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DO YOU COOK?
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Hong Kong JuniusHo69 
are you a true man? strawpoll.me/18960553
2019-11-18 17:37
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2019-11-18 17:37
#101
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France Chylvain2 
wtf 73% cook didnt know hltv had 73% womens)))
2019-11-19 13:50
kkkkkkkk nice mens
2019-11-19 15:45
#150
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Switzerland Male_Model 
mens better at cooking than womens anyway))
2019-11-19 18:05
73% of hltv are mums having kids
2019-11-20 06:23
cooking with music is the best ever it heals my soul
2019-11-20 16:35
Yes I watch gordon ramsay almost everyday
2019-11-18 17:37
Nice, you should nickname yourself HLTVChef
2019-11-19 10:07
#104
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Portugal Yohanan 
+1
2019-11-19 15:01
HLTVchefjixxah
2019-11-19 13:00
#3
Rob4 | 
Serbia e_loK 
I am a student i have to cook for myself and my siblings
2019-11-18 17:38
cant afford eating out or ordering food everyday, i understand the hustle
2019-11-18 17:41
even if one can afford it, its kind of stupid tbh
2019-11-18 17:42
i mean cooking dinner most often takes almost an hour for me, its a lot of time spent. when you order food you can save a lot of time
2019-11-18 17:44
chicken breast with rice takes 5 minutes to prepare ez
2019-11-18 17:45
it takes longer to cook the chicken though and theres also dishes you gotta wash after, you gotta clean the kitchen so it doesnt become a fucking shithouse. i reckon about 45 minutes per meal is accurate including everything you do on the side as well
2019-11-18 17:50
about 7 minutes
2019-11-18 17:49
bruv you gonna catch salmonella
2019-11-18 17:50
use a pan or a grill and it takes 7 mins
2019-11-18 17:51
well, only rice and chicken isnt much of a meal anyways tbh
2019-11-18 17:52
you can add a salad if you want
2019-11-18 17:57
#121
chrisJ | 
Ireland suop 
ye +1 you can make some stuff really fast
2019-11-19 16:33
#138
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United States Gabriel955 
it doesnt take 7 minutes. prep 3 mins, cook (if you make real rice in a pot 18 mins) (chicken takes about 6-7 minutes but you can do it at the same time), cleaning takes about 5 minutes, and eating it takes about 10 so all together id say it takes about 35-40 minutes to cook, eat, and clean for a homemade meal.
2019-11-19 17:14
I use instant rice which takes 2 minutes to make with the microwave and I make my chicken on a small grill which I protect with a special sheet to have no cleaning afterwards.
2019-11-19 17:27
#159
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United States Gabriel955 
yeah thats not cooking then
2019-11-19 19:50
cooking the practice or skill of preparing food by combining, mixing, and heating ingredients.
2019-11-20 00:38
#183
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United States Gabriel955 
yeah thats the pussy definition i guess you consider making a bowl of cereal cooking then? thats the uncultured basic definition you could pertain to anything
2019-11-20 17:38
#184
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United States Gabriel955 
simple minded fool
2019-11-20 17:40
yes it is you gatekeeping weeniehead
2019-11-20 16:37
some people prefer not to eat raw meat and they also like to boil rise, but i respect you eat it raw, congratz
2019-11-19 15:23
how tf do you guys prepare your chicken breast if it takes longer than 7 minutes
2019-11-19 15:26
boil rise - 15 minutes chicken - 10 minus +/- how can you prepare it in 5 minutes?
2019-11-19 16:28
#122
chrisJ | 
Ireland suop 
what sort of rice are you cooking that takes 15 minutes
2019-11-19 16:33
literally every rice needs 10-15minutes
2019-11-19 16:44
#125
chrisJ | 
Ireland suop 
then i have been cooking rice very, very wrong
2019-11-19 16:48
maybe you can buy some half-prepared rice which needs only 5 mins in microvawe or sth but i am talking about pure rice which needs usually 15 minutes and this time is also written on the box
2019-11-19 16:59
#140
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United States Gabriel955 
yeah if you steam real rice in a pot it takes 15-18 minutes. you got some microwaved shit or something
2019-11-19 17:18
sure its very efficient and basically non-effort but i think cooking for yourself can be a lot of fun and also tastes amazing once you have a little clue of what youre doing
2019-11-18 17:46
yeah fair enough but its still time consuming. i imagine that if you have enough money to spend on good food every day you probably also have enough time to cook yourself lol.
