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Church Girl Timeline
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United States BubbleFlames(BestNaUser) 
August 24 - Bubble Flames sees Church Girl on the street. He realizes she lives somewhere nearby him, and his little heart takes over. Bubble Flames loves Church Girl. August 25 - Bubble Flames is standing right behind Church Girl at church, but he "chokes." At this point, Bubble Flames is thinking about Church Girl 24/7. Bubbles cannot sleep because he needs Church Girl so much. August 30 - Frankie Ward sees Bubble's thread about Church Girl and gives him some advice. Frankie Ward also makes fun of Bubble's North flair. Uncool Frankie. September 8 - For the third Sunday in a row, Bubble Flames does not talk to Church Girl. He decides it will be best to forget about her, so that he stops obsessing. September 9 - Bubble Flames realizes that his last thread is BS. He cannot forget about Church Girl. September 21 - Bubble Flames is starting to lose faith in Church Girl again. September 22 - Bubble Flames shakes Church Girl's hand in church. Bubble Flames loves Church Girl. October 3 - Bubble Flames tells his IRL friends how much he loves Church Girl. Bubble's IRL friends bug Bubbles DAILY to talk to Church Girl. IRL friends are fun. October 20 - Today. Bubble Flames shook Church Girl's hand AGAIN, and said his first words to her. "Good Morning." Church Girl mumbles "gOoD mOrNiNg" back, she appears to be sick today. Church Girl goes full out Walter White and coughs all church service. Bubble Flames sits with a stupid grin on his face all church service. October 20 - Today. Part 2. After leaving church, Bubble Flames' family goes to Taco Bell. After leaving Taco Bell (shopping center,) Bubbles sees Church Girl and her family walking out of McDonald's. Bubble Flames is surprised, and very curious as to what Church Girl ordered at McDonald's. Bubble Flames hopes Church Girl is not the type who orders a wrap at McDonald's.
2019-10-20 22:12
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#1
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Poland PanArek 
I MISSED YOU
2019-10-20 22:13
#98
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Kazakhstan bjornzz 
+1, still a better love story than twilight btw
2019-10-21 11:26
#105
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Denmark H0kto 
+1 Feels good to have been part of this all the way through
2019-10-21 11:35
+1
2019-10-21 19:30
+1
2019-10-21 19:43
+1
2019-10-21 19:48
Took screenshot so I will have what to share with my grandkids
2019-10-20 22:13
I will do my best to provide your grandchildren with a proper ending :)
2019-10-20 22:17
#58
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Poland ZimmyS 
What order from church girl would be best in McDonald's in your opinion?
2019-10-20 23:02
The ideal order would be if she got one of those Guacamole burgers. But a normie order like double cheeseburger or 10 piece nuggets would be cool as well.
2019-10-20 23:05
#110
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Poland ZimmyS 
Will story continue on October 27th?
2019-10-21 19:08
My next step will be having small talk with church girl. Figure out her name at least. I have come to the conclusion that my best chance of talking to her is to sit close to her at church and there is a 2 minute period where you are supposed to say hello to the people around you. If I can sit in the seat directly behind her, I will be able to talk to her. But I don't have control over where she sits, so it might take a few weeks.
2019-10-21 19:13
#115
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Poland ZimmyS 
You have to make a move little faster man, because your arch-nemesis - Frankie Ward will take her from you. I read what he did and I wouldn't trust him. He's really uncool.
2019-10-21 19:18
Start with something easily noticeable, like clothes and begin a conversation.
2019-10-21 19:49
#3
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Guatemala Pakal_I 
this is so sad
2019-10-20 22:13
Next time you can grab her right in the pussy
2019-10-20 22:15
#5
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Slovakia itsab8 
BetaFlames(MostBetaUser)
2019-10-20 22:15
Good to see there’s still faith
2019-10-20 22:16
Without hope, we have nothing
2019-10-20 22:17
Without talking to her you have nothing.
