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Russia F1Z1K 
imgur.com/a/Xs7wpBz How to translate the 3rd sentence? And can you please tell more about "praktiske opgaver i hjemmet" and "sundhedshjælperuddannelsen"? Would be very thankful
2019-10-19 01:05
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#1
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Netherlands Sky3rr 
I remember a Dane complaining about Dutch being hard. I can't read any word out of this nonsense lol
2019-10-19 01:06
Wtf u learning Danish?
2019-10-19 01:06
#3
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Russia F1Z1K 
What else do I have to do?
2019-10-19 01:08
No idea men))) So what do you want to know about praktiske opgaver i hjemmet and sundhedshjælperuddannelsen?
2019-10-19 01:09
#9
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Russia F1Z1K 
Why are you asking me if you're Albanian?
2019-10-19 01:09
Im the best danish user there is men))) But i go under another flag, so i dont steal Christian_Soerensen's thunder.
2019-10-19 01:11
#13
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Russia F1Z1K 
You seem to be a troll
2019-10-19 01:12
Jeg er ingen trold men)))
2019-10-19 01:12
#17
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Russia F1Z1K 
Er du ikke dansk?
2019-10-19 01:12
Jo jeg er så men)))
2019-10-19 01:13
#23
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Russia F1Z1K 
Ok, was checking if you were using a translator, because non-danish would say "ja" instead of "jo" I want to know what sundhedshjælperuddannelsen is in Denmark
2019-10-19 01:14
#29
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Denmark Nikolaim88 
Actually in this particular case, "jo" is the correct one. But "men" should be "man"
2019-10-19 01:19
#31
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Russia F1Z1K 
I know, I mean that translators would suggest "ja" and it is how I distinguish the people who speak Danish from the people who use a translator, because they don't know about it
2019-10-19 01:20
#35
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Denmark Nikolaim88 
Oh yeah i just missinterprited what you meant.
2019-10-19 01:21
#38
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Russia F1Z1K 
Det er helt i orden, kammerat
2019-10-19 01:21
#42
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Denmark Nikolaim88 
Én lille ting :p normalt bruger vi ordet ven og ikke kammerat, selvom det betyder det samme.
2019-10-19 01:23
#44
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Russia F1Z1K 
Det ved jeg godt, jeg kan nemlig godt lide ordet "kammerat" fordi det lyder mere hyggeligt for mig. Ellers tak
2019-10-19 01:24
#48
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Denmark Nikolaim88 
Men må sige jeg er virkelig imponeret over dit dansk, når du kun har brugt lidt over et år på det :)
2019-10-19 01:26
#52
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Russia F1Z1K 
Det glæder mig at høre, tak for det :) Jeg håber jeg udvikler mig
2019-10-19 01:28
#62
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Denmark Nikolaim88 
Men for lige at gøre det klart med ven/kammerat, så kan ordet kammerat godt tit tolkes som et negativt ord. Lidt nedladende(condescending)
2019-10-19 01:35
#73
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Denmark iTipe 
Ja bare sig veninde til alle. Det er vanvittigt
2019-10-19 01:41
#76
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Russia F1Z1K 
Hahahahah, you are a genius
2019-10-19 01:43
#77
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Denmark iTipe 
Thank you veninde)))
2019-10-19 01:44
#78
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Russia F1Z1K 
Selv tak, kammeratinde
2019-10-19 01:44
#81
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Denmark iTipe 
LMAO hahaha. Jeg har aldrig hørt nogen sige det før
2019-10-19 01:45
#84
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Russia F1Z1K 
Det er et nyt ord
2019-10-19 01:47
#75
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Russia F1Z1K 
Hvorfor det? Er det ikke lige som "mate"?
2019-10-19 01:42
#101
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Denmark Nikolaim88 
Lidt svært at forklare.
2019-10-19 08:45
I told you im the best danish user men))) but as i said, i dont use danish flag out of respect to Christian_Sorensen So a sundhedshjælper is a profession, where you take care of older/sick ppl. Generally ppl that cant take care of themselves. Uddannelsen means education, so its healthcare helper/worker education.
