never really had close relations with her but I rly have a feeling that there is much better than in the average 2nd world country(Russia, Serbia as well, I am from Serbia).
2019-07-22 23:59
#216
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Norway k3ron 
Srpski bratya! <3 There are few ways to get a norwegian visa. I'm thinking towards student visa but I need to have 600 hours (as I remember) of learning norwegian and having few thousands of dollars on a bank account just so government can be sure that I'm not homeless
2019-07-23 00:05
Well, it doesn't seem to be that hard If u have a rly strong will to go there and therefore also learn their language. The thing that conservative ppl from our shitholes rly do not get is that we do not hate our cultures/religions or anything that is culturally related to our countries, It's just the system and corruption that can make an average person almost homeless, we just have a bigger life standards. Also, when i am already here, If i may ask, where can i see the requirments for the visa for each country bcz I am also thinking to move somewhere else If I could a bit later in my life? I mean, USU doesn't seem to be a bad choice for me either considering I already know english to a decent degree and that USA is already built as a whole out of immigrants, I know you could say that USA is not that good either but litteraly any 1st world country is better than our countries LUL.
2019-07-23 00:18
#219
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Norway k3ron 
I found info about norwegian visa requirements on official site of Norway's Immigration Agency or smth like that I bet my ass US government have some similar sites
2019-07-23 00:28
Well, now that is where I should start, thx, I hope u'll manage to move from the blyatland(or Putinland), find you peace and maybe meet me and find out that both of us were already talking about this on HLTV before LUL, cya my Russian fella, have a good one.
2019-07-23 00:43
Why did u assume out of nowhere that he is not a nice guy and It also depends what do u consider as nice but I can guess that.Don't be stupid and naive, there is a lot of ppl from 2nd/3rd world countries that deserve much better as there is also a lot of the ppl from 1st world countries that do not deserve to even live in a 3rd world country, don't generalize ppl pls.
2019-07-22 23:20
It was another guy who said "if you're nice", not #32, he was probably joking.
2019-07-22 23:29
how is your norsk progress
2019-07-22 21:43
#64
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Norway k3ron 
Pretty bad I must say :(
2019-07-22 22:00
I've got more progress with Norwegian by switching to Swedish because there are so much more speakers, resources, and utilities for learning in it. I found a useful technique which is translating news/texts word by word in order to learn vocabulary and the structure. In textbooks there is no context, in nyheter you read what you're interested in and memorize faster
2019-07-22 22:32
#114
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Norway k3ron 
I wanna focus on school and powering up my English skills instead :( I guess English-speaking country will be a great choice
2019-07-22 22:31
#57
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Lithuania Paulius_CS 
Ride the border with a Bike like the Muslims did a few years ago
2019-07-22 21:50
#65
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Norway k3ron 
I can't ride a bike :(
2019-07-22 22:00
#71
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Lithuania Paulius_CS 
nvm looks like they got deported (but maybe not, Scandinavians are cucks) theguardian.com/world/2016/jan/14/norway..
2019-07-22 22:04
#76
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Norway k3ron 
It's hilarious anyway
2019-07-22 22:07
Creative strategy
2019-07-22 23:30
#67
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Iran Shia 
Why do you want to move away from Russia instead of moving to St.Petersrburg or Moscow?
2019-07-22 22:01
#77
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Norway k3ron 
I don't want to retire at 70
2019-07-22 22:08
ask alpha_introvert
2019-07-22 22:02
#73
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Norway AleXeiCS 
If you are girl, marry me for ez green card, if you are boy, stay away you communist swine!
2019-07-22 22:05
xaxaxa
2019-07-22 22:07
#78
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Norway k3ron 
I'm not a commie I fucking hate commies
2019-07-22 22:09
communist spotted axaxaxaxaxaxa
2019-07-22 22:20
#103
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Norway k3ron 
Smh
2019-07-22 22:22
moving to Czech Republic in a month for studying in university, right after school
2019-07-22 22:11
#88
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Norway k3ron 
How much?
2019-07-22 22:14
I've choosed kinda expensive language courses (3770 EUR), but there are lots of other courses, which are more cheaper (around 120.000 RUB per academic year of courses). But also u can learn czech language in Russia, and then come in Czech Republic, it's way-way more cheaper, but also very difficult. If you know czech language at the good level, you can study at any uni for free, that's awesome
2019-07-22 22:18
#100
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Norway k3ron 
I guess I'll think about it Thanks
2019-07-22 22:21
Ask puget and prodka mens
2019-07-22 22:23
#116
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Norway k3ron 
Nah, I have czech friend already
2019-07-22 22:32
wait really? thats insane
2019-07-23 00:49
#108
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Kazakhstan bjornzz 
Czech universities are free, as far as i'm concerned. You just need to speak the language
2019-07-22 22:26
So is Norway universities.