2019-10-20 23:05
#7
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Romania Obuz8 
OMG LEGEND YOU ARE BACK
2019-10-20 22:16
I know how you feel, I had this back when I was younger but then with a girl I went to class with. I was a mega pussy and it felt awful. All I can recommend you to do is to exercise and raise your self esteem. Good luck my DuDe.
2019-10-20 22:18
+1
2019-10-20 22:48
I do exercise, and my self esteem is quite high. I just cannot talk to people unless it is necessary.
2019-10-20 23:01
You talking to her sounds quite necessary to me.
2019-10-21 08:13
Well talking to her is kinda the first step and also, what do you have to lose? If she rejects you (which I really doubt would happen unless she has a good reason to) then there's not much you can or ever could do. If she's fine with talking, then you're one step closer to success.
2019-10-21 19:28
basically me rn
2019-10-21 19:41
#12
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United Kingdom Megamo10 
Hey I love you and nice punctuation too. +respecc
2019-10-20 22:18
Thank you Mr Megamo
2019-10-20 22:19
#18
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United Kingdom Megamo10 
I was zaidinator7 btw
2019-10-20 22:20
Ahhh gotcha. Lord Dimitrii got you too?
2019-10-20 22:21
#22
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United Kingdom Megamo10 
yes but I changed my name , actually
2019-10-20 22:21
Church girl best girl
2019-10-20 22:19
Congratulations you have devolved into a cringy stalker-protogype.
2019-10-20 22:19
I prefer to call it an innocent 16 year old crush.
2019-10-20 22:20
Nah fam, a crush doesnt write that shit down like a diary.
2019-10-20 22:44
Idk mens)) Maybe church girl will like to read this after we get married
2019-10-20 22:46
jesus fucking christ...
2019-10-20 22:47
#97
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Poland Lukovsky 
after you lock her in your basement*
2019-10-21 11:26
No, after we get married
2019-10-21 11:26
#102
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Poland Lukovsky 
...you lock her in your basement
2019-10-21 11:31
She deserves better than the basement tbh Maybe I will lock her in the attic
2019-10-21 11:34
#106
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Poland Lukovsky 
so that she can see her church through a window while we do her good idea
2019-10-21 11:36
We will have to tint the window. I don't want nosy neighbors getting the police involved.
2019-10-21 11:40
#104
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France SpooceCooke 
lole nice +1 ))
2019-10-21 11:34
#16
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Macedonia R4nger)( 
Actual cuck lord
2019-10-20 22:19
Very nice 👍
2019-10-20 22:19
Great to have you back! and btw some of the limited time mcdonalds wrap have been fire but I agree that all the standard ones are trash and should not be ordered at a mcdonalds
2019-10-20 22:20
Actual quality thread mens))) 😎👍👍👍
2019-10-20 22:24
also same as everyone, i missed you too 🤗🥰
2019-10-20 22:25
Ty mens))
2019-10-20 22:25
Ns mens))
2019-10-20 22:24
December 25 - Bubble Flames gets cucked by one of his chad irl friends
2019-10-20 22:28
My chad friends think church girl is ugly (((
2019-10-20 22:34
Then she probably is and you're only interested cuz you feel you cannot get anything better. You fell in love with the idea of someone being at your same league (the lowest league), not with her.
2019-10-21 19:24
She looks unique. That's what I like about her. Before the story started on August 24th, I still noticed her at church and I was never sure if she was extremely attractive or not attractive at all.
2019-10-21 19:28
Unique because most girls have a similarity : they are out of your league. So a mordor's orc like church girl looks different.
2019-10-21 19:38
I don't believe in "leagues."
2019-10-21 19:39
#139
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Portugal migboss 
+1
2019-10-21 20:03
Try hard baiter lmao
2019-10-21 20:09
Go talk to church girl I believe in you men)))) I am talking to a new girl right now. I feel like she's too pretty for me but we have good conversations. Next time I chat with her I'm gonna ask her out.
2019-10-20 22:50
Good luck and keep your head up !
2019-10-20 23:08
How history would have been different if only your family went to Mcdonalds instead of Taco Bell, oof Maginot line all over again.
