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Your worst failure
smoke | 
Netherlands Professional_weedsmoker 
When did you fail the hardest and what was it you failed at?
2019-09-12 12:57
doin ur mom
2019-09-12 12:59
... Dad?
2019-09-12 13:00
#42
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Reunion eggshells 
don´t worry men he isn´t your dad))) he is just edgy
2019-09-12 13:36
Ok ty ty mister
2019-09-12 13:36
#2
PAINT | 
United States _BoBRoss_ 
heart failure
2019-09-12 12:59
Drove my 1st car for 150km with handbrake still on slightly. Ruined the engine + handbrake
2019-09-12 13:00
FAK
2019-09-12 13:00
Pretty stupid ikr
2019-09-12 13:00
i gotta admit i did this once too but i wasnt going 160km/h and luckily nothing broke LOL
2019-09-12 13:01
Lucky man, now I have a car that gives me a warning if I do that lmao
2019-09-12 13:46
haha well thats nice!
2019-09-12 14:03
He didn't go at 160km/hr speed lol, he drove for 150 kms
2019-09-16 13:40
Name checks out
2019-09-16 09:32
Wasnt high, I never drive with alcohol/weed
2019-09-16 10:03
#9
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Germany Imouto 
wow ((((
2019-09-12 13:01
Stupid ikr
2019-09-12 13:11
fucck :/ what was the car if not a secret?
2019-09-12 13:20
An old VW polo. Costs about 2k so not a lot but it still sucked
2019-09-12 13:31
ahh i see i see. still sucks
2019-09-12 13:31
I used to do that all the time when I was learning to drive. There was a dashboard light but I usually didn't notice it at first.
2019-09-12 13:59
My car for driving lessons had an electronic handbrake, it was on or off, so then you cant forget it
2019-09-12 14:14
No wonder you learned it the hard way then :D
2019-09-12 14:26
Yup... 2k euro wasted
2019-09-12 14:28
That's an oof-worthy thing.
2019-09-12 14:34
how do you forget to disengage the handbrake wtffff
2019-09-12 14:43
Had a electronic handbrake with lessons. Passed my test, bought a car 1 week after that. I did disengage it partly but not fully, so it was still half on. I didnt know that was possible so I thought the car was just slow Edit: it was a tuned car so I could still go 145km/h and I didnt have the balls yet to go faster
2019-09-12 14:45
Life.
2019-09-12 13:01
You have much time left for that
2019-09-12 13:13
How would you know? It could be over by tomorrow
2019-09-16 11:16
Dont be so sad, make changes now!
2019-09-16 11:17
I'm not sad wtf
2019-09-16 11:17
+1
2019-09-12 14:45
every time i trusted a woman(((
2019-09-12 13:01
#11
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Germany Imouto 
just get waifu mens))))
2019-09-12 13:01
honestly, im not far off it at this point
2019-09-12 13:02
#15
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Germany Imouto 
Its good but going back is not easy.
2019-09-12 13:04
Youre trusting the wrong woman
2019-09-12 13:13
where to find good woman
2019-09-12 13:21
Not on tinder or above your class If ur 3/10 dont go with 8/10 they'll cheat within 2 months Go 4/10 or 5/10 max, not more
2019-09-12 13:33
bruv go for 8/10 fuck & fuck off, its the current META
2019-09-12 13:50
Stopped reading at bruv Youre brazil, not UK
2019-09-12 13:55
I liv in straya and i say bruv to trigger my friends lmao
2019-09-12 13:59
Im not your friend so dont say bruv to me
2019-09-12 14:15
then fuck you bruv
2019-09-12 14:15
You don't live here, get deported Mr. Christmas Island
2019-09-16 13:47
xaxa, thinking people are 1/10, 4/10 or 6/10 etc, what a sad life. #8 Good luck with the girls tho, you will find someone that is worthy one day!
2019-09-12 14:05
google.com/search?q=hot+model&sxsrf=ACYB.. Most of them are 8/10 - 9/10 bashny.net/uploads/images/00/00/45/2013/.. That is 0/10 or 1/10 for some people Not really hard to know why
2019-09-12 14:14
#12
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Norway FriggeK 
Skiing career, was 2 weeks away from junior freestyle cup and bent my leg the wrong way when attempting an easy cork off a little jump in the woods, now i barely can ski as it hurts when i put pressure on the knee...fuck mens ((((
2019-09-12 13:01
Rippp Feel bad for you
2019-09-12 13:13
#128
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Sweden Bakkmann 
Flag checks out but rip mens ):
2019-09-16 10:53
#13
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Germany Imouto 
I had 3d gf once
2019-09-12 13:02
#16
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Netherlands zeoligma 
Haram
2019-09-12 13:04
#19
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Germany Imouto 
yeah, it was a disaster
2019-09-12 13:13
#26
Hentaii | 
United Kingdom ScaN^ 
pathetic
2019-09-12 13:20
#30
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Germany Imouto 
I wonder if I can even be proper weeb after this experience
2019-09-12 13:23
#44
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Reunion eggshells 
im not a weeb and even i am ashamed of your actions
2019-09-12 13:37
#45
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Germany Imouto 
fak((((
2019-09-12 13:37
#22
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Sweden NIPTOP1ERA 
played in a football cup, we had made it to the final and i had a great tournament before the final but i messed up so hard in the final, i just couldnt do anything right. feelsbadman
2019-09-12 13:17
Sucks, too much pressure?
