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REZ | 
Sweden FocuseD 
Like how the fck can you learn your grammar. I am half Finn, half Swede and I want to learn Finnish but its impossible to learn your grammar. Do you have any tricks or tips? Kiitos jo etukäteen!
2019-10-02 09:10
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Step 1: Ditch finnish Step 2: Learn Danish Step 3: Profit Sweden is north Denmark anyway so why not learn the language?
2019-10-02 09:11
250 replies
#6
REZ | 
Sweden FocuseD
Because, I don´t want to learn Danish no offense but I have no use for it.
2019-10-02 09:12
9 replies
#202
jks | 
Brazil MGMiX
Finnish girls > danish girls
2019-10-02 15:05
8 replies
big X for doubt...
2019-10-02 15:48
i wish
2019-10-02 15:56
#282
jks | 
Brazil MGMiX
u guys actually cant complain about european girls lul but we all know brazil > all
2019-10-02 17:23
5 replies
Actually South America > all Can't leave out all the other Latinas
2019-10-03 02:22
1 reply
#321
jks | 
Brazil MGMiX
+1
2019-10-03 03:27
ofc lul biggest ass on planet axaxaxaxaxaxa
2019-10-03 07:09
2 replies
#345
jks | 
Brazil MGMiX
I'm gonna pretend you don't like a big round curvy ass lul
2019-10-03 13:06
1 reply
The booty is more than fine. The faces though? Brazilian porn stars have the least attractive faces in the industry. The models... well, those are mostly makeup, and plastic, so I won't comment on that. Most brazilian women that I have either seen or met, in my opinion, either have overly masculine facial lines, faces that seem to melt away, or they're dogfaced. And that's just not my cup of tea. Though there are rare beauties as well. Now those are one of a kind. Every culture has their rare beauties though. Either way, that's just like my opinion. And since I'm not as big of a fan of brazilian women as I am of their booties, it just means more for you, brother
2019-10-04 20:03
Step 4: forget step 2 and learn Norwegian instead :)
2019-10-02 09:12
179 replies
#18
NiKo | 
Norway S4nd1
+1
2019-10-02 09:15
#24
REZ | 
Sweden FocuseD
hahah well I can understand Norwegian so its fine xD
2019-10-02 09:17
174 replies
and you cant understand DANISH?
2019-10-02 09:19
173 replies
#30
REZ | 
Sweden FocuseD
No? Danish is like someone talking while drunk af or having something hot in the mouth. I can however read some Danish.
2019-10-02 09:21
171 replies
#47
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Denmark WeiZy0
All 3 countries feel like this to each other. Move on seriously ^^
2019-10-02 09:36
170 replies
#53
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Sweden Fjolliver
No actually that's just how the rest of scandinavia feels about danish, sry bru
2019-10-02 09:44
169 replies
#55
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Denmark WeiZy0
Not really. Thats how All danes feel about Swedes mostly. Sames goes the other way around. That u being ignorant, and don't know shit its not ur fault tho. :D
2019-10-02 10:09
168 replies
That would be you lacking common knowledge there. While Danes, swedes and norwegians might all make fun of each other... danish sounding like someone's got a potato shoved down their throat is a widely accepted description even outside Scandinavia. Hell, it's such an ingrained thing, most danes sound like they're sucking on something even when speaking English.
2019-10-02 10:27
96 replies
#65
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Denmark WeiZy0
No. Obviously, u dont know shit. I didnt even read whole ur comment, when u start with bullshitting in the first line. xD We can mostly all read each others texts in the languages, but if u ain't familiar with the other language at any sort, u'll feel like the other two languages sounds weird. Where etc, I feel like its easier to understand norwegians talking than swedes. And so around. I know Norwegian people who's more able to understand danes, more than swedes, and verse with swedes etc.
2019-10-02 10:30
53 replies
Listen to how astralis speaks English compared to how NiP or fnatic speak English. Danes have way more of the gutteral(??) sounds, which makes it harder for the rest of scandinavians to understand
2019-10-02 10:50
19 replies
#86
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Denmark WeiZy0
You compare 5 people vs 5 millions, Lol.
2019-10-02 12:14
18 replies
It's fairly obvious that not every Dane sounds the same, nor does every Swede, American etc. No need to be a smartass. The players in astralis displays some of the sounds commonly found in Danish and they're well known in these forums hence why they're the basis of my example. The sounds in danish are uncommon in the rest of scandinavia, which explains why many scandinavians have a hard time understanding danish. You can deny this and be obnoxious, but I'd prefer if you accept it.
2019-10-02 12:58
16 replies
#93
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Denmark WeiZy0
Accept what exactly? You can't do proper argumentation? - I guess so I will. It has nothing to do with being a smartass either. Lol. Why even joining an conversation, when u don't get the essential in it?
2019-10-02 13:02
15 replies
#116
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United Kingdom Shoomus
jesus you're very upset haha
2019-10-02 13:52
14 replies
#119
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Denmark WeiZy0
Upset? I dont think you know the meaning of the word. I couldn't careless about what others think. I just think its stupid to only type bullshit.
2019-10-02 13:55
13 replies
#123
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United Kingdom Shoomus
i think you just cant accept that your accent sounds awful
2019-10-02 13:58
12 replies
#125
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Denmark WeiZy0
So does yours compared to Americans? Its the same for everyone, which ISNT from the damn country/nation. God damnit. At least use ur damn brain before you choose to join a conversation.
2019-10-02 13:59
11 replies
#126
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United Kingdom Shoomus
what the american accent is one of the worst out there and every american ive spoken to really likes my/the english accent
2019-10-02 14:00
7 replies
#127
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Denmark WeiZy0
Holy fuck you're ignorant, and stupid. :D
2019-10-02 14:01
6 replies
#131
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United Kingdom Shoomus
k.? xd
2019-10-02 14:04
Mate, it is true what they say, Danish sounds like you have a potato in your mouth because of the pronunciation. It's common knowledge all across Europe. How many people have to tell you that for you to believe it?
2019-10-02 14:43
4 replies
and it sounds fucking beatiful. Skåne gang.
2019-10-02 15:50
the danish denial, a classic
2019-10-02 15:52
+1
2019-10-02 16:48
#324
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Finland Orchard
+1 delusional Danes here can't accept facts
2019-10-03 03:44
you really made an ass out of yourself in this thread man everyone here knows you're full of shit and all you're doing is digging a deeper hole for yourself
2019-10-03 02:23
2 replies
#339
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Denmark WeiZy0
Not really.
2019-10-03 09:23
1 reply
you can say that, but it doesn't make it true ;) if you are really that blind to how much of a clown you're being made into, then it says more about you than anyone else here
2019-10-03 13:10
what are u talking about he said compare astralis to fnatic or nip not compare 5 v 5 million are u drunk? and btw people say danish people sound like they have got a potato shoved down their throat, thats true and u cant deny it im not saying its bad and something u should be ashamed of but its the truth
2019-10-03 16:51
You don't read. You don't understand. And then you argue. Which is the whole reason why we're having this conversation right now. You're either drunk, dumb or trolling. Or maybe you just made an honest mistake. You missed the point where no one is arguing against the similarities between the languages, nor how each side is viewing it. You're half-right. It's kinda the same. But it's not the same. You were arguing against a very specific detail, which doesn't really work the other way around. And I was merely reaffirming it. Danes DO sound like they're sucking on something while speaking. That shit is so prevalent in Danish accent even when speaking English, that Anders is probably the only dane that I know who doesn't sound like he's got a massive dong down his throat. It is not just viewed that way in Sweden, or Norway, but also everyone else around you, mate.
2019-10-02 10:58
20 replies
#87
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Denmark WeiZy0
Again. I dont read your text, when you start out with some more bullshit, get some more knowledge. :)
2019-10-02 12:15
19 replies
#114
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Finland Orchard
Low IQ Dane spotted.
2019-10-02 13:51
18 replies
#117
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United Kingdom Shoomus
+1
2019-10-02 13:52
#118
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Denmark WeiZy0
Try again. :D
2019-10-02 13:53
16 replies
#128
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Finland Orchard
Sorry, I didn't get you because you sound like sucking a big dick all the time.
2019-10-02 14:03
15 replies
#130
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Denmark WeiZy0
Haha. Ofc there comes a childish behavior from a Finn. :D. Learn to read dickhead, and get some proper knowledge.
2019-10-02 14:04
13 replies
#152
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Finland Orchard
I remember even my Swedish teacher saying over 10 years ago that Danish sounds like speaking Swedish with hot potato in your mouth. Go eat your smörrebröd but don't choke to it. Even though you sound like it.
2019-10-02 14:33
12 replies
haha finnish albino pigs learn swedish in school? i thought ur slave days were over hahahahaha
2019-10-02 16:51
11 replies
#290
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Finland Orchard
Yes? I also learned English and German. I thought you were civilized people who could appreciate such skills, but turned out you are just another low IQ Germanic insulting others.
