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Leave your dumbest reason of getting banned
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Ukraine d1pal 
The thread is open for everyone (Will be interesting to see your reasons ;>)
2019-11-20 02:59
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#1
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Denmark bebm 
"+1" 3 day ban
2019-11-20 02:59
#3
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Ukraine d1pal 
LuL I had the same
2019-11-20 03:01
#30
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Brazil z1d72 
same
2019-11-20 04:42
#30
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Brazil z1d72 
same
2019-11-20 04:42
#30
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Brazil z1d72 
same
2019-11-20 04:42
Hello, you are currently banned for participating in a pointless comments tree. Regards Jonathan E.
2019-11-20 07:06
#81
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Brazil z1d72 
3 #30 BTW
2019-11-20 14:20
Hltv, pls fix
2019-11-20 15:10
#67
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Austria epiXYZ 
reported
2019-11-20 10:00
#85
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Spain Granjero 
for bad internet?
2019-11-20 14:24
#122
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Austria epiXYZ 
thats racist
2019-11-20 14:50
#151
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Brazil z1d72 
also tru
2019-11-20 15:17
+1
2019-11-20 05:25
Hello, you are currently banned for participating in a pointless comments tree. Regards Jonathan E.
2019-11-20 07:06
#59
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Canada ProvexPyker 
Deserved
2019-11-20 07:31
#97
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Georgia Gvprtskvni 
Really? i was never banned for +1's
2019-11-20 14:27
should've been 10
2019-11-20 14:35
#125
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France gay4shox 
same
2019-11-20 14:56
same
2019-11-20 15:22
same
2019-11-20 15:49
If you got banned for +1 that it is because what you commented the +1 on got banned aswell. If a dude wrotes "kill all the jews" and you +1, you will obviously get banned. If someone say "kitties are cute" and you +1 that, you wont.
2019-11-20 15:52
wow genius
2019-11-20 17:08
#184
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Netherlands PasscaLl 
same
2019-11-20 17:01
Sadly same!
2019-11-20 17:10
walter
2019-11-20 03:00
#4
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Germany FlameSF2 
"+1" Week ban
2019-11-20 03:01
#5
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Ukraine d1pal 
#3
2019-11-20 03:01
"Jonathan E."
2019-11-20 03:01
2 weeks ban
2019-11-20 03:02
#9
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Ukraine d1pal 
Seems legit
2019-11-20 03:02
cya in 10
2019-11-20 14:35
told them to unban blessedMMA and they thought i was him
2019-11-20 03:01
#12
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Ukraine d1pal 
LULW
2019-11-20 03:16
axaxaxaxaxa
2019-11-20 05:04
Xaxaxax
2019-11-20 07:01
Lul
2019-11-20 09:56
#86
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Spain Granjero 
axaxaxax
2019-11-20 14:24
#93
OCEAN | 
Reunion 1iquser 
ahahaha
2019-11-20 14:26
#127
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Other nt_newfag 
xaxxaxaxaxaxa
2019-11-20 14:58
#163
cyx | 
Germany Shadyy89 
and they were right I guess
2019-11-20 15:37
nt BlessedMMA you ain't foolin' anyone
2019-11-20 18:00
#10
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Panama FUN4ENCE 
I made a thread teaching everyone about simple leaves vs compound leaves and jonny banned me for 1 day
2019-11-20 03:05
Can I guess the title? "simple leaves" Understandable, it was a bait
2019-11-20 05:20
#47
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Panama FUN4ENCE 
Ofc it was
2019-11-20 06:53
#11
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United States PsychoLogical 
made a polish car thief joke.
2019-11-20 03:10
#13
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Ukraine d1pal 
N1
2019-11-20 03:17
lmao
2019-11-20 14:23
deserved
2019-11-20 14:24
#128
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Portugal ArtyoMM 
Lmao
2019-11-20 14:59
"gay" three day ban
2019-11-20 03:17
I got the same treatment for saying "lol phaggot"
2019-11-20 05:03
deserved
2019-11-20 10:05
#75
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United Kingdom Quickzao 
Are you gay?
