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AUSTRALIA COME HERE
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Poland ExtremelyBrutalPenis 
Hello aussies Im going to australia in december but im scared as fuck about the insects and mosqutioes than can attack people from nowhere Should i be worried? im going in to the wilderness like national parks and stuff like that and also, it is better to go in winter than summer? maybe less insects around in winter?
2019-08-10 16:39
If you go to Sydney then don't worry
2019-08-10 16:42
im not only going to sydney im going to many cities and towns
2019-08-10 16:45
Just told you chill here, about rest I don't know, reply to me when you'll be there, I travel a lot and I'd appreciate if you can say me somethin' about it
2019-08-10 16:49
sure
2019-08-11 02:07
#4
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Poland FitPolak 
When somebody calls you cunt, that means, this person likes you.
2019-08-10 16:53
Sick cunt
2019-08-10 19:48
Sickest cunt
2019-08-12 06:37
Prepare to be eaten by an aligator.
2019-08-10 19:49
#53
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Australia JAY_DAWG 
we have crocodiles but only in Darwin
2019-08-12 11:00
lets try shoey
2019-08-10 19:50
what
2019-08-11 10:21
drinking from shoes man :DD
2019-08-11 14:06
Dont need to worry about shit. Keep out of the outback and generally stick to the more popular cities. You have fuck all to worry about except spiders. But they wont be in hotels.
2019-08-11 02:09
But im not scared about the cities, im going to the wilderness like national parks and stuff, so im freaking out about the mosquitoes and ticks and can jump in me without i even notice. are they less aggressive during winter?
2019-08-11 19:09
Bruh, you are stressing over nothing, when you get there just ask the guides and shit.
2019-08-12 04:58
December isn’t our winter, it’ll be summer here. If you’re in the bush just wear pants and long sleeves if you’re worried. Nothing to actually worry about, just enjoy the trip.
2019-08-12 06:40
a dingo ate my baby
2019-08-12 11:03
#80
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Netherlands IMSOAWESOME 
xaxaxax
2019-08-14 10:57
you're doomed because mosquitoes love foreign blood stay away
2019-08-11 02:20
it has more to do with blood types, and im really attractive to mosquiotes
2019-08-11 11:17
#76
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Brazil madeinamerica 
Too Mosquitoes likes "O" blood. And my blood is O+
2019-08-13 07:48
#13
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Russia cuba_libre10 
wear full covering protective netting when going outside of the city Pog
2019-08-11 11:19
#21
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United Kingdom gillschlossen 
Hijab
2019-08-11 14:14
If going to the outback, hire an indigenous person who won't sniff and drink your car dry. 🤷🏼‍♂️ or so i was told by my Aussie friends
2019-08-11 11:23
#19
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Pakistan ostraka 
damn your aussie friends have no chill
2019-08-11 14:10
they love a good leather seat
2019-08-12 12:28
Wear insect repellent and you be okay
2019-08-11 11:48
thanks men)) 😎
2019-08-13 07:49
Don't even worry. It's not that bad. Cities are good but beware of snakes in outback, which tbh are still rare.
2019-08-11 14:08
But im not scared about the cities, im going to the wilderness like national parks and stuff, so im freaking out about the mosquitoes and ticks and can jump in me without i even notice. are they less aggressive during winter?
2019-08-11 19:09
Nah don't worry about any of that shit. Animals ain't that bad. If you see a snake, just slowly walk away. If u go for it, it'l defend itself and attack you. Becareful of drop bears tho. Search up google if you want to know they are
2019-08-12 07:00
Yeah but im more scared about the mosquiotes and ticks that can attach to you without you even notive. Im not that worried about snakes or bigger animals
2019-08-12 10:51
If ur more worried about that, you're much more of a pussy than you think. Jks don't even worry about them, it's not even that bad. Mozzies do jack shit.
2019-08-12 12:41
Except the fact that they kill millions of people every year and the dangerous ones are especially in australia and africa
2019-08-12 13:54
Who even said the dangerous ones are in Australia? You're not gonna die from a mozzie bite or your life get absolutely fucked from an disease that they don't contain here. Plus mozzies only appear in Summer and even still are they not a lot. Easy swats man. At this point, #59 really speaks the truth
2019-08-12 14:05
#72
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Pakistan ostraka 
Mosquitoe deaths in Australia HAAHA
2019-08-13 06:12
You are being such a fucking pussy.
2019-08-12 12:44
#60
2019-08-12 13:54
The Australia part is false.