2019-11-18 17:48
here delivery food is junk food
2019-11-19 10:05
#65
ELOSSA | 
Poland kindguy 
Yeah, thats why I am ordering almost everyday :p hate to waste my stuff on cooking and eating generally. A good idea is to sign a contract for ordering whole day food rations, Im really thinking about that service
2019-11-19 10:14
what kind of service is that? can you send me a link
2019-11-19 11:25
I know only polish in my city. You have just a postpaid contract with company, who is preparing you meals for everyday and they deliver it to your hous or anyother place in heated containers. You are picking calories and meals amount you want, what type of meals you do/don't want etc.
2019-11-19 14:58
#4
rko | 
Saudi Arabia WWF 
Only eggs and potatoes
2019-11-18 17:38
#5
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Hong Kong JuniusHo69 
If yes, what is your favourite dish to make?
2019-11-18 17:38
I like things like stews that you prepare for a while and then you just let them make themselves. I love cooking when I don't need to hurry, and meat stews are perfect for that.
2019-11-19 12:27
+1 most stews are very good too, you get a lot of flavor and a nice consistency
2019-11-19 16:58
And they offer a decent amount of variety too.
2019-11-19 18:20
oden soup is my favourite during winter. if not kimchi fried rice is up their.
2019-11-19 15:42
I used to love making pizza, but I think I am allergic to wheat :/
2019-11-19 16:58
#6
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Netherlands Jonasio 
My parents still do it for me.
2019-11-18 17:39
yes , I like to do lasagna
2019-11-18 17:39
#8
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Ukraine Gottessohn 
yes i do that and im good at cooking
2019-11-18 17:40
#9
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Spain Granjero 
I don't
2019-11-18 17:40
#10
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Russia BULLYHUNTER_8 
I like to fire potatoes. Its very nice
2019-11-18 17:40
No, I’ve managed to burn my eggs more times than I can count.
2019-11-18 17:40
how do you burn an egg
2019-11-18 17:42
Don’t ask me dude.
2019-11-18 17:43
haha damn but i get it, when i started cooking for myself i really didnt know how anything worked at all
2019-11-18 17:46
in russian eggs = balls XDD
2019-11-19 09:43
#128
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Slovakia ypsylonnn 
XAXAXAXAXAXAXAXAXAXAXAXAXA
2019-11-19 16:52
Yes Im cook, thank you
2019-11-18 17:41
#17
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Netherlands n0b8m8 
I cook crystal meth at home
2019-11-18 17:43
#21
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United Kingdom alcazar4 
flag wtf
2019-11-18 17:45
Teach me!
2019-11-19 10:08
Yes, my favorite dish is probably rice, skinless chicken breasts with spicy seasoning and a nice salad
2019-11-18 17:45
#31
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Hong Kong JuniusHo69 
sounds great bro
2019-11-18 17:51
yeah I have to if I dont want to spend too much money on food, just learn some basics and you will be fine mens)))
2019-11-18 17:47
#30
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Canada ProvexPyker 
I make muffins from time to time
2019-11-18 17:51
Almost every day
2019-11-18 17:52
yes
2019-11-18 17:53
#36
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Serbia mihajlow0w0 
yes
2019-11-18 18:19
#37
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United States America! 
Imagine cooking instead of overdosing on fast food in 2019
2019-11-18 18:21
#38
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Hong Kong JuniusHo69 
flag... checks out?
2019-11-19 08:43
#40
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Netherlands ___Snowy___ 
so does name
2019-11-19 08:45
#173
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Kazakhstan MahNinja 
so does flair
2019-11-20 06:56
perfect checks out
2019-11-19 16:30
#39
f0rest | 
Argentina Nawll 
Yes i live alone and im a student
2019-11-19 08:44
ez parties and grills
2019-11-19 08:57
#51
f0rest | 
Argentina Nawll 
haha no
2019-11-19 09:11
feelsbadmenss
2019-11-19 09:36
best way to get proper nutrition
2019-11-19 08:46
yes , 2 minutes noodle
2019-11-19 08:47
#43
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Australia Raychippy 
Omg teach me dude!
2019-11-19 08:51
no man, Its my lifetime practice and hardwork.
2019-11-19 08:56
making maggi isnt cooking bhenchod
2019-11-19 12:55
you got jebaited :D
2019-11-20 06:17
i can cook btw :P
2019-11-20 06:19
#44
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Croatia feelsbadmane 
takes to much time to cook yourself better play 1 MM game instead
2019-11-19 08:52
I know grown men that can't cook. I have been cooking for myself since 16/17
2019-11-19 08:57
Yes I cook, best girl catcher skills imo
2019-11-19 08:59
#66
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Poland morosek 
Yes and no. It is when you're a good cook
2019-11-19 10:18
Isn't the subject of this thread? Putting pasta or rice in hot water is not cooking to me.
2019-11-19 11:55
#72
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Poland morosek 
Sadly it probably is for many people. youtube.com/watch?v=9BKcjBaKRkk Some people are brave enough to call that a cooking channel.
