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i am dying inside
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United States The_Whiskey_Guy 
so my parents will be gone for the weekend and my home will be free, so decided in the beginning to invites some close circle friends (guys only), so around 7 including me, then one of the friend had a other party that he wanted to go to with a chick he knows, he explained to that chick that he wanted to go to my party where we are cause he knows that he would have a much funnier time here. So she said that she would come to our party but only with a girl friend since everyone are males and she would not feel secure being around other males completly alone. So i said fine, she could bring one friend. TURNS OUT THAT FRIEND IS A WOMAN THAT IS MY CRUSH AND I DONT KNOW WHAT THE ODDS IS BUT I WANT TO HANG MYSELF
2019-12-10 19:53
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#1
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Hungary mEZENCEphalon 
whats the probleminho?
2019-12-10 19:55
+1
2019-12-10 20:12
#47
shrek | 
United States 69420 
You.
2019-12-10 21:20
#48
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Hungary mEZENCEphalon 
im not kio wtf
2019-12-10 21:20
#51
shrek | 
United States 69420 
Nt Kio
2019-12-10 21:22
nice story did you steal this from reddit?
2019-12-10 19:55
no didnt retard
2019-12-10 20:15
0/8
2019-12-10 21:13
#3
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Germany MackyGee 
sex her
2019-12-10 19:55
sounds like an opportunity
2019-12-10 19:56
#33
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United Kingdom alcazar4 
+1
2019-12-10 20:33
#36
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United Kingdom Dylan9007 
+1 UK gang ;) lol
2019-12-10 20:35
7v2 damn
2019-12-10 20:37
Im calling the police on you
2019-12-10 21:15
Isnt getting ur crush to ur own party a success LUL?
2019-12-10 19:57
+1 wtf
2019-12-10 19:58
+2
2019-12-10 20:31
#7
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United States JoshDAA 
This is true, i was the home
2019-12-10 19:57
ahahah nice lie I AM the car and not true
2019-12-10 20:24
can confirm, I am the crush and I'm not coming to his party
2019-12-10 20:31
coincidence? I think not Hotel? Trivago
2019-12-10 19:58
cool story say again
2019-12-10 20:05
#11
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Serbia TheSerb 
Sex her
2019-12-10 20:06
And where exactly is the problem? This seems like a win for you
2019-12-10 20:09
she also has a boyfriend, i dont really know how to act go full wild drink, be romantic u know
2019-12-10 20:15
#21
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Hungary mEZENCEphalon 
act like a normal human being with more than 5 functional brain cells
2019-12-10 20:21
+1
2019-12-10 20:28
#40
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Yugoslavia al0)) 
+1 insane tip
2019-12-10 20:39
+1
2019-12-10 21:16
#13
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Cyprus Maybenormal 
Go sex mens))
2019-12-10 20:12
#15
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United Kingdom Megamo10 
perfect opportunity to smash?
2019-12-10 20:13
#18
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Portugal IGotHooes 
this is the best chance you could ever have so no hangerino mens
2019-12-10 20:17
#19
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Myanmar Guzhas 
ull do fine, don't be a weirdo and talk to her a bit
2019-12-10 20:18
So your crush is coming to your fucking house and you are dead inside ? Are you retarded or something ?
2019-12-10 20:26
#25
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Norway de1ka 
tl;dr
2019-12-10 20:28
#26
mantuu | 
Senegal rageN1x 
scream her name till last your breath
2019-12-10 20:28
#27
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Ireland whocarsman 
Don’t be an autist
2019-12-10 20:29
So, whats the point of this thread? you want me to bring strong line for you so you can hang yourself? or what?
2019-12-10 20:30
#56
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Croatia mds818 
Goodbyecruelworld *cj is dead now*
2019-12-10 21:37
Just act the same way you would if she wasn't there?
2019-12-10 20:32
ENCEL
2019-12-10 20:33
#35
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Germany FanOfSaitama 
hahahahahaha
2019-12-10 20:34
#38
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Estonia MC_Ride 
simple answer: life's fucked
2019-12-10 20:38
imagine being so beta you refer to a bitch you wanna fuck as your crush
2019-12-10 20:38
#57
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Croatia mds818 
imagine having such low self esteem that you call other woman bitches...
2019-12-10 21:38
^cuck
2019-12-10 21:50
#42
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Sri Lanka kvezee 
u're having friends at least :/
2019-12-10 21:14
get her drunk and you know the rest
2019-12-10 21:17
Has a crush. Luckily she will be at your party. Cries about it. But "ok boomer" is a meme. Weird world.
2019-12-10 21:18
#49
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Romania torchi 
show her your donger
2019-12-10 21:21
#50
shrek | 
United States 69420 
Impress her with 1000+ comments you made on hltv.
2019-12-10 21:21
sorry, no experience in that field)
2019-12-10 21:26
Just rape her don't be a beta mens)) 😎👌💪💪
2019-12-10 21:34
#58
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Belgium NisseCS 
Cya
2019-12-10 21:39
#59
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Croatia mds818 
as plenty of others already said... don't be a complete idiot?(even doe if she has a boyfriend... as you said it's a no no.... but then again unlikely she does)
2019-12-10 21:39
whats the problemino?
2019-12-10 21:40
meet her with your hard dick visible at doors. problem sol;ved
2019-12-10 21:42
Personally I would only see that as a good thing. To each their own I guess.
2019-12-10 21:44
#64
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Russia KotLeopold 
That's the chance you have been waiting for your whole life
2019-12-10 21:54
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