Already out there:
New reborn Mibr!
lets play a little game
you have to create a nerf to Astralis to stop them, what would it be?
only rule is you cant change the players or the coach or kill them (which tbh is kind of a change to the players)
i'd make so that they would never be able to kill someone through a smoke every again, xyp9x would end all games without a single kill, F
best answer gets a "+1 lmao"
or make it so they cant fire(but thats so ez its cheating)
s1mple joins Astralis... ez no more top1
Fix some other teams. Kick taco from mibr, add qikert/jame to navi, good changes to faze (not washedupzera)
Mousesports already exists
Only nerf we need: Majors wont be played ever again
-overpass - nuke
+ cobblestone + cache
Make them go into a coma.
whole astralis use feet to play
remove rifles from buy menu for astralis
Mb private issues. Like gf, family, illness. I don't want it, this game is their life, but it can be reason
Metal changes. Nerf AK/AWP, new rifle, mb other physic of molly
Gla1ve & Xyp9x forced to play with AMD cards & not Nvidia.
Astralis out of top 15. )))
Give xyp9x and gla1ve Vac ban because its obvious
naked girls during matches
no nerf needed, they won't be #1 team outside of majors
bring back karrigan
ez rip astralis
Remove smoke from the game
When you stays against xyp9x in clutch u has 200 hp
no nvidia graphics allowed on lan , Only Intel
intel > nvidia
nerf aug for magisk , he is bot without the scope ,
he just hold angles with the scope on thats it
Each Astralis player has to start match with 50 health every round.
somehow, nip would be dominant again :thinking:
I would get gaben to ban them
I would get a hitman to kill one of their relatives and then blackmail them to throw every match, unless they want more ppl to die.
ez solution mens)))
i have nerf, take utility and confidence out of game, ez astralis nerf
why nerf Astralis?? stop to make Major a fluke tournament.
shorten rounds to 30 seconds, Astralis takes too damn long
Add cobble back and asstralis is a top 10 team again
Bring cbble and cache back, the worst maps for astralis
change gravity, rip years of grenade practice xD
No need to change anything, fluke team will fall off again
nerf to astralis : kick magisk their god player
Doctor tells Gla1ve that his head is too big, and they have to remove 1/3 of his brain. He then becomes a mediocre IGL.
Add cache and cobblestone
Dead games don't need any nerfs.
We would jump they ass, n they got they ass rolled up man.
Astralis arent op. They have just been bad for 4-5 months. They win 1 event and now they have to be nerfed. Then Vitality and Liquid also should be nerfed based on the last months results.
$1400 reward after every round no matter what. Win 3 in a row, 1400, lose 3 in a row, 1400.
Smokes they can't see through.
Leave astralis with cz-75.
They will pregnant themselves while Zonic is from before.
EZ no Astralis for 9 months.
Make smoke as if it's a temporary wall where you can't spray through
If magisk wasn't allowed to be so got damn hype! :D
They would never pull through the hardships!
Honestly the answer is pretty simple. If more players had that nervous stomach problem like Device they would be much much better. Nerf nervous stomach disease please. Unfair and smelly advantage for Astralis.
Remove all nades = Nerf to Astralis
Every final is played against vp
Everybodys nvidia settings are the same
Take away magisks valium tablets
I would remove the Glaives ability to look at the radar
you can't shoot through the smokes
Made every asstralis player to play lefthanded.
Revive Dupreeh's father alive so he stops winnings majors for him.
Kill their parents instead of them😎
act like they are an ordinary pro team.
-smoke grenades, it will be enough.
Not be able to kill through the smoke once every 3 rounds.
Nerf utility, shorter and smaller smokes, shorter and smaller moltoves with less damage. They would get smashed if they had to play aim duels.
Crushing their hands with a hammer.
make the monitors break on the first punch
Destroy all Steam servers.
remove tagging (wich cs shouldnt ahve anyway)
remove smoke so xyp9x loses half his kills
Using the mouse gets forbidden.
-vertigo or dust2 and -nuke
Nerf are old school....how about a super soaker?
- smokes are removed from the game
Make kek9 op again and create team with OlofKekMeister igl. Ez +100000000 majors.
update vac 3.0 and they are all banned.
and you would have a little chance
I Think that if you changed Device looks with a bag of mashed potatoes, they would feel insecure and start tilting each others and call everyone but them for pretty > which would make their coach furious, equip hes knuckles and break their monitors, turning the arena to a sudden Death - between a naked man inside a robe, holding some ak-47 look alike, while the rest of the team is holding their keyboards, trying to play a solo track unplugged guitar hero ps2 version.
changing all the time the mappool to ramdom map casual that is never played competitively in every competition so astralis can't learn nades fast there
Fix all smoke bugs astralis is abusing.
mibr is back and will stop astralis
To be honest the biggest strength of astralis is their team play. And the way they analyse maps and opponents. I don't know if it's the coach or the players or both but someone is putting a tremendous amount of work into figuring out how other teams play on pretty much every map. What does happen if this or that nade is thrown. How often. What would be the optimal response to that? It's a very structured approach to playing the game. So to nerf astalis the most I would ban replays being available to analyze. Of course there's no way to really do that but if there was it would be the way to rek them.
They have to play on Intel integrated graphics capped at 10 fps and can only move using A and D. Pressing W or S is banned for Astralis.
Five big brains
Late to this thread, but I have a new idea.
Have Astralis play matches with only four players. For each map they are allowed to chose who is to sit out, so in Bo3 and Bo5 they can then rotate round if they desire.
Should that not be enough then it is changed so that it is random who is sitting out for each map, if they keep dominating then next move is to include Zonic in the randomness... maybe having him be a player at times.
They are very dependent on team play and preparation hit them there and it will even it
They wouldn't get invite to tournaments, ez fix