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kr4sylya | 
United Kingdom Wazerz 
Ok so my friend is with this girl (who is also my friend) and she is 9 weeks pregnant or something. Basically they keep breaking up and I try to get them together but then the pregnant girl says she likes me and shit. W
2019-10-17 11:50
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#1
kr4sylya | 
United Kingdom Wazerz 
What to do mens?
2019-10-17 11:50
#2
kr4sylya | 
United Kingdom Wazerz 
I can elaborate more i just accidentally pressed post lol
2019-10-17 11:50
Take care of her and her baby and build a future for them, If you are real men of course. p.s. don't forget about sex her while she's pregnant and upload this shit to pervets porn web. Best regards, your best friend.
2019-10-17 12:21
#121
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United Kingdom Dylan9007 
Wat
2019-10-17 16:03
Hehe
2019-10-17 19:37
flair and name checks out XD
2019-10-18 09:37
sex her
2019-10-17 11:51
thats why you're single
2019-10-18 09:38
I am single cuz monogamy is not my thing :)
2019-10-18 10:24
is the girl having twins from different dads
2019-10-17 11:51
That's normal in Finland yes???
2019-10-17 11:51
i think is rare but i was born that way 😊
2019-10-17 11:52
Nice men)))
2019-10-17 11:53
#83
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Finland Shall157 
Finally someone who wasborm the same way
2019-10-17 12:24
hello my fellow heteropaternal superfecundation child
2019-10-17 12:28
#107
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Finland Shall157 
Hello
2019-10-17 12:47
#5
cyx | 
Germany Shadyy89 
sex her and never tell your friend
2019-10-17 11:51
#7
kr4sylya | 
United Kingdom Wazerz 
she is pregnant i'd feel very weird doing that lol
2019-10-17 11:51
anal sex problem solved, thank me later
2019-10-17 11:52
#15
cyx | 
Germany Shadyy89 
No need to. She will like it and it has no effect on the baby.
2019-10-17 11:53
what if his ding dong is super long, the fetus will get a head trauma
2019-10-17 12:11
#70
cyx | 
Germany Shadyy89 
"It's perfectly safe to have sex during pregnancy unless your doctor or midwife has told you not to. Having sex will not hurt your baby. Your partner's penis can't penetrate beyond your vagina, and the baby cannot tell what's going on. "
2019-10-17 12:17
"penetrate beyond your vagina" was my nickname in high school :D
2019-10-17 12:30
he is a hltv user, of course his ding dong is small
2019-10-17 12:18
all hltv users are supreme alpha male with +30 cm dick. we all know that. dont ignore the facts
2019-10-17 12:30
30cm not good man, will go into toilet water when taking shit. not nice
2019-10-17 12:31
there are special toilets where the water line is much lower I have one at home :D
2019-10-17 13:57
#6
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Switzerland thndrstrke 
abort mission
2019-10-17 11:51
#51
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North America 007DBR9 
+1
2019-10-17 12:08
#129
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Australia zi8gzag 
-1
2019-10-17 16:12
#8
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Slovakia itsab8 
Ok so my friend is with this girl (who is also my friend) and she is 9 weeks pregnant or something. Basically they keep breaking up and I try to get them together but then the pregnant girl says she likes me and shit. W
2019-10-17 11:51
Just sex her mens))) 😎👍
2019-10-17 11:51
wish ppl took this seriously (I can seriously provide proof and I dont want my friend to fckin hate me)
2019-10-17 11:52
#29
cyx | 
Germany Shadyy89 
If you want to be an honorable guy, which is pretty rare nowadays, speak with the lady and tell her that you can't do this to your friend who loves her. You will probably be friends with this guy forever and she will move on to another man sooner or later. If you care more about yourself than the friend and you like the girl (and dont mind that she is getting a baby). Snitch her, but you probably end up in a physical fight with your friend.
