he took too many viagra pills last night
hm idk maybe stop watching porn?
Ayyooo let me go ahead and take a look though 👀
I shagged his e-gf with my 25 centimetre cunt-crusher (tm) for 3 hours straight while he was in the attic crying.
He's with his psychiatrist now sorry if anyone wanted to see him play.
It turns out Stacy had AIDS
dick's private emergency is tapping some ass
(hopefully hes ok)