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[TIP] How to trigger your country ?
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France Chylvain2 
Hey guys, Just wanted to make a topic to know how to trigger someone of your country. I will start with France : - Never ask a French how much he earns / months (we don't like to talk of money + we are easily jealous is someone earns more than you)
2019-10-21 17:32
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#1
BnTeT | 
China Crocisme1 
Never talk about Communism in Indonesia. The police will arrest u no matter what
2019-10-21 17:33
#35
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China SwooksarV2 
Wait flag?
2019-10-21 17:42
#150
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Colombia kibitz- 
probably he is chinese who lives in indonesia
2019-10-21 19:05
+1 I was born in Szechuan and lived in jakarta
2019-10-22 02:08
#109
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France Huvi 
the police is already on his doortstep
2019-10-21 18:36
🤣 haha
2019-10-22 02:09
#354
Liazz | 
Indonesia rimusi 
+1 can confirm hahahah
2019-10-22 06:44
+1 Try to walk outside with hammer and sickle shirt , good luck trying to avoid all the punch from random people on the street
2019-10-22 08:05
haHAA well done
2019-10-22 13:10
That's all good and all but how much do you earn?
2019-10-21 17:33
#16
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France Chylvain2 
2400 euros
2019-10-21 17:36
Very nice 😎👍
2019-10-21 17:36
#19
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France Chylvain2 
ty I'm not mad to say on on HLTV, just don't like to talk with french friends about that.
2019-10-21 17:37
Omelette du fromage my friend 😎
2019-10-21 17:37
#23
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France Chylvain2 
+1 old memes F
2019-10-21 17:38
aren't we all friends on hltv? now you did tell a french.
2019-10-21 18:07
it's too bad really that this is normal in so many places. I get that some people can be insecure about it, but it actually takes away a lot of bargaining power from the workers. In the US it is also normal to not want to talk about salary but it's illegal to get fired if you do so at work to protect workers.
2019-10-22 01:23
#209
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Israel TheEnigma 
Talk about terrorist attacks
2019-10-21 20:06
A year??
2019-10-21 19:01
#157
RpK | 
France Medeilos 
flag checks out
2019-10-21 19:09
yes he collecting bottles for 2.4k a year
2019-10-21 21:24
#627
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Spain dabehx 
No, u dont
2019-10-23 17:28
#629
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France Chylvain2 
yes i do
2019-10-23 17:35
#630
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Spain dabehx 
No, u dont
2019-10-23 17:39
Say tractor instead of trekker
2019-10-21 17:33
#13
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Hungary mEZENCEphalon 
but its called traktor.. 🚜🚜
2019-10-21 17:36
#136
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Czech Republic Xedys 
Styko come here 🚜🚜
2019-10-21 19:01
#24
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France Chylvain2 
why ?
2019-10-21 17:38
2019-10-21 17:45
so is it contractor or contrekker?
2019-10-21 18:09
leave
2019-10-22 11:53
#156
ropz | 
Netherlands Lil_p33p 
john deere trekker
2019-10-21 19:09
poh
2019-10-21 19:38
#200
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Slovakia S1W0 
Trekkerrrrrrrrrrrr
2019-10-21 19:53
#462
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Netherlands RincoB 
Honestly only farmers care about it, idek which one to call it
2019-10-22 12:24
Nt Amsterdam
2019-10-22 12:55
#471
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Netherlands RincoB 
nah, I live in the province of Utrecht
2019-10-22 12:56
Kanker wou net zeggen.
2019-10-22 12:56
#473
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Netherlands RincoB 
Bijna goed gegokt pik, jij in zoutelande?
2019-10-22 12:57
Randstad is toch allemaal hetzelfde dus wat boeit het?
2019-10-22 12:58
Nee, Middelburg.
2019-10-23 00:09
Forcing some memes that belong to 2012
2019-10-21 17:34
Or talking about forsaken?
2019-10-22 09:09
I doubt anyone of us really cares about forsaken anymore
2019-10-22 10:39
Yeah I guess no one in this community cares about forsaken anymore. Except me who mentioned it
2019-10-22 10:57
#509
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Greece NaviGuy 
nt forsaken
2019-10-22 16:59
#394
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Europe jdu8 
Or saying Mandir kahi aur banega
2019-10-22 10:04
huh🧐🧐
2019-10-22 10:39
so how much do you earn per month?
2019-10-21 17:34
8k pounds a year
2019-10-21 17:35
#58
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United Kingdom aight_bet 
8k pounds of potatoes or what?
2019-10-21 18:04
#14
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France Chylvain2 
2400 euros
2019-10-21 17:36
#45
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Greece Gianopoulos 
I envy u
2019-10-21 17:45
#429
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United Kingdom compl3xii 
Lol
2019-10-22 12:05
#66
CeRq | 
Italy rad0r 
Job? Are u jealous too? I mean there loads of people between your friends that earn more than you? Btw same in Italy
2019-10-21 18:07
After or before taxes?
2019-10-22 22:48
#56
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China tralia 
dj, 32k
2019-10-21 18:02
32k
2019-10-23 10:13
#15
ALEX | 
United Kingdom 3Head 
probably talking about brexit as if it isnt a good thing
2019-10-21 17:36
i think it is about the progression of it
2019-10-21 18:21
#108
ALEX | 
United Kingdom 3Head 
yeah true its a fucking joke
2019-10-21 18:33
Why is it that you elect children to run your country? Boris is just a child and mostly a spoiled angry child...
2019-10-21 19:01
He wasn't elected. The ruling party chose him 0.09% of people made the choice.
2019-10-21 22:04
why did the elected people of their country choose a child then :)
2019-10-21 22:05
All the candidates are cunts. And to further their own career.
2019-10-21 22:13
sounds like the most accurate definition of politicians...
2019-10-21 22:15
General election soon. I hope someone else wins (added bonus if BJ goes to jail)
2019-10-21 22:17
it isnt a good thing
2019-10-22 00:46
#535
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Portugal NabasKi 
Is it still possible for them to go back on the decision?
2019-10-22 22:51
#548
ALEX | 
United Kingdom 3Head 
yeah, but most politicians argue that it undermines the idea of democracy, and that due to the fact we as a country voted for brexit, we should go through with the process. Our problem is the fact that parliament is stuck in deadlock, boris needs a certain amount of votes in order to go through with his deal, but the opposition wont allow it, making brexit take even longer.
2019-10-23 00:04
#581
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Portugal NabasKi 
But it's kinda bad taking a decision and not going back no matter how bad it turns out
2019-10-23 09:58
#600
ALEX | 
United Kingdom 3Head 
but nothing bad has actually happened from brexit itself, because it hasnt even happened yet.
2019-10-23 13:48
#646
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Finland Volodya_21 
It's true that nothing brexit hasn't caused anything yet, but the fear of brexit has in some markets and the currency for example.
2019-10-23 21:18
if you relate something of a turk to an arab then you know lol
2019-10-21 17:37
nt achmed
2019-10-21 18:19
But Turks are Arabs right?
2019-10-21 19:00
#323
woxic | 
Turkey sedo7 
no, turks are human xD
2019-10-22 00:40
Arabs are human as well but I just thought that Turks where Arabs given their religion and all... Are you Arab?
2019-10-22 00:48
#328
woxic | 
Turkey sedo7 
when you have same religion with any country if that determines your ethnicity, i would be stateless human xD
2019-10-22 00:57
So Arab is only the Saudi people? If it is possible I would like to have a stateless human as well - where do you get yours from?
2019-10-22 01:02
#331
woxic | 
Turkey sedo7 
saudi isn't the only one arabic country, i don't know all arabic countries but i know all turkic countries.. what you mean where do i get from ? religion?
2019-10-22 01:09
why is Turkey not included in Arab countries? They cant be included in Europe anyway so why not Arabs or are Turkey forever alone?
2019-10-22 01:11
#336
woxic | 
Turkey sedo7 
because turks are central asian origined ethnicity, turks came from central asia to anatolia around year 500+-, turks wanted to become european when turkey republic established by ataturk. and turks not alone, we have turkic countries for example azerbaijan, tajikistan, mongolia,uzbekistan, kazakhistan,turkmenistan. you can call this countries as turks,maybe asians but if you call as arabs it would be ignorant speech if you are serious xD
2019-10-22 01:23
Isn't turkey trying to get into the EU or am i misinformed? Turkey isn't part of the "Arabic league" though so I guess they want to distance themselves. They have their own language as well which is different from arabic so I imagine it's culturally different. Or maybe it's the the US and Canada where Canadians really want to try and form their own identity but are heavily influenced by the US anyway.
