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Your first date
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Brazil Eneas56 
How was it like? Did things go well with the girl after that?
2019-10-15 13:32
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#1
Sweden Sw4de 
it was terrible we had sex every day after that
2019-10-15 13:33
Every day to this day?
2019-10-15 13:33
#6
Sweden Sw4de 
no, for 2 weeks
2019-10-15 13:35
It was yesterday I guess
2019-10-15 13:35
Ah yes
2019-10-15 13:35
#167
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Portugal VirgemExtra 
dhuasdhuashduashduas nice one
2019-10-19 00:54
#139
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India skyl4rk 
Lie, no hltv mens ever got laid
2019-10-17 10:52
#140
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Turkey Smokinlisa 
Its sad to still see that virgin
2019-10-17 10:54
#2
Myanmar qeqd 
that's private classified information you're asking
2019-10-15 13:33
No it's just nonexistent information because you have never went on a date befor ;D
2019-10-19 02:17
#5
chrisJ | 
Netherlands Critycal 
awkward as fuck became my girlfriend for a year
2019-10-15 13:34
+1
2019-10-15 13:40
Was ok
2019-10-15 13:35
#10
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Norway FriggeK 
No, she was really clingy and like asked for way to much. -can you do this, do that, can we go there and so on
2019-10-15 13:36
She's a hoe
2019-10-15 14:21
#28
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Norway FriggeK 
She tried to like touch my leg nstuff in the car ride home, so I told her I'm dropping you off and then you can have a nice evening. She got angry and started texting someone and making like childish shrugs and blew air out of her nose like a child when you tell them no mcdonald.
2019-10-15 14:27
Lulw she was 12 yo ?
2019-10-15 14:40
#35
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Norway FriggeK 
I think she was 17
2019-10-15 14:45
N u ?
2019-10-15 15:01
#61
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Norway FriggeK 
What?
2019-10-15 15:02
How old were u boi She looked kind retarded lulw
2019-10-15 15:28
#84
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Norway FriggeK 
I think 19 or 20
2019-10-15 15:36
Calling the police
2019-10-15 15:43
#86
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Norway FriggeK 
Might have been 16, still legal tho mens)))
2019-10-15 15:44
If it's legal let's go men)))
2019-10-15 15:45
#11
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Netherlands n0b8m8 
my first date was 21 october 1998
2019-10-15 13:37
#141
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India skyl4rk 
+1 lulwa
2019-10-17 11:01
#15
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Denmark daisandankai 
Yeah, my first date was 2010, we are together until now
2019-10-15 13:40
why did you break up?
2019-10-15 13:49
#19
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Denmark daisandankai 
Physical aggression
2019-10-15 13:50
dafuq really?
2019-10-15 14:10
#30
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Denmark daisandankai 
unfortunately
2019-10-15 14:31
wtf he said we are together until now am i getting it wrong?
2019-10-16 11:25
until now means it lasted for some time but it's over now
2019-10-16 11:27
i just decided to go to sw4de london school))
2019-10-16 11:29
it's not free mens(
2019-10-16 11:50
#17
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Europe jvesper 
tinder date is the 1st for me had sex everyday for 1month then she told me bye and i was heart broke
2019-10-15 13:47
Xaxaxa Imagine falling in love with a free hooker from tinder
2019-10-16 11:04
#102
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Europe jvesper 
+1 imo xaxaxa
2019-10-16 11:07
it was ok but she didnt seem that interested, so I moved on
2019-10-15 14:19
#25
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United Kingdom og_quiche 
i took a gluten free swedish grill to a mcdonalds, she had to eat her cheese burger without the bun.
2019-10-15 14:22
#39
Maka | 
Russia YIKES! 
seems interesting
2019-10-15 14:48
#42
fer | 
World loopoos 
dude please tell us more vrofl
2019-10-15 14:53
#63
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United Kingdom og_quiche 
not much more man, just was really shitty lol
2019-10-15 15:02
#45
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Yugoslavia borghesia 
thats not a burger, thats just cheese
2019-10-15 14:57
my first first date awkward at first but i kissed a girl and i liked it
2019-10-15 14:22
#27
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Germany DokiDoki 
Was awkward, we went to a concernt none of us really wanted to go. But we did meet again a few times and later had relationship for almost 2 years. It was still horrible. I had one more date after the relationship with a different girl and she turned into lesbian after that. I am not even kidding and thats not even the full story.
2019-10-15 14:26
#29
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Pakistan Ligm@ 
Lmao were you so bad at sex,that she decided to become lesbian???
