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[+18] Do people actually do this?
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Ukraine s1v9mple 
Do people actually just randomly whip out their dick, grab the nearest ruler, measure it and post the results online? How desperate are people nowadays to boost their egos?
2019-10-19 13:27
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Almost 8 inches by the way. And thicker than the arms!
2019-10-19 13:28
#6
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Ukraine NAVl 
Oof unlucky. Mine's thicker than the neck
2019-10-19 13:29
mine thinker than nicki minaj butt
2019-10-19 13:31
Lmao
2019-10-20 15:40
That's just uncomfortable...
2019-10-19 16:13
for ur ass?
2019-10-19 16:15
Just think about it practically, how could you even wear pants with a giant neck between your legs
2019-10-19 16:20
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LaimB | 
Lithuania Martis 
It looks like 3rd leg, special pants google.com/search?q=pants+with+3+legs&sx..
2019-10-20 14:06
Hahahah
2019-10-22 12:03
Have you considered hitting the gym?
2019-10-19 15:05
It won't give me muscles on my forearms miracleously. I just have to eat more I guess.
2019-10-19 15:57
#54
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Finland Amenok 
Not miraculously but forearms can definitely get bigger (and yes, there are muscles)
2019-10-19 17:43
How to get them bigger! They won't listen!
2019-10-19 17:53
#57
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Finland Amenok 
Try working out, it might just do the trick
2019-10-19 17:53
No avail, anything but this.
2019-10-19 17:54
Have you considered using proper units of measurement?
2019-10-20 22:07
Ours is the most advanced and newest in general.
2019-10-22 02:27
complicated != advanced
2019-10-22 11:51
It's not complicated but sure is more good looking!
2019-10-22 11:52
Visually advanced?
2019-10-22 12:01
That too! More handy also.
2019-10-22 12:02
I wouldn't say it's more handy, but it is more footy.
2019-10-22 12:03
So you'd rather have four feet than two and two?
2019-10-22 12:04
I'd rather have 3 heads, 6 feet and 10⅜ hands.
2019-10-22 12:08
The joke was alright, I appreciate it. Don't think I walked over it.
2019-10-22 12:18
It wasn't, it was e terrible yoke.
2019-10-22 13:56
You tried, so you may have it.
2019-10-22 13:56
#2
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Ukraine NAVl 
Whoa, you got that small dick energy
2019-10-19 13:28
#7
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Ukraine s1v9mple 
Navi sucks and is a shame to Ukraine
2019-10-19 13:29
#9
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Ukraine NAVl 
Cry more small pp
2019-10-19 13:29
#104
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Czech Republic realProkda 
Navi is Russian now LUL
2019-10-22 13:57
#3
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Europe AlL1n 
13 cm
2019-10-19 13:28
#4
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Estonia MC_Ride 
wtf you dont do that? whats wrong with you
2019-10-19 13:29
#5
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Germany MackyGee 
+1
2019-10-19 13:29
#8
Sweden hoey 
15 cm #smalldickgang
2019-10-19 13:29
#13
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Uruguay AstalBatista 
That means 13cm
2019-10-19 13:30
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Sweden hoey 
ok sry my dick is 17 cm 😎
2019-10-19 13:31
#66
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Sweden DEFENSE! 
15 cm is still 2,5 cm above world average ;D Mine is like 13 but no one have complained ;D
2019-10-20 14:03
#73
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Denmark UX_Designer 
That’s because your hand can’t talk
2019-10-20 14:11
#74
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Sweden DEFENSE! 
Speaking from experience, I guess? ;)
2019-10-20 14:12
#75
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Denmark UX_Designer 
Yes with my experience I know that hands can’t talk
2019-10-20 14:13
#76
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Sweden DEFENSE! 
I'm sorry to hear it but your time will come too, when you least expect it :)
2019-10-20 14:14
#78
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Denmark UX_Designer 
That sounds like rape No thanks
2019-10-20 14:14
#81
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Sweden DEFENSE! 
Lmfao that made my day
2019-10-20 14:16
#83
Sweden hoey 
skinny dick tho so length doesn’t matter
2019-10-20 15:38
worlds average size isnt accurate, cuz asians got small dicks so they lower actual average size from the rest of the world 😎
2019-10-22 02:33
#10
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Uruguay AstalBatista 
No They add 2cm at least
2019-10-19 13:30
#11
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Denmark potatomato 
nt micropenis
2019-10-19 13:30
#12
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Germany Schwimmer 
yes I just did it and it shows 3 whole centimeters 😎
2019-10-19 13:30
Savage😎🙂
2019-10-19 13:33
#39
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Germany Schwimmer 
lmao
2019-10-19 15:49
#16
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Sweden mustiGOD 
i have never measured my love sausage, but i can tell its aprox. 24cm
2019-10-19 13:32
#18
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Greece atlapse 
must be german
2019-10-19 13:33
#20
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Sweden mustiGOD 
im 0.4% african, my length must come from there also 0.09% yerman
2019-10-19 13:34
#23
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Ukraine s1v9mple 
Is that enough to legally be allowed to say the N word?