2019-10-22 01:26
They are trying to get into EU but are literally jailing scientist because they want clean water and food to prevent cancer
2019-10-22 09:41
You can be the most ignorant person I have ever seen on HLTV
2019-10-22 02:28
It was actually a joke(hence the topic of the thread) but I met a Turk that actually gave an intelligent response and he taught me something and I am grateful for that. I was more or less expecting a response like the one you just made....
2019-10-22 12:22
#424
NiKo | 
Europe DRM7MD 
Because they don't speak Arabic.
2019-10-22 11:59
#153
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Turkey Lennon1923 
Okadar gerizekalisin ki
2019-10-21 19:07
yanlış olan ne? biri turks=arab yazınca sinirden uzaya çıkıyonuz yalan mı?
2019-10-21 22:22
#457
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Turkey Lennon1923 
Bunu onlara söylediğin için gerizekalisin zaten
2019-10-22 12:21
boş yapma ikile
2019-10-22 21:07
#533
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Turkey Lennon1923 
pardon pompacı 31 reis hahahahaha
2019-10-22 22:45
ur little angry sandnig... yes
2019-10-21 21:26
#425
NiKo | 
Europe DRM7MD 
turks are kinda arabs
2019-10-22 12:00
what's the difference??????
2019-10-22 17:07
+1 both moosliims
2019-10-22 23:31
Say something bad about brazil (can be anything)
2019-10-21 17:39
#34
CeRq | 
Portugal portugaI 
true just saying pao de queijo triggers some
2019-10-21 17:42
do you like pao de queijo?
2019-10-22 13:40
#47
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Greece Gianopoulos 
7 x 1
2019-10-21 17:46
wtf shut up Guilhermeboulos
2019-10-21 17:47
#194
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Greece Gianopoulos 
Wtf, my name is Aléxis
2019-10-21 19:48
Giano Boulos Boulos is a brazilian communist politician I voted for him 😎
2019-10-21 19:53
#201
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Greece Gianopoulos 
Wow.. nice joke m8 Are u communist?
2019-10-21 19:54
Not really I am more leftist than rightist but not as radical as Boulos I am moderate left, center left
2019-10-21 20:00
vai pra casa do romero juca
2019-10-22 11:59
viado filho da puta -GOMES, Ciro
2019-10-22 13:39
wtf?? u deserve more love in ur life
2019-10-22 11:59
srsly??? what a shame get out of my house NOW
2019-10-22 13:39
#510
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Greece NaviGuy 
boulos means penis in greek wtf((
2019-10-22 17:02
I like Boulos 🤭
2019-10-22 17:24
7-1
2019-10-21 20:04
BRASIL NÚMERO UNO CAMPEAO PENTA CAMPEAO DO MUNDO
2019-10-22 09:39
#26
f0rest | 
Czech Republic rusteDD 
Dont talk shit about our beer, motherfucker. You either praise it or stfu.
2019-10-21 17:39
#61
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United Kingdom aight_bet 
your beer is really trash. uk beer top1. czech beer top 10000.
2019-10-21 18:05
Czech beer is drinkable if you mix it with good beer before drinking. I recommend 1/10 Czech beer 9/10 any cheap beer from Germany.
2019-10-21 18:59
#139
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Czech Republic Xedys 
No, more like: So you are Eastern Europeans?
2019-10-21 19:02
#659
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Brazil Minduim 
czech beer really good one!! UK beer I only know guinness and it is overrated af. But I really like that white couch that some videos feature. Nice videos.
2019-10-23 21:40
Say anything that isnt far left
2019-10-21 17:39
#30
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France Chylvain2 
exemple ?
2019-10-21 17:40
#124
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Reunion AlexTenebrae 
Being white heterosexual Christian man.
2019-10-21 18:53
Being religious in 2019 OMEGALUL
2019-10-21 19:02
#147
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Reunion AlexTenebrae 
It's still pretty common thing in Europe and USA m8
2019-10-21 19:04
I Live in the Usa I was just bringing some obligatory edge into the thread
2019-10-21 19:05
#158
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Reunion AlexTenebrae 
Sry mens))))
2019-10-21 19:11
np mens)))
2019-10-21 19:18
#465
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Netherlands RincoB 
You are from Texas I see
2019-10-22 12:30
not common in sweden
2019-10-22 07:47
#406
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Reunion AlexTenebrae 
Northern European states are biggest atheists of Europe, so it's rather an exclusion
2019-10-22 11:04
n*****s 😎
2019-10-21 18:20
wtf cya in 10
2019-10-21 19:19
neighbors men wtf
2019-10-21 19:35
men))
2019-10-21 19:39
#511
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Greece NaviGuy 
wtf cya
2019-10-22 17:03
You need some proper fucking therapy if you think that's the case.
2019-10-22 09:30
Seems like it worked
2019-10-22 11:03
I'm not a leftist though, I voted for SD. I just really dislike pussies like you who keep saying "OH YOU CANT SAY ANYTHING IN THIS COUNTRY ANYMORE" when you're just spewing out retarded bullshit.
2019-10-22 11:06
Seems pretty triggered to me
2019-10-22 11:10
Whatever you say man.
2019-10-22 11:11
#435
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Sweden flippig 
More like right wingers get triggered just by you being left, especially online. 85% SD tards on hltv
2019-10-22 12:07
Poles: Clean my toilet wannabe west
2019-10-21 17:40
come clean toilet pls i took big shit and my toilet is full of stains
2019-10-21 18:12
0/8 reported finluland btw 0/8 kekw
2019-10-21 21:55
#485
zE | 
Finland Sev1ce 
XDDDDDDD come clean toilet i give 5 dollar, ( food for whole year in poland)
2019-10-22 13:41
#542
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Germany Shackrag 
always thought poland is a part of russia or germany
2019-10-22 23:46
potato
2019-10-21 17:40
#37
CeRq | 
Portugal portugaI 
potato?
2019-10-21 17:42
potato
2019-10-21 17:43
#126
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Reunion AlexTenebrae 
In ur mouth bruuuuuh
2019-10-21 18:54
Your language is funny
2019-10-21 21:26
Rødgrød med fløde
2019-10-21 21:25
not hard for me tbh
2019-10-22 00:06
#426
NiKo | 
Europe DRM7MD 
are you irish ?
2019-10-22 12:01
#36
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China SwooksarV2 
Supporting Hongkong
2019-10-21 17:42
#41
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Brazil eoteamo 
+1 china number 1
2019-10-21 17:43
#281
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Turkey Smokinlisa 
How offended when nba support hong kong
2019-10-21 21:54
#284
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China SwooksarV2 
Cause all mainlanders and all main land chinese immigrants (mainly the the older generation, like those in their 40-70's ) absolutely despise Hongkong. Which is why everyone is is triggered in about the Rockets manager supporting Hongkong even before the media coveted it.
2019-10-21 21:58
#350
Finland em8 
why do they despise hongkong?
2019-10-22 06:19
#500
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Turkey Smokinlisa 
James harden suck then
2019-10-22 15:57
If you hate Hong Kong King Kong, why don't you just allow it to be independent.
2019-10-23 10:58
#40
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Brazil eoteamo 
"carioca" worst insult you can ever tell to a Brazilian
2019-10-21 17:43
what makes it so bad tho ? This may be useful for me in the future, summer specially (._.')
2019-10-21 17:59
Lol
2019-10-21 19:03
#184
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Brazil JMB_17 
carioca and baiano if you say any of those to me I'll be really angry >:(
2019-10-21 19:31
#196
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Brazil eoteamo 
nt bahia bigger than the world
2019-10-21 19:50
#217
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Brazil JMB_17 
baiano spotted kkkkkkkkkk go to sleep
2019-10-21 20:12
#230
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Brazil eoteamo 
bahia > brazil > world
2019-10-21 20:39
#256
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Brazil kitten[!] 
cabeça chata 🤣
2019-10-21 21:25
#262
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Brazil eoteamo 
european wannabe
2019-10-21 21:36
#263
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Brazil kitten[!] 
fortunately I can change the past
2019-10-21 21:41
#265
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Brazil eoteamo 
wow what a great capacity of interpretation gj!
2019-10-21 21:38
#266
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Brazil kitten[!] 
what are u talking about?
2019-10-21 21:41
#267
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Brazil eoteamo 
south education
2019-10-21 21:41
#270
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Brazil kitten[!] 
what?????? I can't understand your point
2019-10-21 21:41
#274
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Brazil eoteamo 
hey, you know how to edit posts! nice! proud of ya broda
2019-10-21 21:44
how real is the stigma around the number 24?
