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Church Girl
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United States BubbleFlames(BestNaUser) 
Background: >Every week at church, there are some very attractive girls. But I am antisocial and I don't really think anything of them. They are simply the attractive church girls. >I do not go to a school or go out for anything other than church. So I have no other place where I would meet girls as of now. Story: I am taking a walk with my sisters and mother and on the other side of the street I see one of the attractive church girls. We make eye contact for a few seconds, but since I am with my family on the other side of the road, I just keep walking. My family did not see this girl. Because of the few seconds I looked at this girl, I am only 90% sure it is the girl from church. If it was the attractive church girl, that would mean she lives within walking distance of my house. In the past, I was never interested in a girlfriend because I don't have a car and that would cause some issues. As I continue walking, I am thinking about the possibilities of living near a girl. This may be an opportunity. Also, this gives me an opportunity to approach the girl at church. I could ask her if we saw each other on the street. However, there is a few issues. Issue One, this girl is similar to me and clings to her parents at church. Issue Two, I have no idea how old this girl is. I am 16, and she could be anywhere from 14-25. Issue Three, I am a bit of a pussy. Issue Four, maybe this girl I saw on the street isn't the church girl at all! Thoughts? I am obviously overthinking this, but y'know, I see opportunity.
2019-08-25 02:03
focus on education first for a better future !
2019-08-25 02:04
I am already focusing heavily on education and am doing very well right now with studying and overall productivity. So this is a good a time as any.
2019-08-25 02:06
#82
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Sweden frozze90 
You focus heavy on education,but you do not go to any school at age of 16? are you being homeschooled?
2019-08-25 08:32
I do online school, but I'm pretty much finished with high school. I don't start college for another year, so in the meantime I am studying real estate
2019-08-25 16:03
online school wtf just sign up on skillshare and say “fuck college”
2019-09-09 00:05
How are you studying real estate mainly? By working, reading books or online courses?
2019-09-09 00:05
Online courses, taking notes on books, online lectures, podcasts, etc.
2019-09-09 00:07
That's actually not bad, good luck with that.
2019-09-09 14:19
Modern education lmfao Sheeple strike again
2019-08-25 15:23
#3
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Oceania Sharon_Needles 
Just fuck her in the church ez fix Just don’t do it in front of a cross or the dead Jesus thing in the middle
2019-08-25 02:05
I just want to talk to the girl, not sex her
2019-08-25 02:07
#98
TrilluXe | 
Germany OfenK 
fak her right in ze vagina
2019-08-25 11:16
That would be rape because I don't know this girl
2019-08-25 16:05
Say hi before U do it so U know her
2019-08-25 17:46
He's joking bro, dont be so serious
2019-08-25 21:48
#203
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United States _icedtea 
protip: how not to get raped: if someone tries to rape you say "yes" so its no longer rape
2019-09-09 03:12
How old are you?
2019-08-25 02:08
In the thread I said I was 16
2019-08-25 02:09
Oh I didn’t see it, dude it’s fine you don’t have a car at that age lol. Totally normal. Ask her out
2019-08-25 02:13
#7
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Netherlands WitnessMe 
Just say you need to find God
2019-08-25 02:09
This will scare her away I think
2019-08-25 02:11
#12
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Netherlands WitnessMe 
Yeah I'm counting on it, wouldn't you be?