2019-10-15 14:31
#31
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Germany DokiDoki 
we didnt even had sex
2019-10-15 14:33
#38
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Pakistan Ligm@ 
Rip
2019-10-15 14:48
#41
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Germany DokiDoki 
we had a second and third date but she never came and I was just waiting for her. then she told me she is lesbian now next time I did see her (some months later) she had girlfriend and also cut most off her hair
2019-10-15 14:50
unluko mens(((
2019-10-15 15:24
#126
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Lithuania arres 
Omfg thats very unluko
2019-10-16 15:53
the same thing happened to your mother
2019-10-15 14:34
#36
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Pakistan Ligm@ 
Yikes Ahmed you just posted cringe
2019-10-15 14:47
Ahmed? Cringe? you are clearly sub 10 y o
2019-10-15 14:59
#67
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Pakistan Ligm@ 
Triggered KEKW
2019-10-15 15:07
not really. just a conclusion
2019-10-15 15:49
#127
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Lithuania arres 
"Your mother..." jokes? You both are sub 10 y o
2019-10-16 15:54
#32
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United Kingdom Quickzao 
The date was ok and we had sex in the same day. We are still together after 2 years and soon we will be parents.
2019-10-15 14:34
#43
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World loopoos 
dude wtf is wrong with the uk? Last year I've been there, opened tinder, and full of 20's pregnant wtf? is it some kind of national tradition to impregnate and leave? I was mind-blowed
2019-10-15 14:55
#46
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Estonia MC_Ride 
many african americans you see
2019-10-15 14:57
#49
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World loopoos 
they were almost all white as I remember - white like an uterus liquid
2019-10-15 14:59
#71
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Pakistan Ligm@ 
He is saying that blacks fucked those pregnant white chicks and left.
2019-10-15 15:09
#72
fer | 
World loopoos 
Oh, I wouldn't doubt it: uk is pretty racist, they think about race all the time. Girls think about race all the time. Germans too
2019-10-15 15:12
#47
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United Kingdom Quickzao 
Nothing is wrong lol. We planned this, we have the money, the time and space then we decided to have a baby. We were lucky that it happened really quick. I do not see a lot of pregnant people, however, i would prefer to be a young parent than an old one.
2019-10-15 14:58
#54
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World loopoos 
"The most crucial single parent statistic is of course how many of us there are in the UK: almost 3 million at last count (2.8 million in 2017 according to the Office for National Statistics). To put that statistic into context, that means around a quarter of all families with dependent children are single parent families." source: singleparentsonholiday.co.uk/single-pare..
2019-10-15 15:00
#64
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United Kingdom Quickzao 
You are right, but there is still some that stay in families (Dad, mom, Child)
2019-10-15 15:03
#66
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World loopoos 
oh dude don't take me wrong I wish you the best with your family, to stay together if that's the will of everybody in the course of time. I've been married for 7y, no children and also no regrets: was a good time. But I had to break up, and zero regrets there aswell lol best of luck
2019-10-15 15:06
#70
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United Kingdom Quickzao 
Thanks dude, at least i will try my best to stay together because when a couple with children gets separated, who suffers the most are the children. I dont want that. Me and my girlfriend are from 2 different cultures and her culture is very respectful. So i am hoping for the best Thanks dude
2019-10-15 15:08
#129
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Russia F1Z1K 
Could you please say what culture she is from, if that's not a secret?
2019-10-17 03:00
#137
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United Kingdom Quickzao 
From Portugal
2019-10-17 10:02
why do you all want to be parents at the age of 22-ish wtf is wrong with you edit: its great sorry jonathan )
2019-10-15 14:59
#51
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United Kingdom Quickzao 
#47
2019-10-15 14:59
nvm
2019-10-15 15:00
#58
fer | 
World loopoos 
yeah dude. it's so dumb lol. and we're talking about poor or middle-class most of the times.
