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create a nerf to astralis
Kjaerbye | 
Brazil Menddyy 
lets play a little game you have to create a nerf to Astralis to stop them, what would it be? only rule is you cant change the players or the coach or kill them (which tbh is kind of a change to the players) i'd make so that they would never be able to kill someone through a smoke every again, xyp9x would end all games without a single kill, F best answer gets a "+1 lmao"
2019-09-12 05:24
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Already out there: New reborn Mibr!
2019-09-12 05:25
6 replies
gotta give you some bad news man
2019-09-12 05:26
2 replies
nooo, give me the "+1" men)))
2019-09-12 05:27
1 reply
#196
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Netherlands kibitz-
even your own countrymen disagree lmao
2019-09-14 13:13
#33
MarKE | 
Mexico Uchii
Another 16-0 dude
2019-09-12 06:05
1 reply
+1
2019-09-12 06:45
expected
2019-09-12 06:44
#2
twice | 
Korea Tzuyu
lets play a little game you have to create a nerf to Astralis to stop them, what would it be? only rule is you cant change the players or the coach or kill them (which tbh is kind of a change to the players) i'd make so that they would never be able to kill someone through a smoke every again, xyp9x would end all games without a single kill, F best answer gets a "+1 lmao"
2019-09-12 05:26
no grenades
2019-09-12 05:27
1 reply
xyp9x would be the human pop flash astralis would become Avangar 2.0
2019-09-12 05:27
no nvidia
2019-09-12 05:27
3 replies
extra spicy
2019-09-12 05:29
Outdated excuse
2019-09-12 05:33
Amd gpu
2019-09-14 13:18
#8
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United States Nahtenojoh
No Astralis ez mens
2019-09-12 05:28
3 replies
copenhagen wolves top 1 in 2020
2019-09-12 05:30
2 replies
#29
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United States Nahtenojoh
O shit no denmark
2019-09-12 06:02
1 reply
rofl
2019-09-12 06:04
or make it so they cant fire(but thats so ez its cheating)
2019-09-12 05:28
17 replies
they would get the knife kills and become the danish ninjas if they had s1mple tho))))
2019-09-12 05:31
16 replies
You have to fire (Primary fire Mouse1) to use the knife.
2019-09-12 05:41
15 replies
Right click?
2019-09-12 05:47
10 replies
uff
2019-09-12 06:23
i mean, fire also applies to secondary fire too
2019-09-13 00:07
8 replies
You said primary fire..
2019-09-13 04:49
7 replies
and i then said that fire applies to secondary fire too....
2019-09-14 01:52
6 replies
After it was pointed out
2019-09-14 05:25
5 replies
And the point is still valid. Why are you trying to salvage your ego when the main point is still at hand?
2019-09-14 06:23
4 replies
lol rekt by indian.
2019-09-14 06:50
Just admit you're stupid. Everyone already knows.
2019-09-14 13:09
2 replies
You are actually getting more and more retarded. Your point is wrong, just admit it. Are you that mad?
2019-09-14 18:04
1 reply
Can't argue with a stupid American. I don't wanna get shot.
2019-09-14 19:47
r8 revolver right-click master race?
2019-09-12 06:37
3 replies
how would u buy it tho?
2019-09-13 00:07
2 replies
type "buy weapon_revolver" in the console. you can even put in "buy helmvest; buy defuser" for good measure.
2019-09-13 07:22
1 reply
He's got no answer to this one.
2019-09-14 19:49
s1mple joins Astralis... ez no more top1
2019-09-12 05:28
2 replies
s1mple sold his soul to the devil the best player in the world but will never win a major
2019-09-12 05:30
1 reply
#40
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United States JustBitsy
+1 lmao
2019-09-12 06:10
Fix some other teams. Kick taco from mibr, add qikert/jame to navi, good changes to faze (not washedupzera)
2019-09-12 05:32
2 replies
I think taco will improve with kng in the lineup. I want to see them in Moscow, he really needs to work in his consistency
2019-09-12 16:12
1 reply
I think that zeus will improve his fragging with boomich's arrival.
