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Azerbaijan no_vocaroo_posts 
by at least 5 guys who are 19-20-21yo while i’m 17 don’t ask the story it’s too long just tell me what to do (i’m skinny and weak)
2019-08-13 21:32
#1
cR4zY | 
Myanmar xdcc 
get naked and try to hug them
2019-08-13 21:33
#3
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Germany xsyzzz1235 
wtf thats gay(((
2019-08-13 21:33
#4
cR4zY | 
Myanmar xdcc 
no they gay if they stay
2019-08-13 21:34
#21
Zerocool | 
Other rssyo 
no u
2019-08-13 21:38
#144
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Norway Domysful 
Truuee
2019-08-14 12:26
And they gay if they see your dick
2019-08-15 04:28
actually good strats
2019-08-14 12:21
+1
2019-08-14 12:22
+1 this works
2019-08-14 12:25
+1 for real
2019-08-14 13:30
+1, tested, works
2019-08-14 15:38
not bad
2019-08-14 15:40
.ok
2019-08-15 04:04
flair checks out
2019-08-15 04:07
+1 works very well
2019-08-15 04:22
+1
2019-08-15 05:23
#2
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Germany xsyzzz1235 
deserved
2019-08-13 21:33
did you steal crack again?
2019-08-13 21:34
#164
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Italy studiofrat 
+1
2019-08-14 13:30
#6
OCEAN | 
Reunion 1iquser 
explain or gay
2019-08-13 21:34
He made a thread about it, but it got deleted. The beginning of the story was that he called a girl and slut in a group chat and some dudes got salty and sent him threats.
2019-08-13 21:38
forgot to mention the part where she was being cocky before he called her a slut
2019-08-13 22:07
#212
lkt | 
Albania skharppi 
"gib puss" "no" "slut"
2019-08-14 16:07
#241
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United States skroobdoober 
+1
2019-08-15 04:08
#264
cyx | 
Germany Shadyy89 
XD
2019-08-15 14:07
called a girl from my university slut in front of 20 guys in a whatsapp group they are threatening me now
2019-08-13 21:38
#23
OCEAN | 
Reunion 1iquser 
lol deserved. you should respect women in 2019
2019-08-13 21:39
but she was a slut they have my picture and know which class i’m studying in btw
2019-08-13 21:40
#36
OCEAN | 
Reunion 1iquser 
just never call girls sluts in general and definitely not in public groups. i suggest running away from them
2019-08-13 21:42
#64
fnx | 
Bulgaria goatse 
cant get more french than that
2019-08-13 22:06
#66
OCEAN | 
Reunion 1iquser 
bro thats reunion :(((
2019-08-13 22:06
hahaha
2019-08-13 22:09
XDDDDDDD
2019-08-13 22:21
Haha
2019-08-14 11:33
#97
Other Govl 
+1
2019-08-14 11:36
#99
suNny | 
Finland jakem0n 
axaxaxaxaxaxa
2019-08-14 11:39
xaxaxaxaxaxa
2019-08-14 11:50
#113
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Tunisia Respecc 
xaxaxaxaxaxaxaxaxaxax
2019-08-14 12:03
Lmao hahahahhahaha
2019-08-14 12:06
Baited
2019-08-14 12:21
nayse
2019-08-14 13:09
xaxaxaxaxxaaxaxaxa
2019-08-14 13:10
#157
BDSM | 
Czech Republic Skeng_ 
de_stroyed
2019-08-14 13:13
#161
Boo | 
France mbl4 
lmaooooo
2019-08-14 13:28
#162
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Poland PanArek 
Axxxaxaaxaxaxx
2019-08-14 13:29
bro thats reunion
2019-08-14 15:09
Bro I'm at work can't laugh that hard. P.s. 1iquser sorry for laughing
2019-08-14 15:22
Ahahahaha
2019-08-14 16:01
#213
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Germany N4ime 
+1
2019-08-14 16:09
xaaxxaxaxaxaxaa
2019-08-15 05:27
yes
2019-08-14 13:09
#48
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Denmark Farmand 
Lesson learned. You should never publically talk bad about people behind their back no matter what. It can always come and bite you in the ass
2019-08-13 21:46
+1 this he was dumb so deal with it
2019-08-13 22:02
i didn’t say that behind her back lol
2019-08-14 11:31
#102
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Denmark Farmand 
you wrote it in a groupchat as far as i know. That is the same
2019-08-14 11:42
Take it like a man, stand by your words. Smile and show no fear.