2019-10-22 01:31
#526
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Brazil JMB_17 
everytime the number 24 is atributed to someone (for exemple, in highschool and for some reason the teacher gives a number to each student), the person with the number 24 will always be mocked for being gay sometimes people say they're 23 years and 13 months old just so they don't say 24 but it's all just a joke, we don't say it as they're really gay
2019-10-22 19:32
#660
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Brazil Minduim 
24 is the deer number on an illegal lottery (the animal lottery) held here. Deer is a slang for gay (like fag). The illegal lottery is very famous and almost anywhere have it, so the number was associated with the gay people across the country. Brazil is a racist homophobic country. Number 1 place in the world that people get killed for being in the LGBT community - 1 dead person each 23h - so you can imagine that lots of people doesn't like the idea of being associated with the gays because of homophobic reasons. Also the lottery is held by a mafia here so it is kinda dangerous to gamble. People say that if you win too much money it is easier to kill you than pay you... Why people still gamble on this? I don't know...
2019-10-23 21:54
#309
Zeus | 
Ukraine Lomz 
carioca sounds exactly as "brown eyes" on ukrainian, but it may be used even as compliment for girls
2019-10-21 23:58
#661
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Brazil Minduim 
I don't know if you are saying that brown eyes can be used to compliment girls but here in BR usually saying that a girl is carioca is the same that saying that she is a slut. Usually people from outside Rio call the women there sluts because they have a different way of behave that triggers the machist men so they generalize and think that all girls are sluts. I personally do not like most of the people from Rio that I know. I don't like their behavior, the accent, the lack of honesty and other things. I know good people from Rio also, but my first reaction is be formal and distant with them. I always joke and say that Rio is a peace of Argentina inside Brazil. And god we really hate those cocky fuckers.
2019-10-23 22:07
#381
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France Chylvain2 
what does it mean ?
2019-10-22 09:25
carioca - people from rio de janeiro baiano - people from bahia
2019-10-22 11:15
Wdym ? Is it actually acceptable in other countries to just talk personal finances to whatever cunt lol In Germany you wouldn't do that either, that's for sure
2019-10-21 17:45
Seems like a common thing to not talk about money
2019-10-21 22:07
In portugal asking about your finances it's disrespectful but we don't het trigger we either tell or deny to tell our finances
2019-10-22 23:38
Yeah same here. You'd be a bit shocked if someone asked but would dodge the question.
2019-10-23 10:12
#44
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Brazil Belgrade 
1- carioca 2- baiano 3- motoboy
2019-10-21 17:45
#280
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Brazil perdidao 
0-CORINTIA 1- carioca 2- baiano 3- motoboy
2019-10-21 21:53
#382
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France Chylvain2 
translate plz ?
2019-10-22 09:25
#489
fer | 
Brazil WglimmerP 
0. Someone who supports Corinthians (football team) 1. People from Rio de Janeiro 2. People from Bahia 3. Those guys who deliver
2019-10-22 13:49
#490
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France Chylvain2 
ok ty why is it an insult to call someone from rio or bahia ?
2019-10-22 13:50
There's no reason at all, just retarded joke. I didn't understand the motoboy joke, it probably levels upon my conscious could reach.
2019-10-23 08:45
#642
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Brazil perdidao 
Actually, none of those are insults. That's why it triggers people
2019-10-23 20:44
what do these words mean?
2019-10-22 01:31
Carioca refers to Rio de Janeiro population. (Informal and in some context could be considered offensive) Baiano refers to Bahia population. (Informal and in some context could be considered offensive) Motoboy usually refers to a person who works delivering things on a motorcycle. It's very common in São Paulo. Rio de Janeiro and Bahia are both Brazillian states.
2019-10-23 17:27
Talk about school shootings or healthcare None of us care if you call us burgers cuz burgers are good
2019-10-21 17:47
name checks out
2019-10-21 18:09
+1
2019-10-21 19:03
#149
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France ripmypickems 
yeah to me calling you "burgers" is kinda affective lmao
2019-10-21 19:04
effective* edit: oh wait i thought u were trying to argue my point nvm. must be my burger brain
2019-10-21 19:35
#193
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France ripmypickems 
np mate))
2019-10-21 19:41
Or just mention the name Trump to someone. 50% they either kiss your feet or tell you you're destroying society.
2019-10-21 20:23
#360
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Finland Karri 
nice healthcare)
2019-10-22 07:42
#427
NiKo | 
Europe DRM7MD 
Calling you Burgers implies that you are fat which is true.
2019-10-22 12:04
140 pounds men))) Sorry but you have to convert that into your EU measurements yourself :) I’m too fat and lazy
2019-10-23 00:37
#632
NiKo | 
Europe DRM7MD 
how tall are you? I'm guessing that you are a stick.
2019-10-23 17:44
180 cm
2019-10-23 18:59
#634
NiKo | 
Europe DRM7MD 
Exact same height here I'm 75 kg convert that into american.
2019-10-23 19:01
k Boombl4
2019-10-23 19:25
+1 burgers are best food mens)))
2019-10-22 23:59
anything
2019-10-21 17:47
#51
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Malta OG_TOP_1 
cant trigger danes
2019-10-21 17:51
Sure about that. I have always wondered why danish people speaks with a potato in their mouth.
2019-10-21 19:06
+1 also wondered why they speak with oatmeal in their mouth
2019-10-22 00:02
#592
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Denmark Lassy 
+1 also wondered why they speak like they just ate a really hot chili oh wait
2019-10-23 10:39
Homos? Surrendering in two hours?
2019-10-22 17:05
- Talking about the defeat on the Falklands war (works specially if the person who says it is from UK, Chile or Mexico maybe. - Messi no world cup - 2 paid world cups (._.)^
2019-10-21 17:57
#63
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United Kingdom aight_bet 
ez for uk in the falklands war.
2019-10-21 18:07
#74
walle | 
Lithuania BOT Troy 
Ronaldo > Messi
2019-10-21 18:13
3rd world country brain
2019-10-21 18:40
#430
NiKo | 
Europe DRM7MD 
True +1
2019-10-22 12:05
#235
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United Kingdom LukeSando 
Why is it effective if a Chilian or Mexican says it
2019-10-21 20:45
With chileans the problem is that they didn't help Argentina in the conflict. With Mexicans (some of them) kinda hate Argentina for some reason idk. Always in chats of footbal matches you see people from those countries coming with this kind of stuff (._.')
2019-10-21 20:53
#54
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Austria iVolcan 
Austria: call us german little germany or just compare us to germany in general
2019-10-21 18:01
#131
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Reunion AlexTenebrae 
Hey, low budget Germany
2019-10-21 18:58
#433
NiKo | 
Europe DRM7MD 
Hey med-kit.
2019-10-22 12:06
#449
 | 
Reunion AlexTenebrae 
It's OK
2019-10-22 12:11
#486
zE | 
Finland Sev1ce 
we need med kit it save life )))))))
2019-10-22 13:42
#518
 | 
Greece NaviGuy 
+1 wtfmen)))
2019-10-22 17:08
#453
 | 
Australia vitorconti9 
ROFL
2019-10-22 12:16
Austria is basically german
2019-10-21 19:03
Austrians are ethnically German bud. Its a fact.
2019-10-21 21:20
#345
 | 
Austria iVolcan 
other way around but nt
2019-10-22 03:12
Hey hitler
2019-10-23 06:58
#586
 | 
Austria epiXYZ 
the bestest german man was austrian men)))
2019-10-23 10:18
#615
 | 
Austria iVolcan 
most famous*
2019-10-23 16:54
say “americans” aren’t actually american
2019-10-21 18:04
#72
DaZeD | 
Turkey qubeKs 
Hey dude! Are you actually american or immigrant ;)
2019-10-21 18:12
born in the land of burgers but family are immigrants men)))
2019-10-21 18:18
#90
DaZeD | 
Turkey qubeKs 
Ok men))))
2019-10-21 18:18
#437
NiKo | 
Europe DRM7MD 
Dude all americans are immigrants that is a fact.
2019-10-22 12:08
#454
 | 
Australia vitorconti9 
-10000 IQ
2019-10-22 12:17
#461
NiKo | 
Europe DRM7MD 
Dude go read about history, all americans are basically immigrants.
2019-10-22 12:23
#551
 | 
Australia vitorconti9 
Oh yeah? All of them?? I understand that most of them are historically immigrants but NOT ALL. There are still many educated people coming from an Aboriginal background. Just stop pretending please.
