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United States eggiebiscuit_yep 
well boys,,, this is it i am officially fucked. i am currently under investigation by my school for "sexual misconduct" (only given this name because it involved a girl). i am 100% going to get kicked out of school, but the investigation will last over a month. i am going to withdraw from school tomorrow and move back home with my mom who knows all of the allegations What do I do HLTV? i wasted 3 years at school for nothing. I'm going to have to move back home and be a wagecuck for the rest of my life at walmart or some shit. I'm going to have to live with my mom who looks at me with so much shame now. I can't bear this feeling hltv... what do i do? are there any interesting occupations or hobbies i can pursue that will make my life bearable?
2019-08-21 23:58
#1
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Germany Landwirt 
go to another school and don't rape girls there
2019-08-22 00:00
#2
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Yugoslavia HeavySmoker 
+1
2019-08-22 00:01
1) didnt rape girls (or even touch a girl, for that matter) 2) would have to start all over since my transcript will have this informations and no one will accept me
2019-08-22 00:03
#10
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Germany Landwirt 
What did you even do
2019-08-22 00:03
"prove it or..." let your imagination run wild. yes, i was fucking stupid. no i would never actually hurt anyone
2019-08-22 00:04
Did you tell a girl prove it or I'll kill you and they call it sexual harassment?
2019-08-22 00:06
we were in a casual relationship so it makes it sexual misconduct, apparently. epicness. i literally never said anything at all sexual to her ever which makes it a little disappointing
2019-08-22 00:07
What the fuck is your school? Like in my school we called girls bitches, hoes etc, touched them and nobody gave a fuck (girls just slapped us back and all fine)
2019-08-22 00:09
#61
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Yugoslavia HeavySmoker 
Well flag checks out
2019-08-22 00:21
Check #36. It was a marginal school.
2019-08-22 00:22
Us lol, girls have much more power when it comes to accusations, even if they’re proven false at the end, they can ruin your life in the process
2019-08-22 05:21
#171
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France mbl4 
rofl seems like paradise
2019-08-22 15:36
It was funny. I wish i could go back to high school. Teachers who didn't give a fuck and called us '' future criminals'', hoes, playing football instead of going to class...
2019-08-22 15:50
I mean my school could almost be considered third world since all the guys kicked from other schools cuz big things went there. It was full of future criminals (and many were already criminals then xd)
2019-08-22 00:11
#41
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Netherlands BigMarvin 
If not bait I hope you can recover from this. Because if you aren’t lying you have done nothing wrong. Definitely not something to get your life ruined by. Good luck
2019-08-22 00:15
i have done a lot wrong man. i dont think i deserve to get kicked out, i think i just need a lot of counseling. #42 if you think this is bait
2019-08-22 00:16
#52
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Netherlands BigMarvin 
I doubt this is bait but we both know how retarded people on hltv can be. I do hope that you can get a second chance though because this is absolutely disgusting what they did to you.
2019-08-22 00:19
thx man. i will recover and come back with even greater stories for hltv one day. for now, we recover i guess.
2019-08-22 00:24
bruv, i think ur "greater stories" belong to 8chan mister school shooter
2019-08-22 00:41
Well good luck in the future anyways
2019-08-22 04:46
western world in 2019 for you...
2019-08-22 00:18
#57
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Netherlands BigMarvin 
It’s not that bad in the Netherlands. I did some stupid fucking shit and only got detention once because I forgot my homework.
2019-08-22 00:20
#59
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Netherlands BigMarvin 
*The Dutch countryside Amsterdam and Rotterdam are probably worse
2019-08-22 00:21
YOU WONT GET KICKED OUT FOR THAT LMAO
2019-08-22 08:40
trust me, i am there are other details as well.
2019-08-22 15:32
what did you do?
2019-08-22 21:59
+1
2019-08-22 00:19
+1
2019-08-22 00:39
first some murder thing, now sexual misconduct, wtf did you do men))
2019-08-22 00:01
they are calling it sexual misconduct since it involved a female. that is the only reason
2019-08-22 00:03
What happened exactly everybody wants details
2019-08-22 00:26
#18 basically told a girl i would kill her out of drunken rage. it was bad and i deserve consequences. i am not here for pity but just so hltv can be amused edit: i should also add i was hundreds of miles away when i said this.. there was never any real threat of me hurting her
2019-08-22 00:29
Did you legit say ''prove or I'll kill you''?
