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1hp damage
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Netherlands n0b8m8 
What does 1 HP damage in real life? For example: hearing your own recorded voice
2019-10-21 13:09
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Cutting yourself at a piece of paper
2019-10-21 13:10
#5
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Sweden LandoBaitor 
If I cut u 100 x with paper u die?
2019-10-21 13:11
#10
Szohn | 
Nepal Nepali 
If you cut from the right places and hold him as a hostage.
2019-10-21 13:12
If you hear your own recorded voice 100x you die?
2019-10-21 13:12
#16
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Netherlands n0b8m8 
I wouldn't dare trying it..
2019-10-21 13:14
If you have that genetic defect that your blood can't close the wound then yes
2019-10-21 13:13
stuff like aids isnt a genetic defect
2019-10-22 10:29
Does aids do that? I was talking about something else then
2019-10-22 11:42
#115
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United Kingdom Dylan9007 
Look down 1
2019-10-22 11:45
thank you
2019-10-22 11:46
#113
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United Kingdom Dylan9007 
Bruh that's not aids there is an genetic defect in blood that makes you blood not have as much platelets in you blood so you bleed out!!! Grr ;)
2019-10-22 11:45
biting tongue
2019-10-21 13:11
you can actually die from that
2019-10-22 11:44
#118
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France Kabby 
Wait what?
2019-10-22 11:46
tons of stories about guys bleeding to death, the tongue has to be the worst part of the body to cut
2019-10-22 12:11
#129
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Pakistan MeMeMeisteR2 
+1 smart men
2019-10-22 13:42
#3
Poland joeb 
hitting a door with the smallest toe
2019-10-21 13:11
I did this 2 times within 5 minutes, that poor fella broke
2019-10-21 14:26
#70
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Netherlands PasscaLl 
how tf are you so dumb that you hit your toe 2x in 5 minutes -_-
2019-10-21 14:34
first time was accident second time in a hurry
2019-10-21 14:55
#96
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Netherlands PasscaLl 
lmao
2019-10-21 15:00
#119
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France Kabby 
xD
2019-10-22 11:46
#4
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Czech Republic Xedys 
Cutting your nails
2019-10-21 13:11
100 damage is being mouz fan
2019-10-21 13:11
#13
Szohn | 
Nepal Nepali 
Someone is still mad after mouz game hahaha.
2019-10-21 13:13
your so desperate!!! LOL
2019-10-21 13:18
You’re*
2019-10-21 14:26
omg🤦‍♂️ thanks!!
2019-10-22 10:24
#26
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Czech Republic Xedys 
holy shit, you're so fucking mad cuz you lost your 5$, it's pathetic
2019-10-21 13:35
#59
NiKo | 
Israel soez4niko 
100 Damage is being a Navi fan and wathing them not win a major for 6 years despite attending all of them
2019-10-21 14:25
#79
koosta | 
United States yghj 
cutting nails is good thing mens
2019-10-21 14:42
if you keep cutting you bleed out and die though?
2019-10-21 15:12
#22
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Netherlands n0b8m8 
This looks like very dangerous weapon men(( I think it's 1 hit kill
2019-10-21 13:17
shocker xD
2019-10-21 13:54
Lmao hahahaha n1
2019-10-21 14:28
#8
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Germany Sonnabend 
When a small piece of a chip is stuck in your throat
2019-10-21 13:12
#87
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Germany Constikdw 
This +1
2019-10-21 14:54
+1
2019-10-22 10:26
#131
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Netherlands RincoB 
Popcorn is even worse that's why I haven't taken popcorn in a while
2019-10-22 13:44
to lose 1 procent of your total blood volume in ur body
2019-10-21 13:12
Actually if you lose 0,4% blood because if you lose over 40% you die
2019-10-21 13:14
#80
koosta | 
United States yghj 
+1
2019-10-21 14:43
Not accurate. Whenever you have less than 2 liters of blood you're in imminent danger of dying so accurate would be 1% of 3 liters
2019-10-21 13:15
no, if you lose 750ml of blood you're in imminent danger if you lose 1l you die
2019-10-21 14:15
but inly because if you loose 750 mL there is a hole and you probably will end up loosing the other 2250 mL? Or is 2000 mL the actual minimum even without hole?