2019-10-23 00:28
#568
 | 
Belgium ZxTox 
All australians are criminals xaxxaxaax
2019-10-23 07:25
#631
NiKo | 
Europe DRM7MD 
Dude aboriginal americans represent 1.6% of the total U.S. population. That is nothing comparing it to 98.4% non native (basically immigrants). So it is safe to say that basically all americans are immigrants.
2019-10-23 17:41
#460
NiKo | 
Europe DRM7MD 
b
2019-10-22 12:23
#519
 | 
Greece NaviGuy 
+1
2019-10-22 17:09
#488
zE | 
Finland Sev1ce 
americans are from europe
2019-10-22 13:49
??? Unexpected from finland, i thought finnish people were smart. You act as if asian immigrants don’t exist. You act as if african immigrants dont exist.
2019-10-23 07:00
#575
zE | 
Finland Sev1ce 
there is no native americans, only immigrants.
2019-10-23 08:30
#59
 | 
China tralia 
free taiwan or hk
2019-10-21 18:04
Taiwan is free Hong Kong is next Then the mainland! #FREEHONGKONG
2019-10-21 19:06
#195
 | 
Greece Gianopoulos 
Free Beijing
2019-10-21 19:49
#341
 | 
China tralia 
hope :)
2019-10-22 02:00
#560
 | 
China Djang0zz 
+1111111
2019-10-23 05:34
Talking how USSR destroyed Finland in ww2. ...wait
2019-10-21 18:05
#123
 | 
Finland Autisthicc 
only some rightist people or old grandpas will get triggered lol, rest dont 🚘
2019-10-21 18:53
rly, past is the past
2019-10-21 19:03
#362
 | 
Finland Karri 
they didnt destroy finland, but they did win. if they destroyed finland you would be russian not finnish)
2019-10-22 07:44
#636
 | 
Russia misterB 
dont agree coz ussr destroyed Germany and divide it with other contries(BRD and DDR). But germans in USSR part are still germans
2019-10-23 19:06
#637
 | 
Finland Karri 
honestly true but if u ever studied the wars between finland and russia you would agree, russia did win but didnt destroy and "underperformed"
2019-10-23 19:09
#638
 | 
Russia misterB 
agree 100%. but as i remember when i learned this at school nobody tell us that ussr won. We got something but we lost more so nobody can call this as 'win'
2019-10-23 19:11
#62
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United Kingdom aight_bet 
nothing can trigger the uk. we are top1. best country in the world. ez for uk cs and GOD SAVE THE QUEEN
2019-10-21 18:06
0/8 worst cs country full of toxic kids who suck at the game. And fuck your queen get to modern age and kick those bums who live on your tax money
2019-10-21 18:13
#78
 | 
United Kingdom aight_bet 
stfu no one asked you anything ok.
2019-10-21 18:14
#289
Aleksib | 
Europe kiiri 
Point made, good work
2019-10-21 22:03
#293
 | 
United Kingdom aight_bet 
thanks.
2019-10-21 22:06
Monarchy needs to go
2019-10-21 22:08
#134
 | 
Reunion AlexTenebrae 
Yellow teeth
2019-10-21 19:00
teeth and you have serious problem that you are not a big and strong British Empire any more
2019-10-21 19:18
>Empire >Poland
2019-10-21 22:09
Did i said Polish Empire ? XDDDDD idk where you live but learn 2 read
2019-10-22 09:02
Your saying Britan lost its empire but at least they are 1st world and had an empire
2019-10-22 11:47
huh, so what i said really hurts your feelings ? dont cry my yellow teeth friend I wasn't trying to offend you ps: Poland is 1st world country (I know that its sooooo "funny" to say that It's not ha ha xa xa xa etc.) and also Commonwealth was pretty OP for some time. You are just crying becouse you have nothing now and if your ex-colony (USA) wanted to rekt you they would do that in one day.
2019-10-22 12:58
#491
zE | 
Finland Sev1ce 
come clean my toilet i give 5 dollar, ( u will have food for the whole year)
2019-10-22 13:52
:D
2019-10-22 23:36
Polak
2019-10-22 17:51
#442
NiKo | 
Europe DRM7MD 
3Head
2019-10-22 12:09
say India is a bad country. This will trigger 95% of the people. Also say something to his/her mom, will trigger 99.99% of people. Say something about Modi(dependent good or bad about him in certain situations), will trigger 100% people.
2019-10-21 18:08
#79
DaZeD | 
Turkey qubeKs 
Or you just need a pakistani user to comment on a indian users comment.
2019-10-21 18:14
stfu kebab lol I got triggered there. Pakistan mentioned anywhere triggers us. Btw wasn't thread about how to trigger your own country?
2019-10-21 18:51
#138
DaZeD | 
Turkey qubeKs 
Lmao i actually scared for a second when i read stfu kebab XD
2019-10-21 19:01
How do toilet comments affect you.
2019-10-21 18:18
I mean it doesn't offend when we talk among ourselves. Btw I don't mind bro. Nice meme.
2019-10-21 18:49
"Indian 'english' tutorials on YT are cancer" this triggers you or nah ? :D
2019-10-21 19:24
to me personally nothing triggers now.... I used to get triggered but I'm past it. I love roasting and getting roasted even roast myself.
2019-10-21 19:26
oh ok, but could it trigger other Hindu mens))) ?
2019-10-21 21:32
not really given that most of the people know that English ain't our primary language. Our accent is way different. Might trigger of them.
2019-10-22 00:35
What about Mumbai call (scam) centres?
2019-10-22 09:41
no one cares except for the workers and ones who are directly related. Most of the people know about frauds and scams present in this country. Some can't take it and get triggered but most people accept it.
2019-10-22 11:02
Does the government do anything about it? Surely there must be some actions taken, yet there's so many scammers.
2019-10-22 11:03
no not really. People don't care. And if you don't have problem, don't go to police or anywhere why will gov. care. Also about big scams, yeah they do take measures as much possible. Btw everyone in politics is scammed. I mean they spend such huge loads or money from where. That money comes from scams and industrialists(to support scams). Current govt. is probably best in terms of scams but still this one isn't totally transparent.
2019-10-22 11:07
I fucking hate how most third world countries (sorry) are fucked by their governments. Hope you get a transparent and just government my friend.
2019-10-22 11:11
Yeah bro its sad. They don't focus on education. Just focus on vote bank and thats why focus only primary education. We students who want to do research etc, don't have proper sources have to go to other countries. But this govt is probably the best we could get imo. They're focusing on economy, basic infrastructure and like social issues but not on education. I love my country but I fear eventually I would've to leave at some point of time.
2019-10-22 11:17
Your mom shif county
2019-10-21 22:09
I couldn't understand. My Englando pretty weak mens)))
2019-10-22 00:36
Third condition lol can relate
2019-10-22 07:48
#383
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France Chylvain2 
Who is Modi ?
2019-10-22 09:26
our prime minister.
2019-10-22 11:01
#447
NiKo | 
Europe DRM7MD 
WH OMEGALUL
2019-10-22 12:10
Say literally anything and we'll call you a cunt
2019-10-21 18:09
#76
DaZeD | 
Turkey qubeKs 
What if i say i like uk?
2019-10-21 18:13
cunt
2019-10-21 18:51
fking cunt....
2019-10-21 18:55
#75
DaZeD | 
Turkey qubeKs 
Just call us terrorists or say something about armenian genocide
2019-10-21 18:13
#81
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United Kingdom aight_bet 
nt kurd.
2019-10-21 18:16
#83
DaZeD | 
Turkey qubeKs 
OROSPU COCUGU NE DEDIN BANA LAN?
2019-10-21 18:18
#85
 | 
United Kingdom aight_bet 
yes cya lan.
2019-10-21 18:18
#87
DaZeD | 
Turkey qubeKs 
Fuxk mens((( that was a joke.
2019-10-21 18:18
#89
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United Kingdom aight_bet 
come to uk. cya lan.
2019-10-21 18:18
#94
DaZeD | 
Turkey qubeKs 
Umm justbefore end this conversation, do you really know what does lan mean XD
2019-10-21 18:20
#95
 | 
United Kingdom aight_bet 
yes local area network. jk it means mens)))))
2019-10-21 18:21
#99
DaZeD | 
Turkey qubeKs 
It actually means like WHAT? or even sometimes WTF? Whitout bad words in it men))))
2019-10-21 18:22
#100
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United Kingdom aight_bet 
oooooh ok i seee. thanks for teaching me.
2019-10-21 18:22
#363
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Finland Karri 
armenian genocide never forget)
2019-10-22 07:46
#80
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Asia editz107 
Terrorist
2019-10-21 18:15
#82
 | 
Brazil Babbu 
My country or the kids of my country?
2019-10-21 18:17
#103
 | 
World memyselfandI 
You aren't really grown up before you hit 30.