2019-08-13 04:59
#75
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Singapore repu1se 
Haha drop bears, my tour guide told us about it and I got kinda spooked lul
2019-08-13 07:46
ahahahaha
2019-08-13 13:31
#20
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Pakistan ostraka 
I genuinely wonder what Europeans think Australia is like because I've lived in Aus for seven years and never seen any dangerous animal/insect. Except the abos LUL cya 10
2019-08-11 14:14
there are huge spiders, scorpions, snakes, dingoes, tons of dangerous animals, a lot of them poisonous, that we dont have in northern europe. the most dangerous animal in my country is 1 single wolf. literally 1. besides that just cows and shit. for insects the most dangerous ones are ticks and oak procession caterpillar, no scorpions.
2019-08-12 11:06
I’ve only seen a few snakes, (outback) dingoes(outback) and big spiders (1 city rest outback) What you have to understand is that they’re more scared of you and will only attack if threatened. Nothing to be worried about if you’re not retarded
2019-08-12 16:49
you have to check your shoes though
2019-08-12 16:58
I’ve maybe only ever checked my shoes 2-3 times
2019-08-12 17:48
you like to live dangerously mate
2019-08-12 17:52
gotta get the adrenaline pumping to run away from the drop bears
2019-08-12 19:18
#25
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Australia flashi 
nah aussie seems alot more scary to people who dont live in the country. The only things you have to worry about is mozzies when summer comes around and sometimes spiders like long legs and huntsmen bois
2019-08-12 05:11
Don’t go on a bush walk alone, and don’t leave the track. Have *at least* three people in your group when you set out. You’ll need good sunscreen which you can get from any supermarket, as well as a proper hat that covers your entire head. DM me with where you’re planning to go if you want specific advice Re: the animals, no one has died from a spider bite in Australia since 1979, snake bite deaths are so rare that Wikipedia literally lists every person who has ever died from one en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_fatal_snak..
2019-08-12 05:14
Yeah but im more scared about the mosquiotes and ticks that can attach to you without you even notice. Im not that worried about snakes or bigger animals
2019-08-12 10:51
you will have to check your whole body for ticks after going into nature, preferably every day. armpits, inside your knees, underneath your balls, in your neck, all the warm spots. but you also have to do that if you go to a forest in europe.
2019-08-12 11:08
When somebody calls you a sick cunt, that's the biggest compliment you can receive in Australia, so don't be offended Don't worry too much about mosquitos, just chuck on some insect repellant and you'll be right Snakes don't prowl around shopping centres and shit, so don't stress too much about it if you're planning to stay in a city area Make sure to wear a fuckton of sunscreen Make sure to do a shoey
2019-08-12 05:21
#28
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Pakistan ostraka 
I don't need to wear sunscreen feelsbrownman. I might still get cancer but I'd rather that than wearing sunscreen.
2019-08-12 06:24
You'd rather get cancer than apply sunscreen..?
2019-08-12 06:25
#31
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Pakistan ostraka 
YOLO
2019-08-12 06:29
wtf men(( thats unhealthy
2019-08-12 06:28
#42
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Pakistan ostraka 
Not as unhealthy as eating chicken treat
2019-08-12 06:31
Yes 100%
2019-08-12 06:27
cunt you'd probably rather get cancer than brush your teeth, so don't talk
2019-08-12 06:28
Ok sunscreen wearing fag
2019-08-12 06:29
Sorry for protecting my skin?
2019-08-12 06:29
Scared of sunburn lmao.
2019-08-12 06:31
Scared of toothpaste lmao.
2019-08-12 06:32
#46
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Pakistan ostraka 
Oof
2019-08-12 06:35
you would be too if you got any
2019-08-12 16:50
+1
2019-08-12 06:26
#34
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Pakistan ostraka 
Sometimes being brown can have benefits. 😎
2019-08-12 06:27
Good for you men😎
2019-08-12 06:28
Watch out for aliens men😱😱
2019-08-12 06:26
lol you are 100% going to get mauled by a drop bear. They can smell fear.
2019-08-12 06:30
#43
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Pakistan ostraka 
Shhh don't tell him
2019-08-12 06:31
not really if youre going to big cities
2019-08-12 06:31
#52
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Australia JAY_DAWG 
Just wear insect repellant.
2019-08-12 11:00
#67
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Australia 0iq_man 
52# + australia's ur gonna die there is a meme lol. chill out man
2019-08-12 17:51
Jonathan Eblanowski
2019-08-13 05:02
#73
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Denmark nrth_LUL 
Watch out for the pain Bush's en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dendrocnide_moroid..
2019-08-13 07:29
#74
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Finland Kurko_Of_HLTV 
watch out for kangaroos, they might seem like nice creatures but they will fuck you up
2019-08-13 07:35
Learn how to swim at monitored beaches because apparently people drown all the time from riptides. And also watch out for syringes on the beaches. I never want to go there.
2019-08-14 10:55
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