2019-10-17 11:57
#16
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Norway FriggeK 
If you're into relationships that are fucked, go for it! 👍👍👍
2019-10-17 11:53
it's so fucked but they literally have a baby in the making lol
2019-10-17 11:55
#30
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Norway FriggeK 
So why would you even get involved in this shit? (this is also the most UK post ever)
2019-10-17 11:56
it's because my friend really wants to be a dad i guess and I'm such a nice friend. I tried to tell him 16 is so fckin young to be a dad but i dont think he cares
2019-10-17 11:58
#37
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Norway FriggeK 
I think you should get their fucking parents involved asap rocky :^) Like if you're under 25 a kid is the riskiest move ever tbh
2019-10-17 12:00
My friend already called her mum many times because he is always crying because they are always arguing and I'm always involved as he begs me to message her and now she likes me..,.
2019-10-17 12:01
#44
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Norway FriggeK 
I don't think it's a good idea. I really don't think it's a good idea at all. You should get the fuck out, but idk maybe you're so selfless that you want to be kind of pegged for the next 20 years or so :^)
2019-10-17 12:03
How old is the girl? But +1 to #44 as I dont think its a good idea to get involved in this, only asa moral support for your friend, but anything other than that, I would stay away from trying to get into relationship with the girl.
2019-10-17 12:22
I'm trying my best but he keeps saying this and stuff imgur.com/a/sVGUIC2
2019-10-17 12:27
Oh wow, that doesn't look good and the outcome probably won't be any good either. Looks like he just got unlucky and sticked his dick into a crazy chick or well she is just too young to grasp the reality of having a child
2019-10-17 12:31
#87
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Finland Shall157 
My mom got me at 20
2019-10-17 12:27
#103
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Norway FriggeK 
And look what happened.
2019-10-17 12:36
#108
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Finland Shall157 
What happened?
2019-10-17 12:47
#109
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Norway FriggeK 
we are brothers men))))
2019-10-17 12:52
#110
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Finland Shall157 
So two different guys fucked my mom?
2019-10-17 12:54
#111
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Norway FriggeK 
what t
2019-10-17 13:00
#112
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Finland Shall157 
I don’t understand how you can be my bro?
2019-10-17 13:00
#140
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Germany smh_my_head 
he is a nice mens))
2019-10-17 19:36
#146
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Finland Shall157 
Did another guy fuck my mom and then she had two kids from different men?
2019-10-17 19:42
#17
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Oceania Rusuli 
I mean poor bait but you didn't even mention whose kid it's supposed to be. That's the difference between humanity and charity
2019-10-17 11:53
I am actually not baiting
2019-10-17 11:54
#21
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Oceania Rusuli 
Then whose kid is it
2019-10-17 11:54
my friend lukes
2019-10-17 11:54
#26
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Oceania Rusuli 
Then it's Luke's responsibility to look after the girl and the kid. If she tries to get rid of him, show her no pity - explain clearly that she's going to be a single mother if she leaves him. They made their choice, and should act responsibly.
2019-10-17 11:55
Yes but it didn't bother me until she is posting on her instagram story tagging me in stuff like '@shaynethesloth is my crush' and shit like that. Now i'm going to lose my friend because he is going to hate me
2019-10-17 11:57
#35
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Oceania Rusuli 
As I said, you've gotta man up and tell her she's fucking dreaming - remind her of the reality of being pregnant. If shit really goes tits up, there's always adoption. That tends to really hurt the mother emotionally.
2019-10-17 11:58
#38
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Oceania Rusuli 
And talk with your mate, make sure he knows what the fuck he's done and who he's accountable to.
2019-10-17 12:00
He said 'No I love this baby its mine too 😭'
2019-10-17 12:02
I think he is being childish about it honestly
2019-10-17 12:02
#47
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Oceania Rusuli 
That's the right attitude to have! A man's child is his most important contribution to the world, and he should be there for the kid. Remember though if she's pushed him away then he does need to be held back from doing stupid shit that's not legal.