2019-10-21 18:23
#118
 | 
Singapore Asturobot 
fa
2019-10-21 18:50
ve
2019-10-21 19:12
#187
rain | 
Estonia raynster 
la
2019-10-21 19:36
#240
 | 
Brazil Babbu 
So
2019-10-21 20:56
N good player yes)))
2019-10-21 19:37
#224
 | 
Europe black1ch 
I
2019-10-21 20:19
#238
Tomato | 
Europe boys 
GG --- wp
2019-10-21 20:55
#277
 | 
Europe Kilian_9047 
Ers
2019-10-21 21:45
#520
 | 
Greece NaviGuy 
wtf cya
2019-10-22 17:13
#525
 | 
Europe Kilian_9047 
Wtf men((
2019-10-22 19:28
#598
rain | 
Estonia raynster 
n1 mens )))
2019-10-23 13:08
Have a flag on anything
2019-10-21 18:23
#102
 | 
World memyselfandI 
How much do you make?
2019-10-21 18:23
#104
 | 
Romania Iosif 
Call us gypsies
2019-10-21 18:23
but but but you are..
2019-10-21 18:25
Truth hurts...!
2019-10-21 18:57
#162
cyx | 
Switzerland HUFTGOLD 
ignorance combined with stupidity hurts worse, bruder (...!)
2019-10-21 19:13
your mom called again - she wants you to get off hltv again or she is closing the router...
2019-10-21 19:14
#168
cyx | 
Switzerland HUFTGOLD 
2001 wants its joke back, hoe. Or come tickle my balls, so we can laugh together 🖕
2019-10-21 19:18
Please remember your appointment at anger management tomorrow you obviously need it dude... Say HI to your mom for me...
2019-10-21 19:22
#176
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Romania Iosif 
ok 8 y old, whatever you say
2019-10-21 19:23
is your mom 8 years old? wtf dude...
2019-10-21 19:25
#181
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Romania Iosif 
0/8, bye
2019-10-21 19:26
I do not understand... first she is 8 now 0/8 - you are confusing...
2019-10-21 19:28
#225
cyx | 
Switzerland HUFTGOLD 
alright, norway wannabe. /r/wooosh
2019-10-21 20:19
who would not want a ton load of oil money?
2019-10-21 20:21
#314
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Romania Obuz8 
+1 greatest way to trigger a romanian,even i fall for it sometimes
2019-10-22 00:07
+2 there's no easier way
2019-10-22 09:22
#567
 | 
Romania HypeXUp 
+ 3
2019-10-23 07:12
#105
 | 
African Union Zawwy 
Just stare at him with a nervous look.
2019-10-21 18:24
That's not true
2019-10-21 18:37
#119
 | 
China Rynaki 
Hong Kong B-)
2019-10-21 18:51
#127
 | 
Finland Autisthicc 
you cant, we lose everything already. only life left to give up pooor)!
2019-10-21 18:54
Just tell them they are toilet cleaners and that's all they will get mad and baited ez af cuz they are 5 iq
2019-10-21 18:56
#141
 | 
Reunion AlexTenebrae 
Say that French part is the best one
2019-10-21 19:02
#198
 | 
Greece Gianopoulos 
And isn't it ?
2019-10-21 19:52
#205
 | 
Reunion AlexTenebrae 
Ofc no, LUL wtf. Ruhm die Deutsche Schweiz
2019-10-21 20:02
#232
 | 
Greece Gianopoulos 
Sie sollten in die italienische Region gehen
2019-10-21 20:41
#242
 | 
Reunion AlexTenebrae 
Still better than French
2019-10-21 21:10
#243
 | 
Greece Gianopoulos 
What u dislike more in the french side?
2019-10-21 21:13
#276
 | 
Reunion AlexTenebrae 
Everything. Language. Rulers. LEFTISM AND MULTICULTURALISM (I DON'T WANT TO SEE MOSQUES AND BURQAS HERE)
2019-10-21 21:45
#285
 | 
Greece Gianopoulos 
Nice m8, its ok to be conservative. Nowadays here in EU are full with libtards
2019-10-21 21:59
#288
 | 
Reunion AlexTenebrae 
U know m8, I have nothing bad against people who came here to work(nationality or anything else doesn't matter) . Those people are learning our languages (depends on part of country), they honor our laws and traditions without yelling "me am ogaboga me am kaboom". EUs policy will bring us a second Adolf with no clue, becuz as more retarded leftist ideas are being propagated as more far right wing ideas will become popular.
2019-10-21 22:03
#294
 | 
Greece Gianopoulos 
Your reading of the situation is great, and I share the same opinion, but if you express yourself in this way "at least here in Greece " People already call them racist and think you have prejudice. This difficult to express today without being judged
2019-10-21 22:06
#297
 | 
Reunion AlexTenebrae 
Yeah, I know, if you don't like anything from leftist propaganda you will be shamed as nazi. But here people are little bit more adequate than in whole EU. (still not in French part)
2019-10-21 22:08
#148
halo | 
United States fraus 
idk, nothing personally offends me
2019-10-21 19:04
M**lim kid from your school thinks another
2019-10-21 21:18
#366
 | 
Finland Karri 
your mom is like a school cuz i wanna shoot kids all over her)
2019-10-22 07:47
#521
 | 
Greece NaviGuy 
mens))) wtf
2019-10-22 17:14
#635
 | 
Finland Karri 
))))) roasted
2019-10-23 19:02
You don't have to say anything. Just smile all the time, people will think that either you are an idiot, or it's something wrong with them.
2019-10-21 19:07
Because why tf someone would just start smiling. That looks weird and maybe even creepy
2019-10-21 21:19
1.Tell something bad about Putin in the presence of aged people 2.Tell anything good about any european country and ofc USA 3.idk whats more.Mb ask stupid questions.I think it triggers russian the most.
2019-10-21 19:11
#639
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Russia misterB 
1 and 2 works only with Putin fans. But dont call all 50+yo people putin supporters pls
2019-10-23 19:11
most part of 50 +yo suddenly are Putin`s supporters
2019-10-24 13:34
#167
 | 
Spain Holiwis 
don't critisize spain, only spaniards can complain about our own country
2019-10-21 19:18
Francisko Franko
2019-10-21 21:19
+1 we also do that in Portugal
2019-10-22 23:42
#172
 | 
Denmark OscarGF 
Say you don't want to participate in the common community and that you don't like it.
2019-10-21 19:20
#173
 | 
Sweden Roods 
Show an old christmas cartoon from atleast 50 years back > Gets removed for somebody being triggered by one 3second scene
2019-10-21 19:22
#180
 | 
Denmark OscarGF 
Lmao. Such a huge shame.
2019-10-21 19:26
#188
 | 
Sweden Roods 
Indeed it is.
2019-10-21 19:37
"so you speak arabic?"
2019-10-21 19:23
#451
NiKo | 
Europe DRM7MD 
Yes kinda, you have a lot of arabic words in your language.
2019-10-22 12:15
Income tax
2019-10-21 19:39
#197
TOAO | 
Poland Siarrra 
Poor, toilet cleaners, WW2,
2019-10-21 19:52
Russian speaking chinese looking muslims?
2019-10-21 19:56
questionmark? thats a fact
2019-10-21 20:06
nt buryat we don’t look chinese
2019-10-21 20:08
i press x
2019-10-21 20:09
I have a real question my friend. What’s the relationship between mongols and kazakhs from Mongolia?
2019-10-21 20:13
if only i knew, ask a mongol
2019-10-21 20:14
wtf i thought you’re mongol (
2019-10-21 20:17
He is mongoloide its a different ethnicity
2019-10-22 23:43
#315
 | 
Romania Obuz8 
Actually you do lol
2019-10-22 00:09
#203
 | 
Slovakia S1W0 
Slovenia ?
2019-10-21 19:56
#236
 | 
United Kingdom LukeSando 
Serbia?
2019-10-21 20:51
#241
 | 
Slovakia S1W0 
Never heard that one before tbh
2019-10-21 21:00
Northern Hungary?
2019-10-22 00:39
Say something in English))
2019-10-21 20:05
Ya yebal DOLBOEB nahui pidaras pendos yebuchiy
2019-10-21 21:21
Rili burjuii zaebali
2019-10-21 22:41
Don't say the man-made climate change isn't real. The religious believers will hate you.
2019-10-21 20:08
Say that ence sucks or thath finns are basically swedes
2019-10-21 20:09
#215
 | 
Canada SevenLions 
How to trigger 9/10 of the world population with 1 word : soccer
2019-10-21 20:09
THATS FOOTBALL YOU MORONS!!1!11!!
