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Danish girl at my school, what do?
MarKE | 
Mexico MarKeGOAT 
So here is a danish exchange student and she is tall and hot asf should i shot my shoot? I doubt she will want this mexican sausage but ill try. Should i buy a astralis jersey, maybe she knows them
2019-10-19 01:14
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#1
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Finland Shall157 
How tall?
2019-10-19 01:15
#4
MarKE | 
Mexico MarKeGOAT 
Compared to my 5 foot 5 tall ass #2 SHE IS TALL I think she is the tallest girl in my class
2019-10-19 01:18
#5
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Finland Shall157 
I’m 5’7.5”. Do you think she is a lot taller than that?
2019-10-19 01:23
#8
MarKE | 
Mexico MarKeGOAT 
I think im around 5´7 too, and she is like 1 head taller than me
2019-10-19 01:27
#9
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Finland Shall157 
U are 5’5
2019-10-19 01:28
I was kiding with that im 175cm like 5'6-5'7
2019-10-19 01:30
#16
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Finland Shall157 
175 is 5’9. If she is a head taller than you si aroukd 20cm so she is 185 or 6’5. Are you sure that she is really that tall?
2019-10-19 01:42
#20
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Denmark 23_Savage__ 
185 is not 6'5, 6,5 is 195 :P
2019-10-19 01:45
#33
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Finland Shall157 
I know it was a typo i presssed on the wrong number
2019-10-19 08:54
Bang her Nordic girls use to be ez to pick up.
2019-10-20 14:12
#135
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Finland Shall157 
Who?
2019-10-20 14:46
#21
Lemmy | 
Poland MetalMan 
lmao 6'5
2019-10-19 01:46
#26
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Germany Schwimmer 
you guys are having lots of problems with measurements, just use cm instead of inches lmao
2019-10-19 01:54
#34
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Finland Shall157 
Feet and inches
2019-10-19 08:54
yea and you are using metrics and centrimetrics whatever
2019-10-20 14:15
#136
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Finland Shall157 
Just use cm. It’s much easier.
2019-10-20 14:47
#150
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United States Scvboy1 
cm IS FOR BABIES
2019-10-20 15:44
#151
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Finland Shall157 
Ok meters then
2019-10-20 15:47
Nice one
2019-10-20 18:48
+1
2019-10-19 09:26
#47
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Israel Trust_me_bro 
+1
2019-10-19 09:37
+1
2019-10-19 09:44
#60
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Netherlands HetIsPatat 
+1
2019-10-19 09:58
#64
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Brazil Pr_Medici 
Right? Those 2 retards are not even Americans. Why the fuck are they using this retarded imperial system? I'm actually mad right now
2019-10-19 10:03
+1
2019-10-19 12:42
#87
suNny | 
Finland jakem0n 
+1
2019-10-19 13:29
#96
ropz | 
Europe meramoer1 
Other places use it for only height
2019-10-19 13:55
#153
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Finland Shall157 
We only use ft and inches for height purposes.
2019-10-20 16:07
Yeah same here
2019-10-20 22:50
#105
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Bulgaria Ju7y 
+1
2019-10-19 14:33
I was bron in USA, and ive lived here majority of my life.
2019-10-19 16:57
+1 ze🎣likk
2019-10-19 12:38
#74
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Brazil Collee 
+1
2019-10-19 12:41
+1 lmao
2019-10-19 13:48
#104
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Bulgaria Ju7y 
+1
2019-10-19 14:33
#110
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Singapore Asturobot 
They wanna sound cool so people cars mens Kappa
2019-10-19 15:14
I don't like when there people in Hltv start to use this imperial system 'cause I need to do conversions every time to imagine the size of things
2019-10-20 15:34
No danish girl wanna date a dwarf men)))
2019-10-19 01:24
Wtf midget
2019-10-19 01:42
#32
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Germany Schwimmer 
Men((((
2019-10-19 02:20
#22
Lemmy | 
Poland MetalMan 
who wants a midget lmao
2019-10-19 01:46
if ur 5'5 no chance lmao not even worth trying
2019-10-19 09:26
#89
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Denmark JEBO 
Sry to say, danish girls usually want taller guys xD
2019-10-19 13:35
for longer dick?
2019-10-19 13:59
#115
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Denmark JEBO 
Probably xD
2019-10-19 16:02
#154
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Finland Shall157 
Is 171 better? It’s almost 3 i ches taller than the Italian guy.
2019-10-20 16:08
#155
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Denmark JEBO 
FeelsBadMan
2019-10-20 18:04
#163
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Finland Shall157 
Wdym?
2019-10-20 18:46
She prob dont want your 5 foot 5 tall ass
2019-10-19 01:15
#145
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Portugal Zedonp 
But what a about a 5 foot 5 tall person?