2019-09-12 17:01
Mousesports already exists
2019-09-12 05:33
7 replies
Couldn't even make it to play offs
2019-09-12 05:48
4 replies
Kick botigan add some good igl that will make them a team and thats it
2019-09-14 13:19
3 replies
Karrigan is an igl that made this team. It's ropz and ChrisJ that shit the bed when it mattered. Ropz was a fucking bot in the challengers stage
2019-09-14 17:06
2 replies
Ropz actually topfragged in 3 maps during challengers but youre right about karrigan and chris
2019-09-14 17:49
Ropz Frozen and Woxic are the firepower of mouz but put together look like random fpl mix, they need an igl that will put them up together
2019-09-15 13:40
#VAMOUS
2019-09-12 05:49
Mousesports for the win
2019-09-12 09:45
#19
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Finland Vkims
Only nerf we need: Majors wont be played ever again
2019-09-12 05:44
6 player roster
2019-09-12 05:48
1 reply
#53
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Indonesia segopecel
this one clearly should get a +1
2019-09-12 06:23
#24
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Canada Snowbrit
Remove grenades
2019-09-12 05:49
-overpass - nuke + cobblestone + cache ezpz
2019-09-12 05:56
5 replies
big brain answer
2019-09-12 05:57
#44
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Europe thaifinnen
+1
2019-09-12 06:13
200 iq answer
2019-09-12 09:55
This project is called mxga which means make xantares great again. There are 2 map which all of the players from Turkish scene can play really well. Those maps are cobble and cache
2019-09-12 17:18
This is the only correct answer
2019-09-13 00:09
#26
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Denmark nrth_LUL
Make them go into a coma.
2019-09-12 05:57
1 reply
They would still be better than most teams.
2019-09-12 09:49
whole astralis use feet to play
2019-09-12 05:58
4 replies
that just sounds like a good video to get off to
2019-09-12 06:03
3 replies
efficiency. can also fap while playing with feet. Can also brush teeth and smoke crack while playing with feet. endless possibilities. On second thought it might not be a nerf, It might make them unstoppable
2019-09-12 06:05
2 replies
it's 50/50
2019-09-12 06:11
xd
2019-09-12 06:24
remove rifles from buy menu for astralis
2019-09-12 06:03
2 replies
replace with paintgun or nerfgun
2019-09-12 06:05
1 reply
>shoot with the paintgun to the nostrills/mouth>enemy cant breathe>enemy dies (._.')
2019-09-14 02:04
add cbble to map pool
2019-09-12 06:06
-Magisk +Cadian
2019-09-12 06:07
#38
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Poland pimaZo
Mb private issues. Like gf, family, illness. I don't want it, this game is their life, but it can be reason
2019-09-12 06:09
1 reply
Breaking news: dupreeh fucked devices gf.
2019-09-14 06:50
#39
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Denmark Snakebye
+cache +cobble -nuke -dust2
2019-09-12 06:09
4 replies
wtf? -vertigo instead of d2 obviously
2019-09-12 06:20
2 replies
#50
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Denmark Snakebye
Nope
2019-09-12 06:21
1 reply
astralis aren't even that good on d2 xd?
2019-09-12 06:21
+D2 -Inferno your nerf will be more efficient
2019-09-12 16:14
#41
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Poland pimaZo
Metal changes. Nerf AK/AWP, new rifle, mb other physic of molly
2019-09-12 06:11
1 reply
So it will nerf all the teams and that's not the task
2019-09-12 16:15
Gla1ve & Xyp9x forced to play with AMD cards & not Nvidia. Astralis out of top 15. )))
2019-09-12 06:12
1 reply
Lol
2019-09-12 09:56
#45
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Europe thaifinnen
Give xyp9x and gla1ve Vac ban because its obvious
2019-09-12 06:14
#46
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Asia Blitzer
naked girls during matches
2019-09-12 06:17
3 replies
+1
2019-09-12 06:46
Would probably make them play better tbh
2019-09-12 08:10
you think they care? they slay so much pussy that wouldnt even bother looking at some hoes
2019-09-12 08:24
no nerf needed, they won't be #1 team outside of majors
2019-09-12 06:19
1 reply
+1 lmao
2019-09-12 08:21
bring back karrigan ez rip astralis
2019-09-12 06:20
-Vertigo -Inferno +Cobblestone +Cache Remove smoke from the game When you stays against xyp9x in clutch u has 200 hp
2019-09-12 06:27
1 reply
#120
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Albania Edjon
xyp would still clutch it
2019-09-12 12:00
-NVIDIA RTX +AMD Radeon
2019-09-12 06:29
no nvidia graphics allowed on lan , Only Intel intel > nvidia and nerf aug for magisk , he is bot without the scope , he just hold angles with the scope on thats it
2019-09-12 06:29
2 replies
Only Intel graphics allowed? What kind of 3rd wilorld gaming is this
2019-09-12 17:11
1 reply
+1 for myself .. this guy got 0/8 so hard
2019-09-13 11:04
somehow, nip would be dominant again :thinking:
2019-09-12 06:45
I would get gaben to ban them
2019-09-12 06:47
1 reply
xyp9x vac banned hltv confirmed
2019-09-12 08:21
-nuke -inferno -overpass +cobblestone +cache +dust1
2019-09-12 06:48
#68
Snax | 
Poland xBG1
Old vp must back
2019-09-12 06:49
#69
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United States kami917
i have nerf, take utility and confidence out of game, ez astralis nerf
2019-09-12 06:49
4 replies
doesnt that also kill NA
2019-09-12 08:20
1 reply
#122
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United States kami917
Ya idc NA is shit anyways
2019-09-12 16:07
#117
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Turkey Slapdash
If you take confidence out, first team that would be nerfed is liquid
2019-09-12 11:51
1 reply
#123
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United States kami917
They’d both be nerfed pretty hard, when astralis was declining it was because of their confidence more than anything, an unconfident astralis can get beat by anyone as we saw before major
2019-09-12 16:09
#70
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Europe thaifinnen
Snax Byali Pasha Taz Neo Done
2019-09-12 06:51
1 reply
+1 lmao
2019-09-12 08:22
why nerf Astralis?? stop to make Major a fluke tournament.
