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Most alpha thing you've done
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Turkey headshotk1ng 
probably askin a super model for a sex in front of her boyfriend and getting the answer ''yes''. lmfao it was shots fired, he attacked me afterwards
2019-09-09 09:41
Drank a redbull :sunglasses:
2019-09-09 09:42
#5
juliano | 
Italy EKSDEE1 
i never redbull men((((((
2019-09-09 09:43
I won a csgo major
2019-09-09 12:42
said i was over 18 to enter a porn site
2019-09-12 13:06
#2
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Poland Ligm@ 
Punched a girl
2019-09-09 09:42
#4
Pumtac | 
Slovenia YuNOliek 
Flag checks out
2019-09-09 09:43
+1
2019-09-09 10:07
Xxaxaxaxa
2019-09-09 10:11
+1
2019-09-09 11:46
lolololol
2019-09-09 12:12
LMAO
2019-09-09 12:14
#111
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Poland Ligm@ 
KKK
2019-09-09 12:40
#119
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United States FarCentrist 
lol
2019-09-09 12:57
Wife*
2019-09-09 09:45
Hahaha i laughed out loud man thx for that
2019-09-09 10:17
#96
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Poland FitPolak 
Ligma balls
2019-09-09 12:20
#126
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Portugal baki_ 
LMAOAAOAO
2019-09-09 13:36
#3
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Czech Republic realProkda 
I looked at the girl one time... had multiple orgasms afterward
2019-09-09 09:43
#16
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India Narendra_modi 
Cuz turned out she had a dick
2019-09-09 09:51
That’s so funny, what’s even funnier is the lack of toilets in India
2019-09-09 11:44
#78
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Norway Trombass 
+1
2019-09-09 11:50
OMEGALUL
2019-09-09 12:03
name checks out heavily here lol
2019-09-09 12:21
lmao
2019-09-09 12:38
rekt
2019-09-09 13:34
doomed
2019-09-09 13:38
XDDDD
2019-09-12 12:41
#114
s1mple | 
Europe Sam2k 
nt prokda
2019-09-09 12:42
#6
Jame | 
Israel uffiez 
eating tomato
2019-09-09 09:44
savage
2019-09-09 09:44
#27
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Brazil NukebRS 
How can you still live with yourself after that?
2019-09-09 10:08
Cumming at super hot model face at the casting in front of everyone, she said she like it
2019-09-09 09:44
How long before you woke up?
2019-09-09 09:45
Are you headshotk1ng friend? Cuz i see you're ok with what he said but don't believe to me
2019-09-09 09:53
What did he say wtf?
2019-09-09 09:54
"probably askin a super model for a sex in front of her boyfriend and getting the answer ''yes''."
2019-09-09 09:54
#38
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Turkey headshotk1ng 
respect me ??
2019-09-09 10:20
respect him ??
2019-09-09 11:39
#106
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Turkey headshotk1ng 
thansk you.
2019-09-09 12:33
Respect hsk bro :(
2019-09-09 12:53
#8
Zeus | 
Finland 0lter 
I say to this one guy in cs you are retard after game end and quickly type quit in console 😎😎😎😎
2019-09-09 09:44
Edgy
2019-09-09 09:45
my man)))))
2019-09-09 09:45
#28
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Brazil NukebRS 
Savage
2019-09-09 10:08
#31
f0rest | 
Greece Graecos 
So brave! ahah
2019-09-09 10:15
If you didn't say "fuck ur mom" as well this is only a beta move
2019-09-09 10:23
Oooooof
2019-09-09 13:39
I broke schoolmates tooth coz he pissed me off and I slammed his head into the table (wasn't that bad, he even laughed) and tried to pick up some dude who was 3 heads taller by the collar and gave him some speech about how he's lazy as fuck
2019-09-09 09:44
#20
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Denmark OscarGF 
Flag checks out.
2019-09-09 09:54
#22
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India Narendra_modi 
Girl Physical prowess Pick 1
2019-09-09 09:55
What can you do when dudes are lazy ad fuck and I always have to do work instead of them. Legit guys up to age of 17 are as useful as broken condom.
