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How do you Poop?
cArn | 
Kazakhstan RealKazakh 
Do you cover the toilet with paper so when you shit the water doesn't splash into your butthole? Tell me your experience?
2019-11-09 15:07
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yes i put a cover of paper on the target area, so when i flush it leaves no traces behind my grandpa did teach me this before he died, rip
2019-11-09 15:08
rip hes in a better place now
2019-11-09 15:08
surely :\
2019-11-09 15:10
#5
cArn | 
Kazakhstan RealKazakh 
Do you use paper tube to shit into?
2019-11-09 15:09
just 4 straps to make a cover area
2019-11-09 15:10
I meant paper roll the round thing
2019-11-09 15:11
4 straps of round toilet paper tube
2019-11-09 15:12
#13
RpK | 
France KepleR82b 
What better thing could you learn from your Grandpa? None
2019-11-09 15:11
i've learned other things as well lol we're talking about poop here tho..
2019-11-09 15:12
#18
RpK | 
France KepleR82b 
That was a joke, it's funny as hell if it's true Your grandpa rocks
2019-11-09 15:13
thx bro
2019-11-09 15:16
Did he tought you on how to get laid?
2019-11-09 17:07
#39
RpK | 
France KepleR82b 
I've never seen my grandpas :(((
2019-11-09 18:31
that got sad really quick ;(
2019-11-09 20:30
#2
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Sweden hyllie 
yes, and especially in public bathrooms
2019-11-09 15:08
+1 fuck that shit though, I usually wait till I get home even when out for a day long partiying session
2019-11-09 15:10
just go in position u use for doing squats in gym, it's easy
2019-11-09 15:11
Bruh im short af and wearin weird pants with a beer in each pocket I cant squat
2019-11-09 15:13
absolute chad
2019-11-09 18:32
#75
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Ukraine volanchick 
axaxaxaxaxaxaxaxa
2019-11-09 20:35
I just shit no matter who's near the bathroom door. Then I clean my ass, watch in the toilet and on the paper and flush.
2019-11-09 15:08
#6
Sweden günT 
only if i have diarrhea or someone's close enough to overhear
2019-11-09 15:09
#7
s1mple | 
Czech Republic is_trash 
i eat the toilet paper so i dont need to wipe
2019-11-09 15:09
what
2019-11-09 18:58
what the fuck😮
2019-11-09 20:39
#14
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Iran Tajik! 
I drop my bombs into the toilet, wipe my ass and leave. In public bathrooms, I sometimes cover the toilet with paper, so the water doesn't splash, especially after elders because it seems to be common that they don't flush for some goddamn reason.
2019-11-09 15:11
water flush sound is scary men
2019-11-09 19:23
#68
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Iran Tajik! 
Like seriously, yesterday when I was walking to restaurants bathroom, some old bot passed me on at the door. The bathroom was empty and when I locked the toilet's door, I noticed that there was poop on the toilet. I was just thinking that is it really that hard to flush the toilet? Do they just leave their smelling poop on to the toilet at their homes too?
2019-11-09 19:38
Oh my god imagine if they do LMAO that's disgusting But yeah it's always hilarious how eldery people call 25 year olds and younger idiots and super impolite when they're doing stupid shit all the time
2019-11-09 20:23
I just make a “fire in the Hole” and go out again
2019-11-09 15:13
indian men pls answer
2019-11-09 15:13
expected
2019-11-09 19:22
#21
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Finland wrathh 
I start well in advance by lighting some incense and beginning a furious tribal dance where I pound the floor with my feet and beat a drum, and then proceed to smash the water pipes so that all neighbors hear what I'm doing, and when the toilet is filled with incense I stand on the edge of the toilet seat to maximize my excrement's travel time while ultimately roaring vigorously when it splashes in the water
2019-11-09 15:14
#22
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Czech Republic realProkda 
I shave my asshole and don't have to wipe
2019-11-09 15:15
must be painful
2019-11-09 18:38
#70
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Czech Republic realProkda 
Nope unless you get used to it
2019-11-09 20:12
With my ass
2019-11-09 15:15
usually i press out one Long sausage, so it doesnt Splash much since i basically elevate it all the way down to the water :D
2019-11-09 15:16
Thats gay
2019-11-09 16:19
#43
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Sweden hyllie 
how is that even possible
2019-11-09 18:33
very Long sausages and a relatively small toilet
2019-11-09 18:34
shit with high tide (._.')
