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United States BubbleFlames(BestNaUser) 
hltv.org/forums/threads/2168485/church-g.. October 21 - Bubble Flames' naive dreams are crushed. Long story short, Bubble Flames finally found her on social media. Church girl is 21. For those unaware, Bubble Flames is 16. I do not know what to write. I do not know what to think. A train came out of nowhere and shattered my dreams. I am not sad, I have no emotions right now. I am confused and all I want is to wake up and for this to have been a dream. I have lost nothing, but I have lost everything.
2019-10-22 02:01
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I'm sorry eggiebiscuit
2019-10-22 02:01
#8
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Canada thelegend27 
you mean kooster
2019-10-22 02:07
Who is this eggiebiscuit men?
2019-10-22 03:00
BubbleFlames = eggiebiscuit confirmed
2019-11-05 19:54
Wtf bump
2019-11-05 20:01
idk how i got here i just did
2019-11-05 20:03
xddddd
2019-11-05 20:29
wtf Aachen
2019-10-22 18:06
#2
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Korea OKOptimistic 
f
2019-10-22 02:02
just sex her anyway mens
2019-10-22 02:03
#4
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Canada ZHF 
F my man :(
2019-10-22 02:03
#5
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United States PsychoLogical 
can we get an F in the chat bois?
2019-10-22 02:03
ur a fkn loser lul
2019-10-22 02:04
such a typical NA thing... you're legal in most of europe, just sex her anyway
2019-10-22 02:05
I never wanted to sex her. I wanted a fulfilling relationship
2019-10-22 02:19
gay?
2019-10-22 03:04
No
2019-10-22 03:06
fulfilling relationships are laaaaaaaaaaaame zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
2019-10-22 05:50
U cant have “a fulfilling relationship” without sexing her hard, she will cheat you 24/7
2019-10-22 18:04
We religious people aren't degenerates
2019-10-22 18:05
There is nothing controversial in being religious and having good sex m8
2019-10-22 18:07
#145
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Germany Shadyy89 
wtf 0/8
2019-10-24 14:48
God is homo
2019-10-24 14:55
actually you are
2019-11-05 19:58
#190
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India csgo_veteran 
Lmao being an orthdox religious makes you half a degenerate already
2019-11-07 14:47
You need to get a guitar and rock hard Danzig - Anything under her window @3am. Works 100%.
2019-10-22 18:27
#9
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Australia g00sey 
The way you write, you will be a virgin till you're 27 and eventually crack and either rape someone or buy a prostitute
2019-10-22 02:08
Sex is meaningless to me
2019-10-22 02:20
Expected from mens))))
2019-10-22 03:11
Im sure every girl likes to hear that :D
2019-10-22 05:37
this might be why no girl wants u mens im sorry
2019-10-22 08:03
real talk
2019-10-22 03:26
screw the church girl
2019-10-22 02:09
im sorry. f
2019-10-22 02:20
#15
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China SwooksarV2 
Send insta. I'll get her for you
2019-10-22 03:01
Not happening (((
2019-10-22 03:03
#19
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Japan eternaL_ 
F :(
2019-10-22 03:09
Sad!
2019-10-22 03:13
Gutting mens(((
2019-10-22 03:16
Saddest thing I read all day mens 😭😭😭
2019-10-22 03:14
f mens nt
2019-10-22 03:14
#24
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Europe sn00b_d0gg 
wtf what are bubble flames supposed to be like? and why is bubble flames speaking third person when referring to itself?
2019-10-22 03:15
#25
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Europe sn00b_d0gg 
btw stop stalking that poor girl u creepo!
2019-10-22 03:16
Wtf mens
2019-10-22 03:18
#29
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Europe sn00b_d0gg 
dunno how too clarify it more. do not stalk girl. u = creep0
2019-10-22 03:19
Why no stalk girl?
2019-10-22 03:20
#31
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Europe sn00b_d0gg 
stalk = bad. church girl no like bad, that is why she is church girl. church ppl like god & good
2019-10-22 03:22
Yes, but church girl is 21 so we cannot marry
2019-10-22 03:23
#34
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Europe sn00b_d0gg 
better 4 church girl, cuz u a stalker
2019-10-22 03:24
Why am I stalker? If church girl was younger I could add her on Instagram and woo her with my writing technique.
2019-10-22 03:26
#41
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Europe sn00b_d0gg 
it is pretty obvious. if u want a healthy relationship just go talk 2 her, see if she likes to be talked by u. maybe you both can b woo'd by a nice conversation. maybe ask her her insta or whatever so it would not be weird and creepy to add her there. also 21/2+7=17'5 so ur fine xdddd font: urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=half..
