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Moving to Lisbon
Denmark jameslebrawn 
Hello Mens, I, JamesLeBrawn, will be moving to Lisbon next week for work and living the life. Does anyone have some recommendations for nice things to see? Is the nightlife nice? Are the girls thicc? What about the whole drug law? Thank))
2019-11-21 01:23
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Brazil NahT_ 
the girls are so thicc that they have mustaches 😎👍 truly womens))))) (my portuguese friend told it)
2019-11-21 01:25
Doesn’t really make sense 😎😎👎🏽 But as long as the grils have nice big ass))😎
2019-11-21 01:29
Portugal ilvicoo 
They do.
2019-11-21 02:46
Nice 🥰
2019-11-21 09:51
Virgin for sure.
2019-11-22 08:56
Go check my threads
2019-11-22 10:32
So, because you say something online, you cant be a virgin? I can also say I am a 50 year old man, and have slept with 300 women -.-.Your comments in this post... It just really looks like you are a virgin. Or a 14/15 year old kid. Still most likely a virgin ;)
2019-11-22 11:32
Aight dude :D
2019-11-22 12:01
No moustaches and, if you will be living in Lisbon, most girls take care of themselves these days in terms of trying to be fit and wearing good looking clothes. Portuguese girls tend to be a bit stuck up and not very approachable in Lisbon compared to the North of Portugal, but since you are a foreigner you may get lucky because of that "exotic factor". You will also find grills with big asses if you´re into it (I am not).
2019-11-22 11:52
I was there for 3 days, I was almost cut by a fakin homeless refugee from Haiti
2019-11-21 01:34
Sounds horrible brother
2019-11-21 01:28
other is good, nice girls ez to talk (ez sex if you alpha, some girls interesed in tourist dick) and not boring, very friendliness people actually big difference with south america (brazil)
2019-11-21 01:43
nice mens))
2019-11-21 01:43
wtf... I´ve never met anyone from Haiti here. lol
2019-11-22 11:53
Portugal FiZzYgAy 
2019-11-21 01:31
Pretty nice sights, pretty nice girls, a capital like any other which isnt a good thing.
2019-11-21 01:32
Well I’ve been living in a small town most of my life. I’ve tried to live in short periods(3-6 months) in big American cities and in Copenhagen. I really enjoyed it and hopefully will do so again!
2019-11-21 01:38
Imo small town best towns, in big cities u r invisible and irrelevant
2019-11-21 01:40
I disagree
2019-11-21 01:42
Belgium Miiyata 
Being invisible is what makes it easier tbh. Imagine in small town you talk to a girl and litteraly every ex of yours will know and your cousin and niece and your grandma
2019-11-21 02:04
2019-11-21 02:45
That aint smalltown Thats a tiny ass village xD
2019-11-21 08:26
That aint smalltown Thats a tiny ass village xD
2019-11-21 08:26
That aint smalltown Thats a tiny ass village xD
2019-11-21 08:26
That aint smalltown Thats a tiny ass village xD
2019-11-21 08:26
Belgium Miiyata 
Obv i overexeggerated, but you know even in a small town there wont be shitton of different clubs.
2019-11-21 12:28
I dont even take that factor into consideration
2019-11-21 15:37
Nah, I am "Team small town" here. More friendly neighbours, better schools (at least in Germany), quiet place, no traffic jam, no issues with criminals at all And thx to eCommerce you don't need a big city to get all the stuff you want. I am 35 years old, I used to go to a bigger city to get certain clothes for example. Then the internet happened.
2019-11-22 08:53
Belgium Miiyata 
Yeah same here. A small town but near a big city so you can have both good sides :D
2019-11-22 10:22
Brazil Impulsionista 
idk nothing about portugal but they're very kind and the country overall is one of the safest in the world
2019-11-21 01:33
2019-11-21 01:58
lol that is not true at all.
2019-11-21 02:17
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Portugal danchou 
what part?
2019-11-21 02:27
portugal is not a safe country compared to the rest of europe and is not full of nice people.
2019-11-21 02:42
Switzerland sl4p3z 
portugal is literally the top3 safest country in the world lmfao calculated by ratings %
2019-11-21 02:54
sorry lisbon is not a safe city. Portugal aporto etc is much safer than that shithole.