2019-10-21 14:18
losing 750ml means you're almost dead and need immediate help (blocking the blood leak out by pressing on the principal artery with a rope for example) losing 1L means you're gonna die cause u don't have enough blood for basic functions (brain etc)
2019-10-21 14:20
ok but if you block the leak loosing 750 mL isnt very dangerous? how did you learn this?
2019-10-21 14:33
of course it is dangerous, blocking the artery is the last option because you cut the blood flowing in that part of the body, meaning the cells contained in that part will start to slowly die and successively go in necrosis stage (amputation) i studied this as a part of the civil protection formation
2019-10-21 14:36
very cool, thanks for insight
2019-10-21 14:39
you talk so much bullcrap and you are even pretending like u had any clue wooow
2019-10-22 11:47
#21
juliano | 
Germany hatrez 
You die when you only have 60% of your total blood.
2019-10-21 13:17
#25
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Netherlands n0b8m8 
wow didn't know there are so many doctors on HLTV
2019-10-21 13:20
#39
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Germany nasamens 
you can die by losing only 2L of blood tho bad comparison
2019-10-21 13:58
1l *
2019-10-21 14:15
#81
koosta | 
United States yghj 
but you can still die if you lose 2L of blood technically
2019-10-21 14:43
#82
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Germany nasamens 
Of course you can die from a 1L loss if you have cardiac issues, but in a global way, a 2L loss is around the amount where you're in a serious death threat.
2019-10-21 14:44
Stupid people. Sometimes I cry because other people are stupid
2019-10-21 13:13
So with 100 stupid people you'd commit sudoku?
2019-10-21 13:16
hahaha
2019-10-21 13:36
Most likely
2019-10-21 16:10
#130
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Pakistan MeMeMeisteR2 
XD
2019-10-22 13:43
Get off HLTV then man, wtf are you suicidal? You'll dehydrate in no time.
2019-10-22 10:28
#15
MICHU | 
Poland Arknes 
When you will stand on Lego brick
2019-10-21 13:14
#42
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Germany MackyGee 
thats 99%
2019-10-21 14:13
when u stub ur liltoe in a table leg or smth
2019-10-21 13:15
#33
REZ | 
Hong Kong katt1n 
lil toe is my rapper name
2019-10-21 13:50
#23
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Iran Tajik! 
I dislike my own voice as well, sounds so retar*ed honestly. Also, walking past a table and hitting the table's edge with your leg.
2019-10-21 13:18
#30
Szohn | 
Nepal Nepali 
How about walking straight and not towards the table, that might help.
2019-10-21 13:40
#31
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Iran Tajik! 
Like I said, past the table and sometimes I walk so close by that my leg accidentally hits the edge.
2019-10-21 13:47
gotta hit the apex 😎🏎️
2019-10-22 11:48
having russians in team
2019-10-21 13:38
#123
NiKo | 
Europe DRM7MD 
This is more like -25HP.
2019-10-22 11:51
what if 4 in team
2019-10-22 15:16
#29
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Italy CHEBBOxxx 
underrated topic
2019-10-21 13:39
#89
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Germany Constikdw 
+1
2019-10-21 14:54
jumping down from a 20ft height
2019-10-21 13:49
#36
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Netherlands n0b8m8 
1 HP damage?! are you immortal my friend
2019-10-21 13:53
thats 6 meters, yea 1hp lol
2019-10-21 14:16
#100
ZywOo | 
Europe vacban 
6 meter is pretty ok, just jump and land well?
2019-10-21 15:14
jump and roll xDD
2019-10-21 17:07
#114
kkt | 
Slovakia ypsylonnn 
Just jump 4head
2019-10-22 11:45
If i buy headarmor i will get less damage?
2019-10-21 13:51
#38
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Netherlands n0b8m8 
If something hits your head, yes
2019-10-21 13:54
cigarettes
2019-10-21 13:52
I never anyone died after 100 cigarettes
2019-10-21 14:19
Nice English baguette
2019-10-21 14:33
Yes one word missing
2019-10-21 14:33
Hahaha ''hearing your own recorded voice'', good one man.