2019-09-09 10:17
Nice generalizing. Same with most girls up to 22ish
2019-09-09 10:35
#50
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India Narendra_modi 
It's just assault, now change the genders and see how people see it A boy punched a girl and broke his teeth
2019-09-09 10:36
What a bunch of beta males in your class. You do that to me, i'll break your nose in an instant.
2019-09-09 12:17
im 17, I'm offended and you will take that back
2019-09-09 12:22
great to know you fit the slovenian stereotype
2019-09-09 12:39
#15
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Taiwan NewTaipei 
Asked girl for sex with the front of her friends. She said not now, but her friend said yes, it was worth it.
2019-09-09 09:49
Pfffft amateurs... Being a good father for my daughter and doing not-so-male-stuff like riding ponies, learn how to braid her hair and play with all the frozen characters. THAT is Alpha.
2019-09-09 09:54
I can respect that
2019-09-09 09:56
#29
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Brazil NukebRS 
+ respect
2019-09-09 10:09
+ respect
2019-09-09 10:19
#39
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Germany sketchbook 
Did you just assume your childs gender? What if he/she rather wants to play football or play video games men((
2019-09-09 10:22
Believe me, I asked her what she wants to do. And it turned out that my girl wants to do girls-stuff. But she accepted to go to a football match with me! That is a start.
2019-09-09 11:36
#93
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Germany sketchbook 
I just wanted to bait men((. Still thx for honest answer.
2019-09-09 12:16
becoming a good father is the most important alpha move you make in life
2019-09-09 10:25
+1 real alpha attitude
2019-09-09 10:40
+1
2019-09-09 12:13
#103
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Germany GOD_Troubley 
+1 can confirm i'm the daughter
2019-09-09 12:27
+1 can confirm im the daugters hair
2019-09-09 12:31
#105
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Turkey headshotk1ng 
Great job dude, the goat alpha i've seen in this thread so far.
2019-09-09 12:32
Father of two girls here, can confirm the german gentlemans claim about what is ”alpha”.
2019-09-09 12:49
#127
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Portugal baki_ 
+respect
2019-09-09 13:37
#142
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South Africa KGMZ 
Flag checks out
2019-09-10 03:56
+1 true alpha
2019-09-12 12:34
#164
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Denmark fuze^ 
+respek
2019-09-12 13:08
I cucked some beta
2019-09-09 10:01
But then he is watching right? Isnt that what cucking is? If he was watching thats pretty gay tbh dude im sorry to tell you
2019-09-09 10:19
#133
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Nigeria Asbhdhsbs 
This
2019-09-09 14:34
At least he was around the house during the party.
2019-09-12 12:18
#25
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Sweden flippig 
Register on hltv
2019-09-09 10:04
:D same for me, thats for sure the most alpha thing
2019-09-12 12:19
+1 same here
2019-09-12 12:34
get head from bitch in park
2019-09-09 10:19
#117
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Finland PsyChoPatHH 
you made a dog suck your dick? Kinda cruel imo someone call peta
2019-09-09 12:50
no you stupid weird mongoloid, a skinny nerd human bitch that was begging for a big cock to boost her confidence
2019-09-09 13:28
#135
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Finland PsyChoPatHH 
But you still gave dick to a bitch?
2019-09-09 14:55
nt desig0d
2019-09-09 10:20
helped an old lady across the street, then beat up 10 migrants who tried to stare me down
2019-09-09 10:26
#69
cyx | 
Germany Shadyy89 
10 migrants in polska in one street? I was don't know this details
2019-09-09 11:42
well tbh half the story was fake, i only beat up the migrants. This was in Frankfurt-an-der-Oder
2019-09-09 11:45
#43
tarik | 
Indonesia he_J 
mix red bull with jagermeister then drink it
2019-09-09 10:27
-1
2019-09-09 11:40
#80
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Netherlands gay_marriage 
You still live
2019-09-09 12:00
#137
tarik | 
Indonesia he_J 
yea, barely
2019-09-10 02:59
I don't remember exactly but it was somehow related to money. I borrowed some money and I promised to give it all back, some time passed, everyone forgot about it, I once again had issues with finances but I've done all I could, I came back and gave him everything I owed. Not really an alpha thing since I was obligated to do so but he never asked for it and I could just get away with it. I gave back all I had.