2019-09-12 13:31
#110
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Sweden NIPTOP1ERA 
a bit but it was so freaking hot and it made me dizzy and i just did mistake after mistake
2019-09-13 23:51
sucks:(
2019-09-16 09:29
did poorly in an important life defining interview
2019-09-12 13:19
Sucks
2019-09-12 13:35
#24
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Brazil kaiknux 
first thing i chose to specialize at- and then deciding to live in brazil and not somewhere this profession actually exists and works although i already worked and lived in the first world.
2019-09-12 13:19
Sounds brazilian
2019-09-12 13:34
#39
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Brazil kaiknux 
got over it and i'm happy rn :o)
2019-09-12 13:34
Good man
2019-09-12 13:35
#25
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Netherlands Ye_I_Yeet 
fucked up shagging a 9/10 lass even though she was in my bed already xd
2019-09-12 13:19
Thats stupid, you regret that now 100%
2019-09-12 13:31
#104
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Netherlands Ye_I_Yeet 
yeah I did, but there's not much I can do about it anymore so I'm a peace with it. (plus it was my first time so didn't know what to do xd)
2019-09-12 16:22
me
2019-09-12 13:21
Name checks out
2019-09-12 19:29
choosing wrong study program. now kinda stuck between wanting to stop the studies and wanting to finish them cause im 3rd year already
2019-09-12 13:24
#47
cyx | 
Germany Shadyy89 
how long to until finals? Dont waste your time if it doesnt help you in the future :/
2019-09-12 13:39
basically these 2 semesters i need to pass the exams. next year i gotta do the bachelor dissertation and im done. im studying law and its really fuckin hard. I might have a use of it in the future, im afraid. but still. I also wanna take master's degree too, but something different than law itself :/
2019-09-12 13:42
Exactly the same here bro, but im studying computer science
2019-09-12 14:43
stay strong ;/
2019-09-12 15:03
I just learnt to enjoy the life whatever happens it has purpose ty
2019-09-12 15:17
PC science = reddit/hltv all day and act like youre doing something
2019-09-16 10:17
Not true to me, as u can see I have 70 comments bro, why the hate, also computer science is the roots of the IT, u study hardware, software, network and some hacker stuff as well , so u re wrong
2019-09-16 10:47
No youre a brit so youre wrong in basically everything you do Miles, feet. wrong side of the road etc etc
2019-09-16 10:48
Im bulgarian bro , just live and study in Scotland but yeah u re right I can see all the brits and scots as well are wasting their time in college/uni and they re pretty foolish as well with some exceptions but i dont blame them becauase the government taught them this way so nobody is perfect
2019-09-16 10:51
Our government doesnt punish choosing a wrong study
2019-09-16 11:15
Well gz hope u do well
2019-09-16 11:30
Already finished studying 5yrs ago
2019-09-16 11:31
#107
flusha | 
Czech Republic joukie 
I have the same issue bro :) Also in 3rd year..
2019-09-12 19:33
shiit man :///
2019-09-13 18:44
My son.
2019-09-12 13:24
going to turkish BARBER shop.............. rip hair
2019-09-12 13:38
#50
fox | 
Portugal dave1906 
It was 15-13, losing, and we were making a comeback from 15-7, we were terrorists, it was a 1v1 with the bomb planted... the guy was defusing... all i had to do was one tap him in the head... idk why i sprayed... i missed it all... he defused... 16-13... i felt like shit
2019-09-12 13:48
If that is your worst failure you have a very nice life
2019-09-12 13:56
#86
fox | 
Portugal dave1906 
hahahaaahha in counter-strike
2019-09-12 14:49
#52
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Russia V0RTEXXX 
I decided to get born :/
2019-09-12 13:51
No u didnt, ur parents decided that you were gonna be born 9months after their descsion Blame them
2019-09-12 13:57
true mens)) blame their parents for everything
2019-09-12 14:20
ofc dude
2019-09-12 14:24
he as sperm was fast
2019-09-16 11:46
#64
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Portugal NabasKi 
slacked off on high school exams preparation, fucked up big time and didn't enter in the course I wanted. So basically lost 1 year of my life
2019-09-12 14:19
You didnt lose one, you gained a full year of experience in shit work/classes!