2019-11-19 12:08
#80
COCAINE | 
Mongolia bozgor 
its a troll
2019-11-19 12:32
#82
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Poland morosek 
Might be. But anyways imagine being so obstinate in your troll that you taste that shit to convince people
2019-11-19 12:40
do u cock?
2019-11-19 09:06
#50
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Austria Vlaams_Welpje 
i didnt know 75 % of the users on hltv were female
2019-11-19 09:07
But... but... what are those R8 ass and girl question threads? Ohhhh *realization* HLTV is lesbian
2019-11-19 09:44
Cause a true male, depends on a female to survive lol. you are weak
2019-11-19 09:46
#84
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Austria Vlaams_Welpje 
i eat my meat raw like my pssy :D
2019-11-19 12:52
you eat shit boyyyyyyyyyy
2019-11-19 12:55
More often than not since two years ago, my health and mood emprooved a lot.
2019-11-19 09:46
Yes, for a long time.
2019-11-19 09:52
Yes, I eat only what I cooked myself. Though my cooking is basically: making herbal tea, mixing ingredients for chia pudding, steaming vegetables for 10-15 min, soaking seeds/nuts.
2019-11-19 09:58
Rice with some sort of meat almost every day.
2019-11-19 10:02
#61
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Europe jvesper 
im making robot called icook who will cook for peoples ur going home from work, open app, tell robot to cook you sam pasta and when u arrive to home its readys
2019-11-19 10:03
but what if robot decides that he doesnt want to be exploited anymore and poison your pasta or stab you with a fork((
2019-11-19 15:51
Yes I'm a true man My mum cooks
2019-11-19 11:56
#70
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Finland mustiGOD 
same
2019-11-19 11:59
Only betas cook
2019-11-19 12:00
#73
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Norway Trip^^ 
Ramen noodle for life
2019-11-19 12:13
#74
Syria goiL 
Do you cock?
2019-11-19 12:14
#75
RattlesnK | 
Belgium rpRj 
I invite girls over for netflix and chill and let them cook most of the times
2019-11-19 12:14
Yes, because i lived alone since im a college student
2019-11-19 12:30
im cock dinner
2019-11-19 12:31
Yes, i like to know what i eat and cooking isnt that hard
2019-11-19 12:32
Every day men))) Also lunch packs for my kids.
2019-11-19 12:36
#86
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Europe JuliusCaesar 
Well, thats why HLTV needs more admins. Jonathan E. is probably cooking alot recently and he doesn't have time to ban racist people and delete stupid topics. Btw, gimme some of your favorite recipes. Maybe I'll find something new to surprise my fiance.
2019-11-19 12:53
Add meat or bired to sous vide and enjoy ;D
2019-11-19 12:59
bired = bird :S
2019-11-19 13:48
#117
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Europe JuliusCaesar 
Well, You're lazy cook :D I do quick food when im tired after work and my fiance is still at work but when its saturday/sunday then I like to take some time in my kitchen and make something that takes time :p
2019-11-19 15:55
Sous vide can takes hours. Depends on the size. Perfect every time. You would love it.
2019-11-19 19:58
#165
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Europe JuliusCaesar 
I know what it is and I own this thing, What I meant is that if I have the time, I always try to do something challenging and takes alot of time in the kitchen. Sous vide is simple but I agree - perfect every time.
2019-11-19 21:26
#97
puTa | 
Portugal ArtyoMM 
Heyyyyyy admiiiiin :D
2019-11-19 13:01
<3
2019-11-19 13:48
You are the best admin I've ever seen! You just made my day better, honestly <3
2019-11-19 16:54
Lets all do our part to make this a good place.
2019-11-19 20:04
Source?
2019-11-20 16:32
look at my name
2019-11-20 16:43
ah, thanks
2019-11-20 16:43
#83
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Europe JuliusCaesar 
When I was 18 yo all I could do was simple sandwich, I am 28 now and I love cooking. I always cook when my family is visiting or even when I am visiting my parents. Some of my male friends think that cooking is hard and boring when actually this is easy, alot of fun and great when You're streesed or tired after work. Its 2019, You can find amazing recipes on Youtube or google. Ofc some recipes takes alot of time (for example my spaghetti bolognese takes at least 2 hours but its worth it) but You can also make some quick pasta recipes after work and trust me, after few times You would love your dish more than some pasta from restaurant.
2019-11-19 12:51
#87
COCAINE | 
Mongolia bozgor 
wtf is that 2 hours flex, are you kneeding and cutting your pasta, grinding and slowcooking your meat men??