2019-08-14 15:15
Bro, keep it to yourself, Calling a girl a slut is not manners, If she ia a slut then keep it to your self
2019-08-13 22:23
in other words, you're getting beaten up by a bunch of white knights?
2019-08-14 16:27
women men)
2019-08-13 21:41
she was being cocky before he called her a slut
2019-08-13 22:08
#71
OCEAN | 
Reunion 1iquser 
just ignore that bitch then lmaoooo
2019-08-13 22:08
#84
erkaSt | 
France CKs1 
I didn’t understand
2019-08-13 22:23
called a girl slut in public
2019-08-13 22:27
#89
erkaSt | 
France CKs1 
Why ?
2019-08-13 22:29
Because she was a slut.
2019-08-15 04:30
Gamer moment
2019-08-14 11:34
#7
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Denmark nrth_LUL 
the knife is stronger than the fist get a weapon and scare them off but don't hurt them.
2019-08-13 21:35
#13
COCAINE | 
Mongolia bozgor 
pulling a knife while being weak as fuck is the best way to get killed, 10/10 advice men))
2019-08-13 21:37
NEVER use knife in a fist fight if you don't wanna get killed
2019-08-13 21:39
#34
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Russia grEminence 
idiet
2019-08-13 21:41
i probably won’t even be able to hold it at that moment
2019-08-13 21:52
fighting tip: your elbow has the force of a knife
2019-08-13 22:11
#100
suNny | 
Finland jakem0n 
+1
2019-08-14 11:39
didnt realize i could give someone a fatal injury by elbowing their stomach
2019-08-14 15:11
And the sword is mightier than the pen and shit like that
2019-08-15 04:30
Go to USA and get a gun
2019-08-13 21:35
come out as gay and say you were struggling with ur sexuality
2019-08-13 21:36
+1, easy visa to Canada
2019-08-13 21:37
lmfaoo
2019-08-13 21:39
hahaha
2019-08-13 21:40
lul
2019-08-14 11:45
#116
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France uNLmofo 
ahah best answer for this thread so far
2019-08-14 12:09
sad but true
2019-08-14 15:11
go to the cops
2019-08-13 21:36
+1
2019-08-14 15:23
cis cops wont help him
2019-08-15 04:09
Well if you literally know its going to happen, place ur phone somewhere close to the area where they will rekt u, start recording, get fucking destroyed, ez money ez report police. Or you could call the police right before and tell them u are getting chased by men with knives. If you are going to get jumped out of nowhere then iduno stay inside get GLobal csgo
2019-08-13 21:37
+1
2019-08-13 22:24
#101
suNny | 
Finland jakem0n 
+1
2019-08-14 11:40
#265
PRO | 
Portugal migboss 
watafak men)) +1
2019-08-15 15:53
#12
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Germany RobiDable 
It's because of the slut-whatsapp story right? But why are you so sure that you get beaten up lol.
2019-08-13 21:37
This guy is literally 2 iq leave him
2019-08-13 21:38
deserved then, +nothing to lose
2019-08-13 21:41
#166
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Italy studiofrat 
+1
2019-08-14 13:30
because they are threatening me and know almost everything about me
2019-08-13 21:45
#122
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Latvia latvianguy 
I think you should just apologise and talk it out, they're not some fucking killer monsters.
2019-08-14 12:15
i apologised but they say it’s not as easy as that
2019-08-14 12:17
#127
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Latvia latvianguy 
You didn't apologise good enough then, just talk like a man, don't be a pussy. In situations like this being a pussy is not going to help you, say that you are truly sorry, apologise to the girl itself aswell. I don't know man, you got yourself into this shit if this ain't bait, we can only give you advice, you need to act yourself.
2019-08-14 12:18
try to get help by professionals, not here 😎
2019-08-13 21:37
#18
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Poland FitPolak 
Punch below the sternum, ez for you.