2019-10-19 13:39
#26
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Sweden mustiGOD 
yes it is, i have n word pass from lil wayne and obama
2019-10-19 13:40
It seems like everyone in this thread has an erection while browsing hltv lmao
2019-10-19 13:34
#21
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Sweden mustiGOD 
my love sausage 24cm non erect
2019-10-19 13:35
what you dont?
2019-10-19 17:43
I am in this thread aswell
2019-10-19 17:45
cuz otherwise it'd be a disgrace to the holy community of hltv
2019-10-20 15:49
ikr lmao I don't even know the size of my dick. Every time I see people online posting about their dick size I wondered "do they actually measure it with a ruler"? like wtf
2019-10-19 13:36
I think people who measure it means its either they have a small dick or a big one.
2019-10-19 13:40
I measure it and I have an average one
2019-10-19 16:02
why though? I have an average one and I havent measured it because no girl ever told me that something is wrong with it lul
2019-10-19 17:40
how do you know its average if youve never measured it?
2019-10-19 18:48
just think its average doesnt look small or big xD
2019-10-19 19:39
that's not accurate at all
2019-10-20 14:01
accurate when you watch porn
2019-10-20 15:48
It times of social media almost everyone is insecure. Especially the young generations 12-20. They compare themselves to each other all day. It's one of the big downsides of social media. It fucks up many people in that regard. You see it on HLTV almost every day. "rate me", "should I do this" etc.
2019-10-19 13:40
#27
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Poland FitPolak 
Why would I take ruler if I’ve iPhone??? 🤔🤔🤔
2019-10-19 13:40
hey your that guy the other guy made a thread about are you famous?
2019-10-19 13:45
#29
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Ukraine s1v9mple 
Oh, you mean Arboga? He's just salty
2019-10-19 13:48
#30
gla1ve | 
Australia oce 
Arboga? who?
2019-10-19 14:52
#31
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Germany MackyGee 
Cute user
2019-10-19 14:53
#59
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Korea ARBOGA 
wow thx
2019-10-19 18:42
I'm not ARBOGA lmao.
2019-10-19 15:04
#32
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Other delmaszm 
unless you got a tiny or a huge dick, it'll change nothing. plus the girl won't see it untill it's time to fuck, then your chance of fucking are already like 99% you bunch of insecure kids
2019-10-19 14:56
#35
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China SwooksarV2 
13 cm micro pp here. 😎😎
2019-10-19 15:18
#36
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Slovenia wanek_sti 
Measured it twice in my life, once in elementary school and once in high school just to get an idea how big it was compared to the average pp.
2019-10-19 15:19
Above national average and never looked back. It has a bend to the right though, which I tried to correct for years by switching to a left-handed masturbatory technique, but alas, it does nothing, much like time does not bend (back), neither does my dick.
2019-10-19 15:21
#72
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Sweden DEFENSE! 
Has it ever been an issue in your sexual relations? Like has anyone ever even noticed it aside from yourself?
2019-10-20 14:07
Nope, except in anal sex it kind of 'plops' in suddenly which hurts the partner, but not much. So gotta go in carefully to avoid this.
2019-10-20 14:15
#80
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Sweden DEFENSE! 
Damn! Sorry to hear it dude but you seem to have figured it out anyway
2019-10-20 14:15
14cm :(
2019-10-19 15:57
#67
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Sweden DEFENSE! 
Thats 1,5 cm above world average. Its a perfect size.
2019-10-20 14:04
yes i do, except i dont post it online
2019-10-19 15:58
small pp beta LUL xaxaxa
2019-10-19 16:00
men i have 16-18cm i think is no small
2019-10-19 18:51
Mine's only 15 cm. It's ok, some girls like that kind of diameter.
2019-10-19 16:03
#68
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Sweden DEFENSE! 
15 cm is roughly 1,5 cm above world average. Its a perfect size dude.
2019-10-20 14:05
I don't think you got the joke
2019-10-20 14:32
#89
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Sweden DEFENSE! 
Lmao I didnt read enough sorry
2019-10-20 21:48
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France KepleR82b 
lenght < diameter for your woman
2019-10-19 16:06
What, so you just imagine how long it is instead of measuring it?
2019-10-19 16:07
You are just salty that your Deagle is more of p250, thats why you so salty about real mens))) sharing sizes of their Deagles
2019-10-19 16:09
Excellent question. I don't know how long my dick is because I've never measured it. I think I might have when I was 15 or something, but who the hell measures their cock.... Well, apparently a lot of people. Crazy bunch.
2019-10-19 18:44
#63
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France J0riS 
Diameter is probably more important than lenght
2019-10-19 18:53
#71
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Sweden DEFENSE! 
It is. In much conventional sex you dont put your entire dick in anyway. As long as your dick is not much below average the diameter is more important.
2019-10-20 14:06
At least those have at least one thing to boost it by.
2019-10-20 14:05
#79
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Germany Xantennn 
18 cm mens))) ez :-)
2019-10-20 14:15
#85
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Portugal Zedonp 
I had to use a mesuring tape but yeah we do that
2019-10-20 15:40
#88
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United Kingdom Cujoishere 
yes
2019-10-20 15:54
#105
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Czech Republic realProkda 
My gf always complains that it's too thick, so I guess it's above average in girth.
2019-10-22 14:03
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