2019-11-19 12:55
#96
puTa | 
Portugal ArtyoMM 
Kkkkkkkkk
2019-11-19 13:00
#116
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Europe JuliusCaesar 
Good bolognese need alot of time on really small heat. Trust me, I've tried alot of bolognese in restaurants, my friends house or some quick recipes and those are mostly garbage. I perfected my bolognese sauce for 10 years. Everytime I tried to do something a little bit different and now I think its perfect. My family and friends always say that I make the best spaghetti bolognese and lasagna They ever tried. When I was in Italy I met my friends father and he's a cook, he taught me how to make traditional Italian bolognese and I just twisted it a little bit with spices just to make it better for my taste.
2019-11-19 15:52
Yes but rarely Note: I love making choclate chip cookies
2019-11-19 12:55
#90
ropz | 
Estonia dajenn 
4-5 times a day :)
2019-11-19 12:56
Yep
2019-11-19 12:56
#93
puTa | 
Portugal ArtyoMM 
No, real men dont cook. Women do
2019-11-19 13:00
#94
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Italy thechef 
Yes.
2019-11-19 13:00
yes since i m jobless , need 2 ^^
2019-11-19 13:49
#102
Xyp9x | 
Cyprus Xeeh 
Does microwaving frozen meals count as cooking?
2019-11-19 13:51
#105
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Portugal Yohanan 
i like to cook pssy
2019-11-19 15:07
cooking is really good, less costly and you can make whatever you want man.
2019-11-19 15:26
#109
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Canada ProvexPyker 
It's hard and takes practice like any other skill but wow the rewards are plenty.
2019-11-19 15:40
i only watch gordo, but my gf likes to cook
2019-11-19 15:43
only eggs
2019-11-19 15:44
#113
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Netherlands Im_gaaayyy 
Tbh I kind of like cooking
2019-11-19 15:44
no cuz every day one of my mommys cooks for me.
2019-11-19 16:32
I live alone, so i have to
2019-11-19 16:35
+1
2019-11-19 16:51
I like to make a turkey sandwich, grill it, spread refried beans on the top, then make a "sunny side up" egg and put it on the top. Very delicious and nutritious!!
2019-11-19 16:50
Should've shown it to church girl, she would suck your dick immediately
2019-11-19 16:55
#141
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Germany leftist 
confirm it (i identify myself as a church girl)
2019-11-19 17:19
#131
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Brazil JazZ98 
DO YOU SMEELELELELELELELELLELEELELL WHAT THE ROCK IS COOKING?
2019-11-19 16:57
#146
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Brazil JazZ98 
Lmao bcuz he always talked in 3th person
2019-11-19 17:58
+1 xD
2019-11-19 19:07
Of course mens)))
2019-11-19 17:00
not too much but i usually have a lot of good pointers.
2019-11-19 17:02
#139
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Germany leftist 
yes men i love cooking 😎😎😎
2019-11-19 17:16
yup, i cock
2019-11-19 17:19
Hate cooking, i study abroad, so i suppose to cook for myself but instead i either buy already cooked meal or i eat outside.
2019-11-19 17:20
same, tastes so much better.
2019-11-19 19:11
Since I study away from home, of course I cook, pretty important to eat healthy, fresh food in my opinion, also a good way to relax after a long day of classes. I do eat out regularly (as in about once or twice a week, sometimes during lunch break, sometimes in the evening) as well, but that's always more of a social thing, with a friend or friends, and usually we go for pasta, so that's still pretty healthy (not taking into consideration the wine/beer we drink)
2019-11-19 17:27
#147
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Brazil bandicoot 
minced meat in microwave right in the package and I feel like master chef
2019-11-19 17:59
Yes mens, I love cooking
2019-11-19 18:01
#149
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Poland neverbait 
Yes mens, I love cooking
2019-11-19 18:03
#152
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Iran Tajik! 
Very rarely
2019-11-19 18:46
yes ser.
2019-11-19 19:09
i put pizza and other stuff in the oven. does that count
2019-11-19 19:10
Not fancy stuff yet
2019-11-19 19:12
#158
NiKo | 
Ukraine Gh0stzzz 
NO
2019-11-19 19:12
i make easy stuff nothing fancy
2019-11-19 19:59
#162
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Reunion HOMO_ERECTUS 
+1
2019-11-19 19:59
Yes i end that school ;P
2019-11-19 20:06
#167
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Poland Hanse 
Once you have to survive whole month on dormitory with 50$ you learn how to cook really fast
2019-11-20 00:42
#168
shrek | 
New Zealand is_love 
i cooked penne last night
2019-11-20 01:07
Im very good at cooking
2019-11-20 06:24
#175
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Serbia TheSerb 
Yeah i made chicken breast with cheese sauce and integrino pene
2019-11-20 16:33
#176
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Canada YankeeM 
meth only
2019-11-20 16:33
#178
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Indonesia lukerey 
Eggs, instant noodles, water, rice.
2019-11-20 16:35
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