2019-08-25 02:13
I don't know
2019-08-25 04:13
sex her
2019-08-25 02:14
No
2019-08-25 04:13
#14
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United States EliteDarkSoul 
Lmao wat a nerd
2019-08-25 02:15
>Lmao wat a nerd >EliteDarkSoul
2019-08-25 02:36
+1
2019-08-25 03:45
lmao
2019-08-25 08:19
+1
2019-08-25 08:29
+1
2019-08-25 09:05
:DDD +1
2019-08-25 12:45
+1
2019-08-25 15:53
+1 Rekt
2019-08-25 16:25
=DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
2019-09-09 00:08
first of all stop going to church in 2019 when I was 7 I thought everyone knew religion was fake, I was shocked when I got on the internet that adults can believe this stuff
2019-08-25 02:17
#195
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United Kingdom alcaz4r_ 
haha thats the truest thing ive ever read, still blows me away sometimes that educated and seemingly reasonable people unironically believe in magic and shit
2019-08-25 23:53
#16
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United Kingdom Lightning_DC_ 
Real talk post As a Christian, church going dude myself I know that you can find people in your church that you fancy, but it can also be hard to approach them, as people love to gossip and know all the info, even in churches. In general I would say 16 is on the young side to be worrying about having a relationship (heck, I’m 25 and have never had a GF), but if you fancy her then try and get to know her and see if you still like her; she might be fit but not have a great personality, or just be so different to you that a relationship would never work. It’s also a good chance to become more confident and improve your social skills more, as good social skills will help you go far in life. If you still like her once you know her, then think about asking her out sometime. Good luck bro, this relationship stuff is tough however you look at it. Don’t be like me and stress out about it, and I’m sure you’ll be fine. You can pray about it as well, so if your faith means something to you then don’t be scared to pray about it.
2019-08-25 02:20
#20
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Austria Schwerpunkt 
I do consider myself a refined Christian church goin' dude
2019-08-25 02:27
#99
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Europe xrnavkha 
Reckon I’d start to worry at 25 and not having been in a relationship mate
2019-08-25 11:18
+1 Not meant to be a jab at him.
2019-08-25 15:52
maybe he should stop going to church.
2019-08-28 21:18
You seem like a decent chap. Respect.
2019-08-25 12:53
Cheers bro, I do my best.
2019-08-25 16:29
#17
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Portugal NabasKi 
issue one fix: there must be a moment or two where she's by herself. Go talk to her then! issue two fix: age doesn't matter much nowadays, as long as you like each other issue three fix: self victimizing brings you nowhere. The more you think about it the more power you give to the parts of your brain who want to sabotage you and prevent you from moving forward. So just do it! :D issue four fix: 90% is a pretty good chance. Even if she isn't, that shouldn't stop you from starting a conversation
2019-08-25 02:23
Alright, I will try my best tomorrow
2019-08-25 02:42
#38
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Portugal NabasKi 
best of luck to you mate
2019-08-25 02:44
keep us updated ;) gl bro
2019-08-25 04:38
#18
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Sweden meistr0 
Religion in 2k19 axaxaxa. youtu.be/_Mbxe33BYW8?t=84 Anyways, just yolo & talk with her dude. Or you will regret it forever if someone else does it before u.
2019-08-25 02:23
grow a long hair, tell her that ur jesus and god said u can f her, doest matter if shes 9 since god said it mashallah brother
2019-08-25 02:23
#22
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Georgia Gvprtskvni 
Remember back in the days, around 1200 hundreds when you conquered and destroyed Great Georgian Kingdom? that was bad and i'm waiting for an apology from you, but at least you teached us how to make Khinkali.
2019-08-25 02:33
great georgian kingdom? the thing that fell under 2 days?
2019-08-25 02:34
#25
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Georgia Gvprtskvni 
What do you mean, we fought you hard but you just out numbered us and you had a lot of horses.
2019-08-25 02:35
first asian blitzkrieg, almost owned whole europe
2019-08-25 02:38
#33
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Georgia Gvprtskvni 
I'm still waiting for an apologies, you destroyed our Great Kingdom of Georgia and since than we are an easy target for rest of the conquerers, thank you for the Khinkali tho which is better than any of the Asian dumplings hahaha.
2019-08-25 02:41
im so sorry, at least u learned how to make some real food
2019-08-25 02:45
#43
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Georgia Gvprtskvni 
Your apologies are accepted, Khinkali is great but we made it great from the beginning it was not as good, if you know what i mean.
2019-08-25 02:47
"In the past, I was never interested in a girlfriend because I don't have a car" WO what a beta you are. Rly I dunno anyone who si more beta like you. Even people without a driving license wouldn't use such an excuse. I could tell you the truth. You think about the church girl cuz you fall in love with the preacher....