2019-08-22 00:30
i said something along the lines of "if you keep doing this i'll kill you" when she was making me angry it makes me cringe just to think about. i also sent a pic of her to her friend which im being charged with (i forget the specific charge they said). I'm being charged with like 3-4 different things which would all result in a suspension at least. since they are all together, i am fucked 3-4x over
2019-08-22 00:34
what pic did you send to her friend? like ''don't come to school tomorrow''?
2019-08-22 00:36
a "compromising" pic of her. not nude, but similar
2019-08-22 00:37
bro ngl that was fucking stupid, especially in NA they take shit like that seriously xd
2019-08-22 00:38
Kobe Bryant is a convicted rapist and is a national hero or atleast beloved sport legends in the USA while young kids get kicked out of college for empty threats.
2019-08-22 00:40
I think kobe should be in jail if that's the case, also I think it's kinda justified, you cannot just threaten people you'll kill them. Maybe they should give him another chance.
2019-08-22 00:43
When asked about bruises on the accuser's neck, Bryant admitted to "strangling" her during the encounter, stating that he held her "from the back" "around her neck", that strangling during sex was his "thing" and that he had a pattern of strangling a different sex partner (not his wife) during their recurring sexual encounters. When asked how hard he was holding onto her neck, Bryant stated, "My hands are strong. I don't know." Bryant stated that he assumed consent for sex because of the accuser's body language such as her kissing him, putting her hand on his penis, and bending over, but that he did not explicitly ask for her consent during the encounter. Bryant later said that he believed his accuser was capable of saying no because during the encounter he asked her if he could "cum on her face", and she said no. just read this again Kobe actually didnt rape her just some unconsensual choking and facial.
2019-08-22 00:53
#138
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Canada thelegend27 
chris brown almost beat rihanna to death yet everyone overlooks that shit and adores his music. celebrities only get justice if they’re unlucky and the topic snowballs on social media.
2019-08-22 02:31
Leftism is a disease. It’s ruining America.
2019-08-22 00:44
I think Micheal Jordon also had a rape case. To be an all time great in an NA sport you need a rape case or something with your wife I guess LUL
2019-08-22 01:09
#146
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United States tatsumi 
Kobe did nothing wrong
2019-08-22 04:58
So she's an easily offended feminist?
2019-08-22 15:54
no man, she didnt do anything wrong. she didnt even call my school to get me in trouble, someone else did. she also didn't press charges either, she genuinely was just worried about her safety.
2019-08-22 15:59
eThen why the fuck are you getting kicked out? Why can women say that they want to kill all men for no reason, but when a man say that he's going to kill a woman that irritated him for a while and when he's drunk, there are big consequences
2019-08-22 16:16
because of title ix (university laws), a school has to do a full investigation of any report of "sexual misconduct", or else the school loses federal funding. so even though she doesn't want me to get in trouble, i still get in trouble since i broke school rules.
2019-08-22 16:19
But how the fuck is that sexual misconduct, but saying that you want to kill every man in your class at 14 years of age for no reason is okay
2019-08-22 16:20
#14
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Germany Landwirt 
edgybiscuit
2019-08-22 00:03
#4
coldzera | 
Denmark shinex 
man take the L and move on atleast start with buying some gamer girl bathwater to gain yourself some confidence
2019-08-22 00:01
yeah i know i should move on. what do i do though? do i go to mcdonalds or walmart?
2019-08-22 00:06
make an offer from web
2019-08-22 00:07
just go to another school i think explain the headmaster what happened and that it would be unfair to deny you a future based on it
2019-08-22 00:24
This is NA tho you don't really get a second chance. There is a reason many poeple who are released from prison come right back because they have no opportunities at least as far as I understand it might be wrong
2019-08-22 01:11
roflmao
2019-08-22 00:25
Suici...
2019-08-22 00:02
stfu, fucking edgy kid :D
2019-08-22 00:03
Pero está jodido, tampoco es tan mala opción. Yo si algún día la cago mucho pues es lo que toca.