2019-08-13 21:38
kicking in balls better men
2019-08-14 15:34
#193
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Poland FitPolak 
Not really. There are less chances that you will punch good enough. When you punch below sternum you got instant diaphragm cramp.
2019-08-14 15:38
by the time he finds out where sternum is located he ll prob get beaten
2019-08-14 15:39
#197
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Poland FitPolak 
*below sternum. It's a bit above bellybutton, hard to miss.
2019-08-14 15:40
yeah this place is one of the worst to get punched :D you barely can breath i know this
2019-08-14 15:41
#201
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Poland FitPolak 
Indeed. Even flexed abs might not withstand a solid punch in that place :D
2019-08-14 15:45
actually Karate Brown belt might be useful irl situations thank men
2019-08-14 16:02
#229
shox | 
Serbia Ch11co 
No the livershot is the worse you have a feeling like someone stabbed you 3 times ppl that so boxing know what im talking about
2019-08-14 16:42
I said it was one of the worst places not "the" worst. I know about the liver its really painfull aswell.
2019-08-14 16:48
get Fitguy, Stuttgart and Lobanjica as ur bodyguards
2019-08-13 21:38
#31
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Germany Landwirt 
fitguy axaxaxaxax
2019-08-13 21:40
He'd use earth attack to rek them
2019-08-14 11:52
#228
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Portugal pttpedro 
+1 haahahahahahaha
2019-08-14 16:42
lobanjica lol hes literally 160cm
2019-08-14 12:07
#117
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France uNLmofo 
don't say shit about him or he'll beat you up too
2019-08-14 12:10
sure that midget does
2019-08-14 13:04
he'll knock u out in 1 slap men
2019-08-14 15:40
#231
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Germany Landwirt 
who cares about height when he's buff?
2019-08-14 16:43
and you think hes a good fighter since he's "buff" ?
2019-08-14 17:45
He's probably a better fighter than you. People who rail on short people purely because they're short are worse than midgets who cause a temper tantrum because of their height.
2019-08-15 04:32
keep dreaming
2019-08-15 14:04
we need the story
2019-08-13 21:38
#17
2019-08-13 21:48
where can i find "slut-whatsapp story"
2019-08-13 21:59
jonathan deleted the thread
2019-08-13 22:18
#24
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Germany Landwirt 
change ur gender to women))) and tell them gentlemens))) don't beat womens))) 😎😎
2019-08-13 21:39
+1
2019-08-13 22:06
#224
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Kazakhstan bjornzz 
smart zeolikk 😰😰👍👍
2019-08-14 16:33
#25
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Greece Petsos 
get the gang with you or knife would be good
2019-08-13 21:39
Bro, don't play those games. Just call the cops if they attack you, that's it. Don't antagonize them further, and don't worry too much about them. Hand the baton the the authorities. Don't do any of that BS fighting them or being a pussy.
2019-08-13 21:40
+1 you can also call the cops on them for threats
2019-08-13 22:06
#118
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France uNLmofo 
or SWAT them for fun !
2019-08-14 12:10
Run
2019-08-13 21:40
tell them real guys fightin 1 v 1. offer them , they can choose 1 best of them and u gonna fight against him. Then go rage. first 5 sec its urs. good luck. be strong homie.
2019-08-13 21:42
#38
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Russia grEminence 
Do u live in Armenia?
2019-08-13 21:43
Since youre weak, go for the beta way and call the cops, or you can wait until you get beaten up and then report to the university the incident, they will be expelled immediately.
2019-08-13 21:43
#40
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Denmark nrth_LUL 
Whip out your dick and start to urinate on yourself they wont want to go near you and if that doesn't work keep your pants off they wont want to touch you or they gay.
