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Liechtenstein Lyke 
Alright,so if you're here,you obviously want to know how to talk to gamer girls,but first a word from our sponsor, nordvpn. Use the code: levelcrusher69420 to get your first 3 months free Ok, so you've been lucky enough to meet a gamer girl. So what do you say? In this guide,I show you how to talk to them in a way that doesn't make them or you feel awkward. Note: this guide has been tested and proven to work Complete guide below *don't make a big deal out of them being a girl,act casual *Be a good backup during matches,play your best *Jokes are ok, don't overdo it *Do not ask them for bodily fluids of any kind ( a small price to pay for salvation) *Do not ask them how they smell *do not ask them to be your gf right after meeting them. These things take time *Be freinds at first,get to know her *Don't flip out if she gets more kills than you. Gongradulate her *Don't be rude *Girls love complements,but be sure to not give creepy-sounding ones *Act confedent,oven if you have to pretend. You're talking to a gamer girl and it's going well. Nothing can stop you. *Do not,under any circumstances, say "get back into the kitchen" *Do not ask for nudes,feet pics,bobs and vigine. No. *Try not to be or sound desperate *When getting to know them, invite them to your games or add them to your team, the more you do stuff together,the more likely your chances of success are *Don't harrass them extra, roast them about 1/2 of how much you roast everyone else. *No white nighting, r/niceguys, or acting overly desperate,act like you get grills all the time,but don't needlessly say so,or they will think you're a player or you are a cheater. *Honesty is your homie *Don't be clingy or overprotective, there is a balance, and it's close to acting normal *When flirting,do not say anything about your man parts until later on. Pick up lines are ok,but just make sure that they're really funny. Bonus points if you can make them up yourself *Loyalty matters! *Be mature, no "that's what she said" jokes *On the unlikely event that you are rejected,do not beg,cry,whine,or act unpleasant,you can try again. these methods have been fully tested and are the results of 2 years of research,and are 87.42069% succesfull gamer gurl approved
2019-12-08 09:08
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2019-12-08 09:09
#3
Liechtenstein Lyke 
Use the code: levelcrusher69420 to get your first 3 months free
2019-12-08 09:11
tldr
2019-12-08 09:11
#4
Liechtenstein Lyke 
read the whole thing mr.shapiro
2019-12-08 09:11
No
2019-12-08 09:12
#7
Liechtenstein Lyke 
Hello, is this Pizza Hut? Excellent. My name is Ben Shapiro. Conservative thought leader. Prominent white YouTuber. The Muggsy Bogues of the intellectual dark Web. And—look, it’s just a fact—I would like to order some pizza pie. If you are triggered by that request, I do not care. I truly do not. Now let’s discuss conditions. First, thank you for agreeing to debate me. Typically, in fora such as this, I am met with ad-hominem mudslinging, anything from “You racist creep” or “Is that your real voice?” to raucous schoolyard laughter and threats of the dreaded “toilet swirly.” However, your willingness to engage with me over the phone on the subject of pizza shows an intellectual fortitude and openness to dangerous ideas which reflects highly on your character. Huzzah, good sir. Huzzah. Second, any pizza I order will be male. None of this “Our pizza identifies as trans-fluid-pan-poly”—no. Pizza is a boy. With a penis. It’s that simple. It’s been true for all of human history, from Plato to Socrates to Mr. Mistoffelees, and any attempt to rewrite the pillars of Western thought will be met with a hearty “Fuh!” by yours truly. And, trust me, that is not a fate you wish to meet. Now. With regard to my topping preference. I have eaten from your pizzeria in times past, and it must be said: your pepperoni is embarrassingly spicy. Frankly, it boggles the mind. I mean, what kind of drugs are you inhaling over there? Pot?! One bite of that stuff and I had to take a shower. So tread lightly when it comes to spice, my good man. You do not want to see me at my most epic. Like the great white hero of Zack Snyder’s classic film “300,” I will kick you. Onions, peppers—no, thank you. If I wanted veggies, I’d go to a salad bar. I’m not some sort of vegan, Cory Booker weirdo. And your efforts to Michelle Obama-ize the great American pizza pie are, frankly, hilarious. Though not as funny as the impressively named P’Zone—when I finally figured out that genuinely creative pun, I laughed until I cried and peed. A true Spartan admits defeat, and I must admit that, in this instance, your Hut humor slayed me, Dennis Miller style. And, with that, you have earned my order. Congratulations. Ahem. Without further ado, I would like your smallest child pizza, no sauce, extra cheese. Hello? Aha. A hang-up. Another triggered lib, bested by logic. Damn it. I’m fucking starving.
