focus on education first for a better future !
Just fuck her in the church ez fix
Just don’t do it in front of a cross or the dead Jesus thing in the middle
Just say you need to find God
first of all stop going to church in 2019
when I was 7 I thought everyone knew religion was fake, I was shocked when I got on the internet that adults can believe this stuff
Real talk post
As a Christian, church going dude myself I know that you can find people in your church that you fancy, but it can also be hard to approach them, as people love to gossip and know all the info, even in churches.
In general I would say 16 is on the young side to be worrying about having a relationship (heck, I’m 25 and have never had a GF), but if you fancy her then try and get to know her and see if you still like her; she might be fit but not have a great personality, or just be so different to you that a relationship would never work. It’s also a good chance to become more confident and improve your social skills more, as good social skills will help you go far in life. If you still like her once you know her, then think about asking her out sometime.
Good luck bro, this relationship stuff is tough however you look at it. Don’t be like me and stress out about it, and I’m sure you’ll be fine. You can pray about it as well, so if your faith means something to you then don’t be scared to pray about it.
issue one fix: there must be a moment or two where she's by herself. Go talk to her then!
issue two fix: age doesn't matter much nowadays, as long as you like each other
issue three fix: self victimizing brings you nowhere. The more you think about it the more power you give to the parts of your brain who want to sabotage you and prevent you from moving forward. So just do it! :D
issue four fix: 90% is a pretty good chance. Even if she isn't, that shouldn't stop you from starting a conversation
grow a long hair, tell her that ur jesus and god said u can f her, doest matter if shes 9 since god said it mashallah brother
"In the past, I was never interested in a girlfriend because I don't have a car"
WO what a beta you are. Rly I dunno anyone who si more beta like you. Even people without a driving license wouldn't use such an excuse.
I could tell you the truth. You think about the church girl cuz you fall in love with the preacher....
say that you like her appearance and you would love to get to know her better
Just talk to her, see what she's like. You may or may not get along but it's worth a try
I think next time you see her, you will know if it was the same girl. She will most likely make eye contact again if it´s her and if she likes you.
Make your move if she does. Find a way to have online contact, then later find a way to be together, if things are going well. At least find out who she is, and then find her on Facebook or whatever you use.
No need to hurry or panic. Good luck
Church girls pretend to follow god to the fullest but they be sucking that D the hardest
Shooot ur shot and ask her out
I also dont want a gf cuz i dont have a car and its hard nowdays to move without car
how about u just fuckin ask, why the fuck is everything a game nowadays where people don't have the courage to even talk to somebody or get to know them, "hey aren't you from the same church as me?", and just get on with your life
Stick it in her butt and nut on the cross.
You are fucking loser holy fuck
is your nickname somehow connected with farts?
dont talk to her, you cant talk such things in church ??
Didnt mother tell you
Background: >Every week at church, there are some very attractive girls. But I am antisocial and I don't really think anything of them. They are simply the attractive church girls. >I do not go to a school or go out for anything other than church. So I have no other place where I would meet girls as of now. Story: I am taking a walk with my sisters and mother and on the other side of the street I see one of the attractive church girls. We make eye contact for a few seconds, but since I am with my family on the other side of the road, I just keep walking. My family did not see this girl. Because of the few seconds I looked at this girl, I am only 90% sure it is the girl from church. If it was the attractive church girl, that would mean she lives within walking distance of my house. In the past, I was never interested in a girlfriend because I don't have a car and that would cause some issues. As I continue walking, I am thinking about the possibilities of living near a girl. This may be an opportunity. Also, this gives me an opportunity to approach the girl at church. I could ask her if we saw each other on the street. However, there is a few issues. Issue One, this girl is similar to me and clings to her parents at church. Issue Two, I have no idea how old this girl is. I am 16, and she could be anywhere from 14-25. Issue Three, I am a bit of a pussy. Issue Four, maybe this girl I saw on the street isn't the church girl at all! Thoughts? I am obviously overthinking this, but y'know, I see opportunity.
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i went to a church once and it was a cult
Religious person = ez dodge
Literally from the NAME of the thread itself I knew it was gonna be a thread by you, BubbleFlames. Before I even clicked on it.
Church? why would you go there?
Do like the priests, tell her that by sexing you, she'll get closer to god.
being religious in 2019 LUL
The Satan is tempting your faith with these dirty thoughts.
Study the holy bile more and save these toughs about girls only for your future wife.
I Can see only 1 issue ur pussy)
I respect you for going to church ma frend
there's no other way to find out and try to reach your goals than getting your balls together and approaching her
" I was never interested in a girlfriend because I don't have a car and that would cause some issues"
You sound like a massive pussy dude. Jesus christ just go talk to her.
this is some top quality bait
copypasta but still, why the fuck would you ever start a conversation with a girl by saying: Hey, did I see you on the street? lmao, she will probably say fuck off and slap you because you are basically saying she is a ho
Do something by yourself out on the streets and see if you run into her, don't approach her when her parents are around mens)))))
Your sisterr is hotter! Pursue the alabama way! YEEHAW!
don't overthink, just go talk mens ))
You want me to bring my bionicles and we go to church together men))) ?
Then the girls will come to us.. I will even let you have first pick.
>literally everything is a sin and was forgiven thanks to jesus’ sacrifice
>FUCK THE GAY AND TRANS IT AINT RIGHT
p.s. just get piss drunk before your church mass off of the wine and wafers and go crazy
16 year old "i dont go to school" flag checks out
Leaving for church in 10 minutes. Time for Bubble Flames to get his girl
Just talk to her i mean what would you lose. You could either be a man or a pussy its totally your choice. But i mean go talk to her start a convo such as didnt i see you that day across the street etc. and ask her out possibly lol
your story reminds me goosebumps novel from my childhood. thx for the share
go to a mosque instead ez 100 wifes men)😁👍👍😄😄😉😂
Wait outside of the church till she comes and talk to her.