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chesschamp 2000 elo celebration
Denmark undefeated_hltv_chesschamp 
yesterday i reached 2000 bulletchess elo for the first time ever! in celebration of this historic Milestone on my way to greatness i will not tell anybody in this Topic that theyre scared to 1v1 me in Chess instead i will give lifeadvice for those who seek it my Expertise covers Chess, Lifting, sex and getting good grades at University feel free to ask for my help or just congratulate me on my Epic chessPR *.* which one of my haters has 2000 elo again? oh thats Right.. not a single one :) gg ez
2019-11-08 17:40
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Poland Repo_is_fit 
no elo mordo
2019-11-08 17:40
thanks for your well wishes :) as said, if you seek any of my wisdomadvice, just lmk
2019-11-08 17:43
1v1 me in chess i won the kids world championship last year
2019-11-08 17:46
sure :) tell me your Name and im down
2019-11-08 17:46
2019-11-08 17:48
tell me that u fucked him up
2019-11-08 19:26
ofc i did
2019-11-09 16:55
2019-11-09 17:00
trust me bro B)
2019-11-09 17:34
so many people already rekt him so you better rek him as well
2019-11-09 01:56
fun fact: on the same day i also got my highest rated Victory ever, against a 2193 elo Player :) feels FAKIN good mens :))
2019-11-08 17:46
Well done mens)
2019-11-08 19:38
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Other Unterzee 
bump Edit: You cannot post more than five replies per day Thanks.
2019-11-08 17:48
thanks you :)) if you ever Need me to bump one of your threads just hit my dms and im Right there for you
2019-11-08 17:47
2019-11-08 18:14
Slovakia bad_at_life 
wow, im too stupid to understand chess
2019-11-08 17:47
its mostly a matter of practice.. ive met stupid People who were good at Chess and smart People who were bad…
2019-11-08 18:27
Only one point from your post is true and thats this part: "i will not tell anybody in this Topic that theyre scared to 1v1 me in Chess" but maybe you also gonna fail this
2019-11-08 17:48
? you think im lying? :D i can link my account easily lmfao feels nice to finally be able to prove jelly haters wrong.. of Course i cant prove the amazing sex i have (with many oral creampies and anal too), but i can easily prove that im 2000 elo in bulletchess :) thanks for this opportunity haterboy
2019-11-08 18:12
Other Bebestan 
Dj 32k/month I knew it was you
2019-11-08 18:17
im poor Student :((
2019-11-08 18:42
Didn't you lose tho
2019-11-08 18:13
yea im 2000 elo in bulletchess now, thanks for asking :)
2019-11-08 18:17
Sri Lanka t0id1 
here you have the list of people who cars: .
2019-11-08 18:15
thanks for participating in the official 2000 elo celebration Party :) have a drink, talk to one of the friendly Girls in the miniskirts
2019-11-08 18:17
Finland D_Scimmy 
I care :)
2019-11-09 02:03
1v1 me. name on lichess is DrDrunkenstein
2019-11-08 18:18
i watched Magnus Carlsen Play on that alt while drinking beer :) was a fun stream
2019-11-08 18:21
Don't the good players have like 4k elo?
2019-11-08 18:44
no :D thats not a Thing in Chess.. Magnus Carlsen, the undisputed best in the world for several years now has a a Tournament elo of roughly 2900 and a public elo of roughly 3200... most Grandmasters (most prestigious title in Chess) are around 2500 elo
2019-11-08 18:46
So csgo players are better than chess players? I've seen above 4k elo with csgo players
2019-11-08 18:47
2 reasons for that: 1: on faceit csgo you can Always win elo, even if your Team has twice the elo of the enemies Team you get +10.. in Chess a 2500 elo Player cant gain elo from Winning against 1500 elo Players (thats the real elo System btw, faceit just calls itself elo but has its own measurements) 2: csgo is a teamgame, so obviously 5 Players with much higher elo will almost Always win against 5 Players with much lower elo, since their Advantage basically gets multiplied by 5... in chess no single Player can manage to win 90% of his games, against 2500 elo grandmasters, even if theyre the best in the world.. a lot of the time the 2500 elo grandmasters will be able to draw against Magnus Carlsen which makes him lose tons of elo too edit: actually i shouldve put the draw-thing as a seperate 3rd reason: in high Level chess a draw is much more likely than a win/loss, which is obviously also not a Thing on faceit.. and obviously the higher elo Player loses elo from drawing
2019-11-08 18:53
poor magnus carlsen :(
2019-11-08 19:22
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Finland 1jemi 
you get +1 elo actually nowadays
2019-11-09 17:37
I'm hoping Fabiano can overtake Magnus this year. Last year came REALLY close.