2019-09-09 10:29
Thats nothing to be proud of. Im not reminding people to give me my money back, but i dont forget. Good test to see who to trust or not (obviously depending on the amount of money)
2019-09-09 12:13
That's all I have, that's all I remember, and I literally mentioned that it's nothing but I can't think of anything else.
2019-09-09 12:14
I masturbated and ejaculated all my future child out window cuz didnt want to waste tissue or socks
2019-09-09 10:31
landed on someone?
2019-09-09 10:36
Nah it was like 2 3 am, maybe hit a cat or sth
2019-09-09 10:56
#115
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France TheArchitect 
Istanbul full of stray cats. Pretty sure a cat ended eating it
2019-09-09 12:48
what if cat gets preggo and has furry child
2019-09-09 14:39
#136
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France TheArchitect 
New specie that will combine abilities, some high agility human with claws
2019-09-09 18:41
#141
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Australia g00sey 
I lost it laughing at this +1
2019-09-10 03:55
#46
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Afghanistan RipFavela 
Had sex with someone and our sister walked in and had a threesome.
2019-09-09 10:34
#52
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Romania Iosif 
So you were having sex with your brother and your sister walked in?
2019-09-09 10:37
#53
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Afghanistan RipFavela 
no homo my friend. my sister
2019-09-09 10:38
our sister? i guess the flag checks out
2019-09-09 10:49
+1 hahahaha
2019-09-12 12:51
You had a threesome with your siblings?
2019-09-09 13:32
#48
Xyp9x | 
Czech Republic Puget1 
When I was in the 5th grade or something I beat up a guy from 9th grade with a floorball stick
2019-09-09 10:35
alphamales dont need to ask sex
2019-09-09 10:36
They just sex
2019-09-12 13:42
#54
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North America karalumano 
i fap in the balcony of my apartment and cumshot on random strangers head
2019-09-09 10:39
nice
2019-09-09 10:50
#79
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Europe worldexec 
nice
2019-09-09 11:52
nice
2019-09-09 12:06
nice
2019-09-09 12:21
nice dude
2019-09-09 12:23
nice
2019-09-12 12:43
nice
2019-09-12 12:44
nice
2019-09-12 13:34
Not clicking on Runtime Nutrition ad even tho i see it everyday.
2019-09-09 10:43
I replied "yes" when my step sister asked me "are you sure about this?"
2019-09-09 10:51
#60
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Hungary subzera 
your mom
2019-09-09 10:51
Put a wine in 2l pepsi bottle and drank it all in school
2019-09-09 10:51
#62
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Finland Autisthicc 
I exist
2019-09-09 10:51
#63
rain | 
United Kingdom Kaiiid 
Sleep
2019-09-09 10:52
#65
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United Kingdom Dylan9007 
Fuck your mom xaxaxaxa jk 😝
2019-09-09 10:59
I went to locker and saw my gf with other male warming up to have sex but then I shouted no from locker
2019-09-09 11:46
Then I got beaten up by gf affair
2019-09-09 11:46
#75
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Denmark muggge 
nice try tho
2019-09-09 11:48
Ty. Was my punch good? Or do I have to practise so I can get you down?
2019-09-09 11:50
#120
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Denmark muggge 
You need to focus on your goal
2019-09-09 13:03
I can eat any kind of fruit even though it has a bruise on it.
2019-09-09 11:49
oh god can you sign my hard cock?
2019-09-09 12:33
#81
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Netherlands gay_marriage 
Saving awp everyround even tho its easy to win
2019-09-09 12:01
I said sorry once to a girl I cheated on. Hardest word to say ever for me.