2019-10-03 01:30
10 replies
and yet ur purchase power parity is completely dogshit hahahaha
2019-10-03 02:07
9 replies
#297
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Finland Orchard
What does that have to do with languages? Maybe you should stop so you don't get served and banned like last time you started this.
2019-10-03 02:10
8 replies
all ur messages are hillarious, ur obviously some patriotic cuck who thinks a lot of ur irrelevant shithole of a country when in reality ur the laughing stock of europe
2019-10-03 02:14
7 replies
#299
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Finland Orchard
Keep independence as a only country in eastern border of Europe against Soviet union and cause 5-6 times more casualties VS surrender in 24 hours. XAXAXAXAXAX
2019-10-03 02:18
6 replies
being the bitch of sweden for 700 years vs conquering England and majority of scandinavia. AXAXAXAX
2019-10-03 02:23
5 replies
#306
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Finland Orchard
Keep telling yourself that. Maybe one day you will rise again!
2019-10-03 02:32
#323
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Finland Acoz
Imagine letting nazi germany take your country x) beta cucks 101
2019-10-03 03:39
2 replies
haha look another finnish no lifer, go suck some swedish dick u fucking slave hahah 700 years being cucked by sweden Y I K E S biggest betas on earth
2019-10-03 04:13
1 reply
#348
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Finland Acoz
ahahah nt whiteflag beta cuck
2019-10-03 13:32
#340
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Sweden Fjolliver
Yes good job of conquering england, dabeito. You did sooo good
2019-10-03 09:40
#132
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United Kingdom Shoomus
hahaha i like you
2019-10-02 14:05
Just for your information, the majority of Norwegian people also think that Danish sounds like you got a potato stuck in your throat. And most Norwegians actually find it easier to understand Swedish than Danish. I will say though that written danish is easier to understand than written Swedish.
2019-10-02 14:07
11 replies
#134
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Denmark WeiZy0
It really depends where from Norwegian you come from. So many people have told me otherwise also so. Again. Proven wrong :)
2019-10-02 14:09
10 replies
Dude, literally nothing is proven. I've lived in Stavanger, Bergen, Kristiansand, and Oslo. I also often visit Bodø and Alta since I got family there and my family has a cabin in Hafjell. And the majority of people in all these places agree that Danish sounds like you have a potato stuck in your throat.
2019-10-02 14:19
9 replies
#137
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Denmark WeiZy0
Jesus u guys don't understand shit, or know shit. :D Im out. Done arguing with idiots :>
2019-10-02 14:21
8 replies
AHAHAHH you say you're done arguing but all I've heard from you is "Well I know a few Norwegians and they don't agree so I'm right" and for your information, that isn't a really good argument
2019-10-02 14:23
2 replies
#145
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Denmark WeiZy0
Read the whole thing dumbass. You're so fucking lost. "I know a few" is exact same you're saying. Get some brain activity, do some brain exercises. It will help you alot.
2019-10-02 14:24
1 reply
HAHAHAHAHH I'm Norwegian and you think I don't know what literally everyone knows in Norway. Also, I've read the whole thing, and your only argument is based on something you have zero knowledge on. You told that Swedish guy that Norwegians think the opposite, well heres a Norwegian telling you, they don't, and you still think you know how the majority of Norwegians think better than a fucking Norwegian? That's pathetic
2019-10-02 14:32
Love it how like 20 people told you already that you are wrong and you're still in a delusion lmfao. Danes. Ignorant and stupid.
2019-10-02 15:44
4 replies
#246
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Denmark WeiZy0
Are you really this stupid? Let me make it clear for you. ITS THE SAME FOR EVERYONE. I feel like it with Swedes others feels like it with danes, others feels like it with norwegians. Incredible you actually are this motherfucking dumb. It’s not a fact, It’s how others sees it.
2019-10-02 15:48
2 replies
No it is not lmfao. Every Scandinavian (also some Danes) knows that Danish is different from Swedish and Norwegian (speach wise). Stop being so ignorant. Even when talking English, Danes sound simply like they have a potato up their throat, just like with Hollanders. Just accept the truth and move on. It ain't like something it's wrong with it lol.
2019-10-02 15:58
1 reply
#341
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Sweden Fjolliver
He is so defensive about it, taking it so personal lol
2019-10-03 09:46
and norwegians sounds like feminine cucks trying to sing a song with ur pitch going up and down constantly while speaking, it is what it is i guess.
2019-10-03 04:20
1+
2019-10-02 13:47
No, its not accepted anywhere outside Scandinavia. Denmark is Swedish/Norwegian language but germanized. We speak like the Germans and the Dutch. We make the same sounds. You're just unintelligent using Swedish/Norwegian punchline against Danes. Its actually... pathetic.
2019-10-02 14:39
40 replies
#166
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Finland Orchard
Also same in Finland. You played yourself. Expected from low IQ Germanics tbh.
2019-10-02 14:52
39 replies
You just copy the Swedish punchline. I literally just expained that to you in my last comment. How dim are you - for real? We speak like the Germans and the Dutch. Please let the Swedes have their punchline, its pathetic and cringe when non-Scandinavians use it, especially by someone with the ugliest language in Europe. Of course, because the language is non-European.
2019-10-02 14:54
38 replies
#184
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Finland Orchard
It has been a joke here as long as I can remember too. Finnish is one of most beautiful languages there is. J.R Tolkien would agree.
2019-10-02 14:59
37 replies
Its just a copy paste. No one cares what your teenage internet-generation thinks about anything. Its clearly just a direct copy/paste you learned because of the internet.
2019-10-02 15:01
36 replies
#191
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Finland Orchard
No it's not. My 60 year old Swedish teacher told me it over 10 years ago in middle school.
2019-10-02 15:02
35 replies
Yes, 'Swedish'-teacher. Because he speaks Swedish. Anyone who doesn't speak any Scandinavian language wouldn't understand since Danish is just a Germanized version of the other Scandinavian languages. Without you even knowing it, you made an own goal. You're actually a bit dim, thats so funny
2019-10-02 15:03
34 replies
#203
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Finland Orchard
So you just change facts all the time. First it was internet thing now it isn't? You just played yourself.. Again.
2019-10-02 15:06
33 replies
What facts? I completely shut you down. Anyone reading this can see it. Get rolled and smoked, nerd.
2019-10-02 15:08
32 replies
#305
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Finland Orchard
Completely shut me down? Are you that delusional? :D First you say it's only a swedish meme, (even though it was first delivered by a Estonian in this thread) then you say it's only a internet-meme and now it's only Scandinavian thing. Many people from all over the world say that Danish sounds like speaking with a hot potato in your mouth. It's just a joke, no need to take it too serious. You just can't deal with it, I guess it's because of your low self-esteem. Rather sad actually.
2019-10-03 02:36
31 replies
I never said it was a Swedish meme. I said it was Scandinavian banter, something you will only understand if you actually speak Norwegian or Swedish. Danish is a Germanized version of Swedish/Norwegian accent. We speak like Germans and the Dutch. Its pathetic when irrelevant mongols from a dark corner in Europe uses the same punchline as our Scandinavian brothers from Sweden and Norway.
2019-10-03 02:46
30 replies
#310
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Finland Orchard
Again you are just insulting without any reason. Everyone makes fun of everyone in Nordic countries, you are the only one who takes it this serious. Maybe you never recovered from surrendering to Germany in 24 hours and now you are completely cucked soon-to-be muslim country. Maybe you will get your shit together one day, now you are just irrelevant retarded little brother of Sweden.
2019-10-03 02:52
9 replies
Finns are not Scandinavian, Nordic countries isn't a thing. Scandinavians makes fun of each other, not nordic countries. We don't give a shit about you. You're not like us; ethnically nor linguistically. You were oppressed by Scandinavians for centuries which is the only reason why you have your current society model and why we forced large parts of our culture down your throats. To be frank, we don't even like you.
2019-10-03 02:53
8 replies
#314
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Finland Orchard
Nordic countries isn't a thing? What is Kalmar Union? You don't seem to no anything about culture or history. Finnish people were in Scandinavia way before Germanic culture came here. imgur.com/a/Ebu49qf Vikings were never able to conquer Finland and there is many stories they getting beaten up in here. Many of the Vikings were actually Finnish like Rurik. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rurik Yes we were fighting against Slavs to keep Sweden safe. It's just geopolitics, nothing else. You wouldn't understand it, since you just surrender in 24 hours when another country comes to conquer you.