2019-11-08 18:55
the world Championship is only every 2 years :(( but im also Looking Forward to it! or are you Talking About General Tournament elo? because i think Carlsen is more than 50 Points ahead, so only very low Chance he gets bested there anytime soon im Always rooting for Carlsen because i enjoy his legacy.. its just insane to think hes been the undisputed best for more than 5 years now in such a competitive sport
2019-11-08 19:02
nt NA
2019-11-08 19:10
Fabi > any chess player from Norway ezpz.
2019-11-09 06:19
Magnus Carlsen is norwegian btw Carlsen > any chess player from USA with 320 mill population ezpz.
2019-11-09 12:53
Serbia TheSerb 
Hmm i think no1 needs sex advice from a nerd
2019-11-08 18:58
thanks for congratulating me on my Epic Milestone :)
2019-11-08 19:04
Serbia TheSerb 
Oh yeah and congratulation
2019-11-08 19:28
like he get a hooker to play chess with her
2019-11-08 19:19
2000 elo and how many titles? i played chess for some years won many shit and retired cuz was tired of nerds gg ez
2019-11-08 19:00
proof plox? thanks :)
2019-11-08 19:02
dont make me take photos of my trophys men :) never read a book never analysed any of my matches and still won many sub under 14 16 tittles
2019-11-08 19:57
Were you just naturally good at chess when you first played it or did you practice a lot for you to reach 2000elo. I would say I'm good at chess but I haven't played it in many years. Idk if it's worth me going back
2019-11-08 19:03
its Always worth :) best Hobby i ever had next to Lifting! im not naturally good.. i think i was mostly around 1400 elo for my first couple months of playing when i started in 2017... i Play like 30-60 minutes a day on average so i should have more than 500 Hours playtime already :)
2019-11-08 19:05
when I was playing it years ago I was only 1500, I watched video about openings and shit but then gave up because I kept on getting destroyed when I played lichess. I guess I will just practice it .
2019-11-08 20:54
maybe no one has 2000 elo but they can still beat u lol get good
2019-11-08 19:04
thanks for congratulating me on my Epic Milestone and motivating me to grind even further :)
2019-11-08 19:06
Germany Sonnabend 
2019-11-08 19:11
Norway CheNaLii 
Pff 2000? Try getting 2200 kid. Btw i crushed you last game we played
2019-11-08 19:07
thanks for congratulating me on my Epic Milestone and motivating me to grind even further :)
2019-11-08 19:11
2000 Chess elo is much more impressive than 2000 fake elo on faceit ;) the best chessplayer in the world has around 3000 elo, where in cs some random puggers have 6000 elo
2019-11-08 19:11
hes certainly top 10 in the world, but not the best :)
2019-11-08 19:13
Germany Sonnabend 
nice excuse for being trash lol
2019-11-08 19:13
thanks for congratulating me on my Epic Milestone and motivating me to grind even further :)
2019-11-08 19:13
How to beat a London system?
2019-11-08 19:16
im honestly not much into Chess Theory.. i just Play and grind.. but sooner or later i will hit a Plateau that i can only break with study of Theory.. when that day Comes i shall answer thou Question ;)
2019-11-08 19:18
If you are 2000 with no theory, you have very good instinct!
2019-11-09 01:51
Want to play blitz vs me ? .. i m 1977 rated demoted from 2017 or smth
2019-11-08 19:20
you would destroy me in blitz then ;) im only 1786 in blitz rn.. i lost 72 Points today :D but i cant get mad after thsi Epic milestone
2019-11-08 19:31
Gongratz man .. you would destroy me in bullet too .. so fair enough
2019-11-08 20:17
tbh I think pineapple is probably the best flavourfor candy
2019-11-08 19:22
i rarely eat candy tbh.. i really like knoppers, hanuta and roasted Cashews tho
2019-11-08 19:29
i just eat sugar out the bag, sometimes accompanied with a nice 2L bottle of Coca Cola
2019-11-08 19:36
Denmark eoNs! 
what's your chesscom ID, I will add you for the game
2019-11-08 21:22
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United States QastLe 
I know I'm late, but congratulations friend 🤗
2019-11-09 16:58
Finland LARSONi 
Would you sacrifice a knight for a bishop in early game if you were tied in points?
2019-11-09 17:01
Bullet chess every thing can happen. Also I think most of the top masters play on, no?
2019-11-09 17:01
Denmark S_7_N 
bulletchess is for noobs real mens play normal chess like saying you are global in 2v2 it's not real global
2019-11-09 17:18
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