2019-10-15 15:02
#59
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United Kingdom Quickzao 
Or i could travel with my child, taking him/her to the great places around the world
2019-10-15 15:02
#69
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World loopoos 
it's quite simple: a child makes your life more expensive. Unless your loaded in cash and family support etc you will have to donate your life to work, not your children. It may be your option though, who knows. I'm just saying because some people don't realize the basic stuff: in counter-strike aswell as in life lol. best of luck
2019-10-15 15:08
#73
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United Kingdom Quickzao 
Yeah, the thing is money isnt a problem as i get good salary and my girlfriend too. It is a hard life having a child but it is worth it
2019-10-15 15:10
#76
fer | 
World loopoos 
make sure to communicate A LOT with your partner, be open, be sensitive, and very very patient and will be alright then lol :)
2019-10-15 15:15
thats what she said
2019-10-16 09:07
#117
fer | 
World loopoos 
if you cant, don't even try lool
2019-10-16 12:57
it was great, after the date she kissed me and my penis and i did her
2019-10-15 14:49
A little bit awkward but generally smooth. I was the good guy, a gentleman, but she was more experienced for sure. Nothing special, just got it done there and secured a second date which took place in my bed without any coverage.
2019-10-15 14:57
#53
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United States Famous_Idaho 
Typical American rager. Nutted 4 times inside her
2019-10-15 15:00
your mom. now go clean your room my son.
2019-10-15 15:01
Turning 18 soon, still never had a date
2019-10-15 15:01
#103
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Yugoslavia realblizzy 
21 here :D
2019-10-16 11:07
#146
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Brazil Eneas56 
Not that alarming,how many girls have you even asked out?
2019-10-18 02:25
None
2019-10-18 02:48
#152
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Brazil Eneas56 
But you care about women at all?
2019-10-18 03:05
Yes, I like women, but I prefer to have a close FWB than be in an actual relationship
2019-10-18 05:20
#154
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Brazil Eneas56 
Makes sense
2019-10-18 08:23
Blink 182 no doubt
2019-10-15 15:02
it was a little bit awkward and we slept together
2019-10-15 15:02
#74
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United States hobbitender 
Really awkward, a year later she came out as lesbian
2019-10-15 15:10
#75
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Spain madrileno 
well, she invited me to her house and while washing my hands I noticed in her bathroom a tube of hair removal cream. I new she is expecting something. We drank a little of some good rioja and we started to kiss. She put my hand between her legs and I felt that smooth pussy. I licked it for 17 minutes and then fucked her ass like a whore. She was 18 and virgin that's why I banged her in the tight sweet ass
2019-10-15 15:15
c00l story men
2019-10-15 15:20
#91
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Spain madrileno 
while writing I got excited and jerked twice :D
2019-10-16 08:58
CoOl StOrY 😎😎😎😎😎😎
2019-10-16 10:58
Ok
2019-10-16 13:06
You don’t even use that cream for your genitalia.
2019-10-17 06:39
#79
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Russia Bobbo4 
never.
2019-10-15 15:20
Never had one.
2019-10-15 15:23
with a hooker was nice
2019-10-15 15:25
#96
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Europe black1ch 
How much?
2019-10-16 09:19
40
2019-10-16 15:28
#147
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Brazil Eneas56 
Cheap
2019-10-18 02:25
#88
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Poland PanArek 
Error 404 not found
2019-10-15 15:48
#92
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Europe Instabait 
I can remember. It was almost 20 years ago :D
2019-10-16 09:02
#93
Indonesia Elce 
It just a one night stand with him
2019-10-16 09:05
#122
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Australia zi8gzag 
gay or 1st ever hltv wahmen?
2019-10-16 13:06
I'm gay, there's no woman in hltv
2019-10-16 23:12
#95
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Europe black1ch 
Never 😔
2019-10-16 09:19
never had one
2019-10-16 10:56
#99
EliGE | 
Kazakhstan Elietsch 
I have never actually been on a date. I've just met girls at parties and such. But never tried this "let's go for dinner and a movie and see if we somewhere along the way start really liking eachother" thing.
2019-10-16 10:59
Quite childish but we both were 14 and it was a first date for both of us
2019-10-16 11:05
netflix (chosen movie everytime : Two Night Stand) and wine, always wins!
2019-10-16 11:27
I was like 14 and agreed to be my friend's wingman. The girl he asked out at school wanted to go on a date only with her friend. My hopes and anticipation were crushed the moment I' saw that ugly friend. Movie session was quite awkward and that was first ever lie to call and never calling back.
2019-10-16 11:33
i usually fuck girls after the first date, and we will never see each other again, win win
2019-10-16 11:34
My first date I was baited into a date. I thought we were going to the swimming pool with a group but she lied. She did give me my first BJ ever in one of the locker rooms. I didn't even know what happened until it happend. A few days later she took my virginity.
2019-10-16 11:42
i wish i experience something like that
2019-10-16 11:49
#111
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Czech Republic realProkda 
Yes
2019-10-16 11:45
it was good but not dated with girl
2019-10-16 11:46
#113
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Germany sommares 
i dont remember
2019-10-16 11:49
didn't you have a terrible butthurt after that?