2019-10-03 03:03
7 replies
Xaxaxaxa you have only existed in 100 years as a country while Denmark conquered and colonized fucking England, who later created the biggest empire in the history of the world. The Danes sacked Paris, Lisbon, Madrid etc, we colonized Normandy and the descendants of Danes in Normandy created the Normans. You are irrelevant compared to history of Denmark lmao
2019-10-03 03:13
6 replies
#317
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Finland Orchard
So what? China has existed only 70 years as a country. Is China irrelevant because of that? Finland irrelevant? Just shows how uneducated you are. >finnish is related to sumerian, not INDO-european >finns built permanent housing right after the last ice age >finns had agriculture 7000 bc >the oldest fishing net was found in finland >the oldest wooden idol in the world was found in finnic lands >there are for example a ten kilometers long stone painting in the shores of lake laatokka >there are more than hundred of these jatulintarha's in Finland (en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Troy_Town) >scandinavian kings descend from finns >slavic kings descend from finns >finnic dna has been found all over eurasia and even from carthago >finns were the first to found america via the ice bridge in the atlantic >finns have the most olympic medals per capita in the world >finns are the most educated and innovative people in the world >finns are the most blue eyed blondes in the world
2019-10-03 03:17
5 replies
Yes Finland is irrelevant. You are nothing, you live in a dark corner of Europe, you never achieved any thing as a country, you're outcasts of Europe. You were colonized by Sweden LMAO for centuries. You are probably the weakest country in Europe with the weakest history.
2019-10-03 03:20
4 replies
#319
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Finland Orchard
Just sad how you struggle to make any real arguments. Expected from low IQ Germanic tbh, so nothing new there.
2019-10-03 03:22
2 replies
Real arguments - there is nothing to argue against. You never achieved anything as a country, and then you try to compare your situation with China lmao. The Chinese made dynasties millenniums ago. You did nothing. You were controlled in the history of your people. You didn't even fight for your independence. It was given to you.
2019-10-03 03:27
1 reply
#322
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Finland Orchard
I have made tens of points proving that Finnish people have been throughout the history very innovative and strong people. Didn't fight for independence? What is one of the world bloodiest civil wars then? Or winter war/continuation war/lapland war?
2019-10-03 03:35
#327
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Finland Orchard
>Only country in the world Russia has attacked and wasn't able to invade >weakest country in Europe :)
2019-10-03 04:08
#312
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Finland Orchard
Estonian guy told it first and I don't think he is speaking Norwegian or Swedish. It's well known banter in Europe. Must be hard to have so low self-esteem.
2019-10-03 02:54
19 replies
He reads HLTV.org. Using Swedish/Norwegian punchline. It seems like you don't understand our language got germanized. We make the same sounds as the Germans and the Dutch. Its cringe when non-Scandinavian speakers uses it.
2019-10-03 03:02
18 replies
#315
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Finland Orchard
It seems like you don't understand it's well known banter in Europe. :) + I speak Swedish so I guess I can use it then. Get rekt :)
2019-10-03 03:11
Yeah, let's pretend we are not all on the internet right now, communicating with a vast amount of people internationally. Totally not using voice comms on CS or anything. Not hearing opinions from all over Europe, not just Scandinavia. The so-called punchline might have originated out of Scandinavia, but unfortunately for you, most of the rest of the world agrees. Your denial is stupid. So stupid in fact, one must conclude you're simply a troll seeking attention with low IQ statements. You can fuck right off with your germanization excuses. There is no germanization. It's simply a germanic language same as Swedish, Norwegian and Icelandic. Germans, though, don't have those annoying sounds in their accent. Neither do the Dutch. Or Swedes. Or Norwegians. Or Icelanders. And they don't exist in old Low German nor old High German. Therefore the so-called germanization is not a factor in the retarded cock sucking sounds you make when speaking. Just own it, instead of pretending ignorance you insufferable plonker.
2019-10-04 16:18
16 replies
#390
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Finland Orchard
+1 :D:D:D
2019-10-04 16:21
So you're telling me you're speaking Danish with people in online computer games? Lmao! Danish accent when speaking English isn't the sexiest, but its much better than Estonian and especially Finnish. In general Uralic languages are by far the worst in Europe and with no comparison the ugliest in the Western World. Its common knowledge for anyone in Europe. When you're speaking your native languages I'm not certain if you're actually trying to communicate or puking. Literally ask anyone. Roman languages, Germanic languages, Slavic languages are much, much better than 3rd world Uralic languages. Hell, you'r even communicating in a Germanic language right now. By the way - what sounds? Describe them. What sounds do Danes make that doesn't exist in other Germanic languages? You can't even explain it, and this is why I know you're just a 3rd worlder with ugly Uralic language ;-), enjoy life in poverty, bitch
2019-10-04 18:31
9 replies
#394
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Finland Orchard
The phonotactics of the Finnish language excited J.R.R. Tolkien which he likened to "bottles of an amazing wine of a kind and flavour never tasted before" that "quite intoxicated" him.[1] It became was the inspiration for the Elvish language which Tolkien named Qenya (later Quenya), a language designed to emulate the beauty evoked by Finnish. Other than in the field of phonotactics, a small part of the Quenya vocabulary was probably directly inspired by Finnish words, cf. Q. lapse "baby", perhaps from F. lapsi "child". Imagine being only able to speak low IQ Germanic languages
2019-10-04 18:56
8 replies
You mean the Germanics, the greatest civilisation to ever live, who created the biggest emprie the world have ever seen, almost everything you use in your everday life is invented by Germanics. You are truely inferior and this makes you mad.
2019-10-04 18:57
7 replies
#398
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Finland Orchard
xaxaxa nice b8
2019-10-04 19:02
6 replies
Destroyed by facts. You know most of the white population in the US, Canada and Austrlia are Germanic as well, right? You just got rolled and smoked, you can't argue against the greatest civilization to ever live.
2019-10-04 19:03
5 replies
#400
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Finland Orchard
What is left from once so great empire? Small, irrelevant country full of cucks who surrenders in 24 hours to Germany. Kind of sad really. :D
2019-10-04 19:05
4 replies
Germany, the best military power in the world at that time, and still Denmark came out on top with own PM, police patrolling, Danish King riding his horse through Copehnagen every week, now compare it to Finland who didn't even have their own country LMAO! Cucked by Germanics for centuries xaxaxaxa
2019-10-04 19:07
3 replies
#402
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Finland Orchard
What the fuck am I reading? Seems like you don't even have the slighest knowledge of history. Kind of funny :D
2019-10-04 19:11
2 replies
Finland, weakest history in Europe. Stay mad.
2019-10-04 19:11
1 reply
#404
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Finland Orchard
I'm not mad. I'm amused by your stupiudity.
2019-10-04 19:12
And right under my comment there is a Serb writing Danish sounds like German. Like I stated all along. Who would have thought - xaxaxa, get the fuck outta here Uralic 3rd worlder, you have the shittiest languages out there, you're a laughing stock for any 1st world Germanic language speaker
2019-10-04 18:34
4 replies
You literally can't even read. It sounds like german because it's a germanic language. However it does not mean your throat-schlucking is even remotely similar to any of the other germanic languages. I mean, Dutch have a funky accent... but it's really not quite like that. As for your opinion on Uralic languages, bruh, I really don't care. Unlike you, I don't have tiny peener complex about my language. And unlike you, I don't need to keep my dad's in my throat to speak. I merely pointed out a simple distinctive difference in an argument, and a description, which you may take as an offensive Scandinavian punchline, but which is still accurate, no matter how butthurt you feel about it. Don't take it so hard, bro, these are just words, not a dick.
2019-10-04 18:58
3 replies
It is, but you're too dumb to understand is. Expected from some random 3rd worlder speaking ugliest language in Europe. You can start by explaining what sounds you're talking about, but it appears you're just an inferior 3rd worlder talking bullshit. I asked you for evidence but you failed. Expected.
2019-10-04 19:00
2 replies
You know, trying to insult me with this low IQ shit speaks more about your character than mine. Your belief that you are actually baiting me with this garbage, much the same. It's quite laughable, really. I'm simply killing my time, much like yourself, I suppose. You don't get to talk about being dumb, when you have been provided with a description time and time again. The failure to comprehend it is on your side. As they say, those who do not seek to understand, will never be made to understand. Those who do not seek help, can't be helped. You seek to be fed attention as a low quality troll. However, your low intellect babbling has begun to bore me. You might want to work on your eloquence, son.
2019-10-04 19:21
1 reply
Still no example, still no evidence, just alot of words not saying anything at all. I rest my case.
2019-10-04 19:22
#75
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Serbia Ch11co
Tbh i started learning basic danish with duo linguo and it sounds similar to german
2019-10-02 11:01
1 reply
#85
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Denmark WeiZy0
Yeah at some point there is so small similairities.
