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How do I get a gf?
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Finland Shall157 
I can’t use Tinder so do u guys have any other tips?
2019-10-19 00:09
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Go out, be social. Get a good perfume and don't be a creep
2019-10-19 00:11
#11
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Finland Shall157 
I always wear nice clothes an i’m pretty social i would say
2019-10-19 00:13
The only girl he goes out with is his mom so...
2019-10-19 12:39
#126
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Finland Shall157 
Girls so that means that there are more than one.
2019-10-19 12:36
Not anymore
2019-10-19 12:39
#132
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Finland Shall157 
Well that is actually true cuz i only go out with male friends so u got me there.
2019-10-19 12:41
#127
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Finland Shall157 
But i only go out with male friends
2019-10-19 12:37
Get a good perfume and a lot of lube.
2019-10-19 12:40
#133
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Finland Shall157 
I have perfumes and i don’t need lube
2019-10-19 12:41
#157
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Finland Sev1ce 
but u are only 170 cm... u are really short , girls want 180+ unluko for you :(
2019-10-19 14:00
#168
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Finland Shall157 
I’m 171cm now. What if i grow? That is possible.
2019-10-19 14:36
#225
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Australia Lon3wolf12 
Were stilts. Problem solved.
2019-10-23 10:38
#243
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Finland Shall157 
I do think that i will grow so i won’t use stilettos yet
2019-10-23 14:38
#250
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Australia Lon3wolf12 
Spell check fucked my answer lmao. I meant to say use stilts. Anyhow good luck HLTV soldiers.
2019-10-24 00:29
#92
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Sweden Madrigals1 
giving normal advices on HLTV lul
2019-10-19 10:47
Not every1 is retarted on this site👀
2019-10-19 11:44
#155
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Finland Sev1ce 
"dont be creep" LMAOO
2019-10-19 13:59
#257
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Hungary subzera 
people tell me to "go out and do something i enjoy", but everything i enjoy is inside and away from people. what do?
2019-10-24 05:21
enjoy being alone ez
2019-10-24 06:33
#266
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Hungary subzera 
often times, i do. but then i dont and i feel horrible. i cant be my own gf
2019-10-24 06:58
if you truly enjoy your life you shouldn't have problems to find a gf (maybe few fixes on communication) but since you can't find gf, the first probably also is not 100% honest
2019-10-24 07:25
#268
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Hungary subzera 
i havent enjoyed life for a long while actually
2019-10-24 07:42
But do you really want a gf? Or do you just wanna go with the flow because you are supposed to? If you're happy being alone and being inside, just stay inside. Fuck what others say, it's your life
2019-10-24 13:29
#298
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Hungary subzera 
Man, I want a companion. Someone to hold me at night. Someone who actually fucking cared when they ask how my day was. Someone to improve my life. And I want to be that for someone as well
2019-10-24 19:24
Then you really should work on getting out and getting more extrovert and try getting that feeling of wanting to be inside off you
2019-10-24 21:46
#6
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United States FarCentrist 
Just wait for human cloning.
2019-10-19 00:11
thats what im doing cant get mixed signals if theyre coming from me 😎
2019-10-25 09:25
Just sex her
2019-10-19 00:12
Why can't you use Tinder?
2019-10-19 00:14
#18
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Finland Shall157 
Gotta be 18
2019-10-19 00:16
#20
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Finland Shall157 
I want to use it so bad tho
2019-10-19 00:16
just lie?
2019-10-19 10:47
#111
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Finland Shall157 
There is no point in lying cuz i don’t wanna be a lot younger than everyone. 16 is my max currently. I doubt i will get anyone that old anyway.
2019-10-19 11:48
Tinder is overrated. Most girls there, are either ugly or some kind of creepy. Also one nights hook-ups tend to wore out over time. GF is much better choice for sex.