2019-10-17 18:03
#162
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Germany sommares 
no, sir
2019-10-18 14:23
#116
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United Kingdom Megamo10 
What's that
2019-10-16 12:42
never happened
2019-10-16 12:57
“Stay calm, whatever you do just stay calm. Stay focused. This is it, tonight you’re finally going for it. You don’t have a choice. The planets lined up and the sun is waiting for you to burn yourself trying to reach it. She is waiting for your dream to become reality. I think she might be in love with you. Stop talking to yourself and go for it. Don’t screw this up.” I won’t. I will. I don’t know. I’m scared. Oh god, what should I do ? I’m not the one she thinks I am, and I’m pretty sure she’ll realize it soon enough if I don’t do anything about it. I have to change myself, quickly. No, there’s no time for this. In only a few hours, we’ll be together. Only the two of us. Alone. I never had to deal with that kind of situation before. I’m so screwed. “Stay calm. Think about what defines you the most…” Maturity, creativity, assurance… “Oh come on don’t try to fool yourself ! You’re just a boring guy with a boring personality. You don’t have anything worth talking about, nothing interesting enough about yourself. You need to change. But you can’t.” So, what the hell am I going to do ? “There’s only one solution left : you have to keep the mystery intact about your personality.“ Oh yes, that’s perfect ! Girls love it when guys are being mysterious ! “Ok, now think about your past. You have to find something deep about your past. Something you could talk about, some sort of diversion. You’ve got it ? Great, now make it deeper. Create something interesting, use your imagination. You can’t talk about reality.” What should I say ? “Well, you could say that you had lots of problems in your life, and that you don’t want to talk too much about it. You’re a tough guy just trying to cope with it. Yeah, that’s it. Keep her away from your personality.” I’m not so sure… will it be enough ? What if she asks me more about my past ? You know, the kind of “I want to know you more” question that you have to answer in order to gain her trust ? “You were depressed, alone and scared. You have a very dark past tainted with depression. Trust me, that kind of thing will make you look like a very intelligent man.” And what if she asks me if I’m still depressed ? What if she’s scared by this ? What if she asks me more questions ? “You’re now happy. You found a reason to be happy. You found strength in your current state of mind. You are strong enough to find happiness in your situation. Does she really have to know something else ?” I don’t know… that’s a pretty big lie to put on the table… The more I think about it... “Don’t think too much about it. You built that lie just to feel safe, just to stay in your comfort zone. You don’t want to answer that horrible question, do you ?” What question ? “Who are you ?” No, I don’t want to talk about myself. I just want to talk about that man. The man I’d like to be. The man she’d like to hear about. The man I created to erase my boring past. “You have to be confident. Don’t talk too much about you. Talk about her. Talk only about her. Don’t let her slip into your mind, into your past. She doesn’t deserve to know the real you.” Oh God, it’s time to go. Here it comes, I’ve never been this close to my goal. I think I’ve never been so nervous before… “Well in fact that’s not true. When you were doing bike races, you always felt like this the day before the race.” Yeah, I guess that’s the same thing… apart from the fact that I never rode that kind of bike before. “Fair enough.” I think I’m in love. Oh god it’s bad. It feels amazing and it hurts at the same time. I don’t know what I want. I don’t know what to do. Is she waiting for me to do something ? I’m pretty sure she is. What the hell am I waiting for ? Do I really want to dive into this ? I’m not sure. Should I write something about it ? “Yes, you should.” ... And just like that, I realized that it was way easier to talk about my personal feelings, than to try to deal with a tough situation. After writing this text, I felt happy enough about myself. As a result, I never went on that date. I didn’t feel the need to anymore. It’s funny when you think about it. For the first time in my life, regret was not the only thing that had resulted from my decision to give up.