2019-10-02 12:14
#138
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Sweden dyzto
actually danish sounds like you are having a cock in ur throat when speaking, norwegians sound fine
2019-10-02 14:21
65 replies
#139
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Denmark WeiZy0
Mhh, I bet u know all about speaking with a cock in the mouth. :D
2019-10-02 14:21
11 replies
#140
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Sweden dyzto
ur just wrong when you say scandinavians feel like that about eachother, we all just think its danish that sounds fucked
2019-10-02 14:22
10 replies
#143
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Denmark WeiZy0
No. But Im right about u know how it sounds with a cock in your mouth. I bet u tried it way to much. :D - Again, cluess 15y0 talking lul. Go to school plz.
2019-10-02 14:23
9 replies
#144
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Sweden dyzto
your shoesize > your iq
2019-10-02 14:24
8 replies
#146
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Denmark WeiZy0
I've 140 iq? :D Where u at? Still in school kid. Go home, suck ur fathers dick, muslim.
2019-10-02 14:24
7 replies
#147
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Sweden dyzto
140 iq but don't know basic grammar classic
2019-10-02 14:25
6 replies
#148
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Denmark WeiZy0
I'd never care about my English. Never needed it to be perfect since people still understands it completely. Go ahead kid. Try some more. :)
2019-10-02 14:26
5 replies
#150
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Sweden dyzto
fact that me, a 15 y/o (sure a smart one) can spot how dumb you are simply by watching stuff you write on a internet forum is quite telling pal. go outside and play with the other downies
2019-10-02 14:28
1 reply
Everyone can spot how fucking arrogant and dumb he is by only reading this single forum thread
2019-10-02 14:37
men y u hev 2 b upset, just agree with them men))) nothing wrong with a potato/dick in ur throat :D
2019-10-02 15:02
2 replies
#226
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Denmark WeiZy0
Again. Not even close to be udset, Lol. Get a clue plz
2019-10-02 15:38
1 reply
I know you're not udset men)) you're upset, it's clear as daylight by your responses but it's ok men))
2019-10-02 15:45
You speak like you have a cock... in your ass.
2019-10-02 14:42
52 replies
#163
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Sweden dyzto
dane spotted
2019-10-02 14:51
51 replies
Please take the cock out of your ass while trying to speak to me. Its rather disgusting.
2019-10-02 14:51
50 replies
#165
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Sweden dyzto
mad because u sound like drunk cock when speaking?
2019-10-02 14:51
49 replies
#168
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Finland Orchard
+he is stoling jokes. Pathetic betamale Dane.
2019-10-02 14:54
Feel free to speak like a homosexual at home, don't do it infront of me. Ty homo Swede.
2019-10-02 14:55
47 replies
#175
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Sweden dyzto
aggressive little beta male on the interwebz :3
2019-10-02 14:56
30 replies
Swede with big penis in his ass is very mad
2019-10-02 14:57
29 replies
#177
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Sweden dyzto
thought u were danish?
2019-10-02 14:57
28 replies
Stay mad Penis-In-Ass-Swede
2019-10-02 14:57
27 replies
#182
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Sweden dyzto
x to the d
2019-10-02 14:59
26 replies
I'll just repeat. Take the penis out of your ass when speaking in public
2019-10-02 14:59
25 replies
#190
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Sweden dyzto
your quality of being amusing or comic, especially as expressed in literature or speech is very good, i think you have many friends!
2019-10-02 15:02
24 replies
Penis-In-Ass-Swede
2019-10-02 15:02
23 replies
#197
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Sweden dyzto
stop it now, you're projecting for all those times daddy analfisted you before nighttime!
2019-10-02 15:03
22 replies
Please take the cock out of your ass while trying to speak to me. Its rather disgusting.
2019-10-02 15:04
21 replies
#201
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Sweden dyzto
i think im talking to a bot
2019-10-02 15:05
20 replies
Stay mad homo Swede
2019-10-02 15:10
19 replies
#223
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Sweden dyzto
ait
2019-10-02 15:36
18 replies
2019-10-02 15:36
17 replies
#225
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Sweden dyzto
damn u live on hltv. expected from incel
2019-10-02 15:37
16 replies
2019-10-02 15:39
15 replies
#229
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Sweden dyzto
expected
2019-10-02 15:43
8 replies
2019-10-02 15:44
1 reply
#231
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Sweden dyzto
2019-10-02 15:44
2019-10-02 15:44
1 reply
#234
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Sweden dyzto
2019-10-02 15:44
2019-10-02 15:45
1 reply
#238
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Sweden dyzto
2019-10-02 15:45
#237
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Sweden dyzto
2019-10-02 15:45
1 reply
2019-10-02 15:46
#240
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Sweden dyzto
2019-10-02 15:46
5 replies
2019-10-02 15:46
1 reply
#242
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Sweden dyzto
2019-10-02 15:47
2019-10-02 15:47
2 replies
#245
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Sweden dyzto
2019-10-02 15:47
#264
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Switzerland rhinooox
wtf guys u behave like little kids
2019-10-02 15:57
Get a life lol
2019-10-02 15:47
15 replies
#248
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Sweden dyzto
what u expect from nazi hltv hero straight outa mamas basement
2019-10-02 15:49
2 replies
Hahaha yeah he's actually pathetic. He's always on threads that have something to do with Denmark. He's little bit obsessed with it.
2019-10-02 15:51
#325
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Finland Orchard
+1 he get's served almost every time.
2019-10-03 03:50
Here comes the immigrant. Get out.
2019-10-02 15:48
11 replies
Randominator the biggest HLTV 'nationalist' who can't accept an L even tho he gets them on every single thread! Amazing life to have.
2019-10-02 15:50
10 replies
NoregNik, the biggest Denmark-hater on HLTV.org. Have been hating on Denmark on HLTV.org for years for no apparent reason. Its rumoured though, that a Danish man with a big penis fucked his girlfriend and his mom. Now he is taking his pathetic internet-vendetta-revenge on HLTV.org. NoregNik trivia; not ethnic Norwegian.
2019-10-02 15:51
9 replies
Randominator, always butthurt and triggered and can't accept a fact and truth. Always whines like a little bitch for no apparent reason whatsoever. Has to pull the immigrant card, that he by the way, obviously made up in his little self-centered mind. He is adopted and lives in a shithole alongside seals and polar bears and thinks he's an ethnic Dane. Randominator trivia; a little illiterate bitch who doesn't have a life outside this forum. P.S: I've said it before. I was born in Norway by Norwegian parents, studied in Norway and now having a good life in the UK. Have fun wasting 12 hours a day on this forum btw. I'll drink to that.
2019-10-02 15:59
8 replies
#265
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Sweden dyzto
xaxaxaxa
2019-10-02 15:58
#292
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Finland Orchard
xaxaxaxa :D He is probably an Eskimo and that's why he feels so insecure.
2019-10-03 01:45
Randominator, destroying weebs on HLTV.org and is in general an universal trigger source for immigrants like NoregNik. Dismantling NoregNik and weebs with arguments and facts on a daily basis. Ethnic Dane; one of those NoregNik hates so much for no apparent reason. NoregNik still didn't tell the world why he feels so inferior towards Danes and Denmark, but we all understand why NoregNik ignores the question since the reasoning is illogical.
2019-10-03 01:44
5 replies
Cry me a river mate. First of all how did you assume I'm a weeb lmfao. Why would I answer something to you, when you make your own shit up one way or another lmfao? Take this L, as you always do, and move on with your pathetic lpetty little life that you're living.
2019-10-03 13:03
4 replies
Weeb or not is irrelevant, but again you're dodging the question.
2019-10-03 13:24
3 replies
'Weeb or not is irrelevant' Makes his own made up bullshit, just like with everything else, such as me being an immigrant and me hating Danes (that he doesn't realise that I'm obviously doing it on purpose to trigger him for a reaction) I have nothing against Danes, I just like triggering morons such as yourself. Why would I have something against Danes when I have bunch of friends and colleagues from Denmark (Vejle, Cph, Aarhus, Odense etc) and we Scandinavians are all pretty similar? You need to realize that the world is not spinning around you mate. Wake up from your own delusional. There's a real life outside this forum, which apparently you do not have! Had fun for now. Not answering to your rubbish comments anymore. You can talk to yourself!
2019-10-03 13:46
2 replies
#350
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Finland Orchard
+1 Well said, couldn't agree more.
2019-10-03 13:49
You're not doing anything on purpose. I've noticed you in Denmark-topics for years always with some sort of a mocking comment. You can try to deny it, I don't really care, we both know its true. I have no idea why you have this inferior complex towards Danes, luckily most Norwegians are the opposite of you; they love Denmark. Kamelåså, bitch.
2019-10-03 14:45
#250
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Finland mattixboi
No. We in Finland dont necessarily speak any of your 3's languages. I still feel like Danish is the one with potatoes in mouth. It's a common thing. That u being ignorant, and don't know shit its not ur fault tho. :D
2019-10-02 15:49
can confirm, danish sounds like someone throwing up
2019-10-02 16:46
#289
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Finland FlNLAND
Im sorry, but the swede is right. You're the only ones with potatoes stuck in your throats.