2019-11-20 10:11
no, just saying that objectively any slur is a deserved ban. nothing against the word personally
2019-11-20 10:12
#77
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United Kingdom Quickzao 
It is not a deserved ban! Just because he assumed the person is a faggot?
2019-11-20 10:16
#80
ZywOo | 
North America Lemiwix 
It's a slur mate, ofc you are gonna get banned
2019-11-20 14:17
#113
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United States yghj 
i am faggot mens and u are not allowed to say. it is like n word
2019-11-20 14:36
Made a thread called "Would it be racist if?" and dimitrii shat his diaper will probably drop another load after reading this.
2019-11-20 03:19
i said a no no word that starts with N
2019-11-20 03:22
#19
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Ukraine d1pal 
Lmfao
2019-11-20 04:29
Nkfcfriedchicken?
2019-11-20 05:19
can't speak for myself Personally but my good friend bbno$ was banned for calling a few users 'idiots' and proceeded to tell Jonathan E him and Dimitrii need to get a grip of their lives & was hit with the 10year, he was a solid standup guy too, rip bb
2019-11-20 03:26
#18
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Ukraine d1pal 
F
2019-11-20 04:28
#166
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Germany Shadyy89 
nt bbno$
2019-11-20 15:39
#200
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Norway JorgyZ 
nt bbno$ alt
2019-11-20 17:52
#20
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Canada ZHF 
for laughing
2019-11-20 04:29
#28
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Ukraine d1pal 
Expected from Jonathan E, I think he doesn't know the definition of that word
2019-11-20 04:34
#21
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Other Unterzee 
A friend got 3 day IP banned followed by a 10 year ban for saying vroom vroom
2019-11-20 04:30
#23
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Ukraine d1pal 
Not deserved
2019-11-20 04:33
#134
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Other nt_newfag 
"a friend"
2019-11-20 15:01
#162
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Other Unterzee 
You got me, it was my brother actually
2019-11-20 15:35
All my bans were justified
2019-11-20 04:33
#25
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Ukraine d1pal 
It's nice to hear
2019-11-20 04:33
I like honest people (._.)_b
2019-11-20 17:06
#24
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China SwooksarV2 
I've been banned once, but it was telling all hongkongers to die. Sooooo, eh, it was deserved. In my defense i was drunk soooooooo less liability right?
2019-11-20 04:34
#26
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Ukraine d1pal 
No drunk is bad
2019-11-20 04:34
It's fine brother
2019-11-20 04:34
You should have got banned for 10 years
2019-11-20 07:02
#79
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China SwooksarV2 
Yea surprised it wasn't an extremely long ban. First offense prob?
2019-11-20 14:10
drunk = your unfiltered opinions expected from chinese
2019-11-20 10:07
#78
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China SwooksarV2 
Are you fuck you? Expected from braindead fin who can't detect sarcasm.
2019-11-20 14:10
> that > sarcasm pick one
2019-11-20 14:30
#108
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China SwooksarV2 
#78 If if you can't detect that, then how little social skills do you have?
2019-11-20 14:34
how should I detect the hong kong part? normal thing that chinese do
2019-11-20 14:44
#142
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China SwooksarV2 
Oh. That was the serious but the part "In my defense i was drunk soooooooo less liability right?" Was sarcasm as I recognized that what I said was pretty bad, and the drunkness wasn't an excuse for my behavior.