2019-10-17 12:05
She is the one pushing him away and I think she is always in the wrong. She treats him like shit but it's heartbreaking seeing him get upset about it as he is so passionate about the soon to be child of his that he probably can't see due to her being a cunt.
2019-10-17 12:06
#58
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Oceania Rusuli 
Then he can't do anything about it... If she isn't letting him in, best he can do is write her a letter (or a text I guess) explaining his feelings and what he thinks he can help with. Best you can do is help him to cope with it, go do some fun shit and talk it a bit, but talk about other mindless shit too.
2019-10-17 12:12
#45
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Oceania Rusuli 
Final, don't be too hard on your mate if she's not letting him back into her life. There's a lot of legal shit around that kind of stuff, so he can't push too hard and it would only hurt to force him into a corner. And don't tell the girl to get an abortion ffs. Worst idea possible is to mention that - I'm sure she's getting enough of that pressure internally and from family etc.
2019-10-17 12:03
haha they are 16, they didn't make their choices ..., their hormones did, and now they will be regret and have to live with the consequence
2019-10-17 12:11
#60
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Oceania Rusuli 
Yeah they made their choice, consciously or not. I wouldn't say it was a wise choice, but IMO it beats getting to 40 with no kids and only regret...
2019-10-17 12:14
i am over 30 and i don't feel any regret of having unwanted kids
2019-10-17 12:16
#105
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Oceania Rusuli 
But did you find something fulfilling? There's exceptions. And the age is different for men and women.
2019-10-17 12:39
i don't think kids are the answear for a black hole inside of you, if you try to fulfill yourself with kids, the will gonna suffer you can't give your kids something you don't have if you're unhappy, they not going to learn happiness from you, you should learn to be happy first and then have kids as a bonus but i agree, time for women is much shorter my sister is 36 also with no kids, and I see her kind of suffering she would like to have a baby, but might that just instinct anyways we had screwed up parenting - not abusive and pathology - like drinking and this kind of shit, but both parent from poor backgorund with low self-esteem, no education, big egos no much love or trust, a lot of darma
2019-10-17 19:18
#133
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Oceania Rusuli 
>she would like to have a baby, but might that just instinct Instinct and needs go together, man. That's the fulfillment I'm talking about - women are literally programmed to get depressed if they don't have kids. It happens too for men, but it isn't as strong. I wasn't trying to say kids are the answer to life's suffering. Sad to hear about your childhood. Not all parents love like they should, but most just find it hard to express that love, or hard to get their own life in order well enough to help the kid through life. Definitely good words about being happy... I've taught myself to be able to make some good out of every situation so that particular bit of psychology is maybe something I gloss over too much.
2019-10-17 19:24
yeah i've been study a lot of psychology too, and in my personal opinion you should be mature enough to have kids cuz basically if you can't fullfil your needs as and adult, becasue you don't know how, how you gonna fullfil needs of the child? it's impossible, you will neglect it, the kid might have chance to learn from some other source but mostlikely it will just repeat the cycle
2019-10-17 19:39
who's' the father?
2019-10-17 11:54
You are 16 so stay away from her
2019-10-17 11:55
they are both 16 believe it or not
2019-10-17 11:55
And you are 16 so stay away from her
2019-10-17 11:56
fine fine
2019-10-17 11:56
#32
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Netherlands staticNL 
Abortion time imo
2019-10-17 11:57
I wanna say that but she insists on being a single mother lol
2019-10-17 11:58
#49
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Germany Wurstkreatur 
dont get into that shit :D My question : Do you like her?
2019-10-17 12:07
I don't, I think she is a massive cunt with all the shit she is doing :/
2019-10-17 12:08
#53
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Germany Wurstkreatur 
Tell it to her that her behaviour is shit and tell it to your friend that she likes you, be honest with them and with yourself :D This situation seems fucked up for your friends lol dont get into that
2019-10-17 12:10
He probably already knows since she 'publicly announced' she liked me.