2019-10-02 19:02
Danish sounds like you got a potato stuck in your throat
2019-10-02 13:59
Step 5: Why men? ;(
2019-10-02 09:18
#142
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Cambodia RIPol_Pot
+1
2019-10-02 14:23
Language of rich people mens))))
2019-10-03 02:23
danish LUL, Swedens lil bro
2019-10-02 11:59
58 replies
No, that would be Finland. The autistic adopted little brother. Truth is, you'll never be Scandinavians in anyway. Stay away from Scandinavian topics, ty.
2019-10-02 14:43
57 replies
#173
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Finland Orchard
Denmark is literally a small retarded version of Sweden.
2019-10-02 14:55
56 replies
Nobody cares what Finns do or think. You're not a part of Scandinavia and you never will be.
2019-10-02 14:56
44 replies
We're doing good why would we want to be a part of Scandinavia?
2019-10-02 15:00
8 replies
I don't know, you tell me. You're probably jealous.
2019-10-02 15:01
7 replies
You're the one implying that Finns would want to be Scandinavian so I can't tell you the reason for that because I think the opposite. There's also nothing to be jealous about. I think you have a superiority complex.
2019-10-02 15:03
6 replies
Keep crying jealous Finn, you'll never be Scandinavian, you will never be Germanic, you want so badly what the Scandinavian countries have, but you will NEVER be able to get it. Accept it.
2019-10-02 15:10
5 replies
Typical 70 IQ response as expected. You stop making arguments simply because you can't and start aggressing me personally instead. I had a nice laugh tho, so thanks.
2019-10-02 15:12
4 replies
Yeah if I had to take a wild guess; morons like you are easily entertained. A well known consequence of lacking cognitive abilities. Carry on now, weeb.
2019-10-02 15:13
2 replies
Yeah yeah acting so smart, aren't you now. The fact is that your argument sunk and you lost. End of story.
2019-10-02 15:17
1 reply
Its not an argument, its me telling you how shit is. I'm the president, I'm the emperor, I'm the king. I'm Michael Jackson, you Tito.
2019-10-02 15:20
#218
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Finland Orchard
+1
2019-10-02 15:24
#187
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Finland Orchard
Geographically more Scandinavia than Denmark xaxaxa. But literally I don't care. Denmark is irrelevant in any possible way.
2019-10-02 15:01
34 replies
Ehhh, geographically... Geographically Scandinavia is Denmark, Sweden and Norway. Are you actually this dumb?
2019-10-02 15:02
33 replies
#199
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Finland Orchard
You don't know what geographically means? Xaxaxa low IQ really shows here.
2019-10-02 15:04
32 replies
Geographically; in terms of the geography or physical features of an area. And since Scandinavia consists of three countries... Denmark, Norway and Sweden. Guess what area the term 'Scandinavia' covers.
2019-10-02 15:08
31 replies
#210
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Finland Orchard
Okey so you don't know the definition of Scandinavia Peninsula. Expected from low IQ Germanic.
2019-10-02 15:16
30 replies
The Scandinavian Peninsula and Scandinavia are two completely different things. How can this confuse you? Do you need any help? I want to get paid though. I reckon this will be a full-time job.
2019-10-02 15:17
29 replies
#216
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Finland Orchard
Its not confusing for me at all. Part of Finland is geographically part of Scandinavian Peninsula but Denmark isn't. You mad?
2019-10-02 15:22
28 replies
The Scandinavian Peninsula is just a name. You tell me that if they named it Finns-Are-Disgusting Peninsula instead, we wouldn't have this 'dialogue'? Do you understand now its just a name and it has nothing to do with the actual term and geographically area of 'Scandinavia'? This is like teaching a monkey what 2+2 equals. Herre fucking jemini.
2019-10-02 15:24
27 replies
#219
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Finland Orchard
So you do acknowledge the facts now. My work here is done. Low IQ, butthurted Dane learned something new. Have a nice day!
2019-10-02 15:27
26 replies
I promise you that anyone reading this with IQ above 80 will have a field day laughing their arses of because of your stupidity.
2019-10-02 15:30
25 replies
#222
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Finland Orchard
Keep telling that to yourself.
2019-10-02 15:33
The Finn won here
2019-10-03 21:18
23 replies
In a world of autism and low IQ.
2019-10-03 22:26
22 replies
#362
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Finland Orchard
Actually autism and high IQ goes together. Expected from low IQ Germanic not to know this.
2019-10-04 03:26
21 replies
No it doesn't. Autists can be dumb as Finns or clever like fucking Dustin Hoffman in Rain Man. Just like you're dumb as shit and I'm not. Don't you ever get tired of making a fool out of yourself?
2019-10-04 14:40
20 replies
#366
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Finland Orchard
"In 2015, Cambridge University undertook a study of almost half a million people and uncovered intriguing evidence that autistic traits (although not necessarily full-blown autism) are more common among people involved in the science, technology, engineering, and math (STEM) fields" telegraph.co.uk/news/science/science-new.. "Another study that same year uncovered a likely genetic link between autism and genius—families that were more likely to produce autistic children were also more likely to produce geniuses." karger.com/Article/Abstract/373890
2019-10-04 15:23
10 replies
Here, a perfect example of Finns en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Low-functioning_au..
2019-10-04 15:41
9 replies
#370
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Finland Orchard
More those in Denmark like I have proved. :)
2019-10-04 15:42
8 replies
No, just look at the entire ENCE lineup; only autistic losers. Your country is just too dumb to diagnose autists.
2019-10-04 15:43
7 replies
#374
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Finland Orchard
Highest average IQ is Europe is dumb now? Ok. :D Get fucking rekt :D
2019-10-04 15:43
6 replies
Lowest average IQ, nobody cares if your school is designed for math test just like in asian countries(your cousins). Look at how Finnish people are(ENCE perfect example), you are unable to connect emotionally. You have Downs Syndrom. You're a bunch of bots running around unable to function in a social constructed world.
2019-10-04 15:46
5 replies
#379
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Finland Orchard
Too low effort baiting man, I'm kind of disappointed in you.
2019-10-04 15:50
4 replies
You're dumb as fuck if you actually think you have the highest average IQ in Europe. Expected though from a random irrelevant Finn. You actually believe Finland is more Scandinavian than Denmark LOL, it tells the story quite well.
2019-10-04 15:51
3 replies
#384
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Finland Orchard
So you didn't learn what geographical area "Scandinavian Peninsula" means. We do have the highest average IQ in Europe, it's not an opinion.
2019-10-04 15:53
2 replies
The Scandinavian Peninsula has nothing to do with Scandinavia. The Scandinavian Peninsula is just a fucking name you delusional bot. How is it you can't understand something this simple. It blows my mind how autistic you are. Your cognitive abilities are incredibly low. I have explained it to you so many times but yet you're not able to understand it. You're a living proof of how dumb Finns are.
2019-10-04 15:55
1 reply
#388
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Finland Orchard
Yes, everything in this world has a name. One of those names is "Scandinavian Peninsula" which is a area that Finland is part of. Maybe the stupidest argument I have ever heard.
2019-10-04 16:02
#367
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Finland Orchard
Lol there is more autistic people in Denmark than in Finland. Denmark is world's 5th most autistic country XAXAXAXAXAXXA worldpopulationreview.com/countries/auti.. "Dumb as Finns" Highest average IQ in Europe
2019-10-04 15:41
8 replies
Lol Finland has only been a country for 100 years, never achieved anything, living in a dark corner of Europe, non-European, non-European language, just irrelevant in every way ;-) Stay mad, autistic Finn.
2019-10-04 15:42
7 replies
#371
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Finland Orchard
You are just spamming those lies to every thread. You are just a sad person.
2019-10-04 15:43
6 replies
Lies? Hahahaha! You can't handle your country's history is garbage, one of the worst in Europe. Just accept it already kid.
2019-10-04 15:43
5 replies
#377
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Finland Orchard
You are just mad because I have served you in every thread where you have replied to me. Just read those ones again and answer to my arguments. :)
2019-10-04 15:47
4 replies
I have destroyed you in every thread. You did nothing but making a fool out of yourselves. You got rolled and smoked from the beginning, kid. Not that you ever had a chance, you're Finnish after all. A country only 100 years old without any achievements at all, irrelevant living in the corner of Europe, bad at sports, bad at everything. Get fucked.
2019-10-04 15:49
3 replies
#381
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Finland Orchard
Well I have told you many facts about Finland and you just keep telling those lies so there really isn't nothing to argue anymore. You just got served too bad. Maybe next time you will do better!
2019-10-04 15:51
2 replies
No, you have found something on the internet and you just coped it. Fact is, your country have no achievements at all, you're only 100 years old, you didn't even fight to get your own independence, it was given to you, now compare with the Scandinavian countries and their glorious histories. What a fucking contrast.