2019-09-12 06:52
#72
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United States notawaffle
shorten rounds to 30 seconds, Astralis takes too damn long
2019-09-12 06:57
Add cobble back and asstralis is a top 10 team again
2019-09-12 06:58
#74
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Poland humen))))
Bring cbble and cache back, the worst maps for astralis
2019-09-12 07:03
#75
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Argentina Konigmdq
change gravity, rip years of grenade practice xD
2019-09-12 07:05
No need to change anything, fluke team will fall off again
2019-09-12 07:06
Ban Danish on Teamspeak?
2019-09-12 07:08
3 replies
their english is too good)))
2019-09-12 08:19
2 replies
Ban Teamspeak?
2019-09-12 10:56
1 reply
#118
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Turkey Slapdash
Unbind mic
2019-09-12 11:51
#78
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Portugal xShadoWz
bring back canjunb
2019-09-12 07:10
2 replies
Or Karrigan. Karry Gun.
2019-09-12 10:57
1 reply
#159
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Portugal xShadoWz
wtf men GOD KARRIGAN
2019-09-12 18:50
#79
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Portugal lovessd
nerf to astralis : kick magisk their god player
2019-09-12 07:14
Doctor tells Gla1ve that his head is too big, and they have to remove 1/3 of his brain. He then becomes a mediocre IGL.
2019-09-12 08:02
2 replies
guy dead ass wants a lobotomy to glaive lmao
2019-09-12 08:18
1 reply
I didn't say I want it. But if that's what needs to be done...
2019-09-12 09:42
-gla1ve +HUNDEN
2019-09-12 08:07
2 replies
He said nerf not make unvinsible...
2019-09-12 08:16
1 reply
+1 LMAO
2019-09-12 08:18
#82
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Poland GodLk
Add cache and cobblestone
2019-09-12 08:07
Dead games don't need any nerfs.
2019-09-12 08:21
We would jump they ass, n they got they ass rolled up man.
2019-09-12 08:22
#95
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Denmark VojenZ
Astralis arent op. They have just been bad for 4-5 months. They win 1 event and now they have to be nerfed. Then Vitality and Liquid also should be nerfed based on the last months results.
2019-09-12 08:24
#97
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Denmark baccster
$1400 reward after every round no matter what. Win 3 in a row, 1400, lose 3 in a row, 1400.
2019-09-12 08:31
Smokes they can't see through.
2019-09-12 08:32
Leave astralis with cz-75. They will pregnant themselves while Zonic is from before. EZ no Astralis for 9 months.
2019-09-12 08:39
5 replies
What does any of that mean?
2019-09-12 09:45
4 replies
Well actually you know how did cz-75 pregnant someone?
2019-09-13 07:10
3 replies
I do not.
2019-09-13 07:13
2 replies
because it takes long to pull out.
2019-09-13 07:15
1 reply
Okay, that's a good one :D
2019-09-13 07:17
Make smoke as if it's a temporary wall where you can't spray through
2019-09-12 09:53
If magisk wasn't allowed to be so got damn hype! :D They would never pull through the hardships!
2019-09-12 09:53
Honestly the answer is pretty simple. If more players had that nervous stomach problem like Device they would be much much better. Nerf nervous stomach disease please. Unfair and smelly advantage for Astralis.
2019-09-12 10:59
1 reply
Tell that to GeT_RiGhT
2019-09-13 07:14
Remove all nades = Nerf to Astralis
2019-09-12 11:03
#113
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Switzerland Jeded
Every final is played against vp
2019-09-12 11:46
Everybodys nvidia settings are the same
2019-09-12 11:47
Take away magisks valium tablets
2019-09-12 11:48
Update VAC
2019-09-12 11:49
#121
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Uzbekistan kjjjjkkjk
I would remove the Glaives ability to look at the radar
2019-09-12 12:00
1 reply
Actually good answer +1
2019-09-12 16:15
you can't shoot through the smokes
2019-09-12 16:10
- inferno - vertigo +cobble + cache
2019-09-12 16:11
no saving
2019-09-12 16:15
1 reply
+1 very true. One of the first team that started thinking that saving glocks could be worth for not giving too much money to the enemies when they have smgs
2019-09-12 16:31
Made every asstralis player to play lefthanded.