2019-08-13 21:43
200000 iq
2019-08-13 22:04
try to piss on the other guys
2019-08-13 22:05
#41
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United Kingdom alcaz4r_ 
one of my friends a few years back made a taser in tech class and he thought he was gonna use it to defend himself from a gypsie whos girlfriend hed upset, try that
2019-08-13 21:44
Let them beat you and find them one by one for revenge. This is how we do it here in my country 😎
2019-08-13 21:44
xaxaxaxa can confirm
2019-08-13 21:45
wtwf fakeflagger
2019-08-13 21:46
da))
2019-08-13 21:48
+1
2019-08-14 15:51
act tuff and 4 guys (the wannabes) will leave, 1v1 ez
2019-08-13 21:44
tell a bystander to film it and then sue them for money, ez))
2019-08-13 21:45
300 iq)))
2019-08-13 22:00
#46
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Moldova Spudnik 
Bow down before the one you serve, you're going to get what you deserve 🤠😎🏳️‍🌈
2019-08-13 21:45
#50
Xyp9x | 
Greece Graecos 
you deserved it
2019-08-13 21:47
#54
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Europe thaifinnen 
i saw your other thread. and just go and say sorry to the girl again and mean it. if they still want to beat you up just do your best. and hope for a fair fight that beeing said 1vs1 and not all of them jumping you
2019-08-13 21:53
#73
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Denmark LEMonHLTV_BTW 
They won't even do any harm to this guy. Internet cucks are always like that. Only channers have that kind of mentality that if they say that they will kill some1 they will really do it irl. Many examples from the past.. And the last one was from Japan.
2019-08-13 22:11
university will start at 23 september i hope they will forget about that until then
2019-08-13 22:21
#110
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Slovakia TatKo 
Still time to start pumping up in gym and doing some self defense classes. Or you can just buy a gun. That will work :)
2019-08-14 11:57
call 911 for verbal threats
2019-08-13 22:00
wait actually get like a couple of body guards lol
2019-08-13 22:01
What is 911?
2019-08-14 15:08
porsche
2019-08-14 15:14
Why would he call someone eho has a Porsche? Fucking burgers
2019-08-14 16:25
exactly. fucking poutiners
2019-08-14 16:36
Ur dead
2019-08-13 22:03
#67
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Denmark LEMonHLTV_BTW 
Do the japan weeb chan arsonist move. Jk I guess that nothing will happen anyways and even if they do you can always hunt them down 1 by 1. But i can guess that they are just an internet betas so nothing will happen.
2019-08-13 22:07
f
2019-08-13 22:08
#75
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Ukraine vladislav1jk 
Call cops before the fight , that's the easiest one , but it can lead to persecution.
2019-08-13 22:11
#76
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Slovakia ypsylonnn 
Are u czech btw
2019-08-13 22:11
no
2019-08-14 14:32
#77
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Estonia Nap0le0n 
Try to talk with them, if in a time of conversation you will feel that someone will punch then just stand still and take it as a man. There is not much what you can do.
2019-08-13 22:12
worst advice so far in this thread thanks
2019-08-14 11:53
#215
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Estonia Nap0le0n 
No problem, its your fault anyway. You can also spit in their faces when you meet them, then your broken bones will not be so offensive.
2019-08-14 16:21
#217
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Estonia Nap0le0n 
shit yourself in front of them and put the shit everywhere like in your face and on your clothes. noone will touch you. I wonder if this one is better tho?
2019-08-14 16:15
shit yourself in front of them and put the shit everywhere like in your face and on your clothes. noone will touch you
2019-08-13 22:13
#82
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Germany Xantennn 
take out your dick and slap them with it. they wont be able to beat u up, if you do that.
2019-08-13 22:22
Just punch one of them and the rest will get scared
2019-08-13 22:24
#88
erkaSt | 
France CKs1 
Give your excuse on whatsapp try to see some of these guy and try to calm him if you can’t just propose only one punch per person. Find 4 friends even if they are skinny you can win you just need to beat first (when I was 14yo I destroyed 18yo man because I hit him glass and balls really fast) Btw I hope it’s undeserved
2019-08-13 22:29
come to me ill beat their asses
2019-08-13 22:30
i can give you my grandfather's mg42 if you need it it will scare them
2019-08-13 22:34
Just beat them up lol
2019-08-13 22:34
Beat them EZ one taps
2019-08-13 22:42
#98
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Finland Lounatus 
You are fucked
2019-08-14 11:36
they gonna get u one way or another, guys are dumb as fuck when it comes to girls. slut shaming needs to grow, we cannot let these thots destroy teenage and younger adult males anymore.