2019-10-22 03:39
#42
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Europe sn00b_d0gg 
wait. :OOOOO sorry mate. no fine. tragic story, this story of yours. wait 3 years so 24/2+7=19 basically u have 3 years to befriend her
2019-10-22 03:42
Devastating story. I hope you get well soon.
2019-10-22 03:17
unluko BubbleFlames
2019-10-22 03:23
#37
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Japan |)McCarthy 
so? she can buy alcoholic drinks to u
2019-10-22 03:28
She probably does not drink alcohol
2019-10-22 03:29
#76
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Hungary mEZENCEphalon 
then you should forget her she aint cool enough for you
2019-10-22 18:08
#149
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Germany Shadyy89 
mate I had 21 yo girlfriend when I was 16. I'll try to keep a long story short. She was the sister of a friend of mine and we went to party and we danced and talked, than started kissing etc and then soon after were a couple, even though I would have never imagined this happening before I met her. Actually didn't even knew her age until a few days after the club. Shit only lasted for 3 or 4 months but it was hella fun. After all I was acting waay more grown up compared to her, but I just loved my PC more at the time so it didn't work out but it made me realize that age is just a fucking number bro. The real age lies in the way you act and not on the number of your ID. I wouldn't give her up just because she is a few years older. Well right now my gf is 22 and Iam 30 and it works out perfect (even though I know it's different when the girl is younger). If you really crushing hard enough on her to post like 20 HLTV Update threads, than you need to try it. If all this is made up stories and bait than I worry about you x.x
2019-10-24 15:01
#162
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Japan |)McCarthy 
heads up dude you'll find another mexican girl
2019-10-24 19:57
#39
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Brazil |LUCAS1| 
I was about to make a joke but i don't want FBI coming to my house so i'm sorry
2019-10-22 03:35
#40
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Germany felixlulz 
man you some next level creep lol
2019-10-22 03:37
its legal in my state
2019-10-22 04:02
#44
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Germany Merkelistan 
very sad((((
2019-10-22 04:11
#45
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Europe I_ONLY_SAY_NT 
rip mens
2019-10-22 04:15
F
2019-10-22 04:26
#47
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Europe I_ONLY_SAY_NT 
F
2019-10-22 04:26
#48
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Russia amc20 
How could you confuse a 21 year old as someone your age?
2019-10-22 04:35
With some people you can't really tell
2019-10-22 05:30
RIP
2019-10-22 04:37
its okay dude, Frankie put you in her video, you can stop with bait threads now
2019-10-22 05:32
If only this was a bait.... I might not have cried the last 30 minutes uwu
2019-10-22 05:35
Im so sorry men((( F
2019-10-22 05:41
#56
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Europe thaifinnen 
*insert ”I dont feel so good Mr Stark meme” Big f My man. Age can be an obstacle. Most girls i know want older guys. Idk how it is in the U.S but from your thread it seems to be the nail in the coffin. Just try to move on. There’s plenty of fish in the sea. You will find another girl to adore.
2019-10-22 07:13
#57
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Germany MackyGee 
F
2019-10-22 07:14
damn you are one hell of a weirdo
2019-10-22 07:23
#59
Czech Republic Wer_ 
SOMEBODY BAN THIS GUY ALREADY
2019-10-22 07:23
#96
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Portugal ImNotKaZ 
-1
2019-10-22 18:47
Really?
2019-10-22 19:32
Wtf mens
2019-10-22 19:32
None cares pls you are flooding the forum I'm surprised this hasn't been taken down yet
2019-10-22 19:33
Not really, but cool story bro
2019-10-22 19:36
Not really what?
2019-10-22 19:44
#116
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Portugal ImNotKaZ 
I care. Ignore these mfs.
2019-10-22 20:06
#115
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Portugal ImNotKaZ 
This section is called "off topic", if you wan't to see CS:GO threads, (I mean if you think that this is spam, you probably think the same way about rate and bait threads), just check and read them. Plus, CS:GO isn't big enough to have a whole forum about it, this game is repetitive, and so the competitions with always having the same team's winning.
2019-10-22 20:05
But it's still baiting or trolling
2019-10-22 20:12
#125
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Netherlands jonsve 
its not?? its just a story he wants to tell
2019-10-22 20:17
#126
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Portugal ImNotKaZ 
This ain't troll material, because, even if you write this has a joke, it has no point because your not trolling anyone and this is not even a funny thing to show to other people. And this story is actually really precise and it's hard to believe that someone had the time to made this up.
2019-10-22 20:37
Do you really care about someone's problems?