2019-10-19 10:55
#101
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Finland Shall157 
I guess you’re right
2019-10-19 11:02
#258
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Hungary subzera 
+1111111111111111 in my experience, the girls on there are just bad. some want to boost their ego and instagram followers. some want quick hookups. some want weed. some girls want actual relationships but are uggo. some are actually good looking and want actual relationships, but those are extremely hard to come by. and if you dont have good pics, you dont stand a chance for any of them. i have no idea how but my brother got so lucky and got a pretty and nice girl and they been together for like 17 or 18 months now i think
2019-10-24 05:24
#352
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Netherlands Matt_Q 
"quick hookups. some want weed." these two things are not bad
2019-10-25 09:35
#353
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Hungary subzera 
i dont wanna fuck a stranger. and i dont want someone whos most prominent characteristic to be that they smoke weed.
2019-10-25 09:37
#355
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Netherlands Matt_Q 
correct me if I'm wrong but isn't that what most people use it for? sex?
2019-10-25 09:38
Banned from tinder?
2019-10-19 00:15
#21
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Finland Shall157 
I’m not ole enough
2019-10-19 00:16
Im John. Nice to meet u Ole
2019-10-19 00:17
#40
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Finland Shall157 
Nicr
2019-10-19 00:20
Y
2019-10-19 00:23
#15
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Spain Male_Model 
Wait outside the club at 6am and wait until some barely conscious women walks out.
2019-10-19 00:15
#22
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Finland Shall157 
And then I get accused of rape
2019-10-19 00:16
#96
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Sweden Madrigals1 
he is Ahmed, what do you expect?
2019-10-19 10:49
#102
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Finland Shall157 
Now that i think of it it’s horrible. This is why girls get raped and stuff.
2019-10-19 11:03
#186
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Sweden Madrigals1 
stop bumping your thread with shitposts grow some balls, if you are horrified with such stuff
2019-10-19 17:24
#188
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Finland Shall157 
Bro it’s wrong. She is really deunk and can’t consent. That’s rape.
2019-10-19 18:24
#23
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Finland Shall157 
And i’m not old enough either
2019-10-19 00:17
go lean on a scooter in front of the mcdonalds, you'll get all the girls /s
2019-10-19 00:18
#34
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Finland Shall157 
Or i could kidnap one
2019-10-19 00:19
#33
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Germany tmp1 
How are you not old enough to stay infront of a club at 6am lmao. It's ez gf and also ez money if you stand there with some food you sell to drunks. Maybe even helps with the gf part
2019-10-19 00:19
#37
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Finland Shall157 
I can but i’m too toung for that club shit. I just want to knowbhow to get a gf not some girl who is 5y older than me.
2019-10-19 00:19
#48
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Germany tmp1 
Maybe stand infront of shool at 2am. EZ.´Get someone who has a car and just chill infront. EZ GF as well. Girls who are not 18 love to get someone who as acces to a car.
2019-10-19 00:21
#56
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Finland Shall157 
Or i drive without a license EZ
2019-10-19 00:29
#86
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Spain Male_Model 
And the girls will definately get into random car with complete strangers in it. It's a great start to an amazing relationship 👍🏿
2019-10-19 01:02
#223
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Europe black1ch 
Why ur hand is black? Reported
2019-10-23 10:35
#249
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Spain Male_Model 
I sticked my whole hand to nutella and replied 🤘🏽
2019-10-23 21:38
Pussypark lmao
2019-10-19 00:45
get global and show her a screenshot
2019-10-19 00:15
#19
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Estonia MC_Ride 
improve yourself and girl will come to you from own experience and many others'
2019-10-19 00:16
So what did you do to improve yourself?
2019-10-19 10:46
#252
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Australia Lon3wolf12 
Bought Gucci
2019-10-24 02:28
#24
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Europe JohnMurphy 
I think being smart and taking shower every day is enougj to get a gf
2019-10-19 00:17
#63
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Finland Shall157 
I do
2019-10-19 00:32
Nt
2019-10-19 11:02
#104
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Finland Shall157 
I do
2019-10-19 11:04
#26
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United States _ATaXiA_ 
Chloroform and a large sack.