2019-11-20 15:09
Ok 😎👍👍 i see men
2019-11-20 15:31
#165
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China SwooksarV2 
Sorry mens)) sorry for confusion, and u smart mens)) 😎😎😎👌👌👌👍
2019-11-20 15:38
u2 mens))) 🥰🥰
2019-11-20 16:00
where can you see ban reasons
2019-11-20 04:41
While you are banned, where you would normally type the reply the message of the ban reason pops up
2019-11-20 05:18
#116
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Turkey Stylight^ 
Last time i got banned that didnt exist (This is my alt *cough)
2019-11-20 14:38
saying that stewie 2k was not a monkey 2 days
2019-11-20 04:57
"Idi nahui" in reply to a chain of the same message 3 days if I remember correctly "Wtf im not monkey dude" in reply to a guy who replied to me with this emoji 🙈 3 days but led to a 10 year ban "Bring it back to life with necromancy" in reply to a thread "gf's dog died" (kinda understandable but still) 3 days
2019-11-20 05:01
#96
OCEAN | 
Reunion 1iquser 
ahahahahah
2019-11-20 14:27
#131
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Portugal ArtyoMM 
AHAHAH
2019-11-20 15:00
aahahahah wtf niqqa )))
2019-11-20 15:26
Wtf men Im not a citizen of niqaraqua
2019-11-20 17:42
I said Renegays instead Renegades and one guy replied me sayin *enjoy ur ban" and then i was banned 1 week, xD
2019-11-20 05:11
"lmao" 3 days
2019-11-20 05:17
#41
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United States ferric 
There was a thread when yay joined complexity and I typed in the comments "yay" and because 30 people also followed with "yay" AFTER my message, it was considerd spam. really stupid reason to get banned but it's not like you win a contest for neveer getting a ban.
2019-11-20 05:19
#138
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Other nt_newfag 
same happened to me when I started a comment chain but it is so stupid that the original posters get banned
2019-11-20 15:04
#144
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United States ferric 
Yea like I didn't even mean to start it, there was nothing offensive or wrong about to post itself, but because of others that started copying and pasting it we get banned. Meanwhile threads with the N word in title are allowed to stay up for hours before getting taken down.
2019-11-20 15:11
Never got banned
2019-11-20 05:24
#167
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Netherlands ___Snowy___ 
if u havent been banned on hltv ur doing it wrong
2019-11-20 15:40
Sorry I can't be banned
2019-11-20 20:29
"I think Liquid don't have a bright future ahead" to a thread of a guy genuinly asking how Liquid will be in the next few months. No mockery or sarcasm whatsoever. 1 week ban!!?
2019-11-20 05:27
Hello, you are currently banned for offensive 'Get ready to suck my balls' remarks. Additionally, your account is on the verge of ending up permanently locked due to its extensive ban history. Please remember it in the future. Thank you in advance. Regards Jonathan E.
2019-11-20 05:28
xD
2019-11-20 06:58
#48
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Kazakhstan MahNinja 
‘xD’ 3 day ban
2019-11-20 06:58
Omg what a timing watch above
2019-11-20 06:58
#53
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Kazakhstan MahNinja 
nice)
2019-11-20 07:00
Writing 7-1 on thread named "When does Coldzera's contract end with MIBR" Someone Brazilian commented "7.1" And I answered him "7-1".
2019-11-20 06:59
Hello, you are currently banned for trolling in a 'coldzera contract' related thread. Regards. Jonathan E.
2019-11-20 07:00
#58
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Russia SW@G 
post "AMA Biggest cock EU" and got banned for a week.
2019-11-20 07:07
#121
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Belgium HLTVnewfag 
3Head
2019-11-20 14:50
#133
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Portugal ArtyoMM 
Lmaoooooo
2019-11-20 15:01
#139
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Other nt_newfag 
d1m1tr1 small peepee 😂👌
2019-11-20 15:07
#60
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France Asviix 
A guy I know got banned for 10 years by saying "GGWP"
2019-11-20 07:39
#61
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Korea XigNw0w 
Didn't watch video and commented hahaha apparently there was some monkey in the video and post was about coldzera
2019-11-20 07:54
7 day ban for saying "i agree"
2019-11-20 09:56
#64
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Cyprus Xeeh 
i posted +1 on a match page and everyone that put +1 was banned
2019-11-20 09:59
#65
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Reunion HOMO_ERECTUS 
Nokia 3310
2019-11-20 09:59
#66
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France mbl4 
I said "are you stupid ?" to a stupid person
2019-11-20 09:59
got a couple bans, but don't remember all the reasons. l only remember that at work l got ip banned and couple friends couldn't use hltv after that for like 3 years l think lul
2019-11-20 10:01
#69
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Austria epiXYZ 
"something with 200iq monkey" at brazil flag 7d
2019-11-20 10:04
2019-11-20 10:07
#73
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Finland Qurko 
"+1" turned into 3 accounts 10 yeared (( sad days men
2019-11-20 10:07
#74
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Finland mustiGOD 
small list in my bio
2019-11-20 10:08
#169
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United States Nohj 
Deserved
2019-11-20 15:47
#170
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Finland mustiGOD 
banned for "me" and "stop racism" 😂🖕
2019-11-20 15:48
Following a "nt v1rgin g4y w33b" chain 10 day ban (I replaced letters with numbers to avoid get banned again here)
2019-11-20 14:26
#89
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Spain Granjero 
probably wished luck to someone who was very rude
2019-11-20 14:25
no, it was cause i was first 😥
2019-11-20 14:25
#92
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Spain Granjero 
Oh, then it's even more deserved. #1 comment hunters = disgrace
2019-11-20 14:26
0/8 there is no proof that i was hunting for first btw
2019-11-20 14:27
#105
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Georgia Gvprtskvni 
You wished good luck to somebody who was saying that he wants to commit suicide, imo.