2019-10-22 20:44
#133
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Portugal ImNotKaZ 
It's not about caring, I don't know if you have a normal social life, but sometimes girls can damage you, even if they didn't intend to do it, I myself went through rough experiences that left me really sad. And sometimes is good to know that there are more people who went through the same as you. Plus, it feels good when you open up to someone, even if it's a bunch of retards on a site, and it's good to hear support from them. But I bet your the type of guy who hang's out with your class nerds and don't really get much of this experiences.
2019-10-22 21:43
So when you have a bad experience with a girl you go on HLTV and write about it? You must be 18 or less.
2019-10-22 22:25
#135
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Portugal ImNotKaZ 
Ye it doesn't make sense, but this situation isn't that emotional, and it's still a little bit funny so why not share it. But yea it's not normal to share your emotional problems here, but your anonymous, so it's doesn't affect your name in any way.
2019-10-22 23:20
Ur 16?? Wtf
2019-10-22 07:25
Yes wtf )))
2019-10-22 16:33
#61
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Germany Xantennn 
Dude there is a German saying that literally translates to "you learn to ride on old horses", which basically means that the older the woman the more experienced she is in sex. So go for it. She can teach u basic sex. 21 is still too young too teach real proper sex tho
2019-10-22 07:28
wtf is this
2019-10-22 18:54
what in the actual fuck have I just read, can i unread this
2019-10-22 20:08
this is fucking epic
2019-10-23 01:04
#144
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Italy steven513 
LMFAO
2019-10-24 14:45
#183
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Russia mens))) 
LULW axaxaxaxa
2019-11-06 20:02
#62
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United States Russso 
Find out what happens next, in the next episode. Will he lose his mind be become a psychopath and murder the church girl and go on to be known as the most notorious murderer of history, or will he go home and commit a sin.
2019-10-22 07:54
Hopefully neither...
2019-10-22 17:57
#64
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Germany DokiDoki 
Sorry mens((( Now I am sad too and my day is ruined
2019-10-22 08:07
#65
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Canada ProvexPyker 
F [*]
2019-10-22 08:07
maybe she likes to be in bed on something with ppl that is less than her age
2019-10-22 17:59
#69
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Bosnia and Herzegovina BigDaddyNaz 
I was 18 when I met my girl who was 25 at the time. Don't give up
2019-10-22 18:00
#rekted 😎
2019-10-22 18:02
#73
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Russia UNDERATE 
So? It’s nothing wrong to have a gf who is older than you You just have to be cool tho
2019-10-22 18:05
The end to the best story ever, thank you
2019-10-22 18:08
Idk mens)) This ending is feeling like game of thrones season 8...
2019-10-22 18:09
Didn't watch got but this was epic but for real good luck and don't let this get you down
2019-10-22 18:13
Ty mens))
2019-10-22 18:14
hxe rse
2019-10-22 18:11
on
2019-10-22 18:13
But what is the problem? Are you uncomfortable being younger than she?
2019-10-22 18:14
Yes, I could not date someone 5 years older than me. I would not be able to connect with her in any way.
2019-10-22 18:20
False, age is just a number in passport, + you said you dont want sexy time, so just stick to her till you are adult so she want feel like pedo, ez
2019-10-22 18:28
I am like mentally 12. She is an adult.
2019-10-22 18:29
Maybe she is mentally 12 as well, you are ideal couple then mens
2019-10-22 18:31
I doubt mens, she takes notes in church.
2019-10-22 18:32
Just for looks, you werent in her head
2019-10-22 18:34
Not in her head, but I was reading over her shoulder. Idk mens
2019-10-22 18:34
Lol mens you literally losing the fight to yourself, at least give it a chance before tilting like that
2019-10-22 18:35
chin up men(( shit happens, keep moving forward and find someone else for yourself
2019-10-22 18:30
unluko BubbleFlames(BestNaUser)
2019-10-22 18:36
Just get another girl there are loads of cute girls at any high school i had experience
2019-10-22 18:44
I do not go to high school. I live in Guatemala. Locals are degenerates (no racismo) Church is one of the only places I see Americans.
2019-10-22 18:52
why live there
2019-10-22 20:45
Missionary parents
2019-10-23 01:00
homeschooled?
2019-10-22 21:04
Online school
2019-10-23 01:00
#99
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Brazil hugoooo 
Freaking attention whore.
2019-10-22 18:56
How so?
2019-10-22 18:57
at least be naughty and write "frickin" instead of "freaking". Flippin heck
2019-10-22 21:11
Don't give up it can happen (my first gf was 21 and I was 16). Ignore the age, try to talk to her anyway when you get the chance.
