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United States FreedomFries 
so people make jokes about christianity non-stop and no one cares why are ppl so sensitive to jokes about islam?
2019-10-14 21:23
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Sweden günT 
because religious people are dense cunts
2019-10-14 21:25
Golden | 
Serbia d1ckson 
2019-10-14 21:26
Denmark AndreasenDK 
2019-10-14 22:55
i agree, but it doesnt answer the question
2019-10-15 00:27
i know. just wanted to lay it out on the table
2019-10-15 00:31
Russia deadforest 
just wanted to show how edgy and cool atheist kid you are mens so koool 😎😎😎
2019-10-15 08:13
Poland Ryunar 
so coll men )
2019-10-15 08:21
Germany MoBo 
Must be hard to belive in NiP
2019-10-15 10:11
Russia deadforest 
man its easy when the goat believes in you too
2019-10-15 11:48
Not being religious = being atheist Flag and brain checks out
2019-10-15 12:56
Russia deadforest 
really doubt he knows what deism is judging on his statement
2019-10-15 12:57
neither an atheist nor a deist. i'm an antitheist.
2019-10-15 13:52
2019-10-15 11:55
Yugoslavia realblizzy 
This is not true
2019-10-14 21:26
Laz | 
Japan Unagi 
religious jokes can cause exploding emotions
2019-10-14 21:27
Germany RobiDable 
Not only exploding emotions.
2019-10-16 04:18
Laz | 
Japan Unagi 
sorry body parts
2019-10-16 20:24
ok all guys reported
2019-10-14 21:28
Nt snitch
2019-10-14 21:28
sniffin coke right now but not a snitch
2019-10-14 21:30
Lemmy | 
Poland MetalMan 
reported to the authorities
2019-10-14 21:51
Brazil kaaim 
Hi, i am "the authorities"... whats the problem? This high guy is bothering you?
2019-10-14 23:11
Lemmy | 
Poland MetalMan 
Yes. Remove him immediately, thank you.
2019-10-14 23:18
Brazil kaaim 
2019-10-16 02:37
Thank you, agent A.
2019-10-16 04:12
Cus they dont like it men)))
2019-10-14 21:28
Austria elias3381 
every religious person is just a fucking joke watch the pope or jesus, washed-up bots
2019-10-14 21:29
allah too but Dalai Llama making a come back ngl
2019-10-14 23:04
lol imagine thinking all this started from nothing :D. Its just the same as saying every religious person is a joke. You will never know how all of this started and when you will its at the end. It could all be a virtual reality or a dream. I chose to believe in christianity but i respect everyones visions. But calling religious people a joke makes no sense since also atheists believe in something.
2019-10-15 00:26
Australia zi8gzag 
ask him where is morality comes from and watch npc face
2019-10-15 12:57
Rob4 | 
Serbia e_loK 
Jame is playing well, not washed-up yet
2019-10-15 10:04
Europe TheDankLord 
Don't know don't care both are ridiculous
2019-10-14 21:29
koosta | 
United States yghj 
all religions are jokes
2019-10-14 21:45
Because Islam is the truth
2019-10-14 21:45
flag checks out
2019-10-14 23:00
Brazil kaaim 
islam is the trufa de chocolate
2019-10-14 23:12
Europe black1ch 
+1 expected from sweden
2019-10-15 08:18
Lemmy | 
Poland MetalMan 
2019-10-14 21:51
Yugoslavia seeeed 
There are a lot of christians who get mad about jokes at their expense. Maybe not on HLTV but they still exist.
2019-10-14 22:41
I think religion is the last thing for making joke.Because it is holy thing for people.That doesnt mean atheists haven't any holy things.I respect their thoughts and other religions rules too.And I expect they respect my religion too.Thats basically like this. Even I am not religious ,I dont think well for joke about religions.
2019-10-14 22:51
Aleksib | 
Finland xcel 
you can joke about everything
2019-10-15 11:43
I dont.How you know me?Lol
2019-10-16 18:11
Portugal HentaiFapper 
i dont believe in any religion thats all a bunch of bullshit to make money and make the old people be delusional
2019-10-14 22:52
Ukraine sodaH_ 
What do you mean no one cares? I see people of both christians and islam get mad
2019-10-14 22:54
- Ahmed, what time is it? - I don't even have watches... - so what is ticking then??? - ..... - AHMED????
2019-10-14 22:56
Lithuania Mr|Julius 
Lmao, cya in 3 tho
2019-10-15 11:52
2019-10-15 13:00
Frankie | 
Italy J1reN 
no this is so untrue me as a muslim dont accept a joke about islam. but i dont accept jokes about christianity. because we muslims believe that christianity existed. but now the true religion to follow is islam...the final religion. bcz all we follow is from god,not people rules.