2019-10-04 15:52
1 reply
#387
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Finland Orchard
What is our Civil War then? Or Winter War/Continuation War/Lapland War? "Scandinavian countries and their glorious histories. " XAXAXAXAXA 24 hours surrender to Germany/not even taking part of fucking World Wars? Pathetic countries.
2019-10-04 15:56
haha denmark is the oldest kingdom of the north we ruled sweden and norway also England during the viking times, you guys were nothing but slaves for 700 years and have retarded looking eyes and albino pig skin. Your even taught swedish in school, i guess ur still nothing but slaves to this day, expected from the most irrelevant shithole on earth tho
2019-10-02 16:57
10 replies
#291
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Finland Orchard
Imagine living in Denmark and surrendering in 24 hours to Germany. :DDDD No real men there, only cucks like you.
2019-10-03 01:33
8 replies
imagine being slave bitches for 700 years and having to cry for sweden to help for everything, truely the pussies of the world hahahha
2019-10-03 02:10
7 replies
#326
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Finland Orchard
Imagine having +1200km border with Russia and being Danish. There would be 0 Danes after that. :D
2019-10-03 03:53
6 replies
you seem to have a lot of anger issues are you okay, you almost have 1k replies most of them are u being angry with some1 Y I K E S get some fresh air i mean its not like u have any relevant finnish teams to root for anyways cause ur irrelevant here as always. Finnish military is legit the most insignifcant dogshit u can imagine ur even too scared to partake in any middle eastern warfare cause u guys are such big pussies :DDDD You have a history of being slaves and never conquered anything hahaha
2019-10-03 04:13
5 replies
#331
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Finland Orchard
I'm not angry at all. But nice projection there about your life. How do you know my 1000 replies is only me being angry? You haven't wrote anything nice to anybody that I have seen. Maybe projection again. (en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Psychological_proj..) What do you mean too scared to partake in middle eastern warfare? Maybe you should look more into this, since Finland has been part of 30 different operation since 1956. Right now we part part of: Afganistan (RS) Libanon (UNIFIL) Kosovo (KFOR) Irak (OIR) Irak (NMI) Mali (EUTM Mali) Mali (MINUSMA) Somalia (EUTM Somalia) Mediterranean Sea(EUNAVFOR MED) Middle-east (UNTSO)
2019-10-03 04:22
4 replies
"nice projection" hahah legit every single person you've replied to here you never stopped replying until they stopped replying to you. Its easy to tell you get very upset and feel like your somehow gain anything from arguing on these forums, i guess you dont have a lot of things going for you in life? Was it very hard on you seeing ENCE get raped in yet another tournament today?? Look at the amount of troops you send out. Lets take a look at afganistan theguardian.com/news/datablog/2009/sep/2.. 750 danish troops vs 156 cowards from finland
2019-10-03 04:31
3 replies
#333
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Finland Orchard
You are projecting again about your life, really sad actually. I didn't even watch ENCE game, since I was working and I only watch cs go if I'm betting on the match. Ofc I hope they get their shit to together and be a a winning team again. I don't even know if Afganistan war should be something Nordic countries taking part of. Couldn't find any info about other peacekeeping operations by Denmark. Really doesn't matter though, since it's so small and irrelevant army.
2019-10-03 04:42
2 replies
hahaha keep telling yourself that. Do me a favor and get some fresh air, you probably rly need it, its not the first night ive seen you around here arguing some patriotic bullshit about ur sad irrelevant country. Yeah you definitely dont care about CS at all, just randomly sits here night after night arguing with people on a CS forum hahah. The thing is Finland only deploy your soy troops in places where legit nothing happens then stays away from the real action in places like Afganistan. The most hillarious thing however is that you think you have a legit chance against Russia if they ever were to care about you, compare the size of ur army with theirs you would get raped so fucking fast.
2019-10-03 04:52
1 reply
#336
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Finland Orchard
I train pretty hard actually. Right now I have been doing Arnold's golden six for 3 months and some running every week. Can't wait to go skiing! :) Yes I watch csgo to win money. I actually have never watch a csgo match not betting on it. I do play some ofc. (750h in 4 years) I'm not some weeb ENCE fanboy like you seem to be for Astralis. You didn't answer me to my question, but it was expected since Denmark probably doesn't do peacekeeping operations as much as Finland does (Although Finnish Defense Forces isn't designed and built to carry out wars in third world countries at long service links, unlike Denmark's professional army for example). I'm actually a sergeant and I do know a lot about warfare, so if you have some actual arguments you can go into my thread and we can have a debate there.
2019-10-03 05:09
bruh not long time ago Sweden ruled the whole north aswell?
2019-10-03 16:43
#260
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Sweden chris444
i guess you forgot step 4, being extremly disrespectful and saying Sweden is north Denmark :D thats an insult
2019-10-02 15:55
why dont you know finnish if you are 50%
2019-10-02 09:11
6 replies
His parents probably never spoke Finnish to him
2019-10-02 09:12
4 replies
#8
REZ | 
Sweden FocuseD
Yeah, my dad is born in Sweden so I grew up speaking Swedish. But he can speak Finnish fluently
2019-10-02 09:13
3 replies
thx dad. for nothing.
2019-10-02 09:41
#66
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Estonia Mrkruvi
All you need to know is kiitos and haista paska
2019-10-02 10:37
1 reply
vedä vittu päähäs molopää, saatana steissil nähää
2019-10-02 11:02
i’m half korean half kazakh, but russian is my native language xDD
2019-10-02 09:27
#3
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Finland Autisthicc
why want to learn Finland? useless language, go learn ruski
2019-10-02 09:12
5 replies
#11
REZ | 
Sweden FocuseD
Net
2019-10-02 09:14
#14
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Norway FriggeK
Finland should create a Swedish type language with a vui vittu twist
2019-10-02 09:14
3 replies
Voi vittu = butter fuck
2019-10-02 09:30
2 replies
#43
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Norway FriggeK
yes)))
2019-10-02 09:32
Step 1 : you don’t /closed
2019-10-02 09:12
1 reply
#12
REZ | 
Sweden FocuseD
hahaha xD
2019-10-02 09:14
#9
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Norway FriggeK
Swedish grammar > Norwegian & Danish grammar.
2019-10-02 09:14
10 replies
#15
REZ | 
Sweden FocuseD
Yeah, Swedish grammar is easy peazy
2019-10-02 09:15
9 replies
#20
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Norway FriggeK
god damn I miss Stockholm.
2019-10-02 09:16
8 replies
#21
REZ | 
Sweden FocuseD
Yeah I like Stockholm. Not been there much but every time I have its been really nice. But you should got to smaller cities like Uppsala or costal ones like Norrtälje
2019-10-02 09:17
7 replies
#22
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Norway FriggeK
Norrtælje is a shitty drugged out shithole mens )))) nt
2019-10-02 09:17
6 replies
#26
REZ | 
Sweden FocuseD
Drugged out? Never heard about that xD
2019-10-02 09:18
5 replies
go copenhagen blyat
2019-10-02 09:26
3 replies
#39
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Norway FriggeK
yes mens )))
2019-10-02 09:29
trash city
2019-10-03 16:46
1 reply
enjoy life in wood shed
2019-10-03 17:26
#40
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Norway FriggeK
I went there as a kid to skateboard and there was like druggies everywhere mens((( grandma lives there (she also druggie, jk..unless?)
2019-10-02 09:29
Step 1: Hear Finnish since you were born.
2019-10-02 09:14
4 replies
#19
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Sweden FocuseD
Well thats kinda hard to do when you are 19 xD
2019-10-02 09:16
3 replies
kill urself and start again
2019-10-02 10:54
2 replies
Gamers respawn 😎
2019-10-02 10:59
1 reply
put a bed and sleep one night u should be fine
2019-10-02 10:59
We know it because we live here stoopid
2019-10-02 09:14
7 replies
#16
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Norway FriggeK
hvorfor
2019-10-02 09:15
3 replies
#149
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Cambodia RIPol_Pot
hva
2019-10-02 14:26
2 replies
hvem
2019-10-03 02:18
1 reply
#337
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Cambodia RIPol_Pot
hvor
2019-10-03 07:05
#17
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Sweden FocuseD
Well duh but you still need to learn grammar.