2019-10-20 15:28
0/8
2019-10-20 15:42
lol ofc you should, mexicans look way more testosterone hairy males than blonde hairless danes
2019-10-19 01:16
#7
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Finland Autisthicc 
sorry but who the fuck likes body hair
2019-10-19 01:26
#10
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Sweden hyllie 
+1
2019-10-19 01:28
some/most of the girls considers it attractive, im talking about beards and chest hair tho
2019-10-19 01:41
i have so much chest hair, is it sexy for girls ? wtf mens)))
2019-10-20 18:06
yes men, but usually asian people have less hair
2019-10-20 18:36
#49
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Reunion AlexTenebrae 
he lives in russia,mens))))) grill need fur to sex mens there))))
2019-10-19 09:42
Xaxaxa +1
2019-10-19 12:39
Women and girls. What girl wants another feminine creature around her...
2019-10-19 10:00
It's Asia, man, we're not Asians.
2019-10-19 14:29
K pop has millions of teenage fans in the western world. It’s like when Justin Bieber started getting famous - teen girls for some reason like ‘feminine creatures’
2019-10-19 15:09
Some of them, not the majority luckily.
2019-10-19 15:58
Justin Bieber
2019-10-20 14:50
Xo xa xe.
2019-10-20 15:06
huh
2019-10-20 15:24
I do, a lot.
2019-10-19 13:20
+1
2019-10-19 16:51
He is under 180 lol. She dont wanna date some fucking little girl.
2019-10-19 01:31
And u gonna reply every comment on this thread u butthurt cunt?
2019-10-19 12:42
russians are also blonde
2019-10-19 01:43
did i say something about russians?
2019-10-19 01:43
you said they were hairless danes
2019-10-19 09:26
#59
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United Kingdom riiN^ 
And thats a fact tbh besides those stronk viking mens)
2019-10-19 09:56
#13
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Spain Male_Model 
Think carefully. If you just want sex go give it a try. If you want relationship remember she's an exchange student and probably goes back to Denmark in a year. I highly doubt you will go join her or she wants to stay in Mexico. That breakup can hurt a little.
2019-10-19 01:41
#23
Lemmy | 
Poland MetalMan 
Wow. Expert.
2019-10-19 01:47
#83
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Spain Male_Model 
My friend had similiar thing with a Spanish girl 👍🏿 They probably still messaged each other after she got back home but It turned into long distance and didn't work out 👩🏿
2019-10-19 13:15
Long distance never works.
2019-10-19 20:08
impregnate her so she can't leave EZ
2019-10-19 10:05
#67
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Spain Male_Model 
That can be a option aswell +1 🦶🏼
2019-10-19 10:33
Acting like someone has feelings in 2k19
2019-10-19 12:39
do not buy an astralis jersey, haha - it's so weird to have, especially for a girl in dk.
2019-10-19 01:43
#24
Lemmy | 
Poland MetalMan 
haHAAAA
2019-10-19 01:47
Sounds like you tried
2019-10-19 10:02
maybe ;)
2019-10-19 10:05
Why it's weird? U are not proud of Astralis? Also why so sexist girls can watch cs too
2019-10-19 12:44
#25
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Russia F1Z1K 
Just say to her "rødgrød med fløde" and she'll instantly become yours
2019-10-19 01:52
#50
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Reunion AlexTenebrae 
wtf , red porridge with cream?
2019-10-19 09:43
#106
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United Kingdom boydicus14 
Yes, it's a phrase which is super hard for non-danes to say
2019-10-19 14:38
#113
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Reunion AlexTenebrae 
omg, I've just listened how it's being pronounced through Google, so cringe lmao yogyomoeflo
2019-10-19 15:50
#120
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United Kingdom boydicus14 
Lmao, now try døde røde rødøjede rådne røgede ørreder med fløde
2019-10-20 00:57
#121
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Reunion AlexTenebrae 
Ahahahhaahahahahahhahahahahahha like some drunken guy trying to talk. Wtf is this language
2019-10-20 09:57
#122
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United Kingdom boydicus14 
yeah don't ask me
2019-10-20 14:07
not drunk just potato
2019-10-20 18:40
#28
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Denmark CTRL7 
Show pics of her
2019-10-19 01:56
#93
Denmark _GG_ 
Yes, that would allow us to track him down and see where he lives. Then cockblock him and take back what is rightfully ours.
2019-10-19 13:49
#102
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Denmark CTRL7 
exactly XDDD
2019-10-19 14:24
#146
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Portugal Zedonp 
next lvl
2019-10-20 15:30
#30
dupreeh | 
Denmark Pjer 
Tell me name men
2019-10-19 01:57
#31
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Brazil trevz 
ask if she knows all the smokes on mirage
2019-10-19 02:00
What city do u live in?
