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hltv.org/forums/threads/2117967/church-g.. I choked She was standing right in front of me and I didn't say anything. Wtf mens((( Then I was distracted the entire service because she sat in the row in front of me. I either need to grow some balls or forget about her. I don't like crushing on someone but never talking to them. I could easily tell myself I wouldn't pursue her, and I would simply continue my normal life, but if I try to pursue her and fail, I will have wasted lots of time and thoughts.
2019-08-25 21:35
#1
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Mongolia bozgor 
man the fuck up before Jamal swoops in
2019-08-25 21:36
She’s a church going Christian, most likely she doesn’t want to date someone like that lol
2019-08-25 21:51
#43
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Finland DuploMen 
Are you impling Jamal is black?
2019-08-25 22:21
I’m implying he’s a POC, not just black
2019-08-25 22:30
#76
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Finland DuploMen 
Well maybe you should give Jamal a chance
2019-08-26 21:23
#2
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Netherlands BigMarvin 
You should know that the HLTV.org user BigMarvin believes in you
2019-08-25 21:36
Thanks mens))
2019-08-25 21:39
wholesome
2019-08-25 23:49
tldr :P
2019-08-25 21:36
#8
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Netherlands BigMarvin 
BubbleFlames is too beta to ask Yunoliek out on a date
2019-08-25 21:40
Church girl > Yunoliek
2019-08-25 21:43
#12
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Netherlands BigMarvin 
Gl then my DuDe.
2019-08-25 21:45
Maybe I can show her the top 15 hltv user list and she will be impressed? Idk mens. I am not on the list
2019-08-25 22:05
I was 3rd and she wasnt impressed either((
2019-08-25 22:08
#39
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Netherlands BigMarvin 
Don't worry men))) I was very impressed.
2019-08-25 22:09
Literally anyone > toxic prodka grill
2019-08-26 01:07
Sex her men)))))
2019-08-25 21:38
she is church girl only after marriage men))
2019-08-25 21:45
sex the back door god can't get mad men)))
2019-08-25 21:46
Yes mens))) I wish for arranged marriages (((
2019-08-25 21:46
Man the fuck up , speak from your heart , make sweet love with her , get married , have children , live a happy life. That good enough ?
2019-08-25 22:00
#49
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Hungary mEZENCEphalon 
you can sex in poopoo no problem Jesus approves
2019-08-25 23:21
#5
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Slovakia itsab8 
expected from NA
2019-08-25 21:38
#6
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Kazakhstan bjornzz 
expected from BubbleFmales(BestNaUser)
2019-08-25 21:39
On the car ride to church, I was so prepared to go up and talk to this girl. Then I saw her walk in and immediately I locked up. It's much easier to imagine conversations in your head than actually have real conversations. In my head, this girl watches pro cs and roots for North...So you know how realistic I am
2019-08-25 21:42
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Kazakhstan bjornzz 
it's so sad Mr BubbleFlames 😭
2019-08-25 21:49
#33
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Finland Autisthicc 
do you actually root for north?
2019-08-25 22:06
Yes Church girl likely does not however
2019-08-25 22:07
#77
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United States fraus 
fakking FaZe bish. btw change ur username since im the best NA user.
2019-08-26 21:28
nt
2019-08-26 22:48
#15
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United States skzl_ 
just continue your journey to becoming the best Na PLAYER!!! girls will only stop you my friend. i believe in you 😎😎😎
2019-08-25 21:46
#16
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Slovakia itsab8 
What was your plan? Did you want to start a smalltalk or what men))) ?
2019-08-25 21:49
I planned it out in my last thread. A few days ago, I saw her across the street in my neighborhood, so I was going to say something about it at church to her.
2019-08-25 21:51
#20
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Slovakia itsab8 
Well I don't really think that starting a conversation with a stranger with "I saw you on the other side of the street a few days back" is a good idea. It won't get you anywhere.
2019-08-25 21:54
Mens((( I don't know how else to start conversations
2019-08-25 21:59
#35
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Slovakia itsab8 
Looking at your other comments; ask her if she moved in recently, you didn't really see her around until recently casually compliment her jewelry mention/suggest that her looks caught your attention relax and don't get too tense or stutter, or you will look like an even bigger creep
2019-08-25 22:09
I get tense and stutter sometimes when I talk to my own family, I don't think I could easily talk to church girl without looking creepy
2019-08-25 23:41
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Slovakia itsab8 
Well then you will have to work on that... There's a chance that she might have a thing for shy guys, but acting confidently is (almost) always your best bet.
2019-08-26 00:05
Well just man up and get straight to the point - you are very attractive, wanna grab coffee someday? Btw I am (insert your name). And you can continue smoothly even if she rejects you because it is very forward, by asking her some questions to know her better. Women love confident men, if you can pull off something like this she will most likely be attracted to you.