2019-08-22 00:05
Yo nunca diría eso ni trolleando, no juegues con eso que nunca sabes lo que pueden hacer las otras personas.
2019-08-22 00:06
Madre, te has escapado de forocoches. Chiquito flanders eres.
2019-08-22 00:06
funny language be funny
2019-08-22 00:21
wat
2019-08-22 04:48
Cómo va el incendio, bien? si quieres te llevo una barbacoa
2019-08-22 00:22
¿De qué hablas o:?
2019-08-22 00:22
#162
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Colombia HachitaVidal 
Joder tio
2019-08-22 05:47
#169
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Denmark EyesWallow 
reported for speaking spanish
2019-08-22 15:35
no sadly it's just not an option. we have to be strong mens(((
2019-08-22 00:06
Stay strong men))) now srsly, all will get better (+this is most likely fake)
2019-08-22 00:07
i can show you my campus ban letter i got today from the girl's university, lol. actualy i'll do it now.
2019-08-22 00:08
2019-08-22 00:14
In case this isn't a random internet pic just go see a lawyer, hltv is full of idiots whose answer will be '' suicide ''. Like me.
2019-08-22 00:16
my name is literally on it o_o and today's date lol and trust me.. no lawyer in the world could win this case mens. the people at the office told me i'd be lucky if i just get a suspension, and they havent even seen all of the evidence yet
2019-08-22 00:18
Evidence? Apparently you just told her you'd kill her. Any witness? If not is word vs word, they can't fuck you cuz it.
2019-08-22 00:19
over text message, so she has screenshot. i also sent a pic of her to one of her friends out of rage one night, which they said would be another charge if true. i was dumbass and deseserve it 100%, but fak it sucks man. i am just happy i'm not in trouble with the law.
2019-08-22 00:22
Wth is your country man... How can your life get fucked for telling someone '' prove it or I'll kill you ''
2019-08-22 00:23
either put a bullet in her brain or visit another uni or trade school and make the best out of your life
2019-08-22 00:24
the problem is i will have to completely start over at another school (i'm on my last year). no decent school will let someone convicted of sexual misconduct on their school i dont wish to hurt her though im sure you are just joking
2019-08-22 00:25
ask your school if it somehow possible to just finish your degree there
2019-08-22 00:26
Nt
2019-08-22 00:02
Can’t edit this but I read your second post - my sincere condolences, hope everything works out.
2019-08-22 00:53
Keep studying and behave properly to avoid being a loser (I'm giving a serious advice to your well known bait threads hehehhehe)
2019-08-22 00:04
man how can you tell this to your bros here and not inform us about the details? are we not your brothers??
2019-08-22 00:03
+1
2019-08-22 00:03
#18
2019-08-22 00:04
Don't upskirt your classmates next time
2019-08-22 00:03
Shut up cuck
2019-08-22 00:04
dafuq Trik
2019-08-22 00:08
nt eggiebiscuit_yep's alt
2019-08-22 00:40
Clean your teeth, I can see how rotten they are from America
2019-08-22 00:41
Sorry, I'm not American, I'm British, and the UK is ranked higher than the US in dental health. So how about YOU clean your teeth, and go for a run while you're at it?
2019-08-22 00:47
You also get arrested on grounds of transphobia for misgendering Abdul, nice country
2019-08-22 00:51
The best part about America is that there will always be places to go that aren’t mentally ill. In your country, that’s not the case. You’ll be a full blown totalitarian police state within the next ten years, if you’re not already.
2019-08-22 00:56
Ever heard of Northern Ireland
2019-08-22 01:04
Nowhere is safe
2019-08-22 01:05
Including America
2019-08-22 01:11
I heard you get free dental care until you 18 mens so if you have trash teeth your fault :)))))))))))))
2019-08-22 01:12
Yes, so why have such a false stereotype about the UK?
2019-08-22 01:37
I used to mens but no longer. now uk best teeth
2019-08-22 01:38
Yes and best CS
2019-08-22 01:41
hold up mens. I am best cs player anyone who kill me cheater
2019-08-22 01:41
Nt thorin
2019-08-22 01:48
reported for very tosic
2019-08-22 01:48
I'm not thorin wtf
2019-08-22 01:55
toooooooosic
2019-08-22 01:58
Too sick at CS
2019-08-22 01:59
sexuel misconduct aren`t forever in the US of Americars?