2019-10-21 14:00
#41
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Romania decis1ve 
A rock
2019-10-21 14:11
a rock can deal 100 dmg if used with enough force
2019-10-21 14:17
A rock can destroy the planet with enough force
2019-10-21 14:20
true
2019-10-21 14:20
#45
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France Vipair 
Getting baited on hltv
2019-10-21 14:15
#51
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Australia t0rrent 
meth
2019-10-21 14:20
wow man thats very unhealthy
2019-10-21 14:25
Think about famous singers do they feel their voice to be terrible..
2019-10-21 14:20
nutting
2019-10-21 14:22
A lighter flame burning you for 1 second
2019-10-21 14:23
#57
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Brazil Charizaldo 
Attach your penis to the zipper of your pants.
2019-10-21 14:24
Bashing your head in the wall after jumping off an bike very very drunk. (Maybe happened maybe not)
2019-10-21 14:27
#64
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Portugal Zedonp 
i feel like this already happened more than once
2019-10-21 14:30
+1
2019-10-21 14:52
#67
koosta | 
United States yghj 
i am singer mens, hearing my own voice is +5 hp
2019-10-21 14:33
#73
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Netherlands n0b8m8 
Proof or -1 hp
2019-10-21 14:39
#75
koosta | 
United States yghj 
sorry mens I have no proof on this laptop.
2019-10-21 14:40
#101
ZywOo | 
Europe vacban 
+1 this american think he good singer xaxxaaxa
2019-10-21 15:15
nt TheSingerWhoNeverGotBanned
2019-10-21 14:56
#69
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India Wise_Indian 
Jumping from 30 cm height.
2019-10-21 14:33
#76
koosta | 
United States yghj 
what doink mens. 30 cm is nothing to jump. average jump height is 55 cm about.
2019-10-21 14:41
#106
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India Wise_Indian 
It's simple you jump from 30cm×100 = 30m you lose 100hp :v
2019-10-22 03:56
#72
rain | 
Norway TritoNOF 
Well I assume 100 damage is when you step on a lego
2019-10-21 14:36
#77
koosta | 
United States yghj 
what about 2 legos
2019-10-21 14:41
#78
rain | 
Norway TritoNOF 
spread pain, less damage
2019-10-21 14:42
#83
koosta | 
United States yghj 
jump on 2 legos. more weight and same surface area ratio
2019-10-21 14:45
#84
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Sweden Bakkmann 
Magnus
2019-10-21 14:50
#85
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Netherlands n0b8m8 
Explain mr. svensk
2019-10-21 14:52
#104
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Sweden Bakkmann 
Magnus
2019-10-21 16:29
That tiny bit of loose skin at the side of your thumb that if you try to rip it off it just tears off more and more skin, and it really hurts a little bit if when you touch it with another finger. :(
2019-10-21 14:54
#91
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Germany sommares 
thats obviously more than 10 damage
2019-10-21 14:55
Hmm, you're right. In that case when your fingernails are too long and you can't be bothered clipping them with a nailclipper so you rip it off, but it comes of all jagged and wrong so a 'soft' bit of nail stick underneath the hardened part of the 'upper' nail and it feels all weird and awkward now.
2019-10-21 14:57
#99
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Germany sommares 
i hate that feeling
2019-10-21 15:12
Dude, are you me?
2019-10-22 11:47
Reading your posts gave me damage just recollecting those moments. Ouch :(
2019-10-22 14:05
#90
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Germany sommares 
1hp dmage is like hurting but not really feeling it
2019-10-21 14:55
When you just get to the toilet, and someone knocking to the home's door
2019-10-21 14:59
getting hit by a flashbang
2019-10-21 15:09
#103
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Sweden Bakkmann 
Xd
2019-10-21 16:29
lego on the floor
2019-10-22 11:46
this is ~ 35 hp
2019-10-22 13:40
#124
Coffee | 
Netherlands p2dr 
reading bad English
2019-10-22 11:54
getting banned on hltv
2019-10-22 11:59
Waking up on Thursday morning and thinking that it's already Friday today
2019-10-22 13:20
Not being able to post on HLTV
2019-10-22 13:59
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