Go out, be social. Get a good perfume and don't be a creep
Just wait for human cloning.
Why can't you use Tinder?
Wait outside the club at 6am and wait until some barely conscious women walks out.
get global and show her a screenshot
improve yourself and girl will come to you
from own experience and many others'
I think being smart and taking shower every day is enougj to get a gf
Chloroform and a large sack.
Can't use Tinder?
you don't NEED a gf. you need yourself and that's about it. you might WANT a gf but just so you to know, like everything in life it comes with price. to get one is easy, to keep one is the hardest part
Mens, trust me, dont even try just go on with gaming
Why would you need a girlfriend when you have yourself
Be rude af
Don't care about their feelings
Be a immigrant
put dick in wrong hole
thats how you get a girl in 2019
You don't "get" a gf, a person is not something you can own, have or possess. You take good care of yourself and thus attract people to you.
- Get off hltv, not just for now, for life. There's nothing here that would add to your life. If you're interested in competitive cs you can check the matches but the forums are just there to waste your life
- From your previous threads it seems like you're pretty insecure about your height which at 15 doesn't matter for shit since guys grow later than girls. Naturally girls will be taller compared to 3 years in the future. Also insecurity while trying to date is just a minus overall which leads to the next point
- Try to better yourself in every way. Try to be more social, do better at school, exercise. Whatever you think you could do. Also a very important thing is to try to gain different experiences. It naturally makes you a more interesting person so don't turn down opportunities when they are presented to you.
- Think why do you want to get a girlfriend. If there's someone you like, go for it. Try to talk to them and ask them out for something. If not, then do you have a good reason or are you just feeling like everyone else has a gf so you need one also (which in Finland at 15 most don't have).
In the end all of this might be really overwhelming and it is. In a way everything you're doing now is investing into the future you who will have a better life thanks to the current you.
dude like fr ur just so low iq lmao askin this shit at 15 is truly sad tbh
do not be desperate. having a girlfriend is relieving, but depends why do you want a girlfriends. if you just want to have fun, having benefits of long term relationship, to have her just to fuck, you do not need a girlfriend. there is plenty hoes out there which are looking to just have a fun. and older they get the more desperate they are :D (I mean the most desparate are those in their late 20s :D those are easy to score)
having a girlfriend is a bit of commitment. I would suggest you a girlfriend only if you are looking for someone you could have a deep conversations with. I mean, having someone you can spend a whole night with laying on the ground in the dark, drinking/smoking and thinking about topics which would not even come to your mind.. like .. ever... well, that I would call a reason to have a girlfriend. Also if you want to be tought a life lesson, then I recommend to find a girlfriend as well :D I do have a girlfriend. after a few years of wandering from one girl to another, after a few years of inner loneliness and depresions, after a few years of killing my own soul self... and she tought me a lot. I mean, not like to cook a fucking meal :D but she tought me to respect myself. to fight with anything what comes as an obstacle to my life. she made me a better person. I can be myself and do not feel ashamed of it. If that is what you are looking for, than yes, you should get a girlfriend. But bear in mind, beautiful body can be fucked by anybody, but what is really beautiful is what we keep inside (after all, saying your soul is beautiful to someone DOES make sense :D). And sorry for my english if I made a ton of mistakes, I tried QQ
Live ur life.. look at your reality and think about what you choose
Go places. Girls will, shockingly, EXIST in those places and you also exist apparently
Communication is widely available from looks, actions, words and more. Perhaps communicate.. listen, and also send out these audio messages. Consider the use of words and how the words are delivered, from the context of an unknown other reality, you see your world they see their world. Consider MEANING behind how things are communicated. You will find a personality that you understand or match or just.. gravitate towards. If you are nice and appreciate niceness, you will naturally be around nice girls at random times.
Not telling you how to choose what you want to do. Life tells you if you chose bad. lol
im such a fucking boring person so i cant help you sorry, just exercise and feel happy, naturally people will think you're fun to be around. i dont fucking know, ur 15, live a little.
I'm 18, 19 in december and I don't stress the little things, ofc now I wish I never got into games and shit and was a total drug addict and alcoholic like the rest of this town, out partying every weekend and all that, but that's not me right now.
I've started to workout and shit, lost 20kg since 1st of march (WITH ONLY DIET, I JUST RECENTLY STARTED WORKING OUT). Now it's time to add some kg with muscle and ez profit. I've always been a shy person, so the internet has done a great thing to me, you can always express yourself and also it feels like a lot of "irl people" are so sjw. I'm very controversial and I really don't care what I say because at the end of the day these sjw's are retarded. thank u and bye!<3 hope u find a soulmate!
