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best feeling ever
f0rest | 
Italy morpheus0 
1) holding a shit for too long and finally releasing 5kg of stuff in the wc 2) blowjob 3) being the last alive in a 15-14 score game and winning the round by clutching 4) farting inside the bed when its cold outside and feeling that warmth sensation 5) sex
2019-11-19 12:19
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#1
Yeet | 
Spain H0TDOGG 
I oddly agree
2019-11-19 12:20
1) agree 2) not experienced yet 3) better to have 80% HS-Rate and 30ish kills, enemies get so angry :) 4) farting inside the bed, then lifting blanket and getting punched in the face by the awful smell 5) agree
2019-11-19 12:22
when the enemy type "sure" or "nice walls"
2019-11-19 12:26
you had sex but no blowie? daym(
2019-11-19 13:17
yes l only gave the licklick but didn't receive blowblow
2019-11-19 15:10
unlucky
2019-11-19 18:54
2)blowjob 5)sex How would you even know?
2019-11-19 12:22
i know its shocking but i had both 😱😱
2019-11-19 12:24
And why/how is a blowjob better than sex? Because you dont have to do anything or what is the point in this?
2019-11-19 12:25
it feels a lot better than sex if done by someone experienced
2019-11-19 12:27
#15
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Switzerland Humber99 
Blowjob has Just more tension than sex
2019-11-19 12:30
u mean it feels tighter
2019-11-19 12:31
#18
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Switzerland Humber99 
Yes and she can control it better.
2019-11-19 12:32
#58
RattlesnK | 
Belgium rpRj 
obviously never had good pussy
2019-11-19 15:13
6) when you get kicked from your team for "Using hacks"
2019-11-19 12:27
1) killing enemy with decoy grenade 2) turning alive from being dead 3) kissing stepsister 4) triple awp kill 5) sex
2019-11-19 12:27
sister kisser alt?
2019-11-19 12:28
#16
Lemmy | 
Poland MetalMan 
Sex with goats doesn’t count.
2019-11-19 12:30
not even top 10
2019-11-19 12:39
6) taking off your shoes after a long day, even better after a long run
2019-11-19 12:27
resting after a full day of physical intense work
2019-11-19 12:30
#19
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Europe JameTimer 
1) waking up at 3AM and drinking a litre of night water 2) idk man nothing really comes close to night water
2019-11-19 12:32
#23
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Reunion Inapplicable 
+1
2019-11-19 12:42
drink more during the day
2019-11-19 13:12
#55
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Europe JameTimer 
im already drinking 2,5L every day mens)))
2019-11-19 14:34
i fucking love that night water too. beats morning, even mid-day water by miles!
2019-11-19 19:53
#26
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Brazil edgy_man 
1) proving people wrong
2019-11-19 12:48
Going to bed and looking forward to going to work next day.
2019-11-19 12:49
#28
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Sweden flippig 
-Ecstasy -Peing/shitting when you really really have to -Sex -Thinking you missed something but realizing/remembering it hasnt happened yet -Waking up like 2am and thinking its 7 and you have to go get ready for work but then you look at clock and can go back to sleep -friday when you go home from work
2019-11-19 12:54
Yesterday number one happend, it felt so good omygod
2019-11-19 13:02
#30
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Denmark muggge 
Best thread ever! keep going yes!! :D
2019-11-19 13:07
best topic ever XD
2019-11-19 13:10
Giving blowjob is better than getting
2019-11-19 13:11
#35
OK | 
Maldives Boomers 
1. Eating donut 2. Farting in cinema 3. Drinking redbull 4. Sex 5. Drinking monster
2019-11-19 13:16
#72
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Qatar PrisMcsgo 
You like the taste of that black monster
2019-11-19 19:44
#78
OK | 
Maldives Boomers 
fuck off thoorin
2019-11-19 23:03
0) baiting on hltv
2019-11-19 13:17
peeing after sexo
2019-11-19 13:18
#39
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Sweden flippig 
Girl or what
2019-11-19 13:22
yes
2019-11-19 13:24
#41
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Denmark L0mse 
+1
2019-11-19 13:24
#42
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Czech Republic realProkda 
1) Not sleep for 2 days and finally get enough sleep, you feel like in heaven in the morning 2) Seeing a girl jumping on your peepee reverse cowboy style 3) Making passive income
2019-11-19 13:27
#43
KRIMZ | 
Denmark slacking 
found the virgin
2019-11-19 13:31
people who call others virgin never had sex or had sex once and think they know everything which one are u?
2019-11-19 13:45
#47
KRIMZ | 
Denmark slacking 
only virgins say bjs are better than sex you either never done it or you did it once and sucked at it which one are u?
2019-11-19 13:48
oh damn, having a different opinion means someone sucks at doing it, alright mr siffredi considering most people agree with me maybe u just had a bad blowjob but no let's call everyone virgin
2019-11-19 13:53
I are agree ))
2019-11-19 13:38
Blowjob and sex don't make you feel that good, at least for me, it should be mentioned that it only works if the person you're engaged with is the one you love. It won't work in any other case.
2019-11-19 13:48
how many alts do you have dude
2019-11-19 13:53
I don't have alts stupido !
2019-11-19 13:54
lies
2019-11-19 18:53
how tf is bj better than sex?
2019-11-19 14:06
#18
2019-11-19 14:11
1.being gay 2.being gay You know the rest
2019-11-19 14:07
#57
RattlesnK | 
Belgium rpRj 
Peeing while on X Sleeping 48 hours after a 3 day bender
2019-11-19 15:14
>peeing >x pick one..
2019-11-19 15:17
#61
RattlesnK | 
Belgium rpRj 
when you can finally pee** better than orgasm
2019-11-19 15:18
Now enjoy your earned +1.
2019-11-19 15:18
#63
RattlesnK | 
Belgium rpRj 
good lad
2019-11-19 15:19
#59
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Kazakhstan MahNinja 
sneezing 3+ times in a row
2019-11-19 15:15
#77
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Spain Kyuuta 
omg yes
2019-11-19 21:18
#64
rko | 
Saudi Arabia WWF 
1 sex 2. BJ 3. Fap
2019-11-19 15:19
#65
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United States Tyler_Durden 
fap after three months of abstinence
2019-11-19 15:37
#69
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Brazil jeancursino 
what about 1 year ?
2019-11-19 19:31
#70
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United States Tyler_Durden 
idk, i can only 3 mnths
2019-11-19 19:39
#71
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Qatar PrisMcsgo 
6. When people compliment you on HLTV
2019-11-19 19:43
idk if it is a top 10 but if so, sex while high should be on top.
2019-11-19 19:47
#76
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Spain Kyuuta 
+1
2019-11-19 21:18
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