2019-10-21 21:22
#261
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Canada SevenLions 
point made thank you
2019-10-21 21:33
#456
NiKo | 
Europe DRM7MD 
TRUE because everyone calls it football and it is actually a ball and they play it with feet unlike HandEgg.
2019-10-22 12:20
#494
 | 
Canada SevenLions 
The point is that soccer triggers everyone except Americans and Canadians. I know we will never agree on what football is but handegg is the most stupid name I've ever seen. The ball in American Football doesn't look like an egg at all, can we just call it American Football VS Football (soccer)
2019-10-22 14:26
#497
NiKo | 
Europe DRM7MD 
It looks closer to an egg than a ball. what about the hand part? The "ball" spend more time with hand than feet why is it "football" ? I wouldn't mind calling it American football and calling actual football football.
2019-10-22 15:22
#498
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Canada SevenLions 
It's called football because the ball is 1foot long (12in, 30cm), but we can agree with Football and American Football
2019-10-22 15:38
I thought that every country that doesn't say soccer say football and American football
2019-10-22 23:46
#602
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Canada SevenLions 
No they say handegg which is completely absurd. At least, soccer is an official word in USA and Canada (MLS = Major League Soccer) and nowhere Handegg is an official word.
2019-10-23 14:30
Really? Here in Portugal when we have english lessons we use football and American football to describe those sports
2019-10-23 17:12
#624
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Canada SevenLions 
well handegg is a meme but I see it pretty much everywhere. Here, on 9Gag, on reddit, on various forums, etc
2019-10-23 17:24
Most people on these forums are trolling so maybe that's why you see a lot of people saying handegg it's really just to annoy American football fans
2019-10-24 04:08
#216
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United States ferric 
USA: Don't even joke about NA education: hltv.org/forums/threads/2169159/na-educa..
2019-10-21 20:10
Don't talk about leprechaun's with irish people, we literally never talk about them and usually we will think your making fun of us if u say 'top of the morning to ye' or 'potatoe' just stupid
2019-10-21 20:16
#648
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Norway de1ka 
leprechaun shut up, go search for your golden cauldron
2019-10-23 21:23
Denmark: Never break the Jantalov
2019-10-21 20:17
Saying anything "bad" about women or Greta Thunberg
2019-10-21 20:22
What if you say something bad about women but you're muslim?
2019-10-21 21:14
#268
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Sweden hyllie 
bruh no
2019-10-21 21:41
#231
 | 
Finland BMW_xseveN 
Never say ence bad
2019-10-21 20:39
Ence so bad
2019-10-22 08:30
#628
 | 
Finland Sorsastajala 
ence bad
2019-10-23 17:29
#657
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Finland EnceTier10 
Ence bad
2019-10-23 21:36
Probably Russians and racism tbh.
2019-10-21 20:43
Saying we belong to Spain or we speak Spanish even is similar tho
2019-10-21 20:45
"Native Americans are getting more money for land claims"
2019-10-21 20:56
Dont even try to call us russki
2019-10-21 21:17
#252
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Poland misterr_ 
idk but i get triggered when someone call us ruski but overall i think some historical things (that are false) such as polish death camps BRO i'd hit that guy
2019-10-21 21:23
sweden, germany: "refugees" poland: north korean construction workers
2019-10-21 21:28
Talk to English Canadians about French Canadians and there will be some passion there. Vice-versa as well. But it’s fine cause they’ll never have independence and they can keep bitching about it. Not gonna lie though, I want Quebec to be independent cause then we would be rid of them.
2019-10-21 21:30
wow, even Canadians hate french Canadians lmao.
2019-10-21 21:46
We hate them the most.
2019-10-22 06:00
If you get rid of them can we annex them to France ? They are so nice from my experience :)
2019-10-23 00:05
But then our country would look like shit with Quebec dividing the east coast from the rest of Canada. I’d rather them be independent for a couple months, and then realize that they fucked up and beg to come back into Canada.
2019-10-23 03:59
say that device isnt the greatest of all time
2019-10-21 21:38
How much do you earn per month?
2019-10-21 21:41
talk trash about mibr , 7-1 dont even trigger us anymore
2019-10-21 21:41
#272
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Canada fvrkan 
calling us "goatfuckers". funny part is the real goatfuckers are kurds and people from west find them sympathetic
2019-10-21 21:41
#312
Finland em8 
all arabs are goat fuckers
2019-10-22 00:05
#650
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Norway de1ka 
all arabs are kurds
2019-10-23 21:25
your can't really trigger germans, we know that we are better than everyone! I challenge you to trigger me!
2019-10-21 21:41
#283
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Switzerland sl4p3z 
id call you a word... but its not allowed
2019-10-21 21:58
what word ?
2019-10-21 22:06
It's true. As a native american i instinctively dislike most European countries but not Germany. In fact lots of my family and friends are the same way.
2019-10-22 04:04
#587
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Austria epiXYZ 
Austria>Germany
2019-10-23 10:20
XDXDXD
2019-10-23 10:21
#651
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Norway de1ka 
austria is little germany
2019-10-23 21:25
#652
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Norway de1ka 
ww2, nazi and etc, you're triggered now for sure men
2019-10-23 21:25
#656
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Norway de1ka 
GERMANISTAN
2019-10-23 21:28
Übermensch revealed
2019-10-24 07:28
#279
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Brazil perdidao 
If you really want to trigger a brazilian, call him "roludo"
2019-10-21 21:48
KKKKKKKKK NT
2019-10-23 08:50
#653
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Norway de1ka 
nt ronaldo
2019-10-23 21:26
#286
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India nAgent 
this reminds me of those idiots who all answers DJ/32k if asked said question.
2019-10-21 22:01
free kurdistan
2019-10-21 22:02
insulting kemal ataturk has been working for me lately very well
2019-10-21 22:27
yeap
2019-10-21 23:16
Wtf with Germany?
2019-10-22 10:06
#305
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Russia F1Z1K 
Don't smile too much in Russia (at least don't do it like Americans do in their country), the people will think you are weird In Dagestan (a Russian republic, where I come from) NEVER talk bullshit about Khabib if you want to be treated well. But I break this rule pretty often since I hate him
2019-10-21 22:25
when I came to America everyone was always smiling and random strangers would say hello on the street/subway/whatever. I thought it was weird at first but you get used to it after a while
2019-10-22 00:09
#311
Finland em8 
i dont think anything can trigger us 8)
2019-10-22 00:04
#318
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Russia F1Z1K 
Even if we get into your personal space?
2019-10-22 00:33
If I were a Finn I’d be pretty triggered over what happened to Ence
2019-10-23 00:45
#574
cadiaN | 
Finland 0lter 
Same with EG and liquid lul
2019-10-23 07:42
Belgium = France wannabe
2019-10-22 00:11
#421
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France Chylvain2 
ahah + france created fries
2019-10-22 11:54
#654
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Norway de1ka 
shut up waffle
2019-10-23 21:26
call them a nonce
2019-10-22 00:38
#324
woxic | 
Turkey sedo7 
if i say hitler which country is getting triggered xD germany? poland? israel? xD
2019-10-22 00:42
#531
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Poland PanArek 
probably
2019-10-22 21:14
#327
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Australia flashi 
we're all convicts ez pz trigger some 40 year old karen who buys clothes at best n less
2019-10-22 00:50
other countries (specialy USA) trying to make an italian dish, like making pizza which is actually a not original pizza and call it pizza. ffs US dumbs
2019-10-22 00:56
NY pizza > Italian pizza
2019-10-23 00:44
#333
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Canada ZHF 
Call the US a better country than Canada in any way, Canadians tend to brag about how their country so much better than the US
2019-10-22 01:19
#466
NiKo | 
Europe DRM7MD 
Canada is the better country in all aspects except for military. Spiting facts over here.
2019-10-22 12:31
#655
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Norway de1ka 
canada > usa for sure
2019-10-23 21:27
Never say anything that isn't politically correct or white knights will killuminati you
2019-10-22 01:20
You don't need to do anything - just say something bad about Finland. All of Finland gets triggered any time anyone outside Finland criticize us of anything. If you say we are a 3rd World Country we get triggered and try to explain how our country has high HDI or good education. We are a small insecure country so anytime anyone says anything even slightly critical no matter how valid or ridiculous it is you will trigger all of Finland. Our newspapers will always have room for a frontpage cover of how a random farmer in Tennesee or politician in New Zeland said something about Finland. If you ever happen to want to manipulate a Finnish person just say nice things about Finland and they will automatically like you. A late night comedian Conan O'Brian just mentioned Finland once and he became the most popular late night comedian over here.