2019-12-08 09:13
Tldr
2019-12-08 09:14
#9
Liechtenstein Lyke 
typical conservative can't read past 3 lines
2019-12-08 09:14
I just dont think you're worth the time buddy. You're boring and unfunny
2019-12-08 09:18
#15
Liechtenstein Lyke 
I don't like you. I don't like anybody who has as little respect for others as you do. Go away, you swine. You're a putrescent mass, a walking vomit. You are a spineless little worm deserving nothing but the profoundest contempt. You are a jerk, a cad, and a weasel. Your life is a monument to stupidity. You are a stench, a revulsion, a big suck on a sour lemon. You are a curdled staggering mutant dwarf smeared richly with the effluvia and offal accompanying your alleged birth into this world. Meaningful to no one, abandoned by the puke-drooling, giggling beasts that sired you and then killed themselves in recognition of what they had done. You don’t know anything about tolerance.
2019-12-08 09:19
Another tldr
2019-12-08 09:21
#18
Liechtenstein Lyke 
triggered rightard destroyed with FACTS and LOGIC
2019-12-08 09:22
No
2019-12-08 09:22
Wtf axaxaxaxaxa
2019-12-08 09:15
damn
2019-12-08 09:16
+1 Ben Shapiro is actually Just dumb
2019-12-08 09:33
#25
Liechtenstein Lyke 
bernie good shapiro bad
2019-12-08 09:35
Cant say If Bernie good. But Shapiro bad.
2019-12-08 09:36
#28
Liechtenstein Lyke 
how about No One bad Everyone different?
2019-12-08 09:37
Because different has No information I can use. If I hear Shapiro talking , I am Like "shut up dumb tard, what you are talking doesnt even make sense"
2019-12-08 09:39
Using this guide I managed to turn a whole discord community server into my harem. Ty mr Lyke!
2019-12-08 09:12
#10
Liechtenstein Lyke 
i live to share my wisdom with my fellow gamers. thanks mr. rahmanabdulazizqadirabdizahid
2019-12-08 09:15
#14
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Russia UNDERATE 
Edate? What’s that?
2019-12-08 09:19
#17
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Finland cmwhr 
buy her bath water, her patreon and sub her on twitch and dont forget donos
2019-12-08 09:22
in my 3k hours of playing cs, i've never met a girl in the game, girls arent real
2019-12-08 09:26
#21
Liechtenstein Lyke 
all the girls hide on faceit lvl 10
2019-12-08 09:30
#22
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Spain H0TDOGG 
>*Do not ask them for bodily fluids of any kind ( a small price to pay for salvation) Wtf?
2019-12-08 09:32
guys just date women in real life stay away from these egirls. that's a stich fact.
2019-12-08 09:34
#27
Liechtenstein Lyke 
fun fact: egirls are actually built by the USA secret services to spy on us gamer boys!
2019-12-08 09:36
egirls live in your mind bro. real life is out there waiting for the taking
2019-12-08 09:43
#33
Liechtenstein Lyke 
sToP bEinG iN tHe pC gO sEe tHe sUn bRo - HLTV Staff
2019-12-08 09:44
#30
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Germany Henges 
*Do not,under any circumstances, say "get back into the kitchen" Always my first sentence when i hear female voice ingame
2019-12-08 09:39
No Wonder you are a weeb
2019-12-08 09:44
#31
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Qatar olaolakaka 
ok girl
2019-12-08 09:39
absolute state of hltv virgin nerds
2019-12-09 05:57
#36
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Germany Henges 
wat
2019-12-22 15:22
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