2019-09-12 14:24
#74
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Portugal NabasKi 
I didn't, I dropped off in Christmas to have another shot at those exams
2019-09-12 14:27
I failed to fail
2019-09-12 14:20
Dont know if fail or win
2019-09-12 14:46
I started playing csgo :(
2019-09-12 14:20
I used to have very clear skin when I was younger but because I didnt care about hygiene enough, its fucked now (ok not fucked, but could be so much better)
2019-09-12 14:21
#70
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Bosnia and Herzegovina V3DO 
One of the very first motorcycle rides, parents were watching how I ride and everything was great Next ride, I wanted to stop but pulled brake too hard and felt, not much damage considering it was scooter but parents saw it and limited my time on scooter
2019-09-12 14:24
#72
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Turkey sonbafrali 
When I was in collage, I had to make a presentation in English in front of all students.
2019-09-12 14:25
college
2019-09-16 11:46
#142
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Turkey sonbafrali 
my englang still terrible men
2019-09-16 12:05
Fucked an interview for bank of england stopped me from starting my career in banking
2019-09-12 14:39
shit that sucks bro, wdyd now?
2019-09-12 15:21
accounting, decent shit tbf but not in the same league. My own fault for lack of preparation tho
2019-09-12 19:10
I signed for police tryouts with my friend we both went through written tests, my friend failed the physics ones, I did pass it, I did pass the doctor exams, the psicologic exams and screw up the last phase, the interview. Kinda felt it wasn't my fault because soon as the interviewer asked if I ever worked as a security guard and I said no he instantly started stupid questions , which I can understand since it was 150 spots for 6k signs in total and everyone who was getting the interview with him was sent home too. That I consider my worst failure, but I'm not a negative person I raised my head, sign for a security guard curse, I was the best in my class, start working as a security guard and this year was my last shot to sign again for police and I didn't
2019-09-12 14:44
Keep trying brother I know you can do it!!
2019-09-12 14:46
What was yours?
2019-09-12 14:48
read #3
2019-09-12 14:49
Fuck the police!
2019-09-12 14:50
accidentally came during a conversation with a sexy police officer!! she saw it..
2019-09-12 14:50
You cant talk with porn videos sir, I dont think she saw it
2019-09-12 14:57
she did thats why she arrested me
2019-09-12 14:58
Sperming isn't against the law
2019-09-12 14:59
in public yes in your basement no
2019-09-12 14:59
You can cum in public You just can masturbate/do sexual acts in public
2019-09-12 15:00
No wtf go to the mall infront of the kids area or whatever then cum i dont think u can do that tbh...
2019-09-12 15:02
Thats masturbation. Just cumming isnt illegal
2019-09-12 15:13
Hmmm...my relationships with one girl. I hate her Im joking. My account in HLTV is worst failure
2019-09-12 14:51
skipped girls with fake boobs
2019-09-12 15:04
Thats not a failure, thats wise
2019-09-16 09:31
nah bruh, fake boobs are best!
2019-09-16 16:23
You never played with real boobs
2019-09-17 15:59
my life itself is a failure
2019-09-12 15:23
Dropped out of a high class 5year school after 2years cuz idk why... Would be making at least 4k euros a month easily.
2019-09-13 18:47
#135
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Denmark OscarGF 
Is that a good salary in your country?
2019-09-16 11:30
I'm from Austria btw Yeah. Average salary is around 1500-2000
2019-09-16 11:45
#143
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Denmark OscarGF 
Would you call your choice a failure then?
2019-09-16 13:38
#146
720 | 
Germany felixlulz 
das erklärt einiges lmao
2019-09-16 13:49
#111
KoX | 
Brunei adis0n 
being succesful
2019-09-13 23:54
Youre not
2019-09-16 10:11
getting gf. other than that i'm good in all other parts
2019-09-16 10:12
the last cs tournaments i atended as a teenager, even thought i was a monster online. I was the one to blame, as i was a main awper and accepted a support rolle in a "better" team than my previous one..
2019-09-16 10:18
Not smart
2019-09-16 10:19
Couldn't really deal will the pressure at that age tbh, cause i would try to manhup my nerves, and become so stiff, that my normal sens would feel half as fast... I would only perform well with my old mates on my local or near my town lans. Welp
2019-09-16 10:22
Do more tournys, you'll get better at performing under pressure
2019-09-16 10:26
lol at was a long time ago, and those were my last "atempts", i wouldn't feel nervous nowadays, cause i play the game for the game, don't put up great expectactions as i did when i was a teen
2019-09-16 10:28
#124
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Netherlands gay_marriage 
pretty much all things
2019-09-16 10:30
to born in 3rd world and low muslim family
2019-09-16 10:55
Cheated on my ex. Stopped cheating. She never found out. We broke up "nicely". I told her that i'd cheated. She went ultra mad. I was fucking dumb.
2019-09-16 11:32
#138
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South Africa KGMZ 
Losing my ex :((((
2019-09-16 11:39
trying MM solo,
2019-09-16 16:24
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