2019-10-19 00:17
#29
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Denmark U w0t m8? 
don't suck
2019-10-19 00:18
#228
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Other wtf_men 
what if he wants bf
2019-10-23 10:55
Then suck more
2019-10-24 17:49
become dj and make 32k
2019-10-19 00:18
+1
2019-10-24 23:50
#42
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Brazil hugoooo 
Can't use Tinder? Badoo then
2019-10-19 00:20
Talk to them. E z
2019-10-19 00:20
you don't NEED a gf. you need yourself and that's about it. you might WANT a gf but just so you to know, like everything in life it comes with price. to get one is easy, to keep one is the hardest part
2019-10-19 00:20
+1 Focus on what you do not on girls
2019-10-19 00:22
#62
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Finland Shall157 
But it’s fun to fuck
2019-10-19 00:32
Fun is fun but who needs it after a while it will be a pain in the ass surely and if you get rejected and shiet it hurts
2019-10-19 00:33
#176
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Sweden Maoux551 
erm...bro
2019-10-19 14:52
#179
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Finland Shall157 
It’s true
2019-10-19 15:00
Mens, trust me, dont even try just go on with gaming Why would you need a girlfriend when you have yourself
2019-10-19 00:21
#58
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Finland Shall157 
I have a brand new 2100€ pc that i built today.
2019-10-19 00:31
#53
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Finland rolezK1 
Hit them Be rude af Don't care about their feelings Be a immigrant Be rich put dick in wrong hole thats how you get a girl in 2019
2019-10-19 00:24
#57
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Finland Shall157 
I’m not an immigrant but do all others but rich. It’s fun to put it in the wrong hole ye?
2019-10-19 00:31
#59
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Finland rolezK1 
Idk im not that kind of person but girls like bad boys
2019-10-19 00:32
#66
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Finland Shall157 
The reaction is fun. You can play it off as an accident too.
2019-10-19 00:32
#68
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Finland rolezK1 
Just say you thought the holes were in reversed order
2019-10-19 00:33
#71
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Finland Shall157 
Idk what youre sayibg but u know what i mean
2019-10-19 00:34
how do you not know what he is saying :D
2019-10-19 00:41
#77
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Finland Shall157 
Idk man. I thought he meant that u fuck her ass on ”accident”.
2019-10-19 00:43
#112
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Finland Shall157 
Wtf how didn’t i understand what he said. I was probably too tired.
2019-10-19 11:50
#159
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Finland Sev1ce 
arent you virgin?
2019-10-19 14:02
#169
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Finland Shall157 
Yes
2019-10-19 14:36
#60
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Sweden D24_Tic 
yubo
2019-10-19 00:32
You don't "get" a gf, a person is not something you can own, have or possess. You take good care of yourself and thus attract people to you.
2019-10-19 00:32
#67
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Finland Shall157 
How do i get a gf?
2019-10-19 00:33
Actual tips? - Get off hltv, not just for now, for life. There's nothing here that would add to your life. If you're interested in competitive cs you can check the matches but the forums are just there to waste your life - From your previous threads it seems like you're pretty insecure about your height which at 15 doesn't matter for shit since guys grow later than girls. Naturally girls will be taller compared to 3 years in the future. Also insecurity while trying to date is just a minus overall which leads to the next point - Try to better yourself in every way. Try to be more social, do better at school, exercise. Whatever you think you could do. Also a very important thing is to try to gain different experiences. It naturally makes you a more interesting person so don't turn down opportunities when they are presented to you. - Think why do you want to get a girlfriend. If there's someone you like, go for it. Try to talk to them and ask them out for something. If not, then do you have a good reason or are you just feeling like everyone else has a gf so you need one also (which in Finland at 15 most don't have). In the end all of this might be really overwhelming and it is. In a way everything you're doing now is investing into the future you who will have a better life thanks to the current you.
2019-10-19 00:32
#69
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Finland Shall157 
I like being here when i have a moment to spare.
2019-10-19 00:33
I guess that's fine. It's your life after all and everyone has a guilty pleasure.
2019-10-19 00:34
#78
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Finland Shall157 
I wait for busses and food whatever. Then i pull this app out. I like being here.
2019-10-19 00:44
#253
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Australia Lon3wolf12 
Same.