2019-10-17 12:11
#57
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Germany Wurstkreatur 
yikes, so she basically wants to live with you and her baby ? Ouch xD
2019-10-17 12:12
I think so but i dont wanna, ill show the insta story of it because its quite childish lol
2019-10-17 12:13
#65
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Germany Wurstkreatur 
how old is she, seem like a drama of 15year old girls to me lol :D
2019-10-17 12:15
both 16 including me, basically is the most british thing ever :D
2019-10-17 12:16
Im not rly involved but i have to 'save' their relationship everytime
2019-10-17 12:16
#82
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Germany Wurstkreatur 
lol pregnant with 16 - get out of this situation man^ Dont know what the most british thing ever means but I know that this whole thing is and will be unnecessarily stressful for you. She likes you and not your friend, you cannot change that unfortunately
2019-10-17 12:24
Yeah I am not getting involved anymore just trying to be helpful.
2019-10-17 12:25
#88
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Germany Wurstkreatur 
yeah but won't change anything and is a waste of time basically
2019-10-17 12:28
I suppose so, only helping because he threatens to kill himself over it. :///
2019-10-17 12:29
#137
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United Kingdom foxize 
retarded teen mums are the norm in the ends here (thats what he means)
2019-10-17 19:32
#149
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Germany Wurstkreatur 
Lol never heard that this is a casual thing in your country^^
2019-10-18 09:36
#153
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United Kingdom foxize 
yeah sadly :(
2019-10-18 09:52
#69
sopheyy | 
Kazakhstan enimen 
then why bother? dump them both assholes and be happy
2019-10-17 12:17
considering atm i just care too much, how to not give a fuck about my friends feelings??
2019-10-17 12:17
#75
sopheyy | 
Kazakhstan enimen 
dont waste your feelings on cunts
2019-10-17 12:18
#52
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United Kingdom galaxyv2 
lol shes gonna have a fucking great life kappa
2019-10-17 12:09
#34
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Denmark ITerry 
Run away!
2019-10-17 11:58
#40
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Portugal HighSpark 
u are too young to deal with this kind of shit, just stay away and play safe, think about your future
2019-10-17 12:02
+111111111
2019-10-17 12:14
0/8 bait
2019-10-17 12:02
isnt bait
2019-10-17 12:18
Looking at comment 79 Nt
2019-10-17 14:09
#46
s1mple | 
Germany dr9zen 
just sex her mens)) 😎👍😎👍
2019-10-17 12:04
why do you want to be unhappy?
2019-10-17 12:14
#63
sopheyy | 
Kazakhstan enimen 
tell a friend to be a man and take the responsibilities, why would she turn to you? thats bcoz she has no more options and her days are tight..
2019-10-17 12:15
#64
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Sweden frozze90 
do not, I repeat, do NOT go and father another dudes child.
2019-10-17 12:15
#102
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Finland Shall157 
I feel so bad for the child
2019-10-17 12:35
#120
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Sweden frozze90 
enough time to have it.... disappear
2019-10-17 16:02
#122
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Finland Shall157 
Wdym?
2019-10-17 16:04
#123
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Sweden frozze90 
dont get what u r trying to write. you refering to the chinese phrase?
2019-10-17 16:06
#124
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Finland Shall157 
I feel bad for the kid who has to live with a god damn 16 year old girl and no dad
2019-10-17 16:07
#125
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Sweden frozze90 
Sadly just another case of teenage pregnacy ! =/
2019-10-17 16:08
#126
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Finland Shall157 
I think it’s ok to have a kid if you’re mature enough after u are an adult. My mom got me at 20 and there is no problem with it.