2019-08-25 22:07
Idk man, I don't think I can do this
2019-08-25 23:39
I had a big crush on a girl (and i still have) And i dm'd her on 1Jan =))) and i talked to her all night and it was soo cool bro but i was the one who was talking the most and that's kinda sad I haven't spoke to her since then, i want to be around her at school Do that church girl have facebook or ig? I wanna rate her =)))) Sorry for bed london
2019-08-25 21:55
I will not let hltv rate her. I do not know if she has social media because I don't know her name.
2019-08-25 21:58
Oh ok bro I wanna rate u =)) LET ME RATE SOMETHING 0_0
2019-08-25 22:21
rate ur country
2019-08-26 00:46
Romanians are poor but romania its a nice country AND NO1 SHOOTS KIDS HERE
2019-08-26 01:06
2019-08-26 00:48
Do something with that haircut and try to smile Ez church girl
2019-08-26 01:04
I smile most of the time, what should I do with the haircut?
2019-08-26 01:05
Its a really default one dunno My haircut is really bad too but i will change it before school i think
2019-08-26 01:07
Give me her number, I'll help you out.
2019-08-25 21:56
I did learn some stuff. She seems to be close with her father, less so with her mother. She wears lots of jewelry including 5+ bracelets. She may or may not wear makeup, I can't tell, so that's a good sign. At one point she pulled out her smartphone. I only glanced at it because I'm not TOO creepy, but it looked somewhat fancy and she had a full page of apps. Maybe a bad sign, maybe social media girl. She seems fairly extroverted, but not much that she would approach strangers randomly (like me.) I pointed her out to my mate and he didn't think she was attractive. This is a good sign, because I find her extremely attractive but if others don't, maybe it will be easier. I noticed she speaks fluent Spanish, but that was expected, since I'm living in Guatemala (English church though) Those were my observations.
2019-08-25 21:57
#29
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Germany ropzGOD 
You are overthinking it way too much bro, just talk to her
2019-08-25 22:02
+1
2019-08-25 22:03
I have very short to no windows of opportunity to talk to her. I cannot approach a girl when my family is watching me, which is 99% of the time at church
2019-08-25 22:04
#36
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Slovakia itsab8 
+1
2019-08-25 22:07
just sit down next to her and put your hand on her head it always works
2019-08-25 22:09
Lmao wtf
2019-08-25 22:10
#57
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Serbia avaterR 
wtf mens))
2019-08-25 23:51
hmm?)))
2019-08-26 00:01
#27
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Russia yuko^^ 
typical american
2019-08-25 22:00
Why
2019-08-25 22:02
#42
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Finland Autisthicc 
hltv trying their best to make a fellow user talk to a girl part 2
2019-08-25 22:11
I hope it works by part 3
2019-08-25 23:21
#46
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Canada ProvexPyker 
Bubble Blog #9000 😴😪
2019-08-25 22:49
The content will be better when I win church girl's heart.
2019-08-25 23:19
#60
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Canada ProvexPyker 
I'm looking forward to it, best of luck bro
2019-08-25 23:58
The sad thing is that I will be thinking about this girl all week, and when Sunday comes around, I will have maybe 5 minutes before and after church when I could talk to this girl. And if I fail again, I have to wait another week.
2019-08-26 00:01
#52
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Luxembourg HLTVPolice 
just talk to her
2019-08-25 23:43
If it was easy, I'd have done so
2019-08-25 23:49
#53
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United Kingdom Kieran6670 
I believe in you bro 😎
2019-08-25 23:45
Thanks mens))
2019-08-25 23:49
#58
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Serbia avaterR 
Just show her your $50 shadow daggers. I'm pretty sure she will like it))
2019-08-25 23:54
I have no csgo skins Church girl is a bit intimidating
2019-08-25 23:55
Best NA user and not even alpha LUL
2019-08-26 00:02
Mens((( Church girl is a bit scary
2019-08-26 00:05
Just ask her a number? Lol3
2019-08-26 00:08
My heart beats fast and I can't take deep breaths mens(( And I are getting stomach butterflies when I see church girl
2019-08-26 00:10
Women are just people, not aliens or angels. You've got to bring them down in your mind and realise you can just talk to them like human beings. It also helps if you feel good about yourself - that comes from having a little success in life, whether it be a good career or hitting the gym. Being global elite doesn't count though sorry. (Edit: you're 16, you don't even need success - just be a little cool / confident in yourself, that's the teenage version of success) Then you just need to approach them repeatedly until your brain feels normal about it. It will be awkward at first if you're not used to doing it, you'll have a lot of clunkers, but repetition will get you over that hump in time. Most of it's just about you feeling comfortable in your own skin interacting with another person. TO ALL YOU YOUNG GUYS: Do this sooner, not later. Get your insecurities out of the system before you're 20 if you can - do all the things that make you uncomfortable. Oh, also - stop obsessing. Don't put her on a pedestal you don't even know the girl, any ideas you have about her are your imagination running wild.
2019-08-26 01:17
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