2019-10-14 22:58
Frankie | 
Italy J1reN 
sry for bad english btw
2019-10-14 22:58
What do you call an evil Muslim? Mu Ha Ha Ha Med. What do Muslim men do during foreplay? Tickle the goat under the chin.
2019-10-15 00:17
Frankie | 
Italy J1reN 
Well u are making jokes on the best guy ever-mohammed. You can read his history,not only being anti islam brainwashed.
2019-10-15 08:06
History? I don't like fairy tales. He's nothing but a goat-fucker.
2019-10-15 10:00
Frankie | 
Italy J1reN 
ok live in ur dreams hopes y find the truth someday gl
2019-10-15 11:50
pedo worshipper
2019-10-15 12:15
Germany RobiDable 
+1 Excatly what i thought, he had a harem with sex slaves and he also married atleast 1 child. She was around 9-12.
2019-10-16 04:35
You know what the difference is between a Jew and a pizza? - The pizza dont scream when it goes into the oven.
2019-10-14 22:59
no, the pizza becomes more edible
2019-10-14 23:03
Lithuania Mr|Julius 
Wtf a jew would also become more edible
2019-10-15 11:54
The outrage isnt because it is based on a religion, but rather that "the Joke" is based on brainless prejudices and generalizations that have nothing to do with jokes but rather with a political agenda.
2019-10-14 23:02
germany go invade poland
2019-10-14 23:03
No, we and Poland are cool now... Atleast a Part of Poland is also cool with us.. the other half hates us.
2019-10-14 23:05
oh wait poland is now invading you
2019-10-14 23:07
Not really.. they are Just taking our Low waged Jobs :)
2019-10-14 23:08
thats how it starts next gen goes to german schools gets better jobs gen after again until they've invaded your ranks and taken over your country from within by majority vote
2019-10-14 23:09
"majority Vote".. Never Happens in Germany. Also, polish people are good at integrating. No overthrowing. We Cool
2019-10-14 23:13
rko | 
Saudi Arabia WWF 
I don't see people say bad things to Christianity. It's always islam hate
2019-10-14 23:09
because christianity isn't nearly as bad as islam
2019-10-14 23:10
rko | 
Saudi Arabia WWF 
totally biased judging by your flag
2019-10-15 00:00
Europe black1ch 
I don’t see any other mass religion that threats women like shit
2019-10-15 08:22
Germany RobiDable 
+1 more like objects tho. Also the worship a pedophile.
2019-10-16 04:38
2019-10-15 00:28
dude idk about Catholics, but Orthodox are sensitive.
2019-10-14 23:17
Yo mama is so ugly that when the devil saw her, he started praying.
2019-10-15 00:09
2019-10-15 00:24
lmao wtf
2019-10-15 11:53
biN | 
Israel _laden 
2019-10-16 04:21
Your mom is so fat that thanos had to snap twice
2019-10-16 21:03
religion is stongest in poor countries because ppl needs hope of some kind atleast thats what i think, religion is slowly disapearing in europe with stronger economies and better salarys with amuurica as exeption tho
2019-10-15 00:09
Aleksib | 
Finland xcel 
2019-10-15 11:45
i think the thread title got mixed in translation should have been Q: Jokes A: Religions.
2019-10-15 08:15
It's honestly disgusting, even on HLTV, you make a thread mocking christianity, no problems, admins are atheists. But try making a thread against Islam, instant deletion and ban.
2019-10-15 08:18
>no one cares well you can easily go to prison for christianity jokes here in russia
2019-10-15 10:05
Knock knock Who's there? Allah Allah who? Allah who akbar
2019-10-15 10:13
Maybe it's because Christianity jokes are about Crusades&taking back Jerusalem while Muslim jokes are about being a terrorist and fucking goats Note: I'm not Muslim
2019-10-15 11:48
a lot of jokes about priests being pedophiles which is true atleast in catholicism
2019-10-15 12:18
imagine believing some magic man in the sky loves you
2019-10-15 11:49
0 -@- /\ R8 my Mohamed drawing
2019-10-15 12:20
Finland ToxicDUD 
Imagine not telling jokes cuz libs might get offended
2019-10-15 12:22
frozen | 
Czech Republic potruss 
Religion is a joke on its own so it doesnt matter if its islam or whatever
2019-10-15 12:52
"sensitive to jokes about islam?" Who? Where? When? Here? No. Trivago.
2019-10-15 12:56
The biggest joke is that all religions are just a cult. It's not real. You live and you die. Religions were made to control the stupid and 80% of the world believes in religions so I'm semi scared.
2019-10-16 04:20
because islam is being highly misrepresented atm by you-know-who
2019-10-16 04:57
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