2019-08-25 02:36
Aren’t you a leftist? I don’t think you can call anyone else a beta
2019-08-25 02:37
lefties are alphas who beat righties on the street. but no I am just middle (in my country pov, USA would call me libtard cuz they all right as nazis)
2019-08-25 02:39
Leftists beat rightists in the street? lol Leftists haven’t seen real rightists in the street, and I honestly hope they don’t - because when they do we’ll have the second american civil war.
2019-08-25 02:47
I would be uncomfortable asking my parents to drive me and a girl somewhere I would be even more uncomfortable in the car ride. I can't talk to other people in front of my parents
2019-08-25 02:39
what you can't talk in front of your parents???? You need some professional help. But overall my advice is. You should get experience to talk with girls and flirt with them at least try it. otherwise, you just dream all day long. And if you are some hardcore Christian... leave your family. Jesus never demanded that people will follow him as a hardcore bitch.
2019-08-25 02:41
what do you mean sex before marriage O_O
2019-08-25 03:29
how you conclude this out of my comment? LUL
2019-08-25 03:40
leave your family hardcore christian means no sex before marriage
2019-08-25 03:42
hardcore christian means marry the girl your parents want and live a shit life don have fun etc.
2019-08-25 03:43
#104
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Lithuania Mr|Julius 
Not how the religion works but ok
2019-08-25 12:27
ask the Muslim girls that have to marry with 12
2019-08-25 12:50
>talks about christianity >muslim girls
2019-08-25 13:37
oh armish people? hardcore christian people they do the same.
2019-08-25 13:50
#192
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Lithuania Mr|Julius 
No, because its against the bible lmao
2019-08-25 19:39
Public transport isnt an option? Where you live, isnt anything interesting in walking distance?
2019-08-25 15:27
I live in Guatemala, and yes, there are interesting things within walking distance. But if someone lives 20 miles away, it isn't helpful. This girl might actually live within walking distance which would solve those problems
2019-08-25 15:29
Going to church OMEGALUL
2019-08-25 02:42
Nothing wrong with going to church.
2019-08-25 02:48
r/atheism kids are on hltv aswell sadly
2019-08-25 02:49
#85
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Austria Dontellme 
+1
2019-08-25 08:42
say that you like her appearance and you would love to get to know her better
2019-08-25 02:42
#39
xsepower | 
Italy rad0r 
This is an huge bait
2019-08-25 02:45
I don't make baits on topics such as this
2019-08-25 02:46
#45
xsepower | 
Italy rad0r 
Ok then. What would you do?
2019-08-25 02:47
I'm not sure what you mean
2019-08-25 02:55
Just talk to her, see what she's like. You may or may not get along but it's worth a try
2019-08-25 03:05
I don't know how to "just talk to her"
2019-08-25 03:09
#56
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Europe boys 
Just start talking about how you think you saw her on the street last day and the conversation will automatically flow girls always say thing that you can respond to to keep a conversation going. It might end up very awkward but you will never know if you dont do it.
2019-08-25 03:13
Okay, I'll try
2019-08-25 03:14
#54
gla1ve | 
Denmark flapdur 
I think next time you see her, you will know if it was the same girl. She will most likely make eye contact again if it´s her and if she likes you. Make your move if she does. Find a way to have online contact, then later find a way to be together, if things are going well. At least find out who she is, and then find her on Facebook or whatever you use. No need to hurry or panic. Good luck
2019-08-25 03:09
Thanks, good advice
2019-08-25 03:10
Church girls pretend to follow god to the fullest but they be sucking that D the hardest Shooot ur shot and ask her out I also dont want a gf cuz i dont have a car and its hard nowdays to move without car
2019-08-25 03:14
just sex her
2019-08-25 03:46
Walking up to random girls at church and asking them to have sex is slightly frowned upon in my religion.
2019-08-25 03:49
#68
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United States pes0man 
go for it mens
2019-08-25 04:14
#69
shox | 
United States finedenim 
how about u just fuckin ask, why the fuck is everything a game nowadays where people don't have the courage to even talk to somebody or get to know them, "hey aren't you from the same church as me?", and just get on with your life
2019-08-25 04:14
It's tough
2019-08-25 04:15
#71
shox | 
United States finedenim 
if your thoughts completely differ from your actions, then your problems are beyond tough, that basically means you can't do anything at all and nothing will ever change that so this post means nothing the ultimate factor is doing what i said before, just ask, there's no other way, even if it's just to acknowledge fellow members of your church, you can't even do that. The only way something bad comes of this is if you ask her a stupid ass question or you act like a weirdo around her and just look at her but never say anything.