2019-11-21 02:54
Switzerland sl4p3z 
you talked about Portugal not Lisbon btw Perceptions of criminality 2.0 /5 Security officers & police 3.3 /5 Homicide 1.3 /5 Incarceration 2 /5 Access to weapons 1.0 /5 Intensity of internal conflict 1.0 /5 Violent demonstrations 1.0 /5 Violent crime 1.0 /5 Political instability 1.0 /5 Political terror 1.0 /5 Weapons imports 1.1 /5 Terrorism impact 1.0 /5 Deaths from internal conflict 1.0 /5 Internal conflicts fought 1.0 /5 Military expenditure 1.5 /5 Armed services personnel 1.4 /5 UN peacekeeping funding 1.2 /5 Nuclear and heavy weapons 1.1 /5 Weapons exports 1.7 /5 Displaced people 1.0 /5 Neighbouring countries relations 1.0 /5 External conflicts fought 1.9 /5 Deaths from external conflict
2019-11-21 02:55
So I said sorry becuase I was wrong? What the fck is wrong with you?
2019-11-21 02:55
Switzerland sl4p3z 
wtf is wrong with you* why you mad af? just another toxic bot on hltv
2019-11-21 02:56
fuck off baiter
2019-11-21 02:56
Switzerland sl4p3z 
bro you are the one baiting lmao
2019-11-21 02:57
2019-11-21 02:57
Australia Leftistt 
Turkey>Portugal lmao
2019-11-21 08:31
Switzerland sl4p3z 
no ?
2019-11-22 00:54
Australia Leftistt 
Yes? don't even try and argue, it's a fact.
2019-11-22 00:54
Switzerland sl4p3z 
2019-11-22 00:55
Australia Leftistt 
bruhhhh say sike rn
2019-11-22 00:57
Switzerland sl4p3z 
no u
2019-11-22 01:32
Lisbon is not a safe City? lul best meme 2019
2019-11-21 15:21
Perhaps I am wrong my mistake
2019-11-21 17:22
ikr? I live here for almost 10 years and 0 issues lul
2019-11-22 11:40
I live in Lisbon for almost 29 years and never had any situation
2019-11-22 12:06
Portugal ArtyoMM 
girls are average, yet lisbon if full of ching chongs, indians, blacks, hookers, thugs and thiefs.
2019-11-21 01:38
Mongolia bozgor 
drugs are cheap thanks to our african brothers 👌😎
2019-11-21 01:38
raining as fuck lately
2019-11-21 01:42
hopefully the weather will be better in the spring and summer))
2019-11-21 01:44
yeah in spring/summer is great, hf here man. You'll have no problem with grills trust me, nordic boys have it easy here, you'll find a lot of thicc grills in the night life
2019-11-21 01:48
Thank you men, but im only half nordic mens)) So I dont have blonde hair etc
2019-11-21 01:49
Israel OKOptimistic 
Lebron James moving to Lisbion?
2019-11-21 01:59
very bad country, you are better off staying in denmark. Do NOT go to portugal it is worse than brazil
2019-11-21 02:02
why is that? Denmark not that great tbh. Safe place to live, but kinda boring imo
2019-11-21 02:04
Belgium Miiyata 
These ppl prefer sitting in room so yeh obv denmark would be better then. But you, you are different. Go for it, get your schlong out and dip in those pussies.
2019-11-21 02:05
This guy gets it))
2019-11-21 02:07
in portugal u get stabbed (it is worse than brazil))
2019-11-21 02:06
'ehh, dont really think so. What ive heard, it is a very safe place to live
2019-11-21 02:08
2019-11-22 11:41
2019-11-22 12:10
Portugal Antzrede 
2019-11-21 02:16
Care to elaborate?
2019-11-21 02:18
Brazil h8er^_^ 
Look at that, otaku talking about something that is not anime. The world is changing, and I am scared. btw, how do u know which country is good or bad if u don't even know the streets of your city, lol
2019-11-21 02:24
fakeflagging portugal mad??/
2019-11-21 02:32
Why would you go to portugal, if you're truly from EU you can chose to go to UK or Austria....why portugal lol.
2019-11-21 02:26
The climate. Why would I go to so similar places to Denmark like Austria and UK, when it comes to the climate. I dont ski, so austria is basically the same as copenhagen to me. I do like Vienna, but I wouldnt move there. Only place in the UK I would want to move to would be London, but that is insanely difficult(and expensive) to find a place to live and also find a job.
2019-11-21 02:38
UK and Austria are vastly different culturally and economically, vastly superior for the later in fact. If you like big cities you dont need to live in London, you can go to Manchester or Liverpool in UK and live super happy. Edit: UK is vastly superior economically, but infinitely superior culturally than the rest of Europe, denmark included.
2019-11-21 02:40
Money is not my motivation for moving abroad. If I wanted to get high wages, I would had stayed in Denmark. This job I'm taking in Lisbon isn't necessarily a career job for me, I'm just tired af of living in Denmark and I want to go live in a country where I can easily enjoy my time off with nice weather and have easy access to go out, and easy access to travel southern europe.