2019-07-22 22:37
underaged immingrants PogU
2019-07-22 22:20
#102
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Norway k3ron 
What's wrong?
2019-07-22 22:21
ur flair
2019-07-22 22:23
ur flair makes me think that you're 50+ y.o scientist or smth
2019-07-22 22:29
shhhh men 😎😎
2019-07-22 22:31
#117
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Norway k3ron 
That's a terrible b8
2019-07-22 22:32
Come to China. EZ to get a work for a russians. High salary + cute girls :))
2019-07-22 22:35
#120
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Norway k3ron 
I hate China :(
2019-07-22 22:35
Also take a look of Australia. Nice place expect Melbourne.
2019-07-22 22:37
#129
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Norway k3ron 
Spiders and bugs
2019-07-22 22:38
Its okey if you gonna care about your apps :)
2019-07-22 22:39
#130
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Norway k3ron 
And shitty internet
2019-07-22 22:39
who said that to you?
2019-07-22 22:39
#133
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Norway k3ron 
A bunch of australians on HLTV?
2019-07-22 22:40
Norway is very expensive country for this shit
2019-07-22 22:37
#127
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Norway k3ron 
Ikr
2019-07-22 22:38
try to get a job in eu. Norway is not in eu but at least u have good chances to leave poor country!
2019-07-22 22:40
#141
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Norway k3ron 
Yeah, but I want to study first
2019-07-22 22:48
#157
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Ukraine ruskitop 
youtube.com/watch?v=7iv4z0GRhgU&list=RD7.. hello men))) translate for me please meensss )))
2019-07-22 23:01
Why would someone in his sane mind would move to Norway? Cold weather, night all day for months, beer is expensive as fuck, women are depressive hoes with mental issues.
2019-07-22 23:31
#187
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Norway k3ron 
Firstly, climat is close to siberian. Secondly, I love nights. Finally, I don't give a shit about beer and norwegian women
2019-07-22 23:34
Well, considering he is from Russia(Siberia as he stated somewhere, If we want to be more exact) he still has a cold weather and night during most of the day, in Norway he can at least earn some good money unlike in Russia and ppl in more developed countries generally seem to be more intelligent If u ask me, soo If he is a bit smarter person, he could better fill up into the society, I mean what's the point of wasting ur time with dumber ppl and country that respect u less?
2019-07-22 23:38
#195
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Norway k3ron 
+1
2019-07-22 23:41
#198
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Switzerland Sylleo 
cold weather is trending, you dont want to live in a furnace. Thank god we have mountains here
2019-07-22 23:41
#208
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Ukraine ksay 
funny how those are exact reasons why i would prefer norway over any other country ECKS DEE
2019-07-22 23:51
#211
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Norway k3ron 
+1
2019-07-22 23:53
Will you leave your Putin for money? This is bad. Putin loves you.
2019-07-22 23:41
he doesnt
2019-07-22 23:42
#203
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Norway k3ron 
You don't know shit about him
2019-07-22 23:44
80% russians can't be wrong Wtf
2019-07-22 23:49
#209
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Norway k3ron 
What about cheating on Presidential Elections?
2019-07-22 23:51
Dude, take countries like Canada, Australia, New Zealand and Malta (also Ireland) into consideration. all of them are quite accessible to stay with a students visa, u need countries that not only give you an extra year after graduation, but also allow students to work (mostly its 40 hours a week). Australia has minimum wage of like 10 dollars, nice apartment for one is around 350$ per month. You have to take a lot of things into consideration. Questions like these are not for hltv, you won't get a lot of useful information here, better ask them on "study-abroad" sites, or vk groups, people there know a lot of shit. And i personally wouldn't go for UK, residents in England struggle to find a job for themselves, so for an immigrant its a bigger pain in the ass. (and don't go to a law school, its a fucking anchor)
2019-07-23 00:18
Min wage in aus where I live is 20
2019-07-23 06:55
lul every russian schoolkid dreams about moving out, but unfortunate you wont be able to do it without parents money, if they are poor - rip dream but you can tryhard english at least, it will help anyways
2019-07-23 06:58
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