2) not experienced yet
3) better to have 80% HS-Rate and 30ish kills, enemies get so angry :)
4) farting inside the bed, then lifting blanket and getting punched in the face by the awful smell
How would you even know?
6) when you get kicked from your team for "Using hacks"
1) killing enemy with decoy grenade
2) turning alive from being dead
3) kissing stepsister
4) triple awp kill
6) taking off your shoes after a long day, even better after a long run
1) waking up at 3AM and drinking a litre of night water
2) idk man nothing really comes close to night water
Going to bed and looking forward to going to work next day.
-Peing/shitting when you really really have to
-Thinking you missed something but realizing/remembering it hasnt happened yet
-Waking up like 2am and thinking its 7 and you have to go get ready for work but then you look at clock and can go back to sleep
-friday when you go home from work
Yesterday number one happend, it felt so good omygod
Best thread ever! keep going yes!! :D
Giving blowjob is better than getting
1. Eating donut
2. Farting in cinema
3. Drinking redbull
5. Drinking monster
1) Not sleep for 2 days and finally get enough sleep, you feel like in heaven in the morning
2) Seeing a girl jumping on your peepee reverse cowboy style
3) Making passive income
Blowjob and sex don't make you feel that good, at least for me, it should be mentioned that it only works if the person you're engaged with is the one you love. It won't work in any other case.
how tf is bj better than sex?
You know the rest
Peeing while on X
Sleeping 48 hours after a 3 day bender
sneezing 3+ times in a row
6. When people compliment you on HLTV
idk if it is a top 10 but if so, sex while high should be on top.