2019-08-14 11:47
lmao "they gonna get u one way or another" +1, he's basically fucked
2019-08-15 04:35
get strong men
2019-08-14 11:47
I think he is looking for a fast solution.
2019-08-14 12:15
get strong firearm men)
2019-08-14 15:13
#216
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Germany N4ime 
Murica
2019-08-14 16:14
#111
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Poland Ligm@ 
Feelsbadman Pretend to be a Muslim and cover up your face with a towel
2019-08-14 12:01
That's hot, can we switch places?
2019-08-14 12:03
Am skinny and weak too, but i can be aggresive. Find only one of that retards and break his fucking finger.
2019-08-14 12:12
Time to call the russian mafia
2019-08-14 12:13
call the police and show them the threat messages
2019-08-14 12:14
Put something like a wooden plank or crowbar into your back, juuuust in case.
2019-08-14 12:17
#129
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Latvia latvianguy 
A crowbar or wood plank won't help if you get jumped by a group of guys.
2019-08-14 12:19
I will take care of them mens)))))
2019-08-14 12:18
Send location, ill pull up with the lads
2019-08-14 12:19
#130
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Latvia latvianguy 
West side. 2pac - ambitions az a ridah playing trought ur car speakers and we just TRRRRRRR POW POW POW driveby am i right ma n.
2019-08-14 12:19
yeah yeah cuz we finna pullup with the macs and the glocks
2019-08-14 12:20
HLTV gangstas boiiii put me in
2019-08-14 12:20
we are the West-Side Mens
2019-08-14 12:21
Same
2019-08-14 12:22
Bursa, Nilüfer, Uludag University
2019-08-14 12:22
On my way 😎😎🚗🚗
2019-08-14 12:25
vroom vroom
2019-08-15 04:35
Where is your butterfly knife mens ? )
2019-08-14 12:24
gather your gang and fuck em up
2019-08-14 12:25
Film it, make sure it happens while you’re at uni, then report it. They’ll get in trouble
2019-08-14 12:25
#148
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United States FarCentrist 
Literally the best advice here.
2019-08-14 12:37
#167
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Italy studiofrat 
+1
2019-08-14 13:30
at this moment you know you fucked up, lmao u should apologize or go to the police for threatening age doesnt matter
2019-08-14 12:27
#146
liTTle | 
CIS Dowa) 
are you sober? or is it just after you make love to your boyfriend?
2019-08-14 12:27
#147
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Poland Ligm@ 
They can't punch you since you are underage
2019-08-14 12:36
Bring knife men))
2019-08-14 13:05
Kill them with fire
2019-08-14 13:09
#155
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Poland Volltek 
Stab them
2019-08-14 13:11
Just kill them with deagle, ez
2019-08-14 13:12
#158
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Poland PanArek 
1v5? What a pussies. Idk what you should do, try to apologize if they won't accept just rekt them men
2019-08-14 13:13
#159
BDSM | 
Czech Republic Skeng_ 
pull out di skeng and buss it mi brudda
2019-08-14 13:19
#160
BDSM | 
Czech Republic Skeng_ 
or just use your harden attack, survive the beating and after that find those pussyoles with ur g's and beat them up so they'll know that they can't fuck wit u mens)))
2019-08-14 13:26
Skenggeng! Pop those n****'s pull out the big stick Draco
2019-08-14 15:24
#236
BDSM | 
Czech Republic Skeng_ 
Don dada mode bruv trust me
2019-08-15 04:02
Don't worry you're gonna be stewie3k. Just remember to film it like he did.
2019-08-14 13:29
punch or get punched
2019-08-14 15:09
+1 strike first and be winner
2019-08-15 04:13
#176
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Denmark EyesWallow 
what is the story?
2019-08-14 15:15
He called girl a slut in group chat and some guys threatening him
2019-08-15 04:12
#262
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Denmark EyesWallow 
LOL they wont beat him up then, they are probably just white knights
2019-08-15 07:42
ez ace for ya.