2019-10-20 22:51
Yes, I thought so for a few minutes, but I realized it is false. Suppose my family went to McDonalds (even though it is more expensive than Taco Bell, especially on weekends.) We walk in, we see church girl's family. We recognize them as fellow church goers, and maybe say hello, but nothing beyond that will happen. Church girl would still sit with her family, I would sit with my own.
2019-10-20 22:54
get out of your bubble then
2019-10-20 22:55
I quite enjoy my bubble. I do not want to leave my bubble, I rather want to bring a girl into my bubble with me.
2019-10-20 22:56
#44
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Austria cm_attack 
very nice story
2019-10-20 22:56
A good story is always sad at times.
2019-10-20 22:57
#49
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Austria cm_attack 
good luck with church girl men))
2019-10-20 22:57
i care buddy :)
2019-10-20 22:57
Thank you fellow USA mens))
2019-10-20 22:58
just remember sometimes u have to leave your bubble to bring people into it. If she rejects you its easy to move on but if u sit there and dwell over it things just become harder
2019-10-20 22:58
Yes, good point
2019-10-20 23:01
#60
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Italy Folgierini 
+1
2019-10-20 23:03
#54
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Germany DokiDoki 
I hope we get happy ending
2019-10-20 22:59
#55
koosta | 
United States yghj 
wat doink virgin bubbleflames. just talk to her already jesus. get a fucking name you geek. church girls are freaks btw
2019-10-20 23:01
It is not this simple mens(((
2019-10-20 23:02
#61
koosta | 
United States yghj 
it is this s1mple mens. walk up to church girl, smile and say hi im bubleflames isee you around alot, would you like to grab coffee this friday? OR if you are big brain invite her to carve pumpkins. very fun and keeps it from being too awkward while also being interesting. Am meeting very hot tattoo girl when she gets back from trip for pumpkin carving, will be fun. will maybe smash
2019-10-20 23:05
I can see scenarios where this sort of approach would work, but in my case I do not believe it is the best play.
2019-10-20 23:07
#65
koosta | 
United States yghj 
why mens
2019-10-20 23:07
I don't know, I cannot explain
2019-10-20 23:07
#68
koosta | 
United States yghj 
then thisis best approach. you cannot do anything without talking to her yes? so talk to her. easy mens
2019-10-20 23:08
why are you so beta and high inhib tbh?
2019-10-20 23:10
I don't believe there is a simple answer. In certain social situations, I am fine. In other situations, I choke. I have become comfortable with other people approaching me. I can participate in a conversation, but not lead the conversation. In the past, I was bad at both, so there has been progress made at least.
2019-10-20 23:16
is it runescape?
2019-10-20 23:17
I don't believe so
2019-10-20 23:18
#73
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Spain ZephyrBruh 
what is this?
2019-10-20 23:21
a timeline
2019-10-20 23:21
#87
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Spain ZephyrBruh 
of what?
2019-10-21 11:07
my love life
2019-10-21 11:14
#92
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Spain ZephyrBruh 
ahhh mens I get it, good luck with that. If I can give u any advice, go straight for it, talk to her properly mens, and you'll get good luck
2019-10-21 11:15
Ty mens)
2019-10-21 11:16
#75
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United States stephcurry30 
help her w/ homework and branch to other topics from there. eziest and most natural way to start and maintain convos cuz u can never run outta things to talk about
2019-10-20 23:27
#76
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Dominican Republic SantoDomingo 
Marry her
2019-10-20 23:36
Someday
2019-10-20 23:40
#78
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Korea OKOptimistic 
Will Church Girl fall for BubbleFlames or will BubbleFlames blow it like an Incel Beta? Tune in next Sunday to find out on BubbleFlames V ChurchGirl on HLTV
2019-10-20 23:43
I can't wait!
2019-10-21 00:16
#80
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Finland D_Scimmy 
Say to her: I see you every week but I know nothing about you, so let's get to know each other
2019-10-21 04:01
If this is real: Gold. If this is fake: Still gold.
2019-10-21 04:11
+1
2019-10-21 20:24
#83
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Lithuania SiTyGas 
Rape her and the church girl thinking that there should be only man in her life that should be fucking her will stick to you.