2019-10-19 01:20
#34
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Russia F1Z1K 
Tak for det min kammerat
2019-10-19 01:21
U welcome comrade. Why u learning danish tho?
2019-10-19 01:23
#46
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Russia F1Z1K 
When entering the university where I study, everyone has to learn 2 languages (English and the second one you've got to choose yourself). The year I was entering the university at my faculty there was a choice among Spanish, German, Italian, French and Danish. And the right choice was pretty obvious for me, since I don't like romance languages and I'd already spoken German a little bit and it wasn't interesting to me since I wanted something exotic, plus I'm a huge fan of Scandinavian countries and I was very happy when I found out that there was a Danish group that year. Now it has been 1 year and 1 months since I started learning Danish and here are some examples of our hjemmeopgaver: 1st picture – the legal Danish (one of the three aspects, since we study law) m.imgur.com/a/unf25Zm 2nd picture – I would call it literary Danish (an old soviet lærebog which was written by Russian linguists, it is pretty nice tbh, even though it is Soviet) imgur.com/a/13TEvn4 3rd picture – spoken Danish, there is a book called "dansk i 49 tekster", (in the picture it is just an application for a text with new words, at those lessons we just learn something new about Denmark, Danish culture, the spoken language etc.) imgur.com/a/oYgF7Zm 4th – the book called "dansk for hele verden", we just listen to the audio application for this book and try to adjust to Danish speech, it is quite tough tbh (for example there was a funny dialogue: —Undskyld. Kan du hjælpe mig? Hvor ligger sprogskolen henne? —Sprogskolen? Det ved jeg ikke. Hvad er adressen? —Et øjeblik. Østergade 18. —Nå! Østergade! —Hvordan kommer jeg derhen? Ved du det? —Ja. Du skal til højre ad andet lyskryds. Og så er Østergade første vej på venstre hånd. —Til højre ad første lyskryds og så er Østergade anden vej på venstre hånd? —Nej-nej. Anden lyskryds og første vej på venstre hånd. —Første lyskryds til venstre og… —Nej-nej-nej-nej. Anden lyskryds til højre og så første vej på venstre hånd. Nå. Nu skal jeg tegne det. —Tak for det.) Sorry if it was TLDR, but it was just in case
2019-10-19 01:25
Damn men))) Some pretty advanced danish u are learning after only one year, not bad. U sure u not some spy or something? I dont want KGB knocking on my door or something. Put if the do, plz put in a good word for me..
2019-10-19 01:30
#98
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Denmark Notallama 
That Soviet book is actually quite interesting
2019-10-19 02:25
#100
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Russia F1Z1K 
I can send you a PDF of it if you want
2019-10-19 02:36
GucciLele is the best danish user tho
2019-10-19 01:20
Rumors is that he is from Brunei tho
2019-10-19 01:22
Ah yes I almost forgot
2019-10-19 01:24
Put a potato in your mouth and say the sentences. You should be able to recognize them quite easily.
2019-10-19 01:08
#5
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Russia F1Z1K 
Ty for trolling, but I need real help
2019-10-19 01:09
#7
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Norway MathiasSka 
Put a potato in your mouth and say the sentences. You should be able to recognize them quite easily.
2019-10-19 01:09
I'm sorry but I can't help you
2019-10-19 01:09
#8
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Denmark Nikolaim88 
sundhedshjælperuddannelsen = healthcare helper education praktiske opgaver i hjemmet = practical assignments in the home 3rd sentence= the homecare education was renamed to social- and helthcare helper. Something along those lines
2019-10-19 01:12
#11
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Russia F1Z1K 
Tusind tak
2019-10-19 01:10
#15
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Denmark Nikolaim88 
Det var så lidt :)
2019-10-19 01:12
When u finish education pls translate cuka blyat directly to danish for me <3
2019-10-19 01:15
#28
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Russia F1Z1K 
De skal ikke integreres de skal hjem
2019-10-19 01:18
#36
Get_Rice | 
Denmark KFB4 
+1
2019-10-19 01:21
hahahaha i like u man get ur ass to danemark
2019-10-19 01:34
#65
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Russia F1Z1K 
Skal jeg til Sjælland eller Jylland?