Imagine having a girlfriend in 2k19
Hoes > gf
You should become 165cm tall
use bongacams or how is it called
Stop acting like a faggot. Act like a man. Shave your head, grow cool mustache. Then get to a bar. Go for the +30 ones. They are better in bed and you don't have to teach them a thing.
buy one of the craigslist
Make a tiny top hat for your dick and lay flat holding an erection naked on melting snow at noon sun.
Go to a hair stylist and ask for the ultimate cut and dont forget to grow your beard
Just be interesting (not weird, though) and interested. And take care of your basic hygiene.
looking at ur authored threads you worry too much about unimportant shit for your age
going outside and actually talking to them works
This is the best advice I can give. This is no joke. Go and binge watch Patrice O'Neal. Watch and listen to everything he has on YouTube. You will understand women to the point it becomes horrible. As you start to learn what they are truly about, you start to lose all thoughts you've had for them in the past.
Kiss your buddy hard on bar and see how they come to you. Remember tongue.
If thats not working, find some hot type "i just say hello and they come to my place" man and hang with him. On this thing u need to take beta woman, as your buddy will fuck always 2 from trios.
Download rsd foundation and transformation on pirate bay.
why can't you use tinder?
flash2:wave2: buying gf 200 gp
So you are 15 yo 172cm ur dick is 17.5 you have identity issues and u are mentally insecure. I think no chance for gf sry
Idk my gf dumped me 3 days ago for no reason
When I was younger I thought I was gonna have sex by 17. Boy was I wrong. I am 181cm, skinny, little musle, and kinda ugly cuz of my acne. I thought I wanted a girlfriend, until I started going out more with some good mens))) and womens))) friends and having fun. I tried to get a girlfriend, believe me, but it didn't work. I decided to just wait for an opportunity for now, and when I think I'm ready, I'll create myself opportunities.
Tldr: go and have fun with friends, womens may or may not come. You'll know when you are ready to start approaching them
Best way is the straight line technique
Walk around the streets. Then smash the hottest one
tinder is just for fucking dude, why would u want to use it for a gf? u trying to date some diseased slut? Try going out and just being urself. Dress decent, smell decent, get a haircut....pretty simple tbh
Be smart, funny, attractive, fit and wealthy. It's not hard
In my experiences private parties are the best place to meet women. The atmosphere is just more relaxed people don't have their guards up as much, especially women who get hit on a lot.
Except for college. Lots of opportunities there as well.
Why do you need a gf for ? for us gaymers are annoying !!! will only cry because you play games
You don't need a gf nowadays, you can be a girl yourself.
go outside and socialize u would be shocked how easy it is once u actually start to talk to the opposite gender. see it as video game reach 10k hours and u are pro.
Have good hygiene
Have nice clothes ( not meaning you need to have 3000€ designer clothes)
Have a good attitude
Dont get carried away and go too far
Wait for the one who is meant for you, there is somebody meant for you.
Get rich , its easy from there
One more tip.
Dont live in any of these cities: kouvola, turku, grani, kuopio, the monaco of finland aka liiopola, rauma or jyväskylä
Instead, live in one of these: Helsinki, Lahti, Oulu, vantaa, espoo, hollola or tampere
Just talk to them, it's not that hard...
ik te feeling. high standards and no compromissions. is hard
Be good looking
Go to bar
Buy a wife from chinese dealer
meet an ugly girl and start dating her. im sure the ugliest girl in your country is hot as fuck
Talk to girls irl, they are just humans(albeit worse once per average).
Tinder is for absolute degenerates.
Used Tinder for 1 day, got 2 matches.
I'm an introvert. The first girl was searching for a relationship, she was 18 years old, ok looking. She didnt talk anything, answered 1-2 words for my guestions and thats it.
2nd one was pretty hot, she havent answered anything yet, waiting for her, if she does'nt respond today i'll uninstall.
Heres my advice: Talk to a girl. Problem solved, all the insecure kids talking in HLTV about not getting a girlfriend and haven't EVER even asked one out. You expect them to take your hand and drag you to coffee or smth? be a man, even if she says no you tried, just move on theres 1000 more girls to try.
Maybe ask some girl out? It's not that hard.
work on your self confidence and anxiety, whether its through going to the gym or weed or w/e whatever makes u feel like u deserve someone then go find someone to talk to at a coffee shop or w/e and just talk to a girl. people make it seem easy but from my experience if uve never done it b4 then its best just to take small steps