2019-10-22 01:25
superb
2019-10-22 07:47
We here in monaco dont get triggered by subhumans
2019-10-22 06:07
Gypsies. If you call us, tell us that there are a lot of them etc. Or Trianon. Or world wars. Or 1956. Or Fidesz. There are a lot more, but these are the ones that came in mind for me
2019-10-22 06:13
I'm not sure about the whole country, but we have a word that will trigger 80% of the population.
2019-10-22 06:34
#419
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France Chylvain2 
which one ?
2019-10-22 11:53
I earn 32k/month and im a dj
2019-10-22 06:40
#353
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Sweden mustiGOD 
nt russian swedish
2019-10-22 06:41
nt go to ur doghouse musti
2019-10-22 09:19
#355
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Germany Sonnabend 
Money is the same for Germany too. I think saying that somebody from germany is a nazi is an easy way to trigger him, or just say GERMANISTAN 😂😂😂
2019-10-22 07:23
you cant trigger the USA you can only trigger 50% of it at a time because half the coutry believes opposite things and hates each other.
2019-10-22 07:29
#358
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Germany Xantennn 
Can't trigger a German, we are superhuman
2019-10-22 07:30
#493
zE | 
Finland Sev1ce 
germany budget turkey with homo's everywhere
2019-10-22 14:10
#530
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Poland PanArek 
lma0
2019-10-22 21:13
#361
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Australia Finalization 
just call an australian a leb or china man
2019-10-22 07:44
#468
NiKo | 
Europe DRM7MD 
No one would care enough to try to trigger you.
2019-10-22 12:35
-Talking shit about Erdogan triggers %50 of the population. For Atatürk, it triggers %70. -Calling Arab triggers %70 -Baklava is actually Greek: %90 -Genocide: %95 -Islam: %80 -Ottoman Empire: %40 -Insulting his/her favorite football team: One of the most effective triggering action. -Insulting his/her mother: He/she wants to kill you immediately. Or you can simply try telling "you can't" about anything.
2019-10-22 08:04
thx for the tip
2019-10-22 08:29
#380
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Finland ToxicDUD 
Hello Turkey Human rights here Where Armenians?
2019-10-22 09:24
Still living in Turkey. They have their own schools, churches, associations. Rest are in their graves, sleeping happily I hope.
2019-10-22 09:35
#387
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Finland ToxicDUD 
Idk if you deny Armenian Genocide or not but may they rest in peace
2019-10-22 09:36
I'm a hyper-realistic person, I don't deny facts.
2019-10-22 11:01
I don't know anything about the genocide so I don't talk about it.
2019-10-22 12:08
#467
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Finland ToxicDUD 
look it up
2019-10-22 12:34
Where, the internet? No thank you. I mean "real" Solid proof, 1st handed resource
2019-10-22 16:54
#506
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Finland ToxicDUD 
U could go for any of the historical archives but turkey is famous for denying it so idk
2019-10-22 16:55
#463
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Turkey Lennon1923 
Rekt
2019-10-22 12:24
oh youre the guy i hacked lol
2019-10-22 08:11
Go ahead and try to trigger best country in EUROPE 😎
2019-10-22 09:04
#393
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Switzerland Indeon 
*in the world
2019-10-22 09:54
#379
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Finland ToxicDUD 
Call us communists
2019-10-22 09:24
Y.
2019-10-22 09:35
I will continue with France : - Never remind them about their famous "White flag streak"
2019-10-22 09:41
#392
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France Chylvain2 
+1 white flag trigger me a little, not because ppk think we surender easlily, but the fact that ppl don't know france has one of the best ratio victory in wars.
2019-10-22 09:49
+1
2019-10-22 10:24
#396
fnx | 
Brazil TxZz 
That is easy, just type botzera
2019-10-22 10:09
#440
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United Kingdom compl3xii 
BoTACO
2019-10-22 12:09
Never ask a Turk about anything regarding their history and government
2019-10-22 11:17
+1 "WHATCHU SAY TO MY OTTOMEN)) EMPIRE BITCH?!?!? *CEDDİN DEDEN NESLİN BABAN*"
2019-10-22 12:07
Enver baba did nothing wronk mens))
2019-10-22 14:37
Norway: I don't understand the deal with 17. mai (norway's national day)
2019-10-22 11:20
#418
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France Chylvain2 
what happened ?
2019-10-22 11:51
we made our own constitution 17. may 1814
2019-10-22 13:38
Say anything positive about serbia Say anything about macedonia
2019-10-22 11:50
#428
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United Kingdom compl3xii 
Anything about brexit
2019-10-22 12:04
What about yellow teeth?
2019-10-22 12:06
#436
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United Kingdom compl3xii 
I don't have yellow teeth though so get shit on. My teeth are straighter than Joe's
2019-10-22 12:08
#469
NiKo | 
Europe DRM7MD 
JOE MAMA
2019-10-22 12:38
#479
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United Kingdom compl3xii 
Beat me to it
2019-10-22 13:35
#492
NiKo | 
Europe DRM7MD 
NT
2019-10-22 14:09
Isn't that annoying anyway, people accusing you for something that you don't have/don't do...
2019-10-22 16:56
#578
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United Kingdom compl3xii 
Nah
2019-10-23 09:27
First of all, "nt kebab" doesn't even trigger us. We love kebab. Islam&Arabic stereotypes can trigger Turks easily(cuz we are not Arab). Also calling an anti-Erdogan Turk "Erdogan supporter" will trigger them. Armenian genocide always works btw.
2019-10-22 12:05
#443
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United Kingdom compl3xii 
I love kebab too mens(((
2019-10-22 12:09
#458
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Turkey Lennon1923 
Bunları aptal gibi söylüyorsunuz sonra hep bize karşı kullanıyorlar bu kadar gerizekalı olamazsınız
2019-10-22 12:22
Brother, grow up and don't get triggered this easily. It also spells as "geri zekalı" I'm checking if you get triggered by getting TDKd
2019-10-22 14:39
#532
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Turkey Lennon1923 
yav he amk bi siktirgit çocuk
2019-10-22 22:45
I am teaching you how to spell a common phrase and you're getting triggered. Low IQ, very low education. You're a disgrace to this country.
2019-10-23 07:40
#606
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Turkey Lennon1923 
aynen abisi birine gerizekalı dediğimde triggerlanmış oluyorum :D kendini zeki sanan aptal seni aynen low iq benim sen bu ülkenin kurtarıcısısın ve tahmin edeyim en fazla 17 18 yaşındasın :D hiç şaşırtıcı değil :D:D
2019-10-23 15:50
hayır. sana doğrusunu söylediğimde yav siktir git mk diyecek kadar sığ olduğun için "geri zekalı" oluyorsun. kafana göre yaş tahmini yapıp kendini de doğrulamışsın, gerçek bir sığır örneğisin.
2019-10-23 16:23
#612
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Turkey Lennon1923 
ben senin kurduğun cümlelere göre yaş tahminini yaptım gelmiş birde doğrusunu söyledim diyor :D eğitimsiz bir salaksın çok belli büyüde gel ki tartışabilelim abisi
2019-10-23 16:42
de da nasıl yazılır bilmeden birine eğitimsiz deme cüretini ancak bir cahil gösterebilir zaten. Türkçeyi düzgün öğren, sonra tartışalım.
2019-10-23 16:46
#616
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Turkey Lennon1923 
aynen hltv gibi bir sitede de da nasıl yazılır ona bakıyorum zaten :D senin gibi bir sığırla konuştuğuma üzüldüm şu an. senin gibi boş insanlara cevap bile vermemek lazım. bu arada cümleye büyük harf ile başlanır gerizekalı kardeşim benim. hadi dikkat et kendine.
2019-10-23 16:56
klasik ortadoğulu eğitimsiz 30+ yaş tripleri.
2019-10-23 17:11
#487
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Brazil EZ4ENCEDENS 
nt kepap
2019-10-22 13:44
ME TRIGGERED, ME DESTROY RRRRRREEEEEEE
2019-10-22 16:53
#439
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United States FarCentrist 
JFK Guns
2019-10-22 12:08
#441
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United Kingdom compl3xii 
Fucking redneck
2019-10-22 12:09
#444
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United States FarCentrist 
nt roadman
2019-10-22 12:09
#445
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United Kingdom compl3xii 
Lol my income is above average I'm far from a roadman XD
2019-10-22 12:10
#446
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United States FarCentrist 
Ive seen rich roadmen.
2019-10-22 12:10
#450
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United Kingdom compl3xii 
I'm not a roadman. Because I can actually speak without feeling the urge to knife people
2019-10-22 12:12
Make Mannerheim black
2019-10-22 12:11
Sorry but I earn more than you.