2019-08-22 00:04
#20
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Finland 0lter 
expected from pervert na
2019-08-22 00:04
Nothing. Git gud And why the fuck did you do something that'll cause you trouble?
2019-08-22 00:06
You'd end up a wagecuck anyway because fuck everything
2019-08-22 00:10
that's true but at least i would have been a wagecuck with 2-3x the salary and an office job lol
2019-08-22 16:23
Office jobs are fucking cancer Rather die in a pit tbh
2019-08-22 16:47
Don't come back with the gun ty
2019-08-22 00:10
i would never hurt anyone mens..
2019-08-22 00:13
good boy ;)
2019-08-22 00:18
#37
Twistzz | 
North America f^rax 
Are you in uni?
2019-08-22 00:13
#40
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Canada thelegend27 
what the fuck happened? pm me
2019-08-22 00:14
#18 #42
2019-08-22 00:15
PROOF: imgur.com/a/vgXXzpa imgur.com/a/vgXXzpa imgur.com/a/vgXXzpa imgur.com/a/vgXXzpa imgur.com/a/vgXXzpa i tell you hltv, eggiebiscuit never baits. my life is a rollercoaster. i've actually found some peace in making this post. everything will be okay.
2019-08-22 00:15
Gl mate :(
2019-08-22 00:17
If they kick you be a good murica and shoot em down.
2019-08-22 00:18
oh damn good luck if you haven't done anything
2019-08-22 00:20
#79
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France loaff 
damn u rly are pedo kid
2019-08-22 00:27
#81
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Netherlands BenDoverXX 
Daaamnnnnnnn good luck bro
2019-08-22 00:28
Holy shit you’re not lying. Well, girls are fucking demons who are aided by modern society. There’s a war against straight white males going on - funny, because we’re the least likely to commit crimes (facts are racist). Anyway, I hope you realize how garbage this society is after this, and I truly hope you can recover. You’re in my prayers.
2019-08-22 00:40
#105
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Australia xSanctum 
There is no war against white men mate. You're just on that fear of change bandwagon. Everything will iron itself out.
2019-08-22 00:49
I won’t even engage in an argument with a retard, there is, and you’re wrong. You’ll either find out now, or when it’s too late to save yourself.
2019-08-22 00:50
#160
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Australia xSanctum 
That sounds like conservative propaganda no thanks
2019-08-22 05:30
White Supremacist alert!
2019-08-22 05:55
what in the fucking hell?
2019-08-22 00:49
i am dumbass mens do you know if hltv is hiring?
2019-08-22 01:11
fire a lawsuit bro. Don’t let them get away with it.
2019-08-22 01:33
#145
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United States dimension63 
You’re not a dumbass, man. You made a baseless threat while intoxicated, and now you’re being hounded for something that could easily have been ignored. The girl/school is the problem, not you; you shouldn’t have to apologize. I really hope everything turns out okay for you.
2019-08-22 04:55
#172
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Denmark EyesWallow 
Good luck man, i heard walmart is always hiring, just dont touch any of the girls there, since this is kinda your last chance
2019-08-22 15:41
#46
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United States PsychoLogical 
why dont you try filing a lawsuit for slander etc?
2019-08-22 00:17
+1 or just buy firearm and shoot her
2019-08-22 00:20
What did you actually do
2019-08-22 00:19
#60
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United States JustBitsy 
Lots of non college jobs that can be awesome. Dont limit yourself dude.
2019-08-22 00:21
+1 he should just visit trade school and become a skilled car mechanic or something and out earn all stupid social sciences degrees even military can be a good option
2019-08-22 00:22
true mens.. i could do plumber or something. what do you do mens?((
2019-08-22 00:36
second last semester of civil engineering degree
2019-08-22 00:37
#140
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United States JustBitsy 
That was going to be my next point. Some options out there you will earn quite a bit of money doing. It isn't just options where you can make a living they are options where you can easily out earn people.