2019-10-02 09:15
2 replies
I know men))) tbh i fuck up more finnish sentences than english sentences. It's hard for a bunch Finns aswell i think
2019-10-02 09:23
1 reply
yeah usually native language speakers can be "blind" to their own grammatical mistakes because they didn't actually study the language and the rules of it that extensively, I notice this mostly with people who speak English natively who have poor grammar and misspell the common stuff, you're - your, should of - should've etc. but yeah super common
2019-10-02 13:10
#23
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Finland Vkims
Easiest language inthe world:)
2019-10-02 09:17
1 reply
#27
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Sweden FocuseD
....well maybe because your finnish =D
2019-10-02 09:19
#29
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Finland FlNLAND
How do we learn our grammar? WE DONT. Koira, koiran, koiraa, koiran again, koirassa, koirasta, koiraan, koiralla, koiralta, koiralle, koirana, koiraksi, koiratta, koirineen, koirin, koirasi, koirani, koiransa, koiramme, koiranne, koiraani, koiraasi, koiraansa, koiraamme, koiraanne, koirassani, koirassasi, koirassansa, koirassamme, koirassanne, koirastani, koirastasi, koirastansa, koirastamme, koirastanne, koirallani, koirallasi, koirallansa, koirallamme, koirallanne, koiranani, koiranasi, koiranansa, koiranamme, koirananne, koirakseni, koiraksesi, koiraksensa, koiraksemme, koiraksenne, koirattani, koirattasi, koirattansa, koirattamme, koirattanne, koirineni, koirinesi, koirinensa, koirinemme, koirinenne, koirakaan, koirankaan, koiraakaan, koirassakaan, koirastakaan, koiraankaan, koirallakaan, koiraltakaan, koirallekaan, koiranakaan, koiraksikaan, koirattakaan, koirineenkaan, koirinkaan, koirako, koiranko, koiraako, koirassako, koirastako, koiraanko, koirallako, koiraltako, koiralleko, koiranako, koiraksiko, koirattako, koirineenko, koirinko, koirasikaan, koiranikaan, koiransakaan, koirammekaan, koirannekaan, koiraanikaan, koiraasikaan, koiraansakaan, koiraammekaan, koiraannekaan, koirassanikaan, koirassasikaan, koirassansakaan, koirassammekaan, koirassannekaan, koirastanikaan, koirastasikaan, koirastansakaan, koirastammekaan, koirastannekaan, koirallanikaan, koirallasikaan, koirallansakaan, koirallammekaan, koirallannekaan, koirananikaan, koiranasikaan, koiranansakaan, koiranammekaan, koiranannekaan, koiraksenikaan, koiraksesikaan, koiraksensakaan, koiraksemmekaan, koiraksennekaan, koirattanikaan, koirattasikaan, koirattansakaan, koirattammekaan, koirattannekaan, koirinenikaan, koirinesikaan, koirinensakaan, koirinemmekaan, koirinennekaan, koirasiko, koiraniko, koiransako, koirammeko, koiranneko, koiraaniko, koiraasiko, koiraansako, koiraammeko, koiraanneko, koirassaniko, koirassasiko, koirassansako, koirassammeko, koirassanneko, koirastaniko, koirastasiko, koirastansako, koirastammeko, koirastanneko, koirallaniko, koirallasiko, koirallansako, koirallammeko, koirallanneko, koirananiko, koiranasiko, koiranansako, koiranammeko, koirananneko, koirakseniko, koiraksesiko, koiraksensako, koiraksemmeko, koiraksenneko, koirattaniko, koirattasiko, koirattansako, koirattammeko, koirattanneko, koirineniko, koirinesiko, koirinensako, koirinemmeko, koirinenneko, koirasikaanko, koiranikaanko, koiransakaanko, koirammekaanko, koirannekaanko, koiraanikaanko, koiraasikaanko, koiraansakaanko, koiraammekaanko, koiraannekaanko, koirassanikaanko, koirassasikaanko, koirassansakaanko, koirassammekaanko, koirassannekaanko, koirastanikaanko, koirastasikaanko, koirastansakaanko, koirastammekaanko, koirastannekaanko, koirallanikaanko, koirallasikaanko, koirallansakaanko, koirallammekaanko, koirallannekaanko, koirananikaanko, koiranasikaanko, koiranansakaanko, koiranammekaanko, koiranannekaanko, koiraksenikaanko, koiraksesikaanko, koiraksensakaanko, koiraksemmekaanko, koiraksennekaanko, koirattanikaanko, koirattasikaanko, koirattansakaanko, koirattammekaanko, koirattannekaanko, koirinenikaanko, koirinesikaanko, koirinensakaanko, koirinemmekaanko, koirinennekaanko, koirasikokaan, koiranikokaan, koiransakokaan, koirammekokaan, koirannekokaan, koiraanikokaan, koiraasikokaan, koiraansakokaan, koiraammekokaan, koiraannekokaan, koirassanikokaan, koirassasikokaan, koirassansakokaan, koirassammekokaan, koirassannekokaan, koirastanikokaan, koirastasikokaan, koirastansakokaan, koirastammekokaan, koirastannekokaan, koirallanikokaan, koirallasikokaan, koirallansakokaan, koirallammekokaan, koirallannekokaan, koirananikokaan, koiranasikokaan, koiranansakokaan, koiranammekokaan, koiranannekokaan, koiraksenikokaan, koiraksesikokaan, koiraksensakokaan, koiraksemmekokaan, koiraksennekokaan, koirattanikokaan, koirattasikokaan, koirattansakokaan, koirattammekokaan, koirattannekokaan, koirinenikokaan, koirinesikokaan, koirinensakokaan, koirinemmekokaan, koirinennekokaan. This language is not for sane people. Koira= Dog
2019-10-02 09:21
12 replies
#32
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Sweden FocuseD
See! This is what I mean.
2019-10-02 09:22
2 replies
But you will get by with just koira
2019-10-02 11:01
1 reply
yea nah
2019-10-02 11:49
pasted from betapet.se xd
2019-10-02 09:25
3 replies
#44
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Finland FlNLAND
This pasta is rather commonly known in finland so it's everywhere. Got this one from deviantart.
2019-10-02 09:34
2 replies
ok, are they actually all unique words or is it just a meme from 1 word?
2019-10-02 09:34
1 reply
#49
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Finland FlNLAND
All of them refer to a word "Dog", but in different context.
2019-10-02 09:40
#42
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Finland Vkims
95% of these words you have never used in your life
2019-10-02 09:32
1 reply
#61
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Europe Lounatus
98%
2019-10-02 10:19
#283
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Turkey yunus06
what the fuck is that true ?
2019-10-02 17:36
2 replies
#286
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Finland FlNLAND
Unfortunately yes. But luckily we only need like... 50 (xd) of those
2019-10-02 17:41
1 reply
#287
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Turkey yunus06
xd actually must be hard to learn fin language. you guys lucky cuz you r born in finland :d
2019-10-02 17:48
#31
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Finland LARSONi
Read alot of finnish and you shall learn
2019-10-02 09:22
2 replies
#56
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Sweden FocuseD
Yeah, I have tried but it is pretty hard.
2019-10-02 10:14
1 reply
#64
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Finland LARSONi
Lue enemmän
2019-10-02 10:30
Why not learn Estonian and become ropz? Fennish and Estonian are a bit similar aswell))
2019-10-02 09:22
2 replies
#48
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Finland kyllakylla
Estonian very beatifull language
2019-10-02 09:38
#57
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Sweden FocuseD
Because I have no use for Estonian.
2019-10-02 10:15
Best way to learn finnish is to buy or borrow a book called "Aapinen". Its literally finnish abc and its given to first graders in elementary school but its very helpful if you want to learn the best language in the world
2019-10-02 09:26
1 reply
Imagine being that dumb if you couldn't learn a language after reading the ABC book.
2019-10-02 14:58
I can't recommend learning finnish unless you are planning to move to Finland. Finnish languake is mostly useless and also Finnish grammar is so complicated that it would take a very long time to learn finnish who is living outside Finland and is also already adult so learning new languakes becomes overall more difficult
2019-10-02 09:41
11 replies
#58
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Sweden FocuseD
Yeah, I guess you are right but we travel a lot to Finland so it would be nice to order stuff from resturants and stuff like that. Not fully grasp the language but have a basic understanding like what I have with German. Hallo! Ich heisse FocuseD und ich bin 19 jaher alt. Ein beer und ein wurst danke!
2019-10-02 10:18
10 replies
nice to hear! btw how do you like your visits to finland and what cities do you visit?
2019-10-02 12:47
1 reply
They are pretty good, alltough we have to drive for hours to get to Oulu on road 8 and it sucks the road is sooooo boring. But we like to visit Oulu, Turku, and Pori
2019-10-02 13:45
But we know Swedish here so it’s fine
2019-10-02 13:04
2 replies
Not all of you xD
2019-10-02 13:45
1 reply
I don’t haha
2019-10-02 13:48
#101
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Finland Vkims
Go to restaurant and order "lihis kahel nakil", should be enough
2019-10-02 13:39
4 replies
Ei vitun!