2019-11-20 14:32
#88
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Spain Granjero 
saying "Elige" in a "most overrated players" thread 7 day ban
2019-11-20 14:24
#171
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United States Nohj 
Zeo
2019-11-20 15:49
"LMAO" got perma banned by JonathanE.
2019-11-20 14:26
#98
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Reunion 1iquser 
perma doesnt exist
2019-11-20 14:28
10y then
2019-11-20 14:54
"ok" 3 day ban
2019-11-20 14:27
2019-11-20 14:28
#103
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France Chim0ng0 
XD
2019-11-20 14:30
deserved
2019-11-20 14:32
#146
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Other nt_newfag 
xD
2019-11-20 15:11
XD
2019-11-20 15:27
#100
OCEAN | 
Reunion 1iquser 
havent gotten banned for a stupid reason in a while. only getting my comments deleted
2019-11-20 14:29
#102
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Georgia Gvprtskvni 
Don't remember, i was not banned for years now i think But i used to get banned regulary for insluting people, calling them stupid, bating, etc. I wish hltv was more free
2019-11-20 14:30
Got banned for having Username- G2|kennyS xddd 10y mute
2019-11-20 14:34
#109
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India daksh29 
i have not been banned on hltv but i was banned on twitch because my name was nibber29
2019-11-20 14:34
Jonathan E where the fuck are you?
2019-11-20 14:35
#135
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Portugal ArtyoMM 
Cya
2019-11-20 15:03
cya in 10 years mate!
2019-11-20 15:07
#114
koosta | 
United States yghj 
"retart" - 3 day ban. then i replied to the ban message with "r u retart" and i got a 1 week ban lmao jonathan E was visiting my profile just now
2019-11-20 14:38
#136
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Portugal ArtyoMM 
Ahahahahhahah
2019-11-20 15:04
#154
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Other nt_newfag 
LUL
2019-11-20 15:20
I wrote "niger"
2019-11-20 14:38
I got perma banned from ESL channels for writing "tree honk monk" during IEM Beijing.
2019-11-20 14:41
Told Poorlak he was toilet cleaner and a favela rat that he was a favela rat :(
2019-11-20 14:43
#123
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Belgium HLTVnewfag 
Cant get banned when you dont comment
2019-11-20 14:53
cuz i am a racist
2019-11-20 14:57
#159
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Ukraine d1pal 
KEKW deserved
2019-11-20 15:29
"nigg*r"
2019-11-20 15:00
there is an "e" in the blank space)))
2019-11-20 15:01
Thanks, wouldnt have understood it without #132
2019-11-20 15:11
no problem, nigga
2019-11-20 16:56
#137
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Brazil edgy_man 
i got banned once when i created a thread asking tips for wich mice to buy because my hands are little and i've played with a little mice all my life he thought i was kidding when i said i have been playing with this mice for 8 years gyazo.com/4caf5847b2e0aea6a91c21aadcd544..
2019-11-20 15:04
#153
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Other nt_newfag 
I remember that thread LUL
2019-11-20 15:19
#141
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Italy Vincenz0 
where can I see the reason for the time I got banned or silenced?
2019-11-20 15:09
#148
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Other nt_newfag 
has anyone came back after a 10y ban?
