She prob dont want your 5 foot 5 tall ass
lol ofc you should, mexicans look way more testosterone hairy males than blonde hairless danes
Think carefully. If you just want sex go give it a try. If you want relationship remember she's an exchange student and probably goes back to Denmark in a year. I highly doubt you will go join her or she wants to stay in Mexico. That breakup can hurt a little.
do not buy an astralis jersey, haha - it's so weird to have, especially for a girl in dk.
Just say to her "rødgrød med fløde" and she'll instantly become yours
ask if she knows all the smokes on mirage
Smash her to show dominance
Go for it, nothing to lose and everything to gain. B)
haha you hate europeans so why even try xD
Say "Hola bueno wanna try my spermo?" and youre in
just put sombrero with nothing else, she won't be able to resist u
Buy God Hunden jersey. You will get laid for sure
Dude u HAVE to buy an Astralis shirt.
Shouldnt you talk about everything with her? but no with us ?
tell that you have goat device in ur pants and she is yours
Im from denmark. I'd say you have zero to no chance. Might aswell not go for it or make yourself look like a fool. good luck tho
Most danish girls dont even know about astralis, just buy an F.C København shirt instead and she'll surely get wet
Dude get some roofies and some chloroform. Girls love that shit.
Danish girls are bored from blonde guys, try your luck
(Try to) say "rødgrød med fløde". That will impress her.
Don't worry about height and also don't bother with an Astralis tee just for her. Instead say hello, talk to her and get to know her - then who knows what she thinks.
U gotta just get in and get out man.. just like in a tunnel
Tell her, that she has two choices, either she sexes you or she will be sold as sexslave to Sinaloa Cartel
you know, on local forum of mine, we say "show photo or ban" on such threads
why would we believe your shit, what if shes 2/10 and we bother to help you
Buy either Astralis jersey, Tottenham jersey with Eriksen's name, or their Badminton jersey
You miss 100% of shots you don't take
As a fellow dane. We danish people don't really care about material stuff, like jerseys etc. I have never met a danish girl, that wanted to date a guy smaller than her. The average height in Denmark is quite high, and so tall girls can easily find a tall guy in Denmark. Most danish people are easy to talk to, go ahead and just talk to her, and maybe you can get somewhere with that
Be funny and interesting, and then you’re halfway there
stfu mexican go make tacos
Give it your best shot - danish girls have very high standards though - especially the hot ones
But ask her if you can snort coke from her ass and then eat her out afterwards, always works for me
why would a danish girl come to mexico?
Ask her why her language so ugly