2019-10-24 02:31
actually a not copy pasta answer, and actually truth and wellsaid PogChamp
2019-10-19 00:34
#81
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Finland Slyp3 
HLTV just gives everything. Good answers like this and then some totally random ones. You cant never know<3
2019-10-19 00:44
#177
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Sweden Maoux551 
+111111
2019-10-19 14:57
#354
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Netherlands Matt_Q 
wholesome post on hltv? nice
2019-10-25 09:38
dude like fr ur just so low iq lmao askin this shit at 15 is truly sad tbh
2019-10-19 00:34
#79
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Finland Shall157 
132 but whatver
2019-10-19 00:44
proof?
2019-10-19 10:38
#103
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Finland Shall157 
Yes
2019-10-19 11:04
#75
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Finland Sev1ce 
dont
2019-10-19 00:36
do not be desperate. having a girlfriend is relieving, but depends why do you want a girlfriends. if you just want to have fun, having benefits of long term relationship, to have her just to fuck, you do not need a girlfriend. there is plenty hoes out there which are looking to just have a fun. and older they get the more desperate they are :D (I mean the most desparate are those in their late 20s :D those are easy to score) having a girlfriend is a bit of commitment. I would suggest you a girlfriend only if you are looking for someone you could have a deep conversations with. I mean, having someone you can spend a whole night with laying on the ground in the dark, drinking/smoking and thinking about topics which would not even come to your mind.. like .. ever... well, that I would call a reason to have a girlfriend. Also if you want to be tought a life lesson, then I recommend to find a girlfriend as well :D I do have a girlfriend. after a few years of wandering from one girl to another, after a few years of inner loneliness and depresions, after a few years of killing my own soul self... and she tought me a lot. I mean, not like to cook a fucking meal :D but she tought me to respect myself. to fight with anything what comes as an obstacle to my life. she made me a better person. I can be myself and do not feel ashamed of it. If that is what you are looking for, than yes, you should get a girlfriend. But bear in mind, beautiful body can be fucked by anybody, but what is really beautiful is what we keep inside (after all, saying your soul is beautiful to someone DOES make sense :D). And sorry for my english if I made a ton of mistakes, I tried QQ
2019-10-19 00:46
#85
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Australia SUNSPY 
Ah now this is one quality post HLTV are not not worthy. It comes down to your intentions and your choices. Its about why you choose the things you do not what you do, its simply self focused or other focused. A girlfriend SHOULD be someone who makes you other focused or introspective where you weren't, and the things you describe. You learnt how to live ! being yourself is the only way to get proper feedback from the social system we all exist in. If you're fake people like you but it doesn't lead to lasting happiness. If you care about others you end up with the perfect partner or at least have experiences like you did and how can a breakup be so bad when so much good came from it and you exist in such a giant social system. Two better people is a success if you end up having lessons apart later in life :) congrats can confirm she is a keeper and if you ever have a problem you just choose. Do you make her happy or not. You are the lead she will always be good to you if you are good to her. If a girl is leading - doing the sacrificing for the guy, the guy accepts this as his right to be unfaithful.. take something so good for granted and you get a very hard life lesson. I found the impossible girl and before it started i tried to deal with another.. to get rid of her essentially without being hurtful. Too late i didnt give her the attention.. her in my house like i had one wish and somehow one day out of nowhere meet her. And focus on self for a matter of days, trying to work out how to text this other woman.. she gets the wrong message and is gone from my life :) ouch dude.. like you can't imagine how much that shit was a shock. A girl better than you could dream up drops into your life and you blow it ? by not just being straight up BYE ITS OVER SORRY JUST HAVE TO GO ON WITH MY LIFE. That was my win move :P would be married and kids.. not regretting because the lesson is meaning of life tier shit.. be good and good things come, be the REAL YOU, pay attention to you in the world around you, your effect.. and you will make more good of the good in the world.
2019-10-19 01:00
#84
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Australia SUNSPY 
Live ur life.. look at your reality and think about what you choose Go places. Girls will, shockingly, EXIST in those places and you also exist apparently Communication is widely available from looks, actions, words and more. Perhaps communicate.. listen, and also send out these audio messages. Consider the use of words and how the words are delivered, from the context of an unknown other reality, you see your world they see their world. Consider MEANING behind how things are communicated. You will find a personality that you understand or match or just.. gravitate towards. If you are nice and appreciate niceness, you will naturally be around nice girls at random times. Not telling you how to choose what you want to do. Life tells you if you chose bad. lol
2019-10-19 00:46
Step 1: Go outside. Step 2: Profit!