2019-11-20 15:13
#168
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Netherlands ___Snowy___ 
Im currently on 4 or 5 years passed. were getting there
2019-11-20 15:45
Hello, you are currently banned for offensive 'shut up libtard' remarks. Regards SpainJonathan E.
2019-11-20 15:14
Corrected a mod on some dumb shit he said and got banned for 5 years
2019-11-20 15:16
No idea why but got banned two times, think I just got banned for beeing gay tbh.
2019-11-20 15:19
#158
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Canada ProvexPyker 
Honestly every ban ever is pretty deserved. These mods do a good job. Keep it up 😎😎😎👍
2019-11-20 15:29
the only ban i had was a temp one for gtaV cause i got money cheated in by a friend. never had a ban beside that
2019-11-20 15:30
#173
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United States Nohj 
Same but I got banned twice because I cheated the money in.
2019-11-20 15:51
Telling dimitrii "shut up fag kid". I got away with it but after some hours he decided to ban (or other baka admin)
2019-11-20 15:52
I made a thread in which I posted fake topless pictures, posing as yunoliek and even that didnt get me banned. Must be a harf world for all of you
2019-11-20 15:53
10 Years ban for having a nickname of VeryChing_ChongGuy Dear Admins if ur reading this i am just commenting i am not mad so dont ban me.
2019-11-20 15:54
the 10y ban was on my other acc and i forgot if it was my 2nd or my main hahahahaha
2019-11-20 15:54
There was a thread called "what do you like to eat?" And my answer was "your mom" Got banned for a few days lmao
2019-11-20 15:54
Banned for 3 days just for saying that my pc is my toaster
2019-11-20 15:55
#185
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Portugal ArtyoMM 
Wtfff
2019-11-20 17:04
“Yeah” 5 day ban and I’d Never been banned before
2019-11-20 16:59
Never got banned. Probably never gave admins a reson to be banned. In the other hand I received plenty of insults and no measures got taken to that people. I sometimes think that Im not an user and Im some kind of entity floating, without knowing if I actually exist or not (._.')
2019-11-20 17:10
'6/8' or a '+1' at a 'coldzera monkey' thread, back when I was a moron!
2019-11-20 17:11
"+1" Perm...
2019-11-20 17:46
#193
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United States eldrexe 
"bump" 1 week
2019-11-20 17:47
for asking if there was any good ahk scripts for CSGO and jokingly calling them hacks
2019-11-20 17:47
"KICK STYKO, GETRIGHT AND ALL OLD FAGS LIKE FOREST" 2 weeks
2019-11-20 17:48
#199
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Finland Smoonah 
stickos dumb prik haha
2019-11-20 17:51
on bro
2019-11-20 17:58
saying brehze isn’t attractive
2019-11-20 17:50
#198
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Finland Smoonah 
aka Kings Hawaiian Bread??
2019-11-20 17:50
aka filipino cerq
2019-11-20 17:55
#204
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Finland Smoonah 
filipino cerq 🤣🤣 he does look like he enjoys some roasted pig sandwiches on sweet hawaiian bread huh
2019-11-20 17:56
absolutely lol literally nobody on eg is likable or good looking liquid guys are ripped tho
2019-11-20 17:59
#197
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Finland Smoonah 
“We can, but you can’t.” 2 day ban
2019-11-20 17:50
#201
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Norway JorgyZ 
Got banned for 10 years but i deserved it
2019-11-20 17:53
#203
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Netherlands p2dr 
The only ban I ever had (3days) was for "participation in a useless comment chain" Some said "ok cool" and after this there were like 15 variations, in which I added something like "oc kool" or whatever, not even being the first one to join the chain. I was like, let me be true hltv member for once and join the memes, but obviously Jonathan was having his period again. Since that day I report every comment chain I see because obviously a very bad thing to do, right?
2019-11-20 17:56
#205
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Qatar PrisMcsgo 
said the word hitler
2019-11-20 17:57
#208
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Georgia Broozman 
USSR thread, n-word, saying my opinion about all the stuff XD
2019-11-20 17:59
Got banned 1 day because somebody has made a topic like "who wanna play faceit with me" Nobody replied expect me saying "rip little angel". I think it was an admin who got mad lol
2019-11-20 18:00
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