2019-08-25 04:19
#72
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United States _ATaXiA_ 
Stick it in her butt and nut on the cross.
2019-08-25 04:22
People have weird ideas about churches My church doesn't have any crosses hung up, especially not a cross large enough to sex on
2019-08-25 04:37
good category men)))
2019-08-25 06:56
#77
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Europe JohnMurphy 
You are fucking loser holy fuck
2019-08-25 08:20
Nt
2019-08-25 15:24
#78
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Czech Republic seal2145 
is your nickname somehow connected with farts?
2019-08-25 08:29
No
2019-08-25 15:07
#126
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Czech Republic seal2145 
oaaaaaah xd unluko
2019-08-25 15:14
Is that what people think when they see my name? Lmao
2019-08-25 15:16
#146
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Czech Republic seal2145 
eeeeeeeh im kinda dumby nobrain so atleast thats what i thought when i saw itt
2019-08-25 15:34
dont talk to her, you cant talk such things in church ?? Didnt mother tell you
2019-08-25 08:30
This is not the 1500s
2019-08-25 16:10
0/8
2019-08-25 08:30
Wtf mens(
2019-08-25 16:09
#83
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Austria Dontellme 
Background: >Every week at church, there are some very attractive girls. But I am antisocial and I don't really think anything of them. They are simply the attractive church girls. >I do not go to a school or go out for anything other than church. So I have no other place where I would meet girls as of now. Story: I am taking a walk with my sisters and mother and on the other side of the street I see one of the attractive church girls. We make eye contact for a few seconds, but since I am with my family on the other side of the road, I just keep walking. My family did not see this girl. Because of the few seconds I looked at this girl, I am only 90% sure it is the girl from church. If it was the attractive church girl, that would mean she lives within walking distance of my house. In the past, I was never interested in a girlfriend because I don't have a car and that would cause some issues. As I continue walking, I am thinking about the possibilities of living near a girl. This may be an opportunity. Also, this gives me an opportunity to approach the girl at church. I could ask her if we saw each other on the street. However, there is a few issues. Issue One, this girl is similar to me and clings to her parents at church. Issue Two, I have no idea how old this girl is. I am 16, and she could be anywhere from 14-25. Issue Three, I am a bit of a pussy. Issue Four, maybe this girl I saw on the street isn't the church girl at all! Thoughts? I am obviously overthinking this, but y'know, I see opportunity.
2019-08-25 08:40
#86
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Austria Dontellme 
Which church u going to?
2019-08-25 08:43
A Christian church
2019-08-25 15:19
#182
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Austria Dontellme 
i mean evangelical, cuz im in an evangelical
2019-08-25 16:53
#87
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Bulgaria Gulasczek 
Help BubbleFlames(BestNaUser) perform and give him a chance to win a girl Boost his rating with Runtime Nutrition
2019-08-25 08:46
#88
United States dzfw 
i went to a church once and it was a cult
2019-08-25 08:47
#180
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Sweden crindz 
roflll
2019-08-25 16:49
#90
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Yugoslavia HeavySmoker 
Religious person = ez dodge
2019-08-25 08:56
Literally from the NAME of the thread itself I knew it was gonna be a thread by you, BubbleFlames. Before I even clicked on it.
2019-08-25 08:59
And you came anyways <3 <3 <3
2019-08-25 15:10
Church? why would you go there?
2019-08-25 11:12
I guess this thread explains it Disco costs too much
2019-08-25 15:21
Lol :)
2019-08-25 16:21
Do like the priests, tell her that by sexing you, she'll get closer to god.
2019-08-25 11:18
#105
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Denmark Snakebye 
works 100%
2019-08-25 12:28
church game is legit
2019-08-25 12:23
being religious in 2019 LUL
2019-08-25 12:31
Ahahah +1
2019-08-25 15:21
The Satan is tempting your faith with these dirty thoughts. Study the holy bile more and save these toughs about girls only for your future wife.