2019-10-19 10:39
#94
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Greece th0masGR 
Stop posting on HLTV
2019-10-19 10:48
#95
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Brazil sway99 
Im high
2019-10-19 10:48
im such a fucking boring person so i cant help you sorry, just exercise and feel happy, naturally people will think you're fun to be around. i dont fucking know, ur 15, live a little. I'm 18, 19 in december and I don't stress the little things, ofc now I wish I never got into games and shit and was a total drug addict and alcoholic like the rest of this town, out partying every weekend and all that, but that's not me right now. I've started to workout and shit, lost 20kg since 1st of march (WITH ONLY DIET, I JUST RECENTLY STARTED WORKING OUT). Now it's time to add some kg with muscle and ez profit. I've always been a shy person, so the internet has done a great thing to me, you can always express yourself and also it feels like a lot of "irl people" are so sjw. I'm very controversial and I really don't care what I say because at the end of the day these sjw's are retarded. thank u and bye!<3 hope u find a soulmate!
2019-10-19 11:00
#114
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Finland Shall157 
Is 14% fat oercebtage ok? 171 and 60kg.
2019-10-19 11:52
it's not about being fat or skinny or muscular, I think it's about being happy and exercise can do a great deal. You should try to do some weights! Your BMI is fine but I think catching on some muscle wouldn't hurt!:D It's great for self-esteem and confidence!:)
2019-10-19 12:25
#121
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Finland Shall157 
I’m not skinny butvi do lack muscle mass. My BMI is 20 so that’s actually really good.
2019-10-19 12:27
yes!!
2019-10-19 13:46
#147
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Finland Shall157 
But i wanna grow then get muscle mass
2019-10-19 13:50
you can do that aswell, up to you, just that life as a 15 year old isn't that busy! You might have a hard time finding any free time later on in life.
2019-10-19 13:53
Imagine having a girlfriend in 2k19 Hoes > gf
2019-10-19 11:00
#105
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Canada LARRATT 
You should become 165cm tall
2019-10-19 11:07
be rich
2019-10-19 11:12
Use Lovoo 😎👍
2019-10-19 11:47
use bongacams or how is it called
2019-10-19 11:47
Lower your standards.
2019-10-19 11:50
#116
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Finland Shall157 
I want a hot girl
2019-10-19 11:53
Stop acting like a faggot. Act like a man. Shave your head, grow cool mustache. Then get to a bar. Go for the +30 ones. They are better in bed and you don't have to teach them a thing.
2019-10-19 11:52
#117
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Finland Shall157 
I’m not gonna shave my head but i do shave my legs.
2019-10-19 11:53
That explains is. You should get bf instead
2019-10-19 12:13
#122
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Finland Shall157 
Nah i want a gf not bf
2019-10-19 12:34
stop being gay then
2019-10-19 12:35
#125
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Finland Shall157 
I’m not gay wtf. What are you guys talking about?
2019-10-19 12:36
#135
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Poland Muffled 
shaving legs is kinda gay
2019-10-19 12:50
#136
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Finland Shall157 
I think it looks cleaner
2019-10-19 12:53
Girls don't like guys who act like faggots. They wan't manly mens
2019-10-19 13:12
#139
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Finland Shall157 
I don’t act like i’m gay. I wear normal clothes and i’m not interested in guys.
2019-10-19 13:14
#162
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Finland Sev1ce 
shaving legs is kinda gay doe
2019-10-19 14:06
#166
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Finland Shall157 
I think it looks cleaner. I don’t understand what you guys have against it?
2019-10-19 14:35
bc it's gay
2019-10-23 09:42
#244
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Finland Shall157 
It’s not
2019-10-23 14:38
#255
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Germany FanOfSaitama 
no dude its actually kinda gay
2019-10-24 02:48
#256
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Germany FanOfSaitama 
but i hope you are just joking
2019-10-24 02:49
#259
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Finland Shall157 
It’s not gay ffs
2019-10-24 05:56
#280
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Mexico iHexan 
its kinda gay for sure
2019-10-24 16:30
#285
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Finland Shall157 
Why?
