Oh s1mple, you beautiful mens,
oh s1mple, my dearest child,
hold my hand and let us dance,
and just like that, this night will be wild.
Oh s1mple, when I see you dance,
and I see you smile,
I unzip my pants,
and beat my junk pile.
Violets are blue,
so are your eyes,
if I only knew,
what's your full size.
Oh s1mple, you are the nicest guy,
it might just be cause your soul is blessed,
let me celebrate this moment and cook you a pie,
because we all know, that navi is the best.