2019-09-12 16:16
Revive Dupreeh's father alive so he stops winnings majors for him.
2019-09-12 16:16
1 reply
+1 fun one
2019-09-12 16:31
Kill their parents instead of them😎
2019-09-12 16:17
1 reply
Or sell them to rfrsh
2019-09-12 16:17
#135
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Germany N4ime
Remove nades
2019-09-12 16:17
#136
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Turkey Fefalas
act like they are an ordinary pro team.
2019-09-12 16:18
#137
Dosia | 
Russia Rapu
-smoke grenades, it will be enough.
2019-09-12 16:22
Not be able to kill through the smoke once every 3 rounds.
2019-09-12 16:23
#139
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Europe Holiwis
wait for them to retire
2019-09-12 16:24
No cheats.
2019-09-12 16:28
Nerf utility, shorter and smaller smokes, shorter and smaller moltoves with less damage. They would get smashed if they had to play aim duels.
2019-09-12 16:33
Crushing their hands with a hammer.
2019-09-12 16:34
make the monitors break on the first punch
2019-09-12 16:35
Destroy all Steam servers.
2019-09-12 16:36
remove tagging (wich cs shouldnt ahve anyway)
2019-09-12 17:02
remove smoke so xyp9x loses half his kills
2019-09-12 17:44
+s1mple
2019-09-12 17:57
remove cheats
2019-09-12 17:58
+kjaerbye
2019-09-12 17:59
100Thieves s1mple coldzera NiKo EliGE ZywOo
2019-09-12 18:02
1 reply
They would wreck themselves through infighting
2019-09-13 00:20
Using the mouse gets forbidden.
2019-09-12 18:13
-vertigo or dust2 and -nuke +cobbl +cache EZ
2019-09-12 18:16
Nerf are old school....how about a super soaker?
2019-09-13 00:09
- smokes are removed from the game
2019-09-13 00:11
Make kek9 op again and create team with OlofKekMeister igl. Ez +100000000 majors.
2019-09-13 00:18
update vac 3.0 and they are all banned.
2019-09-13 00:19
Remove nades
2019-09-13 00:19
-mirage -overpass -dust2 -inferno -vertigo -train -nuke +cobble +cache +season +aztec +cpl_mill +tuscan +prodigy and you would have a little chance
2019-09-13 00:27
NIP
2019-09-13 04:56
I Think that if you changed Device looks with a bag of mashed potatoes, they would feel insecure and start tilting each others and call everyone but them for pretty > which would make their coach furious, equip hes knuckles and break their monitors, turning the arena to a sudden Death - between a naked man inside a robe, holding some ak-47 look alike, while the rest of the team is holding their keyboards, trying to play a solo track unplugged guitar hero ps2 version.
2019-09-13 07:29
changing all the time the mappool to ramdom map casual that is never played competitively in every competition so astralis can't learn nades fast there ez win
2019-09-13 07:36
Fix all smoke bugs astralis is abusing. -nuke -overpass -vertigo -inferno +cache +tuscan +cobblestone +santorini
2019-09-14 02:09
#185
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Chile imeanit
mibr is back and will stop astralis
2019-09-14 02:18
To be honest the biggest strength of astralis is their team play. And the way they analyse maps and opponents. I don't know if it's the coach or the players or both but someone is putting a tremendous amount of work into figuring out how other teams play on pretty much every map. What does happen if this or that nade is thrown. How often. What would be the optimal response to that? It's a very structured approach to playing the game. So to nerf astalis the most I would ban replays being available to analyze. Of course there's no way to really do that but if there was it would be the way to rek them.
2019-09-14 02:43
search their computers
2019-09-14 06:26
#190
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Russia Roneeee
Made all PC on AMD
2019-09-14 06:40
#193
faveN | 
Israel wetz
No utility
2019-09-14 06:58
1 reply
+1
2019-09-14 18:18
They have to play on Intel integrated graphics capped at 10 fps and can only move using A and D. Pressing W or S is banned for Astralis.
2019-09-14 13:10
Pronax Hunden Zeus Karrigan Daps Five big brains
2019-09-14 17:11
NiKo s1mple coldzera aleksiB olofmeister
2019-09-14 18:05
Late to this thread, but I have a new idea. Have Astralis play matches with only four players. For each map they are allowed to chose who is to sit out, so in Bo3 and Bo5 they can then rotate round if they desire. Should that not be enough then it is changed so that it is random who is sitting out for each map, if they keep dominating then next move is to include Zonic in the randomness... maybe having him be a player at times.
2019-09-14 18:17
Blindfold.. Jk They are very dependent on team play and preparation hit them there and it will even it
2019-09-14 18:19
#210
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Portugal RafaKimi
They wouldn't get invite to tournaments, ez fix
2019-09-15 14:12
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