2019-10-21 08:26
#84
Billy | 
United States Russso 
october 21st bubble is a bitch and he fucking kills himself
2019-10-21 08:51
Hahahah. I just woke up at 2 AM to see North 15-10 on Mirage. I'm on top of the fucking world. I would suck anyone's dick for FREE right now.
2019-10-21 10:11
#86
Billy | 
United States Russso 
I'm also up at 2AM watching vitality destroy china
2019-10-21 10:14
how you feel now mens((
2019-10-21 11:10
I would no longer "suck anyone's dick for FREE right now"
2019-10-21 11:14
how much mens)) i am lonely
2019-10-21 11:15
If North get 16-0 on Train, I will give you a special offer....15 moneyz for succ
2019-10-21 11:17
#95
Europe Soec 
Thanks for sharing, these threads are the blood of hltv. Without them, there is nothing
2019-10-21 11:19
Ty mens, you are the mens )))
2019-10-21 11:28
i dont say cringe a lot, but this is it. ITS CRINGE, most beta user i agree with some post.
2019-10-21 11:20
I think it's romantic uwu
2019-10-21 11:28
#108
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Latvia latvianguy 
who deleted my comment
2019-10-21 12:59
This is the epitome of boringness. Props for managing that.
2019-10-21 13:07
#111
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Norway quokkadick 
and kids, this is how i met your mother
2019-10-21 19:10
And why she hung herself, out of shame, when she discovered this thread years later.
2019-10-21 19:53
I will catch her before she falls
2019-10-21 19:55
But sadly you will both end up in wheelchair because of crushed spines. Yes, before taking that last step she was very anxious and depressed, stuffing herself with food all days for months untill reaching 260 kg. Life is tough.
2019-10-21 19:57
Shoot mens((( I knew I shouldn't have skipped leg day
2019-10-21 19:59
lol, Keep it up with those threads and take care ^^.
2019-10-21 20:00
Ty mens)) You take care as well
2019-10-21 20:02
She has ebola
2019-10-21 19:11
Mens((( Is this ebola contagious?
2019-10-21 19:15
Not at all, you can kiss her (although unlikely) and keep shaking her hand (most likely option) without problem
2019-10-21 19:21
Nice mens))) I are being very happy with this information )))
2019-10-21 19:22
I wish you good luck. Go talk to her some time.
2019-10-21 19:52
Just smile at her in a non-creepy way, if you know how that works. And if you can breakdance, definitely breakdance.
2019-10-21 19:56
I do smile at her, and everyone else I make eye contact with. I cannot breakdance however...
2019-10-21 19:57
#132
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Italy m16r_Bra71l 
cool
2019-10-21 19:57
Nice update Nice to have someone to dream about from a distance. A girlfriend once told me she always had what she called "a Peacock" - someone nice to look at and dream about. But I worry a little, that you move so slowly, or not at all, that she will find someone else. Maybe she already has, you don´t really know her. I advised you long ago, to get her name and contact her on social media. You write well and has a sense of humour. There is a chance, that you can make more sense online, than if you just talk to her out of nowhere and has a panic attack. You can even stay anonymous at first, and be a secret admirer, but theres a fine balance between romantic and creepy.
2019-10-21 20:00
Yes, this is good advice. I need to get her name as soon as possible.
2019-10-21 20:10
#141
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Germany PeKay 
Get help imaging waiting 2 months to talk to a human being
2019-10-21 20:11
Why
2019-10-21 20:11
#144
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Germany PeKay 
I Updated my message you needed 2 months to Tell her good morning?
2019-10-21 20:12
Yes, it seems that way. But I have changed my strategy. Sometime in the next month I will be able to sit directly behind her in church and ask her name. Then I will get her social media and do something. It will all fall into place.
2019-10-21 20:17
#149
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Germany PeKay 
Its just a human stop being shy gl
2019-10-21 20:38
#145
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Poland Hanse 
sex her quick
2019-10-21 20:12
#147
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Brazil __Jun 
You should write a book
2019-10-21 20:22
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