2019-10-17 16:09
#127
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Sweden frozze90 
Big diffrence between a 16yo and 20 tho! :O
2019-10-17 16:10
#128
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Finland Shall157 
Ye that’s why i said 18+
2019-10-17 16:11
#74
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North America 007DBR9 
Say no to pre marital sex and nae nae outta there
2019-10-17 12:18
#76
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Ukraine ksay 
so what's the problem? you don't even like her that much. she is needy and wants a caring person like you in the relationship. JUST DON'T
2019-10-17 12:21
I mainly need help for my friend who is the dad who says he is going to kill himself and stuff :/
2019-10-17 12:21
tell him not to kill himself and help him out if he needs someone to talk to or figure stuff out. sign up to be the kids godfather if you care so much. be the best man at their wedding. seize the opportunity.
2019-10-17 12:27
just do not under any circumstances have sex with this girl
2019-10-17 12:28
"stay, stay awaaaayy. stayy awaaaay. stay awaaaaaaaay." - Kurt Cobain, sometime during the 90s
2019-10-17 12:21
#81
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Portugal Markuzz* 
+1
2019-10-17 12:22
thanks for help guys i think I have a good understanding of how to help!!
2019-10-17 12:30
have a good day :)
2019-10-17 12:30
what the fuck
2019-10-17 12:31
ikik im in kebab discord btw if u want proof it isnt a bait
2019-10-17 12:33
wait
2019-10-17 12:34
#99
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Europe jvesper 
you can be a daddddddddy
2019-10-17 12:32
By looks of it you are all like 17 max and don't understand your own emotions properly and what commitment and love is, so I don't really know why they even opt for a baby. She's disappointed in him so she jumps on next train because grass is always greener on the other side, aka you. Just run away from this mess, you really want to get yourself in this mess at such a young age and out of 100000 options available to you, you want to pick this? She's not only girl in this world, not the only one that will like you, love you. I know it strokes your ego at the moment because she is the one that likes you right now and maybe only one that has, but I would take things she says with a pinch of a salt honestly and she is ok terrible position to drag you in it. Run
2019-10-17 12:39
Unluko maluko
2019-10-17 12:41
#113
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Finland Shall157 
I feel so bad for that kid
2019-10-17 13:01
#114
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Faroe Islands ofedefo 
Expected from uk
2019-10-17 13:02
Dude get an adult involved in the situation and do not get involved, if this is assumed to be a real situation
2019-10-17 13:04
#118
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Finland Shall157 
Get their parents involved
2019-10-17 14:31
Why do you even bother about retards doing retarded things? There is nothing you can rly do to help them, just be honest and let them fix their own problem.
2019-10-17 15:02
I was in your friends shoes sort of. She never wanted to frick my friends but she was a crazy. Best thing for you to do is tell him. Then he needs to leave her and she needs an abortion. I was 18 They're 16 It's best for all 3 of you
2019-10-17 16:26
This cunt doesnt listen he is back with her already lol imgur.com/a/sVGUIC2
2019-10-17 18:00
#134
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Qatar PrisMcsgo 
I have solution Just sex
2019-10-17 19:28
Try to help your friend out, but don't get overly involved. Having to take care of a kid before you are ready for it is the easiest way to ruin your life.
2019-10-17 19:30
kids playing adult life and guess who's gonna suffer the most? ofc it's poor baby...
2019-10-17 19:32
#138
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United Kingdom foxize 
take a cricket bat and hit her tummy for a six Solved issue for everybody
2019-10-17 19:33
#139
nEGRo | 
Argentina GREATfr 
Abort and eat dat baby yo
2019-10-17 19:34
#143
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Germany smh_my_head 
wtf why didnt he use a condom??
2019-10-17 19:39
L
2019-10-17 19:40
send pics i need more info
2019-10-17 19:41
i passed for this and im not resist a fuck her
2019-10-17 23:56
#152
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Japan FPS_Erra 
imagine getting pregnant with a guy u dont like, hoes these days
2019-10-18 09:39
Didn't read but you should sex her and then leave
2019-10-18 10:00
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