2019-10-24 17:45
#294
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Mexico iHexan 
Cuz only gays and women shave legs bro
2019-10-24 18:12
#295
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Finland Shall157 
I only shave my legs during the summer
2019-10-24 18:15
#254
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Australia Lon3wolf12 
HAHAHA
2019-10-24 02:36
#119
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India nAgent 
buy one of the craigslist
2019-10-19 12:14
#151
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Australia SUNSPY 
somehow.. you know I dont think it would be quality or new in box product me says Walmart
2019-10-19 13:54
#153
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Australia SUNSPY 
honestly your post made me LOL harder than have in a long time
2019-10-19 13:55
#183
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India nAgent 
glad to know I made someone laugh. have a good day.
2019-10-19 15:04
#129
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India otgps 
Make a tiny top hat for your dick and lay flat holding an erection naked on melting snow at noon sun.
2019-10-19 12:40
#271
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Germany FanOfSaitama 
flag ckecks out
2019-10-24 16:04
Go to a hair stylist and ask for the ultimate cut and dont forget to grow your beard
2019-10-19 12:47
#137
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Europe letqpena 
Just be interesting (not weird, though) and interested. And take care of your basic hygiene.
2019-10-19 12:58
#143
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Iceland notmelul 
looking at ur authored threads you worry too much about unimportant shit for your age
2019-10-19 13:21
#156
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Germany misterE 
chloroform and bondag
2019-10-19 13:59
going outside and actually talking to them works
2019-10-19 14:00
#163
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Finland ToxicDUD 
you dont
2019-10-19 14:08
This is the best advice I can give. This is no joke. Go and binge watch Patrice O'Neal. Watch and listen to everything he has on YouTube. You will understand women to the point it becomes horrible. As you start to learn what they are truly about, you start to lose all thoughts you've had for them in the past.
2019-10-19 14:47
#175
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Poland Karmela 
How do I get a bf?
2019-10-19 14:51
Kiss your buddy hard on bar and see how they come to you. Remember tongue. If thats not working, find some hot type "i just say hello and they come to my place" man and hang with him. On this thing u need to take beta woman, as your buddy will fuck always 2 from trios.
2019-10-19 14:58
you can't
2019-10-19 18:26
Download rsd foundation and transformation on pirate bay.
2019-10-22 01:51
#193
jOELZ | 
Faroe Islands staxus 
gay sex is the best
2019-10-22 01:58
Be handsome or rich.
2019-10-22 02:01
Or swole
2019-10-24 22:56
why can't you use tinder?
2019-10-22 22:17
#200
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Finland Shall157 
Need to be 18 or above
2019-10-22 22:27
lol
2019-10-22 22:28
#202
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Finland Shall157 
What?
2019-10-22 22:28
kid
2019-10-22 22:28
#204
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Finland Shall157 
Yes, what about it?
2019-10-22 22:30
grow up
2019-10-22 22:30
#206
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Finland Shall157 
Ok thanks for behaving like a responsible adult
2019-10-22 22:33
hang yourself retard
2019-10-22 22:33
#211
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Finland Shall157 
Did your GF dump you or why are u this bitter?
2019-10-22 22:35
im not gay
2019-10-22 22:36
#213
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Finland Shall157 
Me neither
2019-10-22 22:37
yes, he should grow up so he can behave like you! such a role model
2019-10-23 09:59
thanks, you too
2019-10-23 10:10
#227
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Europe black1ch 
Why you bully kids?