2019-10-19 01:35
Ville vælge Aalborg eller Aarhus hvis jeg var dig. :D
2019-10-19 01:37
#70
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Russia F1Z1K 
Hvorfor det?
2019-10-19 01:39
Bare billigere og gode muligheder for ungdomslivet.
2019-10-19 02:03
#95
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Russia F1Z1K 
Ok, jeg kommer, hvis du inviterer mig Og jeg lover også at ikke at voldtage dig
2019-10-19 02:10
hahaha det er helt i orden min ven :D
2019-10-19 02:13
#102
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Ukraine NAVl 
All reported, you are supposed to write in English on hltv.
2019-10-19 08:55
#103
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Russia F1Z1K 
Ya tebe krov' seychas slomayu
2019-10-19 09:08
#104
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Ukraine NAVl 
Reported
2019-10-19 10:58
#30
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Russia F1Z1K 
Hvordan kommer jeg til Østergade?
2019-10-19 01:18
That's some pretty high-level danish, have you been learning Danish for a long time?
2019-10-19 01:12
#18
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Russia F1Z1K 
1 year and 1 month
2019-10-19 01:13
damn, the language sucks right?
2019-10-19 01:14
#25
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Russia F1Z1K 
No, I do like it, why would it suck? Sounds pretty beautiful to me
2019-10-19 01:15
+1 keep up the work sir a person like you would be appreciated here instead of what people we currently are getting from shit places
2019-10-19 01:21
#40
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Russia F1Z1K 
Thank you If I go to Denmark, won't people say "du skal ikke integreres, du skal hjem. Vi har ingen tomme senge, vi har ikke flere penge, du skal ikke integreres, du skal hjem"?
2019-10-19 01:22
#45
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Denmark Nikolaim88 
As Long as you stick to the danish "values", you would be more than welcome here.
2019-10-19 01:24
rofl no absolutely not, there's a big misconception that for some reason people think people like poles etc who come here to do legit work are hated on like other immigrants but in reality people only hate the ones from the poor muslim countries who come to collect social security checks and not even bother learn the language if u think someone like Rasmus Paludan hates u, then u are wrong brother
2019-10-19 01:25
#49
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Russia F1Z1K 
Ok, thank you, glad to hear that And thanks God I stopped being a muslim 5 years ago, I feel that was a right decision
2019-10-19 01:26
damn im happy that you saw clear be welcome brother
2019-10-19 01:28
#22
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Denmark Nikolaim88 
It's what you would usually call "fagsprog" or technical termonoligy.
2019-10-19 01:14
#26
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Denmark Nikolaim88 
Most of it atleast
2019-10-19 01:16
#20
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Russia F1Z1K 
But still haven't been to Denmark omegalul
2019-10-19 01:13
#27
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Russia F1Z1K 
Moreover, we've almost read den danske grundlov and began to read the Greenland's and Faroe's documents about their independence and legal status
2019-10-19 01:17
Keep going and you'll know them better than most Danes. We are so fortunate that things work very well, so there isn't much need for us to know the basic things by heart.
2019-10-19 01:30
#63
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Russia F1Z1K 
We have tons of homework on legal Danish, even though we only have 1 hour of it per week (5 hours of Danish in general and 1 of those 5 hours is legal Danish)
2019-10-19 01:34
#50
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Denmark VP_EZ_WIN 
Write to me private here when ever you need help! would be glad to help you out! gj btw
2019-10-19 01:27
#53
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Russia F1Z1K 
Thank you, I will :) Men hvorfor kan du ikke lide Jame? :(
2019-10-19 01:29
#57
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Denmark VP_EZ_WIN 
Haha, jeg er faktisk begyndt at kunne lide dem alle, men har ikke magtet ændre mit navn :P
2019-10-19 01:30
#61
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Russia F1Z1K 
Nå, ok
2019-10-19 01:31
3. Han vil opsige arbejdet på grund af helbredsmæssige årsager. 3. He wants to quit his job because of health related reasons.