2019-11-09 20:48
#28
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United Kingdom bruhmusmummus 
ofc i do im no barbarian
2019-11-09 17:07
#29
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Spain Male_Model 
Who uses toilet paper in 2019. Real mens use bare hands 👍🏿
2019-11-09 17:08
👍🏿👍🏿AYE
2019-11-09 17:13
-1 Real men use tongue
2019-11-09 18:30
We crouch and clean ass with hand no papper
2019-11-10 06:18
Poop when doing summersaults is best poop.
2019-11-09 17:11
#31
kassad | 
Spain H0TDOGG 
I poop very well thank you
2019-11-09 17:12
I appreciate for sharing it
2019-11-09 18:27
yea it was the best idea of my life
2019-11-09 17:13
only in public toilets, which i try to avoid either way
2019-11-09 17:14
On the toilet
2019-11-09 18:29
I use the toilet
2019-11-09 18:29
im sure you wont like my answer.
2019-11-09 18:33
oh boy oh boy
2019-11-09 18:34
You eat da poopo?
2019-11-09 18:34
#42
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Bulgaria goatse 
wtf just take a shit what are these rituals
2019-11-09 18:33
I switched from usual toilet paper to wet wipes. Best decision in years
2019-11-09 18:33
I am sure it feels good for your butthole
2019-11-09 18:34
Yes, neat and clean
2019-11-09 18:36
i shit on the street in india
2019-11-09 18:34
#50
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Luxembourg fowkingell 
Nope I just take a shit but in public toilets I usually squat above the toilets because that shit is nasty even with paper
2019-11-09 18:36
Do you go to men toilets?
2019-11-09 18:38
#58
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Luxembourg fowkingell 
Of course lmao
2019-11-09 18:57
Thats kinda gay going into the same room with other dudes and showing your dick and moaning when you want to pee hard.
2019-11-09 19:00
#61
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Luxembourg fowkingell 
What are you on about?
2019-11-09 19:19
Being kinda naked with other dudes.
2019-11-09 19:19
#63
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Luxembourg fowkingell 
Why are you naked with other dudes?
2019-11-09 19:20
to pee or shit of course
2019-11-09 19:30
#51
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Brazil Silphed 
in festivals i poop standing
2019-11-09 18:35
How does it feel buddy
2019-11-09 18:38
I sit the fuck down and instantly shit. Takes me about 5 minutes, probably even less. I don't understand how some people take 20+ minutes to do this shit. I also don't cover the seat with wipes, other pussies will do that so I don't have to. Its my ass we're talking about here, like I give a fuck.
2019-11-09 18:41
Do you look at your shit when you are done? And Why?
2019-11-09 18:48
I sit on the toilet and poop. Not too hard.
2019-11-09 19:22
memesbams.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10.. Pick your number mens i tried them all
2019-11-09 19:39
#72
rko | 
Saudi Arabia WWF 
I Always cover the seat with toilet paper. And than I shit while being on my phone. After I feel I don't need to shit anymore I get toilet paper I wipe all the access shit off. After than I make the toilet paper wet and make my anus open and I clean inside. When it's clean enough I have a dry toilet paper to dry my ass. And than I get up and done
2019-11-09 20:28
#74
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Greece oreos4 
WELL enough internet for today
2019-11-09 20:33
#76
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Ukraine volanchick 
0 polish people commented on this thread because they are mad of dirty toilets. axaxaxaxaxaxaxaxax
2019-11-09 20:37
my poop is most of the time soft as butter so no paper needed
2019-11-09 20:41
Sometimes measure temperature, tide level and salinity of the toilet water. Then calculate wind and atmospheric pressure. Based on that data I decide, but most of the time is just go, shit, wipe and move on like nothing happened (._.')
2019-11-09 20:54
5Head
2019-11-10 06:07
imgur.com/a/rL3xNFm Either one is good
2019-11-09 20:58
nice :>
2019-11-10 06:39
I buried my poop in the sand
2019-11-10 06:14
We do crouch
2019-11-10 06:16
I only poop outside.
2019-11-10 06:17
Expected from EU
2019-11-10 14:53
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