2019-08-14 15:16
#179
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India Drakkan 
I will the care of them don,t worry man
2019-08-14 15:19
#182
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Brazil JazZ98 
mass shooting in NA style 😎 😎
2019-08-14 15:24
Reported cya in 10 😎😎
2019-08-14 15:31
#189
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Brazil JazZ98 
fair enough
2019-08-14 15:34
Jk men, momma ain't raised no bih
2019-08-14 16:42
first start screaming like goku, and after that, start running like naruto in circles. they would not punch a retard.
2019-08-14 15:29
#185
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Brazil JazZ98 
+1 try to make a hand signal to make a jutsu
2019-08-14 15:31
Scream: I HAVE THE POWER OF GOD AND(!!!) ANIME ON MY SIDE
2019-08-14 15:32
Personnally i would be ashamed to be in a group of 5 against 1 single guy. Maybe you can try to appeal to them about that or try to initiate a 1 vs 1 and lose fast to avoid a beating from all of them. I don't really know tbh, personnaly i can just run away and if one has the stamina to keep up and is far from the other i would explode his face lol. Sorry for the loosy advice, but you are in a tough spot.
2019-08-14 15:35
put a knife in ur sock and show them who's the boss
2019-08-14 15:37
#192
720 | 
Germany felixlulz 
i could sponsor you one karate lesson if you want
2019-08-14 15:37
#199
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African Union mikecool 
Never leave your house again
2019-08-14 15:41
l0ol
2019-08-14 15:45
Say sorry to the girl and once you see the boys ask them for forgiveness. I know it seems pathetic and shit , but it's the only way. If you don't want this method then it would be better if you would tell there parents the full story....if you really want the alpha-male style of handling this without bullshittery just record the video and let beat up....ofc try to fight too but dont put too much effort on it after that show it to the principal.
2019-08-14 15:56
said sorry to the girl in front of these guys and it already made my confidence go bottom. these bullies said it’s not as easy as apologizing and will fuck me up.
2019-08-14 16:21
Put on boxing gloves and put glass/razors/small nails in them, so when you hit them you can cut your hands!
2019-08-14 15:59
#227
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Kazakhstan bjornzz 
lmao
2019-08-14 16:40
Welp, I can be at your funeral if you want.
2019-08-14 16:02
+1
2019-08-15 04:11
Massacre them with a shotgun
2019-08-14 16:02
#210
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Germany N4ime 
My answer is AR-15, extra large mag and a bump stock
2019-08-14 16:06
get naked if they attack
2019-08-14 16:07
#214
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Germany N4ime 
Maybe show them your Bionicle colection, so that they get to impressed
2019-08-14 16:11
#238
BDSM | 
Czech Republic Skeng_ 
+1 works with beyblade collection aswell
2019-08-15 04:06
get them to chokepoints somehow nade them flash them and run away to another choke point rinse and repeat
2019-08-14 16:20
#222
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India Drakkan 
Take out your dick and slap them on the care with it
2019-08-14 16:32
in which city do you live in azerbaijan maybe i can help you
2019-08-14 16:35
Dude if you mean this serious you are real mvp
2019-08-15 04:18
+1
2019-08-15 04:37
2019-08-15 17:53
#226
shox | 
Serbia Ch11co 
Go on youtube and type in krav maga and start learning by tommorow you might be able not to die if not tell your dad that you stole weed from them and they want to kill you your dad will kick theyr ass since hes around 40 and then he will kick your ass becouse you use drugs
2019-08-14 16:38
Take pepper spray with you
2019-08-14 16:45
hire a bunch of hooligans from the local gym
2019-08-14 16:57
just get a spear or maybe a battle axe and they will be so confused and it will just scare the hell out of them, and worst case do a 360 spinner and slice them all in half
2019-08-15 04:07
spear OMEGALUL
2019-08-15 04:14
#247
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Russia ViktorSteel 
nothing u can do if they jump u. But if not then just gather a bigger mob of people than they are and they wont attack you.
2019-08-15 04:15
Knock out biggest guy and others run
2019-08-15 04:17
#250
loli | 
United States credit 
hahahahahaa
2019-08-15 04:21
#260
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Australia t0rrent 
Go to police?
2019-08-15 05:23
you still need help?
2019-08-15 17:58
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