2019-10-23 10:51
i hate them
2019-10-23 11:03
date the moon
2019-10-22 22:18
flash2:wave2: buying gf 200 gp
2019-10-22 22:34
#215
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Poland Adisky 
So you are 15 yo 172cm ur dick is 17.5 you have identity issues and u are mentally insecure. I think no chance for gf sry
2019-10-22 22:41
#216
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Finland Shall157 
I’m actually 171 but ye
2019-10-22 22:43
#220
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Serbia TheSerb 
Idk my gf dumped me 3 days ago for no reason
2019-10-23 10:03
Size matters
2019-10-23 10:57
#234
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Serbia TheSerb 
20 cm dick ns try
2019-10-23 13:22
lmao, the necessity to defend your pp size and flex a big number just goes to show, that you have a small pp lmao
2019-10-23 13:25
#238
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Serbia TheSerb 
Na you try to put someone down i just showed you you are not right, she was cumming 3-5 times per 1 sexual intercourse so it wasnt my dick but nt
2019-10-23 14:05
she was cumming hahaha, maybe she was prentendig she was cumming, lmao. Small pp serb got dumped, but he was pleasure machine, makes sense
2019-10-23 14:13
#241
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Serbia TheSerb 
Guess sometimes sex isnt enough, trust me i allways start by myself 1st when smt happens but you dont know my story you are just guessing and trying to hate to fuel your miserable life.. but in the end when that fuel runs out you will go back to your life.
2019-10-23 14:30
ok
2019-10-23 14:33
When I was younger I thought I was gonna have sex by 17. Boy was I wrong. I am 181cm, skinny, little musle, and kinda ugly cuz of my acne. I thought I wanted a girlfriend, until I started going out more with some good mens))) and womens))) friends and having fun. I tried to get a girlfriend, believe me, but it didn't work. I decided to just wait for an opportunity for now, and when I think I'm ready, I'll create myself opportunities. Tldr: go and have fun with friends, womens may or may not come. You'll know when you are ready to start approaching them
2019-10-23 10:08
#226
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France Kimir0iq 
and if I like dogs?
2019-10-23 10:43
Then go to jail
2019-10-23 11:21
#237
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Moldova OptimusBlyad 
Wow, that was a good story.Thank Mr.d1ckson
2019-10-23 13:39
Np men)))
2019-10-23 21:04
Your Dad gave you the best advice when giving you your nickname...
2019-11-12 13:11
Best way is the straight line technique
2019-10-23 11:07
lick pussy
2019-10-23 11:22
Have you a basement?
2019-10-23 14:41
#248
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Qatar PrisMcsgo 
Walk around the streets. Then smash the hottest one
2019-10-23 21:20
try single moms
2019-10-24 00:33
#262
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Finland Shall157 
I could be the child of one so nah
2019-10-24 06:27
+11
2019-10-24 22:06
tinder is just for fucking dude, why would u want to use it for a gf? u trying to date some diseased slut? Try going out and just being urself. Dress decent, smell decent, get a haircut....pretty simple tbh
2019-10-24 06:02
#261
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Finland Shall157 
My mom and stepdad found each ithere there. They have been married fir 2 years now.
2019-10-24 06:27
You're lying but ok
2019-10-24 19:08
#299
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Finland Shall157 
Ye you’re right. They have been married for a 8 months.
2019-10-24 19:49
#264
OCEAN | 
United States KKonian 
have good genetics
2019-10-24 06:31
#269
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Australia t0rrent 
Be smart, funny, attractive, fit and wealthy. It's not hard
2019-10-24 07:44
yes it is wtf
2019-10-24 16:06
#276
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Australia t0rrent 
every one of those things can be trained
2019-10-24 16:17
yes but it's not easy to achieve all those things
2019-10-24 16:33
#283
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Australia t0rrent 
only hard with a weak mindset
2019-10-24 16:41
you don't have to be smart at all it's rather an obstacle, the more you think the worst for you
2019-10-24 22:12
#332
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Australia t0rrent 
true but I only go for 9s or 10s
2019-10-25 04:53
In my experiences private parties are the best place to meet women. The atmosphere is just more relaxed people don't have their guards up as much, especially women who get hit on a lot. Except for college. Lots of opportunities there as well.
2019-10-24 16:07
Why do you need a gf for ? for us gaymers are annoying !!! will only cry because you play games
2019-10-24 16:18
You don't need a gf nowadays, you can be a girl yourself.
2019-10-24 17:49
Dont be gay
2019-10-24 17:51
#301
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Italy KezaijinDZN 
Buy her
2019-10-24 21:49
go outside and socialize u would be shocked how easy it is once u actually start to talk to the opposite gender. see it as video game reach 10k hours and u are pro.