2019-10-02 13:46
3 replies
Vitussa*
2019-10-02 13:48
2 replies
Well I tried xD
2019-10-02 13:49
1 reply
NT :D
2019-10-02 14:18
can barely speak it myself sometimes XD literally some words i know in english but not in finnish, cant even think how hard it is for others to learn
2019-10-02 09:44
4 replies
#59
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Sweden FocuseD
That is funny and has happened to me aswell with Swedish xD
2019-10-02 10:18
i feel u sometimes my brain hurts when i try to taivuttaa some words and no1 sounds right
2019-10-02 11:53
2 replies
nice name
2019-10-02 13:18
1 reply
thank
2019-10-02 15:52
finiish peopel are cooooooLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
2019-10-02 10:22
Learn german cuz in the future it will be the only place in Europe with some jobs.
2019-10-02 10:42
6 replies
U meant syrian and somalian i guess. German language will be irrelevant in some time even in Germany tep kok
2019-10-02 11:46
3 replies
German will always be relevant. Most important knowledge and philosophy is written in German.
2019-10-02 13:35
2 replies
It will be over written in syrian/somalian dont worry bruv))
2019-10-02 13:39
1 reply
I doubt that. Even germans can't translate it into a readable version for germans. In the old days people made 1 sentences over 2 sites with 2000 comma. It is like to learn Finnish
2019-10-02 14:43
Was meinst du? Ich kann deutsch sprechen
2019-10-02 13:51
1 reply
Der Google translator ist heute viel effizienter, aber keine Hilfe im Alltag, denn ohne es zu verstehen kann man es nicht wissen. Ohne Wissen kein Verstehen und umgekehrt.
2019-10-02 14:46
u will never learn it bcs i cant it as well cuz u dont need these "kumarreksituteskenteleentuvaisehkollaismaisekkuudellisenneskenteluttelemattomammuuksissansakaankopahan" words anywhere, listen music and read and speak u should be fine
2019-10-02 10:56
#77
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Finland 7ones
Why are all the fellow finns so pessimistic about this?? But yeah, clearly your dad thought that he was making you favor by making you that way "more swedish". You could just now have two home countries instead of one.
2019-10-02 11:12
#78
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Finland 7ones
Btw if your father is Finnish what is your surname then? Just curious.
2019-10-02 11:18
4 replies
his name Lukas Bohm Rosenbauer
2019-10-02 12:51
Ainali
2019-10-02 13:47
2 replies
So you are the finnish ice-hockey player called Aleksi Ainali? img.ilcdn.fi/VSoMPS2AEVKU7-fCi8nPy9cGAV0..
2019-10-02 14:43
always anal translated LoL
2019-10-02 14:55
Hello FocuseD, thank you for taking interest in our language. Unfortunately this language is unavailable to learn for foreigners.
2019-10-02 11:51
1 reply
Heheheh
2019-10-02 13:47
There are no tips, tricks or shortcuts, unfortunately. You've just got to stick with it. I feel you though, even I make grammatical mistakes occasionally when I rush sentences and I'm a native. I guess most Finns will probably also have experienced the same thing. I guess you're lucky in the sense that you have a father that speaks Finnish fluently, perhaps you could ask him to help with the aspects that you find particularly difficult. There isn't a lot of Finnish language resources online compared to what's available for 'major' languages, so I would make use of any native speakers you know irl for help if and when possible.
2019-10-02 12:07
1 reply
The problem is that in Sweden if you have a Finnish father or mother you can get the option to learn finnish in school. But I declined as I had no interest but now I do and it sucks that I let that option down.
2019-10-02 13:49
#88
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Finland kraekinn
There's a reason why Finnish is one of the most difficult language in the world. Even we natives struggle with it :D
2019-10-02 12:16
1 reply
Yeah, I now know why xD
2019-10-02 13:49
#89
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Finland Orchard
"The phonotactics of the Finnish language excited J.R.R. Tolkien which he likened to "bottles of an amazing wine of a kind and flavour never tasted before" that "quite intoxicated" him.[1] It became was the inspiration for the Elvish language which Tolkien named Qenya (later Quenya), a language designed to emulate the beauty evoked by Finnish. Other than in the field of phonotactics, a small part of the Quenya vocabulary was probably directly inspired by Finnish words, cf. Q. lapse "baby", perhaps from F. lapsi "child"."
2019-10-02 12:20
2 replies
This is when you know that a language is hard to learn when a writer uses it to create a language for a book xD
2019-10-02 13:54
1 reply
#155
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Finland Orchard
I hope you get inspired to learn Finnish after reading that quote. :) Good luck man!
2019-10-02 14:39
you all speak pretty much perfect english anyway so fuck it
2019-10-02 13:20
1 reply
Yeah but it is fun to learn the native language especially when you are 50% finnish
2019-10-02 13:56
#99
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Finland fromtheair
Don't learn finnish, because it will make you miserable. The language is so monotonic and sad that you should avoid it at all costs if you want to be happy. And there really isn't anything to help learning you just have to do it with sisu.
2019-10-02 13:22
3 replies
You mean like Finland did during The Winter War? Do it with sisu?
2019-10-02 13:56
1 reply
yes
2019-10-02 17:40
wow... people in finland are really depressing
2019-10-02 16:52
#129
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Finland torarz_
You will do fine with simple Finnish. So don't stress so much about it. It will come with time.
2019-10-02 14:04
Really cool that you have the motivation to learn finnish language, I’m facinated..
2019-10-02 14:36
#167
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Finland Emvi
I love that you want to learn finnish! Its hard to say because we didnt have to learn it the same way. But I think Finnish is much more flexible than grammar books say, when it comes to understanding. (#129) So don't get lost in the grammar! And understanding is most important. When someone speaks broken finnish what a grammar book wouldn't agree with, it can still be understood what they mean. So I think pronunciation is important, so you understand all the words, and then little grammar bits and pieces will improve with time. With any language its very good to listen to the language, and if you can find someone to speak it with that would be great ofc. Whenever you meet a finnish person ask if you can speak finnish with them, its the best way to learn :D I'm not really good with advice but dont give up!
2019-10-02 14:54
Forget about textbooks and grammar rules and just start hearing and using the language. Its the only way as Finnish language is super retarded and no one can actually remember everything to be honest. Finns just know it by heart since they have heard it 24983409543 times.
2019-10-02 14:55
Just come to Helsinki and dont skip class. Also where the fuck can u even learn finnish in sweden?
2019-10-02 15:00
1 reply
In school, if you have a Finnish father or mother
2019-10-02 17:41
#213
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Finland renge
you need a certain level of intelligence to learn finnish
2019-10-02 15:18
-Thought French was hard. -Dated a Finn exchange student. -Tried to learn it. -Discovered how of a mess this language was. -Ended up sticking to English. Honeslty Finns, you are amazing. Given how hard your native language is, the ones among you who speak like 4 to 5 languages perfectly are half gods.
2019-10-02 15:20
#220
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Finland Rygnyr
You dont really even need to learn Finnish because u dont need it anywhere just speak english or most of the times even finnish people undestand swedish. We need to learn it at school and its ass. Pakkoruotsi :D
2019-10-02 15:27
#257
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Finland MorstB
Well you really dont need the super fancy grammar since it is a thing most of the native speakers also struggle with. If you want to sound like a finn pronunciation is the key, no weighting on the words
2019-10-02 15:52
Their accent is the worst part. Don't know how you can even sound like that.
2019-10-03 01:38
3 replies
we dont have an accent
2019-10-03 04:52
2 replies
#354
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Finland Orchard
youtu.be/0d_xT4GMYZo Education is better nowadays so it's not that harsh anymore.
2019-10-03 16:50
Some how I genuinely think that your response is serious
2019-10-03 20:49
Just learn "Noniin" and you will be alright. youtu.be/9EWMlCusxjQ Jkjk. Maybe the easiest way is to learn some words and listen native finnish talker. The endings "Auto, Autossa, Autossako... (Car, in the car, "in the car?") isnt needed at the beginning. Finns can understand immigrants whose have practised finnish for even few months.
2019-10-03 02:33
#309
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Argentina cheapdeed
cute people xaxaxa
2019-10-03 02:50
all fins sound and look retarded
2019-10-03 09:47
2 replies
That's not nice :(
2019-10-03 09:51
i agree but still better than british accent and crooked teeth
2019-10-03 21:22
#356
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Afghanistan Tajik!
I don't know anything about Finns or Finland besides that they fought against USSR during world war two.
2019-10-03 16:54
#364
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Finland de_suomi
Finnish is easy. At least we don't have to think whether to put "ett" or "en" in front of every word.
2019-10-04 14:41
3 replies
Is Finnish actually easy to learn?
2019-10-04 14:43
2 replies
#385
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Finland 27HM72
No
2019-10-04 15:54
#391
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Finland de_suomi
Lol, no. Even I feel like I can't speak it sometimes and I'm a native. :D
2019-10-04 17:45
why would you waste your valuable time learning shit language when you could use it to make dorrals$$$$
2019-10-04 15:45
#380
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Finland 7ones
Linguists especially love this Finnish Song: youtube.com/watch?v=nogNV13TA-A
2019-10-04 15:50
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