2019-09-09 12:03
In high school I saved some freshman from bullying in front of girls. 2 of them wanted to bang me later
2019-09-09 12:10
#86
AmaNEk | 
France ZywHere 
I ring the bell of my neighboors before running and hide
2019-09-09 12:11
I pulled my pants all the way down at the urinal
2019-09-09 12:14
respect
2019-09-09 12:23
love doing that at my school, pee with toilet door open and pants all the way down when i need to pee so hard and make loud pee noises for 3 min
2019-09-12 13:36
+1
2019-09-12 13:41
One guy was threatening me because i was fighting his racist son, so i said in his face 10 cm away from mine that his son was racist 😎
2019-09-09 12:18
#102
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Netherlands Middelburg 
A women((( asked me for directions once and I just punched her in the groin and ran off.
2019-09-09 12:24
#123
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Australia opzy 
thats a beta thing to do tho
2019-09-09 13:32
#132
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Netherlands Middelburg 
I did it in front of her parents and the police
2019-09-09 14:29
That made me laugh xaxaxa thnx
2019-09-12 12:45
Creating my hltv acc
2019-09-09 12:34
#112
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Tunisia Respecc 
Probably beating up my childhood bullies
2019-09-09 12:42
I didnt follow hltv rules one time and I got a 1 day ban 😎😎
2019-09-09 13:30
I recently bought a new table mic so my voice is crisp and clear. During knife round I tell my team that I am the boss, I am the IGL, I am the head honcho. If you got a problem with that, leave the server. I assign roles (like decoy) to my teammates based on their KD ratio on Faceit. Then I proceed to announce pistol round strat: rush b dont stop. If team loses pistol, they are bad and don't deserve to play with me, so I leave server. Rinse and repeat next day. I'm the Faceit alpha in da house.
2019-09-09 13:39
true alpha
2019-09-12 12:35
i broke mikeybiebers nose and he ran to the police
2019-09-09 13:42
#138
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United States Pogromca 
Back when I was 13, this kid less built then me annoyed the fuck out of me. Beta male cuck and would try to ruin all my friendships and relationships cause he hated me and thought it was comedic. He was weak and beta, I lost my shit one day when he came up to me at school during passing period and started talking mad shit. I lost all morals, and knocked him out cold. 2 day suspension but a lot of my friends knew by now that he was a beta male cuckling and my 2nd day of suspension, I was hanging out at popular park near our school with my friends, and we were talking abt it and his group of friends came over and congratulated me for fighting him. Not sure where he socially is today, still a beta male tho im pretty sure.
2019-09-10 03:17
reciting the alphabet other ppl grew up learning the betaalph, i was the only one who learned the alphabet
2019-09-10 03:29
#140
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Brazil Marcola 
Fucking a Girl, ( The sister of my Friend's Girlfriend) and then fuck her mom the next time I went to their house. Btw the mom was this last saturday.
2019-09-10 03:38
Pretty girl asked me out. I said no 😎
2019-09-10 03:58
pissed on sauna
2019-09-10 07:43
Been in a bunch of fights Slept on the streets for a good while Turned down 2 very beautiful girls Don't know if this was necessarily alpha , but im certainly proud of these things.
2019-09-10 07:46
Leaving my house
2019-09-10 07:50
#149
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Netherlands NELK 
Talking to girls 😎
2019-09-12 12:23
#150
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Lithuania Mr|Julius 
I had a thought of leaving the house😎 alpha af
2019-09-12 12:30
i crushed my classmate’s foot with an armchair and i put one leg up upon it (chair) then i was holding an invisible flag like i conquered something
2019-09-12 12:33
#154
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Serbia toENDallWARS 
been in the army..
2019-09-12 12:35
#156
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Belgium YoGatesKevin 
I had a 69 with my underage 15 yo cousin. It was consensual tho.
2019-09-12 12:38
I sexed 11 year old girl
2019-09-12 13:04
masturbated at the club pool with many gurls around))))) menss I hev 69 sons
2019-09-12 13:39
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