Drank a redbull :sunglasses:
I looked at the girl one time... had multiple orgasms afterward
Cumming at super hot model face at the casting in front of everyone, she said she like it
I say to this one guy in cs you are retard after game end and quickly type quit in console 😎😎😎😎
I broke schoolmates tooth coz he pissed me off and I slammed his head into the table (wasn't that bad, he even laughed) and tried to pick up some dude who was 3 heads taller by the collar and gave him some speech about how he's lazy as fuck
Asked girl for sex with the front of her friends. She said not now, but her friend said yes, it was worth it.
Being a good father for my daughter and doing not-so-male-stuff like riding ponies, learn how to braid her hair and play with all the frozen characters.
THAT is Alpha.
get head from bitch in park
helped an old lady across the street, then beat up 10 migrants who tried to stare me down
mix red bull with jagermeister then drink it
I don't remember exactly but it was somehow related to money. I borrowed some money and I promised to give it all back, some time passed, everyone forgot about it, I once again had issues with finances but I've done all I could, I came back and gave him everything I owed. Not really an alpha thing since I was obligated to do so but he never asked for it and I could just get away with it. I gave back all I had.
I masturbated and ejaculated all my future child out window cuz didnt want to waste tissue or socks
Had sex with someone and our sister walked in and had a threesome.
When I was in the 5th grade or something I beat up a guy from 9th grade with a floorball stick
alphamales dont need to ask sex
i fap in the balcony of my apartment and cumshot on random strangers head
Not clicking on Runtime Nutrition ad even tho i see it everyday.
I replied "yes" when my step sister asked me "are you sure about this?"
Put a wine in 2l pepsi bottle and drank it all in school
Fuck your mom xaxaxaxa jk 😝
I went to locker and saw my gf with other male warming up to have sex but then I shouted no from locker
I can eat any kind of fruit even though it has a bruise on it.
Saving awp everyround even tho its easy to win
I said sorry once to a girl I cheated on. Hardest word to say ever for me.
In high school I saved some freshman from bullying in front of girls. 2 of them wanted to bang me later
I ring the bell of my neighboors before running and hide
I pulled my pants all the way down at the urinal
One guy was threatening me because i was fighting his racist son, so i said in his face 10 cm away from mine that his son was racist 😎
A women((( asked me for directions once and I just punched her in the groin and ran off.
Probably beating up my childhood bullies
I didnt follow hltv rules one time and I got a 1 day ban 😎😎
I recently bought a new table mic so my voice is crisp and clear.
During knife round I tell my team that I am the boss, I am the IGL, I am the head honcho. If you got a problem with that, leave the server. I assign roles (like decoy) to my teammates based on their KD ratio on Faceit. Then I proceed to announce pistol round strat: rush b dont stop. If team loses pistol, they are bad and don't deserve to play with me, so I leave server. Rinse and repeat next day. I'm the Faceit alpha in da house.
i broke mikeybiebers nose and he ran to the police
Back when I was 13, this kid less built then me annoyed the fuck out of me. Beta male cuck and would try to ruin all my friendships and relationships cause he hated me and thought it was comedic. He was weak and beta, I lost my shit one day when he came up to me at school during passing period and started talking mad shit. I lost all morals, and knocked him out cold. 2 day suspension but a lot of my friends knew by now that he was a beta male cuckling and my 2nd day of suspension, I was hanging out at popular park near our school with my friends, and we were talking abt it and his group of friends came over and congratulated me for fighting him. Not sure where he socially is today, still a beta male tho im pretty sure.
reciting the alphabet
other ppl grew up learning the betaalph, i was the only one who learned the alphabet
Fucking a Girl, ( The sister of my Friend's Girlfriend) and then fuck her mom the next time I went to their house. Btw the mom was this last saturday.
Pretty girl asked me out. I said no 😎
Been in a bunch of fights
Slept on the streets for a good while
Turned down 2 very beautiful girls
Don't know if this was necessarily alpha , but im certainly proud of these things.
I had a thought of leaving the house😎 alpha af
i crushed my classmate’s foot with an armchair and i put one leg up upon it (chair) then i was holding an invisible flag like i conquered something
I had a 69 with my underage 15 yo cousin. It was consensual tho.
masturbated at the club pool with many gurls around))))) menss I hev 69 sons