2019-08-25 12:54
#113
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Russia dewitt321 
I Can see only 1 issue ur pussy)
2019-08-25 12:55
I respect you for going to church ma frend
2019-08-25 13:42
there is no god
2019-08-25 13:50
Nt
2019-08-25 15:13
Which church?
2019-08-25 15:18
A Christian church
2019-08-25 15:19
I mean which catholic or more evangelical? You have to consider it, because many of the evangelicals are pretty conservative and don't have relationships before marriage.
2019-08-25 15:20
there's no other way to find out and try to reach your goals than getting your balls together and approaching her
2019-08-25 15:20
eat the church men))
2019-08-25 15:21
#136
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Armenia gr1nch 
" I was never interested in a girlfriend because I don't have a car and that would cause some issues" ???
2019-08-25 15:22
#32
2019-08-25 15:26
#142
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Armenia gr1nch 
bus,taxi ???
2019-08-25 15:28
I live in Guatemala. I don't want to get robbed taking buses. Taxis do not exist in my area
2019-08-25 15:31
#145
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Armenia gr1nch 
lmao grow up
2019-08-25 15:33
You sound like a massive pussy dude. Jesus christ just go talk to her.
2019-08-25 15:35
If I see her alone I'll try
2019-08-25 15:40
this is some top quality bait
2019-08-25 15:46
What part of this sounds like a bait?
2019-08-25 15:47
everything tbh but if its real story i feel sad for u
2019-08-25 15:48
Wtf mens ((
2019-08-25 15:49
smash that pussy mens))
2019-08-25 15:49
copypasta but still, why the fuck would you ever start a conversation with a girl by saying: Hey, did I see you on the street? lmao, she will probably say fuck off and slap you because you are basically saying she is a ho
2019-08-25 15:51
Yeah, I'm not sure how to phrase it. What should I say?
2019-08-25 15:52
#159
ropz | 
Australia viC3PO 
hltv best incel website
2019-08-25 15:53
#160
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Ireland DaFlame 
Do something by yourself out on the streets and see if you run into her, don't approach her when her parents are around mens)))))
2019-08-25 15:54
#161
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Denmark EyesWallow 
who goes to church?
2019-08-25 15:56
Me. And the girl.
2019-08-25 15:57
#188
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Denmark EyesWallow 
does the priests touch you?
2019-08-25 17:21
No, we don't have priests. Just a young pastor who wears skinny jeans
2019-08-25 17:23
#190
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Denmark EyesWallow 
ohh interesting
2019-08-25 17:28
Your sisterr is hotter! Pursue the alabama way! YEEHAW!
2019-08-25 16:12
I don't think so
2019-08-25 16:13
don't overthink, just go talk mens ))
2019-08-25 16:23
#173
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Brunei EasyLele 
You want me to bring my bionicles and we go to church together men))) ? Then the girls will come to us.. I will even let you have first pick.
2019-08-25 16:23
Mens))) That would be very helpful. No woman can resist your bionicles
2019-08-25 16:25
#177
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Brunei EasyLele 
Very true men))) But if they go to church, dont you have to marry them before you can sex them?
2019-08-25 16:31
Yes
2019-08-25 17:01
>literally everything is a sin and was forgiven thanks to jesus’ sacrifice >FUCK THE GAY AND TRANS IT AINT RIGHT p.s. just get piss drunk before your church mass off of the wine and wafers and go crazy
2019-08-25 16:33
#181
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Croatia feelsbadmane 
16 year old "i dont go to school" flag checks out
2019-08-25 16:52
Leaving for church in 10 minutes. Time for Bubble Flames to get his girl
2019-08-25 17:07
Just talk to her i mean what would you lose. You could either be a man or a pussy its totally your choice. But i mean go talk to her start a convo such as didnt i see you that day across the street etc. and ask her out possibly lol
2019-08-25 17:13
your story reminds me goosebumps novel from my childhood. thx for the share
2019-08-25 17:17
go to a mosque instead ez 100 wifes men)😁👍👍😄😄😉😂
2019-09-09 00:02
Wait outside of the church till she comes and talk to her.
2019-09-09 14:22
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