2019-08-22 04:43
bro i indeed liked more ur sister stories tbh
2019-08-22 00:25
Sue these bastards 😡😡😡
2019-08-22 00:26
Nowadays you can get kicked out of school in USA just for touching girl hand
2019-08-22 00:26
You won't miss it.
2019-08-22 00:30
Talking to girls is always a bad idea
2019-08-22 00:40
true bro i learned my lesson for life. i genuinely wish i was attracted to dudes
2019-08-22 00:47
USA is a fucking sick society man.... 10,15 years ago it was nothing like this in Canada , and yet this kind of shit is seeping its way even out to me in buttfuck nowhere.
2019-08-22 04:49
This in Brazil is common and you are not punished for it.
2019-08-22 00:42
Same in any normal country.
2019-08-22 01:21
#101
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United States Pogromca 
Make a viral Youtube video about it and make some money and let the world know your story and you will be #freed If serious PM me I would like to help as much as possible
2019-08-22 00:46
just pull a whitey bulger and move to long beach with some old white woman and take care of stray animals and shit....
2019-08-22 00:48
pizza delivery
2019-08-22 01:09
in my hometown? nty.. this is america mens i will either be robbed or get no tip
2019-08-22 01:12
nice
2019-08-22 01:17
holy sh*t my man i recommend going to trade school especially in a country like America where trades are high in demand
2019-08-22 01:19
prove people wrong and get into another school and finally get a good job, dont let one hoe stop you from living mens))
2019-08-22 01:20
Bro education does jackshit, it gives you a resume for a societal slave contract, posh or not, ur still a slave. Live life on your own terms, I am practicing other things like stand up, there are millions of things you can do, but it's important to commit to it.
2019-08-22 01:22
you'll be fine, only thing you'll regret is you didn't get kicked out your freshmen year
2019-08-22 02:45
true the last 2 years of my life have been shit freshman year was ok though
2019-08-22 05:20
If u white and with skills you can find a really good job but hard job Maybe construction or in the oil fields
2019-08-22 04:50
1. gun 2. well done
2019-08-22 04:59
#148
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United States tatsumi 
Women ain’t shit
2019-08-22 05:03
US education sucks anyway, good for you.
2019-08-22 05:05
Congratulations for getting out of the school hell
2019-08-22 05:06
A
2019-08-22 05:08
Idk really, but If I were u I would Just apologize to her and hope the best since
2019-08-22 05:08
if i contact her ever again then i will be arrested and expelled :DDD which honestly i'm almost considering since i'm going to get expelled anyways.. just to speed up the process
2019-08-22 05:20
#156
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United States n3h 
Retard you can finish school online nowdays, you dont even need to leave your house. You shouldnt be fucking passed out girls.
2019-08-22 05:26
Jesus why would you tell the girl you would kill her?
2019-08-22 05:29
nah man i am 100% guilty of what she is accusing, sadly. Like i said, it's really unfortunate they are claiming it's "sexual harassment/misconduct" but idk
2019-08-22 05:27
shitty why did you tell her that you would kill her
2019-08-22 05:29
mental illness, drunkenness, stupidity.. idk men i couldnt tell you. it's really retarded
2019-08-22 05:33
Have you considered studying abroad?
2019-08-22 06:17
it's not really an option financially or physically since no one will accept me
2019-08-22 15:36
#165
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Canada ProvexPyker 
Best of luck brother. But are we talking highschool or post secondary education? If it's highschool, you should be okay tbh, if it's college/uni then idk man that sounds like a real pickle.
2019-08-22 06:26
college, i am 21. my short term plan right now is to stay in my college town (since i just renewed my year long lease) and work at walmart or some shit until it expires. save up like $20k and maybe move out somewhere
2019-08-22 15:35
wake up
2019-08-22 15:52
#176
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Indonesia NameskiY 
Play CSGO , and Make a Money.
2019-08-22 15:55
#182
Monkey | 
Singapore go0s3 
how to make money in csgo mens?)))
2019-08-22 16:22
#187
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Indonesia NameskiY 
Live Streaming or Come Along in Tournament.
2019-08-23 21:46
move to europe ez life
2019-08-22 16:19
Dont touch little girls
2019-08-22 16:24
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