2019-11-21 02:44
may i ask what job ur gonna do?
2019-11-21 02:58
Customer service at Teleperformance
2019-11-21 03:00
good luck men, can be a stressful job i imagine. saw this job ad in my fb feed as well, thought about it for a moment but im too comfortable here with my car and living situation :D
2019-11-21 03:11
what ive heard, customer service is pretty chill. Most people just sit around and chat with customers and stream shit in the mean time. Plus I will work for netflix, so I will be dealing with netflix customers XD how hard can that be
2019-11-21 03:42
people in portugal are kinda stupid, so good luck with that!
2019-11-21 22:32
I Will deal With Danish customers)kr
2019-11-21 23:52
ohh ok then, good luck with it anyways
2019-11-22 02:02
Belgium Miiyata 
It's in the mentality i'd say, not sure on it. N-eu: Rushed(fast) lifestyle, days are more timed, work responsibility after your 8 hours, more individualistic and low time for family, grey weather and cold climate -- in trade: more money South-eu: all opposite? Some ppl prefer south-eu mentality more than north(vice versa)
2019-11-21 03:04
Nordics are not more individualistic at all, in fact the roots of colectivism are prominent af. UK and Estonia are truly the most individualistic and free countries in the entire Union. Austria is just extremely safe, pretty, wealthy and stable which is why it should always be a top pick for anyone that can actually go there. Whole eu is shit to be frank, Estonia is a diamond in the mud and UK is the only country that seems to have a chance of quit being shit.
2019-11-21 03:15
how is estonia a diamond in the mud?
2019-11-21 03:24
Freedom, anti statism, individualism, most anti-equality country in Europe, they still have a lot of government to abolish but they'll get there...the rest of shitty europe on the other hand... Germany and Austria will be well off always anyways dont worry. I've talked about this too many times and this has gotten tiresome.
2019-11-21 03:50
Belgium Miiyata 
Nobody talked economics here though, not everyone cares for taxes or living in country w.o taxes etc By N eu i mean: france, belgium, germany, and all above and sideways. By individualistic, i'm talking people/society... Not economy. That doesn't matter for OP.
2019-11-21 03:51
Im aware, im talking culturally as well, if you truly believe that Sweden and Denmark aren't colectivists then what's the point in having the word? or do you just not know the definition?
2019-11-21 04:15
Belgium Miiyata 
Mate wdym when you say collectivist. I told why the OP would pick Portugal basically cause of mentality and climate. And here you come tell me estonia is wealthier and more free, or antistatist etc... Or austria which is safer. And free? Its not like he is trying to pick a country in south america bud, you can easily have a good life about anywhere in developped eu countries,the difference would be weather, climate and people(culture and mentality). And these make Portugal better than most countries depending on persons choice. One who would sit all day at home watching tv or playing videogames would never choose Portugal. One who in his life thinks having the best car and a big house is the meaning of life wont move to Portugal either.
2019-11-21 12:26
I dont think Estonia is necessarily wealthier than Portugal, i said Austria is. For all the rest is just nonsense. He might be really dissapointed when he actually lives in Portugal.
2019-11-21 17:39
Belgium Miiyata 
Sure thing that is a possibility. But then again hé may be happier than hé was in Dk with less wealth.
2019-11-21 22:23
Korea XigNw0w 
Cya then
2019-11-21 10:23
Cya where?
2019-11-21 16:21
Korea XigNw0w 
I will visit Lisbon just to meet you.
2019-11-22 07:09
U Got bob? And vagene?
2019-11-22 08:47
Korea XigNw0w 
No but I will make you have Bob and vagene when I make you bend over.
2019-11-22 08:49
This just Got weird
2019-11-22 10:30
Welcome to Lisboa :D
2019-11-21 15:17
welcome , very safe country and people are very kind for foreigners, hope u enjoy nightlife is safe in general, girls are ok , about drug law idk very much spots to visit: Sintra ,Baixa de Lisboa (Marques do Pombal to Terreiro do Paço) ,Parque das Nações,Cristo Rei,Torre de Belém, Oceanário, at night go to bairro alto and santos
2019-11-22 01:02
Thank you men! Im lovning forward to Explore lisbon!
2019-11-22 06:35
Brazil LBbr 
Português brasileiro é diferente de português Portugal
2019-11-22 00:58
Portugal faizk 
You will love Lisbon. Very pretty girls, very good weather, beautifull and safe city. Everything is worth a visit. People are very kind aswell. About nightlife you got parties that are not over until 6/7 A.M almost everyday! Please in 2 or 3 months come here and tell us your opinion in our country. Welcome!!
2019-11-22 11:43
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