2019-10-19 08:56
En el DF
2019-10-19 10:01
The GOAT United States Of America
2019-10-19 16:48
Smash her to show dominance
2019-10-19 09:03
#53
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Finland Shall157 
But not without consent
2019-10-19 09:45
#158
Billy | 
United States Russso 
with*
2019-10-20 18:22
Go for it, nothing to lose and everything to gain. B)
2019-10-19 09:06
haha you hate europeans so why even try xD
2019-10-19 09:07
Say "Hola bueno wanna try my spermo?" and youre in
2019-10-19 09:11
Yes, good luck mens.
2019-10-19 09:19
#42
plastE | 
Serbia Wule123 
just put sombrero with nothing else, she won't be able to resist u
2019-10-19 09:24
#43
Petra | 
Netherlands taorus 
Buy God Hunden jersey. You will get laid for sure
2019-10-19 09:25
Dude u HAVE to buy an Astralis shirt.
2019-10-19 09:38
#142
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Denmark MinorThread 
Ooof
2019-10-20 15:12
#56
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Slovakia ypsylonnn 
Call her Martin
2019-10-19 09:47
#57
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Lithuania Afgan` 
Shouldnt you talk about everything with her? but no with us ?
2019-10-19 09:52
#58
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Poland kkkkkkkkkkkkk 
tell that you have goat device in ur pants and she is yours
2019-10-19 09:53
Im from denmark. I'd say you have zero to no chance. Might aswell not go for it or make yourself look like a fool. good luck tho
2019-10-19 12:40
#79
NiKo | 
Israel soez4niko 
Flag axaxaxaxaxaxa nt immigrant
2019-10-19 12:45
well. Allahu snackbnar
2019-10-19 12:46
Most danish girls dont even know about astralis, just buy an F.C København shirt instead and she'll surely get wet
2019-10-19 12:44
#82
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Brazil Pr_Medici 
No she wont. Girls don't care about football, especially about some irrelevant team
2019-10-19 13:09
nt 3rd worlder, 7-1 lmfao
2019-10-20 14:16
#132
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Brazil Pr_Medici 
Denmark who?
2019-10-20 14:27
Bra71l who?
2019-10-20 14:31
Dude get some roofies and some chloroform. Girls love that shit.
2019-10-19 13:23
#86
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Greece atlapse 
wtf
2019-10-19 13:28
wtf
2019-10-19 15:11
Name checks out
2019-10-20 14:25
#90
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Denmark KenzoFromEu 
Danish girls are bored from blonde guys, try your luck
2019-10-19 13:44
#91
Denmark _GG_ 
(Try to) say "rødgrød med fløde". That will impress her.
2019-10-19 13:47
Don't worry about height and also don't bother with an Astralis tee just for her. Instead say hello, talk to her and get to know her - then who knows what she thinks.
2019-10-19 13:49
Best advice on the thread +
2019-10-20 14:24
Nothing 😎
2019-10-19 14:07
Send me her SoMe
2019-10-19 14:11
#112
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Singapore Asturobot 
U gotta just get in and get out man.. just like in a tunnel
2019-10-19 15:16
#126
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Germany Xantennn 
Tell her, that she has two choices, either she sexes you or she will be sold as sexslave to Sinaloa Cartel
2019-10-20 14:17
#127
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Russia RogueDecay 
you know, on local forum of mine, we say "show photo or ban" on such threads why would we believe your shit, what if shes 2/10 and we bother to help you
2019-10-20 14:18
same dude what is your local forum's name
2019-10-20 14:37
#128
dupreeh | 
Indonesia Ugha 
Buy either Astralis jersey, Tottenham jersey with Eriksen's name, or their Badminton jersey
2019-10-20 14:23
You miss 100% of shots you don't take
2019-10-20 14:24
#137
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Germany IIGNITE 
WeirdChamp
2019-10-20 14:48
As a fellow dane. We danish people don't really care about material stuff, like jerseys etc. I have never met a danish girl, that wanted to date a guy smaller than her. The average height in Denmark is quite high, and so tall girls can easily find a tall guy in Denmark. Most danish people are easy to talk to, go ahead and just talk to her, and maybe you can get somewhere with that
2019-10-20 14:51
#140
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Denmark MinorThread 
Be funny and interesting, and then you’re halfway there
2019-10-20 14:52
stfu mexican go make tacos
2019-10-20 15:28
#148
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Denmark c0re_ 
Give it your best shot - danish girls have very high standards though - especially the hot ones But ask her if you can snort coke from her ass and then eat her out afterwards, always works for me
2019-10-20 15:38
why would a danish girl come to mexico?
2019-10-20 15:49
#160
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Kazakhstan tomik0 
Ask her why her language so ugly
2019-10-20 18:37
Just be like this Guy in the vídeo youtu.be/7NzJ_aFG5pc
2019-10-20 18:43
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