2019-10-22 12:15
Start speaking russian
2019-10-22 12:19
Ahahahhah
2019-10-23 00:34
Tell that being poor in Finland is persons own fault.
2019-10-22 12:27
it is
2019-10-22 16:54
call everyone a nazi or use some stupid words and spell them wrong then... not fucking me up personally but sometimes im just thinking how stupid humanity can be
2019-10-22 12:58
People Said NaZi = Communism and i said nah, I Will Be A Traitor for No reason.
2019-10-22 13:09
National socialism and communism are very similar though. They're both left , dumb westerners have been brainwashed into believing that nazis = right wing.
2019-10-22 23:55
yes, they both left. BuT In my Country, if i like Communism, i will get jail. Not if i like Nazism
2019-10-23 14:35
#480
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Germany Xamarasa 
i think there should be a speed limit on highways
2019-10-22 13:38
Never talk bad about SDA (leading politic party). You'll get killed.
2019-10-22 15:39
#512
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France Chylvain2 
killed by who ? police, government ?
2019-10-22 17:04
both
2019-10-22 17:04
#514
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France Chylvain2 
its serious ? killed or jailed ?
2019-10-22 17:05
#501
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Kazakhstan MahNinja 
My country is already triggered ;)
2019-10-22 16:03
Winnie the Pooh
2019-10-22 16:55
dont sit next to someone in bus if there are other places available
2019-10-22 16:55
I thought trigger was ni-
2019-10-22 17:52
i actually don't think u can trigger my country, adolf hitler, joseph fritzl not gonna hurt me im proud of this fellow austrians. mayb the transformer from ESC but also not.
2019-10-22 21:11
#529
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Poland PanArek 
How much do you earn?
2019-10-22 21:12
The Falklands. Explain how peronism destroyed this country. Advocate for Liberty , Individualism and free market capitalism. Say Rich people aren't necessarily evil. Be anti welfare. Be anti big government. Be anti taxation and regulations. Say criminals aren't victims of society and they deserve to stay in jail. Talk about the communist guerrilla terrorist attacks prior to the coup in 76.
2019-10-22 23:54
#559
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Guatemala Pakal_I 
oy veymus, i shouldna say'd that
2019-10-23 04:03
Man...you're FRENCH , there's literally nothing you can say that will ever trigger me nor most Argentinians.
2019-10-23 21:00
#644
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Guatemala Pakal_I 
But you just gave me a list of things I can use to trigger Argentinians, how does that make sense?
2019-10-23 21:01
Because Argentinians will get triggered by people who say this so long as they see the people saying it as equals or superiors , im NOT talking shit , im keeping it real to the game.... Most Argentinians see the French as vastly inferior creatures bro , no offense...even leftists think you're a joke here.
2019-10-23 21:04
#647
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Guatemala Pakal_I 
reported
2019-10-23 21:22
LMAOOOOOO You know what your people has done to South America is argueably more evil than what the Soviets did to Cuba right?
2019-10-23 21:23
Wont speak for every swede but we dont wanna talk about muslims
2019-10-22 23:57
#547
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Russia Stanlock_ 
Plz don’t think that Russians drink so much especially vodka. It’s retarded and isn’t right. We drink as much as every European country. In Russia only homeless people drink vodka, because it’s cheap. Also all the myths about Russia like bears on the road and other nonsense that American propaganda said. It’s so sad, that everyone think that’s true
2019-10-23 00:01
#558
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Guatemala Pakal_I 
Russia has a quite high level of alcohol consumption, one of the highest in the world, it's not really imprudent to say Russians like alcohol.
2019-10-23 04:01
#604
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Russia Stanlock_ 
2019-10-23 15:05
#557
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Guatemala Pakal_I 
Turks: Call them Arabs
2019-10-23 03:59
well they are
2019-10-23 07:38
As you might know by playing cs - Russians are very easy to trigger. Say anything about their score, the country and living conditions they live in and call russia a 3rd world country. And now u have 1 more enemy
2019-10-23 06:37
#580
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France Chylvain2 
+1 ahahahah always work but I never try to tilt them because game is over after 1 round
2019-10-23 09:42
In some occassions you can tilt a russian player in faceit lobby and he will ruin your game from the knife round
2019-10-23 15:43
#607
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France Chylvain2 
+1 already happened when someone was AFK at knife round I said "can you stop afk plz" ? then he trolled the game
2019-10-23 16:13
I once had a teammate that started throwing a game because I shot him on warmup
2019-10-24 09:16
Ask if the people from Brunei are called "Brunos" because you have a friend named Bruno
2019-10-23 06:50
#565
shrek | 
New Zealand is_love 
cricket world cup
2019-10-23 07:02
#566
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Australia t0rrent 
By hiding the beuge
2019-10-23 07:05
'Polish Dead Camps' But yeah, it's actually triggering
2019-10-23 07:29
The best way to trigger polack, is insulting the political party he supports. Or just insult his girlfriend
2019-10-23 07:33
Frenchs are without a doubt one of the easiest. Dunno why exactly, but im sure its because of the huge embarassement theyve got by getting rekt in ww2 etc. Being that proud but having to live in a country which loses wars against african countries is a hard pillow to swallow.
2019-10-23 07:38
#579
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France Chylvain2 
having wars lessons by a nex nazi KEKW
2019-10-23 09:39
#589
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Austria epiXYZ 
triggerd.
2019-10-23 10:29
#593
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France Chylvain2 
+1
2019-10-23 10:41
+1
2019-10-23 17:17
This "war" lasted not even 2 months. i know you are butthurt, but its time to accept that you got rekt. same as in 1871. same as in ww1 if uk and us didnt save your ass like always
2019-10-23 13:30
#601
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France Chylvain2 
So much salt here :D
2019-10-23 14:10
dominating is nothing to be salty about
2019-10-23 16:23
#611
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France Chylvain2 
napoleon > hitler
2019-10-23 16:35
ever since germany existed as a country we were far superior to france. but no h8, its okay to be weak and cowardly, we are here to protect you now. the times of embarassement and domination are over
2019-10-23 16:43
#617
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France Chylvain2 
nt merkel
2019-10-23 17:01
merkel > france as everyone knows and accepts
2019-10-23 17:03
#619
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France Chylvain2 
you try too hard man to make tilt that it's look like a low quality bait :'( I thought my german neighboors were smarter than that
2019-10-23 17:04
not baiting tbh
2019-10-23 17:06
#582
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Serbia TheSerb 
Say that kosovo is not serbia
2019-10-23 10:04
that you eat beef
2019-10-23 10:17
xd
2019-10-23 10:30
#591
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Denmark Zaerdna 
Probably something about our history like our military defeats and such. Denmark used to be so much bigger but it got taken from us slowly. The second schleswig-holstein war in 1864 is a sore place for me, 1814 as well.
2019-10-23 10:35
Very Easy say "Austria is just small Germany"
2019-10-23 10:48
For trigger a French, just say "Haha your army is shit blablabla Maginot Line blablabla You lose against Germany
2019-10-23 10:51
Macedonia is a Greek state. And was never its own kingdom
2019-10-23 11:07
#610
REZ | 
Sweden viersz 
trigger a swede: "malmö is a danish city"
2019-10-23 16:25
gun control abortion
2019-10-23 17:28
1. 7 x 1 2. Y'all speak spanish? 3. 60k homicides a year (LUL). 4. Y'all live in the forest? 5. Brazil is just a bunch of favelas. 6. Copacabana beach stinks; people poo there, hew. 7. Dilma/Lula did nothing wrong 8. Brazilian women = big butts = all hookers
2019-10-23 19:19
#658
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Norway de1ka 
lithuania: small poland, russians, 3rd world mens latvia: 6 toes, zirga galva, western lithuania poland: toilet cleaners and etc.............................. turkey: erDOGan, armenia genocide, arabs, kurds france: white flag streak germany: germanistan, or talk something about ww2, nazis, death camps ukraine: russians, xoxols, fakeflaggers, all ukraine is part of russia, not only crimea russia: poor 4th world brainless monkeys, dont insult them at all, they're poor af uk: brexit brazil: botzera, 7-1 estonia: 50% russians 50% fins sweden: swedistan
2019-10-23 21:37
Hungary: Trianon. Or anything that refers to our tragic history. Personally, any romanian can trigger me without saying a word.
2019-10-24 07:33
Hey
2019-10-24 07:39
It really triggers me when someone asks me if I speak Hindi India has 22 Spoken language ffs
2019-10-24 09:31
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