2019-10-19 01:29
#59
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Russia F1Z1K 
Thank you! I mistyped btw, wanted to have the second one translates, men ellers tak! Got helped out already
2019-10-19 01:31
Good luck, Danish grammar is a pain even for Danes themselves :)
2019-10-19 01:36
#69
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Russia F1Z1K 
The grammar isn't that hard actually if you speak English or other Germanic languages. The most difficult thing is Danish speech. In the beginning I would barely understand what they say, I understood Norwegian even better, though I'd never learned it, but now I'm getting used to it
2019-10-19 01:38
That is true, indeed. Our pronunciations are often far from the actual word – a great example of this could be how some pronounce the word "selvfølgelig" as "seføli". Honestly, there are far too many examples, but at last I understand the struggle of learning the language and indeed understanding the spoken language.
2019-10-19 01:45
I am Danish only in my heart. Therefore I cannot translate
2019-10-19 01:31
How are you and Church girl men))) ?
2019-10-19 01:37
She hasn't been to church in 3-4 weeks. W T F M E N S
2019-10-19 01:39
Ohh that sucks men((( You dont have her number or something?
2019-10-19 01:40
Nah (((
2019-10-19 01:42
Im so sorry to hear that men((( If it helps, i have been going through a tough time myself (((
2019-10-19 01:45
Thanks mens, best of luck to you
2019-10-19 01:46
#85
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Denmark 23_Savage__ 
Pineapple has the advantage of being among the sweet fruits that could be switched with vegetables. Praktiske opgaver i hjemmet kan være at støvsuge eller vaske op. Basically clean up or vacuum helping in the home sundhedshjælperuddannelsen også kaldet SOSU er en uddannelse hvor du yder praktisk hjælp til ældre mennesker. sundhedshjælperuddannelsen better known as SOSU is an education that mainly targets helping elders.
2019-10-19 01:54
#87
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Russia F1Z1K 
Tak for det, min kammerat
2019-10-19 01:54
Wow that is some pretty Hard danish for you :) Praktiske opgaver i hjemmet. That means Like empty the dishwasher. Clean dust etc Sunshedshjæloeruddanelsen. Det er også kaldet sosu (social og sundsheds assistent) Du skriver rigtigt flot dansk af en som kun har haft sproget i 1 år. Bliv ved med det gode arbejde makker :)
2019-10-19 01:55
#89
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Russia F1Z1K 
Aww, thank you, comrade, det glæder mig at høre :) Trying my best at Danish, I hope it'll improve one day :D
2019-10-19 02:00
Noget der hjælper er at se noget Netflix på dansk og så måske i starten have russisk undertekster og så senere uden undertekster hvis det er din udtale og forståelse der er lidt bøvl med :)
2019-10-19 02:04
En god dansk serie på Netflix er The Rain Den kan anbefales.
2019-10-19 02:05
#94
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Russia F1Z1K 
Ok, jeg prøver at se den Tak for det :)
2019-10-19 02:09
#93
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Russia F1Z1K 
Kan ikke så godt lide Netflix ærligt talt (har aldrig brugt det, så ved jeg faktisk ikke om det er godt eller ej), jeg ville hellere se DR3 på YouTube, der er flere korte videoer med danske undertekster, så kan jeg lære mange nye ord at kende. Jeg kan også godt lide eOddSet, der kommer flere professionelle danske CS spillere og blive interviewet
2019-10-19 02:08
Yeah i understand that. But maybe If you has that 1 free month you should really try it out. Hvis du vil se lidt dansk humor er DR p3 en god YouTube kanal. Måske også noget dansk musik ville kunne hjælpe? Tænker noget dansk musik hvor de ikke taler lige så hurtigt og så ellers finde de russisk lyrics for sangen? Du kunne også sætte dine spil på dansk det vil helt sikkert også hjælpe lidt. Vil smutte i seng nu. Held og lykke med dit dansk 😁
2019-10-19 02:16
#99
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Russia F1Z1K 
Hmm, dr p3 er en rigtig god kanal, tak for det Ja, det ville være dejligt at høre noget dansk musik. Har ikke brug for de russiske lyrics fordi jeg godt kan se de danske og oversætte dem og hvis jeg ikke kende et eller andet ord, så kan jeg søge efter det på nettet (ordnet.dk). Godnat og sov godt, tusind tak for hjælpen
2019-10-19 02:32
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