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Anger Management.
Azerbaijan vocaroo_guy 
When you occasionally have a really bad day, and you just need to take it out on someone, don't take it out on someone you know, take it out on someone you don't know.I was sitting at my desk when I remembered a phone call I'd forgotten to make. I found the number and dialed it. A man answered, saying "Hello."I politely said, "This is Chris. Could I please speak with Robyn Carter?"Suddenly a manic voice yelled out in my ear "Get the right f***ing number!" and the phone was slammed down on me. I couldn't believe that anyone could be so rude . When I tracked down Robyn's correct number to call her, I found that I had accidentally transposed the last two digits.After hanging up with her, I decided to call the 'wrong' number again.When the same guy answered the phone, I yelled "You're an asshole!" and hung up. I wrote his number down with the word 'asshole' next to it, and put it in my desk drawer. Every couple of weeks, when I was paying bills or had a really bad day, I'd call him up and yell, "You're an asshole!" It always cheered me up. When Caller ID was introduced, I thought my therapeutic 'asshole' calling would have to stop. So, I called his number and said, "Hi,this is John Smith from the telephone company. I'm calling to see if you're familiar with our Caller ID Program?"He yelled "NO!" and slammed down the phone. I quickly called him back and said, "That's because you're an asshole!" and hung up. One day I was at the store, getting ready to pull into a parking Spot. Some guy in a black BMW cut me off and pulled into the spot I had patiently waited for. I hit the horn and yelled that I'd been waiting for that spot, but the idiot ignored me. I noticed a "For Sale" sign in his back window, so I wrote down his number. A couple of days later, right after calling the first asshole (I had is number on speed dial,) I thought that I'd better call the BMW asshole, too. I said, "Is this the man with the black BMW for sale?"He said, "Yes, it is." I asked, "Can you tell me where I can see it?" He said, "Yes, I live at 34 Oaktree Blvd, in Fairfax. It's a yellow ranch, and the car's parked right out in front." I asked, "What's your name?" He said, "My name is Don Hansen," I asked, "When's a good time to catch you, Don?" He said, "I'm home every evening after five." I said, "Listen, Don, can I tell you something?" He said, "Yes?" I said, "Don, you're an asshole!" Then I hung up, and added his number to my speed dial, too. Now, when I had a problem, I had two assholes to call. Then I came up with an idea. I called asshole #1. He said, "Hello." I said, "You're an asshole!" (But I didn't hang up.) He asked, "Are you still there?" I said, "Yeah," He screamed, "Stop calling me," I said, "Make me," He asked, "Who are you?" I said, "My name is Don Hansen." He said, "Yeah? Where do you live?" I said, "Asshole, I live at 34 Oaktree Blvd, in Fairfax, a yellow ranch, I have a black Beamer parked in front." He said, "I'm coming over right now, Don. And you had better start saying your prayers." I said, "Yeah, like I'm really scared, asshole," and hung up. Then I called Asshole #2. He said, "Hello?" I said, "Hello, asshole," He yelled, "If I ever find out who you are..." I said, "You'll what?" He exclaimed, "I'll kick your ass," I answered, "Well, asshole, here's your chance. I'm coming over right now." Then I hung up and immediately called the police, saying that I lived at 34 Oaktree Blvd, in Fairfax, and that I was on my way over there to kill my gay lover. Then I called Channel 9 News about the gang war going down in Oaktree Blvd. in Fairfax. I quickly got into my car and headed over to Fairfax. I got there just in time to watch two assholes beating the crap out of each other in front of six cop cars, an overhead news helicopter and surrounded by a news crew. NOW I feel much better. Anger management really does work.
2019-10-21 03:50
Topics are hidden when running Sport mode.
Nice ctrl C ctrl V
2019-10-21 03:52
Go to sleep
2019-10-21 03:53
No.
2019-10-21 03:54
ok
2019-10-21 03:54
Why you bully me?
2019-10-21 03:55
to make everyone asking
2019-10-21 03:55
#7
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United States SWiFTzZzZz 
Name doesn’t check out
2019-10-21 03:59
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Other Darge 
Sports mode looks better everyday
2019-10-21 03:59
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Canada ProvexPyker 
What's sports mode? I'm being honest
2019-10-21 06:55
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Finland D_Scimmy 
I usually take my anger out at purple
2019-10-21 04:17
Clearly a copy pasta but I LOVED the story My jaw dropped at one point
2019-10-21 04:38
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Canada ProvexPyker 
Idk man you really fucked with those guys 😣 I don't like it
2019-10-21 06:54
I know this is (probably) not a true story but I don't understand how some people find this funny. The guy who's telling the story is the real asshole, messing with those two guys again and again. Besides, he's clearly an irresponsible person altogether because he won't handle his anger issues properly but instead makes others' lives miserable. I just can't laugh at this, one of the worst popular internet stories for sure.
2019-10-21 08:56
No. I would do the same thing.
2019-10-21 16:13
In that case you need to reevaluate your anger management techniques or whatever you think that this is. This is no way to be behaving, let alone if you have problems with anger management.
2019-10-21 16:52
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