2019-10-16 13:00
404: Not Found
2019-10-16 13:02
+1
2019-10-17 03:03
Not so bad. After we date, she let me to sit with her in class xd m8 that was the best until that day. Now we ignore everytime we see each us. Thanks bitch
2019-10-16 15:43
#125
hommii | 
Iceland ban1c 
In the car I just can't wait To pick you up on our very first date Is it cool if I hold your hand? Is it wrong if I think it's lame to dance? Do you like my stupid hair? Would you guess that I didn't know what to wear? I'm just scared of what you think You make me nervous so I really can't eat Let's go Don't wait This night's almost over Honest, let's make This night last forever Forever and ever Let's make this last forever Forever and ever Let's make this last forever When you smile, I melt inside I'm not worthy for a minute of your time I really wish it was only me and you I'm jealous of everybody in the room Please don't look at me with those eyes Please don't hint that you're capable of lies I dread the thought of our very first kiss A target that I'm probably gonna miss Let's go Don't wait This night's almost over Honest, let's make This night last forever Forever and ever Let's make this last forever Forever and ever Let's make this last forever Let's go Don't wait This night's almost over Honest, let's make This night last forever Forever and ever Let's make this last forever Forever and ever Let's make this last forever Forever and ever Let's make this last forever Forever and ever Let's make this last forever youtube.com/watch?v=vVy9Lgpg1m8
2019-10-16 15:45
Went to a parade, was an alright time, got the good night kiss. Went on a second date to a basketball game, went to the parking lot at half time and made out with some touching but she didn’t want to go all the way. She has depression and I put a lot of effort into trying to make a relationship and by the time I was ready to give up she started to want it but i didn’t by that point. Went on a date with her best friend some years later and got head in the back of my car, was great.
2019-10-17 03:06
hope gonna be good
2019-10-17 03:19
#133
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Qatar PrisMcsgo 
We had secks then she left
2019-10-17 04:25
Bought chocolates to her. The next month she was going out with another guy.
2019-10-17 04:29
#148
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Brazil Eneas56 
É foda, mulher sempre tem no mínimo uns 5 caras cozinhando
2019-10-18 02:28
#135
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Finland Cucumberous 
404
2019-10-17 04:32
#138
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Finland Shall157 
Never been on one cuz i’m too short
2019-10-17 10:49
she kissed me and f*cked me in a park. i was feeling like a whore
2019-10-17 11:04
#144
Hobbit | 
Iran Tajik! 
It was pretty nice, I asked her out right after the school, hanged out a bit in a cafe to know each other better, then went to watch a movie, ate in a restaurant and I walked to her home door with her. Now we have been dating around 2.5 months.
2019-10-17 18:09
#149
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New Zealand ey3guy 
nice one bro
2019-10-18 02:34
#173
Hobbit | 
Iran Tajik! 
I mean for the first date it was pretty smooth in my opinion. Obviously, we didn't start dating the second after I left, but a week to two weeks later.
2019-10-19 16:55
It was pathetic and awkward :(
2019-10-17 18:10
Why do I see so many sex stories on first dates or something related? Were you guys all kissless virgins before high school??
2019-10-18 02:36
Yes, sadly
2019-10-18 08:49
m8 are you talking about yourself or
2019-10-19 00:21
Yes, late bloomer. Didn´t touch girls or alcohol until end of High School I got started, and had good experiences, but still feel I missed out on a lot of stuff. My advice to teenagers would be "When in doubt, Go for it!!"
2019-10-19 02:14
#155
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Australia t0rrent 
She had bad breath so I didn't meet with her again
2019-10-18 08:31
#156
shrek | 
New Zealand is_love 
never date
2019-10-18 08:33
cringe, later on was my gf kinda for like 4 days until she had a different boy, now she got no one lmao
2019-10-18 08:35
#158
fnx | 
Poland neverbait 
404
2019-10-18 08:39
Never really dated to get a girlfriend, but had 3 female friends to go to theatre/exhibitions etc with (not at the same time). That works fine when both are single. None of my male friends care for "culture". First "score date" was when starting University (yes, late bloomer), I thought I scored her, but she had planned it all beforehand. She was more experienced too, good for me. 30 people at intro camp for a week. I bought a bottle of vodka for Party Night and she suggested we share instead of buying each our own. Clever trick, meant we met up all the time during the party. Night ended well (in a store room). We were only together for 2 months, but remained friends for 2 years, and she became first of the 3 female "theatre friends". So it was in reverse order, compared to normal dating.
2019-10-18 08:54
#166
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United Kingdom Megamo10 
wouldn't say that's late
2019-10-19 00:53
20 (Average debut age is 17, at least in Denmark)
2019-10-19 02:16
#171
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United Kingdom Megamo10 
who cars and anything younger than that is prolly meaningless. i only hit puberty at 15.5 years old so wtf you gonna do before that
2019-10-19 02:17
True
2019-10-19 02:17
I didn't even know that it was a date lol but went good
2019-10-18 08:47
never had a date, but had many girlfriends, i dont like to act like trained monkey
2019-10-18 14:24
#164
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Sri Lanka kvezee 
never
2019-10-18 14:25
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