2019-10-22 19:17
maybe church girl isnt into kids
2019-10-22 19:37
Not every 16 year old is the same, some are kids and some are not.
2019-10-22 20:01
that's deep bro
2019-10-22 20:12
I am certainly a kid
2019-10-23 01:01
#105
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Brazil vaxh4x 
F
2019-10-22 19:35
F
2019-10-22 19:36
#110
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Qatar PrisMcsgo 
pics pls
2019-10-22 19:38
What a rollercoaster of emotions 8/8
2019-10-22 19:42
Omg, i like u
2019-10-22 19:44
Then why is she constantly with her parents, does she have some mental problems, or is just lonely or something else?
2019-10-22 20:07
it's not like you were gonna talk to her anyway
2019-10-22 20:09
+1
2019-10-22 20:13
You literally idolised a girl you don't know. Why? I mean I kinda understand it, but realizing that you'll never be tigether shouldn't be that hard. Idk seems strange to me
2019-10-22 20:09
vrooooooom
2019-10-22 20:14
nt Puget Patrick "Prokda" Prodak
2019-10-22 21:05
Its so typical for your demographic to obsess over one girl and then find out that you were never going to have a chance anyway and then to feel like you in some bottomless pit. Stop obsessing over singular women. Just be chilled around them and they will be more likely to feel some attraction to you. Jesus christ.
2019-10-22 21:12
Its normal to like one girl only, not a lot of them
2019-10-24 14:42
Nah, not for a boy in puberty. They jump at everything that resembles a hole and thats not even controversial, thats a fact of life.
2019-10-24 20:30
i dont wtf
2019-10-24 20:41
Then you are one in a million. Literally
2019-10-24 20:55
Better this than finding out on your first date. Stay strong you will find someone better one day.
2019-10-23 01:09
Imagine living in zeeland yikes Goeree-OverFlakkee>zeeland
2019-10-24 09:16
Goeree-Overflakkee = Zeeland dikzak
2019-10-24 14:39
Dat denke die kut zeeuwen
2019-10-24 19:04
Smoel houden Rotterdamse kut
2019-10-24 19:30
vrienden?
2019-10-24 21:16
Tuurlijk man.
2019-10-24 21:18
#146
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North America davidbowie22 
u ok bru?
2019-10-24 14:50
I am now mens)))
2019-10-24 19:23
#147
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United Kingdom foxize 
Become priest and in confessions bang her to make her repent
2019-10-24 14:53
1500s has entered the chat
2019-10-24 19:23
#155
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United Kingdom foxize 
Not if catholic B)
2019-10-24 19:37
I am not wanting to pray to random lady mens(((
2019-10-24 19:43
#157
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United Kingdom foxize 
Sexist spotted + reported
2019-10-24 19:44
Uncool ((
2019-10-24 19:44
Im so sorry... Im here for u if you ever need anything
2019-10-24 19:25
Ty mens)))
2019-10-24 19:45
#160
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Malta OG_TOP_1 
im 22, who is church girl?
2019-10-24 19:50
Keep your dirty hands away from church girl
2019-10-24 19:55
#165
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Malta OG_TOP_1 
mens)))
2019-10-24 19:59
^ Reply needs to have actual content
2019-10-24 19:59
ok
2019-10-24 19:57
#164
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Libya VeryGreenMan 
who cars stop posting these dumbass threads
2019-10-24 19:58
#167
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Norway quokkadick 
f
2019-10-24 20:01
Age doesnt matter duud. when i was at 8th grade i had a relationship with 11th grade girl she was 4 years older than me
2019-10-24 21:00
#182
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Finland Shall157 
Disgusting
2019-11-05 20:53
Username checks out
2019-11-06 20:13
#172
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Israel ShadowMuffin 
sorry for you men((((((( always time for homosex
2019-10-24 21:02
#175
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United States Russso 
rofl
2019-10-24 21:24
Only if Kjaerbye is involved
2019-10-24 21:26
#184
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Slovakia Dreamm_g0d 
BubbleFlames is 16? Noo
2019-11-06 20:07
Why noo?
2019-11-06 20:10
#189
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Slovakia Dreamm_g0d 
i thought he was older pepeHands
2019-11-07 14:40
lol destroyed
2019-11-06 20:11
I'm sorry mens(( Had hope ever since Frankie gave her opinion
2019-11-06 20:13
#191
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Czech Republic VetriX_ 
Watafak
2019-11-07 14:50
#192
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Korea XigNw0w 
Unlucky, we get em next time.
2019-11-07 14:57
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