2019-10-24 21:49
Socialize Be brave Have good hygiene Have nice clothes ( not meaning you need to have 3000€ designer clothes) Be nice Have a good attitude Dont get carried away and go too far Wait for the one who is meant for you, there is somebody meant for you.
2019-10-24 22:05
what a bullshit, there is nobody meant for you people chose themself randomly as fuck, and rationalize that choice afterwards
2019-10-24 22:12
-1
2019-10-24 22:11
yeah that would be hard wake up call for you, when you hit 40 y. old and there will be absolutely none magically w8 for you to be the one, you will realize the truth then do you also believe that there is special career or path for you to success meant just for you ?
2019-10-24 22:18
What i meant was there is someone that sharew common intrests with you and thinks youre funny and likes you. Nothing magical or someone would just pop up next to you on a train to kuopio and suddenly love of a lifetime
2019-10-24 22:31
Kuopio mainittu :D
2019-10-24 23:46
I dont suggest that place
2019-10-25 01:27
Get rich , its easy from there
2019-10-24 22:08
-1 she wont really love you. She will love whats inside you
2019-10-24 22:12
One more tip. Dont live in any of these cities: kouvola, turku, grani, kuopio, the monaco of finland aka liiopola, rauma or jyväskylä Instead, live in one of these: Helsinki, Lahti, Oulu, vantaa, espoo, hollola or tampere
2019-10-24 22:11
lohja is easy pussy
2019-10-24 22:11
Forgot to mention that one Oh yeah and nauvvo
2019-10-24 22:13
#342
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Finland Teukkasd 
lohja is so shit place lul
2019-10-25 07:23
yes but easy girls
2019-10-25 09:31
#321
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Finland apex6 
Just talk to them, it's not that hard...
2019-10-24 22:38
#326
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Norway 2014_user 
not
2019-10-24 23:51
ik te feeling. high standards and no compromissions. is hard
2019-10-25 00:08
be rich
2019-10-25 04:55
#334
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Qatar olaolakaka 
Be good looking Go to bar Or Be rich Buy a wife from chinese dealer
2019-10-25 04:55
#341
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Finland Teukkasd 
pick one 15 years old go to bar
2019-10-25 07:23
#344
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Qatar olaolakaka 
minor can go bar in some places i go, they dont check xaxa
2019-10-25 09:23
#343
fnx | 
Brazil Rodszin 
meet an ugly girl and start dating her. im sure the ugliest girl in your country is hot as fuck
2019-10-25 07:24
thats not how it works theres a lot of fat and just overall ugly girls everywhere
2019-10-25 09:27
just bc theyre blonde doesnt men they are atractive i know this blue eyed blonde girl with a face longer than a horse
2019-10-25 09:28
#357
fnx | 
Brazil Rodszin 
Man, i'm just kidding, lol
2019-10-25 10:53
#346
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Switzerland killybeast 
be rich
2019-10-25 09:25
Talk to girls irl, they are just humans(albeit worse once per average). Tinder is for absolute degenerates.
2019-10-25 09:27
Used Tinder for 1 day, got 2 matches. I'm an introvert. The first girl was searching for a relationship, she was 18 years old, ok looking. She didnt talk anything, answered 1-2 words for my guestions and thats it. 2nd one was pretty hot, she havent answered anything yet, waiting for her, if she does'nt respond today i'll uninstall.
2019-10-25 09:34
Heres my advice: Talk to a girl. Problem solved, all the insecure kids talking in HLTV about not getting a girlfriend and haven't EVER even asked one out. You expect them to take your hand and drag you to coffee or smth? be a man, even if she says no you tried, just move on theres 1000 more girls to try.
2019-10-25 09:43
+1 you can't expect anything to happen if you don't try
2019-10-25 10:54
#359
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Iran Tajik! 
Maybe ask some girl out? It's not that hard.
2019-10-25 11:06
work on your self confidence and anxiety, whether its through going to the gym or weed or w/e whatever makes u feel like u deserve someone then go find someone to talk to at a coffee shop or w/e and just talk to a girl. people make it seem easy but from my experience if uve never done it b4 then its best just to take small steps ez pz
2019-10-25 11:58
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